#the worst part is

[houseswife]

you guys remember when house wanted to move into wilson’s spare bedroom (amber shrine) and the way he chose to communicate this was by jerking off on his couch when he knew wilson would catch him. i’m seriously asking. are they normal about anything

[thebibliosphere]

Excuse the vague posting, but my brain is full of weasels at the moment, and I need to put the thought out into the universe before I commit arson.

But if you're a trad-pub author, and you tell a disabled self-pub author that they could "really make a go of having a legitimate career" if they "just tried harder," you're a dick, and I hope you lose all the backups of your current WIP.

"Legitimate career." Fuck me.

[grahoriasfancave]

Thinking about how in a single gameplay Jason (who already has blood on his hands and conscience from an incorrect call) can be faced with the decision to:

let Merwin face the vampires alone

stab Joey

shoot or abandon Clarice

shoot Rachel

lie to Nick about his chance of survival

leave Salim to die

And then thinking about how they find Balathu or Kurum half preserved and suffering and Salim decides they must put him out of his misery. And how when Jason automatically moves to follow through, Salim puts a hand on his gun and says “I’ll do it.”

It’s a choice born of practicality, not kindness. But to Jason, who’s made the call so many times he’s gone numb, it must also be a lifeline.

[happyfoxx-art]

Day 4: Draw a part of the human anatomy you have trouble with. x20, with at least 5 being skeletal/musculature studies.

Well, that was a nightmare. BUT I DID IT. ughhghghg hands. 

[insomniac-ships]

>"DNI if proship."

>[proceeds to leave a reply on my post]

????????? Hello????

[larwisko]

Arthur: Why is KiY crying on the floor?

Kayne: He took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.

Arthur: And?

Kayne: He got John.

[iamnotcrying-iamallergictolife]

Seward: A Mad-Man? Being Calm and Reasonable??? I must WATCH HIM CLOSELY to catch him in his SECRET SCHEMES!!!

[anormalkidingotham]

ok but why did the power just go out in the entire city?

[emi-writings]

At some point I am just going to start making up women for the DSMP, we have too few of them.

[flickerintwilights]

Sorry sorry I just had to pause for a second like. lmfao. “Believe it or not, there may come a day when you wish you’d spent more time with your teachers” I WONDER

[timetraveltrauma]

i don't know if any of you have read the novelisation, but... i started reading it the other day and i think we should talk about marty literally starting a fire to get out of detention.

[funkyphonophorae]

8 hours of my life, shaw'd into the void by a little spider with a knitting needle

[talysalankil]

earlier today my mom sat with me to look at stuff for my new apartment, except the jeremy strip challenge was still open (thankfully in small size) and my mom went "what are those pictures of MEN" djfklsdjflksdj

[mossy-paws]

I don’t think there is anything more particularly terrifying then having an irl artist aquantience follow you on some of your other socials LMAO

[blackgirl-interrupted]

the only princess to ever exist

[bittersweet-reckoner]

stuck between muting Taylor swift off my dash to preserve my own sanity or keeping things as they are out of morbid curiosity of what horrible terrible lyric has been unearthed from this unreasonably long album