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monty-glasses-roxy · 8 months

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Good morning I had a dream that for some reason, Fazbear decided to give Roxy therapy. She never spoke during their sessions except to insult the therapist, but the therapist felt like they were finally making progress when shit happened and Roxy shut down all conversation. What happened? I think it was the team going and dying to the Mimic but it could have been something else it was only mentioned after a time skip.

Weirdly though, the therapist assumed she'd gone silent again because of an altercation with Freddy. So they called Freddy and Monty in (maybe Chica too) and tried to convince Freddy to stick around for a session with Roxy who isn't there at the moment. Freddy was just pissed off that he's being expected to apologise for shit he hasn't done and Monty was there trying to convince him that it's not that bad what's his problem man

EXCEPT Roxy has left. She fucked off. Left the Plex and is now wandering the outside world. The others are in a panic looking for her, and find her standing outside of a hospital. I think it was a children's one specifically but I don't remember. She'd been entertaining a lil bit but she's just kinda silently stood there with a blanket around her and a hot chocolate looking at it. For some reason when they're trying to talk to her, Chica says she knows why she came here and it's because she thinks she's better off dead, which is when my brain quickly adds a morgue to this location lmao anyway

Roxy leaves them again cause she doesn't want to talk. She explores on her own, finding Foxy, an old friend presumably from the last times she's snuck out. She cries, happy to see him and he tells her everything is gonna be okay while he hugs her, then takes her back to this tall tree building. She asks to stay with him and he's hesitant cause where he lives is some kind of... I guess a strip club? Kind of? Wasn't graphic or anything but my brain supplied that sex happens there and that's why she wouldn't want to stay. Vaguely saw poles for dancers but it's literally inside a cool tree thing so it was super out of place. Also Tails from Sonic is there with Balloon Boy. This place has the aesthetic of a rainforest cafe btw.

They go up onto the roof where some turtle looking guy that's really long acts as the spiral staircase or slide I guess for the building is talking to them. They ask if she wants to hang out and ride the stair/slide thing down to the ground floor and she cries cause she doesn't want to stay here. The turtle also gets sad cause he likes when they play on the slide that makes up it's body I guess.

The manager joins them and is talking like she's going to stay, goes to grab her tail I think and she fuckin' bails. Foxy goes with her, but a clay looking Bonnie (like from the JRs games but a bit bigger than Foxy) chases after them. Foxy isn't sure he wants to leave his friends but does in order to protect Roxy, and leads Bonnie away from her.

He leads him into a small, cluttered, basement storage place that's kind of like a cavern, with a chain link fence blocking off an underground river with giant, plush Bonnie's that are groaning as if they're alive and all look dead on the rocks. Bonnie catches him but is like. On the floor or something in an almost Family Guy deathpose way for some reason and Foxy convinces him to let go so he can leave. He runs after Roxy, feeling guilty for what he's done and what he's leaving behind and catches up to her with Balloon Boy here now I guess. Roxy cries again for some reason and then I woke up

The Plex she left also didn't look like the Plex at all btw. I switched between Roxy's POV, a third person POV while Freddy and Monty were with the therapist, back to Roxy's POV and then Foxy's when he lures Bonnie away. I don't remember all the reasons Roxy was crying, I think she was internally wanting to go home but just not saying it but then just never went home. And Freddy was comically angry for some reason???

Oh and Roxy was swapped for Blaze the Cat for a bit of the conversation with the club manager, but then was swapped back to Roxy again after. I think this was third person POV and the manager pinched her leg? And it kicked off from there? I said grabbing her tail cause he might have been but I don't remember. Aside from that one action, he was a decent sounding guy though. Then he just did that and I lost all care for him lmao

Anyway. That was fun. A wild situation!

#pop rox talks #god imagine fazbear giving roxy an ACTUAL therapist #like wow i wouldn't have expected that lmao #foxy in a fucking strip club playing on a turtle themed slide with tails and balloon boy...#like oh yeah that's soooo sexy lmao djdjdjd #can you tell I'm ace as hell #my brain set it up as a club but it also wanted it to be cool and interesting to me i guess #so it ended up like that somehow ndjdjdk #anyway that's my fun dream for today!!#also they tried to calm freddy down with peanut butter and he refused it #monty just got a spoon and ate it himself as he was trying to call freddy down #for some reason i dunno man #weird #i LOVE dreams with a plot though #they're very fun #especially when i get to be the cahracters #I've had some amazing dream plots ngl #this one's a bit odd but hey whatever it's fun #BDJDBDIS WAIT A SEC #OH MY GOD CHICA REALLY LOOKED AT ROXY STARING FORLORNLY AT A CHILDRENS HOSPITAL #AND IMMEDIATELY SAID SHE WAS SUICIDAL???? WHAT????? HELLO?????#thats not the right word #she said EXACTLY 'I know why you came here. You feel like you're better off dead.'#like WHAT????#BITCH SHE'S AT A HOSPITAL THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A HOSPITAL #WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT #YOU FORCED MY BRAIN TO STAPLE A SHITTY LOOKING MORGUE ONTO THE BACK OF A PRETTY WHITE AND RAINBOW BUIDLING #WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?????#HUH????????#maybe she doesn't know colour theory...

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cyborg-franky · 2 years

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Hi Franky! Hope all is good for you!!!

Can I please ask for a prompt 1 or 8 for Law or Sabo?

Thank you so much!!!

I feel it's been a second since I wrote Sabo so I hope it goes well? please enjoy <3

Sabo x GN reader SFW Modern AU Prompt: going to a cat café WC: 664

You had no idea if Sabo even liked cats before you’d made the decision to go and try it out. You told him the place had nice tea and cakes and you’d been eyeing it up for a hot minute. You also told him it was all family ran and private, he always hated chains.

He seemed down for it.

So you dressed up nice, he was curious why you’d told him not to wear his sweater, you mentioned how it might get pulled on things and he gave you such a puzzled look. But he still looked handsome in his shirt and vest combo so it had worked out in your favor.

When you stepped into the cafe your eyes widened as you looked inside the room with all the cute decor, a large fake tree with lots of little places cats could lay on, nap in, and climb across. You spotted so many happy cats within seconds as you passed your cell phone to the lady behind the counter with your reservation.

“Cats?” Sabo asked with a quirked brow.

“Cats.” You nodded as you were allowed into the main part, shown to your seats where a big fat tabby was curled up, purring loudly as you sat close.

“I didn’t know if you liked them or not and I was kinda worried you wouldn’t.” You confessed to him, not meeting his eye as he sat down across from you, you started to pet the cat, watching it uncurl and give you access to his soft belly.

“I’m indifferent I guess?” He said with a chuckle, and smile on his face as he watched the warm interaction.

How much you loved animals always made him feel soft, seeing you loving on any creature reminded him of the big warm heart that he had fallen so in love with. You handed him the menu as you the cat grabbed your other hand with both paws, keeping you rubbing his belly.

“You’ve made a friend…” Sabo said, taking the menu and looking it over, knowing exactly what he was going to get when he saw the nice tea selection. “I’ll order for you, I think your too distracted.” You smiled and let out a sheepish chuckle, he was right.

He’d ordered and was happily watching you with all the cats, you’d taken pictures, petted countless felines, and seemed to be in heaven, and seeing you happy was all he really wanted, seeing you happy made him happy.

As the lunch date went on though, he found himself watching a cat, he was all black with a red collar and seemed unsure of everyone. He had wild eyes and his whiskers looked like freckles on his face, he was a very cute cat.

“Oh careful, he’s a little sulky.” The woman putting down their tray said as the cat approached Sabo with caution.

“Really? He does kind of remind me of someone..” Sabo hummed and gently held his hand out, meeting eyes with the wary feline as its tail flicked behind it.

You watched what was going on, how Sabo didn't move his hand, how the cat moved closer, sniffing the palm of his hand, the woman stood there with hands on her hips as she watched your boyfriend and the cat. The cat made a huff before face planting into Sabo’s palm and nuzzling.

“Wow, the first person he’d ever liked… well done.” She said with a chuckle, surprise painted on her face as she moved away.

Sabo grinned, it was nice to know this small cat liked him, that he was special. “Alright, I guess I like this cat..” Sabo smiled and carried on gently stroking him.

For the rest of the date you and Sabo drank tea and snacks, you had a variety of cats visit you during your time at the cafe but Sabo, Sabo sat with that one black cat curled up on his lap as the two of you talked.

#sabo x reader insert #one piece reader insert #one piece x reader #one piece x you #sfw #one piece #gender neutral reader #sabo x reader #sabo x you #sabo op x you #op sabo x you

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buckyismybicycle · 2 years

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Title: “sugar, spice and everything nice” [AO3 Link] Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Steve Rogers (Bucky x Nat and Bucky x Clint if you squint) Rating: Gen Summary/Notes: Cuddles, Tooth-rotting fluff, outsider POVs, Christmas Cookies, Deaf Clint Barton, Partially Deaf Steve Rogers, Amputee Bucky Barnes

For @cabottombingo - E3: “Didn’t know they were dating” (but not the way you think this is gonna go) @stuckybingo - B1: “AU: Coffee Shop”

Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays to everyone! Please have some xmas cuddles and floofs.

💖 OVERALL MASTERLIST

“Hi! Welcome to Purrfectly Brewed!” Janet chirps from behind the counter. She watches a stunning redheaded woman approach, her hand around the arm of a handsome brunette. They might just be the most devastating couple Janet has ever seen.

“Hi,” the woman says, her voice huskier than Janet expected. “Would you be able to make an iced latte with half the sugar, and with almond milk instead of whole milk?”

“Yes, absolutely! Can I get your name?”

“Natasha.”

The man beside her pipes up then. “Look, Nat.” He’s pointing at one of their several kittens, lounging on the arm of a cat tree by the window.

“Her name is Alpine,” Janet volunteers.

“She’s so…” The man trails off, seemingly forgetting what he was saying, though his eyes go soft and Janet has a pretty good idea of what’s happening. He’s falling for the little ball of fluff that’s sunbathing, her tail flicking occasionally.

“Can we also get two large coffees, both black, and a large caramel macchiato with extra caramel?” Natasha asks, sensing that she’s lost her companion to the snowball of fur.

Janet blinks, thrown off by the number of drinks to the number of customers ratio before nodding with her Customer Service Smile on. “Sure thing, coming right up.”

She sets the total, swings the machine around to face them and then hands Hope all four cups with her instructions and Natasha’s name written across them.

There’s a murmur of a language that definitely isn’t English, and she tries not to ogle when Natasha presses a kiss to the man’s temple. Sweet. Loving.

Looking like everything that Janet loves about rom-coms.

When the two leave, it’s Hope that blurts it out first. “Jesus, they’re hot.”

✧

“That was a cute shop, I bet Clint would really like it here,” Bucky says as they leave to walk back to their apartment. “Steve would too, I bet, if he liked cats.”

“Bet you twenty dollars I can get him to go with you in under a minute,” Natasha gloats.

Bucky knows better. He does. But that doesn’t stop him from smirking back. “You’re on, love.”

When they get home, she stands in front of the TV, blocking Steve’s view and signs very clearly. “Bucky fell in love with someone at the new cafe down the street.”

“How?!” Steve exclaims, sitting up and looking at Natasha before he raises an eyebrow at Bucky. “It’s been fifteen minutes, Buck.”

When Bucky opens his mouth to correct Steve, Nat places a finger over his lips. “I think Steve’s just gotta see for himself, don’t you think?”

When it’s settled that Steve will be going to the cafe and turns back to the TV, Bucky signs from behind him. “You evil woman.”

She blows a kiss back at him and he sighs in defeat.

