#changing the tags again woooo

[blabberoo]

I imagine both drifter and bobby are somewhat desensitized of death. Bobby more so cares less of corpses and sees them more as things to loot, while drifter is somewhat numb to the ticking timer he's in (he makes off handed jokes about himself that sounds slightly concerning). Drifter still respects the dead and what theyve left behind, thinking that borrowing their weapons as some sort of relief for the dead (Quirrel's words ;u;). "Borrowing", because he knows well it will be used by others when these things outlives him, and hes ok with it. (He also believes that a tool that still serves its functions has no reason to go unused)

Bobby is a loud and proud jerk, and drifter rattled that concept simply by just being himself, unexpectant on how it would affect bobby. While he had been familiar of death, he never properly grasped the concept of losing someone he truly loved.

And he doesnt know how to deal with it.

[iamred-iamyellow]

⋆ ˚｡⋆౨ৎ˚ Perfect All American

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♥ pairing: oscar piastri x fem!american!driver!reader

♥ synopsis: you and oscar decided to make your relationship a secret in hopes to not stir up any “conflict of interest” rumors. however, he just couldn’t help being a proud boyfriend when you won your first race for williams as a rookie. 

♥ smau + written - fc: girls on pinterest - none of the pictures are mine

♥ warnings: swearing !!!

♥ a/n: once again, i’m so sorry this took so long for me to write but i really hope it was worth the wait anon <3

-October 2023-

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williamsracing We're incredibly pleased to announce that @/yourusername has signed a three year contract deal with us starting this following F1 season. She will line up alongside @/logansargeant and will be the first woman to drive a Grand Prix since Lella Lombardi in 1976. We are absolutely honored to have you. Welcome to the Williams family 💙

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yourusername its a perfect all american grid

user6 I understood that reference

user5 🦅🦅🦅

user1 USA USA RAHHH 🇺🇸🗽🏈

user8 WOOO

user2 following in susie's footsteps :')

prema_racing we’re so proud of you

yourusername <3

oscarpiastri I’ll see you in melbourne 😉

user12 it’s the wink for me

user4 im gonna miss prema era y/n

user5 @/user4 ok but the trio is back together !!! y/n, oscar, and logan

user6 @/user5 you’re forgetting about fred

user9 fred vesti always the bridesmaid never the bride

user10 need me some williams gear asap

user14 💙💙💙

logansargeant excited to finally have a fellow american on team torque

yourusername me 🤝 logan

alex_albon 😐

georgerussell63 and here I was thinking you were happy to join me at mercedes

user13 I’m a child of the britcedes-sargebon divorce

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-Williams' Rising Star: Y/n L/n-

Williams has announced that American F2 Champion, Y/n L/n will be making her Formula 1 debut next year alongside Logan Sargeant. She has been making waves in the world of motorsports for over a decade now, and it seems that all of her hard work has finally payed off. She's already been placed in the history books for her impeccable talent on track and her inspiring work off it. Not only has she broken plenty of records in feeder series', but she also contributed to the creation of F1 Academy.

From Long Beach a to Monte Carlo

Early in her karting career Y/n was scouted for the Mercedes Junior Drivers Team and she's seemed to have a close relationship with Toto and Susie Wolff ever since. She uprooted her life from California to London as a young teen, taking a huge risk in hopes to accomplish her dreams.

What does this mean for F1?

With rising representation in all areas of f1, we can hope to see young women getting more opportunities to make their mark on the sport. Let's face it, the future of F1 is female.

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yourusername POINTS?!?!

tagged; @/bah_int_circuit

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williamsracing starting off this year strong!

frederikvestiofficial WOOOO !!!

yourusername WOOOO 🎉

arthur_leclerc way to go y/n

yourusername ty artie my favorite leclerc 😍

charles_leclerc hey ??

user1 @/yourusername what about oscar piastri-leclerc

yourusername I CHANGE MY ANSWER

oscarpiastri I'm so happy for you

yourusername <3

user2 ...

user3 👀

logansargeant lets gooo 💪

yourusername 🦅🦅

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oscarpiastri maiden win

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yourusername never beating the polite cat allegations with that smile

oscarpiastri :]

yourusername I'm so proud of you btw 🫶

oscarpiastri 🫶

landonorris congrats

oscarpiastri thanks mate

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-Dutch Grand Prix-

"Plan A, Y/n. Plan A," your race engineer said to you on the radio.

"What about plan C? I think it will work," you responded.

"Uhm, as of right now we don't want to risk your position, so plan A, Y/n, plan A." they spoke softly.

"I can hold the tires, I swear. We're already at the back of the pack, we have nothing to lose."

"I think that's the first time I've heard a driver try to argue their way out of the main strategy," Crofty laughed on the broadcast.

"Box, Y/n. Box."

You sighed, thinking you've reached your defeat. You pulled into your pit box and noticed the green ring on the tires.

They're putting you on inters.

They're following your strategy.

You clicked the radio button back on, "Thank you," you screamed to your team.

You were briefed with everything a few days ago, but you couldn't help but come up with your own plan after getting the weather report for the weekend.

The rain was about a minute away now and you begged the team to put you on intermediate tires right at this time. You knew it would be difficult to drive on a barley damp track like this, but if it worked you could be looking at a podium.

You only had to drive a single lap before it started pouring and your plan payed off. Almost the entire grid struggled with their dry tires in the new track conditions, giving you time to create a lead as they had to slow down and pit.

Every lap you completed as race leader made you more anxious than the last. You held your breath as you reached the last corner of the last lap, vaguely able to see the chequered flag. Tears filled your eyes as you crossed the finish line in P1, the Williams garage being shown on the big screen sprinting out to congratulate you.

-

Before you had the chance to jump into the arms of your team, Oscar was running up to you. He picked you up and pressed his soft lips to yours right in front of the cameras. You smiled into the kiss, happy tears still streaming down your cheeks.

He pulled you into a tight hug, "I'm so proud of you. I love you so much," he mumbled into your hair.

"I love you too, Osc." you laughed through your crying.

He pulled away, cupping your face in his hands, and kissing your forehead. You smiled as he wiped your cheeks with his thumbs.

"So... instead of us interacting with each other online to keep our relationship private, you decide to make out with me in public?"

Oscar laughed and hugged you again, "Just enjoy the moment.”

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F1 Y/n L/n makes history as the first woman to win an F1 Grand Prix and the first win for Williams since 2012. Well done 👏

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yourusername fact is walter white james vowles couldn't have done it without me 🗣️

georgerussell63 so true 🔥

logansargeant LETS FUCKING GOOOO

yourusername RAHHHH

susie_wolff I'm so proud of you 💗

yourusername <3

user7 the way susie was recording her on the podium like a proud mom :')

user8 ROOKIE WIN

user4 🐐🐐

lewishamilton @/yourusername incredible drive today. congrats on the win, it was well deserved

yourusername tysm lew 🫶

jensonbutton thats literally my daughter

youruseranme DAD 🫂

user3 I thought she was supposed to be Toto's daughter...

user6 @/user3 toto, lewis, nico, jenson──they're all related one way or another

user2 family tree is a wreath

mercedesamgf1 all hail queen y/n

user9 y/n to Mercedes 2025 !!!

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oscarpiastri y/n l/n. my best friend, the love of my life, and a formula 1 grand prix race winner. this is such an incredible achievement and I am so happy for you. I know you are out there inspiring so many young women and I couldn't be prouder. you are the most incredible girlfriend, driver, and person I have ever met. congratulations on the win, you deserve it. I love you ❤️

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yourusername osccc 🥹 you've been my #1 fanboy since our karting days and I can't thank you enough for all the support you've given me <3 I love you so much

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end notes: tysm for reading <3 don’t ask me about the real life mechanics behind the tires bc im obviously not qualified for that 💀 i based that scene off of the strategy i use when i play gran turismo and i see the clouds get grey (it’s never failed me)

[nifreti-ii]

Tenten… please tell me that’s just a prop…

WOOOO YAAAA DAKLJWHDAL:KWJDH WHAT CAN I SAY I LOVE THESE TO BEANS

I really love keith and tenebris and god do they occupy my thought often :) My brain has been… off and this took alot longer BUT DAMN was the wait worth it.

I honestly have been wanting to attempt to draw this scene from the vn in my style from the moment that I saw it, but I never thought I was good enough to try. Finally said fuck it and did it :,) didnt help that i added the Uh oh face ten makes when he sees us and had to go and mess around with the shadows (so many layers…)

Kinda of took this as practice for my VN cause I do plan to add face-change versions of the cgs (will I shade them… maybe… I do really hate myself so I might… and yes shameless self plugin @our0nlylove-vn)

I SAY THIS NOW, I am on a HIGH the fucking feeling of doing an awesome drawing is the best eheheheheh. And again, I LOVE THEM OMG AAAAAAAA OOMFIES dont worry my sweet night, Im just gonna pretend it’s fake and give you lil kisses. Fuck man I love them so muuuuuuch UGH. Im really tired now -dies- (side not- while putting the tags, I automatically got duality game LMAO)

Check out my Masterlist for my art and (limited) writing! >:D

[drawlody]

My list of Adam ships♡ n my opinion bout them (also fics rec :D)

Adam x Luicfer (Adamsapple/Duitarduck) 10/10

Need i say more:)))??!?! started out as a "haha funny slip-up ship" to "hey they got really good angst potential". The friends/lovers to enemies to lovers is STRONG with this one n i am eating up everything i could found on ao3. Smth bout this macho-ass man finally getting to stay back n not take charge for once feel nice, also princess Adam supermacy wooooo. Whoever came up with the ship name i applaud u cause that's like a 3 layers name(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

It's not an Adamsapple fic without Adam having at least 1 mental breakdown n Lucifer have his guilt eating him alive:)))

Very fucked up torture but i swear it worth the pain:D The dove is so dead it start to rot so plz read the tags properly (plz check out the AngeliaDark other works too they got good shit)

This one have a splits so check out both the fics (beware the author have a skrewed sense of what is considered wholesome:))))

I didnt think a smut scene could be this sad

Adam x Lute (Guitarspear/Guardrock) 10/10

Litteraly my first Hazbin ship, assholes in love is an underrated dynamic we desperately need more off:))) That with a dash of evil dude x loyal subordinate (which i havent seen since the Deathglare days) n opposite attract (look they have one main thing in common is that their extreme bloodthirst, other than that she's stricter than ur mom n he's lazier than the Sloth ring itself but that the beauty of it no? He convince her to chill tf out n not to burst a blood vessel, she keep him on track n make sure Sera dont come on their asses)

They're just being silly enabling each other terrible behaviour n i love that for them (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) Litteral besties i tell ya

Heavy non-con shit involving Val but Lute will revenge our boi i promised u that

Cool idea n they r just made for each other damn

First hazbin fic i read which is a really cool smut:D

Adam x Micheal (we need a ship name people ) (update: it's Songbird/Guitarhero) 10/10

I like how we dont even got a proper comfirmation of Micheal design/personality yet the ship is here already ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ( im using the Nakariiale's design as a base here love their design)

Hit me with that rebound love x "u look like my ex so im using u as a replacement but ill fall for the real u eventually" x co-workers in heaven. I'm thinking smth along the line of "after Lucifer fucked off with Lilith, Micheal became Adam guardian angel n they just hang out" ya feel me here? (✿◕‿◕✿)

Shout out to Bloog_b for dragging me into this ship:DDD also im on the Adam x the archangels ship as a "gotcha" to Lucifer of sort. Like bitch u stole my wives imma steal your brotherS

Look it's Adamsapple endgame but trust me u will be feed well on this ( u know how good u gotta be for people to ditch the main ship?)

