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nightmareonpeachstreet · 3 months ago
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me, the bitch who doesn't use trial characters unless absolutely necessary: wow Kazuki is fun and I just learned this today at 11 AM the morning of March 13th 2025
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robotsandramblings · 5 months ago
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The Journey of Clone Force 99 (and Friends)
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a fun little research project i've been working on -- mapping out the locations visited by [members of] Clone Force 99, as seen on-screen in their Clone Wars Season 7 arc and The Bad Batch show itself. i really wanted to see where these locations were in relation to each other in the big, wide, Star Wars galaxy.
click on the map images to enlarge them in new tabs/windows; hopefully you can read the planet names better that way!
the full list of locations -- known, and unknown (ie. not on the map) -- are listed below, along with my resources and other notes. enjoy! 😊🗺️📌
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Note #1: Any planet names on the map that I had to add/type in myself are locations that I had to approximate, based on their Wookiepedia entries. They're not 100% accurate but I feel they're pretty darn close!
Note #2: This is NOT the complete map of all locations visited -- there were about 10 places that had planet or moon names in Wookiepedia, but no information on their location within the galaxy, not even a sector name.
Note #3: the pink-purple "misc" locations are ones that were either A) visited by non-CF99 characters, and/or B) mentioned or shown on-screen but no one really 'went' to the planet. They're all mentioned in the big list at the end of these notes.
Resources:
primary map (the one in the images above); from Wookiepedia. I desaturated the colours for better visuals and trimmed the edges a little.
used the links here to access the sector maps for the Outer and Mid Rims. it's an older but legitimate Star Wars source, from a book published in 2009, but I believe it has remained accurate and carried over into the Disney Canon. I used this a lot for the locations that weren't on the primary map -- Wookiepedia gave me the planet's sector name, and I was able to find the sector using these maps.
this map is fan-made and can be zoomed into very closely to see a lot more locations. There are also faint outlines for the sectors. I don't think this map itself is 100% accurate either, but it was still very helpful in confirming some locations I was approximating.
Fun things I noticed:
with it's "cameo" / intro appearance at the very end of Season 1, Wayland/Tantiss is the only location that we see in all three TBB seasons.
(unless there was a Coruscant scene i'm forgetting from S1??? that would be the other most likely candidate. but I think we only visit Coruscant in S2 and S3.)
(Ord Mantell came kinda close, with an indirect reference in S3, re: the imperials finding and questioning Cid.)
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The VERY LONG list of locations, by approximate chronological appearance in TCW and TBB:
The Clone Wars Season 7 -- Bad Batch arc
Anaxes
Skako Minor
The Bad Batch, Season 1
Kaller
Kamino
Onderon
Saleucami
Ordo moon (location on map UNKNOWN)
Idaflor ("misc") -- at the beginning of Ep 4, Hunter says he wants to hide out on uninhabited Idaflor for awhile. Tech says they need supplies and they end up going to...
Pantora
Ord Mantell
Corellia (where they retrieve the tactical droid head)
Bracca
Bora Vio (Kaminoan cloning facility; location on map UNKNOWN, although I'd guess it's relatively close to Kamino)
Raxus
Ryloth
Daro (where they rescued Gregor)
(cameo appearance by Wayland, aka location of Mount Tantiss / Tantiss Base)
Season 2
Serenno
Desix (Crosshair only; with Cody et al.)
Serolonis (Safa Toma riot racing; location on map UNKNOWN)
Skara Nul
Vanguard Axis station/base (location on map UNKNOWN)
Kashyyyk
Coruscant
Ipsidon (ipsium mine; Mokko & kids)
Silla (crashed science vessel & escaped Zillo Beast; location on map UNKNOWN)
Barton IV (outpost w/Mayday)
Tantiss (Crosshair only)
Pabu
Balmorra ("misc") -- where we see an imprisoned Howzer being transferred; he's rescued by Echo & co. in Balmorra's orbit
Eriadu
Ord Mantell
Season 3
Tantiss
Devaron (home of the Isa Durand's council, per Wookiepedia)
Setron (abandoned Hemlock base with the slither vines; where Hunter & Wrecker find the younger clones Mox, Deke, and stak; location on map UNKNOWN)
Lau (where Crosshair & Omega crash their stolen shuttle; location on map UNKNOWN)
nameless Ryloth moon (where everyone reunites)
Pabu
Barton IV
Pantora ("misc") (Rex, Howzer, and co. only; where Riyo Chuchi meets Raxus's Sentor Singh in secret)
Teth
Veelo (where Fennec Shand, Hunter, and Wrecker track down Sylar Saris; location on map UNKNOWN)
random asteroid where Phee gases up her ship & CX-2 sneaks aboard (location completely unknown)
Erebus (labour camp where Rampart is being held; location on map UNKNOWN)
Bora Vio (Kaminoan cloning facility where they meet Echo and his stolen imperial shuttle; location on map UNKNOWN, although I'd guess it's relatively close to Kamino)
Coruscant imperial orbital station (where they latch onto Tantiss shuttle)
Pabu
BONUS -- Star Wars: Hyperspace Stories #10, which featured Clone Force 99 (pre-Order66)
Hylanth moon (location on map UNKNOWN)
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if I've missed anything, or something seems incorrect, please let me know!! again, it's not 100% accurate or complete, but I've tried my best :)
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bliss-in-the-void · 2 years ago
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My actual canonical interpretation of SatoSugu?
I believe they were the bestest of friends, inseparable soul mates who were mutually in love with each other, but never confessed the depth of their feelings, never discussed their relationship, and never actually made anything out of it.
I believe that Suguru had a massive crush on Satoru throughout their high school years. Satoru was more dense on the other hand and did love Suguru but didn’t know how to place his feelings exactly. Suguru was always by his side and that was enough, he felt secure, so why look into it deeper?
After the trauma from the Star Plasma Vessel mission, Suguru was heartbroken that Satoru left him alone a lot. He missed Satoru and spiraled, self-isolated, started becoming obsessed with his own self-talk about ‘monkeys’ and ‘creating a new world with sorcerers only’. He and Satoru both became self-absorbed. Suguru lost that crush and admiration he had for Satoru even though he still loved him. He wanted his own goals more. So he left.
The second he left, I bet that’s when Satoru realized what Suguru meant to him. That’s probably one of the reasons that Satoru is stuck in the past, because he finally placed his feelings for Suguru, realized he was in love with him, and kept replaying those moments they had together, realizing he never noticed Suguru sending signals, mad at himself for never noticing. He regretted it so badly that he just couldn’t stop living in the past with Suguru. If he’d just paid attention, if he noticed Suguru’s signals, his spiraling, maybe he could have stopped it.
That moment where Suguru returns to the high school to declare war only to leave again, when Satoru watches and watches, (according to the JJK 0 Light Novel) his “eyes kept following the shape of Geto’s soul”. He couldn’t look away. He was filled with so much regret. His entire creed is to raise strong sorcerers together so that no one has to be alone the way Suguru and he ended up.
And when the time came for him to kill Suguru, because last words are so important to him, he finally told Suguru what he should have told him when they were high schoolers. “I love you.”
Suguru, who’d long buried those feelings, probably realized that the things he’d told himself about how Satoru viewed him were wrong. This whole time, Satoru really did love and trust him still. That’s why he smiled. He was loved in return.
“You should at least curse me a little at the end.”
He wishes Satoru would have hated him because now he’s filled with regret. If only they’d had talked sooner, none of this would have happened. Suguru had always placed emphasis on ‘found family’. We see this when he calls Kuroi “Riko’s family” and when he adopts Mimiko and Nanako, as well as the rest of the sorcerers/curse users he rounds up for the Night Parade of 1,000 Demons. With that said, I know for a fact that when they were in high school, he saw Satoru as his family. He saw him as home, as safety, as love.
Really, the only time that he and Satoru aren’t putting on some sort of act is when they’re alone together. It’s strange to see the two of them so serious, especially Satoru, who deflects with humor like his life depends on it. But it’s fitting. They’re just comfortable around each other, there’s no need for masks. They never even seriously raised their hands against each other, nor fatally hurt each other’s family/students.
Now, fast-forward to a year later in Shibuya, when Kenjaku uses the love Satoru and Suguru have for each other against Satoru. How does he know seeing Suguru would have such a drastic effect on Satoru that it would immobilize him completely? Did he watch from afar? Did he keep tabs on them? Or did he see Suguru’s memories somehow? Could he feel how Suguru felt when around Satoru? I’d like to think it was both—Kenjaku kept tabs on them before Suguru died, and gained access to his memories after taking him over.
He even knew the tone Suguru used to use for Satoru’s name. The soft way he called his name. He knew the only thing in the entire world that could stop the strongest sorcerer in modern times was using the love of his life against him.
The smile Satoru had when he thought it was Suguru makes me believe that the only thing he wanted was to see him again.
Then, when he realized it wasn’t him, Kenjaku said “how sad, you don’t recognize me?”
As if to say Suguru would be devasted that Satoru didn’t recognize him. Kenjaku knows how Suguru feels about Satoru.
Then Satoru calls him on his bs and he says “creepy, how did you know?”
Creepy?
The only other time Kenjaku is creeped out is waaaaaaay later in the manga (spoilers ahead) when Satoru sets the fight day to Dec 24th Kenjaku acknowledges that it’s romantic, and that “having a date with him on the 24th gives him the creeps”.
Oh, I know he’s grossed out with how much they love each other. Like. How the hell else do you interpret that???? Come. On.
Add in when Suguru somehow comes back from the dead for a moment and tries to choke his own body to save Satoru. Kenjaku is baffled—that’s never happened before. That is a demonstration of love everlasting, absolutely.