✧

It’s a week and a half before Janet sees them again, and this time Scott is working the cash register. Janet peeks over Scott’s shoulder and spots the same brunette ordering drinks, but this time he’s with a shorter, slighter blonde.

Scott has a laugh with them before handing over two cups with the name “Bucky” on them. She thinks it’s strange, but then again, with Scott’s chicken scratch handwriting it could be just about anything.

She makes a caramel macchiato, and pours a latte with almond milk and half the sugar. Familiar.

“For… Bucky?” Janet calls.

Bucky, presumably, comes to claim their drinks, and doesn’t correct her. “Thanks!”

Huh. Maybe it is “Bucky” after all. Bucky has a very nice smile.

She watches Bucky hand over the latte and take a seat at their table, facing the cat tree. Bucky talks then, but his hands come up to sign, as well. Even though Janet is much too far to make out the words, it’s obvious the story is funny given the way the other man is stifling his laugh behind his own hands before signing back.

Janet thinks it’s so sweet. Had Bucky learned to sign, just for this? He seems so comfortable with it already.

“He’s so in love,” Scott says abruptly, startling Janet out of her thoughts.

She looks at the table again, trying to see what Scott sees. The way Bucky looks at Steve, with bright eyes and a smile to match — the way their feet are hooked around each other’s ankles? Janet has no choice but to agree, though she wonders what happened to Natasha.

“Yeah,” she says eventually. “S’too bad about Natasha, though.”

“Huh?” Scott asks, confused. “I was talking about the cat.”

“OH.”

✧

“Nat tells me you went to scope out Bucky’s new girl,” Clint hollers, hands flying as he signs, giddy. “I want to meet her too!”

“Well… She’s white.”

Clint scrunches his face, furrowing his brows at Steve and looking around the room. Surely, he hadn’t read that right.

At the confusion, Steve doubles over laughing, and can’t get himself straightened out to let Clint in on the joke.

Bucky finally comes over with a picture he’d taken of Alpine while they were sitting down.

“Oooooooooooh!” Clint exclaims. “That makes… Way more sense.”

✧

Hope is wiping down the tables when the chime above the door rings, and she looks up to see Natasha, but this time she’s not with Bucky. Even though Janet had filled her in during their last shift together, it still takes Hope by surprise. The sandy-blonde man, dressed like he’d fallen into a vat of grape juice, has a wide smile on his face and a peculiar band-aid across his chin.

Hope busies herself nearby just in case there's any juicy gossip to share with Janet while Scott handles the order at the counter.

“Two large coffees please, black” the man orders, taking out his wallet to pay, and batting Natasha’s hand away from where she’d been reaching into her bag.

“Easy peasy,” Scott sings, with that charming grin he gives all the customers. “Under what name?”

Even though Hope notices the hearing aid, the man doesn’t seem to miss a beat. “Clint.”

Oooooh. Hope stores that away for later. So, Natasha-not-with-Bucky is Natasha-with-Clint now, and Bucky-not-with-Natasha is Bucky-with-Blonde, it seems.

There’s a handful of people in the cafe right now, most of them are busy petting the cats around the shop, drinks long finished. Hope refills the cat’s water bowls, and when she gets to the cat tree, she stops to pet Alpine.

“These cats are all up for adoption, correct?”

Hope spins around and comes face to face with Natasha, whose green eyes are brighter than emeralds this close.

“Yes! Yeah, they are, of course,” Hope fumbles, watching Natasha’s eyes on Alpine. The very same cat that Hope knows Bucky has been eyeing.

Oh no.

“That’s great to hear,” Natasha says, smiling softly like she isn’t stealing away Bucky’s best buddy at this cafe. “I’d like to adopt this one please.”

OH NO.

✧

“She didn’t!” Janet gasps the moment Hope tells her. Janet’s eyes are wide and she’s got a death grip on Hope’s arm, blunt nails digging in.

“I know!” Hope exclaims. “I felt so guilty giving Alpine to her… Even though that’s exactly what we’re supposed to be doing.”

“But Bucky will be so heartbroken,” Janet nearly wails. “Again.”

“Hey you don’t know what happened between those two,” Hope admonishes, elbowing her friend. “Besides, they both seem… Happy.”

“But Alpine.”

“Oh my god,” Hope huffs, tossing a rag in Hope’s direction. “Go clean something for crying out loud, I can’t look at your pouty face anymore.”

✧

“Oh! Here they come, here they come,” Hope squeals, shoving Janet towards the cash register.

“Oooooh, he’s with Nat’s boyfriend!” Janet proclaims, smoothing her apron down.

“They look cozy together.”

“Stop that! He was just in here with Bucky yesterday,” Janet reminds her. “And they adopted a cat!”

“You don’t know they adopted Liho together,” Hope points out. “Bucky could just be finally taking that step to adopt, now that Alpine is no longer up for grabs.”

“Okay, fine, maybe the cat adoption wasn’t a clear indicator but you know what is? The fact they definitely shared a very steamy kiss.”

“Gee, I didn’t realize you were such a creep.”

“You watch them too, what the f —”

“Shh!” Hope hisses as she scurries back to her machines. “Here they come!”

“No way, he’s not cheating on Bucky,” Janet vehemently denies under her breath, though Hope has long stopped listening.

Janet plasters a smile on her face as the two approach. She watches as the slighter blonde — Steve, Bucky’s boyfriend — gestures with his hands to his companion.

“Uhhh, I forgot to ask Bucky what he wants,” Clint confesses, squinting at the menu hanging above the counter when they get closer.

Steve rolls his eyes and shoves him aside a bit before smiling at her. “A large praline latte, large sugar cookie oat latte a — Clint —”

The nudge makes Clint look back down at Steve, who’s gesturing for him to order.

“One extra large salted caramel hot chocolate, please.” He watches Steve’s lips as he rattles off the remainder of their order.

“A large — actually, make that an extra large — caramel macchiato. With extra caramel, please.”

“Spoiling your boy, hm?” Clint asks, and Janet has to fight to keep the smile off her face.

Steve’s look softens as he pays, signing to Clint after tucking his wallet away. Janet desperately wishes she knew what he was saying.

“Ah,” Clint says, as if that explains everything.

Hope is a whirlwind preparing the drinks, so Janet tucks them all neatly into a tray, and tops them off accordingly before they hand the tray over.

“Have a wonderful day!” Janet sings with a bright smile.

“You too,” they reply in unison before leaving together.

“Did you hear?” Janet asks, poking Hope in the side. “He called Bucky Steve’s boy. I told you.”

“Sure, sure, but like, how weird is it that they all know each other?”

“Maybe they all went to school together, there can be a simple explanation you know.”

Hope rolls her eyes and starts to wipe the countertop. “Sure, I guess. Guh, they’re just so cute.”

“We should stop speculating,” Janet suggests, albeit reluctantly. “What matters is that all four of them are happy and they’re somehow together one way or another.”

“I’m sure they’re together. Like all together.” Hope’s eyes sparkle a bit.

Janet gasps, “Oh.”

✧

“You’re worse than Alpine,” Nat says with a chuckle, her hands raking through Bucky’s hair as he lays in her lap.

Bucky closes his eyes, leaning into the touch and mumbling what was supposed to be a protest back at her.

As if on cue, Alpine hops down from the back of the couch and onto Bucky’s hip.

“Easy girl, daddy’s still not feeling well,” Nat warns, scratching under Alpine’s chin to stop her from climbing any further up Bucky’s side.

Bucky whines at the loss and as obnoxious as it is, it gets Natasha’s hand to come back, so he counts it as a win. His prosthetic currently lays on the ground beside him, until he can handle putting it back on.

The telltale click of the lock indicates the return of Clint and Steve, followed by Clint’s hollering, of course.

“HONIES, WE’RE HOOOOOOOME! Oooooh, smells good in here.”

Lucky, who’d been asleep in his bed, bolts up and runs to the door, barking happily while Clint sniffs the air like a bloodhound.

“Gee, I hadn’t noticed,” Natasha deadpans. “What’d you get?”

Bucky forgives her, this time, for abandoning his petting as she uses her hands to sign. He sits himself up, slowly, to see Clint with a shopping bag in his hand and Steve with a tray of hot drinks from what they've now dubbed as their their coffee shop. A successful trip, it seems.

“C’mon Nat, I can’t just tell you what I got for my lucky giftee,” Clint says with a smile. “But this means I’m not the last to finish my shopping this year!”

Bucky and Nat share a look, as if contemplating whether or not to burst Clint’s bubble. Steve, who’s toeing off his shoes, is suspiciously quiet.

“Aw, seriously?” Clint whines, having seen enough of Bucky and Nat’s looks to decipher it. He turns to Steve, eyes narrowed.

“Sorry?” Steve shrugs with a smile that indicates he’s not sorry whatsoever. He makes his way to the couch, handing out drinks.

Clint throws his hands up in exasperation before going to stash his gift in his room.

Liho chooses that moment to jump up onto the arm of the couch, trying to headbutt Steve’s hand.

“Liho, princess, if you spill this macchiato, Bucky will never forgive you,” Steve chuckles.

“Oh please, Bucky falls for a bat of an eyelash,” Nat teases.

“Hey!”

“She’s right, Buck,” Steve agrees, pressing the macchiato into his boyfriend’s hand.

When Clint re-emerges, he’s all smiles again. “Okay, I may be last, but I have the best gift.”

Bucky, halfway through his macchiato in bliss, doesn’t even argue. “Thanks, Stevie.”

Steve drops a light kiss to his temple from behind the couch, his hands over Bucky’s shoulders, a little lighter on the left side. “Figured it’d be a rough day with your physio. Feeling okay?”

Bucky drops his head on the back of the couch to look up at Steve with his lips pursed for a kiss. “Could be better.”

Steve rolls his eyes, but obliges. Their kiss is a sugary sweet exchange, chaste as it was, and Steve’s voice is softer after. “Seriously, Buck. How do you feel?”

“I’m fine,” Bucky placates. Then with a smug smile, he adds, “I even got pets from Nat.”

“You never —”

Clint is cut off by Natasha, who’s already predicted what he was going to say. “Yes, I have. When you broke your arm falling out of that tree.”

“She petted you for hours after you slipped mopping the kitchen last year,” Steve adds.

“And,” Bucky chimes in, poking Nat to sign for him as he holds onto his lifeline that is the macchiato. “When Lucky was at the vet’s a month after you picked him up.”

“I hate all of you,” Clint chirps, cheerfully as he returns to his earlier quest of sniffing around. “Did you guys make cookies?”

“Nat made cookies,” Bucky corrects. “I —”

“You helped,” Natasha interjects.

“Yeah, sure, I lent a hand,” Bucky replies with a grin, wiggling the fingers of his right hand.

Steve lets out an exasperated sigh, Natasha rolls her eyes and Clint guffaws in the kitchen so enthusiastically he nearly brains himself on the cupboard.

Natasha tugs at Steve’s sleeve to take her place, brushing Bucky’s hair back as she stands. “You pick first!”

Bucky’s eyes widen at the high honour of picking their first movie for the night. The tradition had slowly morphed over the years, but watching scary movies has always been something they all agreed on.

He jumps off the couch gleefully to grab the remote, knowing exactly what he wants to watch. First, he gets distracted by petting Lucky, then refilling the food bowl for Liho and Alpine, then refilling the water dispenser for Biscuit, Steve’s hamster.

Steve diligently starts to pull the blankets and pillows from their rooms. Since Bucky sleeps with an absurd amount of pillows, it takes him two trips just to bring out what he needs from their room. He lays the blue and white duvet that he and Bucky share out on the floor in front of the couch. Haphazardly tossing the pillows down, he moves on to retrieve Nat’s black and red bedding, then the purple monstrosity Clint claims to be his pillow, blanket and eye mask.

