#cheers sitcom au

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

Actual sitcom-type FNaF AU for fun—complete with all those audience reactions, too—the gasps, the cheering, etc.

It would involve all of the games—although not exactly in order—but each would essentially get a season, at least. 1-3 is everything from the beginning+FNaF 4 stuff.

S4+5? FNaF 1. S6? FNaF 2. S7+9? FNaF 3 time, etc. Like... the AU does focus on all of the main games and everything. It’s just FNaF but: Typical Sitcom.

You hear that Audience Gasp as The Yellow Rabbit begins luring Susie or something—but it cuts away before anything is actually seen or heard. Mockumentary stuff could be be funny.

The Yellow Rabbit lures, Audience Gasps, and it like... cuts to those talking sections, with people giving their ideas on who just could have caused the disappearance.

And it’s all just quick little things, before it gets to a suspicious Henry—but before he can actually say anything, it cuts to William—and he just has the largest grin on his face ever.

“Oooh, I don’t knowww :)” Audience laughs.

[j4gm]

SPOILERS!!! REFERENCES AND EASTER EGGS IN F&C ep. 1: FIONNA CAMPBELL

Here's a bunch of stuff I spotted. Feel free to add more.

During the anime girl hero dream Fionna mentions Hans Brinker, a character from a novel which introduced speed skating to the United States.

The BMO style alarm clock has BMO's voice.

The ducks that steal Marshall Lee's money look like one-headed versions of the two-headed duck from the original Adventure Time title sequence.

Cheers is a real sitcom. Simon previously sang its theme song in the episode Simon & Marcy, and now it seems to have manifested in the human AU due to his connection with it.

Fionna says "stop acting crazy" to Cake with the same meter as Marceline said "stop acting crazy" to Ice King in the episode I Remember You.

We all spotted this in the trailer but there's a Magic Man hat in this shot. Magic Man's hat was most recently seen being worn by Betty.

The Betty statue also suggests that Simon's psyche has significant influence over this world. The fountain includes frogs, a symbol of change that was previously also used in Temple of Mars. And Fionna mentions the statue underwent renovation twelve years ago, which is the same amount of time that's passed in the prime universe since Betty's amalgamation with GOLB.

It would seem Mrs. Abadeer runs a vacuum cleaner company as well as being Fionna's landlady. And Queenie runs an accounting business as well as the tour bus.

The stickers on Marshall Lee's guitar case are all references to real life punk rock bands. X-Ray Pex = X-Ray Spex, Daikini Kill = Bikini Kill, PM might be a reference to AM as in the Arctic Monkeys. I'm not sure what Las Crudas and Dark Eyes are references to. Perhaps someone more familiar with punk rock can let me know?

In case you were wondering, the credits confirm that this is human genderswapped Fern. It's a bit more obvious now that we can see all her green clothes and backpack, and given what she said about her dreams being super messed up. I'm not gonna go through the rest of the cameo characters in this episode because most of them are pretty obvious or already got figured out when the trailer dropped. That said, if anyone knows who the bus driver is meant to be please let me know.

The sword in the window of this games shop looks very similar to Fionna's sword from the original comic series.

The latte that Gumball - ahem I mean Gary - makes in this scene features PB's swan.

Okay one more cameo mention because I feel like it might become significant later. This is Ice Queen.

Fionna and Cake are dreaming about their apartment block in the credits of this episode, but it has a roof like the Tree Fort and the same little boat with a telescope and parasol.

Episode 2 to follow!

[danjaley]

Links to Simsxolove's CAS CC

(EA Hair Age Conversions, BGC Hair, Accessory hats, some Clothing. Not covered are Sims and Wall-Art.)

This creator is no longer active for Sims 3 and their cc-posts have been deleted. This is a directory to their downloads. There are no previews in this post (it's long enough as it is). There are previews included in the downloads though, and it's mostly EA meshes.

This directory will most likely get updated in the future.

The links called "Dropbox" and "Mega" lead to the original creator's uploads.

Some files are backuped in this SFS folder (by @parystrange), these are named "SFS Pary". Links to my own backup folder are named "SFS Danjaley". This one only has files I couldn't find elsewhere. If any of the links get broken in the future, let me know, so I can provide a backup.

Polygon warning: A user alerted me to high polygon counts on the following hairs: AM IP Wet Mess BGC; CF MSS RoSweet; CF Store Fun Flower. These may have happened by merging morphstates. In general, the meshes are EAxis and therefore within the game's recommended dimensions. For alternatives, see here.

Abbreviations: A: Adult, C: Child, P: Toddler, F: Female, M: Male, U: Unisex. WA: World Adventures, UNI: University Life, SHT: Showtime, MSS: Mastersuite Stuff; BGC: Basegame Compatible; * See polygon warning

Original Dropbox Parent Folders

Hair, Clothes, Accessories (The folders Lots, Houses, Poses and Posters have been deleted)

Individual Sets

Basegame Compatible Hair and unaltered Store Content

(As far as could be found:)

Generations: Mega

University Life: Dropbox

Island Paradise*: Dropbox

Island Paradise Part 2: Dropbox

Late Night Female Hair: Mega

Late Night Male Hair: Mega

Seasons Female Hair: Mega

Master Suite Stuff: Dropbox

Surf's Up Sun and Fun (Store Set): Dropbox

High End Loft Female Hair: Mega

Katy Perry Female Hair: Mega

Decades Female Hair: Mega

EA Hats converted Hair-to-Accessory

"Smoke 'N Mirrors": AU: Side-Cap, Knitted Basegame Beanie / AU+CU: Cat, Back-Cap): Dropbox

Knitted Hipster Beanie: Dropbox

Pompom [Toddler] Hat for AU: Dropbox

"Updated Hats + 2 Bonuses": Aviator (All Ages), Panda (All Ages); AF: Hippie Flower Headband, Bouffant Bun Headband, Mastersuite Bow: Dropbox

"Dehairified Hats for Kids": [Link broken and I couldn't identify the content]

"Hanky Panky" Accessory Hats. AU: Cowboy Hat, Military Cap, French Beret: Dropbox

"Misc": [Set for which I couldn't find the post] AU: Super Skunk Hat, Baker Cap, Baseball Cap, Diesel Cap, Top Hat AF: Mysterium Hat AF+CF: Side Bow; AU+CU: University Beanie: SFS Danjaley

Hair Edit Adult

Katy Perry Cookie Hair Edit (AF): Dropbox (See also here)

EA Hair Conversions Adult to Child and Toddler

Toddler+Child Conversions (Store Hairs. CF: Side Ponytail Chic, Pop Star Hairstyle, CM: The Roaring 20s, Knitted Beanie; PF: Side Ponytail Chic, Killer Curls; PM: The Roaring 20s): Dropbox

"4 Conversions" Store Hairs. CF: Pompom Hat (Panda), The Blake, Pert Pixie, The Alana: Dropbox

"That Boy"/ More Conversions. Hair AM to CM. Store: Duck's Tail, Little Louie, The Duude, AMB: Romantic, SHT: Blown Back Gel; UNI Beanie Loose: Dropbox

"4 More Hair Conversions" Hair AF to CF. SHT: Performer, UNI: Braid Band, Side Pony; MSS: RoBow. Dropbox

"Easy Peasy" Store Hair AF to CF: Bewitching Bun, Killer curls, Wilderness Braid: Dropbox

"Cheeky Monkey" Store Hair Conversions Pt. 2: Store Hair AF to CF: Over Shoulder Braid, Side Swept, Sitcom Style, Valley Girl. Dropbox

"Little Miss" / Store Conversions Pt. 1: Store Hair AF to CF: Braided Band, Hello Angel, Derby Delight, Modern Braids, Bountiful Beret, Dolly Darling, Bound Up Bows: Dropbox | Derby Delight Hat fixed (enabled all 4 channels): SFS Danjaley

"Random EP Hair Conversions Pt. 2". AM to CM. SN: Long Wavy, UNI: Fly Bangs. Dropbox

"Random EP Hair Conversions". AF to CF. SN: Bob Bangs, Princess Hair, Elegance, UNI: Braided Bun, Cheer Short; SHT: Ponytail Emo. Dropbox