Then you have Shoko’s “I’d never fall in love with either of you, but you were still never alone” to SatoSugu, basically confirming that she knew the two of them shared a romantic bond that she couldn’t replicate the depth of.
So. Yes. They were very very much in love with each other and to this day Satoru loves Suguru with every fiber of his being and lives his life dedicated to atoning for his (self-perceived) failures to Suguru. He thinks about him everyday. He says he was his only friend. He has Shoko, Ijichi, Mei Mei, and Utahime and yet he only sees Suguru. He only sees Suguru.
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brilium · 2 years ago
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❥ K I N K T O B E R 2 0 2 3
Masterlist
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❥ DAY 3. Camgirl! with Eren Jaeger
Summary. Eren got you a tulip necklace on your birthday, one that you never take off, not even during your livestreams on a secret site at night. And Eren could recognize that necklace anywhere.
Content Warning. Fem! reader, no use of y/n, all characters are adults, smut, use of a toy, overstimulation, maturbation (both receiving).
Word count. 3,056.
MINORS OR AGELESS BLOGS DO NOT INTERACT !!
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Seeing how you get so excited by receiving something so small and simple as a necklace with the shape of a tulip makes Eren's heart throb uncontrollably from excitement.
He created all the design from zero, keeping in mind one time where you told him that your favorite flower was the tulips. Every minute of designing it and working long shifts to pay it totally worth it when you jumped on his arms giggling about how grateful you were to have a bestfriend like him.
Even though he had some girlfriends in the past, his big crush on you never disappeared completely.
Small touches and risky jokes about how it would be if you both would start dating were the farthest that he achieved to make you blush and think a little of the idea of dating him.
This was making him go crazy, but he enjoyed those moments when you kept hugging him longer and tighter than usually.
Some weeks later after giving you that gift —and loving the fact that you never take it off— he came home early from Uni tired from his assignments. All that he wanted was just to find something to distract himself a little and forget about all his final projects piling up on his desk.
Looking at the clock it was still too soon before Armin came home from work, and the games on his console were updating.
Since he was alone, stressed and single, he opened a tab with a particular logotype that he usually only opens late at night. He reminds himself that it will be quick and just to relax a little before starting working on his lab reports. 
Anyways— the neckline that you chose to wear today combined with the necklace were calling for his eyes all day, almost feeling like you noticed the way his eyes darted down in the middle of your conversations.
While fighting with his inner thoughts, he starts to scroll down with a blush on his face.
There were the usual miniatures of the typical plots, maybe it was on his saturated brain but any of those titles or previews were particularly calling for his attention. 
When he clicked back to the top of the page, the option of "Livestream" awakened an interest in him. 
He didn't usually watch those thanks to being used to watching this kind of stuff at night since his schedule and Armin's were almost the same, which led to not having too much time alone at home.
But today things were a little bit in his favor, so he clicked on it. 
There was a top ones where you could only access if you paid a fortune for it, so he scrolled more to find the ones of the "Rising stars", one of them was called "TulipGarden" which made him smile at the sudden thought of you coming to his mind.
When he checked the profile, there was only a cutted photo of a girl in a red bra. The photo only showed her smile and her breasts, which gave him a small hint that the girl was cute, so he clicked it and paid a considerably smaller amount to enter.
Eren throws his head back sighing while the charging screen loads the stream, it's the first time he does this and it feels a little weird. Connie once confessed that he spent like 200 dollars on a cam girl he used to follow. He's not the kind of guy who crushes instantly on a hot girl like his friend, so this might be a one time thing.
"Oh! Welcome to the stream, KrugerSoldier!"
The sound of that familiar soft voice drives a cold shiver through his spine, causing him to straighten on his seat and look immediately at the screen in a way that makes his head go dizzy for some seconds.
There you are. Well, a part of you, since half of your face is covered with a white burlesque mask. But he could recognize that voice anywhere, just like that hair, those lips, that skin, and specially: that necklace.
Eren has to bite his lower lip when his eyes can't get off from how that necklace swings between the curve of your clothed breasts with a white lingerie while you lean over to the screen to read the comments. Letting all the viewers see how good your tits hang almost exposed.
Thankfully, he chose as nickname the last name of a friend of the family who used to take care of him when he was a child, so you don't know yet that it's your best friend. 
Sorry, Sir Kruger, hope anyone who knows you finds about this username.
"Okay, since there are some new guests on my stream I'll repeat the donation goals!" Since you were seated again on the chair, Eren's attention got back again to your masked face. "Listen carefully! I won't repeat it, okay?"
Eren nods completely stunned even if you can’t see him. At this point he doesn't even care if Armin comes and opens the door to find him in such a compromising situation.
“Well, as you know, through the donations you can control my… toy” Your face gets blushed, even if your cheeks are half covered, the viewers can notice the cute blush growing on them. They love to see your shy reactions previous to the show of how the lust gets all over you, causing the notifications to start blowing a little and make you bite your lip as you close your eyes, throwing your head back. “Yeah… Just like that”
The donations are just like one or five dollars, so the vibrations aren’t intense, but enough to have you already squirming on your seat struggling to keep talking, you can only whine and thank them for the donations with a broken voice. 
Oh.
So she's into that.
Eren’s reaction is not far from yours with his head thrown back like yours, his hand is already squeezing softly his hard cock above his gray sweatpants and the soaked spot on his boxers might betray him soon. 
Your voice is coming out stained, trying to keep talking through the stimulation of the small pink toy vibrating inside your core as the notifications keep coming.
“G-God! Fuck…” The notifications stopped a little, but the insane wave of them interrupted your words by leaving you breathing hard as you try to recompose and hols the border of your desk to look again at the screen. “Y-You missed me a lot, as I see. Well, as I was saying–”
Kruger Soldier has donated 30 dollars!
A louder “Ding!” resonates on the stream along with the high pitched moan coming out from your mouth as the strong vibrations invade you for some seconds.
You squirm on the gaming chair like you’re trying to escape from the small toy buzzing inside you, covering your mouth and trembling as the site blows a banner saying “Congratulations! Second goal achieved: Getting off from the underwear!”
Even if Eren’s aching cock is already being tortured by his hand stroking it harshly up and down, he’s surprised about how hard the vibrations were sent due to his high donation.
Truth has to be said, he planned to just donate 20 but his finger slipped while he was freeing his erection from his pants. 
But he’s not complaining when he sees you sliding down the braces of your bra with a lustful smile, biting your lip while your body is still trembling.
“I see that the new one is a little eager, huh? If you keep that peace I might think of giving you a reward…” His eyes widen, not only by knowing that you’ll reward him if he spends his entire wallet on making you squirm in front of hundreds of strangers, but also by the sight of your bare tits on display for him.
He has fantasized a lot about seeing you naked when he’s touching himself like now. Imagining how they would bounce after taking off your bra while you ride him, and that thought can finally be checked on his list of fantasies— at half, at least.
He lets out a  stained moan coming from his mouth squeezing himself a little harder seeing how you shake them in front of the camera. His mind is going more dizzy right now, he could die right now and he’d be totally happy that his last view is how good that necklace looks between your breasts.
And when you shake them on camera? God— He might fucking cum already.
Best fucking present in the world.
The notifications start to blow again, getting a little higher numbers just to get you on the sweet edge of pleasure just like always. 
An idea comes to your mind since there's such a good welcome this time, and you take a quick glance to the bed behind you.
Your desk is just in front of your bed, just for ease when the streams get a little more heaty, this kinda looks like an occasion for it. But you need a little reassurance from your viewers, just to be sure.
“Y-You guys are being so good to me today… Should I– Fuck!” Eren has sent another multiple small donations that make you break the character for a little, making you tremble and see again how good those tits look when you start to shake. 
The moans can't be held when the vibrations are being sent without a break for you. Your cunt is dripping on the small toy and you have to tangle your fingers on your hair while the other squeezes your breast to not, finally, rub your clit to reach the orgasm. 
“You really like to tease me a lot this time…" You see the comments praising you for such a good show and you take a breath before continuing, trying to keep the character. "D-Do you want me to get on the bed for a better show? One for no, two for yes. But I'll leave the decision on our new good visitor, Kruger Soldier. Just for being so good to me, y'know."
The small body on his screen is trembling, already feeling close and you have just reached the second donation goal to get naked, but the way you still manage to keep the act makes Eren snort with a big smile.
You're so cute.
But for you he's the devil.
That damn viewer is sending you so many constant donations that at this point you could cum just by seeing his name on the screen, predicting that this might be the donation that might be getting you screaming his username.
Kruger Soldier has donated 10 dollars!
Even though the vibrations make you moan sharply on your hand, it disappoints you a little that he chose to keep it on the chair.
“O–On the chair, will be then.” You huff, still squirming but a little sad, until another wave of vibrations startles you on your seat in a cry. 
The notification sound comes again, from the same user, but this time it comes with a message: “Srry. You said two for yes, right? My bad:)”
You bite your lip at the message after you recover from the intense stimulation, holding your laugh.
This person is clearly teasing you, but you’re starting to enjoy this little game. Anyways, you’re always grateful for a good tip during your streams.
Eren is already close to the orgasm when you get on the bed, letting the camera catch how good your naked boy looks. But he won’t cum now, even if his balls are begging for the release he won’t. He wants to cum with you. 
No, he needs it.
When you get on the bed facing the camera, he gets a little sad of not being able to get the view of your ass in delight for him just like your tits before, but he won’t start complaining right now that his red tip is almost exploding with an orgasm.
With small donations of 5 dollars, Eren doesn’t even gives you time to get comfortable on the bed, already having you bending on the bed, with your chest pressing on the mattress as you hold the sheets on your fists, trying to hold something to repress the hard waves of pleasure covering you while your knees try to keep your ass up to give the viewers a good view of the curve of your back. 
