#chumhandles

[holyquintetyoungerbrothersthings]

Made some chunhandles for the pmmm younger brother ocs because I’m trash.

Tenshin Kaname: OverzealousPierrot (OP)

Otadora Miki: HerculeanTempo (HT)

Kettei Akemi: TemporalMigraine (TM)

Jou Tomoe: SovereignDuke (SD)

Ohta Sakura: LawfulMonotheist (LM)

Yukishiro Mikuni: FatiguedBancho (FB)

Kokushibo Kure : DubiousOverseer (DO)

[cocajimmycola]

chumhandles based off greek mythology and art? thx ^_^

—— Canon Format.

telesticCreator

cosmotellurianAlacrity

celestialAnalysis

ambitiousAcuity

avariciousGoddess

congenialAmbrosia

gregariousAphrodite

anguineChimera

adeptCraft

audaciousCreativity

—— NonCanon Format.

delphicHades

immortalHarpy

tricksyPortrait

[acanthous-affability]

You need chumhandles? Trolltags? This is a link to a generator.

[antiling]

This... Is it. The final round of bracket one of the ultimate chumhandle poll, and by golly is a spicy one. Two of the main characters of homestuck with two of the best chumhandles, and it's all up to the people who prevails in today's episode of the ultimate chumhandle poll, in which you vote for the best chumhandle in homestuck.

Part 13: John vs Karkat

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROXY: "poor lab safety" this "hazardous work environment" that. fucking LIVE a little

DIRK: "A little" is exactly how much time you'll live.

ROXY: hater doesnt wnt 2 see a wizard balling :///

[bonebabbles]

I keep forgetting Tigertheartstar is canonically a dude because I’m used to Heartstar in the Rewrite, so I have a momentary moment of “But Tigerheartstar is a girl?” before realizing. 😂 I grew up with these books, so this is really funny to me. 🤣

saaaame LMAO I keep having to correct the pronouns. That's Dovewing's wife, the murder pikachu. Where's her mohawk

[iknaenmal]

Heyy hello. smashes my two biggest interests atm like a boss

[whats-ur-credit-card-number]

the unfashionableness of hyphen URLs on this site makes bloggers more susceptible to attacks from yoururlisavalidchumhandle. something to think about

[ari-zonia]

Late night "brain thinking too much again" and I'm just trying to hammer out how you can shorten the Sinner's names to just two letters. Like, some are stupid easy/canon

Yi Sang - YS, Heathcliff - HC, Don Quixote - DQ, Sinclair- ES, Hong Lu - HL

But then there's "Well, their names have two main syllables you can use"

Gregor - GG (alternatively GS if we take his last name to be Samsa like in the book), Meursault - MS (though he could also PM if his first name is Patrice like I suspect), Ishmael - IM, Ryōshū - RS, Outis - OT

But then there's these two

Faust, like does that become FS? Or what?

Rodion, does that become RD, or RY for "Rodya", but what about RR if her last name is Raskolnikov?

Then there's Dante, are they DT? Idk

Does anyone else care about this? Probably not

[doomed-jester]

My favorite thing about Homestuck is that all the chumhandles have initials made up of G, C, A and T, the four "letters" that make up DNA base pairs.

The notable exceptions are John's ectoBiologist handle, (justified because he was originally ghostyTrickster but changed it) and the cherubs, whose handles use the letter U. This is clever because uracil (U) replaces thymine (T) in RNA.

Considering the importance of DNA to the story, and the presence of a guardian named G-CAT, you'd think this would be something the fandom would discuss more or more frequently carry over to OC chumhandles.

[imodekurita]

inam so nirmal i am so normal inam so normla i a (I screamed)

[g0dtier]

i started a pesterchum memo 6 hours ago called Kyle's BBQ & Grill to offset all the serious rooms called like Republic or Project Human and i sat in it alone for 6 hours and completely forgot i made it and was just about to go to bed when some fucking tavros roleplayer just strolled in and in the midst of me fucking around with him a little because i didnt have the heart to tell him im not a roleplayer the puzzle pieces of the universe just fell into place and i witnessed the most in character interaction of my fucking life

i met god at 1am tonight and it was in an imaginary diner

[cocajimmycola]

chumhandles related to tropical waters, coral reefs, shrimp and being undead? sorry if your chumhandle reqs are closed qwq

canon format

thermicCadaver

telesticCyclone

taciturnCastaway

tropicalApparition

taintedConstancy

chthonianClam

cherishedAeromancy

arcaneTaxidermist

noncanon format

lushAtoll

gregariousBeach

oceanicAfterimage

chelonianUndead

[heart-shaped-pupa]

mags accidentally lets her goblins watch her while she uses the internet and four goblins rename themselves to cause maximum torment in jacobs bell: the viscous and disgusting of Tentacletherapist, Turntechgodhead, Gardengnostic, and Ectobiologist

[antiling]

Wow! The semi-finals already. It's honestly been an incredible journey so far, but we wont let up now. We're in the homestretch of the ultimate chumhandle, in which you vote for the best chumhandle in Homestuck! Today, it's two time turning turntables techies, Dave and Aradia!

D1: Dave vs Aradia

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

MEENAH: MODS, K-E-EL )(AUL )(IM!

ARANEA banned CRONUS from responding to the memo.