"Pastel Crayons": AF to CF. Store: Brassy Lassy Bob, Can't Stop Cool Hat, Fortune Teller, High Bun; IP: Waterfall; MSS: RoSweet*; Basegame: Low Ponytails. SFS Pary |

"Snow Angels": AM to CM and PM IP: Wetmess; Store: Finsout, Loose Curl, Practical Curls (PM). SFS Pary

"Petite Princesse": Store, AF to CF: Dramatic Ponytail, Almost There Hair; CF to PF: Hello Angel, Braids and Roses: SFS Pary

"Snowfall": AF to CF Store: Funflower*, Wavy Bob. SFS Pary

"Toddler Conversions EA Textures": AF and CU to PF/PU Store: Pompom Hat Bear, Wavy Bangs, Wild Bed Head. SFS Pary

Clothing

"Polyamorous": Four edited Diesel Stuff Jeans: Dropbox

Hellokittysailormoon Leggings: SFS Pary

Adventuretime Leggings: SFS Pary

[denny-artsss]

The people crave more human au

(Its me, I'm the people)

Jax: *walks in the kitchen at 3 am. and sees Gangle and Kinger eating cereal. "Oh no, there's a hobo in our kitchen- *rubs his eyes* oh no, it's just Gangle *smirks*

Gangle: *keeps eating her cereal and ignoring him*

Kinger: HI JAX! do you want some warm cereal?

Jax: *sits next to Gangle* Do I look mentally ill like you guys to eat WARM cereal at 3 am??

Gangle: *chuckles* You'll get there.

Jax: Sure will if I keep living with you.

Gangle: You know where the door is.

Jax: *grabs the cereal from Gangle and chugs it down* What is his "majesty" doing here?

Kinger: I can't sleep- Queenie keeps kicking me in her sleep...

Jax: shucks. And why are you awake? *turns to Gangle*

Gangle: cause some idiot keeps kicking me in his sleep, too. *lifts her shirt, revealing a bunch of bruises*

Jax: Oh, i wasn't asleep. You were just bothering me.

Gangle: How was I bothering you?

Jax: you were existing in my presence.

Gangle: *grins her teeth with a forced smile while her eye twitches* quite the opposite. You live in MY house, you free loader.

Jax: Well, aren't you just a sweetheart. *ironic*

Ragatha: *bursts in* OMG GUYS-

*cheering sitcom sound starts playing*

Gangle: *grabs Jax's phone and turns off the sound* I told you to stop doing that!

Kinger: HI RAGATHA! what are you doing here??

Ragatha: Zooble shoved Pomni in a shopping cart, and they fell down the stairs-

Jax: OH GOD! ARE THEY STILL THERE?

Ragatha: YES, I THINK THEYRE BADLY HURT!

Jax: I'M ON MY WAY! *grabs his phone back from Gangle and goes down the stairs laughing and taking pictures* idiots

Pomni: I think I broke my leg-

Jax: Shut up, you're ruining my recording.

*Gangle and the others walk downstairs as Jax films and laughs*

Jax: gonna put this on tik tok. Let me use a funny sound.

*puts the goofy ahh falling sound on the recording and laughs playing it over and over*

Zooble: I think I died and went to hell.

[blazefirefox]

YALL YALL YALL HEAR ME OUT

either for the sitcom au or just a general au, what if Mortimer was commissioned to cheer up Klaus after his father died/disappeared (maybe he was friends with the Krugers? idk), which is when he started drawing Candy Mouse. This would become Klaus's favorite media and will continue to affect his veldigun form???? I don't know just a thought

[foursaints]

saints tell us about your evan/james please 🙏🏼🙏🏼

i have a fondness for loveless/passionless pairings that nevertheless could function as a well-oiled Machine of a partnership... i think it's a dynamic built on Mutually Assured Competence™️.

in the rare instances that james & evan would ever work together on anything (their morals almost never align) i think their specific strengths would complement each other in such a way that they would essentially become Undefeatable. they're Type A & Type B sipping coffee next to each other.... nobody ever wants to play any party game against them ever

passionless, but there would be a genuine respect and persistent faith in the other, like what the trapeze artist feels Knowing their partner is going to catch them. <- they have this safety because there are no risky wild-crazy-stupid feelings of Love involved..

you have to see the evan/james "that's my work wife" corporate office sitcom vision. their personal lives could not be more different but they're always leading projects together and doing extremely well with the combined force of james's people skills & motivational optimism / evan's unforgiving spreadsheets & grim realism. james is always hanging over evan's cubicle because he now finds evan's Creepy Deadpan Autism Stare to be an endearing quirk, and evan humors him because he stopped being annoyed by james's cheerfulness once he realized how useful & exploitable it is.

and i think they would DEVOUR as partners in an x-files au

[aftgficrec]

Do you have anything for settings outside of cannon?? Like au's or completely different universes

(Preferably neil centered but not exactly a necessity)

Ahhh there are many amazing AUs in our fandom, and of course a high percentage star Neil Josten. Generally, canon themes are still woven throughout the stories. Also check out AUs on our tags page where you can explore by theme. -A

a small sampling of AU themes:

single parent aus here

more band aus here

sitcom/romcom vibes here

long no exy aus here

new Hogwarts aus here

staff recs Mermay here

florist/tattoo artist andreil here

andreil enemies to lovers here

some Neil-centric AUs:

famous Neil (no exy) here

Neil as barista/waiter/bartender here

Neil with wings and lots of magic here

Oblivious ace-disaster Neil here

quirky Neil like ‘WUTBF’/‘Quicksand’ here

fics like ‘A Different Matter’ here

‘Neil’s Guide to Stalking Your Neighbor’ here

‘Dear Advice Guy’ here (complete)

‘The bittersweet between my teeth’ here

‘Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger’ here

‘Point Nemo’ here

‘still’ here

‘12 Ways to Woo a Minyard’ and ‘Deadly Affections’ here

Perennial by notyouranswer [Rated T, 11373 Words, Complete, 2023]

Neil downloaded a dating app (at Matt's insistence) to make some friends, but accidentally rejected a stranger right in front of him. Mild chaos ensues leading to conversations over coffee and a walk in the park.

tw: implied/referenced child abuse, tw: bullying

Into The Deep by Fortheloveofexy [Rated E, 21435 Words, Incomplete, Updated June 2023, Locked]

Part 1 of Tales From Foxhole Aquarium 

Neil Josten stares at the large building in front of him, his mouth twisted into a small frown. Yesterday, Browning had handed him a manila folder containing his new name, his new life. Included in that file had been a note, the same slightly crumpled note he’s holding in his hand now, with the name of his new employer. Foxhole Aquarium. Ask for David Wymack.

tw: implied/referenced rape/noncon, tw: implied/referenced self harm, tw: implied/referenced torture, tw: implied/referenced abuse, tw: implied/referenced child abuse, tw: animal abuse, tw: implied/referenced character death, tw: blood, tw: panic attacks

NB: fic art of merAndrew by @fortheloveofexy

Only Fools Fall. by Random2002 [Rated T, 19789 Words, Incomplete, Updated Feb 2023]

Neil tests how faithful his clients partners are. Roland is a client; he's worried about his boyfriend. It isn't long until Neil notices some serious rifts in the relationship he is meant to test.

tw: child abuse

White Hands by doodlingstuff [Rated T, 23308 Words, Complete, May 2023]

Neil's life isn't exactly a life except for Stuart, trying to cheer him up, and his paintings, whenever he's inspired. Andrew's life isn't exactly a life except for his family and his volunteering work, keeping him afloat as the time goes by. When Andrew stumbles into Neil's life unwillingly, both will learn one day at a time that they still have reasons to fight and dreams to fulfill. --- Another take on Artist!Neil and Bartender!Andrew full of soft and fluff.

tw: implied/referenced csa, tw: heavily referenced abuse, tw: implied/referenced child abuse, tw: implied/referenced self harm 

If Neil, Then Fox by AlrightDarlin (WhoopsOK) [Rated T, 12838 Words, Complete, 2023, Locked]

Neil Josten’s machine warns him Aaron Minyard needs his help, but Neil isn’t prepared for the way Andrew Minyard is about to turn his life upside down.

tw: murder, tw: canonical character death, tw: implied character death, tw: drug use, tw: violence

Professor Neil series by HalfpintPeach [Rated G/T, Collection with 2 complete works, updated Feb 2023]

Part 1: Necessary Losses [T, 9783 Words, Complete, 2023] Neil's grad students invite their Exy-obsessed professor out to one of the most anticipated matches of the Exy Season, the Dallas Palms vs the Denver Yellowjackets. Neil is excited to join to watch his husband and one of his best friends battle it out on the Exy court.

