#cartoonish chomp

[drykoolaid]

She’s a lil bitey….

The art quality shift be going hard 🥶

Posting V fluff bc I miss her and I think this should be canon 💯

I think I got inspo 4 this from @ghoulinfuschia

I forgot the post I’m sorry 😢

Bye.

[raceweek]

chomp

[vvitchy]

[its-your-mind]

ORV as textposts 43/???

[Photo ID - 10 cropped images from the ORV manhwa with text posts pasted upon them.

The first image shows Kim Dokja smiling with his eyes closed and raising his hand in greeting. The text post is by Tumblr user wizard-email. It reads, "YOU might be crushed under the weight of your own hubris. im ok tho."

The second image is an aerial shot of Yoo Joonghyuk kneeling with a sword in each hand. His head is bowed, and there are bloodstains visible on his black clothes. The text post is by Twitter user Alpha Male (real) @/SortaBad. It reads, "People say 'I'm here for a good time, not a long time' which is weird because I am having a bad time and this is taking forever."

The third image is a close up of Kim Dokja smiling ominously. The text post is a "Notes" section from Archive of Our Own. It reads, "Surprise bitch, I bet you thought you've seen the last of me."

The fourth image shows Han Sooyoung drawn in a slightly simpler and more cartoonish manner. The text post is by Tumblr user toffeestudies. It reads, "yes i am smart. yes i am stupid. it's called being flexible."

The fifth image shows Yoo Joonghyuk with a slightly frustrated look on his face while Kim Dokja smiles behind him. The text bubble originating from Kim Dokja reads, "Good to see you!" The text post are two grey texts with their tails pointed toward Kim Dokja. The first text reads, "you're life would be so boring without me." The second text reads, "admit it."

The sixth image is a close up of Kim Namwoon smiling with an extreme look on his face while his eyes glow red. The text post is by Tumblr user gorcerycores. It reads, "okay i'll bite. chomp even. kill perhaps. maybe even maim."

The seventh image shows Kim Dokja with his hand held up to get someone's attention while he sweats with a slightly nervous expression. The text post is by Tumblr user duckdotcom. It reads, "are you mad at me? would you like to be"

The eighth image shows Bihyung pointing upwards and smiling while he looks down. Action lines are drawn around his head to show excitement. The text post is a notification with a car emoji and two lines of text. The first, smaller line of text reads, "Take a break and have fun." The second, slightly larger line of text reads, "Schedule time for car accident."

The ninth image shows Yoo Joonghyuk punching Kim Dokja with his face covered in shadows except for his eyes to show anger. The text post is by Twitter user Rodney @/SkinnyTuna. It reads, "ass or tits? bro her right hook .im bleedi"

The final image shows Jung Heewon and Lee Jihye unsheathing their swords while Kim Dokja looks on in the center of the background. The text post is by Tumblr user king-monky. It reads, "yeah i understand women. they all want daggers and swords. it's quite simple really" /End ID]

ID by the incomparable @incorrect-web-novels ty so very much!!

[ask2pame]

what’s your opinion on the current manga style for the character(also France with his swishy short hair)?

// i'm not against it but it makes him look younger? which isn't a bad thing i just prefer him to look older and mature ya know! (EXCEPT THE GANGSTA??? AU CUZ FRANCE IS SO PRETTY IN THAT, I WANT TO TAKE A CARTOONISH CHOMP OUT OF HIM)

as for most of the characters, i don't really have too many thoughts bc hima makes all of them super . squishy? and he makes them soft with flowing hair and sparkly eyes and honestly i don't think i ever want him to stop or change that

[skepticreadstoa]

The Hidden Oracle: Chapter 8

Instead, my regrets passed before my eyes. Despite being a gloriously perfect being, I do have a few regrets. I remembered that day at Abbey Road Studios, when my envy led me to set rancour in the hearts of John and Paul and break up the Beatles. Good luck running from the beatlemaniacs after that one, mate.

We gods are a little in awe of you mortals. You spend your whole lives knowing you will die. No matter how many friends and relatives you have, your puny existence will quickly be forgotten. How do you cope with it? Why are you not running around constantly screaming and pulling your hair out? Your bravery, I must admit, is quite admirable. Now where was I? Right. I was dying. Way to make me fell existential, Lester, Be right back, need to let that sit... Alright anyway;

Normally I do not like being doused. Every time I go camping with Artemis, she likes to wake me up with a bucket of ice-cold water. Please imagine Artemis having one of her hunters record a video of her doing this. I would pay to see that footage.

