#coliflower

[memyselfandtheemperor]

For the new comers  that are insterested in reading  the whole comic thingy from the beginning, you can do it here:  

https://memyselfandtheemperor.tumblr.com/post/685417116140273664

Cheers!

[lovingnatalya]

Alicent: for the last time, it’s called coliflower! Not ghost broccoli!

Rhaenyra (shaking and crying): I know what I saw

[klownedmilk]

Just finished the episode

YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME MATTHEW MERCER YOU CANNOT DO THIS!!!

Okay FROM HERE BELOW literally everything I say will be spoilers.

Okay I knew queen rocks was gonna get got but I diddnt EXPECT WHAT HAPPENED TO HAPPEN?? HOLY SHIT??

Again. The slow collapse of Colin and delis relationship is not something I am prepared for at all. I am going to write angst because holy shit.

Seems like we're dealing with another time skip in which I am VERY excited especially because it seems like lady Amangeauxs child is shaping up to be a certain grape ruler of comida and I REALLY want to see whether or not we're on the money.

I'm starting to think that Colins secret is that he abandoned a potential ship crew . Especially with how Matt phrased his anxieties waiting for their target. I think his crew Maybe we're involved in something morally reprehensible and Colin abandoned them/was abandoned by them for it. Hence why Colin says "I don't even think I did anything wrong" because most likely? He didn't. But it could've gotten him in REALLY hot water with the diary islands.

So far the secrets as we know them I think are(even the not FDA related ones)

Deli: Is in a relationship he should ABSOLUTELY not be in especially with how the Ceresians are actively waging war against the meatlanders

Lady Amangeaux: Literally has a child,

Colin: Tell me your secrets cheese man.

Karn: Derives her powers from the hungry one. however unlike cumulous it seems that Karn actively praises and worships the hungry one. Is masquerading as her previous spy master

Raphenial: Sees visions of a "blender". Possibly another power source similar to the hungry one or the bulb but with sentience?

I get the feeling blizabeth Brassica got her views from that fucking coliflower woman

Overall. New episode? Got my ass good.

[photolable]

Coliflower sabji.

[theoriginalmeep]

I made riced coliflower and now all the house smells aah. Is there a rice alternative that doesn't STINK?

[ventrevide]

Yesterday I didn't go to my cousin's birthday, bc I said I was sick.

So this is what I ate today, I tried to do a "smoothie diet"

Tomorrow I will fast again until Thursday.

Breakfast:

1/4 green apple 20 cal

11 blueberries 9 cal

1/4 cup frozen raspberries 9 cal

1/3 glass low fat not milk 18 cal

Ginger

Cinnamon

Mint

Ice

Water

Total: 58 cal

Lunch:

cucumber 13 cal

brocoli 8 cal

coliflower 9 cal

Celery 16 cal

Almond yogurt 20 cal

Nutritional yeast 20 cal

Total: 86 cal

Dinner:

Banana 38 cal

Apple 20 cal

Blueberries 10 cal

Not milk low fat 14 cal

Cornstarch 36 cal

Total: 118

[oh-no-boi]

i ordered general tso chicken and orange chicken, both meals to come with veggies and rice (the other with noodles) and the nicest thing the veggies this time are just steamed/whatever brocoli and carrot and nothing else and its wonderful 🥹 out of steamed veggies i only like brocoli, coliflower and carrots so any time theres other stuff, i either throw it out or give it to my mom if she's there so yeah heh all the veggies for me!!!

...yeah i bought 2 bc im hoping to milk it for at least 2 days of lunch maybe

i need to go grocery shopping bc my supply of frozen chicken/meat is running low in that all i got is some ground beef and a boney not so whole chicken that i think is for mom's eventual chicken soup or sometbing...

hopefully i'll go shopping tomorrow..

srsly tho, one of the biggest dreads of work is just figuring out wtf to bring to lunch and to not be hungry but not over eat either bc then i'll just get more tired and sleepy lmao eating makes me tired too that a 30 min lunch is like.. it always feel too short so again i try to have just enough food to finish in 20 mins so have 10 mins to just slowly eat the apple slices i pack and sort of rest from eating food *food* (im lik3 still :•| over my superviser thibking im on a diet lmao like no never, i just fucking try to toe a very specific line with food at work.... frabkly if i eat a bit too much, i also then gotta poop and i dont fucking wanna do that at work bc its uncomfy >.>)

im so tired and weary

anyway real glad i got noodles and not only fried rice, both very good in diff ways, so tasty

