#clone a willy

[shiftythrifting]

I love thrifting.

[theficpusher]

Fogged Glass by me_her_themoon | E | 1649 “Felt like showering.” Harry shrugs, slowly entering a finger into his hole, eyes fluttering shut. He’s always marveled at his long fingers, mastered fingering himself at a young age, just able to reach his prostate. He finds it immediately, brushing the bundle of nerves and shooting pleasure throughout his spine. “Looks like you’re doing more than showering.”

Reverse This by larrysh0me | E | 3880 When Harry is caught touching what is not his, Louis gets creative with his punishment...

The More, The Merrier by nonsensedarling | E | 4251 If there's one thing that Louis has come to accept in his years of marriage, it's that Harry has the best ideas.

Copy Of A... by nonsensedarling | E | 5569 Harry really loves Louis' dick.

'cause lately i've been waking up alone by sarcasticfluentry | E | 5667 “Ow ow ow ow,” Harry continues cursing, hopping back and forth on the balls of his toes and trying uselessly to cradle his dick. Louis’s eyes fall to the sink, where he can see a torn-open package and what looks like a sheet of instructions. “Clone-a-Willy?” he reads out loud, not sure he’s reading right. ...or, Harry gives Louis a very special sex toy for an early birthday present, and Louis uses it on Skype when Harry's in LA.

Graphic design is my passion by kingsofeverything | E | 6482 Graphic design student Louis Tomlinson has exams to study for and final art projects to complete, if it would stop raining long enough for him to walk across campus. Luckily Harry Styles has an umbrella, and he’s perfectly willing to share. Louis doesn’t plan to get his heart broken and he doesn’t plan to make almost a hundred silicone dildos. One of these things definitely happens.

Another Day Gettin' Into Trouble by whoknows | E | 25619 Harry’s drunk when the idea occurs to him. He’s also a pop star, so sometimes his drunk ideas turn into actual things instead of just ideas. The clone-a-willy kit is one of them. In Harry’s defense, when he first thinks about it his intention is just to buy the kit and give it to Louis to make his own dildo with, because that’s what he wants anyway, right? To have a penis filling him up? Then he realizes that it would be weird if Louis made a copy of his own dick to fuck himself with. It’d be super weird. Louis fucking himself? That’s a weird idea. Harry’s pretty sure Louis wouldn’t like that. Clearly the only solution here is to use his own dick for the mold.

[pleasuremehere]

[laurikarauchscat]

more usefull than a dick pic

While on contract, Geralt comes across a mage with a brand new business idea... and immediately thinks of one person to send his extravagant new purchase to.

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Inspired by tiktok, and "clone-a-willy"

[aphroditeslikess]

Idk I just think it would be such a wholesome and freak nasty thing to be sent a “clone a willy” of someone you’re into. 🥲

[keelifallen]

[itmakesssenseincontext]

Bo-Katan, trying to recruit people to retake Mandalore: The only people we hate more than the Jedi, are The Children of the Watch

Koska and Axe: Splitters!

Koska: And The New Mandalorians!

All: Splitters!

Axe: And The Mandalorian Resistance!

Bo-Katan: We're The Mandalorian Resistance!

Axe: Oh I thought we were Death Watch?

Koska: Whatever happened to Death Watch?

Bo-Katan, pointing at Maul: He's over there.

All: Splitter!

[bathrobe-wizard]

literally BEGGING to be a subject of experimental surgery but there's technically nothing "wrong" with me except that I don't have horns or a tail or a penis

[azol-otl]

Not Reverse Robins or Scrambled Birds but a secret third thing: A Step to the Left.

Not  Dick > Jason > Tim > Steph > Damian, 

but Jason > Tim > Steph > Damian > Dick*.

But not only them. Every sidekick with a legacy name gets shifted one spot. (No I’m not counting the Golden Age because I’m not combing through that ).

This means that Jason’s Titans team is him, Mia (Speedy), Jackson (Aqualad), Cassie (Wonder Girl), and Bart (Impulse but y’know he was KF II in the comics).

The NTT team including Starfire, Changeling, Raven, and Cyborg stays the same since they’re the only ones with those names. Cass gets lumped in here because Jason actually wants to do college/is becoming disillusioned about cape life and the idea of Kori learning Cass's body language is too good to pass up.

Tim gets one (1) cape friend (because Jason only got one) and it’s Zachary Zatara because it has to be a d-lister who deals with that disaster Teen Titans era.