The third spirit bared his rotten teeth. “Your guardian would be sooooo disappointed.” Meg looked as if she’d been punched in the gut. Her face paled. Her arms trembled. She stamped her foot and yelled, “NO!” As I said before, no spoilers, but I do look forward to meeting this "Guardian" person. Just to have a civil conversation.

The peach baby launched himself at the nosos and bit his head off. That is not a figure of speech. The karpos’s fanged mouth unhinged, expanding to an unbelievable circumference, then closed around the cadaver’s head, and chomped it off in one bite. Cartoonish effing chomp bruv-

I was certain Meg had summoned him, intentionally or unintentionally. I also had some ideas now about her godly parentage, and some questions about this “guardian” that the spirits had mentioned, but I decided it would be better to interrogate her when she did not have a snarling carnivorous toddler wrapped around her leg. Me too, mainly just the guardian, but I've made my point about that already.

I turned my face to the sky. “Are you sure, Zeus? It’s not too late to tell me this was an elaborate prank and recall me to Olympus. I’ve learned my lesson. I promise.” The gray winter clouds did not respond. With a sigh, I jogged after Meg and her homicidal new minion. Off to CHB we head then.

[blogofloathing]

A loud, cheesy anthem plays as an awful stylilized OCWE appears on a black and white TV screen

"Good belated myorning folks, I am your esteemed host! Gillian Barlows Jr! And you are watching the Ocean City Watcher Éire! Hyere to bring you the latest scyoop on the people of our great city! who are they? Why are they? When are they? How do they peel their y'apples? Let's find out nyow!"

A new fangled transition effect plays as Gillian gives an overly exaggerated shocked expression.

Approaching our first interviewee, Gygan Clarks of the Ocean City Watchful Eye, but it seems he isn't particularly excited to see us haha, wonder why.

Our trusty boom man sticks the mic in his face, at which Gygan looks visibly annoyed, sheesh you'd think we killed this guys business or something.

"What do you want Gillian" he spat, frankly I'm offended he would be so rude to a reporter!

My cameraman delivers the question after a discreet go ahead sign waved in his direction

"Look unless you think apples can make coffee taste better I'm not interested," Gygan hisses, and after a short pause mutters "with a pocket knife"

And indeed if the bulge in his pocket isn't due to seeing me, he carries said weapon on him.

Let's move on from this wannabe newsman before he gets violent! You know how those types are.

Grumbling to himself, something about "fuckin' trend hopping fast news pieces of-" haha anyway!

An apple shaped transition plays, and due to formatting issues doesn't properly disappear

•••

Our next guest went up to us herself upon hearing there was a survey, so give it up for.. Simone Chekhov! Of the S.I.T Robotics department—

Somehow interrupting this audio added in post, the girl fires up a seemingly long held rant.

"Well actually it's Robotechtronics there's a very subtle but important difference in the two fields but anyway I made a machine that peels them so precisely the skin dissolves in contact with the air due to being sliced at such a thin micromascopic level that their mololcules are-" a thin homeless girl sticks a thumbs up wildly behind Simone.

The video is suddenly stopped here due to space, a cartoonish image of sad Gillian giving a thumbs down is shown onscreen for a few seconds.

•••

we're sorry to cut this short but our camera ran plumb out of juice trying to record it all haha!

Though this did little to falter her one sided rant, even as we turned our attention away from her

Moving onto the aforementioned hobo (it's good to get a perspective from the less than fortunate.)

"OOO OOO you're gonna ask me a question! Give it here!" She jumps excitedly, the words slamming into our crew much in the same way she physically rammed into my mic man in her overzealousness

The dusty girl, who we made sure didn't touch any of our equipment, had been chittering something inane at Simone when we asked, somehow able to properly talk between each other rather than over.

"I dunno I just chomp em, see?" taking a playful bite out of her sour face, leaving a toothy mark.

... the sounds of crickets chirping has been added

"Agh! Victoria!" She expleted, wiping her face off with her sleeve, "that's gross- you're gross!"