I'm giving yall 4 fics here cause i can only found 4 rn(._. )

this one is uhh non-con so beware

Micheal is indeed Adam guardian angel in this one:D

Adam x Eve (Flowertunes) 8/10

I dont care what yall said they love each other throughout Eden n Earth , might have a falling out in heaven but that doesnt change the fact that they were once IN LOVE. Honestly why cant we just have a couple that have the same bright-eyed innocence like one another.I refuse to believe Eve like willingly cheat on Adam with malicious intent n all, simply she was indeed ''tricked'' or just not fully understand the sistuation, n Adam love her way too much to think that she would do that to him like Lilith. Hell the dude was heartbroken after L left , starting the abandonment issues, so he would have cling to Eve, doing everything so that he aint alone again, even if that mean leaving Eden

Honestly it pisses me off that the Adam/Eve tag on ao3 most of the time is just 1 dialouge between them back when Eve bit the apple n thats it no elaboration on the couple whatsoever >:(((

Lots of switcharoos

sinner eve woooo

look its hard trynna find a fic focusing on them ok?

Adam x St. Peter (Guitargreeter (bet ya didnt see that coming:))) 7/10

Base on this fanfic alone Joe my dude u r on the path of becoming THE Adam crack-ship writer n i am here for this:)))) just so u wait this dude gonna whip out a AdamxNifty , AdamxHusk fic later on ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

From within the fic itself the ship its 2 bros in love with homophobia standing in the way >:( also when did we have a name?!?!?!?

I just like Adam x anyone in heaven alright:D like bro famous n he got that ancient rizz, u telling mr he cant bag a hottie or 2-100+ hmm?

Adam x Alastor (Angelicradio) 8/10

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT ABOUT THEM THAT I SHIP I JUST DO φ(゜▽゜*)♪ i blame YOU honestly rn this ship is either Adam found Al after the fight n they make a deal or they're in heaven n they chillin this ship is confusing:D

They're angels on heaven

Adam gone back into eden n do shit differently

This is both Adam/Eve n Adam/Alastor kinda

Adam x Alastor x Lucifer (Angelicradioapple/ Charlie's dads (only me call them that lol)) 9/10

''Hey Charlie u know how u r sad that your mother left? Wellllllll i got you 2 new dads suprise:DDDD''

Look 3 miserable men who hate each other + hell's greatest dad + my love for Dadam = Messy ass old men yaoi :DDDD n it work perfectly with Alastor Asexuality too!!! Like Adam n Lucifer could fuck each other brains out before Al joining in for the cuddles lol

Chaos ensue

Not exactly a love triangle but a love corner but hey we barely got food here :D

I cant believe how hot this shit is lol

Adam x Eve x Lilith x Lucifer (Eden poly/ applecore?) 8/10

They could have been all married to each other(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ But as much as i go "OooOooo Poly yay'' i just cant vibe with EvexLucifer, like the cheating vibes is wayyyyyyyyy too much i just cant man . I mean with the interpetation that Lucifer came to Eden to hang out with the humans they all know eachother, they're a throuple yes but BUT when Eve came into the picture it was only with Adam n him only so the other 2 is ehhhh. Im fine with EvexLilith cause im seeing it happening later, not hidden from Adam while LuciferxEve got that deception going on .So uhhh in this ship they're more like bestie than lovers to me¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also AdamxLilith is an underrated pairing like everytime i saw this applecore thing going on these 2 r at most tolerate each other like cmonnnnn we already twist this to hell n back, why cant we make it so their arguement was a petty non-malicious one n they still cares for each other hmm???

They're one happy family

IDK what to tell u bittersweet reunion n loving family is the only typa fic u get with this ship

Not that im complaining i need this wholesomeness

Adam x Mammon (Adammon/Madam/Greedyguitar/ 1st chirstmas.... hasnt had an offical name yet) 10/10

They r litteraly same person different font idk what to tell u. More insults thrown around than Guitarspear but they're pretty similar. Adam is just " sinners suck ass but this dude is the worst in the best way". Also they're both big bois (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧ , they love towering over others

I'm sorry but there r barely BARELY

any fics of them :(

The art side is more plentiful tho :D

Adam x Angel Dust (Holydust/guitardust) 5/10

THEY ARE BESTIES YOUR HONOUR n that the exact reason why i cant see them be together as a couple 100%, like the shit-talking bff vibes r wayyyy too strong XD Angel finally got someone who have the same vulgar humour as him n if Adam got married in hell Angel would 100% be his best bitch of honour (≧∀≦)ゞq(≧▽≦q)

They're best friends who have casual no-string attached sex that is ACTUALLY no-string attached:)))

I came to ship them due to those "What if they're co-workers under Val' scenarios ive been seeing on Tumblr

I got like 1 fic on ao3 i mean if u r looking for just platonic friendship between them then rest asure most Adam's redemption fics have that

I got 1 fic on tumblr

Adam x Charlie (Charadam/Guitarprincess) 5/10

U know this ship give me a pretty bad first impression since a good chunk of the fics r either heavy non-con shit or lean wayyyyy to much into the daddy kink, ya know how Charlie got suppose daddy issues n all that jazz?:))) yeah that... that

But after seeing the art side of this ship im chillin with them now, since the art r pretty wholesome, usually having them decked out in punk-rock clothings hanging out. It's a big "Fuck you" to Lucifer n i live for these mf argueing ╰(*°▽°*)╯

So uhhh stay away from the fics if ya want an actual functional couple instead of wtv messed up shit we got there:))) But here's a fic anyway, the only one where it feel bearable n actual trynna go into said messed up relationship i already warn you

We got cracks like Guitarmaid (AdamxNifty), Valadam (AdamxVal) which i dont have enough materials to decied, Classicalrock (AdamxSera) sound interesting but also havent found anything , Guitarhalo (AdamxEmily) is an unexpected find, find i deem them to be more familial than romantic so we'll see if there's a fic good enough to convince me

Edit:i forgot to add Blitzo like Mammon already there why did i forgot

Adam x Blitzo (i dont think anyone even ship this but me:)) 7/10

I cant find a single fic where they has anything more than a 1 nightstand n 1 interaction where they hit it off , i live off imagination alone (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) but like fr fr they would match so well, like their bloodlust n general jerkiness would make them the 3rd asshole x asshole ship on this list :DDDD

Tho as much as i wanna see them go further i feel like an on-n-off relationship/friends with benefits fit em more ya know ( *^-^)ρ(*╯^╰) If ya have any fic but the 2 here that have them interact lemme know cause a bitch need food :)

This is a lot of tag(._. )

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Name: Red Hood

Pronouns: He/Him

Sexuality: Unlabeled Queer. Pan is the closest label.

Age: 22

Meta: idk

Lives In: The Alley

Occupation: Alleged Crime Lord

Vices: Smokes if he’s extremely stressed

I work with @the-only-nightwing and @the-coolest-red-robin (they’re brothers your honor)

@the-second-boy-wonder is my little brother (ahem. His brother-son)

@cant-have-shit-in-gotham is one of my henchmen (the same ooc runs both accounts)

@shakespeares-favorite-goon is one of my goons

@stitches-stitches-stitches is my newest henchman. He lives with me.

@back-in-blood works for me (legally)

@flying-graysons-fan and @number1-red-robin-stan are squatting in my favorite safehouse

@super-duper-superboy is from metropolis. He got into my safehouse and won’t leave.

This is an RP Account!

[Interaction rules below the cut, at the very bottom, just above my various tags]

Appearance:

Under the helmet: (specific scars not shown here: small chunk missing in upper right ear, big-ass batarang scar across his throat, palm scar from brotherhood oath) He’s about 6’4.

I have no artistic skill. I did not draw those. Credit goes to the actual artists.

What’s Canon for This Jason?

-Orphaned at (barely) 8

-Taken in by B at (almost) 11

-Adopted by B at 13 (Name change to Todd-Wayne)

-Saved Wil from a gang at 14 (W is 12)

-Killed at (barely) 15

-Buried next to shelia (gravestone reads Jason Peter Todd)

-Revived 6mo later (kinda braindead)

-Talia found him a few weeks after that

-He was put in charge of protecting Damian, Talia tried to get him to heal naturally (D is 2)

-Ra’s got impatient

-Talia bargained for use of the Pits

-Damian and Jason swear an oath of brotherhood

-eventually Jason goes back to Gotham (J is 17)

-Takes over crime and drugs and shit (D is supposed to be sent over just as J gets control. He’s trying to make it safer for his brother)

-NO FUCKING TITANS TOWER INCIDENT

-well ok, he goes there and tries to scare Tim out of being Robin, but it’s 99% posturing and “warnings” and 1% punching a hole in a wall (Tim does not get hurt, and Jason does not try to hurt him. Because I said so)

-Meets and hires Wil at 18 (W is 16)

-The batarang-throat incident did happen. His goons had to peel him off the cement and take him to Doc Thompkins. Jason flatlined three times. (Wil was among them) (J is 19, W is 17)

-Goons are now super protective of him btw. Esp the ones that were there.

-Talia decides not to send D to B when she hears.

-Yk that time when Batman drugged Jason with something so that every time his adrenaline got going he’d get pumped full of fear? that ALMOST happened here. The needle was to his neck when the other birds interrupted.

