Guys today say "I love you" directly instead of "confessing their ironic love in an off-Broadway parody performance of friends, wherein the main character is friendzoned until the ends of the earth, and stage kiss as ragnaross and ragnarachel". SMH.
For context, Dr. Goldfoot (in this film) builds anatomically correct girl robots. He has planted a bomb in each one, and whomever she kisses, they explode into smithereens. He's plotting to exterminate the leader of each country in order to take over the world.
i just can’t get over shin hati’s dramatic ass entrance by dropping off her cape and doing that weird failed attempt force jump to impress her girlfriend along with the cocky flirting and there’s ahsoka side-eyeing the gay tension between shin and sabine before they start brawling at each other out like feral cats in the middle of the street because it’s how they bond yeah this is a love story
There’s a general consensus that above all else Jason should be homicidal again. However I think what’s also very important is that he should be a fucking hoot.
There’s nothing not funny about this entire bit.
1. He couldn’t give less of a shit about explaining that he’s single-handedly trying to stop a terrorist attack. Obviously cause he’s short on time, but even if he had all the time in the world he would still be this indifferent towards explaining himself to cops.
2. This bomb is seconds away from exploding but he’s at most mildly annoyed like he’s in the office doing some menial task.
3. The perfectly timed British jokes.
4. Circling back to number 1 on the list. After he throws the bomb into the water he just dips. For all they know he’s the (weird) terrorist. (But as long as everyone’s okay he doesn’t care! The beauty of Jason Todd everybody).
This one is funny (but it’s also true)? Like yes … that is exactly what you are. (A sweet, kind-hearted goodboy learning how to effectively poison people, shoot guns, and blow shit up with all manner of explosives like a certified pro).
Bonus:
Red Hood: The Lost Days #5 (2010-)
Red Hood: The Lost Days #4 (2010-)
“Not so irritating for an American” is a far more impressive title than “genius” if you ask me. Although I think Jason balances both pretty well.
I like the divorce au because that means claude was planning to bomb her girlfriend's ex husband
she never stopped trying to bomb him even after the whole domestication arc. he's the road runner to claude's will-e coyote, if the roadrunner's main defence was catching the coyote's bombs, throwing them back at her, and getting both of them banned from ever being in the same room without supervision
smalletho for the win indeed! i ended up making a silly little propaganda poster for our silly little propaganda goals!! :)
vote smalletho today and get a doodle tomorrow (or some other day, mayhaps)
also i was meant to draw the final 4 in s2 , the final 3 in s3 and the guys in the mansion having their own christmases but i gave up 😭 so have a mephone doodle !!!
How it feels reading the Hornblower books expecting conventional and straightforward adventure tales about old fashioned heroism on the high seas and then you get to one of Hornblower's intrusive thoughts