Part 2: Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day [G, 3640 Words, Complete, 2022] Neil has one of the worst days and Andrew is able to make it a little bit better. Welcome to my Professor Neil and Professional Exy Player Andrew world! 

I'll be a Brand New Day by especiallythezefronposter [Rated T, 15519 Words, Complete, 2017]

Neil meets a man who looks a lot like his least favorite teammate, Aaron Minyard, and it ends up changing his life. (A Winter Soldier AU, because this fandom deserves a Winter Soldier AU)

tw: self harm, tw: implied/referenced rape/noncon, tw: implied/referenced child abuse, tw: gun violence, tw: blood, tw: murder, tw: nightmares

Unlucky Lies by Winterlynne_Norvic [Not Rated, 26365 Words. Complete, 2019]

Neil hates being a demon. Andrew hates Neil. Their lives are hell, but maybe with each other it doesn't have to be.

tw: graphic depictions of violence, tw: temporary major character death, tw: implied/referenced rape/noncon, tw: implied/referenced child abuse, tw: demonic possession, tw: bullying, tw: assault, tw: attempted rape, tw: blood, tw: murder, tw: car accident, tw: canonical character death, tw: eating disorders

Neighbours series by transjorts [Collection, Rated T, Complete, 2021]

Part 1: Cat Burglar [6393 Words, AFTG Exchange Spring 2021] Neil has settled into his quiet life in Palmetto with a job at Barnes and Noble and a friend called Matt. But someone was breaking into his apartment and stealing his stuffed animals. What kind of fuckery is this?

tw: implied/referenced child abuse 

Part 2: Foxes and Fruitcake [12819 Words] Neil dives deep into Minyard-Hemmick family drama, plays exy and eats fruitcake.

tw: involuntary outing 

You're different than the others by Kml19 [Rated M, 21024 Words, Complete, 2017]

Neil works for the Moriyamas from inside the prisons as a guard, he doesn't think much about his own life, he is just glad that he is alive. That is until he meets a new prisoner that may change how he sees things.

tw: graphic depictions of violence, tw: implied/referenced rape/noncon, tw: implied/referenced murder, tw: assault

NB: inspired by @requiemofkings’ artwork of prison guard Neil and inmate Andrew

Allurement by sundowne [Rated E, 20323 Words, Incomplete, Updated May 2023]

"You think I would use my allurement on you?" "You're not?" - A vampire AU in which Neil needs a new goalie and Andrew needs someone to feed from, so they strike a deal.

tw: blood, tw: implied/referenced abuse, tw: implied/referenced torture

Remember! Proplifting is Shoplifting! by Mystrana [Rated T, 3697 Words, Complete, AFTG Summer Exchange 2022]

Neil works at the garden center. He hates his job. Andrew is an amateur gardener who enjoys tormenting garden center employees. Somehow, he makes Neil's job better.

If You Knew What I Know by interstellarflowers [Rated G, 12361 Words, Complete, 2021]

Neil runs a relationship advice column, and Andrew is a skeptic.

Whiskey Sour by maqicien [Not Rated, 6,870 Words, Complete, 2022]

In which Neil is a bartender and Andrew is the crime lord that owns the bar.

tw: graphic depictions of violence, tw: assault, tw: blood/gore, tw: murder

jellyroot and many other causes of catastrophy series by jeanmorexu (papencuts), papencuts [Rated M, Collection with 2 complete works, AFTG Reverse Big Bang 2019]

Part 1: (a comprehensive guide to princes and knights and how not to acquire jellyroot) [10959 Words] Neil is a young prince of Palmetta. When he was just a boy, he was saved by a mysterious kid from a thug. Neil isn't sure who he is, or why he did what he did. That is, until he sees him again and this time, he's going to get some answers.

tw: homophobia, tw: assault

Part 2: united under kingdom, and unto each other [​​2099 Words]

“Can you imagine what this would do the crown? Backwater boxing matches, associating with drunkards, and criminals… These bruises, Andrew, gods… People are going to think I beat you.” “No one is going to think that. It’s almost assumed that you like me to beat you.”

NB: knight and prince art prompt by @requiemofkings

CVS by anxietycorner [Rated G, 38689 Words, Incomplete, Updated May 2023]

Neil had always worked the night shift alone. A co-worker couldn't hurt, right?

tw: graphic depictions of violence, tw: abuse, tw: child abuse, tw: torture, tw: implied/referenced rape/noncon, tw: ptsd, tw: flashbacks, tw: implied/referenced murder, tw: suicidal thoughts, tw: vomit, tw: alcohol, tw: bullying 

Art

Dirtyhands Neil art by @prince-peachie

spiderman au art by @rainbowd00dles

tattoo artist!neil comic by @jordanshenessy here and here 

the little siren au art by @allfortheslay25, wip 1, pre render

jellyfish Neil au comic by @emry-stars-art, also here

pirate Neil art by @heymrstargazer

winged Neil art by @mistykaru here, here, here, here and here

escaped single father Jean with baby Neil art by @estavs

[divinecomedyproductions]

Fandom Woes: Self-Righteousness of Modern Tragedy

I think I want to explain my case better about my beef with modern tragic/more-bitter-than-sweet fantasy/sci-fi, such as RWBY, Code Geass, and D.Gray-Man and it’s not necessarily the stories in of themselves

It’s the Self-Righteous Martyr/God-Complex of toxic contingent within these fandoms, to me they seem to ultimately not care the message the tragedy and suffering of these stories are trying to convey, but rather enjoy them and flaunt them for their own self-righteous megalomania

And I know that sounds hyperbolic, but it’s the tone, attitude and behavior of these people that give me that impression

For example with Code Geass and RWBY and the tragic deaths of Euphemia Li Britannia, Shirley Fenette, Lelouch, Pyrrha, and Penny respectively

As soon as that happened, many among the fandom would come out and theatrically proclaim the necessity of these tragic deaths, how it is so realistic an shows “thats life”, and brag how ultimately hopeful the stories still are and how it taught them how to be oh-so hopeful despite the odds, and I can see them act that way towards the burden of Allen Walker if the fandom was still active today as it was back then.

In any these cases, these people act as if they themselves were righteous martyrs, prophets of God,Life,Reality, usually the latter two because they claim "that's life" or "that's reality" all in a tone that reeks of holier-than-thou arrogance and vanity...

"Of my virtue, I am justly proud..."

Or worse, they speak with ghoulish glee and bragging about it gives them a feeling of power over these fictional characters as if they themselves are God almighty and it bleeds into how they treat real people who didn't like it by passive aggressively or belligerently belittling, judging, shaming, gaslighting, and sneering at them, implying the worse reasons of their distaste, and tell them to go watch a sitcom or slice-of-life anime or something

Then they are quick to condemn other fictional characters like Suzaku from Code Geass for being such a SOB and cheer on Watts putting Cinder on Full Blast, all while implying themselves to be such better people than both

Then they brag about what story was told with these ideas and concepts to be the end-all-be-all of these concepts in any fantasy/sci-fi epics that have even the slightest tinge of darkness and conflict and, lock them down into little theories, formulas, dogmas, and rule out everything else as a corruption, heresy, or a worthless little parasite, because they themselves are the infallible, all-knowing, and all-seeing “literary experts” who got everything all figured out and everyone else, wether the majority or minority, as peon reprobates.

