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The Great Wave.
#cartoons#comics#webcomics#the new world struggles to be born#baby doomers#wine moms#frugal pagans#dark professional managerial class#double income no technology#famine core#assassin stans#assassinfluencers#assassin grandmother#that assassin#clean assassin
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had a beard trim yesterday at the barber, and it made me think of Lucanis shaving Emmrich, and the intimacy and trust inherent to it <3
#dragon age#dragon age fanart#lucanis dellamorte#emmrich volkarin#emmcanis#lucanis x emmrich#dragon age the veilguard#datv#honse doodles#also no one better at giving a clean shave than mr. master assassin lmfao
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“would you continue, if i asked it of you? as a friend?”
#rote#realm of the elderlings#farseer#the assassin’s apprentice#rote fanart#fitzchivalry farseer#fitz#the fool#fitz and the fool#sketch that i may or may not clean up in the future#this scene was so lovely though#had to get it out on a doodle#my art
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fic is a safe space, probably one of the last safe spaces. by safe i mean safe from the pressure of caving to advertisers. you can write fic about anything and not worry (shouldn’t worry) about what’s popular or what an advertiser oriented algorithm will pick up. what i mean by this is that you don’t have to bring this advertiser friendly behavior into fic. heroes can make bad decisions, people can fall out of love, villains can win, villainous organizations can win, redemption doesn’t have to happen, etc. make things a little messy if you want to, because life can be messy and art is a reflection of life. not what the advertisers have decided for us life is like, real life. this is one of the last places where this is still possible
#this post is brought to you by everyone who keeps saying lucanis will reform the crows??#first of all that’s a fundamental misunderstanding of his character#he LIKES the crows and likes his job a lot#and i do say this while believing and writing him leaving the crows at the end#but he would not reform them#and the fact that so many people in the fandom are trying to make that happen feels to me like they can’t like him without this#justification this need to redeem him as a character#like he is an assassin lol he enjoyed killing before any of this#just be ok with that?? or maybe you just don’t like him then?? which is fine!#im tired of everything being so clean all the time#life isn’t clean! art reflects life!! not what the advertisers have decided life is! real life!#anyway!#im so fucking tired lol
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it's been 10 hours. 10 hours. And I'm nowhere close to finishing this. heh.... kill me NOW
the belt was so PAINFUL bruh i am so not excited for his arm braces!
#wip#art wip#i hate doing clean lineart#i might not continue this... heh..#assassin's creed#ac#altaïr ibn la'ahad#ac1#please bully me into finishing this piece#asscreed#rrwip
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framed a picture of my beautiful beautiful wife
#found an old picture frame while i was cleaning my room#now i can wake up with him beside me :3#added the flowers and alcohol for decorative purposes#disclaimer: i don’t drink before bed#if that isn’t painfully obvious#also the ring is from my ex#it’s haytham’s now#:P#assassin's creed#haytham kenway#irl post
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How would arranged!gojo react if there was an assassination attempt on his wife while he was away??
he's never away if there's an assassination attempt it's probably something reader instigated to get two seconds away from the leech of a husband she has
#nezu speaks#anon reply#arranged!gojo#but IF he was away#and there's an assassination attempt#don't try to clean the blood from his hands because they're too far stained
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jjk fandom being the funniest lil shits once again


#this is how i get the news lmao#for anyone who's unware toji is a professional assassin and that scene is where he kills that girl with a headshot smooth and clean#us politics#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#donald trump
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this just in local man trying to get his life back together but god punts him and says no
#my art#c!dream#dsmp#dreamsmp#dream smp#dsmp au#dreamsmp au#dreblr#he looks so healthy and clean its so uncanny#this is before he gets subjected to the horrors though#also short hair c!dream jumpscare#assassin's creed au
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Posting these shitty sketches I drew on the train ride home bc I need to get this out here. The real reason Eivor had to wait to meet up with Faravid after the battle at Anlaf's Lookout.
+Bonus


#This is less “sketches” and more “storyboard of sketches” but idk if I'll ever clean it up. So here#assassin's creed valhalla#Eivor Varinsdóttir#eivor wolfkissed#Faravid#Halfdan#Ac Halfdan#Ac Faravid#Ac valhalla#assassin's creed fanart#assassins creed valhalla#Acv#halfdan x faravid#faravid x halfdan#Faradan#assassin's creed valhalla memes
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Books of 2025: January Wrap-Up.