[ppnuggie]

hello ppnuggie <3

can i have a lost in space match up please :3?

i go by sunny, my pronouns are she/they and im omnisexual!!

i have short, curly ginger hair and a lot of freckles,, im planing on getting little solar systems tattoed on diffrent clutters of freckles which is not really relevant ig but,, freckles

my eye color is a mix of blue and green and people have actually argued over what my eye color is at school lol,, i dont really have an aesthetic but i do have these really cool pants with doodles on them and a little ufo on the back pocket that says "i need space"

i have a very cheery personality around friends and i would literally die for them,, i dont express myself around my family as much because they can be really judgy and im really sensitive,, and if im around someone i absolutely hate/someone who has wronged me significantly, i will let them know exactly how i feel - if i do have an issue with someone i will always try to solve the issue in a civil mannar without hurting their feelings,, i rely on communication a lot and its an important thing to me with different relationships

but other than that, im very friendly with new people and friends, im very open and try very hard not to be intimidating, because as an antisocial and socially anxious person ik how it feel when talking to knew people,, im definitely more confident over social media and texts than i am in person.

im an artist!!! im graduating a year early from high school and going to one of the country's best art schools!! ive had art set as acareer path in my brain since the 5th grade,, art is my life

i also dabble in creative writting, mostly fanfics but its just so incredible to come up with stories,, im a big book worm,, if im not drawing or watching cartoons/syfi films im reading, could be ao3, wattpad, tumblr fics, poetry, or a physical book i bought, i will read it

i love syfi and action that simmer in some romance ya know,, it just hits diffrent,, especially alien robot themed syfi,, idk my brain just eplodes when i see space robots

i hate being surrounded by clutter, my surroundings affect my mental state so i try to be as clean as possible to keep my attitude and motivation up :))

i have anxiety + social anxiety,, especially if im alone in crowded/public spaces- went on a college field trip once in middle school and i had a break down at taco bell because none of my friends were there and i was surrounded by strangers,, students or not,,

i hate broccoli and coliflower and public speaking/presentation assignments

im sorry if this is too much? ive never asked for a match up before but the ones ive seen are kinda lengthy so im not too sure :// i might do another match up ask in the future for tfp if its still open i love those funky dudes

anyways thank you for reading my tf stuff and requesting it was the highlight of my week !!! :D

ahh tysm for requesting !! 🥹🥹🙏❤️ im so sorry i havent been able to reply to the comments and stuff you make on my posts 😭😭 i promise im not ignoring you ,, its just this isnt my main blog but instead a side blog ,, my main one i dont bother or toucb anymore 😭😭 but my dms are definitely open if you ever wish to talk or so <33 and np !! i cant wait to see the finished result for the request :D i like your work so much 🥹 its rlly good !! heres you matchup <33 under the thing ,, and dw ,, you can request again for tfp bc no ones rlly requested so far 😭🙏 congrats on the art school tho ! :D hope you do have fun with that !!

𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐃 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 : robot !! :D

𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐃𝐄𝐒 :

• he would stay around you often ,, not bothering to spend time with others and instead stick close to you unless you told him not to

• hes very curious about you ,, lights swirling around inside the glass on his face ,, he finds you interesting and nice to be around

• whilst hes not all that sure about humans just yet ,, as they all act differently from one another ,, he does feel safer and more comfortable around you

• whenever he catches glimpses of your drawings he tilts his head to the side ,, wondering about them in his mind

• he loves to see your drawings ,, how each varies differently from one to another ,, it just makes more memories for him

• he has tried to draw something for you before ,, wanting to indulge in this littke artistic hobby of yours and make something ,, though it was only in the dirt as he doesnt know how to use pencils and stuff yet

• he’ll help you with public spaces and crowds and strangers as best as he can ,, making it known hes there for you shall you need some reassurance <3

𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎

the small stick glided around in the dirt ,, shapes starting to form as he moved it about. he had his mind focused on a plant form ,, gazing back and forth at it as he tried to mimick its shaping. the lights swirled softly inside the glass ,, hand moving to make another shape.

once finished ,, he turned to look up at you. the lights never once stopped swirling ,, a soft hum coming from robot as he awaited for your reaction. laid there in the dirt had been a mishapened flower ,, the one just a little bit in front of you two.

he hoped you liked it somewhat ,, hoping you’ll enjoy his creation as much as he enjoys yours. the lights slowed their pace ,, blue gazing into your eyes as he awaited.