Which then they pressure onto creatives with less power than them, especially when they disagree. All while they themselves can do whatever they want and do whatever they want with things they are unhappy with because “we know better than you”

I have experienced this expressing my ideas of what RWBY could have been instead, AU and Original work and been told it could only work as a slice of life anymore or a sitcom, or otherwise what I do with this stuff is ultimately meaningless and heresy and spiteful

All while they supported things like His Dark Materials Trilogy which is the Anti-Narnia written by a Atheist who hates CS Lewis and Christianity with a passion because he made the concepts more “interesting”

Or how making a sexy magical Captain Marvel with her own sailor scouts like Kamen America and her Kamen Corps because the creators were unhappy with what was done with the concept of Captain Marvel is nothing but a "Porno Captain Marvel Rip-Off"

while making an evil superman like Homelander and other nasty rendition of superheroes in "The Boys" by a guy who despises superheroes is totally fine because he knows what's the "interesting" end-all-be-all of these concepts.

All these things I describe can be summed up to figures in the Bible, The Pharisees

“They tie up heavy, cumbersome loads and put them on other people’s shoulders, but they themselves are not willing to lift a finger to move them.”-Matthew 23:4

They brag about the virtues and necessity of tragedy at the expense of fictional characters and real people, and boss around other creatives on what they do with this stuff, especially when they are unhappy, all whilst they themselves do whatever they want because they are supposedly so “objective”, they don’t need to follow the rules like everyone else

These prigs will tell others to “broaden their horizons” and give them the benefit of the doubt, but will refuse to give others the exact same courtesy because once again, “We know better than you.”

These self righteous people seem to only enjoy these stories not because of the message the tragedy and suffering is trying to convey, thats just a shield for them, but rather for their moral superiority and the thrill of power over others and being the measure of all things, for they know how life exactly works for specific individuals in specific genres and they know how to carry it out exactly.

They they know with a "G"(gnosis) what's the end-all-be-all of specific concepts in ideas in specific genres and how to carry them out and they alone are the alchemists who can turn lead in to gold and everyone else is subjective and suffer from false consciousness.

In fact, I compare them to Digory’s Uncle Andrew in The Magician’s Nephew who though he could control other people by using their values against them to get them to do what he wants, while he himself doesn’t need to follow the rules, and basked in self congratulation of being a “great magician”

“Men like me, who possess hidden wisdom, are freed from common rules just as we are cut off from common pleasures. Ours, my boy, is a high and lonely destiny.”

And while we’re at it and Code Geass is on the table, let me point to one of the antagonists of Akito The Exiled, Gene Smilas

He was the mentor and surrogate parent of Lelia Macal who sought to bring Europe to a brighter future, often invoking the tale of the venerable St.Joan of Arc.

But when the time came to supposedly save EU, did he bet on his own life like the Saint did?

No.

He decided to position himself as God and Lelia as Joan of Arc, planning for her to die as a martyr for his own gain and become Emperor of Europe, because she happened to be a young lady with good morals who wasn't afraid to fight alongside her troops.

Like Uncle Andrew, Gene was nothing more than a peddling magician, but worse, he saw himself as God who controlled Lelila's destiny all while basking in delusions of righteousness in his quest for power. While Uncle Andrew was at least scared straight by Narnia.

To use a description of the Pharisees from the TV Series Jesus of Nazareth(1977) but slightly tweaked,

He bowed before the Story of Joan of Arc, but violated the heart of it.

And that's why I am so irritable about Tragedy in these kinds of stories, it feels like they are no longer enjoyed out of humility, compassion, truth, goodness, and beauty.

But rather out of pride, vanity, power, cruelty, and moral superiority

and sometimes it tempts me want to write my inspired stories in a way that gives them all the finger rather than for what I saw these ideas and concepts could have been, just so I can give them a taste of their own medicine

I know that's wrong, but these people test my patience, especially when they keep invading other people's spaces, bypass other people's "curations" because "there's nothing subjective about this, I need to correct and educate you", and getting away with this kind of nasty behavior

@beatricehawthorne @vitamaeternum

[chelleztjs18]

Faux Doppelgänger (W.M)

Wanda Maximoff x FemaleAvengers!Reader

Pairing: Wanda Maximoff x FemaleAvengers Reader! ; (Avengers AU)

Summary: You have a surprise costume, hoping that Wanda will eventually like Halloween plus you have a little secret mission to pull off. Will Wanda help you?

Warnings: None, another fluff with Wanda :) some swearing words..

Requested: Yes.

Prompts: 9. "And just what exactly are you supposed to be?"

A/N: Hi again! This is a little late Halloween fic from the requests. I don't really feel confident about this but I really hope y'all like it. I didnt have the chance to proof read this, I got a little busy. Also, let's pretend that Wanda is a lot taller than Nat. Happy reading! Thank you @maximotts for the idea of Wanda's funny line about Nat. Thank you @honey-sweet-hiraeth for giving me idea to add.

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“Detka, are you okay? Do you need my help?” Wanda asks you from your shared bedroom as she hears you are struggling in the bathroom putting on your Halloween costume. “I’m good, Wands. Just stay there. It’s a surprise costume for you.” You refuse her nicely as you keep getting ready.

“Do we really have to go to Tony’s halloween party downstairs, y/n? We can just cuddle and watch sitcoms together. I’ll give you a back rub while we watch them.” Wanda asks and tries her best to avoid anything Halloween related. It’s the third Halloween since you both started dating.

Wanda doesn’t like Halloween. It even makes her grumpy, every single year. Everybody in the compound knows that but have no clue why. You don't either. Until you and Wanda officially dated, she told you why. It reminds her of her childhood in Sokovia and her parents who have already passed. Even Pietro can’t change her mind about the spooky season.

Being the understanding girlfriend you are, you and Wanda stayed in on the first Halloween together. The second year, you managed to have Wanda carved pumpkins together which made the team mates very impressed even though both of you ended up passing the costume party invitation at the Avengers compound.

This year, you have been nonstop but indirectly beg Wanda to consider to come. You just want to show Wanda that Halloween can be a little fun too and you are just trying to cheer her up.

“Oh that sounds really tempting, Wands but I really hope you can go with me, even though for just a little bit. We can come back up here whenever you want, I promise. I just want you to have fun, love.” You reply.

“How are we going there when I don’t even have a costume to wear?” Wanda once again pitches her effort to get away with it.

“Don’t worry, Wanda, my dear. I got it covered and it’s another fun surprise.” You stated. Wanda rolls her eyes. “I know you are rolling your eyes now, Wanda.” Your words caught her red handed. “No, I’m not.” She denied.

“Yeah, right, Wands. Okay, I’m ready. Close your eyes, babe.” excitement wraps your tone as you request. A sigh escapes the brunette ‘s lips and she closes her eyes. “Okay, my eyes are closed now.”

Wanda hears slow footsteps that sound like from a pair of high heels taps. Her forehead creases in confusion and she wonders if she hears what she thinks it is.

She feels your presence in front of her and she hears your voice “Okay. open your eyes, Wanda.”

“Tadaaaaaa! Surprise!” You exclaimed as you opened your arms widely presenting your looks but silence was what you got for a few seconds. Her green eyes observe you from head to toe and back to the top then look at you puzzled. You started to stand awkwardly until she finally broke the silence.

“And just what exactly are you supposed to be?” Her accent shows up when she questions you even though she has an idea what you are or who you are to be exact. The Sokovian witch tilts her head as she is waiting for your answer.

“I’m YOU, sweetheart!” You respond as your hands try to mimic hers when she uses her magic during fights. Her eyebrows jump up and she bats her lashes after she hears your answer.

You gain a mix of confusion and surprise from her. “Those are my suits and boots?”

“Yep. Your suits and boots, not from the store. Except for the wig though, I bought it.” Your answer is followed by a joke. “Yes, I can see that, sweetheart. My hair is better than that.” Wanda plays along with your joke and a little smile curved up on her face.

“There we go, that’s the smile I wanted to see. Well, do I look like you, Wanda?”

Another small laugh forces its way out. “Yes, you do but my hands don’t do that.” Wanda points out your “flaw” on your costume being Wanda Maximoff. “What did you mean? Yes, they do.” You tackle your girlfriend’s comment.

“No. I move my hands like this.” Wanda moves her hands a little and still looks so elegant and, just like that, you float up with red magic wisp wrapped around you. “Wanda, darling. Put me down, please. We need to go to the party soon. If you put me down, I will give a foot massage every night.”