I read a lot this month! Finally got around to the novella kick I had been hoping to do after NaNo (thanks, Tor!), PLUS the weather was fabulous for reading through some Snowy Winter Books, and I managed to daisy-chain between them really well!
Photos and/or reviews liked below:
TIME'S AGENT - ★★★ I had outrageously high hopes for this one (Pocket Worlds?! dimensional fuckery?! scientist MCs?!? queer?!), and unfortunately it turned out to be Just Okay for me. Very much a grief-centered book, very much a corporate hellscape future (I suppose it does have some Murderbot overlap, in that regard). How time worked in the Pocket Worlds was wild and cool, but I found the grief-strained relationship between the MC and her wife exasperating--maybe it'll hit right for allos, but it was not my cup of tea.
WELCOME TO THE GODDAMN ICE CUBE - ★★★½ I don't usually peruse non-fiction, but I'm doing a subscription box of nature writing this year, and they sent me this! Interesting cultural window to far-north Norway, very winter-approved, and pleasantly surprisingly queer. Glad I read it! (CW for much sexual assault/abuse, though, broadcasted clearly in the first couple pages.)
CAMP ZERO - ★★★½ This near future cli-fi was comped to Station Eleven (which I loved) and The Power (which I have not read), and takes place in far north Canada where something sus is going on at a building project. I was really enjoying it up until the last hundred pages or so, when things suddenly felt very rushed and thrown together--I might've given it 4 stars if she stuck the landing. Another good winter read!
BLACKFISH CITY - ★★★½ I can't decide if this is 3.5 or 4 stars, but since I didn't slam the 4-star button on Goodreads, I'm going to leave it as 3.5. I really liked this one, though! Love a good futuristic floating city in the Arctic. The worldbuilding was very cool, and the polar bear was appropriately terrifying. Had a lot of POVs and jumped kind of rapidly between them, which I didn't have a ton of bandwidth for this month. Overall had a good time! Might reread when the time is right.
LOST ARK DREAMING - ★★★★ I thought this one was also about a floating city based on (not looking closely enough at) the cover art, but it turns out those are Super High Rise Skyscrapers where the first few floors are underwater. More climate fiction, but this one takes place off the coast of Nigeria, and the comp to Rivers Solomon's THE DEEP is absolutely loadbearing (affectionate). Enjoyed this one a lot, too, to the tune of Some Of The Interspersed Poetry Made Me Feel Shrimp Emotions, And I Busted Out A Sticky-Tab To Flag A Few Lines.
THE DEAD CAT TAIL ASSASSINS - ★★★½ This was a lot more fun than I anticipated! I've really enjoyed all of Clark's novella-length work, and this one was funny and surprisingly weird and perfectly fucked up and unfortunately I cannot state specifics without being spoilery. Definitely worth picking up, if you like assassins and mind-bendy plot twists.
ADRIFT IN CURRENTS CLEAN AND CLEAR - ★★★½ One of my favorite January Traditions is reading the latest installment of Wayward Children. I really enjoyed the waterworld in this one, and All Things Russian are my jam! I should go back and reread Sugar Sky, though.
OVERGROWTH - ★★★★½ I received an ARC, and it was SO GOOD HOLY SHIT!!! I actually wrote a Thoughtful Review about it. Out May 6, 2025! Great things to look forward to!!
THE LANGUAGE OF THE NIGHT - 94*/259 pages read; will report back. Really enjoying this so far! It's very thoroughly introduced, and I appreciate the thematic organization over chronological. (*asterisk: By the page numbers, I'm up to 94, but there are definitely xl pages of General Introduction before the book itself starts--I am not exaggerating about Thoroughly Introduced haha.)
Under the Cut: A Note About ~*★Stars★*~
Historically, I have been Very Bad™ about assigning things Star Ratings, because it's so Vibes Heavy for me and therefore Contingent Upon my Whims. (Example: I don't like that stars are Odd, because that makes three the midpoint and things are rarely so truly mid for me)(I have hacked my way around this with a ½, which is really only applicable for me at ★★★ and up). Here is, generally, how I conceptualize stars:
★ - This was Bad. I would actively recommend that you do NOT read this one, no redeeming qualities whatsoever, not worth the slog. Save Yourself, It's Too Late For Me. Book goes in the garbage (donate bin).
