#ive been on this hellsite (affectionate)

[clowninacollar]

Moments from the Apocalypse Calypso Tour!

[schrodingers-hoarding-problem]

tumblr users are culturally supernatural fans the way americans are culturally christian

[hermioneismyrealname]

*inhales*

*deciding*

*sigh* what's the point.

I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless!

But I can already hear the Al haters out there!

"Al isn't original!" No shit, Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al.

"People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks.

"Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually appreciate Al?

I think you all need to apologize to Al right now!

APOLOGIZE TO HIM

APOLOGIZE TO WEIRD AL RIGHT NOW!

[malka-lisitsa]

Well look at that it's 2024, and my new years resolution is to stay an unbothered icon queen, and hope the hater's die mad. But I also thought I'd take a second to shout out to the people who make the shit show of a year 2023 bearable, and even enjoyable in some cases.

As trash as the rpc has a tendency to be there are still a lot of you that make this place more than worth it. I clearly cant shout out to all 900 something followers but I can highlight some of you. If you're not listed don't worry I still appreciate you immensely for being here, these are just the people that have really impacted my time here so far.

@hybrid-royalty-main Damon you piece of shit, I hate you the absolute most, and I'm so glad youre here with all the boys tbh. You bring such a unique quality to each one of them. Especially were-jer, it has been an absolute HOOT watching you take on the challenges of a teenaged were pup.

@baby-royalty My sired child with loyalty so unwavering you make the sire bond in the show look tame lmfao. The universe pulled us together the second I stepped foot into this hellsite again and I have enjoyed watching you grow into the person and writer that you are now. I'm proud of you.

@klaeus Kiki I adore you sm, you and your knock off brand doppelganger and scruffy mutt hybrid (affectionate) I love talking about the show and dynamics and honestly just about everything with you. You try, and thats more than most people do for me. Plus your grafics are just chefs kiss.

@multi-royalty Maddie this is like 3 years we've been besties, the caroline to my Elena. I've loved watching you branch out into new circles of friends and grow as a writer. You're absolutely killing it.

@ofcrossrcads Cribby, my darling I adore you. You are simply the sweetest, and keeping you here aggressively as my friend was one of the best things ive done in my life. I am always right here if you need me for anything <3

@petrovawitch Kenz, Katherine says fuck you for bringing her pain in the ass sister back- but im really glad you did. We adore you both even if we're spicy at times bc you know were brats hehe

@havvkinsqueen / @stanfordprepped My fellow digidestins, I am so happy to have met you. Both of you are just pure goodness spun into a little ball of sunshine. Honestly the most supportive people ever, the RPC needs you desperately. Just please remember that I have your back just as much as you have mine. We digidestin gotta stick together. <3

Ok ok ok I cant shout out to literally everyone individually so these people also are super important to me and have made my experience here this year amazing, thank you for all you do-

@langdhon@ravenskeeper@salvatoraes@sarcasticsnackpack@sithdestined@nexusvcrti@ofvalor@imundus@brokenbrxther@loyaltylanced@spellsigns@ruinedmyself@ravmalakh@touchedbydestiny

[morningbloodystar]

Well if it isn't the infamous Hellsite.

Might as well introduce myself, though you humans do have severe trust issues. The number of times I need to prove my identity, honestly...

Lucifer Morningstar, The Devil, Former King of Hell (the current one is Jesus. Don't ask me how - the one thing I try not to question is the good fortune I get), whatever you wish to call me, really - and by this I mean official titles, not nicknames - most definitely not at your service. For that, visit my nightclub, the Lux.

If you wish for me to adopt you - quite a trend, I must say - do fill this up, simply so I may know the latest addition to my gremlins (affectionate).

Credit to @lady-without-name for the idea and the wonderful implementation, as goes the credit to my child @violet-yimlat for the official Morningstar Crest.

[ hi y'all im ro (admin) ,, she/they ,, and honestly ive been following along certain rp threads for such a long time I kinda wanted to take part myself so here it is + i saw lucifer sometime back and bcs of wish fulfillment don't want him to leave his family :[

minors pls pls pls interact with caution cause y'all know him, lucifer is a hoe (affectionate) and will not hesitate around mature topics

[ oh also i made an alt @maze-of-bad-bitches bcs mazikeen. and @three-surnames bcs TRIXIE BABY! and @real-and-imaginary For The Echolore. if you wanna see me rp as my own (lucifer's) child, and also my general account, it's @tujhse-raabta. i have adopted too many kids to count, but KEEP EM COMING LOVES, LET LUCIFER AND CHLOE BREAK A WORLD RECORD ]

timeline is a bit wonky, but I'll provide comprehensive lore eventually (once it exists), and feel free to ask if anything is confusing y'all! i love to interact, and probably will butt into most rb chains, tho timings are a bit sketchy (i follow indian standard, but i do get a bit busy coeldls) but pls don't hesitate to tag/ask/interact with luci,, he's sweet I promise 😭 also we encourage all the sillies in this household. THROW THE SILLIES AT ME I KNOW YOU HAVE IT IN YOU!!

also i am SORRY if I respond to your mention/rb after decades 😔😔 i promise I see it all and Will Respond im just a slow typer + executive dysfunction

either way ty love y'all so much<33 ]

[invece-sto-sdraiato]

I was always meant to be a tumblrina. I love supernatural and sherlock bbc (sadly never watched doctor who though) i was always so very crazily attached to my hyperfixations since 2019 (i will not elaborate on the fandom I was at that time) ive wanted to rant about tv shows and whatnot to people so badly that I used to pester my brother. Never been normal about songs either. So yeah. Also I’m extremely introverted, if that proves anything.