Though Victoria didn't seem too bothered, a sly little grin making its home on her spotted face.

"Hey don't pretend ya didn't like it" she slithered, at which Simone gave her a rather hard smack on the head "and there's more where that came from!" The bespectacled girl tittered haughtily.

A tinny and muffled laugh track plays, as Gillian audibly clicks a tape recorder to start and stop

•••

Moving on from those, shall we say interesting, characters, our boom operator caught wind of some music playing a few blocks down.

And we followed the groovy tunes to their source, coming upon quite the cello fellow!

Who is contentedly playing his instrument, my team having to remind him of the question, "oh I just slice em up with my trusty pocketknife!" Holding it up for a second before going back to ringing out the tunes.

Looks to be the same kinda knife as that.. eh I forgot his name already.

I say someone should definitely toss that guy a quarter, not me though.

Really if he can afford a cello is he actually that poor I mean cmon- ah, I've been instructed by my cameraman to stop here.

A bubble and wave crashing sound effect plays too loudly, with a chintzy fade to black transition

•••

Taking a dip per sé, we find.. someone else to ask.

Attempting to avoid being seen, the oddly slimy fellow is hiding against a wall, but seeing as his clothes aren't the exact shade and texture of bricks, "I, I don't know what an apple is? please leave me alone.." he croaks out in a froggy tone.

"Would you like to try one?" My boom operator chipperly inquires, at which the still unnamed weirdo looks even more terrified of us than before

"N-no I'm good really I.." it trailed off, guess they make hobos different these days, I can't get a read on what this guy might be on the street to beg for.

"Cmon I'll get ya a fresh one" he says again, taking a step closer to it, making the thing jump loudly.

Before running away from my team in a lurch, leaving weird wet slappy footprints in his wake.

Well that was certainly productive, why don't we heed this guys words and move on to another!

A hexagon transition with a splat sound effect, it doesn't even fully segue, cutting halfway through

•••

At the urging of my team, we reluctantly almer over to a goblin for questioning, she seemed to be dancing animatedly.. or maybe boxing with the air?

"Hi! Yes yes Hello! To apples slicing? No no, Gabby is practicing see?" It said, nearly assaulting one of my cameramen, "Gabby is champion of the box!"

a goofy swirl sound effect and then a laugh track

We don't speak creature so I have no idea what any of that meant, I'd say we get out of here before that thing gets aggressive, I've heard the stories of these kinds of monsters being dangerous!

They're lucky they don't have rights or else we'd totally sue them for emotional damages.

a spooky transition effect plays, bats flying across the screen and a very poorly done witches laugh

•••

As we were making our way back to the studio, my mic man caught eye of some kinda hobo living in the alley, I insisted we don't interview something like that but who listens to me around here?

Walking up to her, I'm already less than enthused about her appearance, something in her eyes wasn't like it should be, they seemed to stare directly inside of us unlike anything.

"Hello ma'am how would you say you peel-" my other cameraman began, being cut off by her wheezily trilling poem, "peel? Peeling, skin peeling wallpaper off the wall, apples falling trees cutting"

I.. wow! Okay! That is not at all what any of us were expecting, all our hairs stood violently on end.

Like looking into the den of a wounded predator about to make a strike, protecting its wounds.

She stepped closer to us, gazing through us, it felt as though she saw more than just my skin.

"Apples and oranges" it felt as though she wasn't even talking to us, despite facing our direction.

No one bothered putting a transition effect here, the camera simply cuts right to the next scene

•••

aaaaand one last questioneer today folks! As we were wrapping up and dutifully wiping down and sanitizing our stuff to get all the filth off them, a distracted old guy bumped into us, and sooooo!

"Oh! Eh uh, I mostly just eat cheese" the weirdo said emphatically before forcing us to look at a horrible mass of aged milk madness, before reassuring us that "it's Käse Brezel! The finest in the city! If ya see me come and buy so-" yeah no

Sorry sir I don't even know what language you just spoke there but I can tell it ain't somethin I'm gonna be eating, especially from someone like you

Though my crew seems oddly interested in it, I'll have to show them what real food is like I guess,

gives me an excuse to hang out with those mooks.

anywho, our final stop of the day was a nice little cheese pretzel shop, the finest in the city!