[lyxthen]

Well, when the first people came, they were like gods. There was a man and a woman. The first two people were called Adam and Eve. They didn't have houses. They used to sleep under a tree, this was a long time ago. There wasn't one mountain, or cave, or pebble: the earth was flat, without hills or valleys, all bare land, it was.

So yes, Adam and Eve slept under the tree, because Adam and Eve were the first people. Well, who knows what they were thinking, when they made mud, and started shaping it. They gave the mud hands, a head, a nose, feet, ears and eyes. All that, they gave to the mud. They did it well. The mud started to turn into people. Now they could move and speak, very quickly, those that had been made from mud.

Then our Father from Heaven thought it was wrong that there were no mountains, pebbles or hills. There were no places for the water to run through, no rivers. His children could not survive, water covered them because there were no valleys and no hills. Then a very powerful earthquake came, it came because there were no rocks yet. Our Holly Father from Heaven, the Sun, made rocks. He made pebbles and hills and valleys, he made rivers. Then water ran, and people weren't covered by water, and there weren't earthquakes every day anymore, because the new land was too heavy for the Mother of Earthquakes. At the start it wasn't as heavy, as there were no rocks. When our Father the Sun made them the earth sank. There are still quakes, but they happen less often. A long time ago, there were quakes every day.

Well, this place were Adam and Eve lived didn't sank. They were under the tree when the earthquake happened. Those who had been made with mud were also under the tree, and now they were people. One was a man, the other a woman, and they were all naked like that. They barely covered their private parts and their asses a little bit, they had a cloth tied to their waist. But they didn't know how to eat, how to sing or how to party, they didn't know how to dance or sleep, they just sat there. They didn't sleep because it was always day, and the land never darkened, there was always light. Our Holly Father the sun fell, yes, and was replaced by our Holly Mother the Moon, but she was just as bright as him, and so there was no night. Our Holly father the Sun didn't like that, because his children weren't able to sleep, since it was so bright all the time. So the land started to darken. Our Holly Mother the Moon covered her face, but then the demons came. They were always there, watching, but now Our Holly Mother the Moon, having covered her face, couldn't see them coming, and she couldn't protect her children. That's why demons came.

So the mud people fell asleep, and so did Adam and Eve. There weren't any saints back then, and there were no churches, no houses. There was only The Sun and The Moon, and nothing else. That's why it was all full of demons. But then the Saints of The Church came, and by then there were already hills and valleys.

It came time for Adam and Eve to mate but they didn't know how to do that, since they were asleep. So they didn't mate, until the demons came and ordered for them to mate. They came together, and they were happy. And they came together every day, because it felt really good. They started telling the mud people, "when you lay down to sleep, hug each other and kiss each other, it is good, very good". That's what Adam and Eve told them.

But the mud people didn't know how to hug or how to kiss, they didn't know how to work or play. They didn't know anything yet, but they obeyed Adam and Eve. Eventually their children were born. That's how people started slowly to multiply, and they were many of them.

But they still didn't know how to party or sing, they didn't know how to drink posh, they couldn't dance, they didn't even have houses or clothes, nothing of that. They didn't eat much either, they ate one corn seed every day. There wasn't any corn at the start of things, only coliflower and beans and beetroot leaves. The people that had come before corn didn't eat tortillas, only coliflower and beans and leaves.

Demons killed Our Holly Father the Sun, as he used to walk on land, back then. They buried him, but he wasn't really dead. The demons thought he was, but he wasn't. But then they say him walking again. So they gave him posh with demon piss to drink, and he got drunk, Our Father the Sun. He laid down asleep for a whole our. Then he came back to his senses and he thought the posh was good. And so, he drinked more.

"It would be good, if my children had this. If I don't give it to them they will never know how to sing and dance and party. I should give them this posh. If they drink it they will throw parties in my name, and learn to play the harp and the guitar". That's what Our Holly Father the Sun said.

And they learned to play and sing and party, but only after having drunk the posh. If they hadn't they would never have learned to do it.

Well, one thing is true about the people that lived back then: and it's that they had eyes that were like dog eyes. They had really good night vision, they could see as if it were day. But our Holly Father wasn't content with that. He thought it was not right for them to see al the riches the Lord of the Earth had hidden in the mountains. "I should rather cover their eyes", said our Holly Father the Sun from the Heavens.