Also canon are

-Jason is some kind of mixed heritage of vaguely Spanish-speaking descent. Passes for white in Gotham (where there’s no sun) but if he tans at all he doesn’t anymore.

-Jason speaks. So Many languages.

-Jason Al Ghul

-GoodMom!Talia who couldn’t do enough to help her sons

-BadParent!Bruce who gets better with each kid (so, bad for dick, barely better for jason, slightly better for tim, decent for cass and duke) but the previous kids don’t reap the rewards (so still bad for dick and jason, slightly better for tim, etc)

-GoodBrother!Dick

-Jason loves Wonder Woman

He has PTSD! Woooo! (Btw shamelessly stealing “Proper Gotham Parent” (making it proper family tho) and the “PTSD-attack-make-him-think-he’s-bleeding-out(from batarang)-again” from Alley Business by thetiniestteapot on Ao3

The trigger list may change over time

He’s also got claustrophobia (worsened if it’s dark)

main triggers are: the feel of silk (esp purple/red), manic laughter, batarangs/similar weapons flying towards him, the joker, being called a monster and doing/saying/someone thinks he did ‘monstrous’ things

minor triggers are: the smell of mahogany, constant beeping/ticking, Batman’s disappointed-pleading-angry voice, the smell of stale-wet dirt (esp mixed with blood)

(Also- I don’t have ptsd, so if I fuck something up, tell me and I’ll fix it)

Who Does he Consider Family?

Alfred- Grandfather. will admit it, has admit it.

Talia- Mom. likes to reference her vaguely as his Mom or T

Catherine- she may be dead, but she was his Ma.

Dick- older brother, but only admits it to Dick or other family. Has admit it to Dick.

Cass- sort-of-twin sister, also wouldn’t outright admit it, but she Knows.

Tim- little brother. will only admit it to people who are very close to Jason or very close to Tim. has admit it.

Damian- little brother. will admit it, hasl admit it to. calls him habibi and ahki.

Jay Todd, Robin- his son. will admit it, has admit it. calls him Little Red

Morel- his kid.

To a lesser extent:

Steph, Duke, and Babs, as family-of-my-family

His goons, in a distant sort of way

The Alley kids, in a distant sort of way

Not even remotely:

Shelia, Bruce, Ra’s

(I don’t speak any language other than English. I’m using Google translate and fanfics. Please correct me.)

Rules for Interacting:

1) Please talk to me. I am cripplingly lonely.

2) Cussing, NSFW, etc. is fine

3) Dont ship this Jason with anyone. I’ve got plot to do. (Jokes are fine, just not incestual/psudo iscestual, r@pe/non con, or outside of his age group)

4) My brain can be a little funky sometimes—dm me before you send me an (unprompted) rp ask. This is to give me an idea of what’s going on. (N & Z are exempt) I have the right to not rp with you if my brain isn’t vibing with it.

Plot tags:

Welcome to Gotham Arlo - back-in-blood centered

Part X of my Tragic Backstory - cant-have-shitin-gotham centered

batfam without the bat - centered around Hood’s family (or not-family)

red hood’s goons - centered around or includes Jason's goons.

Character interaction tags:

fuck you b - chain includes the original (bad) Bruce/Batman, directly or as a major theme

batdad ftw - chain includes the new (good) Bruce/Batman, directly or as a major theme

pushing my mobwife Wil propaganda - chain includes my oc Wilbur “Wil” “Greenie” Jacobs, directly or as a major theme. This is also mostly under “#600000k word slowburn” until I fix it.

big wing and little wing - chain includes Dick/N, directly or as a major theme

gotham’s bookclub - chain includes E, directly or as a major theme

stitching together a family - chain includes Stitches, directly or as a major theme

daddy issues (billionaire edition) - chain includes Kon/Superboy, directly or as a major theme

one r two r red r blue r - chain includes Tim/RR, directly or as a major theme

they can cook! - chain includes Bernard, directly or as a major theme

robin hood? in dc? - chain includes Damian/R5, directly or as a major theme

little red and big red - chain includes Jay/R2, directly or as a major theme

dad the squeakquel - chain includes Morel, directly or as a major theme

[autisticalastor]

wip wednesday woooo!! guess whos back on that big radiostatic fic (yk the one) grindset! ive rewritten this particular scene like 3 times now & will prob do again

tagged by @the-flaming-nightmare yaaay <3

Alastor won't look at him directly, like he's ashamed but too proud to admit it. Vox takes Alastor's face in one hand, brushing his thumb against the glowing green strings seemingly forcing Alastor's mouth into a smile.

"Al... What'd you do?"

Alastor pushes Vox away. "What I had to. Everything in this place comes with a price, doesn't it? Give a little power to gain a lot. The math is simple."

"You really sold your soul for this?"

Something in the way Vox says this sends Alastor's mind reeling even moreso than it already was. A million different thoughts race through his mind all at once. He thinks I'm an idiot. He thinks I can't handle myself. He pities me — that's even worse.

"We'll be unstoppable, Vox. You'll see. We'll be the most powerful demons in Hell if we play our cards right. Isn't that what you wanted when you joined me?" A desperate attempt to regain control of the conversation, turn things around on Vox instead. It doesn't work.

"Not— Not like this. I didn't want this."

"How is it any different from what we'd be doing as overlords? You know what being an overlord entails, don't you? You're going to have to get comfortable with owning people's souls if you ever plan to have any real power."

"That doesn't mean selling our souls, Al!" Vox's voice rises, as if yelling at Alastor will somehow undo what's already been set in motion. "I know you're smarter than this; you have to be! We're supposed to be the owners, not the owned."

"You think I haven't thought of that? Every deal has a backdoor somewhere. When the time comes, I'll find mine. If I were as helpless as the sinners we'll soon be crushing beneath us, we wouldn't even have made it this far."

Vox is quiet for a moment, considering. Alastor's bluffing, and he's sure Vox can tell. He's acting so sure of himself because he made a rash decision and eventually, it'll cost him everything. He's scared.

Nothing can change what Alastor's already done. Vox takes a deep breath, as if he's steeling himself before he next speaks.

"Who did this to you? I'll kill them myself if I have to."

Alastor turns back to look at him then. Something in Vox's eyes reminds him almost of the way his victims would look at him before being killed back when he was alive. It seemed like the same fear they had, but not directed at Alastor himself. Vox doesn't seem scared of him right now, more like scared for him.

Alastor isn't really sure which one is worse.

tag time!! tagging writer moots againnn @bapple117 @nottapossum @thatonewritingperson

[ioveaether]

𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙏𝙊𝙊 𝙒𝙀𝙇𝙇 | social media au

𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙘𝙝𝙚 𝙭 𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙚!𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧

5. 𝙞 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪

The h/c boy smacked his head on the table and groaned loudly enough only for his friends around him to hear. They all looked at the boy before Albedo asked:

"Is everything ok, Y/n?"

"No...." Y/n mumbled as he slowly lifted his head up and looked at the purple haired boy on the next table "He texted me"

"The pretty boy?" Hu Tao asked as she looked at Scara too "What did you two talked about?"

"Why i left without saying anything years ago" the boy hid his face in his hands before saying "I feel bad. I made him think that he did something wrong and that's why i left for Mondstadt"

"But it's your parents fault, not yours. Don't blame yourself for something you didn't do Y/n" Ayaka said calmly, trying to comfort the e/c eyed boy.

Well she's right. It's not Y/n's fault. It's their parents fault, but he still felt bad about it.

"But you guys talked it out, right? I mean the new tweet you posted in your private account says a lot" Venti said teasingly while showing the tweet in your face.

Y/n grabbed his hand and pulled it down, his face feeling hot before saying "Shut up alcohol maniac! He could hear you!" Venti laughed at his friend's embarrassment.

"But yeah we talked it out and i feel like he relaxed after learning the truth..." Y/n looked at Scara again, small smile showing on their face.

"Love is in the air~" Lumine said in a sing-dong way, smirking at her friend.

"I swear to god, Lumi if you-"

"You're in love, my friend. It's way too obvious" she said as she put her head on her hand and looked at Y/n teasingly.

"I am not!" the boy yelled, small blush showing on his face. Y/n? In love with Scara? Pffft, like that will ever happen.

𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙏𝙊𝙊 𝙒𝙀𝙇𝙇 - masterlist | previous | next

𝙎𝙮𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙨𝙞𝙨: you and scaramouche were best friends from kind garden, but right when you turned 12, your parents decided to move to mondstadt because of job changes and stuff. after years you decide to join in teyvat academy to study to become a graphic designer. unexpectedly you meet someone in the academy that looks familiar to you. what happens if this person is actually your childhood friend?

𝙉𝙤𝙩𝙚: WOOOO I FINALLY POSTED CHAP 5 LES GOOOO

𝙏𝙖𝙜𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩 (open) @sakiimeo @qnnln @jad3-n @wanderchive @anubis074 @rmiyuki @shenhesworld @swivy123 @hydration-is-for-weenies @boiledpotatoesxxx @vqqrii @crucnhice @garlicforthewin (the bolded ones means i cant tag you)

[daisymae-12]

Bold All That Apply

Thank you for the tag @cha-melodius I had a fun time !! 🌞 includes ramblings because, as usual, I cannot shut the fuck up and I'm an over sharer, sorry in advance 💀

APPEARANCE: i’m under 5’5” // i wear glasses/contacts // i have blonde hair // i prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // i have one or more piercings // i have at least one tattoo // i have blue eyes // i have dyed or highlighted my hair // i have gotten plastic surgery // i have or had braces // i sunburn easily // i have freckles // i paint my nails // i typically wear make-up // i don’t often smile // i am pleased with how i look // i prefer nike to adidas // i wear baseball hats backwards

Ramblings: I used to need glasses 24/7 but I hated them so this year I was over it and just went fuck it and got night contacts so now I need nothing during the day !!! Absolutely LIFE CHANGING. Also I've never dyed my hair but I get a lot of people assuming I have. A friends mum refuses to believe me and straight up accuses me of lying?!?! The other week my SIL asked me where I went to get my hair dyed and I'm like bruh this is my natural colour you've known me for 11 years 💀

HOBBIES AND TALENTS: i play a sport // i can play an instrument // i am artistic // i know more than one language // i have won a trophy in some sort of competition // i can cook or bake without a recipe // i know how to swim // i enjoy writing // i can do origami // i prefer movies to tv shows // i can execute a perfect somersault // i enjoy singing // i could survive in the wild on my own // i have read a new book series this year // i enjoy spending time with friends // i travel during school or work breaks (if i can afford it) // i can do a handstand

Ramblings: I quit my architecture job 5 years ago to be a full time artist/illustrator ✌🏻 (haven't actually been working these last two years because reasons but I'm going to art/create/work again next year woooo 🤪) You know in hindsight maybe turning my hobby into my job isn't all that great 😂

RELATIONSHIP: i am in a relationship // i have been single for over a year // i have a crush // i have a best friend i have known for (more than) ten years // my parents are together // i have dated my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // i have a long distance relationship // i am an only child // i give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend // i met up with someone i have met online

Ramblings: Can't believe I'm saying this but my husband and I only started talking in high school because a mutual friend needed the two of us to FAKE DATE to play a prank on another friend and then we started dating for real 💀 I cannot make this shit up. brb writing a fanfic based on my life 😂

AESTHETICS: i have heard the ocean in a conch shell // i have watched the sun rise // i enjoy rainy days // i have slept under the stars // i meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like // i listen to music to fall asleep // i enjoy thunderstorms // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colours // i find mystery in the ocean // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favourite season 🍂

Ramblings: Surprise surprise I have nothing to say!