There's still a part of you that chose this position to let you enjoy the pleasure, wrinkling your eyebrows through the torture of the pleasure and being free to scream on the sheets.
Your moans are harder than ever in a stream before, due to being a “rising star”, your donations are usually small and not that constant, so you aren't used to being this stimulated.
But this new viewer is so stubborn with the notifications that you’re almost forgetting that you’re on live when your hand stops grabbing the sheet to rub almost violently on your clit to reach the sweet orgasm.
On the other side, Eren is already sweating hard, wanting to take off his hoodie to stop dropping on his clothes like he just finished working out, but that would mean stopping giving him pleasure just at the same time as you as he keeps donating. 
“Fuck— Please cum, dear…” His voice is already so needy, a small tear coming out from his left eye as his hand gets a rougher and messier peace.
You both already forgot what you are doing, what page you are on or even the fact there are a lot of other people watching you. 
The screams of your pleasure are being sinked on the matress but the camera still gets your legs shaking and your cunt tightening around the —fucking still vibrating— toy. You cry hard against the sheets as you ride the orgasm when the viewers start to enjoy your high.
It’s then, when you scream hard against the mattress and your body shakes and rolls on the bed, compulsing and arching of the pleasure that the vibrator is giving you. You grab your tits, thighs, hair and the sheets trying to control the intense shaking of your body as the juices of your cunt blow, soaking on the mattress and making a wet lustful mess of a squirt. 
Meanwhile, Eren is cumming harder than ever in his life in a loud moan that chants your name and covering his hoodie and sweatpants with white strings and stains of cum. 
He knows that this is going to be a headache to clean, mostly because it is his favorite hoodie because you gifted it to him on christmas but it’s okay.
You won't get mad if you're the reason why it's dirty, isn't it?
Seeing how you’re still laying on the bed, with spreaded shaky legs and still compulsing a little because of the hard orgasm is —even if the context is not the best— the cutest thing. 
How you try to get up, holding the bed with weak arms and trying to catch your breath when you walk, trembling to the chair and sitting, fixing your hair a little and smiling shyly.
Eren is not sure if the blush on his face is because of his previous orgasm or because he's madly in love with you.
“Hey… I–I’m sorry, I think that I should…” Your voice is husky and shaky, it even gives the hint that you’ve never came like this on live since your embarrassed reaction. “I should end the stream right now, I… I’m too weak to keep going. I love you guys!”
You wave at the camera shyly and send some kisses before the screen goes black. Eren closes his eyes, still struggling to calm after what he saw and did. He didn’t expect to find you on a page like this but he also can’t complain after almost spending all his money on making you cum.
⋆·˚ ༘ *
“You should fight with your boss for a raise on your pay. Seriously.” You rest your elbows on the bar of the cafeteria, waiting for your coffee as Eren is preparing it.
“I know that you just want me to take you to watch that movie that you like.” Eren grabs your nose between his knuckles, making you whine and blush at his action.
Since he saw you on that page, he has never entered that section again. But he’s gotten more flirty with you, he wants to own you, to see that cute fucked out face again. 
But only for him.
You pout at him and caress his hand when he lends you the cup, causing him to tense when your nails caress softly his veins.
“That's true but only a part of it. Come on, I miss you!” Your words make his chest throb and breathe heavy, almost making him grab your face and kiss you. “And, why do you suddenly need money? What did you spend your money on?”
Eren’s eyes glance down to your neckline, where the tulip necklace rests and slowly starts darting to your glossy lips and finally your eyes. He know that you noticed how his eyes almost ate you out but, since you didn’t leaned back from the touch, he brings his other hand up to your face and put a string of hair behind your ear, making you shiver at the contact.
"And what about you? Don't you have a job or something?" He ignores your question, looking deeply in your eyes.
You laugh softly, shaking your head, still caressing his hand with your thumb.
"No, I don't. I had one but it got boring and I dropped it." Eren chuckles at the answer, leaning a little closer to you and making your breath knot on your throat as you glup.
"That 's better. I want to be the only one who spends his entire wallet on you. No one else, okay?"
Eren has to hold himself from kissing you when you nod, biting your lip, giving you your coffee and asking you to wait for him while he changes into his normal clothes.
Maybe clicking on that stream was the best decision he could ever made.
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gravidwithlore · 6 months ago
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Different types of preggy wizards!
Potion Master
Many ingredients and spell/potion components actually grow quite abundantly within the human body, and with a few basic protective charms and spells, a natural or artificially created womb is perfect for the job. Potion Masters often prefer to grow their ingredients themselves to ensure the quality meets their strict standards. A Potion Master can be spotted by their usual uniform: thick dragon-hide gloves, face protection (usually in the form of a hood or eyeglasses, which are then charmed to protect the entire head), and low-cut robes that provide easy access to their chest.
Despite not carrying any progeny that would need to be breast-fed, the human body often insists on producing milk anyway. As it would turn out, many potions, from common recipes to rare concoctions, either require breast milk or breast milk can be substituted for certain ingredients (which is an extremely rare phenomenon regarding potions ingredients, most teachers ban any substitutions at all unless it's breast milk). The low cut robes provide easy access to an oft used ingredient. Busy Potion Masters will often find their breasts engorged, their bodies will quickly adapt to the demand and begin to oversupply to compensate.
Academic
These wizards deal mostly in theory and controlled magical experiments. Little experience, or even desire to go, out in the field. Possibly the most common stereotype of a wizard, they're often found in libraries combing through stacks of old tomes. Because of this, many rich or noble families who desire to have more magical talent in their bloodlines will ask academic wizards to surrogate for them. It's a bit of extra money for their research, and it's not like they have to do much standing or walking when they can use magic to summon the books or supplies they need.
Over time, academic wizards have become very prideful of their surrogate work. Competing with other academics as to how many offspring they can carry, how long they can carry them, and even keeping tabs on the surrogate children to see who produced the most magically talented. They can also be spotted by an abundance of jewelry, often gifted in addition to their hefty surrogate contract payments, they proudly display, rather than use as spell components, as a mark of how many surrogacies they've completed.
Adventurer
While academic wizards often fit the wizard stereotype, adventurer wizards are the opposite. They live a life that's freer and less structured than most other wizards, and some even tend to be 'looser' than most wizards. Being more exposed to the world, it's variety and temptations, adventurer wizards often end up impregnated by accident, whether by a fight with slimes gone wrong or by a single night of 'drinking and dancing' with one of their party mates, just to name a few examples. Pregnant adventurer wizards are often looked down upon by the rest of wizard-kind, both for the lack of family planning and for the often mismatched outfits they sport, often dressing in whatever they can fit in, as it's hard to find a good tailor who can keep up with their growth and their traveling schedule.
Adventurer wizards often end up settling down outside of the big cities or universities most wizards call home. They usually settle down soon after giving birth. Perhaps not after the first time, or even the second, but usually somewhere between the third and fifth time; when it gets too strenuous, or depending on the location, too dangerous to travel with a party full of young children. Although there are a few who adapt to living in caravans, their ever growing family housed in a series of magically connected and protected caravans they use to continually travel the world in.
Satellite schools or small independent schools are often started by adventurer wizards, giving people in rural and wild areas access to a magical education they would otherwise have to move far away to even get a chance at getting. They are known to teach more practical magic, giving those who then wish to move to more traditional schools an excellent educational baseline. While adventurer wizards may be looked down upon for being "dirtier" from traveling and "sluttier" than most wizards, some of the greatest academic wizards of the day were taught by adventurer wizards. Even if an adventurer wizard does fit the stereotype of mismatched travel worn clothes with a heavy belly, a baby on their hip, and a toddler at their ankles; doesn't mean their contributions to magic and magical education should be disregarded.
Royal Wizard
Many kingdoms require that Royal Wizards have a minimum number of children. The reason is that a wizard who is so powerful as to obtain the status of a Royal Wizard needs to spread their genes and produce a few other powerful magic welders to pass on their power. Adventurer wizards promoted to this position may have already fulfilled that requirement, but since children born as surrogates dont count, academic (and other types of wizards) immediately feel the pressure of this new duty weighing them down. Of course, a Royal Wizard can always leave the child bearing to a partner or so, but in the past, this has left room for doubt of parentage. To prevent the disasters a court drama like that can bring (royals are very big on the whole 'bloodlines' thing), Royal Wizards often just choose to carry the required offspring themselves.
One often can't become a wizard powerful enough to be promoted to a Royal Wizard without a good amount of hubris. And in their hubris, most newly appointed Royal Wizards choose to carry all the offspring they're required to produce in one single pregnancy, despite the warnings of the Royal Wizards that preceded them. They always think they'll be the ones to perfect it, or do it better, or weave just the right combination of spells to alleviate the struggles of previous, 'obviously inferior,' Royal Wizards. Most come to regret this decision around the time the second trimester hits.
It certainly doesn't help that a Royal Wizards pregnancy may take much longer than the average wizard's due to having to pause their pregnancies due to the importance of their work. If a kingdom is at war, it wouldn't do to have your most powerful wizard at risk of going into labor at any moment. Or so gravid they cannot stand to give their speech at a peace conference. There are a thousand different situations, either real, fabricated by the ruler they serve, or even fabricated by the wizard themselves, that force a Royal Wizard to put their pregnancy on pause until it's convenient for them to finish growing their brood and allow labor to commence. While one might assume a Royal Wizard would only have to endure this once in their lifetimes, several kingdoms do have bylaws that state a Royal Wizard must conceive the required amount of children for each new ruler that ascends the throne. Conceive, not birth, which prevents the Royal Wizard from simply pausing their pregnancy at the end of a rulers life. This is most common in kingdoms with high turnover in leadership, or those with bylaws requiring the reigning ruler to be the one to breed their Royal Wizard.