★★ - This was Not Good. I would not recommend it, but it wasn't a total waste or wash--something in here held my interest/kept my attention/sparked some joy. I will not be rereading this ever. Save Yourself (Or Join Me In Suffering, That Seems Like A Cool Bonding Activity).
★★★ - This was Good/Fine/Okay/Meh. I don't care about this enough to recommend it one way or another. Perfectly serviceable book, held my interest, I probably enjoyed myself (or at least didn't actively loathe the reading). I don't have especially strong feelings. You probably don't need to save yourself from this one--if it sounds like your jam, give it a shot! Just didn't resonate with me particularly powerfully. I probably won't reread this unless I'm after something in particular.
★★★½ - I liked this! I'll probably recommend it if I know it matches someone's vibes or specific requests, but I didn't commit to a star rating on Goodreads. More likely to reread, but not guaranteed.
★★★★ - I really enjoyed this!! I would recommend it (sometimes with caveats about content warnings or such--I tend to like weird fucked up funny shit, and I don't have many hard readerly NO's). Not a perfect book for me by any means, but Very Good. This is something I would reread! Join me!!
★★★★★ - I LOVED THE SHIT OUT OF THIS, IT REWIRED MY BRAIN, WILL RECOMMEND TO ANYONE AND EVERYONE AT THE SLIGHTEST PROVOCATION (content warning caveats still apply--see 4-star disclaimer). Excellent book, I'll reread it regularly, I'll buy copies for all my friends, I'll try to convince all of Booklr to read it, PLEASE join me!!
#books of 2025#books of 2025: january wrap-up#time's agent#brenda peynado#welcome to the goddamn ice cube#blair braverman#camp zero#michelle min sterling#blackfish city#sam j. miller#lost ark dreaming#suyi davies okungbowa#the dead cat tail assassins#p djèlí clark#adrift in currents clean and clear#seanan mcguire#overgrowth#mira grant#the language of the night#ursula k. le guin#SO MANY THINGS TO TAG HOLY SHIT#anyway. i also finished the knitting on two [REDACTED] this month (but they still need Actual Finishing)#and i've been Primary Caregiver for mom following open heart surgery (and still mostly working) so like. full month.#oh and we watched SWEET TOOTH and i watched some of ARCANE#AND i'm trying new meds lol#i may have burnt myself out on reading slightly but shhhh#i'm gonna finish binging this show and do a review for a friend and we'll reevaluate
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Girl doodles
#naem draws#assassination classroom#kaemana#yukikae#akari yukimura#kaede kayano#manami okuda#yukiko kanzaki#the 2nd one was from last year. i have so many doodles and wips i need to clean out...
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Ships Tag Drop Part 2!
I will be tagging all previous interactions with these tags in place of your usernames (those with AUs I'll hunt them down and tag manually).
This drop includes : @adversitybloomed @amused-bouche (Geo, Amin & Myles) @blckfckinmsk @bruz3r @hstoryhuh @lanternlit @manaborn @paramounticebound @poisonedfire @piinkviscera @sxrgeant @silver-blooded-synthetics @soulwaned (June, Beatrice & Katniss) @snkts @turkicgods (just Matyr for now) @tensleepshrike @vuulpecula
(i didn't get everyone i wanted to but i just need to keep things manageable for these drops)
#♡ – among the tea leaves & assassin’s pearls {adversitybloomed - closed}#♡ – i’d tear my heart clean apart if it helps yours beat {amused-bouche - closed}#♡ – you are beautiful like i��ve never seen {amused-bouche - closed}#♡ – blow me a kiss at the bottom of the tree & wait for me {amused-bouche - closed}#♡ – so come rain on my parade cause i wanna feel it {blckfckinmsk - closed}#♡ – every time you leave i lose a little piece of me {bruz3r - closed}#♡ – with you i serve with you i fall down {hstoryhuh - closed}#♡ – whenever stars go down and galaxies ignite i’ll think of you {lanternlit - closed}#♡ – i feel you radiating energy like eternal northern lights {manaborn - closed}#♡ – darling make hate to me don’t be shy {paramounticebound - closed}#♡ – sweet cherry pie {poisonedfire - closed}#♡ – darling beautiful things demand touch {piinkviscera - closed}#♡ – can i love you in the meantime? {sxrgeant - closed}#♡ – the safest place in the stars is you {silver-blooded-synthetics - closed}#♡ – how the kingdom lights shine just for me & you {soulwaned - closed}#♡ – all along there was some invisible string tying you to me {soulwaned - closed}#♡ – come morning light you & i’ll be safe and sound {soulwaned - closed}#♡ – feel that beating in your chest nothing’s permanent {snkts - closed}#♡ – and how rare and beautiful it is that we even exist {turkicgods - closed}#♡ – when i really think about it it’s obsessive {tensleepshrike - closed}#♡ – i couldn’t help but ask for you to say it all again {vuulpecula - closed}
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How u doing! Do you still write fics/headcanons?