MISCELLANEOUS: i can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // i am the mom friend// i live by a certain quote // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities // i enjoy mexican food // i can drive a stick-shift // i believe in true love // i make up scenarios to fall asleep // i sing in the shower // i wish i lived in a video game // i have a canopy above my bed // i am multiracial // i am a redhead // i own at least three dogs

Ramblings: These are really random?? I don't have three dogs but I would like a life-like groundhog statue to put in my garden. My extracurricular activities involve doing whatever my friend is into at the moment. Lately it's been tennis but I've made a lot of excuses so I've managed to escape that so far. (I do have my tennis racquet ready though! so maybe one day!) Now he's into lawn bowls which I'm actually intrigued by so I'm going to go do that next week 🤔

No pressure tags (also fyi you don't need to do the ramblings, i just added that 😂 but if you do I will 100% read it) @myheartalivewrites @heybuddy-drabbles @suseagull04 @cultofsappho @celeritas2997 @14carrotghoul @read-and-write- @gwiazdziarka @purgingmyemotions + anyone else who wants to do this really random tag game LOL

[blackberry-gingham]

All That Was

Vampire!Gambit x fem!reader

A little (early) Halloween special courtesy of conversation ideas from @samatedeansbroccoli

Summary: New Orleans may not be your home- but there was a time, and a man, who once made it feel so. Over time, he slipped away from you, and just when you thought he was at last gone for good- He came back to you changed forever. But... Is he really lost for good?

Tags: Angst (woooo boy), Vampire AU, blood/violence, some vampire lore and mythos usage but I'm sure you guys will be fine

Tag List: @greenheart99

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New Orleans- A city of lights. Of music. Of colors and sounds and history and spirits.

Ever since you first arrived all those months ago, you found Louisiana to be hot and humid and little else but long days of work and lonely nights.

But you didn't always feel like this. That's what hurts the most.

Even with the coming of fall things have hardly seemed to change, but lately the weather has taken a rather sharp turn towards something cooler. At daylight, things feel almost comfortable now. At night, the lingering humidity turns to swirling mist in the roadside lamplight.

This is the thirteenth time you've missed your ride home- Each night seems to get worse and worse. Brushing the shoulders of uncertain strangers. Rushing past the shadowed alleys. Dancing around the light, trying to keep to safety. You have yet to meet an ill encounter just yet, and you have no designs to find one.

All you can do is pray it stays that way.

Your shoes tap harshly on the pavement up to your house. In truth, it's hardly more then a run down little shed. On the edge of town, it doesn't offer much safety on its own, but... You have to take what you can afford.

They say these very streets are home to the spirits of this ancient town. At first you scoffed. Superstition at best, and all that-

Now you know better.

Things go missing. Noises at night that you can't explain. Moving shadows. And if you look a little too long into those long, impossibly dark alleys... You can swear you hear voices. Whispering. They speak in a tongue you can't decipher, but your conscious tells you perhaps it's best that way.

On a night like this, a knock at your door is the last thing you want to hear- But the raps come softly, calmly. And yet somehow that makes it all the less comforting. Maybe it's been a long day. Maybe your curiosity got the better of you. Maybe you're just too stupid to be living in a city like this... But you at least want to catch a peak.

A small, cracked and beaten peep hole is all you have, but it's more then enough to make out...

Him.

You take a few steps back, sheer instinct alone taking over. Tap tap tap No... No you don't dare tangle yourself in this again. The knocks come again, a little more insistent this time, "Tsk tsk, come on Cher- Gambit hear you in d'ere", he laughs.

Fucker.

A click and a flash- the creature hisses, shielding his face from the sudden assault of light from your porch. Long and tall in that old duster, Gambit blinks and squints back at you. Five gnats zip around the buzzing porch light, the lifeless bodies of many before them trapped up under the plastic.

"Remy...", you address him cautiously. Even opening your door was giving him too much- "I thought we talked about this"

"Did we? Gambit got a bad mem'ry Cher, you know dat", he chuckles softly, feigning innocent ignorance. You don't answer right away. Instead you check one more time to make sure your defense is in place. It's a quick glance, but not fast enough to escape his notice.

Gambit follows your gaze up. You've painted your porch since the last time he saw you- a nice, haint blue.

He points his chin up in it's direction, "Who you tryna' keep out, a'nayway? Now don' tell me you went an' replaced ole Gambit already", Gambit cocks his head and searches the room over your shoulder, a thin veneer of playfulness covering the accusation.

A little too thin.

His maroon eyes glow in this low, murky night. They always do- But that charming little feature won't work on you. It's a trick. It always is with him.

You take a few steps back from the door, closing it off just that much more, "I think you should be getting on", you reply firmly- but not even your own resolution can keep the nerves out of your voice. Too bad too...

Weakness is a dangerous thing to have around a man like him. You know it all too well.

Gambit rushes to meet the closing door, seeming to forget about the ritual in place. He collapses against said force keeping him out- Like a glass window, separating the two worlds with an invisible field, the paint does it's magic. But oh- you'd be a fool to think that will stop him from his crusade, "Naw, now don' be like that! At least hear Gambit out!", he begs.

You slip the door to a crack, only enough to reveal a sliver of your face. Why not? He can't reach you anyway- a little final say surely won't hurt.

Right?

"There's nothing to talk about Rem-"

"Aw darlin', you know I wish you wouldn' call me that-", he interrupts with a pathetic plea.

A miffed huff escapes you first before, "And what am I supposed to say? Ga-"

"I always use'ta like when you'd say 'handsome'-", his black eyes seem unusually glassy. Large and wet as they look up at you in the night from under long, red lashes. His pitiful, forlorn gaze dares to break into a small smile once he sees he's gotten to you, "or 'trouble'- Hell, I'd take even red"

You hold his eyes in yours for a long while... Until you blink. And blink again. And shake your head. Anything to get that voice of his out.

Gambit drops lower and lower still, getting under your downcast gaze and into view. He shakes his head slowly, terrified of your answer, "Well wait, wait! Jus' let me in, all I wanna do is talk-", he's slid so far down, he waits on bended knees- pleading for you to hear him.

"...I miss you, darlin"

"Oh, go tell it to the others!", you snap back.

"Others? There ain't no others Cher, I-!"

You scoff, "No others huh? Is that what you told Anna-Marie?"

He pauses, a look on his face like he'd caught a slap. Gambit thinks for a moment, rising slowly to stand, "Maybe... but she don' want Gambit no mo'. Not like this-", he examines his hand. Far too pale, the skin is sick, all but translucent in the moonlight, "No one do..."

"And I'm supposed to feel sorry for you?"

Gambit looks away, dejectedly. Cleverly. Then finally, a moment of honesty, "Non. An dat's what I like 'bout you- You don' feel bad for no one", he laughs quietly, "Not less'n they deserve it, at least..."

He calms himself a moment, looking at you sadly once more with those innocent eyes and snake like charm, "You know, you was always my best girl, Cher... Dat ain't change"

You look away, a silent sigh escaping you. As though that simple act will be enough to dispel his hold on you, you push a little more, "So that's it, huh- I'm just your place to crash now?"

Gambit clicks his tongue- Perhaps he feels you are the one with the captivating spells, you think. After all, it would certainly explain the way he, too, is compelled to turn away from your guilt inducing stare.

"If'n you don' wanna see Gambit no mo', he understand. It's jus'... Things got real bad wit' da X-Men an' all-", He rests his forehead on the door frame, his eyes fixed on the white paint of your porch boards.

His voice is quiet and low- too much so to be the man you know, "Dey say, there ain't no cure. Den dey say, they wanna keep Gambit for testin' an' ta watch. Wolverine just wanna kill him an get it o'er with- 'Too risky keepin' Gambit alive, he say"

When next he looks up, at long last- your eyes catch his in the Louisiana moonlight. He looks away one more time, almost abashedly, before returning with eyes turned up softly, "I din' know if'n I'd see you again- Gambit jus' thought... maybe one last time, jus' in case- You know"

You lean casually against the door frame. Perhaps, just this once, you can make a little time for an old flame, "How long have you been running?"

"Days... Weeks, more like. Gambit come all da way down from New York-", Gambit sniffs, but disguises it as a snort- even as he sharply swipes the tears from his eyes, "You don' know what it's like darlin'- Gambit been eatin'... Wild animals in the dead a' night-", he sniffs again, this time not giving a damn how he sounds-

His voice drops one more octave, low and wavering and forlorn. There was so much more he wanted out of life... From himself. With you. And now? Now he's cursed with unliving- An eternity as a ghost. A shadow in the dark. An infinity of time to mourn the old life of his... The one that, from now on, will go unlived.

"Gambit don' know what ta do... He lost Cher"

Strange really... When you first found out about this serial flirter of yours, you were quick to turn him out. If he wanted to be free so badly, who were you to tie him down?

And yet- he always came back to you.

Who can say why we do the things we do? Pity for the wicked. Forgiveness for the undeserving. Grace for the monster- You kept in touch. You saw him whenever he could slip away from the X-Men. He was so sweet on that Rogue woman... Like he could never let her go.

You thought for sure that the day he didn't come back, it would be thanks to her. Poor girl- you doubt she ever had a clue about you.

