Hatchetfield headcanons?
Let’s see…
Holloway has lots of scars from living for centuries and hides them with the jacket. These include:
Lightning scars
Wiggly: sucker/tentacle marks
Pokey: cracks
Blinky: eye like circular pattern. Red vein squiggles at end.
Tinky: hoof print
Nibbly: bite marks
Her accent gets stronger when she’s mad. Same for Duke, but you rarely hear it.
Original name was Holly-May Logan.
The strange carving it’s mentioned she has in Killer Track, is a part of Pokey’s mask.
Ryan Reynolds is the person running against Solomon for mayor. He’s pushing the problematic pooch story because it shows how horrible the town has gotten under Solomon’s rule. You’d think the disappearance of his wife right before he got elected would be a bigger deal, but no, time for our daily Peanuts the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel segment!
The Obnoxious Teen is actually different versions of Pete after an encounter with the Bastard Box. He now lives in a never ending hell of minimum wage jobs.
Grace’s birthday is September 9th, buy a priest a beer day.
The Honey Queen sacrifice takes place on the summer solstice at midnight.
Description of the tree that grew from Willabella: Gnarled roots extend from a bulbous center. No leaves hang from its crown of branches. It is not natural. Nothing grows near it, except the apples that grow for its branches, never ripe and always rotten. A hollow in the center is swarming with spiders whose web spans across it. Several scars are evident from where the Hatchetmen, once they realized their mistake, tried to cut it down. From its branches hand charms of protection and containment that replace old ones of worship. It grows behind the old Waylon Hall, over the sight of Willabella’s execution. Like the Hall, many rumors swirl around it and foolish children often dare each other to touch the bark.
The Blade of Truth that MacNamara uses on the Sniggles is one of multiple PEIP has constructed. With help from Holloway, they were able to harness the White’s energy into physical form. Each Blade requires a secret to be whispered into it as it forms, one no one has ever heard before. If someone tells a lie while holding the Blade, it shatters.
The Foster family are descended from Willabella and a Hatchetman with the last name Forester. Willabella had no love for him and only got pregnant to delay her execution.
The Stockworth family vacations in Hatchetfield because they have connections with the Church of the Starry children. Lucy is not aware if this.
Charles Coven was part of PEIP and went by Carlo at the time.
PEIP has ID numbers based on the Stith Thompson’s Motif Index of Folk-Literature. Basically a collection of a bunch of different motifs in folklore.
Wilbur: D1310.10.1. Magic apple gives supernatural knowledge.
Holloway (Holliway this identity): G220.0.1. "Black" and "white" witches. Malevolent and benevolent.
John: B147.2.1.2. Eagle as omen of victory.
Xander: J1291.2. Theological questions answered by propounding simple questions in science.
Douglas Keane Sr. was an informant for PEIP. Basically, PEIP goes around to various people in professions where the supernatural may be encountered (law enforcement, medical, park rangers etc.) and gives them a little presentation with very vague language about if they seen anything unnatural, or out if the ordinary, to give their office a call. Since Hatchetfield is such a hotspot, Douglas knows a lot more about the supernatural than most informants do and is on first name basis with several PEIP agents. (This is heavily based off a book called The Rook by Daniel O’Malley.)
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Rescue Dragons Masterpost
Series: Rescue Bots Fantasy AU
Part 1: The Eggs
-Prologue
-Are Those What I Think They Are?
-Intrigue
-Like Holding A Thunderstorm
-As Solid And Sure As Stone
-Like A Warm Sunrise and Cool Breeze
-Like Diving in Deep Water
-Feasts and Festivals
-Ceremonial Celebrations
-Die in Order to Live
Part 2: Secrets and Shadows
-To Name A Legend
-Life Goes On
-Old Enemy, Old Enemy
-Shadows of the Past
-Trust With the Soul
-Glimmer from the Shadows
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I've been hyperfixating like a son-of-a-bitch lately, so here's who I think each member of Dethklok would romance in Baldurs Gate 3
Nathan Explosion - Shadowheart, Minthara
Pickles Thee Drummer - Shadowheart, Astarion
William Murderface - Lae'zel, Wyll
Toki Wartooth - Karlach, Gale
Skwisgaar Skwigelf - Shadowheart, Astarion, Halsin
Bonus Dethstaff
Charles Foster Offdensen - Gale
Dick "Magic Ears" Knubbler - The Emperor
Abigail Remeltindrinc - Shadowheart, Halsin
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from the brothels of Paris
to the hardware stores of Pasadena
from balloons
to diamond mines,
from screaming to singing
from blood to paint
from paint to miracle
from miracle to damnation.
Charles Bukowski ֍ "ax and blade." what matters most is how well you walk through the fire (1999)
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Summary: “Let me make you a deal,” Kade told her. “I’m about to take a leap of faith with you. Like a serious leap of faith that will make or break this marriage. If I feel like I don’t trust you after this or you think you can’t love me, I’ll have my father end the arrangement.”
Hayley pursed her lips, looked back at the door, and then up at Kade. “How long will this take? My mother will be gone until late evening.”
“Hopefully not that long,” Kade said hopefully. “But this might have you distracted for a bit.”
Hayley bit her lip and slowly lifted her hand to place in his. “I’ll give you this one chance.”
Kade grinned brightly. “That’s all I need.”
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