An equally loud and somehow even cheesier little outro theme plays as we fade back onto Gillian

"Well thyank you all for tyuning in this fine after nyoon, we hope we could answer all of your deep byurning questions! As always I am your esteemed host; Gillian Barlows Jr! And you have been watching the Ocean City Watcher Éire, where we catch up the scyoop and throw it to your hyoop! See y'all nyext week with our next Q: how good is the government doing right now? ( A: pyerfect!)"

[bowiebond]

Eddie has the ‘tism and whenever Billy and him hold hands and Billy says something cute, he gets this urge to combust and has decided making a cartoonish biting sound and chomping on his boyfriends hand is the perfect response to counteract that urge.

Billy does not agree and has smacked him in the nose more than once on reflex.

[gkt-tummyaches]

personalized weapon hcs

the powerpuffs have a special ability each. the powerpunks have the inverse of those abilities relevant to their counterpart [hc]. does that mean the rowdyruffs have a special ability ?

short answer: no. i like the idea of giving the rrb each a weapon more. personalized to their ingredient. (which i have switched up ⚠️ [hc].)

for boomer, he has a multi-purpose shield. the most obvious link to his ingredient this has is the protective purpose - like a snail's shell. however, with the creative liberties i've taken in broadening snail's definition to include 'creepy crawlies', it has two additional functions:

the first is a deployable web that traps targets like a sticky net, very similar to a spider's web. the 'net' is attached to the shield by a thick silk-like rope for reeling targets in, but is easily detached if the purpose is to leave them.

the second is that the shield can split into two blades shaped like stag beetle pincers. boomer can use them as arm-blades (i literally cannot find a better name to describe it. they have handles okay.) close range/melee combat. when done, the blades can be clipped back together to reform the shield.

because i hate him, brick gets the boring option. the 'snips' in the boys' rhyme used to stand for 'snippets' - random things little boys would put in their pockets. because of this, brick has a 30-70 chance on whether what he pulls out of his pocket will be useful in a fight.

the 70% of the time, it's just useless crap. buttons, loose change, lint. a post-it note that's been caught in the wash several times and is now mush. the other 30%, it may not be useful outright, but maybe he can make something out of it; who knew gum can be used in water-based slurry explosives?

(many cartoonish libterties taken with brick's 'weapon'(s), given in the above example the gum used is actually guar gum, not chewing gum you'd find in your pocket. at least it's somewhat fun?)

though there's the option for him to be the handyman in a group dynamic. he could have a utility belt full of actually useful things, with the probability falling down to whether he actually remembered to equip it or not.

butch gets a chain chomp !! a length of chain with a bear trap attached to the end to be more specific, nothing overly unique about it. maybe it has a handle, maybe he just wraps the chain around his hand.

it's pretty destructive if used on real people, so it rarely makes an appearance. the chain-and-trap has the option to become electrified in order to shock whatever it comes into contact with - reminiscent of shock collars used on dogs, and linked to a hc i have abt butch's scarring <3 <3 very very self-indulgent 💚

obviously these weapons are kind of just decorative half the time, given they all meet the criteria for the basic superpowers that the powerpuff girls and powerpunk girls have too. they're essentially useless if the boys are affected by antidote-x, since i imagine these weapons are more like superpower-generated constructs, or are at least reliant on the chem-x aspect of the boy's abilities in order to be 'summoned'.

almost like a green lantern situation ? except the rrb don't have a lantern ring. if that makes sense. (or i guess referencing the object-manifestation ability the girls were seen to have in the 2k16 reboot, but i like to pretend that show doesn't exist. so. dc reference instead.)

boomer's weapon compliments his ingredient. each function obviously relates to some kind of bug (or snail). they're more literal interpretations of his ingredient, as personality-wise it's metaphorical. brick's 'weapon' is a little ambiguous; works neither with or against his ingredient. which i think suits 'snippets' well enough. butch's weapon contradicts his ingredient. bear-traps are things generally used to harm dogs (for this scenario) in the wild and at home, shock collars are used to discipline/harm houehold pets. //🥺 i just think the pattern is cool + wanted to point it out 👉👈 i like that these ideas sort of reflect the impact their ingredients have on them too, like brick being kind of aimless/unequipped for anything beyond his goal; butch's loyalty and desire to please coming back to bite him sometimes; boomer's guarded nature causing him to build many defensive tactics, etc.

