#canoodling

[goodgrammaritan]

"Canoodle!? I have never canoodled in my life."

"You don't expect me to believe that."

"You had better. When I do it, it is not canoodling."

"Same thing."

"Madam," said Istvhan, his voice dropping nearly an octave, "I have made love. I have had sex. I have bedded, rutted, fucked, and on one occasion, with enthusiastic consent and a great deal of oil, I have sodomized, but I have never, not once, canoodled."

Paladin's Strength by T. Kingfisher

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[loona-beans]

A legit sign at my College 😂

I am wondering if someone tried that this year already 😂

[k-wame]

2018 • The White Crow • dir. Ralph Fiennes

[doddsmountain]

Another doodle. I dunno.

[sleepydrummer]

Yeshwant and Sanyogita of Indore, photographed by Man Ray in 1927. Photo: © Man Ray 2015 Trust / Artists Rights Society (ARS), NY / ADAGP, Paris

[ross-hollander]

Roller.

Roller, not only (weirdly detailed fanon tecno-biology aside) can they literally not have sex, neither one of them has a mouth.

What exactly are you implying occurred back there? Illicit cuddling?

[the-wanderer]

CANOODLING

[so-this-is-my-blog-i-guess]

Today’s coffee… featuring, Mama and Daddy canoodling in the background.

[vas-t]

Couldn’t sleep last night wound up drawing this

[foxghost]

** translates 廝磨 to "heavy petting" **

Hmm.

Which probably needs a translation of its own

[joseph-plunkett]

Canoodling rn

Not that anyone cares

[shortnasties]

2822. The End of Canoodling

This is "The End of Canoodling." Carrying around a fine interest of beauty.

Once again, Ivan was again screaming out the window again: "Please, will anybody please canoodle with my wife?"

Vlad, who has waited day after day out on the sidewalk, raises his arm. "Vlad is here," he says. "Vlad is always here."

Ivan again slams his hand down on the windowsill again. "Not Vlad!" he says. "Never Vlad!"

Vlad weeps. Meanwhile, Ivan's wife sighs on her poodle divan. She realizes things are bad these days, but canoodling should come easy. Her favorite soap opera, Opal of Lust and Influence, tells her so.

[manectric-boogaloo]

unpopular opinion

Straight men are all virgins. Hear me out. So losing your virginity, for female bodied persons, means being penetrated by a peepee, right? So wouldn't gender equality dictate that male bodied people also get penetrated by da peepee in order to lose their virginity? Or does doing any smexy stuffs count as losing your V-card? If that's the case then every teenager who has so much as fiddled will there canoodle are no longer virgins. Where is the line?

[magicicephoenix]

i saw the palette name and couldn’t help myself. run boy run!!

bendy in nightmare run with #63 - run boy run (requests open!)