“Nat, get the lights! Where’re the cookies at?”

“Clint’s on cookies!”

“Buck, if you take any longer to find your movie, I’m stealing your turn.”

It’s an affair of cookies, coffee and cushions as they all settle in.

Nat settles into Bucky’s right side, taking the tray of cookies from Clint to spread around. She’s tired from the day, and Bucky knows she likely won’t even make it through the movie.

Steve is careful as he sits on Bucky’s left, doing his best not to lean into the aching muscles there. He instead turns his body in, his hands light as he massages Bucky’s shoulder, where it usually aches the most.

Clint obnoxiously lays across their feet in front of them, feet tangling with Steve’s as he rests his head against Nat’s shins, Lucky dutifully takes his place curled up against Clint’s stomach, wagging tail brushing over toes.

Bucky, surrounded by warmth, surrounded by love, passes the remote to Clint so he can hold his drink again.

“Ready?” Clint asks.

They all give him a few love-taps with their toes, and Clint starts Hereditary.

Halfway through the movie, Nat’s soft breaths in Bucky’s ear tell him she’s asleep, and Steve might not be too far behind. Clint’s munching away on cookies, eyes glued to the close captions.

It’s perfect.

It’s home.

“Love you guys,” Bucky whispers, even though nobody can hear him.

#stucky #stucky bingo round 4 #captain bottom bingo 2022 #steve/bucky #stucky fanfiction #fluff #bucky barnes fanfiction

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ecargmura · 7 months

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Delusional Monthly Magazine Episode 9 Review - Mostly A Mastermind

I did assume Catherine would be a villain in a past episode, and it seems my assumption is somewhat correct. While she is in cahoots with Edward, she doesn’t seem all that villainous. Instead, she’s pretty much the mastermind of the whole story. It’s crazy how one wouldn’t think she’d be playing 4D chess, but she is. Though, if she and Edward are accomplices, why are their subordinates fighting each other?

Catherine Su is just an alias while her real name is Four Tune. She used to be a girl genius, but then her credibility went into shambles the moment she opened her mouth about the Mo Continent. It makes sense as people ridicule things they don’t know about. However, despite this, she hasn’t given up. I was amazed how everything regarding the Mo Continent was her master plan. She would wait for the day someone would research the continent, have them collect MOParts and then have them raise the continent as proof that her theory was correct and she’d give the biggest middle finger who those who looked down on her.

All in all, everything Catherine did lead to this moment. She would ask for a specific type of coffee from Cafe Rock because it’s what she usually drinks. She likes cats and have a fondness for them because of her theory that tigers could be bigger than they are. She’s usually out and gone because she’s probably making everyone do all the work while she sits back. Most of all, the furry creature Edward was petting in the end of some episodes turned out to be the tail of Catherine’s Motarian form, a tall vixen.

Though, why is Edward considered the villain in this story if they are accomplices? Is he lying to Catherine? Is he lying to the twins? What is his goal other than helping Catherine? Like, why are they fighting to collect the MOParts when they should be working together? I did like how Edward and Catherine’s bond played out. Their relationship is more of a platonic sense? Like they both respected each other and that’s why they are working together.

Now, it makes me wonder if Goro has something to do with it. Is Goro a Motarian? Is he not? Do they consider him a threat hence why they have separate factions? I’m really curious with how Goro will play into all of this. Also, Catherine said that Mo is a continent where beast humans resided, but where does Motarian Saburo, a human, fit into all of this? There are only a few episodes left, so I hope everything gets answered thoroughly. What are your thoughts on this episode?

#delusional monthly magazine #gekkan mousou kagaku #Catherine su #four tune #Edward chi #review #anime #anime review #ecargmura #arum journal

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leviathanthesnake · 2 years

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Obey Me! Dating Headcanons (younger brothers)

Gn MC x younger brothers

You/your used for MC

Not proofread

Sorry if Asmo and Belphie are ooc, I don’t pay attention to them much in-game

Pt.1

Satan

A total gentleman while he tries to court you

Holding open doors, letting you borrow any book you want, carrying you home from a party

Just generally trying to make you feel loved and cared for

Was the one to confess

(Come on, did anyone expect anything else?)

He made it really romantic, probably taking you out to a bridge while the sun sets

Did a whole speech

“MC, you’ve changed me for the better. You’re an amazing person, and I’ve enjoyed every moment we’ve spent together. I’d like the time we spend together to be spent on a relationship. Would you give me the pleasure of being my partner?”

You say yes, and he’s over the moon

Picks you up and spins you around, kissing you over and over again

He invites you over to his room to just hang out and read, enjoying the comfortable silence

He’s really good at keeping conversation, so if you’re awkward there’s nothing to worry about

You try to convince him to be more civil with Lucifer, but it really only ends up with him easing up on pranks

Is really interested in plants, and shows you around all the greenhouses in the Devildom

Cat cafe dates all the time

Is always willing to go to new places, but he likes familiarity

Always wants you near him, you don’t have to touch, but he just wants you where he can see you

Likes to keep PDA really lowkey

Holding hands, kissing your forehead every now and then, cute little things that don’t draw any attention to you

You slept in his room usually once at week, and then at some point just kinda moved in

He loves having you around at night

He’s definitely a cuddler

Loosely spooning, laying his head on you chest, or yours on his

He drapes his tail over your leg, and nuzzles into your neck

Loves it when you rub his horns

His tail wags like a cat’s

Likes when you cook together

He thinks practically anything is romantic

Buys matching things (ie. necklaces, shirts, bracelets)

So smitten, loves you more than anything

Asmodeus

Makes it so obvious that he loves you

The courting process is basically just him pampering you

Painting your nails, giving you products he likes, spa days

Is the one to confess

Hugs you and kisses all over your face once you accept

His public affection is almost as intense as the stuff in private

Hugs, kisses, touching you constantly, practically making out in front of his brothers

Smirks at them when you’re not looking

Mammon freaks out on him

Shopping dates!!

You guys go to Majolish and stay there for hours, trying on things and only buying the best

He never gets tired of it

Makes you little self-care baskets for things like Valentine’s Day or Easter

Makes you hop on the latest trend

“Look, MC! They made a new flavor of buffo egg milk tea! It’s all over devilgram, and we’ve got to get it!”

Makes you a devilgram account if you didn’t already have one

His fans love you

His posts with you are always the most popular ones

You’re the Devildom’s power couple

Does like to cuddle, but doesn’t really wanna mess up his hair

Sometimes though, if you really need it, he’ll push that aside and just hold you

Always reminds you how much you mean to him when you’re insecure

“I almost love you as much as myself, so you don’t need to worry about not being good enough!”

Sends you good morning/good night texts when you’re not together

Has a folder on his phone for his favorite pictures of you

Totally infatuated with you, and makes it known to everyone

Beelzebub

Doesn’t even try to court you

Just tells you straight up

“MC. I like you, a lot.”

A ton of restaurant dates. Like, a ridiculous amount

Also tries to cook with you, but just eats all the food while cooking and ends up giving up

Thinks that it’s cute that you tried

SUPERRR protective of you

Not really in an overbearing way, but it’s enough to make yo feel safe to go out

Would probably just eat any demon that he thinks is threatening to you

“Beel! What did you do to that demon?!”

“They were looking at you weird.”

Is super chill

Would fight anyone for you

Invites you to his room all the time to help him workout

Asks you to sit on his back while he does sit-ups (also tells you to hold something cause you’re not heavy enough on your own)

Always asks if you want to join him in the workout

Usually you decline, because the times you don’t you practically can’t move the next day

He’s such a sweetheart

Has movie nights with you just to eat the snacks

And to look at you

Thinks you’re the cutest thing ever

He sleeps with you laying completely on top of him

Says the weight is comforting

Sometimes he accidentally bites you in the middle of the night

He feels bad and kisses any marks he left

Definitely calls you food-related pet names

‘Honey’, ‘sugar’

Makes sure you’re eating enough throughout the day

Has the most comforting hugs, they almost immediately make you feel better

He wants to share you with belphie sometimes (if you’d allow it)

Belphie

Doesn’t really try to court you, kinda just acts like you’re already together

Probably asks you out while you’re cuddling

“Do you wanna go out with me?”*exaggerated yawn to show that he doesn’t care very much* (he does)

Doesn’t go on dates much, thinks it’s good enough for you guys to just hang out together

If he does take you out, it’d be to a aquarium or a planetarium; somewhere very chill

Falls asleep

Feels bad that he did and takes you to his room to cuddle

I feel like when he’s not sleeping, he has hobbies like knitting or reading

Would make a huge blanket for the both of you

He falls asleep curled into your chest

Beel comes and cuddles with you guys sometimes

Never lets you get up in the morning

“Belphie, please. I have to go to the bathroom.”

“Just five more minutes…”

Tries to do things with you, like go to the store or do homework together, but gets way too tired

Feels jealous of his brothers sometimes

They had so long to spend time with you, and he didn’t

Still feels bad about killing you, and tries to make up for it even though you said it was okay

Clings onto you every second of the day

PDA galore, has no shame

Lays on you in the middle of a conversation with his brothers

Basically demands that you play with his hair

Purrs

Very lovely dovey no matter where you guys are

He does it in front of Diavolo to piss off Lucifer

Kisses your neck a lot

You guys lay in the back of the HoL and look at the stars every few weeks

Sleeps with his demon form out

Keeps his tail wrapped around your leg or arms at all times during the night

Overall just a very chill and loving relationship

#obey me x mc #obey me #reader insert #writers on tumblr #x reader #obey me x reader #satan x reader #obey me asmo x mc #beel x reader #belphie x reader

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henry-and-the-seven-lords · 3 years

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I have a funny request: the boys (no Luke) react to MC putting handcuffs with their own wrist as well as one of the said boy's wrist, to do the "Handcuffed with my Demon/Angel/Immortal Sorcerer Boyfriend 24 hour" Challenge? What will they do while being handcuffed to MC?

This sounds hilarious

Brothers' Reactions to Handcuffed for 24 Hours Challenge

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💙 Lucifer -

He is not amused by the handcuffs.

Mainly carries MC around or does work.

If MC tries to record the process he will just ignore them so they get no satisfaction out of his reaction.

He IS thoroughly surprised that they snuck up on him... he must have been sleeping when they cuff him...

"Oh, were you saying something? I was too busy with my work to listen."

💛 Mammon -

Kind of angry for the first few minutes (he can't be sneaky and steal stuff with you on his tail!)

But then relaxes and likes the idea. Now he has MC to himself for the whole day.

Will gladly do fun stuff for the video, but will probably complain through most of it.

You snuck up on him while he was cleaning his car and got the cuffs on him.

"You have to pee again!? But ya just went 5 minutes ago!"

🧡 Leviathan -

Actually gave MC the idea after showing them a video online.

Super excited to do it and willingly put on the handcuffs, but like 30 minutes in when he has to pee with them next to him he is done and too embarrassed.

Mainly makes you watch animes and play games, the normal stuff.

Is super fun and lively for a video so you can get the best content possible!!

"Our next task. Beating Super Demon Brothers while using one hand!! Waah!"

💚 Satan -

Pretty chill the the whole ordeal. Not too thrilled, doesn't hate it too much.

Reads books with MC and takes them on a date to the cat Cafe (the handcuffs made it hard to hold the cats :( )

Is his normal self in the video, doesn't do anything too special. Will show the cats off to the camera though...

MC got him while he was reading a book. He was so into the story he didn't even notice them.

"Look at Snowball camera! Comment 'suck it Lucifer' if you think I should take him home."

💖 Asmodeus -

Loves the idea and actually handcuffs himself to MC for content on his Devilgram.

Makes MC do a bunch of challenges with him like doing each other's makeup, a fashion show, making food.