[unknownarmageddon]

stacking you and chair's kross art in a tall sandwich and taking a big cartoonish chomp out of it 😋

may it sustain you

[ventiswampwater]

What are the pros and cons of dating Bo Sinclair?

hello anon!!!

answered this here!! but under the cut are some more lmao

more 4 bingo bongo

3 ADDITIONAL PROS

genuinely SO facially expressive. he's so fuckin funny for that. ^look @ that gif. man is fully sayin hehehehehehehefuuuuuuuuck. completely unaware of his cartoonish facial range. will bring levity to the hellscape town u live in w/him. bc he's so fuckin GOOFY

are u a homebody? u hate working a 9-to-5? well ur so very in luck!! now u get to be the personal fleshlight for a recluse hickman who will NEVER require NOR let u leave his hometown!! and he's bought u ur very own roll of duct tape for ur stay in his murderfuck basement!! living the dream!!!

VERY bitable chin. v bitable man in general. chomp chomp bite bite

3 ADDITIONAL CONS

I made this post last year and I still stick to it. he would be an entire fuckin MENACE to clean up after and I want to kick him down 372873218723 flights of stairs for that!!!

definitely would tongue kiss u w/jack links SLIM JIM mouth. nasty ass!!! man fully takes a bite of his beef jerky and then tries to explore the furthest reaches of ur tonsils w/his tongue. GRODY!!!!!

remote FIEND. do not every try to change the channel. this house is HIS gorilla enclosure and u will not take his enrichment tv time away. obnoxious

[say-hi-intrepid-heroes]

yknow what gives me serotonin for no reason? brennan's chomping sounds for ayda and a few various minor npcs. it's so cartoonish and almost sounds a little fake and it is perfect.

[lunapwrites]

My dogs are two very different creatures.

I had leftover pasta to eat, but no leftover sauce, so I just added a bit of olive oil, parm, S&P, and a fresh lemon I had impulsively bought (don't ask lol.) So afterwards I had the remains of the lemon quarters and the dogs were eyeing my plate, and I'm usually partial to sharing fruit with them.

Odin usually takes treats very gently. He licked the lemon. He did not stop licking the lemon. I had to remove the lemon from his vicinity so I could throw it out lol. He was sad for like .03 seconds about it, and then I told him he was a good boy. Cured.

Freyja normally will take your fingers if you're not careful. She chomped down on the lemon. Like, her mouth closed around it like a damn bear trap. And then immediately reopened. I've never seen a dog's face pucker so spectacularly, it was cartoonish. I laughed. She gave me betrayed squinty eyes and turned away from the lemon. (I did also pet her and call her a good girl so she's reluctantly forgiven me and is now snoring at my feet.)

Anyway, further evidence that my dogs might be busted.

[405blazeitt]

finished watching viking wolf/vikingulven (2022)

i was excited to watch a movie about a teenage girl who becomes a werewolf. let a teen girl tear some throats out with her teeth, y'know? it's what they all want to do. and it's a horror slasher thriller, a genre that's hard to do poorly in.

press images of the cgi wolf are what initially drew me in and, while imperfect, it doesn't look bad in action. it acts nothing like a wolf, but that's not too distracting, and it looks cool.

i liked the nod to Fritt vilt (2006) at the beginning and the way everyone had a different dialect/accent. the slasher scenes were great (some an homage to the Thriller music video!), but woefully brief, and the second attack doesn't happen until halfway through. there was an attempt to do surreal, suspenseful horror, but it lacked in suspense. the most important characters of the movie were all girls/women, but it was strangely disinterested in them emotionally beyond a few Movie Moments.

why make a story about a teen girl who recently lost her father, is trying to find her place in a new town, and has a strained relationship with her mother and her step-father, then not have that tension impact the story at all? sure, she gets to chomp a bully in her werewolf state, but it's too quick for catharsis.

i appreciate an ambiguous ending, but this one felt more like they ran out of ideas. the prologue, which was mostly text and comprised the entirety of the viking content, felt tacked on and unnecessary, as though the "viking" part of the title was an afterthought by the marketing team. aaaand i just now read that that's likely the case. lol.