Pls don’t take offense at anything i said, i meant it affectionately and I love this hellsite <3

[whoseafraidofliloleme]

Tumblr is eating my asks it's so bad 😨🤕🤕🤕just to check did u get any other asks in your inbox by me

I just saw the last ask you sent so thats been answered and now this one... Tumblr really is that hellsite [kinda affectionate kinda derogatory] Since Ive got u here, thoughts on How You Get the Girl.... And even Hold Your Peace if you have any 🥹🥹🥹.

[gracethefoundfamilyfan]

ok so quick thing the tumblr app says I have no messages but the computer browser says i have 19 but i cant see them so if any of those are not spam and someone thinks ive been ghosting them im rlly sorry id answer if i could but we're on a hellsite (affectionate)

[scrubthingsarchieved]

For the twitter people coming over from the musk-pocalypse wondering how etiquette works here on tumblr or some shit

Rlly just be nice. That's it. Don't be an ass.

Also be openly cringe.

[snixx]

tumblr is going back to how it used to be:) (home)

[creeplanternty]

time to finally join tumblr, after years of enviously watching from every other hellsite

[unimportantweirdo]

i fear i'm going down the rabbit hole that is aromantic identities

[enniewritesathing]

Check in Tag

I wasn’t specifically tagged but I saw @chelseasanidiot​ did it and uhhh yeahhh

1. Why did you choose your url?

This used to be a OC writing blog and I did write some things but then it turned into a simblr... I just kept the name because I Do Writes A Thing

2. Any side blogs? If you have them name them and why you have them.

This is the side blog 🤪. I had a NSFW one for ref, inspiration and the rare times I felt spicy but didn’t wanna put it on main... but then The Ban happened. What a waste of a good name that it had!!

3. How long have you been on tumblr?

12 years. Simblr for 7. I have seen... things.

4. Do you have a queue tag?

I’ve queued twice. I don’t like it.

5. Why did you start your blog in the first place?

At the time, whatever the hell I was doing on main wasn’t getting any love and I thought that it would be annoying to my followers (maybe moots too, who knows) so I just shoved it to another blog. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

6. Why did you choose your icon/pfp?

It is a render of Were!John looking like a meal, and I thought “I gotta show everyone this”. He is very pleasing to the eye.

7. Why did you choose your header?

I wanted a cute and casual home pic of John and Brian on the header. That’s it, lol.

8. What’s your post with the most notes?

My terrible cat daughter, Spaghetti, getting fined by the Water Conservation Action Plan. as of right now, it has 941 notes.

9. How many mutuals do you have?

Pffffft, not sure actually.

10. How many followers do you have?

542. It was closer to 600, but Tumblr I guess, did a bot purge/inactive purge and knocked it down to 530. I wasn’t set to mark an occasion with it but...

11. How many people do you follow?

Enough to catch wind of things🤔

12. Have you ever made a shitpost?

😏

13. How often do you use tumblr each day?

Wayyyy too much.

14. Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? who won?

I did! Long story short of it, they were acephobic and I DM’d them about it and they tried derailing the convo with some other shit and when I didn’t go for the bait, they just blocked me. (later, i discovered, they put a DNI that included ace and or/aroace...) I don’t feel bad they deactivated at all later on, or whatever shit they’re currently getting (and rightfully so).

15. How do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts?

And I keep scrolling, lol.

16. Do you like tag games?

Yes!

17. Do you like ask games?

YES, I LOVE TO BE ASKED ABOUT THINGS

18. Which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

A few? I guess? I’m not sure, and that’s not something I really keep tabs on.

19. Do you have a crush on a mutual?

Not on simblr, but on main, but he’s rarely on (hope he’s okay with all of this BS). And it’s more of a “wow my dude, you’re a stunner 👀” but other than that, nah, not really.

i Tag... @99simproblems, @pink-chevalier, uhhhh who else hasn’t done it yet UHHH, yeah if you haven’t and you want to go ahead 👋

[leggysasshole]

Can the next tumblr update please for the love of god take my own posts off of my dash? Nothing is worse than being 30 minutes into a shitposting binge and suddenly the app decides to reload my dash and now it's just all me. I clearly already saw these ones tumblr, fuck off. Now I have to find something else to do for an hour

[park-seonghwa]

were you ever close to leaving tumblr for good? or are you stuck here for life 😂

hmm i have taken both shorter nd longer breaks from tumblr a few times, and only once i wasn't sure whether i wanted to come back at all . tbh most of the time i enjoy being on here so yea i guess u can say im stuck here hh

[myfriendthedictionary]

I would have defs been confused if you changed your url too. -Patroc (the man who hasn’t changed his main pfp or url once since joining this hellsite (affectionate) in 2012)

I’m simultaneously impressed and afraid of your power I think... I change my url all the time ngl and besides this one i think they’ve all just been horrible puns using my pen name ahskdhsk