Perfect for making content. Like the perfect co-host

Has fun with it for most of the day and is sad to take them off.

"MC hold still! You'regoing to get our arms stuck."

❤ Beelzebub -

Thinks this is probably a bad idea, and as he says that he hears a click and MC has already locked them together.

Doesn't really do much in the video. Does whatever MC says and mainly just watches them talk to the camera.

Beel tries to work our, but that doesn't work, so they go to a bunch of restaurants instead and make it a mukbang type of challenge as well.

Tries to be careful when eating so he doesn't jerk MC around as he shovels food into his face (They feed each other!! So cute!)

"Here MC, try this. It tastes delicious. I think you will like it."

💜 Belphegor -

Doesn't love the idea of handcuffs (because they are uncomfortable to sleep in), but if it means naps with MC he is down.

He is sassy, but also pouty, but also sleepy in the video. Every scene he has a different vibe.

Belphie mainly makes you sleep, but MC can get him to do small things. Like say a few words or walk with them to the bathroom.

The pair sleep through the timer that tells them to take the cuffs off.

"Yes, my favorite color is purple, can we go back to napping now?"

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looneywanderers · 2 years

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What are two random facts about each character?

🥃 Carson "Cuphead" Suramicson 🥃

In the "Cupventures" era, Cuphead often got drunk. It would reoccur a lot, and it would be because of the whole daddy and mommy issues, but it feels kinda 'eh' looking back on it. Now in Looney Wanderers, the only time he ever drinks is if he's having fun with the rest of the group (minus Mugman), or when he's visiting Catreena at her bar. He is fond of alcohol but he's not batshit crazy using it

Cuphead is not depressed despite looking like it. He's just a chill guy. He's actually a really happy person, and (usually) clear-headed, but sometimes though it can be stressful and tiring for him having to deal with his soul being in dept and all. Anyone would be if they were in his shoes. But he's greatful to have the group to support him, even though he does feel a little guilty having a bunch of people drag him out of his problems.

🥤 Michael "Mugman" Suramicson 🥤

Mugman is the type of kid that puts himself to bed instead of relying on an adult to keep watch over him all the time. Mugman is very responsible despite his age, but nonetheless he's still a kid. Meaning he's still vulnerable and innocent to a significant degree.

I think Mugman would really like literature. Maybe he keeps a journal and writes in it a lot, and maybe he writes in cursive too. I think it would be kind of funny to see Cuphead's writing in comparison, seeing how bland it would look compared to his little brother's fancy handwriting.

🖋️ Ingrid "Riddi" the Picasso Toon 🖋️

In the very first stages of Looney Wanderers (aka the era where it was called "Cupventures"), Riddi's original ability was to manipulate fire. This was when I had no world lore built and all the characters just had abilities. That's it. If I recall correctly, I remember roleplaying with @linklovepage during that time, and there was a point where Cuphead threw Riddi into a lake and the entire thing started boiling lol

There might be small changes to Riddi's design in the near-ish future. I plan on dyeing the tips of my hair red, and I also plan to get a septum piercing (Riddi is a persona and I project nearly everything onto them). If you wanna draw Riddi with these features, go right on ahead!

🍰 Ernest the Lucky Cat 🍰

Me and Ernest came up with the idea that if Ernest came from an actual cartoon show, it would be from Adult Swim (which would explain all of the swearing and crude jokes).

There is no particular reason why Ernest's shirt says "Fart." Ernest wanted to put something on the shirt for the design and came up with that, and I just rolled with it. And as for the ribbon on his tail, Minnie Mouse gave it to him as a "cute accessory" for working around the cafe. Ernest tied it on himself, so instead of it being a neat little bow, it's really droopy and kind of weathered from it being nearly never touched since then.

♠️ Bendy the Dancing Demon ♠️

I'm starting to think Bendy can't take his suit off. Since he was just born with it on because of him being made by ink magic, maybe the suit is made of ink magic. I'd think that he can change it to his will, but 90% you're gonna see him in his same ol' suit in canon. Official art is different though, you'll see more variety in there dw :)

Bendy is allergic to cats (yeah... that also includes toons if they get too close.) Oftentimes as a teaser, Catreena drags her tail under Bendy's face, resulting in him violently sneezing most of the time.

🤍 Boris the Wolf 🤍

Boris doesn't like hurting things. He's very hesitant when attacking someone who attacks the group first. Even if it's in self defense, he can't help but feel like he did the wrong thing afterwards.

Boris has a bad memory because of the process of Allison healing him from being corrupted when she went back to the studio to look for Tom. He can usually remember short term things, but a lot of things are a blur when he tries to remember something long-term.

🍾 Catreena the Cat 🍾

Catreena was originally @linklovepage's persona, not an OC. Back in gradeschool, I still remember the day where Ernest asked me to draw him as a cat toon. We've used Catreena a lot throughout rp's and such, but now Catreena is her own character and has grown just into an OC. Now she's not like Ernest at all (also Ernest the Lucky Cat did not exist during the era of Cupventures).

Catreena was originally an OC for Quest for the Ink Machine, who I used to ship with qftim Mugman. At some point it shifted to Allison Angel, since Ernest liked the character (even though she wasn't in Quest). When I made Cupventures I added in Allison to ship with Catreena (I think that's how it went at least). Now the memory of qftim Catreena x Mugman is behind us, and we sure don't plan to bring it back that's for sure. Especially not in Looney Wanderers.

🗡️ Allison the Angel 🗡️

Allison is lesbian. She also let's Catreena nickname her like "Al" or "Ally", but if other people were to call her that, she would correct them and say "it's Allison." These are nicknames that only Catreena is allowed to use on her. She has dated Tom, but that was when she was experiencing comphet. As time grew, she looked back at that and realized she was never actually into men (and no, she's not attracted to Boris).

Allison has a hard time trusting people. She's also often paranoid, and having Bendy around doesn't help. She doesn't trust Bendy at all, and she thinks that he's just there to trick them (which is not the case mind you). She also doesn't like cults...

🌈 Jestö the Clown 🌈

Jesto didn't go through any significant changes in character. The only changes would be his outfit. I'm pretty proud of how the current outfit looks, where as the first one looked less clown-ish and more like he would belong in a marching band. And believe it or not he used to have heart-shaped n!pple covers peeking out of his chest window...

I don't think I've stated this anywhere yet, but Jesto's ability is to change certain parts of his body into all kinds of wacky junk related to circuses (or something like that). For example, he can change his arms into those extendable boxing gloves.

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yanderepuck · 3 years

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WE'RE MAKING THEM CATBOYS

Pirate Au who?

CATBOY CAFE AU

CAT BOY CAFE

Do I have an obsession with cat boys? Maybe. Will I ever shut up about catboys? Only once I get myself a catboy boyfriend. So who is willing to volunteer?

Lets start with how they look.

Napoleon isn't very fluffy, but his ears are rounded instead of pointy and the insides are really soft. His tail is slender, but is fur is short. Scratch him behind the ear just right and he won't leave you and he might fall asleep on your lap.

Mozart's fur is super soft on his ears, and his tail is puffy and silky soft. Obvs his fur is white, but the very tips of his fur have like an icy blue hue to them, like his clothes, which is really cute on his ears. Don't touch his tail without asking.

ITS NEAR IMPOSSIBLE FOR LEONARDO TO KEEP HIS HAIR SHORT. He's not allowed in the kitchen because of his tail. It's very puffy and is the same length as his body. So it sorta gets in the way. His ears have little tuffs at the top of them. and they twitch when he gets annoyed.

VINCENT IS A SCOTTISH FOLD. HE ALWAYS LOOKS SO SAD SO EVERYONE IS ALWAYS TRYING TO CHEER HIM UP. He does pout a lot tbh. He's like "I'm not sad >:I" his ears are so cute tho. His tail is puffy, and his fur is blonde for the most part of the tip of his tail is more of a dirty blonde/light brown He likes to set his face in your hand.

No, Theo is not a Scottish fold, HE'S A BENGAL. Man is like a leopard. His ears and tail have spots, and its very pretty. His tail isn't puffy, which he's happy about. But it is very easy to get him to purr, and his tail will swish around and he can knock things over without realizing it.

Isaac's ears are too big for his head, but like..in a cute way. His tail is also slender, and is short haired, but his ears have little tuffs on the inside. He'll hold onto his tail when he's shy.

Arthur is almost as fluffy as Leonardo. His ears are a little small, but that's because they are so fluffy you can't see much of the actual ear. His tail is always swishing back and forth, and it looks majestic because of how fluffy and how long the fur is on his tail.

Jean sorta looked like Napoleon. He has a long tail but with short fur. You'll rarely see it swish back and forth. His ears are pointed as well. He does have the habit of tilting his head when he's confused and his ears will twitch when he hears something loud.

I'm keeping Dazai as a Bobtail, idc. He's got this little numb of a tail. He almost looks like a rabbit with this purple puff ball of a tail. His ears are very upright as well.

Will is like a red version of Leonardo. His tail is super fluffy and long. His ears though are small and rounded, but the fur on them is dense so super soft even though its short. His actual hair is fairly long and he keeps it back in a loose pony tail.

Sebastian always looks puffed up, like his black fur is standing on end and won't settle down. His ears are fairly wide too, but they are pointy with little black tuffs inside.

Comte's fur is so dense and so soft. You look at it and you're like "okay that's going to be soft" and then you touch it and you want to shove your face in it. His ears are the same way. It's also easy to get him to purr.

Vlad's ears are so freaking tall and pointy. They are so soft though with the little tuffs at the top of them. His tail is pure white and he plans on keeping it that way, don't touch. Okay, maybe a little touch. He wants to be brushed.

Faust looks like he's a step away from being a sphinx with how short his fur is. His tail is an average length, and sorta curls at the tip. His ears have a little bit more fur, which also have a blue and silver combination.

Charles is a Norwegian Forest Cat. So much fluff with a bunch of different browns and reds in his fur. He's beautiful. But because he is short his ears and tail look really big compared to the rest of him.

I suppose you want to know what I'm going to do with all of this information.

WELL THESE BOYS ARE RUNNING A CAFE. Maid Cafe who? We only have cute catboys in dress shirts and waist aprons.

Leonardo will behind the counter tired as all hell, and Vincent is trying to reach up to give him ear scratches for motivation.

Sebastian seems to be great at it all as if he's done this since he was a kitten but don't ask him to go in the kitchen. He doesn't want to cook and will complaint he entire time.

Kids asking Dazai about his tail and he comes up with a new story every time.

Vlad: Someone with a face this beautiful shouldn't be stuck back in the kitchen!

Comte: You're right. Charles! You're too cute to be back here, go on out

Vlad: W H A T

Arthur: *never stops flirting which means his tail never stops swishing*

Theo: Stop terrifying everyone

Dazai: what? I got in a fight with a raccoon

Theo: *hits him in the back of the head*

Isaac: Vincent? Are you okay? You look-

Vincent: I'M NOT SAD

Isaac: ....

Vincent: I'm sorry

Napoleon sweeping every night while yelling at everyone with long fur because they shed too much

Dazai: *sitting on the floor behind the counter next to Leonardo* Man, I want a tail like that

Leonardo: Dazai...you are caressing my butt

Dazai: I want that too

Leonardo: Comte! I'm being harassed!

Mozart is very good at carrying trays, and his heels make a little click clack very important information

Jean is a little awkward at first so they just have him behind the counter or in the kitchen until he gets use to things.

Will is also a little flirty.

WAIT I"M PUTTING LEONARDO IN A COLLAR

Back to Will. He's not as flirty as Arthur, but he'll defiantly stay at your table to get to know you. He loves pets. Pet him just right and he won't stop purring.

Theo also needs a collar.