the 100% always-serious tone made it harder to ignore anything impractical/illogical or the way it fails to delve into its characters. maybe it could've been great if it was camp.

overall, it's... fine. i had no expectations and was still disappointed, but i do appreciate what's there and what it was aiming for. it made me write this much, so that should show how much it made me feel something, even if that something was the belief that the story would be handled better.

also, i liked that there was a veterinarian who looked like a butch lesbian with a mustache. he got WAY more screen time in WAY more critical scenes than he deserved, but his style was so professorcore that he was fun to see regardless.

tl;dr: it sets up emotional depth but doesn't follow through in a way that could've been excused with cartoonish quantities of blood, which it doesn't have either, but there was clearly an attempt.

[adamwatchesmovies]

The Karate Kid Part III (1989)

While I didn't enjoy this film, that doesn't mean you won't. No matter what I say, the people involved in this project did it: they actually made a movie. That's something to be applauded. With that established...

The strength of the Karate Kid series lies in its emotional power. You could probably predict how the first one might end but you were so invested in the relationship between Daniel and Mr. Miyagi (Ralph Macchio and Noriyuki “Pat” Morita) that you forgot about all the times you’d seen the story before. Everything that rang true, that was effective in the first film (and the sequel to a certain extent) is present in this third chapter… but none of it works. Cartoonish villains, characters who’ve regressed and a repetitive plot make The Karate Kid Part III feel like a cash grab and nothing else.

Having lost his students and dojo, John Kreese (Martin Kove) visits his best friend, Terry Silver Thomas (Ian Griffith) to tell him he’s giving up on Cobra Kai. Instead, of moving on, however, he and Terry decide to partake in an elaborate revenge scheme. Posing as a new friend and teacher for Daniel, Terry will infiltrate his life so he can tear the boy and his beloved teacher apart.

I’m not sure if Ian Griffith is the best or the worst thing about this movie. One of his first scenes has him chomping on a gargantuan cigar in a hot tub, giving notes to his secretary about how he’s going to hide all of these mega-pollutants from the authorities. Combined with his ponytail, eagerness to jump on the revenge bandwagon and easily-revealed colours, you expect him to be facing off against Captain Planet, not some teenager and an old man trying to make a living selling bonsai trees. He’s ten times as maniacal as any of the bad guys we’ve seen in this series and less subtle than Emperor Palpatine.

On his own, Terry might’ve made the film unintentionally hilarious if it weren’t for Daniel. You’d think that by now the boy would understand a thing or two about Miyagi, that he’d respect him. No. At every instance, Daniel questions Miyagi’s tried-and-true methods, goes against his wishes or tries to do something sneaky behind his back. What’s infuriating is that you know exactly how it will play out. The movie holds no surprises whatsoever. In fact, it choreographs itself in ways that would be clever if they weren’t so transparent. For example, the film begins - once again - by informing us that the relationship we spent the previous movie developing has dissolved. Kumiko is briefly mentioned but never appears. She’s been replaced by Jessica Andrews (Robyn Lively) who quickly informs Daniel that she’ll be moving away in two months. At least the screenplay has learned SOMETHING from these movies. It establishes a way for her not to appear in any subsequent sequels!

Writer Robert Mark Kamen (who didn’t like this premise but whose alternative was even worse) does the bare minimum and director John G. Avildsen does not attempt to turn this pile of straw into gold. The villain’s plan involves sending his cronies to commit vandalism, theft, and attempted murder but the police are briefly mentioned once and then never again. This plot isn’t concerned with what would actually happen. It’s just going through the motions so we can get to the tournament at the end of the movie and watch Daniel beat the odds AGAIN. The Karate Kid Part III isn’t merely a disappointment, it’s a waste of time. (March 10, 2022)

[harrison-abbott]

I’d just bought a roll from the bakery. Was hungry and needed some nourishment and the roll was cheap and hot and I’d just unwrapped the cellophane. When this fucking seagull swooped into my vision. And it nabbed the roll right out of my hands. And flew off with it. It was as cartoonish as that, right in the middle of the street. And then the gull had the cheek to just chomp the roll right down its gullet, fifteen feet away where I couldn’t get to it. What a bastard.