You finally float down and land softly on your feet while Wanda says “Okay, deal. We’ll go to the party.” at the same time. This time Wanda laughs out loud and suddenly you feel that all of your efforts were worth it.

“But, y/n, don’t forget to change the boots. We know that you can’t walk wearing any footwear with high heels. “No, I’m gonna wear these boots to the party. I want to look taller when Natasha sees me at the party later.”

“Taller? Why? You never care about your height.” Wanda looks perplexed.

“Well, I told her about my plan to cheer you up by picking to look like you on Halloween and she laughed. Of course she teases me, like always and she thinks that I will drown in your suit because I’m way shorter than you. She said that I have the same height as her.” You hesitantly lay out your plan to Wanda, worried that she will say no to it.

“What? She is shorter than you and you are not that much shorter than me. Nobody calls you short, except for me.” Wanda squeezes in her own tease about you in her reactions to what you told her.

“Yesss! That’s what I have been telling her. She is shorter than me and you and I are not much different in height. But you know how she is, she won’t admit that I’m right.” You let out what’s on your mind about your best friend’s antics.

“Okay, detka. Let’s prove it to Nat that my girlfriend is taller than her. Where’s my costume?” Wanda smiles. “Yeah, I have it right here.” You walk wobbly and carefully to grab the costume you pick for her for tonight.

Your left hand holds up a suit in front of your Sokovian girlfriend. Once again, you caught Wanda in such bewilderment. “Wait, is that Nat’s suit? I’m confused. Does she know you have her suit?”

“Yes, Wands, it is and no, she doesn’t know I have it.”

“So you steal her suit?” She raises her eyebrows in interest.

“I didn’t steal it. Well, I borrowed it from her…secretly.” You grin awkwardly. “I want you to wear her suit please, Wanda.” your doe eyes look at hers.

“Y/n, it will be too short for me. Oh geez, you got a red haired wig too?” Wanda tries to refuse but gets distracted midway as soon as she sees the wigs you are holding together with Nat’s suit.

“I did. This wig looks exactly like her hair. And, Wanda, that was my point. Her suit is too short for you means she is way shorter than you and imagine if she sees me not drowning in your suit it means—” You ramble out your point and Wanda finishes your sentence “It means that you are taller than Nat.”

“YES! YES! Thank you!" You cheer and lure out a laugh from Wanda. “Okay, I get it. I’ll do it.” With that, Wanda gets ready and both of you go down to the party after.

_____

Both of you are waiting for the elevator taking you to where the party is at. “Ugh, this suit is too short, y/n. It barely covers me.” Wanda complains in soft grunts while her hands are busy fixing the suit that’s failed doing its job. “I know, Wanda. We are just gonna be there for a little bit to tease Nat, have a little drink and we will come up to the room. I promise.” You grab her hands, rub your thumb on the back of her hand and then kiss it right after you respond to her discomfort. Then you kiss her neck gently to tease her and you earn a cute giggle from the sweet brunette.

An AI voice tells you that the elevator has reached your desired floor. The sounds of muffled bass from the party music slowly gets louder and more clear as the door slowly opens. “Come on.” You smile at her as you pull Wanda’s hand gently. Her steps follow yours.

“Oh my god, y/n. There are a lot of people here. This is embarrassing.” Wanda whispers in your ear. “You look cute actually. Your abs look hot too.” You whisper back a reply playfully and her eyes dart at you as soon as she turns her head at you. “Seriously? Right now?”

You saw your teammates hang out in one spot all together and Tony waves at both of you to join. “There they are.” and you join them.

“Hey, guys. Look who decided to come with me tonight.” You greet them as your eyes search for Natasha secretly while you walk carefully.

“Wow, y/n! Look at you struggling in walking with high heels and you brought my sister with you here? That’s huge!! Hi sestra! I’m so glad you are here.” Pietro is the first to greet you and give you both hugs. “Hi Piet.”

“I know, right! I’m so proud of her. Also, these heels are killing me.” You smile at Pietro in pride shortly before you wince from how hard and painful it is walking on heels.

“Hold on, what are you tonight?” Thor asks. You look at him who is wearing a gladiator costume then look at the others. No answer comes out from you but you do Wanda’s famous head tilt then you do her hand gestures.

Instantly, everybody says “Aaaaahh” in realization at the same time. “You are Wanda.” The blonde super soldier guessed his obvious correct answer. You nod. “Wow, Steve, didn’t have time to buy a costume so you just decided to wear your old uniform?” You tease him with your comment and he smiles in embarrassment. “Yep. Guilty.”

“But Wanda, who are you tonight?” Sam asks. “Yeah, witchy. Did you get the wrong size or something?” Tony comments at how Wanda keeps pulling the suit down to cover her body even though she knows it won’t help. “Oh come on, guys. You can’t see who I am tonight? Wanda gives a subtle hint.

“Wait, is that Nat’s suit?” Clint threw out his best guess confidently while holding his laugh at the same time.

“Bingo! So where is Nat? I want her to see this” You exclaimed once more tonight. You look around to find the Russian Avengers. “Well, Nat knows that her suit will be too short for Wanda, right?” Tony adds as he hands you and Wanda shots. “Oh, she doesn’t even know I’m wearing this tonight.” Wanda quickly corrects Tony's words and takes the shot she got from him.

“I feel like there is something more than just a halloween costume going on here. There’s gotta be more than this.” Yelena chimes in her thoughts. “Yep, you are right, Lena.” You acknowledge her statement.

"Y/n wants to prove to Nat that she's taller than her, that's why she wears my suit and I wear Nat's." The Sokovian twin sister explains on your behalf while she is busy with the suit, once more.

The blonde Russian snorts a laugh. "Oh my god! That is so genius! But my sister is definitely gonna kill you, y/n." She warns you while giving you a high five and compliments. Hearing you laugh out loud and seeing how happy you are, all of her discomfort and dislike of Halloween and how short the suit is suddenly disappeared. Now, Wanda is really on board to tease Nat and help you to prove whatever you want to.

"Nat! Come here! You gotta see this! Oh I can't wait to see what's gonna happen when she realizes what's going on." Tony's little wave at Nat led her to join in. “Natasha! Hi! You move closer cautiously to her but you try to hide it with your thrilled greetings at her and give her a hug.

“Oh wow, Y/n. That’s Wanda’s suit?” The redhead looks at you in disbelief. She was internally surprised that you were right but of course being a hard headed she is, she tries to hide it well.

“Uh huh. I told you, I would fit in.” Your ego clearly controls your proud expression and tone.

“It’s still too long for you though.” Natasha still teases you and nonchalantly retorts. Wanda notices and comes to the rescue. “Hi Nat. You look nice in your Poison Ivy costume.” She smiles at the shorter Avengers after she greets her to grab her attention.

“Thanks, Wand– Is that…my suit???” Her eyes rounded, her lips slightly open. The ex assassin looks baffled. “Yeah, it’s too short for me, Nat.” Wanda starts to feel that she is having fun, especially when she watches Natasha’s reaction.

“How did you—Ugh, y/n? Did you steal my suit?” Another question jumped out of Natasha’s lips. “Borrow, to be exact, Nat.” You tackle her accusation even though you know she was right. You love teasing her, you know what you just said will bother her.

“Don’t worry, Nat, we’ll return it to you.” Wanda chimes in with a playful smile and in a little move of her fingers, her crimson magic tendrils wrap around her body. In a blink of an eye, she is no longer wearing the suit anymore but Natasha’s other short dress instead with a long red haired wig now. Still, Wanda has to keep fixing the dress that almost gives up covering her lower upper thighs.

“Ooooohhhh…” Your friends react at the same time. They are all surprised with the change Wanda made. “Wait, are we playing a guessing game now, Maximoff? Who are you now? I swear you look familiar.” Tony asks while he is trying to recall who she is trying to be now.

“Isn’t it Nat’s short black and red dress? Wow, now that short dress is really really short on Wanda.” As soon as Yelena recognizes the dress, it boosts Tony’s memory.

“OH! You are Nat when she disguises as Natalie Rushman! I knew it!” Tony’s loud remark soon followed by the laugh from the rest of the Avengers. Meanwhile Natasha, she is a little embarrassed and her mind is thinking how to get a payback or maybe how to kick your ass.