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literaryvein-reblogs · 7 months ago
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Tips: Studying at Home
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Adjust your learning
The first thing to acknowledge is that an online education demands a different style of learning as opposed to the traditional classroom environment.
You should be aware that you will need to adjust your learning style to ensure you get the most out of any online learning experience by doing things such as:
Fully commit yourself to join in with digital discussions so you are still actively learning and developing key skills such as debating and listening.
Be prepared to try new tech - with new online learning platforms and video calling functions, prepare to become adaptable and open to trying new technologies.
Collaborate with others - whether that’s over instant messenger outside of class/tutoring time, or with online discussions - get involved and you’ll make the most out of your learning experience.
Be self-disciplined - You will need to ensure that you’re ahead with the class work, pre-reading course materials where you can and ensuring excellent time management to prevent missing classes. All of this will help you to get the most out of your online learning.
Clear Distractions
When setting up your home study and/or work space, make sure there is nothing in the background that may distract you or your classmates/co-workers.
That includes putting your phone in a separate room or turning it off completely to avoid taking your attention during your online learning. 
It’s important to note that you may also need to move your work space throughout the day - perhaps you may need to move as sunlight comes through your window to avoid screen glare.
So have a think about this before you are forced to move and re-position halfway through a learning session.
Use headphones and a microphone (where possible)
If you have them, make sure you use headphones and a microphone so you can clearly hear your tutor/classmates, as well as deliver clean and clear audio for easy flow of communication.
Even if you don’t have access to this, most laptops do have a reasonably high-spec audio and microphone set already built into them, however having a specific kit will always elevate your sound and audio quality.
Make sure your camera is stable
Again, to help avoid distractions during your online learning, make sure your laptop or webcam is sturdy and pointing ahead to avoid any strange angles. 
Also, don’t sit too close to your camera either as the audio could muffle if you are sitting close to the microphone on your device. 
Prevent interruptions
We’ve all seen that BBC News video interview - and we know you certainly don’t want to have the same happen to you. 
To avoid this, make sure anyone you live with is aware that you will be doing some online learning from home and to ask them to leave you alone to concentrate.
If you can, close a door and stick a sign on the outside of it, making it clear that you cannot be disturbed.
Pre-prepare resources
If you have work that you want to share with your tutor or other students during a video lesson, make sure you have them ready and waiting on your desktop with clear file names, and are ideally already open and waiting before you start.
This will avoid time-wasting if you need to hunt around your downloads folder and browser tabs. 
Strong Wi-Fi connection
Before joining an online session, make sure your Wi-Fi session is working and up to scratch.
The website; Speed Test will help you to see what sort of internet speeds you’re currently getting, and whether they will be strong enough to support video calls.
There are a few obvious steps too to try and consider to improve your Wi-Fi strength, such as putting your internet box up high on a sideboard, making sure nothing is covering it, and setting up your work space close to where the box is. 
If you do have a poor Wi-Fi connection, you may struggle to host a video call, so it’s worth considering if there’s any other locations you could use for your learning session - perhaps a friend or relative’s home?
Pre-read material
If possible, review any resources and material that you’ll be studying before your online learning session.
This will give you the chance to prepare for any discussions, have questions ready to ask about subject matter that you haven’t quite fully understood, as well as help the new knowledge to be absorbed ever so slightly easier. 
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twstgameplay · 1 year ago
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[JP] 4th Anniversary
March 11th 16:00 - March 24th 23:59 (JST)
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Twisted Wonderland’s 4th Anniversary Campaign has begun! With this event, the players are receiving a brand new SR Apprentice Chef Grim card!
Information found below:
NEW FEATURES
Grim Card Requirements
Stamp Card Info
Shop Info
NEW FEATURES
We’ll be getting the following new functions:
Part 1 (beginning 11 Mar):
Event Recall - Previously completed stories will be available to enjoy in the same way the original events were presented (instead of just the story in archive form). If the event story has not already been unlocked through normal play through, it will require gems to unlock. Missed rhythmics will be made available in the RHYTHMIC page once cleared. This is available through the Story tab.
Memory Shop - Items that were previously available during events (such as extra cards and groovy items, etc.) will be available in the Memory Shop. Memory Medals are required to purchase items from this shop, which can be bought in the gem shop, or during this event in the Tuna Can 2024 Shop. You must have finished the event either via the original run or from the Event Recall for items to be available for purchase.
Crewel/Trein/Vargas Item Gacha - New Item Gacha will be available that require "Reward Medals" to roll in. These Reward Medals will be dropped during lessons. The Item Gachas will have items from those respective lessons available. In addition, Crewel's Item Gacha will have the new Buddy Lv Up Items.
Buddy Lv Up Items - The Friendship Herb Tea will be available to increase Buddy Levels of cards. There will be three tiers (L, M, and S) and will be dropped during Alchemy and Special classes.
Other Changes
Up to 25 teams can be saved for use during battles. Support or Guest cards cannot be saved in a team.
Support Cards can be pinned, so that they will be easily accessible whenever you need that support.
There will be an option to favorite specific story chapters available from the Archive screen.
Single Magical Keys can now be converted to a Tenfold Magical Key, given that you have 10 single keys available.
Lesson Skip Tickets will become available. This cannot be used for Special lessons.
Collect Battles can be completed in a batch similar to Tests.
Magic Lv can be increased multiple levels at once instead of one at a time.
Battle Speed can now be set to 3x.
AP, BP, and RP can be refilled in batches instead of one at a time.
The Trouble sequence in the Guest Room can be skipped.
The Guest Room invite time will be reduced.
Part 2 (Beginning 15 Mar):
Second Floor of the Guest Room - A second floor to the Guest Room will be added that can be decked out with its own theme, furniture, and BGM. This will unlock at room rank 31.
Event BGM added to Guest Room - The BGM Shop will have previous event BGM available.
Other Changes
New voice lines for alchemy and flight classes.
New voice lines for when changing attire form on the home screen.
Room rank maximum raised to 40.
Part 3 (Beginning 18 Mar):
New Cumulative Missions - Missions regarding cards/lessons/exams will be added to the Missions tab.
Weekly Missions Updated - Clearing Rhythmics 3 and 5 times will be removed, and instead will be replaced by Win 5 and 10 Collect Battles.
Grim Card Requirements
Grim is a temporary card and will disappear if you don’t complete some requirements:
Collect 500 Tuna Cans [2024]
Read 「4th Anniversary」 Event Story Episode 2
The Tuna Can [2024] is an event drop and you can get 1, 2 or 5 randomly by completing lessons (History, Flying or Alchemy). You can see how many you have on the bottom of the Event Page. Left is how many you have right now (so if you spent some, the number is lower), right is how many you have collected until now (this is what you need to make Grim permanent).
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To quickly go to Grim’s lessons from the event page, click on the Lesson button on the Main Event page or go all the way to the right on the Lesson Page, right after Diasomnia.
When you click on Grim’s card to level him up, you’ll get a message reminding you that he isn’t permanent yet, so items and madol spent on him will also disappear if you don’t make him permanent in time. Just click the black button to proceed.
One of the missions is to level up one of Grim’s magic to Lv.5 and we suggest you start with his M1 if only to complete the missions faster, because you use Tuna Cans to level up magic and the amount needed for each magic is different. (To level up magic, just click on the 4th tab: 魔法Lv)
Stamp Card Info
On the bottom left of the Event Page you’ll see a Stamp Icon, click there and complete some missions for rewards.
The event ends on the 25th, but the First Stamp Card only goes until the 15th 14:59 (JST), so pay attention to the time limit.
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The Second Stamp Card goes until the 25th 14:59 (JST)
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Shop Info
In Sam’s Shop, you’ll find the following shops:
Anniversary Medal Shop
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Extra Chef Grim copies will be available in the shop after you collect 500 Tuna Cans and make him permanent.
Anniversary Medals are obtained by pulling/rolling on the Anniversary Showcase. You get 1 medal per roll (10-roll = 10 medals), so you’ll need to roll 100 times to grab that beautiful Anniversary Magical Key and 150 rolls to get the Limited Rerun SSR Magical Key and choose any of the already released Birthday Boy SSRs, Union Birthday SSRs, and Event Rerun SSRs.
Tuna Can Shop
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The Event Background will be available in the shop after Mar 18th 0:00 (JST)
Magical Key (Anniversary) Shop
The Magical Key (Anniversary) Shop has a list of all Birthday Boy, Birthday Jacket, and Bloom Birthday SSR Cards. Keep in mind that you can only pick one from the Magical Key (Anniversary) Shop
Magical Key (Limited Run SSR) Shop
The Magical key (Limited Run SSR) Shop has the following Event Rerun SSR cards:
Halloween Riddle
Groom Ace
Starsending Deuce
Halloween Cater
Gala Leona
Camp Ruggie
New Year's Ruggie
Beans Azul
Masquerade Azul
Halloween Jade
Beans Floyd
New Year's Kalim
Silk Jamil
Boa Jamil
Halloween Vil
Silk Jamil
Boa Epel
Halloween Rook
Groom Idia
Masquerade Idia
Masquerade Malleus
Halloween Silver
New Year's Sebek
Keep in mind that you can only pick one from the Magical Key (Limited Run SSR) Shop
Magical Key (Limited Run SR) Shop
The Magical key (Limited Run SR) Shop has the following Event Rerun SR cards:
New Year's Cater
Halloween Trey
Halloween Leona
Beans Jack
Halloween Jack
Halloween Ruggie
Halloween Azul
Camp Floyd
Gala Jamil
Masquerade Jamil
New Year's Vil
Groom Epel
Masquerade Epel
Beans Rook
Starsending Ortho
Silk Malleus
Masquerade Sebek
Boa Sebek
Halloween Lilia
Keep in mind that you can only pick two from the Magical Key (Limited Run SR) Shop
Anniversary Pack (Paid Gems) Shop
For 200 Paid Gems, you can get a pack with the following:
1 Magical Key (10-Set)
10 Starshards L
10 of each elemental Grimoire
20 of each elemental Textbook
100,000 Madol
Anniversary Pack (Gems) Shop
Other Anniversary Packs are available in the usual Gem Shop for 50 Gems apiece:
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undertale-fic-librarby · 2 months ago
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A Quick Guide to Ao3 Searches! (Part 1)
From someone who searches for fics frequently!