Some wear them, some don't, I don't know why. Isaac got stuck wearing one and he looks super cute.

Charles wears one even when not in uniform, but in uniform he has a little annoying bell. Faust wants to rip it off his neck.

Arthur wearing a collar bc he lowkey wants some woman to be daring enough to pull it. The moment a woman does he's going home with her and becoming her house cat.

Charles is very popular with how friendly and fluffy he is.

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp napoleon #ikevamp mozart #ikevamp leonardo #ikevamp arthur #ikevamp isaac #ikevamp jean #ikevamp shakespeare #ikevamp vincent #ikevamp theo #ikevamp sebastian #ikevamp comte #ikevamp vlad #ikevamp faust #ikevamp charles #ikevamp dazai #ikevamp au #catboy cafe au

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sevlgi · 3 years

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happy accidents

requested: yes by @moonbyul-yi

group: blackpink

pairing: lisa x fem!reader

genre: fluff

contents: cat cafe!au, reader’s a cat person, also i’ve touched like 3 cats in my whole life

warnings: none

synopsis: There’s only one person who you haven’t met at your prospective new job, but you should always watch out for happy accidents.

a/n: y’all if this flops like all the other lisa fics i will riot

word count: 1.2k

It’s supposed to be a warm, comfortable summer day, but Lisa wouldn’t know. She’s stuck inside the overly-air-conditioned back room of the cafe she works in, and she’s starting to get fed up with it.

“Jennie!” she shouts, forgoing honorifics purely for the shock factor.

Apparently, it works, as the older girl sticks her head inside the room with an incredulous look on her face. “What?”

Lisa only offers a grin as her apology, then picks up her inventory clipboard and whines, “If I call you ‘unnie’ properly for the next month, will you swap places with me?”

“Why should I, brat?” Jennie frowns, but she’s already stepping inside. Almost half of the inventory’s done, anyway, and she has always preferred doing such simple things to chasing the kittens around the cafe. “Fine, but if I catch you slipping, you’re finishing inventory for the next week.”

The taller girl escapes without another thought, whipping her apron off and hanging it on one of the many hooks in the hallway. Chaeyoung watches her in amusement from behind the counter, still tapping a rather complicated into her tablet. “Excited to see the same cats you see every day?”

“I always am,” Lisa grins, scooping up the first stray kitten she sees. “Hello, baby, have you gotten something to eat yet?”

“Jennie tags all the ones fed, remember? Just look for the pink stamp on their butts,” Chaeyoung reminds her. And just as she says, when Lisa turns the squirming cat in her hands, there’s a dust of glittery pink near its tail.

The kitten jumps out of her hands, and Lisa pouts. “They’re so fast now. Or am I just old?”

“You’re old,” Jisoo answers for her, smacking her on the head with a spare menu. “Aren’t you supposed to be doing inventory?”

Lisa scowls and tosses an empty cat food bag at the dark-haired girl. “Yes, but Jennie’s much kinder and nicer than you are, and she let me, the real cat person out of us 4, deal with the kitties.”

“Did I hear a compliment?” Jennie piles on from behind, eliciting a squeal, and she reaches to mess with Lisa’s bangs. “I’m impressed, Manoban, this is some real character development.”

“Hey, don’t touch the bangs!”

Lisa’s thankful that neither of the other two in the cafe come to mess with her, or she’d be even more of a squealing mess, but what she isn’t thankful for is that the door hits her leg when it opens. “Ow!”

“Oh, I’m so sorry.”

She feels another pair of hands on her shoulders, slightly colder than Jennie’s are. “It’s fine,” she gasps, still squeezing her eyes shut.

Jennie leaves-- Lisa can hear her voice moving farther, the traitor-- but the hands stay. She manages to open her eyes, and finds a frankly very embarrassed stranger.

“I’m really sorry,” you apologize again, and take her forearms to help her up. “I didn’t think you were sitting so close to the door.”

“It’s really okay. Um, just give me a second for the greeting.” Lisa rubs her leg for a minute more before straightening up with her characteristic smile and a menu taken from her pocket. “Hi, welcome to our cat cafe, my name is Lisa. Do you have any preference for seating?”

You shake your head quietly, and she nods. “Okay, then, you can just sit right there, closest to the cats. Have you been here before, or should I explain the rules?”

“I’ve been here before,” you respond. Lisa frowns; she doesn’t think she’s seen you before, and she’d definitely remember a face like that. “Do you know if Leo is anywhere?”

The other girl brightens then. “Yeah! I can find him for you, I’m sure I’ve seen him somewhere this morning.”

Lisa scurries off to find her troublesome kitten, and in the meantime, you glance up to Chaeyoung, smiling at you. “You shouldn’t have told her you’ve been here before. She gets excited to show new people around, you know.”

“Hah. Well,” you shrug, straightening up. “I’ve been here enough to apply for this job, right? Am I getting interviewed? I apologize for getting stopped at the entrance.”

Jisoo raises her hand. “Uh, no interviewing, we don’t know how to do that. All you gotta do is work the cafe for one day, and we’ll observe you.”

“Okay.” When Jennie holds an apron out to you over the counter, you accept it in one hand and loop it over your head. There’s no nametag, of course, but it’s just for one day. “Um, where should I start?”

Chaeyoung tilts her head over your shoulder, and you turn to find Leo being chased over to you by one long-limbed girl. “He doesn’t like me today,” Lisa excuses with a pout.

You scoop the cat up to your chest just as she finishes, leaving Lisa’s mouth hanging wide open. “Leo! The second traitor of the day!” she gasps, and you can only laugh in slight embarrassment. “Abandoning me for the... new hire?”

“Oh. Yeah,” you say, picking at the half-on uniform. “Um, I’m trying the job out for the day, hope you don’t mind dealing with me.”

“No problem, as long as you don’t usurp my position as the favorite,” she shrugs. “What’s your position for now?”

Jennie interrupts, “She’s a barista, so that the other Miss Kim can stop breaking our espresso machines.”

Jisoo protests loudly from the back, but Lisa grins, “That’s great! We did need someone who’s fast at making coffees.”

“I wouldn’t say I’m fast,” you say, embarrassed. “What do you do?”

Lisa’s cheeks flush at your question, and you almost regret asking. Chaeyoung answers for you from the back, though. “She’s listed as a co-founder, but Lisa considers herself to be the resident cat person, so she just wrangles the cats when needed.”

“Hey, it’s not my fault the rest of you have dogs!” Lisa complains, cheeks flaming bright red now.

You mock-gasp, “Dogs? How traitorous...”

“I know,” the other girl scowls, reaching over to ruffle Leo. “Anyways, I think you should experiment with the coffee machine? Whenever there aren’t customers, though, I cordially invite you to join me.” Lisa extends a hand with a grin, and you can only nod like it doesn’t fluster you to take it.

Jisoo puts a hand on your arm to guide you towards the espresso machines. “Okay there, Romeo, time to remember what you’re here for,” she says, but her words are joking.

Your eyes widen and you open your mouth to justify yourself, but Jisoo stops you. “Shh. I’m not stopping you, Lisa’s a great catch. She’s hot, she’s cute, and she’s actually emotionally available,” she grins, “unlike Jennie over there. I wouldn’t recommend going after my girlfriend, for more reasons than one.”

“Okay, let’s not get ahead of ourselves,” you say, and brush past Jisoo to fiddle with the espresso machine.

But you can’t stop yourself from taking glances at Lisa as she plays with the cats. She does seem like a perfect catch, but you should probably finish your first day at the cafe first.

#blackpink x reader #lisa x reader #blackpink #blackpink lisa #blackpink imagines #blackpink scenarios #blackpink reactions #lisa imagines #lisa scenarios #lisa icons #blackpink icons #blackpink in your area #blackpink is the revolution #girl group imagines #girl group scenarios

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kythed · 4 years

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haikyuu!! + where they take you on your first date

yes, i have a soft spot for akaashi, how could you tell?

karasuno

sugawara koushi: one of those clay painting places. he tries to paint your face on a mug-- it ends up looking like a purposefully offensive caricature, but you appreciate the gesture.

azumane asahi: takes you thrifting because he thought it would be aesthetic. the only clothing you two buy is a set of XXL galaxy cat t-shirts.

nishinoya yuu: chuck-e-cheese.

hinata shouyo: an action movie. he won’t stop chattering and making side comments the entire time, but it’s kinda cute. tries to pull the classic yawn-over-the-shoulder move and accidentally spills his popcorn on your lap.

kageyama tobio: invites you to watch one of his volleyball games. it’s not your ideal first date, but the rare smile he flashes you when his team wins makes up for it. he is incredibly sweaty when you go out to eat afterwards, though.

sawamura daichi: a bowling alley. he’s a shit bowler but pretends to be an expert just so he can get close and “teach” you the proper form. he also really likes the overly greasy bowling alley pizza for some reason.

tanaka ryunosuke: italian restaurant. he pronounces gnocchi like “guh-no-chee” and pitches a fit when they don’t offer bottomless breadsticks like olive garden does. before leaving, you slip the poor waitress an extra five for the inconvenience.

yamaguchi tadashi: a butterfly garden. coincidentally finds out he has a deathly phobia of flying insects that same day. you don’t end up staying very long.

tsukishima kei: a natural history museum, but not in a cute way-- you just tail him for three hours while he silently stares at fossils and refuses to hold your hand.

nekoma

kozume kenma: a duck pond near his house. he thought it’d be nice to feed them stale bread, but it turns out there are only very large, very angry geese there. you watch in horror as the largest one chases him around the block.

haiba lev: an amusement park. brags that he never gets sick on roller coasters before vomiting on your favorite sneakers after the first ride. it’s up to you whether or not he gets a second date.

kuroo tetsurou: finesses his way into the country club without paying. you two obnoxiously cannonball into the pool and eat too many free nuts until the concierge chases you out.

yaku morisuke: the skate park. he doesn’t actually know how to skate so he sits on the board and hangs on for dear life while you push him down the ramp as hard as you can. you can honestly say it’s one of the best first dates you’ve ever been on.

inuoka sou: ikea, mostly to purchase matching ikea bucket hats. also forces you to take a picture of him in the kitchen section for flexing purposes.

shiratorizawa

ushijima wakatoshi: a book store. he’s not much of a reader but he thinks the way you open every book just to inhale that new book scent is funny. buys you five hardcovers and refuses to be paid back.

tendou satori: an open house for a multi-million dollar villa. you pretend to be wealthy newlyweds and eat the complimentary charcuterie while chatting up a real estate agent. halfway through the conversation he switches to a british accent and blows your cover.

semi eita: takes you to a ballroom dancing class in the park. all the other students are elderly couples that smile warmly and “aww” when he dips you. he may or may not drop you on purpose at some point.

tsutomu goshiki: the animal shelter. he’s allergic to dogs and has a runny nose the entire time but muscles through because he likes how excited you get to pet them.

shirabu kenjirou: mini-golfing, but he swings like it’s regular golf. ends up launching a ball into one of the little windmills’ blades and breaking it. he subsequently gets banned for life so you win by default.

aoba johsai

oikawa tooru: a cafe. orders straight black coffee to prove his maturity. you can see him grimace with every bitter swallow so you mercifully trade your maple latte.

iwaizumi hajime: the beach. is it just so he can show off his glorious, glorious pecs? maybe. but you’re not complaining.

hanamaki takahiro: costco. you play hide and seek in between the aisles and get free samples. he accidentally startles a small child into tears after lodging himself in between two bags of rice to hide.

matsukawa issei: hiking. you two get lost on the way down and end up having to call the forest service to get rescued by rangers.

kunimi akira: the backseat of his car (it’s an SUV).

inarizaki

miya atsumu: an arcade. does that thing with the ticket wheel where he lifts up the cover and stops it on the 1000 ticket slot. is also surprisingly adept at skee-ball.

