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martyrbat · 6 months

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hate when a batman artist isn't committed to bruce's lame bat schtick... give that man a bat insignia on the bottom of his boots rn

#edit: check reblogs for the addition to this post 👍#listen. i can call it lame. hes a loser and its part of his character to be a loser. but he's also a committed cunt.#you think hes going to NOT have bat shoe imprints?? you think thats the one thing he's going to suddenly be subtle about?#commit to the campiness or get outta here!!!#ransom note

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phantomrose96 · 11 months

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Thinking about Edward Elric as the Amestrian Military's specialest little unfireable boy

State alchemists can be fired for underperforming. We know this up front from the likes of Shou Tucker. And this makes a ton of sense from the homunculi's standpoint since the state alchemists are sacrifice candidates, and the homunculi would want to cull the weakest candidates and focus only on cultivating the strongest ones who stand the best chance of opening the portal.

........Then there's Edward. Who's already opened the portal.

There's no need to cultivate him. No gamble taken on whether he's good enough to open the portal. He passed the final test already. Graduated 4 semesters early.

And as such, has a free pass to do Absolute Fuck All.

And I'm imagining how funny this is from like an outside perspective.

Some newish state alchemist who'd only ever read up on the stories of Edward Elric, ready and excited to start their career of being paid handsomely with endless freedom to research and travel and do anything they want in the pursuit of science... surprised and confused to find themselves put on probation their first month for things like "ignoring orders." Which is, as best they had thought, a famous Edward Elric pastime.

Roy showing a slight bit of stress about his yearly state alchemist report, and Ed just snorting and rolling his eyes at Roy because every year HE just hastily does his on the train ride over (canon in the manga, a travesty it was left out of the anime) and it gets rubber stamped. Ed not realizing that other alchemists' reports get genuinely scrutinized and torn apart while Ed is free to turn in whatever absolute bullshit he thinks of 36 hours ahead of time. One year his report was about whether alchemy could be done via dance (conclusion: no it can't) and no one cared. Roy WANTS to tell Ed there's some kind of unknown favoritism around Ed making him literally bullet-proof but Roy has no way to phrase this that doesn't sound like he's just in denial and mad at how good Ed's train-reports are.

Guy from the Internal Amestrian Affairs sector who's responsible for auditing other internal military personel for any suspicious activity hitting about 1 million red flags for Edward Elric, issuing a STRONG and URGENT recommendation to suspend the alchemist pending further investigation into things like "literal bunk-buddies with two members of the Xingese royalty (enemy nation)" and "spent $10,000,000 of his stipend on a librarian to make her re-copy (what he seemed to interpret as?) military records in some extremely transparent effort to unearth state secrets (it was a recipe book but he was literally asking her about state secrets)" and "literally has never once obeyed an order, ever, not even once in his career, and is on public record having said 'I do not care about the goals and protections of the Amestrian Military. I am in fact only pursuing my own interests several of which are diametrically opposed to the safety and well-being of the governing body of Amestris'"

The issued recommendation is intercepted before it even reaches its intended desk. President Bradley himself has taken issue with it and denies it before a single set of eyes has seen it. The President's veto stamp is a terrifying hammer, used rarely, and it is now sitting on the auditor's desk.

The auditor sleeps with one eye open from then on out.

#fma #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood #fma:b #literally anything about the dynamic between edward and the amestrian government is so so so funny to me #im begging you to come pick up your alchemist he keeps committing treason #Roy: absolute perfect ass-kisser and career-man playing the part 24/7 to disguise his treasonous ambitions and still #not flying under the radar #Edward on his public Twitter: bored. might tear down the Amestrian government for fun.

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cairafea · 17 days

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my favourite genre of seventeen is when they're straight up lying

ref:

#quite possibly the funniest still in the entire episode #“he's not that scary” with THREE WHOLE PEOPLE ON THE COUNTER #this is like the funniest episode of gose we've gotten in a while #gose writers understand the series and the medium so much they always know and commit to the funniest bit possible #i could write an essay on the going seventeen horror specials and how the writers subvert/evolve the going original episodes #the exit pass part of the episode was peak btw #i had to cross-reference their outfits + the next few camera angles + voices to figure out who the two crouched in front of jeonghan were #so if that wasn't them. rip.#seventeen #svt #going seventeen #gose #wonwoo #junhui #jeonghan #my art #fanart #art #comic #no watermark it's been 3 months since I've touched this account I forgor #dont repost or dk will start his 5 step donald duck zombie routine and you will not be able to escape.#i also need yall to know. when jun was zombie-talking to the exit pass people. he sounded like an angry bird.

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contact-guy · 4 months

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MORE...I said I didn't like this story but there are many charming bits, including new besties holding hands and Holmes backstory lore. Also I love how absolutely DONE Mary Morstan is when talking to Sholto...the thinnest veil of politeness drawn over exhausted bitchiness. Watson really vibes with a certain type.

This is part four for THE SIGN OF THE FOUR, (Part one), (part two), and (part three)

(This is part of the Watsons sketchbook series!)

#the hand holding part is so cute in the book #if i wasn't committed to a gay reading #it's genuinely a very sweet romance #but works just as easily as a friendship #watson's sketchbook #my art #sherlock holmes #john watson #acd holmes #acd canon

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 8 months

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Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 3: Enveloping Feelings.