Well, now people had their eyes covered by a little cloth. They couldn't see their way at night anymore, but a long time ago they could see it very well.

Our Holly Father the Sun from Heaven saw that people weren't eating enough and he thought that was bad. "It would be good for them to eat more, if they don't they won't work. If they eat a lot they'll work a lot", those are the words our Holly Father said. He saw it was bad for them to eat one corn seed every day. It was bad that people weren't working enough. So a young corn sprout came floating down the river, and the people back then planted it next to the river. They took care of it so it wouldn't wither. And it grew, the little corn didn't die, it grew tall. And so that's when milpa showed itself.

People grew tall, too, and multiplied even faster. They started making houses with leaves, but they couldn't protect them well from rain. Their clothes weren't good either, they had made them with tree bark. A little later our Lord San Juan came with all his sheep. That's when they started making clothes for people. He started making clothes for his children, but then they learned to make it themselves. They saw him coming, and they saw how he built his house and how he made the bell ring. All that, the first people saw. Then, when he grew old, he told his children the story of how they had been made. When the old people died, they had already told their children how things had been before.

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This story is a rendition of the Christian story of creation, by the tsotsil people, according to "myths" by Elisa Ramirez Castañeda. Their version of Genesis is nothing like the one most Christians are familiar with. It feels wrong to call it Genesis, even, it's more like a christianized native myth. The book doesn't elaborate of where exactly this story was collected, outside of the fact that it was collected in the tsotsil language, that is spoken in the state of Chiapas in southern mexico. Something about it fascinates me, so I've gone out of my way to translate it to English. It is a translation of a translation, and a lot of the original meaning might be lost by now. The book I got this from is fully written in Spanish. I tried to be as direct with the translation as I could, and it isn't revised, so there likely are grammar mistakes all over the place. I am not feeling very well physically, either, but oh well, at least I tried. I am passionate about creation myths, and this is one of my favorites so far. I know this post doesn't quite fit with the rest of my blog (general fandom tomfoolery etc). Sorry for that.

[mwmusicx]

*sandwich

*jam panini

*coliflower and rice

*leftover chinese food

[spookyjellyfishsposts]

OMG JAIL

I get so fucking wet over coliflower and ranch

[informativosevilla]

Coliflow y Glovo se alían para llevar a domicilio las pizzas con base con coliflor en Barcelona, Madrid y Valencia

Coliflow y Glovo se alían para llevar a domicilio las pizzas con base con coliflor en Barcelona, Madrid y Valencia

VALÈNCIA. Coliflow, la marca de pizzas con base con coliflor creada por Alba Sánchez-Vicario, continúa con su estrategia de expansión y tras afianzar su presencia en más de 900 puntos de venta en toda España acaba de sellar un acuerdo con Glovo para incluir el producto en la oferta de supermercado de este operador, en las ciudades de Barcelona, Madrid y Valencia. La compañía señala que cuenta con…

[asmeninas]

broccoli or coliflower.....

I enjoy both but brocolli if it's a competition.

[irlkpop]

At trader joes for the first time and they hav3 blue coliflower..... i never.....my lanta

[aspanishomelette]

En el menú de hoy...lo que puede que comas mañana, porque o vives de Bolivia pa la izquierda o ya vas en horario merienda-cena. Hoy plato completito. Y lo bueno que es tener cositas preparadas con antelación (hoy ha sido en día de hacerlas). Al lío. El plato lleva: garbanzos, arroz basmati, coliflor, zanahorias, brócoli, cebolla frita (poca, pero es el capricho), una tortilla de maíz y un aderezo con tahini que te dejaría muerto (eso os lo cuento otro día). No voy a contaros como hacer este plato, porque sería un ofensa, sólo deciros que el brócoli está al vapor y las zanahorias y la coliflor al horno. En fin, que paséis buena tarde. #vegan #vegano #recetavegana #comidavegana #veganmeals #chickpeas #brocoli #coliflower #tahini #basmatirice #vegandishes #healthyfood #healthymeals #easyrecipes #easyveganrecipes #rapidoyfacil #instagood #instafood #healthyvegan https://www.instagram.com/p/CZhTr9Bo_vt/?utm_medium=tumblr

[thxrapyy]