miya osamu: tells you to get dressed for a fancy dinner. when he picks you up you find out “fancy dinner” in osamu language means two pbj’s on a picnic blanket in the park and a game of cards.

kita shinsuke: the planetarium. he’s fascinated with the stars and pays more attention to them than he does to you, but it’s cute how wide his eyes get when the entire milky way comes into view.

suna rintarou: a wendy’s drive-thru, and you’re not even mad about it— he somehow manages to make a frosty and fries seem classy.

fukurodani

akaashi keiji: the aquarium. he has an endearing fixation on the hermit crabs and unsuccessfully tries to hide his excitement when the tour guide lets him hold one on his palm. you now have a picture of him smiling at the crab as your lock screen.

bokuto koutarou: a hedge maze. it takes you two hours to escape, and you only manage to get out because he kicks a hole in one of the hedges and crawls through.

konoha akinori: the farmer’s market. purposely buys way too many bananas as an excuse for asking you over tomorrow to help him make banana bread.

date tech

futakuchi kenji: tries to seem sophisticated by taking you to see a foreign film. it ends up being so raunchy that he can’t even look you in the eye when the credits roll.

koganegawa kanji: axe throwing. is incredibly embarrassed when you manage to hit the target and he can’t. claims he’s just “going easy” on you but his scowl says otherwise.

aone takanobu: tandem bike riding. his greek god quads provide more than enough horsepower, so you can just sit back and relax.

other

terushima yuuji: a lookout. it’s too cloudy to see the city lights so you have a contest to see who can spit the farthest over the edge.

sakusa kiyoomi: invites you over for dinner and a puzzle-- he’s more comfortable in his own home. the atmosphere is almost relaxing, and dare I say… romantic? he does get frustrated when you keep trying to fit edge pieces in the center, though.

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tf2-simps · 2 years

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not to sure if you're into pokemon, but whats one pokemon you think the mercs would have? I think pyro would have a ponyta

HIIII!!!! I LOVE POKEMON!!! I am a pokemon fanatic dkgndmskfn. Now this was really hard for me to narrow it down to just one because especially now with all the new pokemon ngmdksfjjsk tho in all honesty I have a bit of a bias towards older generations😅 but I love pokemon so you came to the right person, anon!!

Again, do know that when I wrote this and it is completely opinionated, so there was a fair amount of bias in it while writing this, so sorry about that fnfnskejn

Also it might become a bit apparent that I am the king of indecisiveness

Scout

My first thoughts where the typical fast pokemon, lots of electric types, I feel like he would like a flying type pokemon too though? Like perhaps an Emolga or such! Somethin that can keep up with him on the ground and in the air but something portable as well! I feel like he would accidentally befriend a Zapdos and show up one day like “Hey guys, look at this bird I found :D” he would probably sneak his pokemon into movie theaters or places that pokemon probably shouldn’t be in

Pyro

I absolutely agree on the Ponyta idea! It was actually a bit hard to think of something else Pyro might get cause Ponyta covers just about all of it! Maybe a Vulpix? Pyro could like put different bows in the tails or such gnkdnsndk. I feel like Pyro would get a pokemon to play with or have more as a companion than worry about fighting. Maybe a Smeargle too?

Soldier

My first thought was a dragon type. I actually had a bit of trouble finding a pokemon I felt that fit him well! Though I did a bit of digging and I thought Riolu/Lucario would be good for him! I also think he would get a lot of legendary pokemon, I’m not entirely sure why though? I can just easily picture him showing the team a Dialga and everyone else is going “wtf how did you get that do you even know what it can do?” But also like…Zigzagoon

Demoman

Hhhmmmm I feel like he would get a dog or pet-like pokemon. Probably like a rockruff or such! I don’t know a lot about Lycanroc so if he does evolve it I don’t know which form he would go for or if he would even care about which one it evolved into. Maybe a Furfrou as well and get silly haircuts and designs together!

Heavy

I feel like either a Fletchling or Blastoise would be good for him! A small little bird to get along with his other birds and to have with him wherever he goes but also something as big and powerful as him and something his size. He would also enjoy having a water type pokemon because think of all the things you can do with that!

Engineer

He would probably want something that could fit in his workshop room with him, whether its to help him out or just give him company. Perhaps a Purrlion? A Purrlion could give him some company but wouldn’t create too much of a ruckus (excluding typical cat things for attention) but could also pass him a few tools if needed or be a lap warmer for him

Medic

A Spinda. Something about a Spinda just has a calling to me that I can’t entirely explain and I feel like something like a Chansey would be too obvious, yknow? Maybe a Slowking as well, I feel like that could create some entertaining scenerios especially with Slowking being a psychic type. In the Pokémon mystery dungeon explorers of sky game Spinda has a cafe and makes drinks so Spinda could get him drinks so he has time to do normal human things

Sniper

A Sobble perhaps, not just because of what Sobble evolves into though, but I feel like a Sobble would be fitting for him. I feel like he would also have fun with an Abra too. If he’s in any situation he doesn’t want to be in then poof, he no longer has to worry about it anymore. He could also get to a lot of higher up places a lot quicker

Spy

Again same scenerio with Medic, I feel like picking something like a Mimikyu or Ditto would be a bit obvious cmfksjdjsl. A Jigglypuff would probably have the same amount of audacity as him and being able to put people to sleep could come in handy. I also thought a Serperior would be a good fit for him! Something he wouldn’t have to heavily look after but could be good company

#thats my take on it at least :)#but honestly theres a lot of choices to pick!!!#also i want to say i avoided the obvious choixes but do know theres nothing wrong with them!!!#tf2 headcannons #tf2 #thank you annon i enjoyed doin this!

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Hello! I’m a sucker for that sweet angst and I’m sorry in advance!😭So can I request the brothers with an Mc who has a few months to live because of an illness they were born with? How do they send their time with Mc? How do they react when Mc dies?

mc dies due to a congenital disease

first of all, thank you for requesting!! i didn't really expect a request tbh. and i really hope i did this justice, i even started listening to a sad playlist to get even more in the mood to write this!! i hope you'll like it <333

warnings; gn mc, angst, death, unhealthy habits, sad just so sad, slight medical talk, alcohol used as a coping mechanism but not to an unhealthy amount, lesson 35-36 spoilers in asmo's and beel's part, lesson 16 spoilers in belphie's part.

(first of all i would like to say that none of them would react well but all of them would try to spend as much time as possible with mc)

lucifer

- would not believe them at first, he would think this is just belphie and satan playing a sick joke on him.

- believes it only after seeing the mc talking to doctors and trying to find a course of treatment.

- throws himself into work, trying to convince himself the situation will resolve itself.

- once he comes to term with it, he would try to spend as much time as possible with them

- he would take them to as many new places he can, and try to give them many new experiences before it happens.

- would even ask barbatos if he can go back in time to find them a cure.

- when the inevitable happens he thinks his father is the one to blame, it's his fault for everything. them falling, lilith dying and now this. "why can't he just leave us alone?".

- throws himself into work again but only this time he's working so hard his brothers and friends had to talk some sense to him.

- diavolo gives him some time to pull himself together, and because he has so much time on his hands, he locks himself in the comfort of his room and drinks to feel just so he can stop feeling for a little while.

- only gets better when he sees mammon trying to take care of him and be responsible with money and around the house.

mammon

- "mc you're joking right? you're my human, you can't die! ya hear me?"

- he would be attached at the mc's hips. even starts staying in their room to watch them.

- acts like he's fine when they're around but when he's alone he gets overwhelmed, he can't imagine how his life will be after mc is gone.

- also gets mad at his father "why do you hate us so much?" *he yells at the sky while sobbing*

-he's so frustrated with this situation because who will be nice to him when mc is gone?

- will try to get the witches to help him but it's a lost cause, there's no cure magical or not.

- when it happens, he blames himself. he blames himself because he failed to help them, even tho they always helped him.

- his scheming will get insufferable, he will try to get as much grimm as he can so he can buy things that remind him of the mc.

- he hoards all those things he buys all around the house actually. and if anyone anyone tries to throw those things away he gets agitated and turns into his demon form to fight them.

- will get better once he sees levi trying to pick all the things mammon left in his room.

leviathan

- "what? why? no, you can't die! stupid normie, you can't just leave me all alone like that" ... "we need more time!"

- he feels useless because there's nothing he can do, "the lord of shadows would have find a way to help his henry".

- hates it when his brothers take away the mc from him and starts throwing tantrums when they're not around, the rest of the brothers can't imagine how it will be in the future.

- tries to go outside more with them so he has memories with them that don't include sitting in his room and watching anime, those times he went outside he actually appreciated being there.

- also makes them stay in his room, they sleep in his arms and he starts sleeping in his demon form, wrapping his tail around the mc so they can't go anywhere, he knows this is pointless.

- still tries to watch as much anime as possible but when a character he likes dies, he finds himself sobbing like a baby not because he's sad for the character but because he knows this will happen to his henry.

- when they pass away he feels numb, he did all the crying when they were still there with him, he becomes an even bigger shut-in doesn't want to meet any new people especially not humans, not because he hates them but because they remind him of the mc.

- the only reason he leaves his room is to go swimming, he does that even more than he used to. his younger brothers were worried but lucifer thinks this is a healthier alternative to anything else he could do.

- is so angry at his father that he threatens war to the celestial realm using the devildom's navy.

- only got better when lucifer tried to reason him, he knows the mc wouldn't want him to do that but he doesn't know what else to do or how to mourn the human.

satan

- does not believe them, they look healthy to him so what are they talking about?? only believes them when they start talking about symptoms or he sees the symptoms himself.

- starts looking for a magical remedy to make them feel better, or even a cure. but it's no use, he can't find anything helpful other than pain relief magic. he even asks solomon but he wasn't able to give him something useful to work with.

- reads to them books about characters who feel how he feels because he can't bring himself to actually tell them how awful he is feeling.

- tries to spend as much time as possible with them even if it's for the silliest, most insignificant things there are.

- is barely able to keep himself together, he gets agitated by the smallest things you can imagine.

- after their death he feels as if a big part of his identity vanished, he feels how he used to feel about himself before he made up with lucifer and he hates that.

- going to a cat cafe or a library don't cheer him up as much as they used to, he just wishes to be with them and nothing else.

- is angry at himself and at god. he's angry at himself because even tho he knows so many things he wasn't able to save them and he's angry at god because everything is his fault.

- asmo suggests he writes a book about them and their shared memories, since he loved them and he loves books satan finds this idea excellent, however it doesn't help much because whenever he starts writing he gets so into it that he neglects himself.

- is able to kinda pull himself together when he sees lucifer bringing him a cat for emotional support, they both know this is not a permanent solution but it will help him cope for now.

asmodeus

minor lesson 35 spoiler!!

- "what?? no no no!! this isn't happening mc!! we will find a solution i promise!"

- asks solomon and his fans to help but there's nothing they can do to help.

- buys them as many pretty outfits he can and takes photos of them to remember.

- is actually the first one to accept what is going to happen, after all he's used to losing the people that he loves, some leave due to jealousy and others die.

- does even more sleepovers in his room with the mc so they can have lots of fun together, even if this situation is very sad he tries to be positive and make the best memories he can with them

- though he still looks cheerful, he's so sad internally he doesn't know what to do after his mc is gone. he feels as if he won't be the same without them because he's one of the very few people who didn't care about his looks and loved him for him, he will miss this feeling so much that he's trying cling onto it as much as time allows him to.

- after it happens, he is also numb. not because he grieved before they died but because he tries to shut down his feelings by indulging in his sin, going clubbing and spoiling himself even more than before.