“Really? Wow, both of you, that was a low move. You guys seriously did all that just to–” Natasha lets out a playful sarcastic response but you interrupt her.

“To prove to you that I’m taller than you?” Yes and it was all worth it. Did you see how short your suit is on Wanda? And I fit pretty well on Wanda’s. So, you are shorter than me.” You tap the tip of her nose gently. Wanda giggles and she can see Nat is trying to hold a smile.

“Awww tinie widow. Smol Natty.” Wanda continues poking fun out of the situation while baby-talk at her and pats the crown of Nat’s head gently as if she is a short little kid. It easily gains more laughter. Natasha knows better than she can’t win against Wanda’s magic so she lets her get away with it.

You are surprised by what Wanda just did and it makes you want to do the same thing. You look at your red haired favorite team mates but Natasha knows you very well and she warns you. “I know what you are thinking, Y/n. Don’t you dare do it or I will kick your ass.”

Of course you ignore her warning and do it anyway, giving her two little soft pats and doing the same baby talks.

“You better run, you little shit.” Natasha gives you the final warning.

So off you go, run from her but you trip a little. You forgot you are wearing Wanda’s boots, once again your girlfriend comes to the rescue. Her magic  from her left hand prevented you from falling, then in a split second the boots changed to your shoes. Her right hand spreads out the magic to hold Natasha from moving.

“There, now you can run, detka. Go! Before Nat kicks your ass.” Wanda instructs. “Oh come on, Wanda! That’s not fair! Let me go..” Natasha demands.

Right when Wanda thinks that you are far enough, she finally lets Natasha go and surely, she starts to sprint as fast as she can to get you. All the other friends can do right now is just shake their head after seeing the usual view of your and Natasha’s “feud”. Everybody is having a good time, including Wanda. She laughs seeing Natasha who is trying to get you while you run or try to hide.

“Well, sestra, Halloween is not so bad, right?” The silver haired Maximoffs asks her. “No, not so bad at all. I love it and I love her.” Her eyes sparkle with joy and such adoration looking at how goofy you are.

A/n: Welp that's all the fluff from me for today. Let me know what you think. Follow me for more and see you in next!

Cheerio!

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CIRCUS FAMILY CHAPTER 1

Sitcom AU

Circus Family is filmed in front of a live studio audience

“Welcome one and all to the house of the Circus Family!” A Strange creature with teeth and eyes for face and human body wearing a ringleader outfit flies into the air. A wire holding him up is clearly visible. “My name is Caine! I’M THE RINGLEADER AND THE HEAD OF THE FAMILY HERE AT THIS AMAZING HOUSE OF WONDERS! And here is my sidekick Bubble!” He pulls off his hat and out of it pops a round inflatable puppet. “Oh, I can’t wait to see the fam and what crazy shenanigans they are up to.” Bubble says with excitement. “Well let’s not wait any longer” Caine replies “Theme song time!”

Music cues in

Flashes of characters being goofy and laughing together begin

“I’ll be there for youuuuuu-”

“-WAIT! That’s not the right. Whoopsie! Wrong show…” Caine exclaims in embarrassment scratching his head/gums. A laugh Track plays at the goofy mishap

New music cues in with a 90s sitcom rock theme

Gangle and Zooble and Kinger too

Ragatha, Jax and there's Kaufmo, woo-hoo

Day after, day after

Day after, day after day we fly

Past the moon and the sun and we don't know why

Suddenly as they are introducing an assortment of wacky characters a young jester looking girl timidly opens the door, seemingly lost and confused. She bumps into a tall purple rabbit that looks like a guy in a mask and stilts in some sort of costume. He falls over landing on all the others causing a bunch of crash sound effects and roar of laughter from the invisible audience.

The Rabbit looks annoyed “Caine! Is this a new main character?” Caine lights up with excitement. “My my a new member of the family. Looks like today's episode is going to be called…”

A title appears out of nowhere

“Fuller house…”

The rabbit interjects “that’s taken”

“um… I mean… er… Jester Round The Family Tree!”

“Cliché” the rabbit remarks with a snicker

“Okay, Jax! Why don’t you come up with a better name on the spot next time? I’m sure you’ll be much better at it than me!” He sounds cheerful but his words indicate sarcasm, though it’s kinda hard to tell. “Huh. Maybe I will smart guy.” Jax responds. Loud laughter coming from seemingly everywhere yet nowhere shakes the building. “that wasn’t even that funny” Jax says calling out the too easily amused audience.

The newcomer was becoming frightened and confused by her new surroundings. “what’s… going on? I turned on some old TV and fell asleep and I woke up in front of this house. How did I get here? Who are you people?” A girl in a yarn wig and a long dress with fake stitches seemingly holding her together attempted to comfort her. “It’s gonna be okay. Just relax” The new girl simply screamed profanity but to her surprise it was dubbed to a different word “ WHAT THE YUCK IS GOING ON!?!” Her face froze in shock and then gave look of confusion. “Now. Now. We don’t use that foul language in my house! This is family friendly show after all” the audience laughs again.

The fearful jester spins in all directions. “Where’s that coming from?!? who’s doing that?!!?” Without anyone answering the questions she tries to get her head straight and calm down a bit. “So… how do I go home?”

Everyone becomes uncomfortable and silent until Jax speaks up. “There is no way home. You’re stuck inside a TV show” he says with very little sympathy. “What?” She responds. And that’s when a strange marionette of parts and shapes, attached to strings hanging in the air suddenly speaks. “Come on Jax. Don’t be mean.” they move up and down by the strings as they speak, parts jiggling a bit. “But he’s right. This is your new home now.”

The jester is very afraid and uncomfortable. “I know what will make you feel better… a tour of the house!” Caine decides. He lowers down on the wire as a cranking sound is heard and grabs the newcomer by the hand to drag her around just above the ground. “Here we have the kitchen! This is where you may create delicious foods as well as delicious memories.” He moves to the backyard. “here’s the yard! There’s an outdoor pool, it’s always sunny, and if you want to engage in a hobby there’s even a garden.” He drags her back through the kitchen to the living room where she first entered and up the stairs. They were now in a long hallway with lots of doors.

“this is the hallway and these are your rooms.” She notices he seems to not be continuing. “Is that it?” she asks nervously. “Well it’s not exactly a mansion but there is an attic…. We don’t go in the attic…” he got very serious for second and a bit ominous. “But, I’m sure you won’t have any reason to go up there anyway!” He beams back into his cheerful charismatic tone. He brings her back down to the living room where no one has moved. A tiny woman with a red dress and red ribbon and white costume makeup on her face resembling an opera mask cries staring down at her broken glasses on the floor. “they broke my glasses again!”. She stands next to a man in a king outfit with a fake mustache playing chess by himself on the couch. He's wrapped up in a blanket partially over his head. He moves a chess piece before abruptly swiping everything off the board. “ugh! I lost again” The laugh Track went off.

“Now to other business, like your name” Caine said pointing to the newbie. “Ughhhhh…. Wait a minute I can’t remember my name!” The audience the gasps. It was the first time they’d done something other than laugh. “No one can remember their names when they come here but we can come up with a new one for you!” suddenly the jester notices she is behind a podium seemingly on a game show. Caine is in a fancy new getup. “Alright everyone it’s time to play…” the audience finishes the sentence “WHATS MY NAME!” the title appears in bright lights. The audience applauds and cheers. “Alright contestant! Spin the wheel!” A colorful wheel with question marks on each piece stands before her. Cautiously she gives it a spin. It spins around and around until… it lands on a blue piece. That’s when the question marks turns into letters formulating the name Pomni.

“What do you think of the name Pomni?” Pomni scratches her head. ”I guess…” she replies unsure. “Great! You know what? I think now's a good time for a life lesson!” Caine announces. Pomni suddenly realizes she’s back in the living room with everyone. “Today’s life lesson will be learned… as the new kids in school! Today you will all be going to school and learning first hand what’s like to be the newbie like Pomni and Pomni will learn that she’s not alone like she thinks” Caine winks. “Wait what?” Pomni questions after that remark. “Caine now get your bags and your notebooks and your number 2 pencils cause class is in session!” the walls around them fall like cardboard and new walls rise with new furniture growing out of the ground to create a classroom. “Have a wonderful experience!” He shouts with pride before being lifted by the wire with the cranking sound going off. Slowly he rises but disappears out of sight.