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So, you've decided to make the switch to Ao3! Or maybe it's your first time diving into the world of fanfiction! Either way, welcome!
Why am I making this guide? I feel like a lot of people can be overwhelmed when they first begin to use Ao3, so I'm here to try & help alleviate any confusion!
This guide assumes that you have made an account! Some authors choose to hide their work from those who don't have an account, including me! If you haven't yet, I suggest making one as soon as possible & coming back to this later!
With all of that said, let's get on with it!
Home Page
The first page that you see when you open up a tab with Ao3 should be the home page! From here, you can see tags that you've saved as a favorite, works you've marked for later, & news from Ao3, as well as links to both the Twitter & Tumblr status accounts!
Also on the home page is an empty search bar with a button next to it that says Search in the upper right corner! Above this is where you can access your account, the button to post a new work, & the button to log out of your account!
What we want to focus on is the empty search bar! Here, you can input what you want to look for, & it will show you the works that best match what you put!
Search Results
Now that we have our results, what next? Well, you could always stop here & look through the works manually, but that's generally not a great method, especially since some searches can have thousands of results to sort through! Thankfully, there's a solution!
Towards the right of your screen, a little below where you entered your search, there's a button that says Edit Your Search. If you click on this, it will lead you to a separate page where you can narrow down the works that you're shown, ranging from the title to the amount of bookmarks a work has! I'll briefly go through each filter as I understand it!
Work Search
Work Info
Any Field - Where you can find what you searched for!
Title - Where you can input a work's name if you know it!
Author/Artist - Where you can put the username of the author of the work if you know it!
Date - Where you can input a range of time that fics were posted/updated!
Completion status - Where you can choose from seeing all works, works that have been completed, or works that are still in progress!
Crossovers - Where you can choose to include crossovers, exclude crossovers, or see only crossovers!
Single Chapter - Checking this box will show you works with only one chapter!
Word Count - Where you can specify the word count you're looking for, from exact amount to broad range!
Language - A drop down menu where you can select from a wide range of different languages!
Work Tags
Fandoms - Where you can put what fandoms you're searching for!
Rating - A drop down menu where you can choose what rating you wish to be shown works from, ranging from any to explicit!
Warnings - Checkboxes you can mark to indicate that you want to be shown works with that warning!
Categories - Checkboxes you can mark to indicate that you want to be shown works with that category!
Characters - Where you can put specific character tags!
Relationships - Where you can put specific relationship tags!
Additional Tags - Where you can put tags that are neither characters nor relationships!
Work Stats
Hits - Where you can specify an exact amount to search for, or a broad range!
Kudos - Where you can specify an exact amount to search for, or a broad range!
Comments - Where you can specify an exact amount to search for, or a broad range!
Bookmarks - Where you can specify an exact amount to search for, or a broad range!
Search
Sort by - A drop down menu where you can select how you wish to be shown works in the results!
Sort direction - A drop down menu where you can select which direction you would like to see results sorted by!
Most of these options are pretty self-explanatory, but if you're still unsure of how some of these work, try clicking on the question marks next to certain filters! These should help you understand some things a bit better!
By default, you are shown all works, including ones you might not be interested in! In order to narrow down the results, it's best to use work tags that match what you're looking for! Excluding results will be explained in the second part to this guide.
There are also different searches you can choose from on this page, those being People Search, Bookmark Search, & Tag Search! You can find the buttons for these below the empty search bar! I don't use these often myself, so I'm not confident in explaining how to use them, thus they are not included in this guide!
Search Works
Now that you've filtered what you want to be shown, you can hit the Search button near the top or bottom of the filter list! Don't click the one next to the empty search bar, but if you do, hitting the back arrow should take you back to the filter list!
For a more comprehensive guide with better explanations, I recommend checking out Ao3's official Tags FAQ, which includes what types of tags there are, how to tag your own works, & the process that goes into making tags, among other things!
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Congratulations! You've successfully searched for fics on Ao3! But, wait! This is not the only way to search on Ao3! However, this has gotten very long & so I have decided to make a second part, which you can find here!
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daughter-of-sapph0 · 1 year ago
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"hey so question, I'm using a different google email for writing on my chromebook, and the internet is pretty spotty where I'm at. I turned on offline editing for my main account, but now I'm doing a lot of my writing on a different account. for some reason, I can't do offline editing on more than one account at a time. it just says 'offline editing not available because it's already enabled for [main account]'. can I turn off offline editing for my main account so I can turn it on for the account I use for writing?"
>no, you can't turn it off. the only way is to completely log out of your main account
"okay, but I don't want to do that???? I use my main account for youtube and email when I do have proper internet. I only want offline editing so I can write when I'm at work"
>yeah, sorry, it doesn't work like that. you need to log out of your main account completely. and if you ever log back in with your main account, it'll break the thing.
"so I effectively can no longer use my chromebook for it's intended purpose if I want to write stuff offline?"
>nope. that's just the way it works
"okay, fine. I don't even need my chromebook at home, I can just use my pc I guess. how do I log out?"
>open a new tab and then click on your account and then click on my account and then go to settings and then go to data settings and then go to data and privacy settings and then go to account settings and then go to logging out and then click log out and then click yes and then click I'm sure and then enter your password to log out. and then you're still not done because you have to clear your data completely. click on the address bar and type this code exactly 'chrome://settings/siteData?searchSubpage=docs.google.com' to access the secret settings and then click on cache and then clear it completely with your new account.
"that seems incredibly complicated and horrible. why can't I just go into my settings on my chromebook and click a toggle for which account has offline editing? because literally all it is is storing the data locally until I'm online again."
>it's because google is stupid as hell. I hope this thread helps. if you want my advice, buy a windows laptop and use microsoft word. -official google employee
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krissielee · 5 months ago
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This past Thursday, Casey Mcquiston was in my town for an event at the library. They were a block from my job—of COURSE I was gonna go!
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I headed over right after work and ended up third in line, and it was great to make a few friends while we waited (I got there stupid early lol). Once they let us in, we had the chance to take photos with a balloon arch and with some signs the library had made which I completely forgot about because my goal was getting a good seat. Got a few little trope stickers and CMQ book cover magnets (except The Pairing was a pin) before heading in for a place to watch them speak. I ended up front row, right in front of them.
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To be fair, that part wasn’t planned; there were two seats so they could’ve been not right there lol. I lucked out.
Regardless, it was a wonderful talk. I love them???? Like, obviously I love them, but they’re a joy to listen to. They spoke a bit about their writing process and had a few fun anecdotes to share.
A few things they mentioned:
-They are working on their fifth book. It is NOT the same thing they hinted at during the Pairing Tour. It is also NOT a sequel to anything. It is something adult, romantasy, and a bit of speculative fiction in the way OLS was speculative fiction.
-All they can say about the RWRB sequel is that a sequel was announced and that there is some part of a script somewhat written to some degree.
-It’s a LOT harder to write RWRB in this current political climate. They said it was hard before, but that this time around it’s worse. They want it to give hope—just as the first book did—but getting into a good mind space is tough.
-Apparently, the first time they met Nick on set, they had gone to the bathroom and he hid around the corner to jump out and introduce himself to them.
-Their favorite trope is forced proximity.
-If they weren’t a writer, they’d be a booze cruise DJ. Also, they have their boating license in two states.
-They blame You've Got Mail for their love of romcoms, as that was the first movie they went to see in theatre with their mom.
Obviously they said more over the course of their talk but those were a few fun ones. My details may be a little off on the grounds that I was a little starstruck, but the general overview is correct.
I’m hoping the library will YouTube the video like they do with a lot of their Enters the Chat series (they have their TJ Klune video uploaded, for fans of him, and Mark Oshiro, among others), because I want to watch it again.
Anyway, after the talk, they did a book signing, and since I was way up front, I ended up basically last in line—which is fine, because you know, yay new friends, and also it was chill to wait. The host, Jeff Adams, came over to chat with us while we waited, too, and he thanked my new friends and me for being up front and clearly engaged in the talk (side note: who wouldn’t have been engaged????), but he also spoke with Casey back in 2019 just before RWRB was initially released on the Big Gay Fiction Podcast that he hosted, so we got a little insight that way. Anyway, he’s SUPER nice and we nerded out for a few minutes because he’s big into accessibility which is a big thing I care a lot about as well, so yay, connections to keep in touch!
Once he left because he wanted to get home (valid), we just hung out in line: me, the friend I got to come with me, and this adorable little ball of anxiety college girl that I will love and protect for the rest of my life. She was the actual last in line because we decided she deserved that honor.
Casey was an angel, though. They were obviously tired by that point, but they still marveled at my AGCD-coded tabbed to hell and back book, and they loved my Alex Bearmont-Diaz. He was the hit of the night lol. So many people wanted his picture and I was told multiple times he needs his own Instagram account, haha.
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There were no posed photos, but the staff were taking people's phones and snapping shots of our interactions. Like I have 41 photos of the few minutes I got with them!
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Anyway, long story short … if you ever have the chance to meet Casey, do it! They’re just absolutely wonderful. 🥰
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sunny-in-gotham · 2 months ago
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A free image hosting solution for AO3 and elsewhere - A Tutorial (mobile-friendly!)
