A rainy evening to cleanse your crystals x
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The Fantasy High player characters get in so many combat situations where I would just leave. I would just be like 'this isn't our problem' and encourage the rest of my party to withdraw as quickly and safely as possible. They're teenagers. Apologies to all my GMs but if I don't have to be in a fight and there's no clear benefit I simply will not be. I would've prioritised getting my party out of the nightclub and left the zombie DJ to his bloodbath. Now they're facing a concrete golem, fuck that. I would just leave.
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Finally, we get the opportunity to put our Spy Cards worldbuilding in a work. Though there are many questions about such things as "regulation" "how these cards are printed" "who approves a single spy card", and so on, we are here to present a bold new take: this game is based like 60% on obscure roach memory-reading tech that got turned into a card game with absolutely No card-game-related intentions included in the original tech and most of the card vetting is just from the fact that there aren't too many card printers out there and most of them make cards that need to be translated from Roach.
Strictly speaking, as a card game, it is not a terribly good or well-balanced one. It's popular primarily because of a mix of the difficulty involved in getting the data for high-level cards, the fun of seeing the variety of monsters that can be brought to the table, and the incredible amounts of ham and drama that goes into specifically the professional scene.
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I still can't believe a random polemic post about laundry stripping held the answer for solving the mystery of my endlessly musty smelling pyjama shirts (which is crystal washing soda. all of the other stuff is overkill tbh but you can just chuck a tablespoon of that stuff in with the wash and it magically smells clean coming out)
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on my knees RUINING my best robes scrubbing my evil warlock skull throne with an old toothbrush and some cleaner (dish soap and demon blood). my infernal servants keep offering to do it because they know I’m behind on my dead adventurers quota but I won’t let them
I know delegation is important but getting spilled elixir and thaumic dorito dust outta the crannies is hard. (they try their best but always forget the eye sockets) if you want something done right do it yourself. wish they’d stop asking if I’m angry at them; I’m in a banishment-happy mood today
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Ashton Greymoore: “See, this is what happens when you start externalizing every fucking problem that you have. Easy to take a look at.
There’s a bunch of people who are treating other people like, just like they’re fucking nothing, like they’re fucking pawns. It doesn’t matter what the fuck they want - they are doing it wrong, it is not hard to see.
You’re being fucked with. We’re all being fucked with; whatever the fuck they say they’re doing, that’s where I draw the g-, the line. If they had such a great idea of what the world was supposed to be and what that thing was, they could just tell people.
But instead they’re making everybody miserable. They’re killing people.
Fuck that, fuck them, and I am going to be more than happy to drop a fucking ship on them.
I’m so sick of this shit.”
-Critical Role, Campaign 3, Episode 49 1:43:02
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Candles lit, incense burning, fresh bedding and clean room, horror movie on and dog sleeping on my lap. Content 🤎
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