Pomni’s eye twitches as she tries to process what just happened. “What was all that?” She asks. “Oh just one of Caine’s life lessons. There just something to give us a taste of real life to keep us from…. Ugh… going insane.” The woman dressed like a doll explains. “I’m Ragatha by the way. I guess we need to go experience the first day school?” the strange Marionette scoffs. “Ugh… why school? This is yucking stupid. I’m outta here” but before they could leave a large beefy child comes over with a trash can and shoves them in, carrying them away. “Ha ha!” He laughs as he runs away. “Oh no! Zooble got bullied on their first day” Ragatha gasps with concern. “Oh too bad so sad” Jax yawns not surprised when the audience found that particularly hilarious. “sheep” he coughs under his breath earning another roar of giggles and laughter.

“I just realized Kaufmo hasn’t met Pomni yet. He wasn’t here today… that’s strange. We better go check up on him. Hey Kinger! You wanna visit Kaufmo!” Kinger is no longer on a couch but in a dunce box cowering in the corner. “Not particularly. Last time I saw kaufmo he looked kind of off. He talked about going into the attic.” Pomni had wondered about the attic. “But wait! Maybe that means the attic has some way out” Pomni argues. Pomni didn’t like the way everyone stared at her like she was crazy. “Or maybe you’re as crazy as he is!” suddenly a little boy appears with a basketball and bounces it on Jax’s head. “Ha ha!” he points before running away. “alright I’d had enough of these little brats! Let’s send Gangle and Kinger to go play hero and rescue Zooble while you, me, and Pomni go check on Kaufmo” So the team was now split. Pomni was coping the best she could while wondering about the attic. Kinger and Gangle, an interesting duo, were off to stand up to some bullies, and the rest of them were navigating the halls of lockers trying to find their way back to the rooms.

“Oh my! Questions need to be answered. Will they be able to find Kaufmo? Will Kinger and Gangle be able to rescue Zooble? Will Pomni learn a valuable life lesson? Will Jax come up with a better episode name next time? Find out next time right here on Circus Family!!!” Caine salutes you goodbye for now.

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Flufftober Day 13: Wrong (...) featuring Time, Warriors, Sky, and Wind

This is the debut of by modern AU! It's inspired by the 1980s TV sitcom Full House. Series summary:

Time, a recently widowed father of three, enlists the help of Warriors, his brother, and Sky, his best friend since childhood, to help raise his three children: Twilight, Wild, and Wind. They live next door to Legend and Ravio, who are foster parents to two children, Hyrule and Four. Shenanigans ensue.

(Spoiler: Time's first partner was not Malon. She comes later.)

Summary: Baby Wind calls Warriors his dad. Time, his actual dad, tries not to be upset about it.

455 words, fluff and very mild angst.

Also, Sky uses he/she pronouns here. Everyone else in this snippet is he/him (for now hehehe)

“Dada!” Wind said, little hands grasping toward Warriors.

Warriors, Sky, and Time froze. 

“Uh,” Warriors said, nervously glancing between Wind and Time. Time’s face was blank as he stared at Wind. 

“No, no, I’m Uncle Wars!” Warriors said. He turned Wind around to face Time. 

“That’s your dada!” Warriors said. Wind gurgled and stuck a fist in his mouth. 

“Heh, babies. They don’t know anything,” Warriors said, pulling Wind back to rest on his hip. Wind giggled. 

Sky reached his arms out for Wind. “Yeah! He’s probably just making noise,” Sky said. 

Sky took Wind and rested Wind on her hip. 

“Dada,” Wind mumbled, hands darting into Sky’s hair. 

“Uh,” Sky said. He felt her face go bright red, and he glanced up at Time. “Sorry, kiddo, that’s not me.”

Time sighed and held his hands out for the baby. “It’s alright.” 

Sky handed Wind to Time. Time held Wind closely against his chest and gave him a small smile. 

“Hi, Wind,” Time said. “I haven’t been around much lately, have I?” 

Wind blabbered nonsense and hit his fists on Time’s chest. Warriors and Sky exchanged a sympathetic look. Time’s smile fell and he shook his head, hugging Wind closer to his chest. 

Footsteps thundered down the stairs. Twilight and Wild gleefully ran across the room and skidded to a stop in front of Time. 

“Dad, look! Uncle Wars bought us these!” Twilight said. 

He and Wild spun in a circle with their arms up, showing off their new outfits. Twilight’s outfit was a pair of stylish overalls on top of a striped shirt. Wild’s was a bright pink, knee-length dress with glitter and sequins. Time could see himself cleaning up the debris of the dress for the foreseeable future. Time felt Twilight’s words worm their way into his heart. Dad.

“You two look great!” Time said. He handed Wind to Sky and knelt down in front of the kids, putting a hand on each of their shoulders.

“Seems like I missed a fun day,” Time said. 

“It’s okay dad,” Twilight said. “We know you have to work.” 

Time felt his heart break. His little boy shouldn’t have to be so mature. Time ducked his head for a moment to pull himself together. He looked back up with a wide smile. 

“How about we go out tomorrow, just the four of us?” Time said. Wild and Twilight’s faces both lit up. 

“Yeah!” Wild cheered, then pounced on Time for a hug. Twilight joined in, wrapping his little arms around Time and his brother. 

Time held them close and let his cheek rest on Wild’s messy hair. He might not be around as much as he wanted, but at least his boys knew they were loved.

@flufftober

[foxydivaxx]

One Piece Actor AU

Gonna cover the rest of the cast here

-This cast see each other as family

- Luffy is a former child actor turned bona fide movie star

-Nami is a model and actress

- Robin is an actress as well and starred in a couple of teen sitcoms

- Usopp is a rapper and dancer

- Brook is a member of a rock band named Bones And Groove

Chopper is also a child star and he and Luffy both appeared on the show Golden Kids

- Franky is a former bodybuilder and basketball player

- Nami and Luffy started dating as of Season 1. People did not find out until Season 3

- Luffy has naturally curly hair (similar to Inaki)

- Robin confronted Sanji and Zoro over their secret affair once she joined the cast. At first they both denied it but after some grilling, they both ended up admitting to it. This happened before Sukuna would confront the both of them

- Luffy is a lot more handsome and matured in real life

- The gang often hang out during filming and even when the cameras are not rolling

- They all support each other’s projects

- When Doflamingo joined the cast, he and Sanji had a good laugh since he is Sanji’s mentor

- During the filming of season 1, they went for karaoke. Sanji’s inner pop star came out as he performed as his band’s song. The others were cheering him on and Zoro was just watching him with the biggest smirk in place

- Everyone has taken turns wearing Luffy’s straw hat

- Usopp keeps breaking the catapult

- Zoro had a tough time fighting with three swords l

- Sanji trained for 6 months in martial arts training. His background as a dancer helped with his flexibility

- The cast and crew host Halloween parties every year.

- Everyone does Aogiri dance moves. Yes including Zoro

- Luffy makes everyone laugh on-set

- Luffy is the closet to his character personality-wise

- Sanji and Zoro always have sex on set to the point where the cast always joke about it

- Whenever the cast do an interview, everyone is always clowning around

[yulgurr]

modern sitcom family au where these guys live together is so important to me

now i will talk about them and what they are doing in Yurei's house

Yurei in this au owns the apartment. She is an officer at hoshido police department, and is doing pretty well financially actually. She lets these guys rent the rooms in her big cool apartment. She's also a single mom, Yukika is in 1st grade!

Melissa is not the most approachable of these. She had a fight with her father and ran away from her family, and this is as much as she revealed. She rarely leaves the apartment, but somehow makes money (secretly an heir to a big company). She also pays for Agathe and Lounn's rent because "kids should not worry about stuff like this" so they tolerate her.

Agathe has been kicked out and was just in need of a place to live that was cheap and close to his high school and a part-time job. He is best friends with Lounn! And they both are in their last high school year.