Once upon a time, he was gone for a long while... You were ready to let him go. To let her have him. To wish that red headed devil well and good riddance. Then, one fine fateful day- he came back. The damn fool actually came back.

Just as he always did.

Crashing up the steps of your porch. Skittering and hunkering into the deepest corner he could. Smoke billowing, burning off of him- like holy incense from a censer. The sun was half hidden behind all the clouds of evening- Hardly mid day at all, and yet... All you remember is the putrid stench of burning flesh and hair.

Oh how he begged to be let inside. And you, the bleeding hearted idiot- You invited him in.

In the shade of your home, he looked at you in a way you don't know you'll ever forget. The horror engraved in that man's face... His skin blistering and frighteningly pale. Open sores like a far gone addict. Gaunt cheeks and hands like a ghoul in the revealing light. His eyes were neither here nor anywhere, as they darted, full of fear, around the room.

God knows when he was bitten- but that was the day he'd finally turned. And the man you knew? The man your impossible heart dared to love- He was dead.

Then.

And now.

And for all the rest of his hollow life.

He came back often in those days. He'd disappear all night, and return at break of day. In a bizarre, twisted way- things were just as they used to be. Back in the beginning. Back when you'd first met. When you were still in love and you were his only girl-

But this was no fantasy. This was no walk down memory lane any more then this man, this... Thing- was Remy LeBeau.

Not anymore.

The dynamic had changed. The mood shifted- Before it had always been Thief and Citizen. Human and Mutant... Now? Day by trying day, it felt closer and closer to Hunter and Prey.

On the day he finally bit you- Well, you knew it was a long time coming. And nary one you should've been surprised for.

In the days after, you worried incessantly about infection. About becoming like... he was. The days past and he was long gone. Nothing. Whatever he had done, it wasn't to turn you- just to feed.

In the end, you think that was the part that hurt most.

Even when he's so far gone. So busy losing himself. Even through all that... He didn't want to hurt you- Not in the way he had been.

And in that moment, as you look down upon him- This creature of the dark. This pitiful monster. This hopeless sinner. You don't know what comes over you- be it a lasting, longsuffering inkling of compassion, or a wild, unchecked surge of foolishness, but...

You reach out your hand, just outside of the door's ritual barrier, to touch his face. Your fingers tremble, cold and aching, as you tuck them under his chin. At your insistence, he lifts his head up, and for a moment... You can almost remember why you loved him.

Unspoken words and the weight of unfulfilled hours and days and months- a lifetime, pass between you. For a long while yet, holding on desperately in some attempt to make up for the times that could have been. And all that while, Gambit watches helplessly as you stand from behind the safety of your doorframe.

"...Promise Gambit you be careful out d'ere Cher", Gambit move to kiss your hand tenderly. His lips are cool, and deceptively soft as they hide their sharp, keen fangs. He pulls away for a moment, only one- Hardly a breath apart, he kisses it again. Then again and again, one hand coming up to join the other in cupping yours.

And you let him. Damn you- but...

You let him.

Your fingers curl, as though deciding only too slowly how to react to this desperate touch of his. Gambit flinches in response, far too afraid to let you go- his lips drag languidly over your skin until one fang catches your knuckle. He growls and you dare not hope he means it playfully. Pointed incisors nip at your index- Never hard enough to break skin, but just enough to send those long forgotten shivers down your spine.

Gambit's hand crawls up your wrist, just as far as the barrier will let him. He stops just bellow your elbow, and in a show almost worthy of praise- His purple eyes meet yours, begging and yearning for just a few more seconds of you and you alone. Begging to adore you. Yearning to touch- if only you'll let him.

His lips close once more around your finger, sucking softly. No fangs, no teeth- just lip and tongue, as he savors this moment. He stands slowly, feeling your pulse beat inside his mouth. Even as he rises to try again, his eyes picking out yours from the darkness- your is mind clear. Numb.

Things always end the same with him... You've trotted this dance too many times. Seen all his tricks. Heard all his pleas.

Too many times to be phased by it now. This man, this monster. His gaze is hypnotic, even now with the dark, sickly ring of undeath surrounding them. But if you look closely... Just a little closer still... It's like you can see past it.

You know... his eyes are still every bit as vibrant as they always were. When he was alive. When he loved you.

Those eyes, oh but those eyes...

Your face inches out as the seconds slip by. From the safety of your doorframe, to the exposed outside. All sense leaves you, your mind consumed by that burning gaze. Gambit lets you go- Lets you come to him yourself. You press a slow, gentle kiss to his scruffy jawline floating nearby for a little too long. His skin is so, so cold...

And you? You're so, so fucking warm.

Gambit kisses you back. Once then twice. And again and again as you hang outside the doorframe.

His lips are coarse and nearly miss yours the first time around. When at last he connected with you, it was gentle. Too gentle for a creature like him- With the next and the one after that, they came more hungrily. More assertive. As his hands claw at the force holding him back from you, fingers raking desperately at an invisible wall as he drinks you in. Like he could never get enough...

After some time, he realizes he can't take any more of you- Not like this.

He pulls his mouth away, just for a moment as your breath fades to steam in the night, but never for a moment too long- He attacks again, a hungry assault on your lips from his. Gambit growls deep in his throat- a sound you can feel, straight down to your core.

Gambit leans back in, only to nibble on your lip. His teeth let you go, drifting down down down… Your chin. Your jaw. And then...

He growls again, but now... different. With a quality to it that you can't quite define. Low. Menacing. Threatening- Before you can open your eyes and inquire, his fangs sink into your neck.

You gasp, then shriek in pain as the hypnotic spell abandons you.

The first reaction is easy- you push him back, to no avail. He growls ravenously, tearing at your flesh. Lapping at your throat. All too quick, the edge of your vision turns an eerie black. Yet somehow, all the world seems too vibrant. Too far away. You push one more time.... but your strength leaves you by the second.

It's all you can do to get away- You put all your weight into falling back, his teeth ripping away more of you as you stumble back within the barrier of your doorway.

Gambit howls in dismay, watching with a growling panic as you crawl on the floor, pulling further and further away.

"Please!", he claws wildly, begging and pleading like a wild dog- like a craving addict, at the forces holding him back, "I'm starving!", he cries and cries, beating madly against the holy wall. You stagger to your feet- the shock almost matching your disgust as you watch the scene unfold.

A horrific frame of your dark door and the streams of moonlight behind- all merely focuses you in on this snarling, monster of hunger.

"Please please pleas-!", he falls to the floor, putting fruitless, but tireless effort into getting to your warm body. He scratches and snarls and wails- and as the seconds go by. As the madness unfolds. Every moment you're faced with the reminder...

The Gambit you knew died a long time ago.

You drag yourself to your feet- even now, a look akin to pity befalls you as your hand finds the back of your door. Gambit, or the creature that now posses his body, shakes his head desperately. "No... no no no-", he begs and claws and writhes against the wisps of your door as even the smallest shred of dignity and feigned humanity leave him in its closing.

"No no n-!"

When at long last, the lock clicks shut, the void is filled no longer by the gentle, polite knocks of before- but by the pounding. Hands and fists and bloody, broken nails upon your door. But he won't be getting in...

Not now.

Not ever again.

And as you walk away, your own hand up to staunch the bleeding of your fresh wound, all you can hear are his cries- over and over and over again, it haunts you. It follows you across the kitchen. Into your bathroom. Up to your bed. Over and over, in various shrieks and groans, until you can be sure you'll never hear the word the same way again-

"Please"

[twosides--samecoin]

15 Questions for 15 Mutuals

as tagged by @vault-heck <3 thank you friend, I hope you're doing well these days! tagging @edaworks and @perfectlypreservedpie @persephotea @truebluemeandyou @bokatan @aviatorfics @wolfbirbisme @khazrablood @kremvhstooth

1. Are you named after anyone?

My name is a bit of an "oof". In a sentence my mom was raised by Very Strict Irish Parents and she had me at 18. They disowned us after I was born; my name is her mom's middle name and my middle is the fem version of her dad's name. I have mulled over changing it because we don't have a relationship with them - it's fairly unique being an Irish name and I find myself resigned to it. TMI moving on lmao

2. When was the last time you cried?

I cry every time my girlfriend goes home :'D

3. Do you have kids?

I have PCOS and will hit 30 next year - I likely will never have my own but I am open to adopting :) I really love kids.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

I invented sarcasm

5. What sports do you play/have you played?

Judo

6. What's the first thing you notice about other people?

I notice.. a lot - I am... observant about people, to use a word. Whether you feel awkward or standoffish or open or not. I don't know how to describe it. Perhaps it is a body language thing.

7. Eye color?

Bright blue - kind of like the lighter part of a blue portal from, well Portal

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

Why not both? :D

9. Any special talents?

One thing my girlfriend mentioned is I can pick people apart like a lawyer can. I can figure out fairly quickly what someone's damage is and put someone in their place. This sounds like an evil skill, but the best way of putting it is I am not going to be dishonest if you act holier than thou or if you think you're special and better than others, and you need to be told to sit down. An example of doing this for good is standing up for people, especially if someone is being punched down upon. If you enjoy being a bully to others in fandom spaces because you feel most comfortable when you're an expert and can control the conversation, and that self perception being questioned is such a problem you think you're being attacked (yet do nothing when a less popular account than yours gets a ton of hate for days while you get headpats from your minions), I'm gonna send an anon about it. Bullies tend to be insecure nerds and I will do my best to call them out behind the scenes.

