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themeraldee · 2 months

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the way he's sitting here cracks me up, he gives off such toddler vibes

#also me when I can't fit into a chair with my child-bearing hips #homelander #the boys

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mikakuna · 8 months

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the body of a slut

#what do you need child bearing hips for #it's just like his normal thick waist and torso and then bam #wide fucking hips #the pose the stance the text #its so fucking cunty #i know he feels himself as red hood strutting around #jason todd #jason peter todd #red hood #dc #batman

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goldenamaranthe-blog · 4 months

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Miscommunication: Vaggie

Vaggie: (striking a pose with her hands set firmly on her hips)

Vaggie: Listen up, buttercups, I brought you all here to clear up one very, very important misunderstanding.

Hazbins: (blink in fear and confusion)

Vaggie: Ahem! (points to her hips as she summons her spear) These are not "childbearing hips". They were made for holding up the weight of Charlie's favorite strap!

Angel: (wheezes and hands 100 Hell Bucks to Husk) This is the best bet I've ever lost!

Cherri: Fuck! (passes 100 Hell Bucks over to Husk)

Husk: (smirks as he counts out his earnings) Pleasure doing business~

Niffty: OOOOOOOH!!! So THAT'S what's in the forbidden trunk I'm not allowed to clean.

Alastor: (scratched record noises)

Lucifer: (hyperventilating into a brown paper bag)

Charlie: (tries to make herself as small as possible from embarrassment)

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #chaggie #charlie #vaggie #child bearing hips?#oh no no nooooo #heavy are the hips that wear the strap- I mean crown lol

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anotheraverageairbreather · 6 months

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Schlurp schlurp

#shinjiaki #shinjiro aragaki #akihiko sanada #persona 3 reload #persona 3 #just guys being dudes #I’m a shinji should have child bearing hips truther #they’re putting chemicals in the protein shakes to make the SEES gay!!!!!

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mothscotch · 7 months

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no because im redrawing the batters sprites why is he so thick on his battle sprite. like dude.

look at that. heres a better image

why is he so

#off game #off mortis ghost #off the batter #off #off batter #batter off #the batter #WHY IS HE SO #bros got child bearing hips #im sorry for the things i have said on this post #bros so silly

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c6scaramouche · 6 months

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Always hide your ace with a straight face...

#aventurine #acheron #hsr #honkai star rail #hsr spoilers #honkai star rail spoilers #hsr 2.1 spoilers #zii.gif #my post #god his figure jesus christ #wait that sounded so religious asdhsah #i'm talking about his snatched waist and child bearing hips #flashing tw

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shadebloopnik · 4 months

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When you have Daddy Issues™ but credit where credit is due

Alastor simply will not accept the fact that he had a hand in creating this sassy nightmare.

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drinzen · 7 months

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Sweet little angel taking a nap

#This took me so long but totally worth it #Idk why but I found v1 so hard to draw right #Also notice their beautiful child bearing hips zoo wee mama/j #ULTRAKILL #v1 ultrakill #ultrakill fanart #Fanart #Digital art #my art #eyestrain #cw eyestrain #tw eyestrain

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vampirenicotine · 20 days

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would never be able to fumble her looking like that

#tiny waist #little child bearing hips #that’s princess #interview with the vampire #jacob anderson

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howdidthishappenomg · 6 months

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Me getting into over watch as a traumatized 13 year old: Wow so many cool and powerful characters I wish these were my parents instead!

Me, now a 20-year-old very traumatized adult with actual estrogen in my system: I want to fuck the terrorist robot

#overwatch #ramattra #why did they give the terroist robot child bearing hips??!#junkrat is still one of my favs tho #he's very smart #he just got radiation damage #junkrat will always be my dad-

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sailorsenshishitposter · 8 months

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Happy Valentine's Day

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slashthrashandcrash · 4 months

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they'll pry Danny's slutty waist from my cold dead hands despite him clearly not having even an inch difference between his hip and midsection

#narrow hips...hmph...not good for easy child bearing........

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skywarpie · 1 year

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Please sir, just one bite. That's all I ask

#the band ghost #okay to reblog i guess #ghost band #ghost bc #cardinal copia #papa emeritus iv #bros got them child bearing hips fr

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rickybaby · 9 months

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Daniel with the kids at the Driven Project event | 10.01.2024

#dad Daniel!! dad Daniel!!#dad Daniel at his kid’s birthday party!!#let me put a child in him … he’s already got the child bearing hips!!#daniel ricciardo #winter break23

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davecumstaine · 8 months

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#richard's catwalk strut #child bearing hips #double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon #richard kruspe #rammstein #my gifs #ramm gifs #userdavecumstaine

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yuri-official · 7 months

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#mgs #mgs raiden #i hate rosemary so much join me in the rosemary hate club #she does not deserve raiden and his child bearing hips #💌

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