(Part 1, Part 2, Part 4 (soon))

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #Yungmeng Jiang training arc AU #I wanted to try out a different paneling style for this one - sorry I'm a day late! (there will still be a post tomorrow to keep on track)#The original 3 panel comic idea was fine but the point of this new schedule was to take time to push myself a bit more.#I was taking a look back through some comic artists I felt inspired by #and I really loved how Lynda Barry fills her gutters with patterns and doodles!#Obviously I'm not going as absolutely wild with it as she does but it was a great exercise!#I truly think the gutters are the most important and most overlooked part of any comic. There's lots going on in that space.#It's the same with timeskips. The implied movement between moments that we don't see changes depending on how wide that gap is #You're here for the funny tags so here's some that ties this time talk together:#I think LWJ was thinking about that second note from day 2 but it took him 7 days of hazing to commit it to paper.#I think he sends it a day later and immediately regrets it. Chasing down the messenger and everything.#You know if something actually happened to his brother he would never ever forgive himself for putting the bad vibes out there.#Third time skip was the hardest because there was so many possible flavours of jokes here. Day 8/9 was a personal favourite.#day 14 was also funny (week by week). I think the debate on 'how long does lwj take to catch feelings' is more or less:#'how long does it take for him to arrive at a particular stage of grief and yearning (and awareness of it all)#This is a symphony. There is an act by act structure. Every day he is fighting to keep his old sensibilities. He is losing so badly.#(I'll be returning to the main comic soon but there is more of this AU to come!)

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jiiyawns · 1 year

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i spent a solid hour convinced shadow thought "locksmith" was "guy that locks doors"

the truth was almost as funny . but like was he provided all those locks or

#like was that part of his lore card. did. did he make these locks. was he really committed to the bit #shadow the hedgehog #miles tails prower #sonic the hedgehog #the murder of sonic the hedgehog #sth #fanart #draw

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the-woman-upstairs · 7 months

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Denis Villenueuve: I’m thinking we can tone down or excise the predatory, incestuous vibes between Baron Harkonnen and Feyd-Rautha, it’s not really necessary for the story anyway.

Austin Butler:

#when he went in for that second kiss my eyebrows shot straight to the ceiling #now here’s somebody who understands the cinematic importance of being a weird little freak #and we love to see someone commit to the bit #dune #dune part two

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stickandthorn · 7 months

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What’s up, baby here, coming to you live from in-utero with another blazing hot question for this AMA with my mama: hey mama, they the fuck isn’t my bitchass brother accepting his status as the Messiah who will bring unto this world a Holy War which will leave millions dead and burning in the shadow of its wake?

#dune #dune part two #dune part 2 #dune spoilers #dune part two spoilers #they should’ve committed and made the baby kill people

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tapeworrmart · 5 months

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"I shouldn't even be here" 💥✨

#Finished my 3rd rewatch of this season. Rust... My guy....#This line makes me wanna SCREAM. Man's was for sure gonna Commit after this was done. And then he gets his chance and comes back.#He is trapped in this never ending cycle of trauma and violence. Stuck in a loop. Repetition in narratives GETS ME #I love rust cuz he doesn't feel like he should be a part of the world. He's passing through.#True detective #Rust cohle #rustin cohle #true detective s1 #True detective season 1 #matthew mcconaughey #fan art #art #sketch #character art #Blood

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bluegiragi · 2 years

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konig is very good for ghost and soap in the soapbox saga finale <3

read the full comic (29 pages) on patreon!

#drawing this kiss was honestly one of my favourite parts #but yeah omg i spent the last 2-3 days just committing to getting this finale done #its by far the longest 'episode' in the series and im very proud of how it came out #also this comic series ended on such a sweet note despite the filth #love my boys #also the soapbox saga has technically ended but im definitely not abandoning these three #im far too attached to konig by now #wet cat and his two doms #konig #ghost #simon riley #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #john mactavish #soapbox #soapbox saga #giragi art

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spacebubblehomebase · 4 months

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"Say My Name."

Tumblr "Poll Results" for my #HHStargazersAU are out and so I'm releasing ALL the currently available titles of my future posts for this story!!! Though to not completely spoil the plot for everyone, I redacted some parts on the list. Just know that, while I DO have plans, they could always change and not everything is complete. But if you're still willing to be patient with me, here's a taste of my writing and art! Nothing serious. Just to see if it's to your liking. I won't always stick to such style, but there WILL be consistent world building as it's my favorite part of starting any AU! And if you like Chaggie or queerplatonic Radioapple centric stories then you're in luck because that's EVERYTHING I'm here for! It'll take a lot of effort, but GOD will it also be a LOT of fun! XD Still a show is nothing without an audience and according to my list, it's time for an INTEREST CHECK, so what say you? 👀✨️ -Bubbly💙

(For more context, check out "Part One" of my story! "A New Day Will Dawn...")

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houseswife · 9 months

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you guys remember when house wanted to move into wilson’s spare bedroom (amber shrine) and the way he chose to communicate this was by jerking off on his couch when he knew wilson would catch him. i’m seriously asking. are they normal about anything

#I want a permanent room in your home #which also happens to be the room where you and your dead gf used to sleep #I think I’ll masturbate about it #I fucking hate them aksbdhajjsbsj #house md #hilson #house/wilson #greg house #gregory house #james wilson #the worst part is #he kept his hand under the blanket all through the interaction #something something men will construct intricate rituals in order to relieve the seriousness of asking for further commitment #while also being able to look their bff in the eyes while their hand is on their dick

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lynaferns · 1 year

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My DCA design updated + Eclipse

Separated ver. + comentary under the cut

Not quite content with eclipses end result but eh, idk if I'll draw eclipse much so...

I've been wanting for a while to update my refs for my designs of them. The old ones got... old. It's funny how I simplificated some aspects of their designs in order to complicated others haha.

ngl I got tired at some point and just wanted to finish