10. Where were you born?

Atlantic Canada

11. What are your hobbies?

I write Long Time Running on AO3. I am a really big music fan and am a bit of a historian for punk music. I really love my plants - I collect primarily aroid species such as philodendron and monstera but I also really miss traditional gardening. The goal is to get a fraction of a piece of land sometime in the next few years so I can have a proper garden space again. Woooo compost :)

12. Do you have any pets?

I do not and I wish to! I can claim my partner's cockatiel, Darwin. We video chat and it's funny - he and I have intense whistling conversations and he understands I exist but he doesn't conceptualize that me existing through the phone doesn't = me being in the same room. So he tries looking around the phone to see if I am there. Poor baby

13. How tall are you?

5"2. Tiny terror

14. Fave subject in school?

I felt most seen by Language Arts/English. My fourth grade teacher let me read the Lord of the Rings trilogy for a book report instead of telling me I had to choose just one for a book report. I am hopeless if I am not writing

15. Dream job?

Everyone asks me what I wanna be when I grow up, everyone asks me what I wanna do for a job. Nobody asks me if I want to work or not. I don't. I want to be a househusband for my girlfriend and I want to make her lunch and keep her house clean. This said, I am in school to be a paralegal because working and getting an income is important I guess. True Marxist Accelerationism is accepting: money isn't real, be a wifeguy instead ;)

[sbook-97]

Plan/make my book with me :)

keep reading for information<3

hiii, does anyone want to help me make characters for my book? i need side characters..

if you want to, then you can write to me and ill respond to you. or if you choose to send the character sheet/traits/personality directly, ill read it and respond and then choose the ones that matches the best with my book.

you can also send me ideas for plots, scenes, quotes, name of characters etc.

my main characters<3 (not sure if they are gonna look like that but its inspiration)

jaewon/taemin/minho jeong/jung (its hard to choose what name i want when there so many good ones, alright<3)

(for your information: this book takes place a while back, maybe in like 2015 but its writting like the world is today because i dont remember how it was in 2015 hahah)

anyways,

jaewon/taemin/minho jeong/jung

born in 1997(19 then 21 because some time passes by before they meet each other again, oh and they first met each other in croatia)

has 1 younger brother who was born in 2005

187cm, blonde or black hair, brown eyes, tattoo, smokes sometimes like when under a lot of stress or feeling very like bad, does not consume drugs, drinks alcohol sometimes, dimples, he has a busan accent and is currently living in seoul(who is surprised, not me), his body type is literally either like ji chang wook or jackson wang or jungkook or taehyung hahah

so this character will have had a very difficult and abusing childhood and is struggling a lot still with having to take care of his little brother alone, so please do not read the book when it is done if it is hard to read about!!!

seoyeon park (or park seo-yeon in korean thingy)

born on may 22nd 1999(17)

168cm, brunette, brown eyes, freckles, uses reading glasses, ear piercings, dimples??, does not smoke or consume drugs, might drink some alcohol in the future, from incheon, but now living is seoul so she has gotten the seoul accent.

this character will have strict parents, so again if its hard to read, which it can be for some of you, then dont read it, please, i care about you all, you all matter, every single one of you do.

guyssss he can surf woooo!! this couple is actually like very aesthetic in my opinion and from how i see them... even though he has a lot of stuggle and grief, he still finds the good side of himself in her and his younger brother :))

heh

guysss follow me if you want to tag along this road hahaha i would love to have you with me on me journey <33333

love, sbook

[franklyshipping]

Home Is Where The Laughter Is ~ A Markiplier Ego Fanfic

WOOOO HERE WE HAVE A GLORIOUS ANON PROMPT SHOWCASING MY FAVOURITE POLY! LET’S DO THIS!

TAGGING: @silvlee-shepherd @yandere-ipli-ler and @thehostofleetrature

Sometimes it can be hard to find time as a couple, especially when both of you lead very busy lives. However, it can be much harder when you’re a polyamory of three with a superhero, vigilante and multi-media all-seeing host. This was the case with Silver Shepherd, Yandere and The Host most of the time… but not today. Over the past few weeks and months Silver’s heroic duties had him working flat-out, Yandere had been teaching some of the other egos self-defence on top of their regular work, and the Host had been writing countless things non-stop. But today they were free to just be with each other, with no other commitments taking their time away from them. As a result… there was mischief afoot.

Host and Yandere had teamed up, setting up pranks galore especially for their darling hero, all with a tickly theme of course. Silver had just tumbled out of a closet which had been turned into an evil container of feathers, with arm holes in the sides where Host and Yan had reached through to poke and squeeze his tickle spots. Silver was red-faced and still giggling as he narrowed his eyes at his lovers, who were grinning and playfully wiggling their fingers at him.

‘Aww, I had no idea the mighty Silver Shepherd was weak to feathers!’

‘Indeed. Can you imagine if his adversaries found out?’

Yandere and Host teased, making Silver’s flush darken as he smiled bashfully; they always knew just how to tease him to get him all flustered. But as we all know… Silver is a hero, and heroes do not let villainy go unchecked. He smiled, his gaze flicking between them both as he caught his breath. His fingers twitched by his sides as he spoke.

‘You two are gonna pay for this.’

Yandere and Host sensed the change in his mood, and both smiled giddily when Silver smirked and whispered.

‘Run.’

The Host and Yandere started running, Yandere squealing with excitement as the Host flushed and quietly giggled, his giddiness building. The two of them held hands as they hurried through the manor with Silver hot on their trail… though they weren’t running too fast. Silver grinned as he chased them, knowing that in the end his darlings wanted nothing more than to be caught by him. Host and Yandere bolted into the poly’s shared bedroom, and froze in place when Silver burst in behind them and slammed the door, smirking as his gaze fixed on them. They both gulped as they backed towards the bed… before Silver launched himself at them.

‘EEEEP! Sihilvy nuhuh!’

Yandere shrieked as they and Host found themselves on their backs on the comfy bed, with Silver looming on top of them with a goofy grin and wiggling fingers. The Host half-hid his face in his hands as Silver winked playfully.

‘Silvy yeees!’

The hero started sporadically poking and scratching at his lovers’ tummies, making Yandere giggle brightly as the Host squeaked and tried to curl up.

‘Nononohoho S-Sihilver wahahait!’

‘Wait for you to prank me again? Yeah I don’t think so mister!’

The Host snorted cutely, hiding in Yandere’s shoulder as Yan weakly bapped at Silver.

‘Wehehe dihid ihihit ohout ohof lohove!’

Silver snorted now, shaking his head fondly as he teased.

‘Aww you did it out of love? That’s so sweet of you! You must let me return the favour sweet-cheeks!’

Silver tickled all over their tummies relentlessly, making sure to use every technique in the tickling handbook: scratches, traces, pinches, squeezes, vibrating his fingers, and even a few air tickles because he felt like it. Yandere and the Host were both giggly messes, but as Silver’s tickles started inching towards their waists their giggles got louder, especially the Host’s – as a result, he ended up blurting out something rather desperately.

‘The clohohoset wahas Yahahanny’s ihideahaha!’

‘HOSTY YOU TRAITOR!’

Yandere squealed, their eyes going wide as they gaped at him… and then they gulped, because Silver’s tickling had stopped. Part of the Host felt guilty when Silver’s eyes locked onto Yanny, but he couldn’t help but smile when Silver smirked with the brightest mischief known to mankind.

‘Ohhh you’re so getting it!’

Yandere let out a bright scream of laughter as Silver latched onto their hips, squeezing evilly and making Yandere descend into hysterical cackles. The Host melted at the sound, and decided that he might as well go all the way with his treachery. He sat up with a happy smirk and pinned Yandere’s hands above their head, making them whine adorably at his betrayal.

‘NAHAHA NOHOHO FAHAHAHAIR!’

‘All is fair in love and tickles darling.’

The Host teased, before placing a warm kiss against Yandere’s forehead to make them blush. Silver smiled lovingly at them both, and giggled as he started spidering Yan’s hips.

‘Aww look at that blush! You got a crush on us or something?’

Yandere’s face got even hotter – the one thing that flustered them more than anything was when Host and Silver got all flirty with them. They smiled bashfully through their mirth, getting countless butterflies in their stomach.

‘MAHAHAHAYBEHE!’

Silver gasped dramatically as the Host chuckled, and Silver teased his fingertips over the tops of Yandere’s thighs, scratching softly to keep Yan giggling brightly as the hero cooed.

‘Yeah? Well maybe we can take you out to dinner… after you’ve been tickled to smithereens. Sound good cutie?’

Yandere felt like they were going to combust from all the teasing, tickling and flirting! They adored it all of course, but that didn’t stop them from pouting adorably.

‘Yohohou’re ahaha meheheanie tehehehease!’

Silver giggled fondly, raising an eyebrow down at Yandere as he cheekily skittered his blunt nails against their inner thighs – he really was feeling rather merciless today.

‘Oh yeah? Remind me who started this whole mean teasy prank saga?’

Yandere’s blush crept down their neck, making the Host chuckle as he continued to perceive everything. It made him feel so warm and happy inside, hearing Silver’s excited teases, feeling Yandere getting all flustered and happy. It was everything he’d been missing and more. But now he gulped… because he registered Yandere’s giggly reply.

‘Hohohosty dihihid! I-It wahas his ideaha to spihike your cohocoa with Maharvy’s tickle pohollen in the fihirst plahahace!’

‘WHAT?!’

Silver gasped, blushing at the mere memory of the evil internal tickles that had had him rolling about on the floor in hysterics. He had mercy on Yandere as he gaped at the Host, who had gone bright red with nerves. The Host opened his mouth, then closed it and immediately tried to bolt off the bed.

‘OH NO YOU DON’T!’

Silver exclaimed, and managed to grab the back of Host’s shirt as Yandere giggled, eagerly grabbing one of Host’s arms so they could help yank him onto his back on the bed. Silver and Yan shared an excited look as the Host started giggling – he always got so giddy from the anticipation alone.

‘N-Nononoho h-hold ohon c-can we tahalk about thihis?!’

Silver and Yandere giggled, before the hero straddled the Host’s midriff, and Yandere yanked his arms above his head – and sat on them for good measure. The Host squirmed, getting goosebumps from being so exposed and vulnerable, which was made so much worse when Yandere cooed down at him.

‘What was it you said? All is fair in love and tickles… darling.’

The Host went beet red, wriggling as Silver unbuttoned and opened his short with an excited grin in place. Then the Host burst into frantic giggles as Silver deviously scratched and traced his vulnerable, bare underarms.

‘Nohoho p-plehehease nohot thehere not thehehere!’

‘Ohh I think definitely here! We know you love getting your pitties tickled!’

Silver teased, making the Host flush and splutter with his intense embarrassment.

‘Shuhuhush shuhuhuhuhuuuush!’

Silver and Yandere’s giddy, musical giggles filled his ears as he writhed about, tossing his head back and forth as he tried to ignore the tickly sensations – sadly, there was nothing he could do.

‘Aww he’s so flustered, poor baby.’

Yandere cooed, making the Host wail through his giggles, arching his back as Silver’s blunt nails scraped incessantly against his hyper-sensitive skin.

‘Maybe he should have thought about the consequences before he decided to be a cheeky menace!’

The hero remarked, raising his eyebrow down at the Host who immediately babbled.

‘Ihihi’m sohohorry!’

