#cheers to chaos

[hermioneismyrealname]

Can't believe this hasn't been done yet...

If I had a nickel for every time Fort beat up a character who deserved it and the fandom collectively hated, whilst being realistic with the punches and being hot doing so... I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's GREAT that I have two.

[hermioneismyrealname]

It's why I eat those creatures even though I'm (mildly) allergic. Perhaps I could get a taste of what kind of existence they are privileged to experience. They see light in so much darkness. If only humans were that capable. They hear and listen better in complete silence. Perhaps human already do but pride and ignorance rule over them. The tiniest shrimp could be feeling so much more than the average human yet here we are allowing apathy dictate our actions.

What would the world be like if we could be as selfish as they are. (Pun intended)

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

[the-drabbling-idiot]

"When did the dragon ever die from the venom of a snake."

When the dragon wanted to feel just as small... when it wanted to hide and shield itself from the hunt. Where the dragon sought safety in its small brethren. Like dragons, they were scaled, colourful, and agile but not as often killed. The dragon pleaded and begged to hide, and the snake lied. The dragon could not sink in the sand nor under a rock. It had to be a cave which was too easily found by those with heavy armour and sharp swords. "Hide me please," the dragon cried. "Take my bite and close your eyes. You will not see them. They will not see you." The snake smiled. The dragon could not offer anything in return for this kindness, and let the venom take. And so it was the snake who killed off the dragons, letting them fall into myth instead of a fate so unkind.

[hermioneismyrealname]

Cackling my arse off because I saw this and thought, "oh must have been like 5 years ago"...

Lo and behold, 3 days ago.

[the-drabbling-idiot]

My favorite part of a kiss?

The part where I'm caressing their face close as they kiss me with everything that they've got. Tender. Soft. Rushed and all-consuming as they love me, breathing life back into my barren lungs.

The moment where I smile against their lips and they lift me up. I could wiggle in their arms until fits of laughter escape me, and yet I remain in their grasp, in their hold as we sink together again.

The second after, when we realized what we've done and we realize we don't care. That everything is insignificant, purposeless and ridiculous, and just perfect as our very strange worlds collide again.

My favorite part... that it happened anyway.

-Hexira

[hermioneismyrealname]

HOOO IF MICHAELANGELO APPEARED AT MY SIDE I WOULD WHIP OUT MY LIST OF QUESTIONS!

How to con the rich and stupid into buying fascist art that is actually anti-fascism?

Is complaint poetry profitable?

How to keep calm against idiots with stupid questions?

Manage spite into productivity: step by step

What is one more insult you would added into your art should you have the chance?

But I would respect it if he didn't want to answer these

the idea that it’s ‘creepy’ to interact with things posted a long time ago is so terrible for artists and contributes to the pressure to be constantly creating new work, at an unhealthy and unsustainable rate. I hate it so much.

[hermioneismyrealname]

hehehe I just thought of something awful (spoilers btw)

What if the last scene where the sword is driven through his sapphire eye...where Aemond dies and sinks into the water, it is Lucerys that holds him. Either in comfort. Or weighing him down in his final moments with guilt. Finally, he smiled and faded to the depths of the ocean.

*inserts maniacal cackling*

[hermioneismyrealname]

Dearly beloved,

Today, we say goodbye to sneezgasms, ungodly levels of psycho with a dash of delulu, mek jirapat's phenomenal acting, and a vague unhelpful wise guy. We gather here in all our differences to remember our one common belief. Damn, Joe has it rough. Perhaps finally, he WILL catch a break. As for Ming, may he finally put to rest, the bat, the handcuffs, and no longer have the need to use his manipulative meow meow stare.

I hope Pepzi and everyone involved gets the recognition they deserve for this pure masterpiece and bring together a fandom for Friday's just to collectively suffer with the beautiful story. We should not feel upset over the end but rather remain hopeful that another author like Shui Qian Cheng and alittlebitxh will have a chance to shine and tell their story.

Until next time, you wacky ass plot!

[patchworkgargoyle]

Steve would be an absolute menace (pun intended) with the fake, clunky, plastic lightsabers that start being sold when the Star Wars prequels come out.

He doesn't get one for himself, he steals one of Eddie's or Dustin's and twirls it in his hand before he whacks someone with it. The only people free from his viscous lightsaber attacks are Max and Erica.

Yes, this does devolve into Steve, Eddie, and the Party having giant lightsaber battles in somebody's backyard. Eddie has Darth Maul's double-ended one and smacks himself in the face with it more than he hits anyone else.

[hermioneismyrealname]

*inhales*

*deciding*

*sigh* what's the point.

I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless!

But I can already hear the Al haters out there!

"Al isn't original!" No shit, Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al.

"People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks.

"Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually appreciate Al?

I think you all need to apologize to Al right now!

APOLOGIZE TO HIM

APOLOGIZE TO WEIRD AL RIGHT NOW!

[hmsdoodlin]

(168) Bad influence

[indrawzcord]

shout out to yasammy for inventing yuri >_<

[hermioneismyrealname]

I don't know if this has been done yet

And I would like to thank @planetsnakes for the lovely reminder. Please take this meme (that I made) as your gift. Muah

[rubbish78]

you're at the mall and this goth chick keeps staring at you (x)

[swan2swan]

I had an epiphany about ships today.

[wikihowhowtoexist]

wait wait since the dark chao and hero chao are technically canonically lovers (assuming this because of Amy's fortune cards) , and they're with sonic and shadow, could that mean... 🤨🏳️‍🌈⁉️

The card in question btw