If so I’ve had this idea pop into my mind recently
Jacob freaking out while his girl is in labor And then getting drunk with his rooks to celebrate the birth of his baby?
Hi there! I'm so sorry for the delay in responding to this - it was sitting half-finished in my drafts for a while, but I finally had an opportunity to sit down and complete it! Hope you enjoy! ^_^
Jacob Frye - New Birth Headcanons
- Try as he might, Jacob Frye was never good at hiding his emotions.
- This meant that when he found out his beloved was in labor, he instantly panicked - first on the inside, but it quickly slipped out into the open.
- However, what he didn’t tell anyone was that a good deal of the panic and fear came from losing his own mother to childbirth - something he sometimes still feels like is his fault, despite having no control over something like that.
- And given that Evie was the only person present and available who was aware of Jacob’s most secret fears, she’s the only one who can console him and bring him down from his emotional high to some degree.
- But even then, he gets no catharsis until the moment he hears the soft wailing of the newborn babe from upstairs.
- It was a wonder he had any strength left in his legs, wobbly and achy from the tension he previously held in them, when he headed up those stairs to the bedroom he shared with his wife.
- And yes, the moment he saw she was alright and holding a healthy baby in her arms, he teared up a little.
- Here he is, actually a father now. This is real.
- He also privately swore to himself that he would try his damnedest to be the best father he could be.
- And when it came to the celebration of that birth? Hoo boy, the festivities happened on and off daily for almost a week. Toasting, singing, repeated congratulating - the works.
- Jacob was tempted to invite his Rooks into his home, but quickly realized how bad of an idea that was, so he chose to celebrate at the pub nearest to his house instead, just so he was never too far away from his recovering wife and their new baby.
- Of course, though, not too long after the birth, the baby ended up at the pub one afternoon with their father anyway...well, only for a very short time, before the mother showed up, incredibly miffed at Jacob spiriting away the child like that, while she was napping. (At least, he had the decency to leave a note?)
- She softened, however, when she saw how gently and kindly the baby was being treated as they were being passed around.
- Didn’t mean she still didn’t have a few choice words for Jacob, though - that frustrating, yet lovable man, who only innocently wanted to share his good fortune with his loyal gang. (Why is it always so difficult to remain angry with him?)
- That being said, Jacob better be careful not to bring anything up to her about having another child around the Rooks, because many of the gang members quickly discovered how much they loved the idea of being unofficial aunts and uncles to their boss’ child.
- Oh, wait...did Jacob let that idea slip out in a flirty comment to his wife, after having one too many drinks...?
- And did she actually coyly smile back in approval...?
- Well, guess the gang is going to get their wish after all. ;)
#just cleaning out my inbox lol#I hope you enjoyed this!#I really do think that once Jacob matures a little that he would love the idea of having one or more children#if his Assassin work doesn't get in the way; that is#(but that's just my humble opinion!)#Jacob Frye#Jacob Frye x Reader#my ac headcanons#ask replies
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#cleaning out drafts again#kassandra my love#kassandra#kassandra of sparta#assassin's creed odyssey#assassin's creed#ac oddysey#kassandra ac odyssey#kassandra ac#ac odyssey kassandra#ac kassandra#eagle bearer#kassandra caps#queue
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I have been thinking what about if Desmond turned into a Pegasus, a Hippogriff or even better a Griffin. I just really like the image of Desmond's ancestors riding into battle or just flat out jumps from Desmond's back mid flight leap of faith style.
To be honest I like Griffin Desmond more. The combination of bird of prey and big feline is just so fitting for the Assassin's Brotherhood. Aerial superiority plus the stealth agility and flexibility of a cat. Plus imagine Altaïr finding cub Desmond during AC1 and thinking he is just a cat sized chubby ball of fluff that can fly and claw at the enemies faces (and also curl up with him at night and purr, Desmond's feathers and fur are very soft). Then fast forward a few years where baby is all grown up, can claw through steel and armor, is bigger than most horses and capable of easily carrying two people comfortably on his back and still have space for a third (that doesn't stop Desmond from sleeping in Altaïr's bed much to Altaïr's delight displeasure).