‘Oh not yet you’re not, but you sure as hell will be!’

Silver grinned, keeping one hand tickling one of his hollows whilst the other ventured to scratch under the Host’s chin, aka the writer’s secret tickle spot. The Host scrunched and yelped adorably, entirely taken off guard.

‘NAHA! Gehehehet ahahawahay!’

‘Why would I do that when you’re so damn cute?’

Silver teased, giggling happily along with him as the Host’s mirth got adorably frantic and high-pitched. Yandere beamed at them both… they’d missed this so much. Listening to the laughter of their lovers, seeing them blush and smile and watching the joy light up their faces like sunrise.

‘Sihihilvyyy!’

Silver giggled smugly at Host’s whines, which made Yandere smirk. Their crimson eyes glimmered playfully as they raised a sharp eyebrow at their darling hero.

‘I don’t know why you’re so smug mister, you’re just as cute and ticklish as Hosty.’

Silver’s eyes widened as he blushed, not expecting Yandere to tease him! In his surprise his tickling fingers stilled, and his breath hitched when Yandere moved off Host’s arms with a predatory look in their eyes. The Host grinned at the turn of events and sat up, making Silver squeak as his wrists were captured by the seer. The hero looked between them both, smiling nervously as Yandere purred.

‘Say Hosty, shall we remind our handsome hero of just how cute and ticklish he is?’

The Host chuckled darkly, sending chills down Silver’s spine.

‘I think that is a wonderful idea darling, after all…’

Silver squealed as he was flipped onto his back, the Host now straddling his thighs effortlessly as Yandere clapped their hands excitedly. Silver was a mess of squeaks and half-babbled protests as his wrists were handed off to Yandere… and now he was the one all vulnerable and exposed. Yandere sat on his arms and wiggled their fingers down at him, whilst the Host cracked his knuckles. Silver knew one thing for sure… he was screwed.

‘… all is fair in love and tickles.’

Silver screamed with laughter as Yandere’s nails danced in his underarms, and the Host pushed up his shirt so he could raspberry the absolute hell out of his perfect, ticklish tummy.

‘NAHAHAHAAA NAHAHAT FAHAHAIR! YOHOHOU AHALREADY GOHOT MEHEHEE!’

‘Nuh uh honey, only our fun little traps got you! It’s only right that we get our hands on you properly!’

Yandere sing-songed through their delighted giggles as they sent him a cheeky wink, whilst the Host snickered and growled against Silver’s tummy.

‘Indeed. I for one want to play with your adorable toes after I’ve filled this belly full of raspberries.’

‘OHOHOHO MY GAHAHAD!’

Silver threw his head back with his mirth as they kept tickling him and grinning happily, Host and Yandere relishing in drawing every cute reaction out of Silver that they possibly could. The hero’s cheeks started to ache from smiling and laughing so much, and frankly Host and Yandere were in the same boat. The joy was filling them all up to the brim, and it was beautiful.

‘You okay down there handsome?’

Yandere cooed, making Silver wail adorably as he looked up at his darling ticklers with huge puppy eyes.

‘HOHOHOW LOHONG AHARE YOHOU GOHONNA TOHOHORTURE MEHEHE?!’

The Host and Yandere smirked fondly, and Yan decided to nuzzle Silver’s neck lovingly as the Host purred, grinning wolfishly.

‘We are going to torture you… for as long as you want us to.’

Silver’s heart soared with delight as he burst into fresh peals of laughter, knowing he was going to be tickled into utter oblivion. Then after that he would help tickle Host and Yandere into oblivion, and then they would all curl up messily with food, blankets, a wholesome movie, but most importantly each other. They would relish every second of each other’s company because at the end of the day, that was the most important thing to all three of them… and all the joys their polyamorous love did bring.

WOOOO HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE THIS FIC LEMME KNOW IF YA DOOO! WOOO LUV YOUS!!

[noonaishere]

Ateez - Newark, Nov 27

Part 2

[Part 1 here]

Guerrilla!

(Again, trying to crop someone’s arm out. He literally just had his arm up in the most awkward-looking position, I’m not sure how his shoulder didn’t give out halfway through. What exercises do you do sir? Stop it. Stop doing them.)

Everyone else: *looking up at the camera like normal* San: Normalcy? Aniyo.

Before they came back out - and probably because this costume change was a bit more complicated - we were all just hanging out waiting for them to come back, so whoever’s in charge of the board for the Lightinys was making the colors change as a wave across the stadium. First it was blue and then red and then green and then white, and every time the color came up everyone went “Woooo~” softly and raised their Lightiny, like a spoke in a turning wheel.

There was something really wholesome about a bunch of (mostly) adults just having fun playing as the lights changed; no one had to say “let’s do the wave as the lights change!” we all just started doing it because we all found it fun. Truly a pure experience to share with others.

Turbulence 😭😭😭 (Normally this song makes me cry, but I think I was just SO in awe of their collective singing ability that I couldn’t even process it)

Cake time!

The face you make when you’ve dug your own grave and you have to accept it (but don’t want to).

Mingi: “Do you want to do it or do you want us to do it?”

He tried and failed.

Brace thyself.

San: “HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRTMb1Ofogc&t=1s Someone’s video of the whole thing.

And here, KQ staff, I’ll help you out for next time (not that any of you are going to see this). The problem with the cake was that it was fondant (though, they were also saying it was “bread” “a rock” so I wonder if the cake itself was either too dense or maybe old or something), you’re not going to get good icing face coverage with fondant, it’s basically sugar clay. What you NEED to order is a “smash cake.” A smash cake is a cake that people with 1- or 2-year olds buy for their birthday, so the baby can smash their hands into it to their heart’s delight (and get a good photo op). That’s the kind of cake you need. Then these babies can smash each other’s faces into the cakes all they like (and get a good photo op).

You’re welcome, KQ staff. (I take Paypal.)

(I don’t know why I didn’t get a pic of Yeosang for Celebrate, so have an extra Yunho instead.)

Woosan moment feat. Lightiny. (This was the guy whose arm it was! I still don’t forgive him for ruining 90% of my pictures through. Get bent like I wish your elbow would have bent, thus removing your be-lightstick-ed hand from all my pictures.)

Afterwards, Jongho said that on another day he went back to find a flag and there weren’t any, but this time when he went back they had one ready for him.

Ending ments. No one got weepy like I’ve normally seen them do, but Yunho said he was our “friendly neighborhood [Yunho]” so that was cute.

The Real! (Instead of any of the Satoori lines, they all yelled “Happy Birthday Wooyoung!”)

Silly microphone hold

Playing the flute suddenly

Hugs for BBT (🖤 you BBT)

Truly the end :’)

So yeah. Standing out in the rain sucked, but being there was incredible. I definitely want to go next time they come around (and maybe try to get closer seats, or maybe buy a better camera and bring that lol). My sister also enjoyed herself and said she’d start listening to them (New World was her favorite). I hope you liked this trip down Memory Lane (memories of five days ago, so, so long ago).

One more San for the road, since he (and all of them, really) was so talented and funny and charming and cute and handsome the whole night. I adore him.

What a man 🖤

Tagging some peeps: @sayaramarz, @hecalledhimhyung​, @moonbinnie0983​, @ositoblancito​, @goldenchunkycat​, @leagreenly​

[chut-je-dors]

(1/3) hey friend, i’ve been wanting to bring this up but haven’t totally known how to approach it… have you n puck ever considered taking down chap 21 of “10 minutes” until the next chapter is ready to be posted? i know that the fic is heavily and appropriately tagged for violence against sws, but it’s such a drag to have a great fic (imo as a former sw, it breaks a lot of stereotypes/fear-mongering/romanticization of the profession) that effectively “ends” on a scene of brutality.

(2/3) i know there’s a plan to finish the fic at some point and i don’t want this to be interpreted as pressure on y’all to change the direction of the story -violence is a real threat for many workers, not just sws, so there are stories to be told- but so often violence is connected to sw specifically, and in quite exploitative ways: murdered sw plot lines n all that. as this fic sits, one which has done so many things right in its portrayal of sw, john could be yet another dead h**ker.

(3/3) makes for a cliff hanger, sure, but also uses violence against sws as a “juicy” hook to keep folks reading. holding on to chap 21 until chap 22 is ready to be published wouldn’t change the plot/flow of the story but would get rid of this weird violent limbo that john is currently in… ahhggh not sure if any of this makes sense lol, getting my thoughts out of my adhd brain is difficult. things to ponder maybe?

hi!! thank you for the ask! first things first, JOHN IS NOT DEAD AND WILL NOT DIE, this is not that kind of a story, we wouldn't write that, he is MODERATELY BRUISED but will be FINE.

we discussed this with puck this morning, and we both understand so well where you're coming from! we talked about potentially taking chapter 21 down, but decided against it since that wouldn't be possible without losing all the comments it has so far gathered, and we'd hate to have that (they're my emotional support comments, i go and read them whenever i have a bad day and i'm Attached). however what we decided to do, is move things around a little bit in what we had originally planned for the chapter structure. the scene at the end of chp 21 exists to further the plot (sorry john, needs must) and to create tension in the story, as a plot beat. which is to build up tension that will then resolve and ykno, give us all a ton of dopamine? after this ask we decided to draw the tension from a different bit than this, and as such will resolve the scene like, next thing in chapter 22. we can also put in the author end notes of chp 21 that john will be absolutely fine (at least physically, but well, mentally he hasn't been fine for a............ w h i l e (again, sorry john)), how does that sound?

we are so very sorry that the next chapter is taking so long, we never anticipated there would be this kind of a break in our writing at this exact point in the story. i cringe even thinking about it, ending the chapter on that note and then vanishing for over a year, jesus christ i'm so sorry. we've just been both so busy that we haven't had much time to write at all, or energy to do so, and if we do have time and energy it's never at the same time. puck is currently busy with uni stuff, she's cramming in So Much Studies that i'm feeling anxious just hearing her list all that stuff, and i've been up to my neck in finishing up my studies and doing traineeships. i'm nearly done now though with my studies (woooo!) and have some free time for the next week or so, so i'm attempting to write the chapter on my own now, and then hurl it at puck for editing, which is easier than creating completely new text and she hopefully will have time for it. also she'll delight in fixing my awful sentence structures and telling me how bad my writing is, which is a plus.

i still can't promise an update soon though, because it's been over a year since we have looked at the chapter, and i first need to read back on the story a bit and then also get back to writing, which is Very Difficult if you haven't done it in a while. BUT things are now advancing at least, for the first time in a while. i really hope we don't keep you guys waiting for much longer. i think about this fic every few days and wallow in guilt, knowing people are eager to read the rest - and I'M TOO, HECK!!

lol re: adhd, i'll just quote you: "ahhggh not sure if any of this makes sense lol, getting my thoughts out of my adhd brain is difficult." i hope i'm making sense at all 😂

thank you so much for this ask! if anything, it's motivated me to take this drastic action of writing it ALONE since puck is going to be busy at least till january.