See the demo site made from this template IN ACTION: https://hotlink-archive-template.pages.dev/
This guide is for an easy, mobile-friendly way to host files for hotlinking on AO3 or elsewhere, using github and cloudflare pages.
I've encountered far too many dead links in fanfics and forums simply because a hosting service decided to dump older files, or they decided to change their TOS to no longer allow hotlinking or certain kinds of content (nsfw, fictional graphic content). See Optional Steps for even more options.
This is an easy, barebones way to permanently host images that you don't want deleted unexpectedly or that you can't host elsewhere. (Emphasis on barebones. This will not be a nice portfolio style site. Unless you decide to code that yourself!) You can follow the link above for an example of this type of site.
It is also EASY to upload and use on mobile devices after initial setup!
Tools you will need:
Cloudflare Pages/Workers is a free to use static site hosting service. This will publish your files and make them available online. This will publish your files and make them available online. There is a limit to the amount of data you can upload for free, but you can pay for proper hosting if you want to exceed it.
Github is a code sharing/storage platform. Your files will go here first before being published on Pages. You can edit and upload files through your browser at github.com, or through Github Desktop, a program you install on your computer. There are limits to Github repositories, but they are also generous (suggested 1GB to 5GB per repo).
Basic Setup
1. Create a github account
2. Copy this template repository hotlink-archive-template
Your website will be contained in a repository, a place where all the files and the revision history for your project are stored.
This template repository uses an "Action" (using python) to automatically create a "home" page with an Index of all the files in your repository every time it is updated.
NOTE: I recommend you set your repository to Private. Github's history feature is extensive, so if you have sensitive content or think you might want to delete something later, it will be hard to get rid of it completely once it's been committed and publicly available.
3. Enable Action permissions
In order for the Action script to work, you need to give Actions permission to read and write in your repository.
Within your repository, go to the tab Settings > Actions > General > Workflow Permissions
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4. Create a Cloudflare account
5. Create a Pages (or Workers) project and link it to your Github repository
Your Pages project will create the front end of the site where the images will be displayed. You will be able to link those images to other platforms like AO3.
You can create either a Workers or Pages project by going to Add > Pages (or Workers). Name your project WISELY! This name will be your site's URL.
Workers vs. Pages
Workers is subsuming Pages on Cloudflare and now has all the same static hosting capabilities, in addition to its original server-side processing services. If you'd like to, read more about this.
While Workers has similar capabilities, I recommend Pages for this project. Pages has the added bonus of a cleaner URL if you do not have your own domain: “MySite.pages.dev” in Pages vs Workers' “MySite.username.workers.dev”
You will be prompted to import an existing Git repository. You will need to give it access to your Github to do this.
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Select the repository on your Github you made for your project, then hit "Begin Setup".
Name your project WISELY! This name will be your site's URL.
You do not need to change any settings on the next page, so hit "Save and Deploy". Your image hosting site will now be live!
The URL will be "https://ProjectName.pages.dev". It may take a few minutes to become accessible.
Now you're done with the basic setup!
How to Add files
You can add any files you want to link to on AO3/elsewhere through mobile, desktop browser, or the Github desktop program!
Here is how to do it on Github.com:
Open up the repository that you made (it can be found at github.com/username/repositoryname). You will see a list of folders and files that are in that repository.
Click into the folder "fan-stuff".
In the top right, go Add file > Upload files and drag in the images you want added. You will need to name the images BEFORE you upload them, as there is not an easy renaming feature within Github's browser interface.
In the Commit changes box, choose a title for what action you are doing. This will help you backtrack uploads if needed.
For example, it could be "Uploaded Batman Art". Make sure it's set to "commit directly to the main branch", then commit those changes. This will upload the files.
Now, if you visit your site, you will see your uploaded image under the "fan-stuff" folder!
To embed/link your image, navigate to your file on your Pages site and copy the URL in the address bar. This URL is what you will use to embed your photo (using HTML or "add image as URL" tools some sites have).
Continue onto More Setup to customize your site and implement more advanced settings. See Tips/Troubleshooting if you're running into problems.
More Setup
Perform site customization/advanced setup with Github Desktop on your PC
Github’s web UI is great, but it has major limitations. I highly recommend that you use Github Desktop during the initial setup, as well as when you want to make major organizational changes to your files/site. Once you have everything set, though, you can use Github in your browser to upload whatever files you want to hotlink at the moment.
Download Github Desktop and “clone” (download a copy of) the repository you made.
This is the best time to rename/rearrange folders + files, etc.
There are other methods in the Troubleshooting section if you need, but Github Desktop is by far the easiest way
see Adding/Renaming Folders for important info on how to properly rename/add folders
see About the Index Page for how to customize your Index pages
Once you’re done editing, “push” (upload) all the changes you made to your online Github repository.
Having some sort of text editor like Notepad++ is useful for editing any code, the automatic color-coding is very helpful. You can edit in plain old Notepad as well, it just won’t look as nice.
About the Index Page
The template repository uses a python Action to automatically create an HTML "home" page with an Index of ALL the files in the folder every time it is updated.
This is particularly convenient for mobile use, as you can upload a file, and the python action automatically updates the Index page.
If you don’t want this, just disable the “create-index” Action and delete the .py files. You can just type in the file locations to get to each file, or you can manually maintain an home/Index page yourself, which isn't hard if you know some basic HTML and can remember to do it consistently.
Also note that if you wish to change any of the content on your Index pages, you must edit the "index.py" file, not the "index.html" file. The "index.html" file gets re-written every time the "create-index" Action is run in order to keep the file index up to date.
Adding/Renaming/Deleting Folders
Disclaimer: This is a bit convoluted because I am extremely unqualified to be working with python OR HTML. There’s probably an easy way to do this, but I don’t have the skill to do it, and most of the stuff here is copied from stuff I found around. If you know a better way to do things, please let me know, it’d make my life easier too!
Adding or renaming folders involves some extra steps.
1. The "index.py" file inside the folder needs to be edited to match the parent folder name.
The place you need to do this is found near the top of the file (highlighted below)
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2. Then the outer-most "create-index.py" file needs to be updated to match the new name as well. If you’ve added a new folder, duplicate and adjust the code to match.
The place you need to do this is found at the bottom (highlighted below)
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If you don’t need any folders at all, great! Just delete them and their contents! No need to edit any files. (Don’t delete “index.html” or “create-index.py” or “.github/workflows”!)
If you would like to have these folders for later use, leave them as-is and simply edit the index files.
The relevant lines of code at the bottom of "create-index.py" like in the previous step for renaming folders. You may delete this code, or comment it out (using # at the beginning of a line will make it “invisible” to the computer)
Then, add the folder’s name to the “exclusions” list at the top of the "create-index.py" file so that it doesn’t show up on your Index page (highlighted below)
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You can also use this same concept to create "invisible" files/folders. Any files/folders included in the "exclusions" list in "(create-)index.py" will not be listed on the Index page, however they can still be found through the direct URL to the file.
On the flipside, this means simply hiding the file/folder from the Index page does not get rid of the file from your site. Anyone who has the URL will be able to find that file unless you remove it, or move its location to change the URL
Tips/Troubleshooting
(Re)name your files before uploading
It’s not possible to rename image/media files on Github’s web UI (it is possible with the local Git program). The "create-index" Action lists out the names of your files exactly, so you will end up with ugly strings of numbers and letters on your Index page if you don't rename them, which is terrible to look at and also plain old CONFUSING to navigate.
So if you're uploading on mobile or through Github on browser, name your files with easy to remember and distinctive filenames before you go ahead and upload them. This makes everything much easier, and it makes your Index page look nice :)
My website isn’t updating when I edit my Github repository!
Check to see if your Pages is retrieving from the correct branch, and if it has automatic deployments enabled.
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Can’t see your Github repository when trying to link it on Cloudflare?
Check your Github applications Repository Access settings. Go to your ACCOUNT Settings > Integrations - Applications > Cloudflare > Repository Access
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Index action is failing!
Go back to step 3 in Basic Setup and check if you’ve given Actions permission to read and write. If that’s not the issue, check to see if you’ve set up your "index.py" files correctly. The folder names should correspond to the parent folders, and the "create-index.py" file in the outer-most folder should have the correct folder names at the VERY BOTTOM.
How do I rename a folder (or move a file) in Github’s web UI?
It isn’t possible to directly rename a folder in Github’s web UI, doing it using Git on your computer is the most foolproof way to do it. But there is a way (except for media files).
Go into the folder you want to rename and select a file such as “index.html” and enter the “edit” mode.
Go to the file name and backspace until you can edit the parent folder name as well. This will create a new folder with the new name.
You’ll have to do this to every file in the folder until they’re all in the new folder.
Unfortunately, you can’t do this with media files like png/jpg/etc, because entering the “edit” mode on a photo “breaks” it somehow, and bye-bye image :’) (Don’t worry if this happens, just don’t commit the change or roll it back in your history).
Optional Steps
Make deployment (semi-)Manual
You can play with cloudflare and github to make deployment of your site a manual step you have to trigger, instead of automatic with each commit (default setting). This is a safeguard in case you accidentally make a change or delete something from your github, it won't affect your website.
Deploy w/ Branches
You could do a semi-automatic deployment with a "Production" branch on your github that is separate from the branch you edit. This creates an extra step before anything is published on Cloudflare. A safeguard against accidental changes/deletion of sorts :)
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Go to Settings > Build tab > Branch Control
Choose your Production Branch (MAIN or CLOUDFLARE) and enable (or disable) automatic deployments
If you choose MAIN, every change you commit to MAIN will be published to Pages
If you choose CLOUDFLARE, any changes you make to MAIN will not show up on your Pages site until you Pull from MAIN to CLOUDFLARE
To Pull changes from MAIN to CLOUDFLARE, go to your github repository
Above your files on the Left, you will see a toggle to choose which branch you are on.