Also could put some AltMal in there with cub Desmond helping mend their relationship (Kadar is alive because I said so, maybe he saved him at the cave). And bringing those two for a nice flight.
Desmond goes down in Assassin history as a legendary creature whose chosen rider/companion goes on to do great things.
I wrote a pegasus idea but I can’t seemed to find it :(
I think I also wrote Griffin version but I’m soooo unsure so… have this little scene instead? XD
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It was the sounds of quick feet hastily walking away that alerted him.
Altaïr raised his head and placed the quill back to the small ink bottle next to the journal he had been writing on, the two pages filled with the ongoing designs for Desmond’s armor with notes all over concerning the materials and possible alternatives.
He stood and waited for Malik to open the door to reach the mentor’s office from the second floor of the main keep. Altaïr kept his face blank, observing Malik’s face.
He was frowning with lips set on a grim line.
But his eyes did not bore any darkness nor blaze.
So… annoyed but not murderous or angry.
Altaïr could work with that.
… he just have to find out what he did wrong this time before Malik’s annoyance boiled into anger.
“Malik…” Altaïr greeted cautiously with a nod.
“Follow me.”
With that said, Malik walked out of the office and Altaïr grabbed the journal, not wishing it to be seen by anyone. He kept it open though because of the ink but followed Malik quietly, ignoring the way the other Assassins and scholars rushed (while walking) out of their way.
Malik led him to their private quarters and Altaïr was trying to remember if he had forgotten something.
Did he leave books haphazardly again?
No.
Altaïr was sure all the books had been organized this morning. He hadn’t even touched any of them, having been woken up by Kadar before dawn because of a new merchant who thought he could pull a fast one on Kadar with the absurd prices he had set for supplies.
Well…
Kadar was the reason why he had woken up but it was Kadar’s assistant, a young Assassin who had to leave the field due to a severe injury, that had woke him up and begged him to intervene before Kadar pushed the merchant off the fortress wall and make it look like an accident.
… not that it ever happened before.
Was it because Altaïr left in a hurry with no time to-
No.
Malik wouldn’t be annoyed by something so small.
They entered the room and Malik led him to…
Ah.
“Care you tell me about your bedwarmer when I’m not here?” Malik asked dryly.
To anyone else, they would probably assume Malik thought Altaïr had been spending the night with another behind his back.
But…
Desmond stared at them, wings twitching slightly as he remained curled on the bed, currently in disarray with feathers all over.
One of the pillows (the blue one that no one really uses anyway) had been eviscerated, its guts flowing out from the telltale talon marks.
“I can explain.” Altaïr started.
It was bound to happen.
Malik didn’t know that Desmond would come into their room and sleep with Altaïr whenever he was away.
Altaïr wasn’t even sure if Desmond did it to comfort Altaïr or if he wanted some comfort but it had been a habit they formed since he found Desmond as a cub, so small he could fit in one of Altaïr’s arms effortlessly.
Malik raised an eyebrow as he said, “Alright, I’m listening.”
Desmond slowly got up and tried to make himself look small (a fruitless effort considering his actual size) while crawling towards the now open door.
“Desmond.”
Desmond froze at the sound of Malik’s voice.
“Stay.”
Desmond stared at Altaïr, his big eyes seemingly becoming bigger, glistening with plea.
Altaïr turned his eyes away.
Desmond made an almost clicking sound before walking towards Altaïr, going on his haunches next to him.
“Well…” Malik glared at Altaïr, “Go ahead, Altaïr.”
Altaïr stared at Malik and wondered.
… what the hell was he supposed to explain?
#desmond is a griffin#desmond is like half a pet and half a brother to altaïr#altaïr always cleaned up after desmond sleeps with him#desmond needs altaïr to open the door for him#otherwise he might just ram it#i just realized that if one doesn’t remember desmond is a griffin in this one#this entire idea feels more soap opera drama lol#ask and answer#assassin's creed#desmond miles#altaïr ibn la'ahad#malik al sayf#teecup writes/has a plot#fic idea: assassin's creed#altmal
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