#commit murder if asked me to

[diyasgarden]

paddington bear with josh !!

he is soooo paddington bear

[hjtart]

me when im SOOOOOOOO normal about greek mythology and curses and what not. anyway i like to think orestes a little hesitant abt matricide on the journey. when your cringe god bestows you with some fucking task

[jazz--bugg]

I love Murder Drones, I love FNAF, and I really love DCA reader inserts so why not squish them all up together?

This AU is still in super early stages and I have a feeling that SOTM is gonna influence it heavily so I probably won't do much with it until I've seen a couple play-throughs of the game in April.

DCA WIPS under cut

[sirspeep]

[elodieunderglass]

I know most people can be pushed to murder, so I’m not asking who in the c-generation would kill someone. I’m asking who would cover up a murder best, and who would be worst.

(In reference to the messy horse dynasty)

Sometime in the 1960s, a trio of children - Bill, Brendan and Bláithnaid - committed and covered up a murder. They were absolutely insistent on not involving adults at all.

Oddly, I think the C-generation, cousins and all, would instantly default to …

… confessing all to Bren’n’Blaw. That’s what they’re FOR. Disappearing your problems. They know a guy. They ARE the guy. Why wouldn’t you call them? They were probably in your head while you were doing the murder, the joint voice of unhelpful intrusive thoughts like PULL THE CURTAINS DOWN ON HIM AND THEN HIT HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH THE TROPHY. NICE.

it would be instinctive. A reflex. Call your aunt and uncle

So anyone in the heart of the family would be safe! Safe, safe, safe safe safe, that’s what they’re FOR, don’t worry, if it gets sticky, the Saint will throw himself in jail for ya, he likes it, it’ll be a treat at his time of life 👍 don’t worry!!

Charlie, however, is entirely off the radar.

He’d be screwed.

[luna-the-cretar]

I saw another post questioning if Jericho is all sweet and clumsy and endearing because that’s how he was made, and the only emotion he really formed himself was envy (and all that stems from said envy, like the lust), and it made me realize just how much of a fucking genius Mikey is

(minor character spoilers)

Because…yeah. Jericho IS endearing. He is goofy, clumsy, and just. Endearing. To the party, to the NPCs they encounter, and most importantly, to the AUDIENCE.

You have to remember, Jericho is supposed to be like the Pied Piper, luring the children of the village into the river. Except, instead of children, it was the halflings (children and adults alike), and instead of the river, it was the Hags den. His whole purpose before Virgil was to lower your guard and lead you to your demise.

And Mikey plays that PERFECTLY. He made Jericho this sweet, goofy, sad boy who has an undeniable darkness within him, but the audience still chooses to look over because it’s Jericho! Pure sweet endearing Jericho. Jericho, the one character that is consistently found to be one of the most beloved by the fandom as a whole.

And the wild part is that it WORKS. If not in canon then outside of it. The audience are the halflings. The few that don’t like him are the few that don’t follow. But the majority will find themselves committing atrocities for him, and will follow him into the Hags lair.

Also, to that note, it was incredibly smart of Nikkie to introduce Jericho FIRST. Introduce him as a sweet wandering bard, with an odd crow whispering hateful words into his ear. I mean, he was able to lower both Marius and Lethica’s guards, and had Lethica practically eating out of the palm of his hand by the time they exchanged hellos. And, of course, I can’t say for everyone, but for me, he had me by the chokehold by the ten minute mark in the first episode

I just. I have to applaud Mikey for making Jericho just so endearing for genuine lore reasons, and play into it SO WELL that if Jericho asked the audience to follow him into the river, we most certainly would

[ohplasticheart]

kiribaku canon solely on the fact that apparently bakugou let's kirishima eat in his car

[i-may-be-an-emu]

Obsessed with Peter Billy x Frank.

They’re coworkers to enemies (to lovers?) They’re cheating on their wives with eachother’s wives. Peter kidnapped and tortured Frank, and is unhealthily obsessed with him. They have each-others faces. Frank said “I always thought you were a handsome fellow.”

Chip Harrington is somewhere too- that’s not relevant to the ship but he’s very much just in the background, walking around.

[kerbubbles]

Toxic old man yaoi is very delicious dont get me wrong but like

Holds abused and unloved, tragic genius doctor ivo robotnik in my hands. You will be shown love. You will not be doomed to be the villain that dies at the end to the crowd's cheers. You will get the man. I will see to it myself.

[catpriciousmarjara]

Woke up today to some wild jjk leaks and it turns out Gege is hitting that Hamlet type beat with some uncle-nephew drama with Sukuna and Yuuji? Like what?

By the gods Kenjaku really be messing with that family tree. And this still doesn't explain why Itadori Wasuke looks so much like Sukuna? Like with Jin and Yuuji it makes sense now...but what about grandpadori? Something must've been up with that family even before the Kenjaku and his shenanigans.