- though none if the above are as fun now that he can't do them with them, he gets to the point where he stops listening to lucifer and starts talking to everyone in a sarcastic tone.

- clings to solomon because even though he knows that solomon can't die, he can't help but feel like he needs to. solomon was able to talk some sense to him after lucifer told him about his behaviour. gets better when his brothers start aggressively pointing out his awful behaviour and how much they care about him and his well-being.

beelzebub

lesson 36 spoiler!!

- "NO! this can't be happening again! you stole lilith from us and now you're doing it again with mc!" *is sobbing while yelling*

- will also camp in their room to watch them and spend time with them.

- will take them to every single one of his games, and will try to take as many pictures as possible.

- takes them to every restaurant he knows of and makes them do taste testing, he notes everything they like in a cookbook, filled with every food the mc likes, and makes it for them when they're hungry.

- sad that there's nothing he can do to help and even sadder that mc was always able to help him when he needed to.

- feels guilty about this situation because mc had to use their life essence, their already limited amount of time, to save his life.

- he cuddles them to sleep, but most of the time it's not because they need it. he actually does it because he needs it and mc knows this.

- when mc passes away he goes out of control, always going on a rampage when someone from his team mentions how he's a free demon without a pact now, he misses mc so much.

- he is constantly in a bad mood and sometimes he's so sad that he forgets to eat even if he's starving.

- only starts to pull himself together when belphie tries to take care of him by cooking and forcing him to eat when he doesn't at least try to eat the most important meals of the day.

belphegor

lesson 16 spoiler!!

- "did lucifer made you say this? i know our last prank was a bit over the top but this is inappropriate" mc explains to him while showing him their test results.

- drags them to attic and cuddles them while yelling and sobbing, not wanting to believe it.

- he would stay awake more than his normal self so they can spend more time together, even if it's just cuddling or talking.

- he tries to find a spell to at least make them live a little longer, but it's hopeless there's nothing he can do.

- also feels guilty, not only does mc get to experience their death for the second time but so do his brothers.

- clings onto them as much as he can.

- when they die it's like he falls into a coma, when people try to wake him up he doesn't even flinch it's like he wants to be in a coma.

- has made it so that he gets such vivid dreams that he can visit mc in them and that's the reason he won't wake up.

- wakes up when he hears beel cry about him, mc and lilith. tries to get over it for beel.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me asmo #obey me beel #obey me belphie #obey me leviathan #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me satan #obey me x mc #obey me x reader #obey me headcanons #obey me angst #i broke my heart so many times trying to write this

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trinketprince · 4 years

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All the Youkaimatsus so far

JExcept sets that have all of them as the same youkais (Nekomata, Tanuki and the various Kitsune sets from Tabimatsu)

Pinup Poster from the Osomatsu Character Book #6 (July 2016)

A classic. The very first iteration of Youkaimatsu. Kind of hard to find since it was a bonus poster from the character book, so unless you were actively looking for the book, you wouldn’t find this.

Osomatsu - Kitsune (unknown how many tails he has but is often depicted in fan artworks as 6 or 9, 9 meaning strongest/wisest a kitsune has been, Spirit Fox)

Karamatsu - Karasu-Tengu (pun on Kara, Bird Man)

Choromatsu - Dodomeki (usually a woman cursed with long arms littered with many bird eyes because of greed. Most popular one imo)

Ichimatsu + ESP Nyanko - Nekomata (Two-tailed cat, legend says that cats who live longer than a 100 years gain a second tail)

Jyushimatsu - Rokurobi (available in two flavors. Long Neck and Floating Head. He is the former. Theorized to not actually be a youkai but created for entertainment. Also used as a literary device for a wandering soul.)

Todomatsu - Yukki Onna (Also a joke on Todo being scared stiff. Yuki Onna pull tricks on humans that usually end on the person’s death via cold. Has a harsh and soft side)

Youkai Units from The Great Youkai War event from Hesokuri Wars (November 2016)

Most popular Youkaimatsu set, this baby could get milked for miles, but for some reason isn’t. Has a lot of variants (Awakened, Darkness, Snow, Sakura and Hyakki Yagyou) and connected to a lot of other sets: Denki Mystery, Colorless Overalls, Mononoke and a bunch of others. She is the top DOGG set.

Osomatsu - Shuten-Douji (Oni Leader with a penchance for Sake, literally carrying a big ass bottle of it on his back, since he is the leader of the sextuplets and the one seen drinking beer the most)

Karamatsu - Aoandon (Summoned after 100 supernatural stories are told. Originated from the blue (ao) paper lanterns (andon) that were sometimes used to give a chilling atmosphere)

Choromatsu - Daitengu (Great Tengu, Tengus were theorized to be ascended souls, but also has its origins in a Dog Beast that looked like a comet. For some reason Dog Beast turned into Bird Man. The bird man’s beak is often anthropomorphized into long noses. Tells humanity to behave by throwing invisible stones at them)

Ichimatsu - Nine-tailed Kitsune (So wise. So powerful)

Jyushimatsu - Inugami (Dog God that possesses people)

Todomatsu - Bake-Danuki (also known as tanuki, mischievous spirits, mostly known in pop culture for their BIG FAT NUTS)

Dayon is a miko, a shrine maiden. Hatabou is an Onmyoji, an exorcist, Dekapan is a kannushi, a shrine priest. Totoko and Iyami are regular civillians

Youkai Hyakki Yagyou merchandise from Animate Girls Festival (September 2017)

One of the lesser known sets, considering that it’s just designs for a line of merch but their designs are so good? Why don’t people use these designs more often.

Osomatsu - Karasu-Tengu

Karamatsu - Nine-tailed fox

Choromatsu - Shuten-Douji (A possible reference to Season 1 Episode 2 where he gets the most drunk?)

Ichimatsu - Mizuchi (Legendary Water Serpent/Dragon)

Jyushimatsu - Kamaitachi (Beast that rides on dust devils. Cuts people using it’s scythe-like nails. The wounds are sharp but painless)

Todomatsu - Ungaikyou (A haunted mirror that can be used to trap spirits. The spirits in the ungaikyou can manipulate the reflection shown on it’s reflection.)

Kitsune Servant Set from Tabimatsu (September 2017)

Ok I know I said I wouldn’t cover the Kitsune sets from Tabimatsu since there are like 5 different Kitsune sets, but this one is noteworthy cause they have secondary Youkai traits other than the regular kitsune traits.

Osomatsu - Oni’s horns

Karamatsu - Tengu’s wings

Choromatsu - Orochi around his neck

Ichimatsu - True Kitsune (Or Nekomata’s paw?)

Jyushimatsu - Wanyudo (Flaming Wheel)

Todomatsu - I don’t know, but there’s something around his neck?

Japanese Youkai set from Shimamatsu (January 2018)

Shimamatsu was such a good game, what a shame it ended so soon. The 3D models were so cute. Edit: The two designs are from before and after evolution!

Osomatsu - Enma-san (A wrathful god in charge of judging souls in the afterlife. Resides over hell)

Karamatsu - Yamato no Orochi (Eight headed and Eight-tailed serpent/dragon)

Choromatsu - Kamaitachi (wields an actual scythe)

Ichimatsu - Youkai Catman or a Bakaneko (Catboy, furry)

Jyushimatsu - Yobuko (lives in the mountains, repeats whatevers shouted into the mountain, explains the phenomemon of Echos)

Todomatsu - Yuki Otoko (Snowman, a Yuki Onna basically)

“Inn” Osoma and Choroe from Osomatsu Season 2 Episode 17

A BUNCH OF PEOPLE REMINDED ME AND HOW COULD I FORGET THE BEST YOUKAI EVER. Osoma baby,,,, I’m so sorry..... Srsly, this skit was so good, I hope they make more skits like this where they make entirely new characters out of the framework of the sextuplets.

Osoma - A Zashiki-warashi, child spirits who live in store rooms or extra rooms, they died buried in their homes. Pranksters but meeting one is said to bring good fortunes to families. Osoma gets crossovered a lot with the other Youkai sets in JP fanart. A popular pairing is Dodomeki Chorosuke (from Denki Mystery) and Osoma also Kitsune Osomatsu (from the poster) and Osoma.

Choroe - Not necessarily a youkai, in fact in the episode she’s presented as just a regular human. But is theorized often to be a Yama-uba. An old woman banished to the mountains. She provides shelter to weary travelers (in the myth it’s just a humble shelter but you know. an inn is also considered a shelter) before eating them. In one story she eats the recently birthed baby of a woman who had to give birth in the mountains.

Mononoke from Hesokuri Wars (May 2019)

Technically they are all the same type of being, Mononoke, but they look different from each other. Mononoke can posses individuals and cause suffereing and even death. And technically they aren’t Youkais but Onryos, vengeful spirits. But Onryos can also be used to refer to youkais and truthfully I just wanna include this set cause their designs are so cool looking. This set’s attacks contain glimpses of units of other sets.

Osomatsu - Bear themed

Karamatsu - Wolf themed

Choromatsu - Rooster/Chicken themed

Ichimatsu - Spider

Jyushimatsu - Boar

Todomatsu - Bull or Ox

Edo Rock The Great Youkai Harvest Festival from Tabimatsu (October 2019)

This set is interesting cause rather than youkai alone, they are also musicians. This set also has another set like Hesokuri called The Great Youkai NEET which is basically the awakened versions, properly showcasing more of the youkai traits.

Osomatsu - Shuten-Douji (Again, we need to stage an intervention for you damn)

Karamatsu - Karasu-Tengu (Again)

Choromatsu - Mizuchi (actually riding said serpent)

Ichimatsu - Black Kitsune (Hot Topic, Goth version)

Jyushimatsu - Frog. Just. Frog. (could be a reference to the legend of Jiraiya, the ninja who could shapeshift into a frog/ride big frogs. His mouth is cover just like a ninja is too.)

Todomatsu - Kamaitachi (could be a reference to season 1 where Todomatsu wields a scythe)

Iyami - Oni (not sure if he’s any particular oni but he does have the horns and metal club)

Atsushi - Ibaraki-Douji? (White hair and singular horn, most imporant servant of Shuten-Douji)

Promo Merch from Sega Cafe collab (September 2020)

Edit: Thank you @zenryokubatankyu for notifying me! Another set of promo youkais! You can get them by random by ordering a drink or meal at the now-defunct Sega x Osomatsu collab cafe. And the return of F6? Damn I haven’t seen you since Season 2!

Osomatsu - Oni

Karamatsu - I’m not exactly sure but he seems like a Mizuchi, a water serpent/dragon. He also could be another legendary serpent/dragon though.

Choromatsu - Kappa

Ichimatsu + ESP Nyanko - Karasu-Tengu

Jyushimatsu - I’m not sure, at first i thought it might be a crab youkai judging from the legs, but upon closer inspection he has spider webs on his robes, so they may be spider legs instead. Could be a Jorogumo, a youkai that wields fire breathing spiders with it’s spider legs

Todomatsu - Bakaneko (I think? The veil could be the napkin a bakaneko puts on it’s head)

Ayakashi Sextuplet’s Retro Halloween Cafe merch from Web Kuji (October 2020)

Thank you @gradelstuff for telling me about this! Ayakashi are Youkai that appear above nearby bodies of water. Although the youkais they’re dressed up as (or are?) aren’t really what you would call ayakashi? Although it’s cafe themed, it isn’t actually from a cafe collaboration. These designs are merchandise meant to be won through lottery. So if say you really love Kara and Choro’s designs (I do), then tough luck buddy!

