#can't take him anywhere

[jisungsjaistandjeekies]

[rightintheghoulies]

Just a sec...

Omega, please zip her back up when you're done...

[noamuth]

The Grove (Dalamus & Belthan)

@roquenxnar

Why him? Why is he the one chosen to return to the Grove? How had they forgotten camp supplies while they were here last?

He could just take the money and run. Ah, but run where? None of this land is familiar, and none of these people are fond of drow. Once again, he is forced to concede that traveling in the group is best, at least while they all share a goal. ...And not all of his new "companions" are entirely insufferable.

Dalamus watches as the gate is raised for his entry, and steels his nerves against the creaking of rope and wood as it is lowered behind him. He now stands trapped in what could, at any moment, become enemy territory. He pulls his ragged piwafwi tighter around himself. While its invisibility magic has been destroyed by the accursed sunlight, it still has use in shielding his eyes and skin from the same fate as he follows the main path towards the merchant he seeks.

The halfling--Arron, apparently--is amiable enough, determined to offer help to all, even an out-of-place Lolthite drow. As long as he behaves himself. If only the tiefling children had gotten the same memorandum.

Dalamus turns swiftly and grabs the would-be thief by one of his budding horns, disguising the pain of the movement by snarling down at the tiefling child, red eyes glowing brighter under the shade of his hood. "Clumsy. You would have better luck stealing an eye from a Beholder. Now, return what you took."

The boy is crying, gripping at Dalamus' arm in a feeble attempt to pry the hand from his left horn. Dalamus has no intention of harming him, and yet everyone nearby begins yelling at him to let the child go. Is thievery not a crime here? Are children exempt? Is he just to accept that a child can shove their greedy hands in his pouch and he must allow it to happen even if he witnesses it?

[dilf-in-peril]

“It’s not the first time I’ve lost to a chair.”

[kedreeva]

ADHD whomst

[theloveinc]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CiBWWMqDsRC/ bakugou energy😂. he'd be so ready to throw hands at whoever even tried to think of hurting you. his are rated E for everyone💪👊!!

(link!)

Oh my goddddddd, it's the way Bakugo literally WOULD. At home, on the phone, in PUBLIC, gosh.

And you already know he eavesdrops on all your conversations (most of your time spent talking on the phone, he's right up next to you, suddenly feeling SO cuddly🙄), but when he knows someone is upsetting you... he's not hesitating to interrupt. Probably even trying to grab the phone if you don't just hand it to him the first time... or shushing you if you try to stop him from intervening.

(Your friend just hears, "No. Stop it, Katsuki, I can handle— GIVE IT," until all it is is his heavy breathing over the receiver, and then "don't you ever call again, or I'll— BEEP."

It's funny cuz you could be on the phone with the insurance company, and if the spokesperson were being mean to you, he'd have the exact same reaction. Like, please😭😭😭I love him.

(In public it's a little bit easier to deal with because one look at his mean glare from behind you, and usually people are pretty nice to start with. Guard dog energy except he never needs to guard you, just his presence is enough)

[mydemonsdrivealimo]

in a perfect world jensen would have enough professionalism not to buy and wear this but realistically he absolutely would

[brightside-brigade]

the good(?) News: Levi taught Eren how to access the headspace a few days back.

The bad(?) News: he wants to fight everyone out here.

[nimudae]

"Being in the snow with my lover like this immerses me in a special feeling. I like it" [Ko-fi]

[seasononesam]

2x21 // 4x09 

[cybersteal]

[laputaskies]

Oh, tasty!

[brightmalcolm]

Uh, Bright, how worried should we be about you?

[cod-dump]

Ghost, holding a metal nail file: Have you ever thought about taking one of these and attempting to file your teeth with it? How do you think that would feel? Beauty Salon Employee: No-Not good... Gaz, grabbing Ghost: Stop terrorizing everyone you ass!

[the-sunlit-earth]

Whether it’s Imperial Tax Collectors or stuffy Redoran guards, Baladas has a special place in his heart for railing against authority ❤

 Neloth was just along for the ride :’)

[bookrat]

Pretty sure my little man has a case of abundism affecting the marble tabby coat under all those white splotches