It truly is our Jujutsu Kaisen! Amen.

[unwavering-devotion]

you don’t enjoy the straight-waistcoat ?

Is this Dr. Seward.

"You don't enjoy the straight-waistcoat?" NO. NO, I DO NOT.

I felt so angry at this that I decided to take my ranting out of the "tags". What kind of question is this?! "You don't enjoy being immobilised?" "You don't enjoy being trapped?" NO!! I THINK THAT'S RATHER OBVIOUS, DON'T YOU!!?

They put you in it for the smallest of reasons, too!! I can understand strapping me into the dreadful thing when I'm hurting myself or someone else, I'm not ignorant, but I swear they do it just because they can!!! "Ohhh, Mr. Renfield, this is for your sake!" "Mr. Renfield, you'll thank me later." NO I WILL NOT!!! I've been put in a straight-waistcoat for simply disobeying!! Or when they unjustly decide that I "looked at them wrong"!!

That thing exists only for them to show off their power!!! They're playing God!!!

When I'm in one, it feels like I can't breathe. Is it supposed to do that??! My mind starts to spin and I can't think. I can't think, I can't move, I can't breathe-

And after that climax settles then I just feel numb. And they stare, and they stare, and they stare. I sit there in the padded cell and I can feel their eyes all over me when they check in. Judging.

They think they're better than me, don't they??! They do!!! They think I'm "mad"!!! They put me in that awful thing just so they could feel "safe" because I'm "insane"!!!

And the worst part is, after a while, I start to think that they're right. Am I allowed to say that here? I hope I'm not too mad. I have to be on my best behaviour for Him, I can't act like a loon!

The straight-waistcoat is the only thing that genuinely makes me think twice about my actions. I try not to do anything too bad, nothing that would warrant me to be trapped inside that Hell. I can't help it sometimes. Other times, I think they put it on me for no reason than to see me squirm. Even when I don't have it on, I can feel it on my skin.

Does that answer your question? I hate it. I don't "enjoy the straight-waistcoat", Anonymous stranger. You wouldn't, either.

[catcas22]

... Is this how it feels to simp?

[tayloralisonswift]

when people are being rude to my mutuals

[77ebe]

"I did it..."

[separatist-apologist]

What do you think your best quality is as a writer?

My willingness to commit to the bit

[rius-cave]

This comic this artist made is making me go crazy because it just shows how Adam was never the villain! Like they make it seem like him killing sinners is a bad thing...like hello!? Sinners?! You mean the people who did down right horrible terrible things that they CHOSE to do by free will and ended down in hell by their own actions. But Adam is the bad guy for killing the r*pist and abusers? Adam? The guy who probably wasn't always like this, but has been jaded by the evil of man kind caused by Lucifer? Lucifer, the guy that was so selfish about wanting HIS vision for what mankind should be. Leading all humankind to it's down fall? Now his kid is trying to get these horrible people into heaven where they'll most definitely run into their victims again, and their victims have to now live eternity with them?

And sure, Adam is not 1000% perfect, and I'm sure some people in hell are not just plain evil like angel dust or nifty. But Adam is the asshole? Please.

I love hazbin, but there's a lot of things they need to address in season 2.

https://x.com/TioLimonD/status/1814092025526161808?t=Q4xjSEa-AJ5Saj9PRTP3Ug&s=19

Okay anon, I definitely think you're missing the point a little bit lolol

Yes, it's definitely a little more nuanced than just "Adam bad, people in Hell good", but let's not go and boil it down to "Adam hero, sinners awful" either lmao.

We're talking about the guy that's completely okay with killing children, with punishing people, the guy who just ENJOYS killing. I love Adam, I really do, but he is literally committing genocide.

Listen, I'm not about to come here and lecture any of you on whether or not it is moral to kill bad people or not, especially when the alternative is making them better people. Like we know, Hazbin's theme is about redemption, in believing that people who once did bad things can be better. This is an important message for the show, and I'd argue it should be something that we believe in too, at least for most people. I'm someone who also believes in redemption, in people genuinely seeing the error of their ways and being better in the future.

But even if you believe that all criminals should die or that we should genocide prisons as well, the show is kind of... Very clear that a good number of the people in Hell are NOT that. It's more complicated, it's not just black and white, it's not just sinners and winners. They're all human souls who made mistakes, and maybe some of them genuinely want to do better, or they COULD if someone gave them a chance, like Pentious and Angel.

I love Adam, and I don't think he's just completely evil either, or that the Hazbin cast are all saints or that people in Hell are GOOD people, but my boy Adam is a straight up murderer lol and the show is clear that this includes innocent people as well.