Stephanie gets Jon (Superboy), Yara (Wonder Girl II now), and Irey (Because guess what it’s Impulse on the team and not KF which means we get Impulse II). Secret, Cissie, Anita, Slobo etc. all stay the same.

Damian doesn’t get anyone until he becomes Batgirl.

Duke literally gets Damian’s exact canon team but it’s Kon instead of Jon and probably won’t end with them committing war crimes.

If the character in that placement dies in canon then the new character in that placement also dies (i.e. Jason dies so Tim will die/ Kon dies so Jon will die).

But there will be changes because these are different characters so not all of them would react the same.

For example, Jason and Cass are the first Robin and Batgirl, but Cass becomes Nightwing while Jason becomes Oracle because I feel like Jason generally fits Barbara’s character better than Cass does (which is a fucking shame because Oracle being someone named Cassandra should be a no brainer but yeah).

 Or how Barbara should be Batgirl number three, but it’s actually Damian because Cass would see their similarities between them and offer him Batgirl (which he refuses at first but after his disastrous run as Robin he sees how Batgirl would fit his strengths better).

 Also I refuse to believe that Jason and Cass would let Dick out as Robin so young so he’s benched until later and his place is taken up by Duke and instead of Leviathan it’s Gnomon.

[stuartbedasso]

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[venus-ratt]

Just finished watching the FNAF movie and aghuuuu let's just say I'm glad I didn't go to the theater :(

Is sad because I really wanted to like it. My inner child was so excited. I remember my twelve year old self searching for "FNAF movie" and falling for obviously fake posters and trailers. I have a vivid memory of me trying to convince my uncle at a family gathering that the FNAF movie was real.

I knew it wasn't going to be a masterpiece. I was just hoping for mindless fun. Instead I was meet with a boring and confusing mess.

Don't get me wrong, I'm happy for people who are enjoying it. I'm not in any way trying to say that they are cringe or should be ashamed for liking it.

But yeah. For me, I will have to wait for a sequel that meets my expectations.

[rejectedfables]

someone explain to me why I can't use 100% silicone caulk to make a 100% silicone cock. Tell me why this isn't body safe before I poison myself from within

[absoloutenonsense]

😳-

[rookiesbookies]

One of my lovely little readers wants to hear about Konig’s PHAT Austrian cock? I got you.

Konig Dick Headcannons.

This man is the size of a bull and the whole barn. Like when yall fuck it’s down right a breeding session because I know he has a breeding kink and he’s too damn big not to.

With how veiny and leaky his uncut cock is with that beautiful piercing at the top? I’d never want to leave him. Im talking 8.3 inches and decently thick, but not as thick as I think Soap is. Thick base with a nice big tip but the rest of it is thin in comparison.

He knows just how to melt your brain with his prince albert piercing too. Massaging your clit with his tip, telling you he’s letting them meet and do introductions.

Teasing you already so much. You’re already so ready for his cock, begging for an orgasm, tired of clenching around nothing. The toys you were using while he was gone didn’t compare. You may have to make him do the clone a willy thing so you can properly feel something.

So when he’s finally inside you he loves to find that angle where he can just grind his hips lazily and tease that gummy spot with his piercing.

Does enjoy some roleplay but I do see the bedroom being where his anxiety really starts to show and his compensation begins to fail. He tries to be rough and dominant but he needs to make sure you’re ok. He knows he’s big and he knows it's heavy. He has to make sure you’re warmed up enough, he’s not just teasing to be cruel he swears.

He knows you’re on birth control but he begs to cum inside, he craves to breed you even if this home isn’t a stable environment yet. He wouldn’t bring a baby into this world yet but oh how his eyes roll back when you play along with his breeding fantasy.

He loves how you feel, he loves that his prince albert and his size doesn’t scare you. Oh god and if you ride him? He’s drooling, he can't focus, he’s so fucked out. Having a pussy that is all his? The thought alone turns him on. He craves to mold it into the shape of his dick so no other man could come close to pleasuring you, even if he knows how unrealistic that idea is.

Oh he’s still cocky in bed, but he’s definitely toned it down once he realizes you’re here to stay. Even if the cockiness is still full force when he jokes that you are both trying for a baby when he knows Krueger knows you’re on birth control and Horangi announces to him that it's a weird way of saying you’re both raw dogging.

And as cocky as he can be he’s definitely a pleasure dom in bed, your pleasure is all he cares about, his is a complete after thought.

[crockersbian]

g-d i hate vrissy