Choose Cloudflare. There will be a message like "This branch is 7 commits ahead of, 2 commits behind main." Click "2 commits behind"
Click "Create a Pull Request". Then click "Merge Pull Request". If everything is correct, this should trigger a build on your Cloudflare
Deploy w/ Github Actions
Or you can create a manual command that you have to enter on github to trigger a deployment on cloudflare. If you're paranoid about anything happening to your site due to a mishap on the Github side, this is a safe choice. Unless you manually trigger the command, your Pages site will be completely untouched no matter if something happens to your repo.
This can be done in many ways, I think the most straightforward is with Deploy Hooks (maybe in conjunction with Actions if you want to make it mobile-friendly), and might be a bit complicated, but not too hard to figure out with some Google-fu.
Here’s some links I think will be useful (note: I don’t use this method, so these haven’t been tested)
Manual trigger action tutorial
How to configure Github webooks
Storing Locally instead of on Github
Although this guide is written with Cloudflare's Github integration in mind, particularly for easy online/mobile access, you can also keep your files locally on your PC and directly upload your assets onto your Pages project. This gives you full control over what happens to your files. (Keeping backups is a good idea. You can still use Github Desktop to do this, just keep your repository on your PC.)
Simply clone/download the repository as it is, customize it as you like, and create a NEW Pages project on Cloudflare, using "Direct Upload" to upload your files
Once you have connected a Pages project with Github, there is no way to change the deployment method to Direct Upload or vice versa. Direct Upload is also not available for Workers.
One thing that will NOT work the same is the "create-index" Action that only works on Github.
I have made a "create-index.exe" that will execute the "create-index.py" files in the exact same way as they would work with the Action. You do not have to install python for this to work (if I did everything right). Simply run "create-index.exe" whenever you make a change and want to update the "index.html" files
Remember, this is EXACTLY THE SAME as the "create-index" Action, meaning you have to edit each "index.py" file when you rename folders, add a folder, want to exclude a file from the Index page, etc. (See Adding/Renaming Folders for how to do this)
Find me on Bluesky. Or if you have a problem, open an Issue on this project :)
I'll try to answer your questions as best I can! But really, I am the most amateur of amateurs and figured this all out using Google, so I might not be of much help ^^;
I also recommend Squidge Images (an offshoot of Squidge.org) as a fairly trustworthy alternative. However, Squidge Images does have some additional rules that Squidge does not, and what crosses the line is at their discretion.
I also posted this over on AO3!
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how-to-send-venmo-money · 3 months ago
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Venmo Payments: The Fastest Way to Send Money
Venmo has become one of the most popular peer-to-peer payment platforms, allowing users to send and receive money effortlessly. Whether you want to split a bill, pay a friend, or transfer funds to your bank, Venmo makes it easy. In this guide, we’ll walk you through everything you need to know about how to send money through Venmo and more.
What Is Venmo?
Venmo is a mobile payment service owned by PayPal that enables users to transfer money electronically. It allows seamless transactions between friends, family, and businesses using a mobile app. To use Venmo, all you need is a registered account, a linked payment method, and an internet connection.
How Do I Send Money With Venmo?
Sending money with Venmo is simple and quick. Follow these steps to complete a transaction:
Step 1: Open the Venmo App
Ensure you have downloaded and installed the Venmo app on your smartphone. Open the app and log in to your account.
Step 2: Tap on the “Pay or Request” Button
This button is typically found on the home screen. It allows you to either send or request money from other Venmo users.
Step 3: Enter the Recipient’s Details
You can send money to someone by searching for their Venmo username, phone number, or email. Ensure you are selecting the correct user to avoid sending money to the wrong person.
Step 4: Enter the Payment Amount
Type in the amount you want to send. You can also add a note or emoji to specify the purpose of the transaction.
Step 5: Select Your Payment Method
Venmo allows you to pay using your Venmo balance, linked bank account, debit card, or credit card. Choose the payment method you prefer.
Step 6: Confirm and Send
Review the details to ensure everything is correct, then tap “Pay” to complete the transaction. The recipient will receive the money instantly in their Venmo account.
How to Receive Money on Venmo
If someone sends you money via Venmo, you can access the funds immediately in your Venmo balance. Here’s how:
Open the Venmo app and log in.
Go to the “Notifications” section to check if someone has sent you money.
The money will be added to your Venmo balance, which you can use for transactions or transfer to your bank.
How to Transfer Money From Venmo to Bank
Once you have received money on Venmo, you might want to transfer it to your bank account. Follow these steps:
Open the Venmo app and go to the “Me” tab.
Tap “Add or Transfer” under your balance.
Enter the amount you wish to transfer.
Choose between Instant Transfer (which charges a small fee) or Standard Transfer (which is free but takes 1-3 business days).
Confirm the transfer and wait for the funds to appear in your bank account.
How to Send Venmo Money without a Bank Account
If you don’t have a bank account, you can still send money through Venmo using your Venmo balance or by linking a credit/debit card. However, keep in mind that using a credit card for payments may incur a 3% fee.
How to Pay Someone on Venmo
To pay someone on Venmo, follow the same steps as sending money. Just enter their details, the amount, and your payment method before hitting “Pay.” This process works for both personal and business transactions.
Security Tips for Using Venmo
Enable Two-Factor Authentication: This adds an extra layer of security to your account.
Verify Recipients Before Sending Money: Double-check usernames and email addresses to avoid errors.
Use Venmo’s Privacy Settings: Set your transactions to private to prevent them from appearing in the public feed.
Monitor Your Account Regularly: Keep an eye on your transactions to detect any suspicious activity.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)
1. How do I send money on Venmo for the first time?
Simply open the app, tap “Pay,” enter the recipient’s details, amount, and confirm the payment.
2. Is there a fee for sending money on Venmo?
If you use your Venmo balance, debit card, or bank account, there is no fee. However, credit card payments incur a 3% charge.
3. How do I receive money on Venmo?
You don’t need to take any action. Once someone sends you money, it will be added to your Venmo balance.
4. How to transfer money to Venmo from a bank account?
Go to “Manage Balance”, select “Add Money”, enter the amount, and confirm the transfer.
5. How long does it take for money to transfer from Venmo to a bank account?
Standard transfers take 1-3 business days, while Instant Transfers are immediate but come with a fee.
6. Can I cancel a Venmo payment?
No, Venmo payments cannot be canceled once sent. You must request a refund from the recipient if needed.
7. Is Venmo safe for sending money?
Yes, Venmo uses encryption and security measures to protect your transactions. However, always ensure you send money to trusted contacts.
8. Can I use Venmo without linking a bank account?
Yes, you can send and receive money using your Venmo balance or a linked credit/debit card.
Using Venmo is an easy and convenient way to manage peer-to-peer transactions. Whether you need to send money, receive payments, or transfer funds to your bank, this guide has covered everything you need to know. If you found this article helpful, be sure to explore more resources.
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bjsmall · 4 months ago
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23.02.25
I had a look at GIMP 3.0, which is the next major upcoming release of the GNU Image Manipulation Program.
I used a Fedora Linux 41 Spin with the Xfce desktop environment in Distrosea to test the release candidate version.
https://fedoraproject.org/spins/xfce
Fedora gives you access to the latest software available both in development and stable branches.
It is also the testing ground for Red Hat Enterprise Linux, which is a commercial focused Linux distro. In Windows, think of this as, Home (Fedora) and Windows LTSC (RHEL).
The Xfce Desktop Environment is designed to be lightweight and configurable whilst still being user friendly and visually appealing.
https://www.xfce.org/about
Distrosea link:
https://distrosea.com/
To get GIMP 3.0, I used Fedora's built in package manager, which is called Dnfdragora to search for and install it.
Dnfdragora is a graphical frontend tool based on 'rpmdrake' for installing, uninstalling and upgrading various packages in Dandified Yellow Dog Updater (DNF) on Red Hat based Linux builds.
However it refused to install due to a limit in the virtual disk size. So I had to remove quite a few various applications which came pre-installed with this version of Fedora.
Once I had finished uninstalling the packages, I tried again and successfully managed to install GIMP.
I clicked on the entries in the menu and GIMP launched. I modified the layout of the tab panels to my liking and edited a screenshot taken within the VM.
GIMP 3.0 (RC3) was released earlier this year and is a step closer to a final stable release which features a complete GTK3+ UI overhaul, HiDpi improvements, a fresh logo, non-distraction editing of images, various fixes and new features.
For a full list of improvements see:
https://www.gimp.org/news/2025/02/10/gimp-3-0-RC3-released/
Version 3.0 of the GNU Image Manipulation Program will mark its 30th birthday since its first release in November 1995.
GIMP comes in a variety of light, dark and system orientated themes and icon sets. This was a very fun experiment to try out and it worked brilliantly. I also found out that there is a nostalgic window border decoration in the Fedora Xfce themes!
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laddersofsweetmisery · 7 months ago
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My love made a task list app for me so I can be a bit more prepared going into my MFA residency this December <3 It toggles between categories where you can add tasks to specific categories. The categories are user-created, so you can tailor them to your individual needs. For example: I needed a category for work, school, around the home, and personal goals. Categories with no tasks turn purple and categories with tasks that still need to be completed turn pink and lists how many tasks are left to complete in each category (for example: I have 3 work tasks to complete) The tasks lists are accessible via the navigation pane on the left, so I'm not bombarded with all the tasks being visible on my screen at once. Instead, I can toggle between categories and focus on one category at a time. This helps me from getting distracted by all the other things I need to do. If I want to spend Monday mornings focusing on just school work, then I'll only open the MFA Residency tab.