Osomatsu - Oni

Karamatsu - Now you may think he’s Dodomeki since he’s covered with eyes, but turns out there are two other eye-relateed youkai! Mokumokuren is a youkai phenomenon where eyes appear from torn paper walls and tatami floors, initially i thought this was it given the checkered pattern he was wearing. But he might actually be a Hyakume, a youkai covered head to toe in yellow eyes specifically. Underneath those eyes is a body of flesh roughly in the shape of a man. This Youkai isn’t particularly malicious, only detaching one of it’s many eyes to follow you and survey you for criminal activiy. He might also be a BackBeard, a youkai allegedly from the US, err that would make him a cryptid I guess? A Backbeard is often characterized as a shadow with a Yellow eye with a red iris in the center. Note: Backbeard’s true origins are not known as there doesn’t seem to be any cryprid called a Backbeard, it first entered the Japanese public eye as an antogonist in the show Gegege no Kitaro. Although ever since then this “yokai” has appeared in other media and games in Japan.

Choromatsu - He isn’t exactly dressed as it (only themed as it) but the youkai he represents is the one he’s holding, a Kasa-obake, One of my favorite youkais and it’s literally iconic. Thought to be a Tsukomogami, an object that gains a spirit after it turns 100 years old.

Ichimatsu - Edit: I’m not sure but he might be a Kuchisake-Onna. In the description attached to his teaser, it makes mention of specifically his wide smile, his dos dagger and his beautiful shirt. A kuchisake onna is a yokai that wanders in the street covering her face with a mask (skull mask for ichi) and a sharp object (his dos dagger). TW GORE DESCRIPTION: She asks you if you think she’s attractive and depending on your answer she muders you with her scissors, plunging it into you OR she takes off her mask showing her wide smile, her mouth slit at the corners to her ears and asks “how about now?” and depending on your reaction she cuts you in half with her sharp object OR she slits the corners of your mouth to look like hers. END DESCRIPTION. Ichi has the mask, sharp object, wide smile and “attractiveness”. Obviously it would be inappropriate to portray ichi in the same fashion as the kuchisake onna so he was probably given the internal organ tattoos to represent the gory yokai. (internal organs usually = gore in japan). This is speculah and he might be another youkai but this is all i can think of rn.

Jyushimatsu - sailor themed Jiangshi. Jiangshi are basically Zombies originally from Chinese culture. They hop around, and crave for life force. this little jyushimatsu has taken to tomato juice instead. (Bonus: the zombie that osomatsu is in the zombie set in hesokuri wars is also a Jiangshi)

Todomatsu - Kitsune (sly fox)

“The Night Path” Youkai from Osomatsu-san Season 3 Episode 6 (November 2020)

The latest and what sparked me to make this post tbh. This set reuses the Rokurobi design from the very first Youkaimatsu iteration! Full circle yo! I like to think of this set as an addition to the original youkaimatsu, since they’re both from the primary sources.

Jyushimatsu - Rokurobi (Again)

Totoko - Amabie (mermaid with three legs? prophesized about either good harvest or an epidemic, trivia: “Amabie” trended when Covid 19 hit the world)

Hatabou - Azukiarai (a youkai that originated from the sound of something like beans being washed near a river, anyone who comes near will fall into the river)

Dayon - Nopperabou (Faceless spirits that take the form of humans. They are harmless usually, they just scare humans)

Dekapan - Kappa (Mischievous River spirits)

That should be all of them!

Recap:

Osomatsu has been a Kitsune, Shuten-Douji (twice), Karasu-Tengu, Enma-san and an Oni

Karamatsu has been a Karasu-Tengu (twice), Aoandon, Kitsune, Yamato no Orochi and a Mizuchi (?)

Choromatsu has been a Dodomeki, Daitengu, Shuten-Douji, Kamaitachi, Mizuki and a Kappa (No repeats!)

Ichimatsu has been a Nekomata, Kitsune (twice), Mizuchi, Bakaneko and a Karasu-Tengu

Jyushimatsu has been a Rokurobi (twice-ish), Inugami, Kamaitachi, Yobuko, a Frog from Jiraiya and a Jorogumo (?)

Todomatsu has been a Yuki Onna (twice), Bake-danuki, Ungaikyou, Kamaitachi and a Bakaneko

You can definitely see a trend (lmao), I’m looking forward to more Youkaimatsus from Osomatsu-san!

bonus:

Osomatsu-san cameo from Yokai Watch!!!

#Osomatsu san #Youkaimatsu #Yokaimatsu #妖怪松 #Hesokuri Wars #Shimamatsu #Tabimatsu #I'm not tagging all the matsus lmao #long post

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Hiya!! bros + side characters react to a werewolf mc???

Heya!! I’m not that great with the side characters yet unfortunately, which is why I’ve been avoiding them up to this point. 😭😭😭 I’ll try my best regardless!

Lucifer

What the f*ck.

Like actually what the f*ck. A werewolf?? Now he isn’t one to judge- out loud at least- but he can’t help but feel that this is at least a little odd. I guess werewolves are technically a hybrid of human and wolf...

There goes his chances of having a relatively quiet and calm year of this exchange program. Luckily though, you get along with Cerberus swimmingly.

He doesn’t want to compare you to a dog too often- he thinks it might be offensive to your kind. So instead, he treats you more like a human. Unless you ask for otherwise- and why would you? He can’t deny that your reaction to scratching behind your ears doesn’t get a bit of a rise out of him. It’s adorable.

Mammon

DOGGIE?! DOGGIE!

He’s wanted a dog for AGES now. Everyone says he’s too immature to be dedicated and take care of one though. But he has you! You’re just good doggie!

You constantly have to remind him that you aren’t a dog- you’re a werewolf. “I hear ya’ I hear ya’. Now who wants walkies?! You do! Yeah ya’ do!”

He’s attached to you very quickly. He probably does get it through his thick skull at some point that it’s rude to just treat you like a literal dog sometimes- he should leave that to Luke, really. So he does tone it down a bit at some point. He’s your best friend for life now, though.

Leviathan

Wow. It’s like that anime he wanted a little bit ago. Living with you anyways. Except its real, and sometimes it’s like hell.

You are only allowed in his room when you’re not covered in fur. It’s the only way to keep his bathtub bed from being hairy, and all his figurines from being being the same.

Otherwise, hanging out with you is kinda fun. He asks you sometimes what it’s like to be this way. Sometimes he thinks about writing fanfictions based on that one anime (One Day Suddenly A Werewolf Appeared in My House and Is Staying Here With Me and My Brothers and Help Why Are They So Friendly!?) with a more realistic approach.

You two aren’t exactly best friends, but you’re close enough. He knows not to show you cat videos, but at least you have those cute dog videos.

Satan

His first thought was something like “Jacob, is that you?” Then he cringed, because Twilight was a dark chapter in his life, for him.

He’s not THAT fond of werewolves... but his mind wanders back to the excitement of Mammon nearly getting a dog that one time for the family. He tolerates you, at the very least, but at the most, you two get along quite well.

Everyone suspected Satan as the cat-lover, but SURPRISE! His affinity to cats is merely his attraction to their perceived nature. He enjoys your company, especially if you don’t mind his occasional gushing about cats anyways.

As long as you’re well behaved around other animals (you’re from the Human Realm, no? You should be on your best behavior here.) he would enjoy taking you with him on his random outings, especially to cate cafes.

Asmodeus

Oh he can’t fucking wait to do your hair up in little bows and things like that.

He becomes the family groomer- aside from Beel anyway. He loves doing your claws, filing and painting them all these pretty colors that compliment your coat.

Speaking of coats- he’s a little self conscious about the fur coats he has in his closet. If you’re sensitive to those sorts of things, he will be mindful in the future to not wear them around you to not offend. He’s a demon, but he’s not an insensitive jerk! He LOVES you, silly!

Probably doesn’t treat you at all like a dog. In part because you probably get enough of that from Mammon, the pea-brained fool. Doesn’t he know that your true beauty is underneath the fuzzy soft fur!? I mean, just look at those eyes! They’re almost as beautiful as his!

Beelzebub

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG-

He is BARELY. BARELY. Containing his excitement. If you remember correctly; YES! Beel is a dog lover. An avid one. He isn’t too fond of Cerberus himself, but you’re just his size. Fun sized werewolf. In his attempts at befriending you, he does bring home raw meats and dog treats.

You remind him that you are a werewolf and not a dog- and he calms down a bit. He still gives you tummy rubs after you’ve eaten plenty of food with him. He enjoys the time you two spend together on jogs. He never says it out loud, but it’s like he’s taking his dog for a walk.

He likes spending time with you by default. Please be friends with him. Please like him. He likes you too. You’re his new best buddy, and he’s never letting you go. Prepare for him to lift you up, and squeeze you with his suffocating love, werewolf!

Belphegor

Ya’ll replaced him with a werewolf? Lit.

He’s got a brand new pillow, and it’s name is MC. You two take naps regularly now, you can’t escape his exhausted death grip. He notices that you wag your tail a lot, especially when you’re excited.

He picks that habit up when he sees you. His brothers tease him about it, but he just tells them that they never noticed before. Suuuuure. Over 5,000 years and they’re just now noticing that little habit? Unlikely.

Regardless, he appreciates your company, and that you get along famously with his brothers- especially Beel. Though admittedly, he’s a bit worried that you will accidently scratch him while you two sleep. Nightmares must suck for you, but it certainly sucks for him too if you decided to kick with those claws out.

Diavolo

Oh whose a good doggie? You are! Yes you are!!! Oh YES you are!! This is amazing!!!! The best day ever!!!! Who knew that when he planned this exchange program, a werewolf would end up here!?

He loves talking to you. What’s it like being a werewolf? Are you more human? More wolf? Do you shed? Do you-

Prepare to have the demon prince of hell pestering you and adoring you. You’re his new best friend, sorry Lucifer. Sorry Cerberus. Or rather, you, and he can go on strolls on Cerberus’s back! That would be lovely!

Barbatos

Please. Kill all the rats you find and make sure he doesn’t find them. He doesn’t care that you’re not a cat or anything. Just... do him this one favor.

Otherwise, he doesn’t mind your existence much. He finds the shenanigans you and the others get up to is quite funny, but is mindful and reserved on his teasing and manners around you.

He pampers you, and watches carefully for your interests. If you like certain things, he will be sure to list them down privately and bring them up when needed, the ever attentive and loyal butler he is.

Ok... so he might have a joke or two about you being a werewolf. They aren’t dog-themed, he promises. But would you like a treat? He’s specially baked one for you. It’s a nice cupcake. See? No dog jokes here! :)

Luke

Thank God everyone can stop making dog jokes about him now.

Wait, that was rude wasn’t it?! Forgive him! He loves animals! N-not that you’re an animal or anything, b-but...!

Graah! Forget it, okay?! He’s sorry. He’ll do better, and he’ll start by baking you some sweets. You know, Archangel Michael really likes sweets. He’s gotten pretty good at making them himself, so he’s sure you’ll like them as an apology!

He still gets teased about being a chihuahua, though. He is effectively, you’re puppy, as far as everyone else is concerned.

Solomon

Oh fuck. This is pretty cool.

He won’t stop making dog jokes. He can’t help himself, honestly. It’s too funny.

He appreciates that you don’t take his teasing too seriously, but he seems the least bit surprised that you are a werewolf.

If he comes at you with a fancy knife, he’s planning to make a sacrifice of you. Don’t hold back on this crazy sorcerer, please!

Simeon

Oh my. This wasn’t expected! This year should be most enjoyable!

Will actually not make dog jokes. Unless you find them funny. He has a few dogshit ones to offer~

Like the others, he seems to see you as the superior to Luke. He’s your puppy, treat him well! Of course he’s teasing, all in good faith. He more than likely has inspiration to write in a character like you now. He does have a good point of reference for werewolves now thankfully!

#obey me #obey me headcanons #om!#obey me swd #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me luke #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me solomon #obey me simeon

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