Lounn is a prep girl, a cheer captain but she goes to a different high school than Agathe. She moved out as soon as she could because her parents were too silly. She treats this as a test drive into adult life.

Camille is here to attend Garreg Mach University, and is too scared to admit to her dad that there was an error in the dorms, so she quietly moved to Yurei's place and is planning to cut off her family.

Theo also attends Garreg Mach Uni. He seems to have more ties to Yurei than everyone else. He was once abducted and is trying to find his mother, Yurei helps him with that and monitors if anyone reported Theo missing. Theo's also making a living by making "pov your boyfriend drops 15 metal pipes asmr" videos

Yully is just. there. she never leaves her room. she draws. ok she leaves her room to eat, but thats it. hedge is fine

BONUS agathe's fashion sense and this venn diagram

[blood-official]

“I want a latte, without milk. NO NOT AN AMERICANO A LATTE WITHOUT MILK” And Rollo has to be dragged away from the register

Rollo:

[ID: a clip of the song Berzerkermode by Feuerschwanz of just the lyric "Berzerkermode: on!"]

also, side note, I've started to think about the coffee shop au as a Cheers style sitcom. in my head there's a laugh track when he tries to jump the counter and four of his coworkers have to hold him back

@obsessingoverthesillies

[digitalstowaway]

90s sitcom au

Lan Qiren takes care of the boys a lot even before their mother dies, and sometimes they get really down when they can't see their parents.

He tries cheering them up one summer but he just doesn't know what to do. He doesn't know how to raise kids. A co-worker is like oh you have kids? Take them to see E.T. while it's in theaters. It's a really heartwarming story.

So he does. It's 1982. Wangji is 3. Xichen is 5. They both sob in the theater.

[sharkchan12]

Sitcom au (episode 2)

Eyes, moloch, Dexter, and Bob order a pizza

*intro plays with iconic music*

*it starts*

Dexter, moloch, and Eyes are watching TV until they heard weird noises coming from the other side of the room

Moloch: "What's Bob up to right now?"

Eyes: "Don't you know what day it is?"

Moloch: "It's Friday, so what?"

Eyes: "Not just any Friday it's-"

Before Eyes could finish his sentence Bob then proceeds to run into the living room and scream

Bob: "IT'S GAME NIGHT FRIDAY"

Bob says while carrying a bunch of board games and game controllers

*crowd cheering sound effect plays*

Eyes: "We do this once every month on a Friday, remember?"

Dexter was upset with that answer, he hates game night Friday, he loses every game they ever played

Meanwhile Moloch was excited with that answer, he won most of the games last month, and wants to beat Dexter again

Bob puts down the board games

Bob: "Which board game should we start off first?"

Moloch: "Shouldn't we order some food first before playing?"

Bob: "Oh you're right, silly me"

*laugh track plays*

Bob: "All right then I'll go order a pizza"

Bob picks up the home phone

Bob: "What kind of pizza do y'all want?"

Dexter: "Anything but pizza hut, that pizza was so flavorless last month"

Moloch and Eye nod their heads, agreeing with Dexter

Moloch: "Lets try papa johns"

Bob: "NO THANK YOU I hate John, he shot me multiple times"

*laugh track plays*

Dexter: "OK LETS GET LITTLE CAESARS, I DON'T WANT TO SIT HERE ARGUING ABOUT THIS FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT"

Bob: "OK THEN DAMN YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL"

*another laugh track plays*

Bob then proceeds to call Little Caesars

Rick picks up the phone

*crowd cheering sound effect plays*

Bob: "Hello, I would like a large cheese-"

Eyes, moloch, and Dexter looked at Bob in confusion

Moloch: "WE ALWAYS ORDER PEPPERONI, WHY THE SUDDEN CHANGE?"

Bob: "Well I don't like pepperoni anymore, no toppings isn't going to hurt anyone"

Eyes: "No toppings are boring, I'll rather have pineapples on it than just plain cheese"

Dexter: "YOU'LL WHAT?!"

Eye: "I NEVER SAID IT WAS GOOD"

*laugh track plays*

Moloch wasn't having it so he went up to Bob and tried taking the phone but it ended up being a tug of war over the phone

Eyes was on Molochs side and grabbed Bob so Moloch can have the phone to order

Rick: "Hello?"

Moloch (with his deep demonic voice): "Can you change that order?...yeah yeah I'll like a large pepperoni pizza…

Moloch decided it'll be funnier to torture Bob with more meat

Moloch: "yknow what I'll also have it with bacon, beef, sausage, and ham"

Moloch hangs up the phone

Bob was flabbergasted

Eyes lets go of Bob while everyone judges him

Dexter: "You never even eat the pizza, why are you crying?"

Bob: "You wouldn't get it"

Dexter: "Whatever just go and pick up the pizza"

Bob: "Can someone at least come with me"

Dexter and Moloch: "NOT IT!"

Eyes led out a big sigh as he went with Bob to the car

Once they left Dexter and moloch looked at eachother

Dexter: "Yknow I'll actually prefer to have the cheese pizza"

Moloch: "Of course you do, you think pepperonis are too spicy for you"

Dexter: "NO I DON'T"

Moloch: "YOU PROBABLY THINK BANANAS ARE SPICY"

*laugh track plays*

Dexter and Moloch started to fight (think of those cartoons where there's a crowd of smoke in front of the fight)

We then cut back to Eyes and Bob going to get their pizza

Bob: "Stay in the car, I'll call you when I need you"

Bob gets inside the Little Caesars

he had to duck to get inside the building, the doors were too small :(

Bob: "Hello, I ordered the big meat thing"

Rick: "You have to wait another 10 minutes sorry"

Bob was flabbergasted

Bob didn't know what to do, but the first thing he needs to do is stress eat

Bob went outside the Little Caesars and found a random jogger passing by

Bob then proceeds to eat the jogger like a rabid zombie

He gets back in the car with Eyes while eating a leg

Eyes: "WHERE'S THE PIZZA?"

Bob: "Our pizza wasn't hot and ready, we have to wait another 10 minutes"

Eyes was flabbergasted

Out of anger, Eyes got out of the car and ran into the Little Caesars

Rick noticed Eyes outside the window

Rick: "I quit"

Rick got out of the building before Eyes started to destroy everything and killed every non spooky month character

Meanwhile we cut back to Dexter and Moloch fighting

They stopped their fighting and noticed something on the news, it was Eyes

Moloch: "Well that just happened"

*laugh track plays*

Eyes and Bob came back but instead of the one pizza they ordered it was multiple pizzas they were carrying

Dexter and Moloch may have caused a mess in the house but they were overjoyed with the pizzas

Eyes: "WHAT DID YOU LITTLE PILES OF FLESH DO TO THE HOUSE?!"

Dexter and Moloch started to point fingers at each other and argue

Bob was not happy with this game night Friday and begins running into his room crying like a pissed off teenager

Everyone followed him into his room

Dexter: "WHY ARE YOU CRYING SO DAMN LOUD?"

Bob: "This game night Friday is horrible, first the toppings, then the pizzas, now the living room is ruined"

Dexter: "I mean you kind of started it with the no toppi-"

Eyes smacked Dexter in the face to make him shut up

Eyes: "I mean I did kill a lot of people, I actually saved up some body parts for you to eat"

Bob: *sniffs* "Really?"

Eyes: "Yeah and we can clean this place up tomorrow"

Dexter and Moloch didn't like cleaning but didn't complain

Bob was now jumped with joy

Bob: "SO THAT MEANS WE CAN FINALLY PLAY OUR GAMES NOW"

Everyone was now excited (and by everyone I mean only Bob and Eyes)

They all began to play their game (jackbox party pack games)

They ate their pizzas while Bob was drinking

Dexter: "The pizzas are cold"

Bob: "I told you they weren't hot and ready"

Bob said while looking at Eyes

*laugh track plays*

Moloch: "We should've ordered at an Italian restaurant instead"

Dexter: "Well you should've suggested it when you had the chance"

Bob: "Speaking of Italian pizza, did you know that margherita of savoy, the queen that the margherita pizza was named after, before dying, fell in a comatose state that made her unable to speak or move"

Everyone looked at Bob

*laugh track plays*

*iconic outro music plays*

The End