[racingliners]

F1 Re-Watch 2022: Round 20 - Mexico City

If you want to know just how unobservant I was to much of the 2022 season, I had no idea the race’s name was changed until today 🙃 (still just gonna tag everything as the Mexican GP bc I am lazy)

Anyhow, this is also the last race I remember absolutely nothing from bc I didn’t watch it (I kid you not prior to today my Mexican GP 2022 tag is literally just Seb and Bono gifs) 

So, no thoughts, head empty, I’m a tad scared but let’s jump in

Okay I tell a small lie, I do remember the Mariachi version of the F1 theme doing the rounds on the interwebs. But in terms of racing??? No clue whatsoever.

I haven’t even looked up the results so woooo (though let’s be real Verstappen is gonna win isn’t he?)

ngl I do love the Mexico circuit, it’s really good despite being so flat, and ot’s great that a historical circuit has been able to make a comeback and stick around

OMG THEY PLAYED THE MARIACHI VERSION OF THE F1 THEME DURING THE STARTING GRID

okay F1, you have that one right.

Speaking of,✨ starting grid whiplash ✨

Lance P20 bc of a penalty. Pain.

Seb P16. More pain. At least he’s next to Mick.

Ouch Charles P7.

BOTTAS P6?????

aaaand Lewis P3, we stan.

Well that was made much more bearable by the Mariachi theme, 11/10 would recommend to a friend.

How tf did Bottas drag his Alfa into P6 though??????

[Formation Lap]: Almost a 50/50 split on the grid between starting on the softs or mediums, inch resting.

Somewhat unrelated I’m finally getting used to seeing the silver Merc again when the 2023 season picks up again next week dvubheush

oh god what if there’s carnage at the start??? I am NOT emotionally prepared

boys please don’t be dumb it’s 9pm as I watch this and I don’t want to deal with nonsense

[Start/Lap 1]: No carnage but Lewis went full ZOOM into P2!!!

I didn’t need to look at my screen to realise Perez got past Russell for P3 there was a VERY loud cheer

“Vettel and Stroll had a brilliant start” INJECT IT!!!!!!!! 💚💚💚

P14 for Seb and P15 for Lance THAT’S MY BOYS!!

[Lap 3]: And the race has instantly calmed down ubhesu

Comms are making it sound like it’s the first time the top 6 cars have been top 6 in the race??? either that or it’s been a while since it happened but that’s a fun-ish stat

the replay of Lewis’ start *chef’s kiss*

[Lap 5]: Bottas looking to pass Alonso for 7th

The downside of watching a full season over the course of so many weeks is that whenever you hear ‘Plan A’ on a team radio you immediately think of Ferrari and cry

[Lap 6]: Lewis fastest lap, it’s been so loooooong

[Lap 7]: Dan trying to pass Zhou for P12

ayyyy Seb’s joined the party!!!

Livery watch: all together now, Aston Martin preeeeeeeeeeetty

[Lap 8]: Ah so RBR are on the softs, and Merc on the mediums. inch resting

I mean Ferrari are also on the softs, but we all know how little I trust their pitwall at this point

Wait this was Dan’s 230th race???? That’s WILD

[Lap 9]: Aaaaaand Dan takes P12

Meanwhile Lance got a little bit violent getting past Gasly avhageg

[Lap 11]: Bottas is still in P8 behind Alonso, not quite gaining time but not losing any either.

[Lap 12]: Ted brining a Seb update, 100% the content I am paying for

Him and Lance are still vibing in P14 and 15, hardly anyone has changed positions.

It’s all a bit... static

[Lap 13]: avhaeugh not Pierre and Lance pushing each other off the track 😭 

BOYS

[Lap 14]: Lewis is starting to gain on Verstappen you say???

*dives head first into the sea of delusion*

[Lap 16]: the AMR22 has re-gained tractor status as Lance is being chased down by Alex

[Lap 17]: Alex running on pet power and dreams, lad is SPEEDY

5 sec pen for Gasly’s violence on Lance

“I hope they serve the penalty properly” Hearing this after Bahrain 2023 makes it 11 times funnier

[Lap 18]: And Lance is first into the pits and gets another set of softs

[Lap 19]: “Consider Plan C” I refer back to my comment during Lap 5 🥲

Charles in 2022 🤝 Seb from 2015-2020: Having Ferrari’s braincell

SEB ONBOARD!!!! Still in P14 but idc bc I love him

he’s also 8 tenths behind Zhou

[Lap 22]: still a two second gap between Verstappen and Lewis.

I know I said I didn’t want carnage at the start, but I did want some racing

[Lap 23]: I don’t think anyone else apart from Lance has stopped yet

[Lap 24]: And, here comes Perez for his first stop, for a set of mediums

ouch 5 sec stop

Nicky also pits

[Lap 25]: “My tyres are OK mate” LEWIS????? Are you okay??? Blink twice if you need help

rip “Bono my tyres are gone” 2014-2022

[Lap 26]: and while I recover from my shock Verstappen pits, also softs to mediums

[Lap 27]: Perez having DRS issues????

well they must have been fixed bc he just passed Charles for P5 (though Charles is yet to stop)

[Lap 28]: Anyway Lewis leading his second race in a row, INJECT IT

oh it’s a Merc 1-2!! 2016-2018 me would be so disappointed in me celebrating that avdfuvhu that’s called growth

[Lap 29]: Angela sighting!!!! 

Charles also makes his first stop for mediums

And Lewis pits as well, likely reacting to Ferrari.

Mediums??? So they’re doing a two stop then

[Lap 30]: It is not it’s the hards

[Lap 31]: still loads of cars yet to stop

[Lap 32]: And as I say that Lando pits for the hards

“Lewis is matching Max Verstappen lap for lap” Inject it, tattoo it into the sky, write it out on post-it notes and hand them out to strangers 

[Lap 34]: Ocon next to pit for the hards 

[Lap 35]: Russell joining the one stop for hards party

lol at the order being RBR; Merc; RBR; Merc; Alonso

El Plan intensifies 

Seb watch: HE’S INTO P11 BESTIES!!!!

He’s still yet to stop but I truly do not care

[Lap 37]: oh not McLaren wanting to try Plan C for Dan

I kid you not, I hear Plan X over the radio and I do not trust it no matter the team so thank you so much Ferrari

[Lap 38]: Russell being told to lift and coast at the 150m board for the rest of the race??? W13 intensifies 

argh Perez is starting to catch Lewis, it was a lot of fun while it lasted

[Lap 39]: Seb pits for mediums, and he comes out in P16.

[Lap 40]: Sainz passes Alonso for P5 for some mild Spanish on Spanish violence

ah, Alonso was on his in lap as he’s pitted for hards

[Lap 42]: Ocon with a noice move on Bottas for P10

oh, Bottas is fighting back, MIDFIELD SPICE WELCOME TO THE PARTY

[Lap 43]: “This tyre isn’t good mate” I’ll take that as a ‘Bono my tyres are gone’ resurrection

and followed up by a Bono sighting 🤍

[Lap 44]: Seb up into P14, we’re once again diving into the sea of delusion in the hope of Team Green points

Also Ted timed Gasly’s 5 sec pen with his watch to see if Alpha Tauri timed it correctly asavhaeu

Ted Kravitz for FIA Prez I think he’d do a wonderful job

[Lap 47]: And with Zhou pitting, everyone has finally done at least one stop

the strategy has been all over the place this race, I guess in part to the mix of starting compounds

oh no Lance is the only one two have done 2 stops 

[Lap 48]: Seb watch: P13!!! The hopium is still alive and well folks

“He [Verstappen] is out on the track I promise you” avuheugh you know a driver has been dominating a race when you barely see them on the TV feed

[Lap 49] so Seb is roughly 15-ish seconds away from P10 🤞

Lewis is still having engine clip outs I am no joking when I say I will sledgehammer the W13

[Lap 50]: Cut to Martin Garrix bc there is barely anything happening on track

[Lap 51]: and as I say that Yuki v Dan for P11

THEY TOUCHED

oh dear, Dan almost flipped Yuki

but Seb is up into P12, the racing gods taketh and the racing gods giveth

[Lap 52]: Ah Yuki’s pitting for a new front wing, and the old one does not want to come off

oh no Ted thinks he has suspension damage 😭

Dan you plonker (in this case I do not support his wrongs)

oh no it was sidepod damage ☹️

[Lap 54]: Seb v Gasly v Zhou 🍿

oh wow Dan slammed with a 10 sec penalty.

[Lap 56]: Seb down to P14 and defending from Zhou, this is why we’re self aware about when we go delusional

[Lap 58]: welp I was not aware about RBR potentially matching Seb’s their record of winning 9 races in a row 🥲

okay I’ll let Zhou have P14 bc that was a pretty nice move on Seb

[Lap 61]: oh hello Dan v Alpine

to be fair he’s on the softs and they’re on the hards but he’s ZOOMING

[Lap 62]: 10 laps remaining klaxon

and Dan passes Ocon for P7

[Lap 65]: “Does that look like it’s terminal now? Oh that’s a Williams” Oh Ted

and there stops Fernando

oh it’s a VSC

[Lap 69]: And suddenly it’s 3 laps remaining

Seb still P14, no team green points today 😭

[Lap 70]: and Merc pit Russell to go for the fastest lap

and Dan has somehow managed to pull a 10 sec gap over Ocon so he’ll keep P7 even with his pen

[Lap 71/Finish]: Oh, Verstappen broke the record of most wins in a season huh.

Anyway LEWIS P2!!!!

Taking all the tiny crumbs I can get

And Russell did bag fastest lap at the end, such a drama king

Well... that was... somewhat average. Lewis getting P2 at the start was the most that happened in the top 6 and the midfield spice was very few and far between, though the bits we did get was fun to watch.

So a very straight down the middle 5 front wings out of 10. Next race - Brazil!

[starry-nocturne]

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