He's planning on adding a Spotify player to it for my lo-fi studying playlist, as well as a few other features I'm looking forward to (theme customizations, animated background, a calendar...etc) but it's currently functional and ready for me to play with! He even let me choose the colors ! Although he's hoping to add additional color palettes for users to choose from.
A lot of the other apps I was trying to use were either behind a paywall OR had so many features it was overwhelming. So I'm loving its simplicity so far. He told me to write down any bugs or update ideas.
Any additional feature suggestions? Any features that could be useful to students while still keeping it simple and uncluttered? Some apps do SOOO much it can be hard to keep track of everything, so I'd like to keep it simple & sweet
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cash-app-bella · 7 months ago
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Cash App Btc Withdrawal Limits [EXPLAINED]
Btc has become one of the most popular digital currencies, and platforms like Cash App make it convenient for users to buy, sell, and withdraw Btc. However, understanding the specific withdrawal limits on Cash App is crucial to effectively managing your cryptocurrency transactions. In this guide, we explain everything you need to know about Cash App Btc withdrawal limits, how to increase them, and the steps to withdraw Btc seamlessly.
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What Are Cash App Btc Withdrawal Limits?
Cash App imposes limits on the amount of Btc users can withdraw over a specified period. These limits exist to ensure compliance with financial regulations and maintain the security of transactions.
Standard Withdrawal Limits
Daily Cash App Btc Withdrawal Limit: Cash App allows users to withdraw up to $2,000 worth of Btc in a 24-hour period.
Weekly Cash App Btc Withdrawal Limit: Over a rolling 7-day period, users can withdraw up to $5,000 worth of Btc.
These limits apply to verified users and may vary based on factors such as account activity, history, and compliance status.
How to Check Your Btc Withdrawal Limits on Cash App
To ensure you’re within the allowed limits, follow these steps to check your cash app Btc withdrawal limits:
Open the Cash App on your device.
Tap on the Btc tab on the home screen.
Navigate to Withdrawal Limits to view your current limits.
Always double-check your withdrawal limits before initiating large transactions to avoid any delays.
How to Increase Cash App Btc Withdrawal Limits
Increasing your Cash App Btc withdrawal limits can unlock higher transaction capabilities. Here’s how you can request an increase:
1. Verify Your Identity
Verification is mandatory to access higher withdrawal limits. To verify your identity:
Provide your full name, date of birth, and Social Security Number (SSN).
Submit a government-issued photo ID.
Complete the identity verification process through the app.
2. Enable Two-Factor Authentication
Enhancing your account security with two-factor authentication (2FA) can improve your eligibility for higher withdrawal limits.
3. Build Transaction History
Consistently using Cash App to buy and sell Btc over time demonstrates responsible usage, which may lead to a gradual increase in limits.
4. Contact Support
If you need to withdraw amounts beyond your limit, contact Cash App Support to request a temporary or permanent limit increase. Ensure you have all necessary documents ready for review.
How to Withdraw Btc on Cash App
Once you understand the Cash App limits, withdrawing Btc from Cash App is a straightforward process. Follow these steps:
Step 1: Open the Cash App
Launch the Cash App on your smartphone.
Step 2: Navigate to the Btc Tab
Tap the Btc symbol on the home screen.
Ensure you have sufficient Btc balance to withdraw.
Step 3: Enter the Recipient Address
Copy and paste the Btc wallet address of the recipient.
Double-check the address to avoid errors, as cryptocurrency transactions are irreversible.
Step 4: Select the Amount
Input the amount of Btc you wish to withdraw.
Ensure the amount does not exceed your daily or weekly limit.
Step 5: Confirm the Transaction
Review the transaction details, including fees.
Confirm the withdrawal, and wait for the transaction to process. Depending on network congestion, the process may take up to 24 hours.
Fees Associated with Btc Withdrawals on Cash App
Cash App charges a network fee for Btc withdrawals, which depends on the blockchain's current traffic. This fee is deducted from your withdrawal amount and ensures timely transaction processing.
To minimize fees:
Monitor Btc network activity during low-traffic periods.
Consolidate smaller withdrawals into larger ones to avoid multiple fees.
Tips for Managing Btc Withdrawals on Cash App
Plan Ahead: If you anticipate needing to withdraw a large amount, ensure you stay within the Cash App weekly limit or request a limit increase in advance.
Double-Check Wallet Addresses: Incorrect addresses can lead to permanent loss of funds.
Monitor Network Fees: Use periods of low network activity to reduce transaction costs.
Common Issues and How to Resolve Them
1. Withdrawal Delays
Transactions may experience delays due to network congestion or additional security checks. Contact Cash App Support for assistance if delays persist beyond 24 hours.
2. Exceeding Limits
If your withdrawal exceeds the daily or weekly limits, split the amount into smaller withdrawals or request a limit increase.
3. Incorrect Recipient Address
Ensure the recipient wallet address is correct before confirming the transaction. Mistakes cannot be reversed.
FAQs About Cash App Btc Withdrawal Limits
1. What is the maximum Btc I can withdraw daily on Cash App?
The Cash App daily Btc withdrawal limit is $2,000 worth of Btc.
2. How can I increase my Btc withdrawal limit?
Complete identity verification, enable 2FA, build a strong transaction history, and contact Cash App Support to request an increase.
3. Are there fees for withdrawing Btc on Cash App?
Yes, Cash App charges a network fee, which varies based on blockchain activity.
4. Can I withdraw Btc without verifying my identity?
No, unverified accounts are restricted from withdrawing Btc.
5. How long do Btc withdrawals take?
Btc withdrawals typically process within a few hours but may take up to 24 hours depending on network traffic.
Conclusion
Cash App provides a secure and convenient platform for Btc transactions, but understanding its withdrawal limits is essential for smooth operations. By verifying your identity, increasing your limits, and managing transactions carefully, you can make the most of your Btc withdrawals on Cash App.
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shanie · 1 year ago
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RANDOM WIP DAY THAT ENDS IN Y
This is a rough draft of a section of Generico!Verse story I'm tossing around. More of that pasta yeeting, as you will.
It's part of a planned story, made of episodic chapters, that tells the Generico!verse saga from Rebecca's (Becky Lynch's) POV.
I still need to get a better feel on 'Rebecca's' voice, which is pretty much impossible because in this case, Rebecca isn't Becky, she's meant to be Rebecca KNOX, who I have no access to outside of one random match. So Rebecca's 'voice' may just end up being a completely made up one. Anyway, enjoy this draft, and if anyone likes it, let me know.
Writing this style of story is a pain in the ASS and I'm gonna have to do a damn cheat sheet between this and the Abuela Carla stories on how to tell when Generico is speaking Spanish that the text translates into English, or when Generico is ACTUALLY SPEAKING ENGLISH.
So, it is what it is and, for the moment, enjoy.
Rated T to be safe.
Synopsis: Rebecca Lynch has been home in Ireland for about a month or so, forced into an early retirement. But thankfully, it's 2007, and the world is in a brand new age. An age where you can easily talk to someone on the other side of the world via the internet.
And an age where that internet can almost (but not quite) allow you to understand him.
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“EireChick87” hadn't been expecting a message.
Rebecca usually left AIM on in the background in case anyone did, but when a message came up on her screen from “GenericoNo1” she was equal parts shocked and excited?
es esta Rebecca? It asked.
mi amiga?
Becky didn't speak Spanish. At All. But she recognized Generico's manner of “speaking” immediately.
Quickly, she typed her answer
YES!
There was a pause before the reply came.
si?
… the conversation was all of three messages long and Rebecca already saw a problem.
Thinking fast, she opened a new tab on Firefox and, heading to Babelfish, typed her message
You don't know how to type in English, do you?
Quickly, she got a translation and, copying and pasting it, sent it along.
Shortly the response came.
no lo siento. 
And back into the translator THAT went.
No I am sorry.
Becky sighed. Moments earlier, she'd been so excited. Now, she was wondering how quickly she could learn to speak Spanish.
It wasn't that bad an idea, actually, especially considering Kevin certainly would never bother learning. She didn't know why, it would have made sense for him to do so ages ago, but for some stupid reason, he was unwilling to even try.
So, if he wouldn't do it, at least she could.
But, that was later. In the meantime, the crappy online translator would have to do.
I don't speak Spanish, she typed back, But if you can put up with lousy online translations, we might be able to pull this off.
She translated it, copied it, pasted it, and sent it off.
The reply took longer that time, and she immediately filtered It through her translator again.
It is good enough. I understand.
It wasn't perfect, but yeah, it would work. Although she was pretty sure there would be stuff lost in the translations.
In the meantime…
How are you messaging me? Are you using Kevin's computer? Did he let you? 
A quick response that time.
no
Rebecca rolled her eyes.
If you are using his computer without permission, Generico, he will skin you.
There was a longer pause that time.
No. I am using my computer.
Rebecca blinked. Hard.
When the hell did Generico get a computer??? she thought, more than a little alarmed. 
It took her a moment to collect herself but, once she did, she responded.
When did you get a computer? And how? 
Copy, translate, send.
And after a long pause…
habia un hombre en una tienda de la ciudad.  el tenia esto y le pague en efectivo.  costo mucho pero Kevin no sabia que tenia dinero.  ahora, no.  pero funciona.  necesitaba hablar contigo.
It was a hell of a lot of Spanish, and Rebecca knew the translator would have a hell of a time with it, but…
There was a man in a store in the city.  He had this and I paid him cash.  It cost a lot but Kevin didn't know he had money.  Not now.  But it works.  He needed to talk to you.
Well that doesn't sound right. Did he steal Kevin’s money???
Who needed to talk to me?, she asked. And did you steal Kevin’s money?
NO! the response came. Generico dinaro! Geneirco habla! 
Becky didn't need the translator that time.
Not that it would have helped anyway.
Messaging through a translator, especially one that was trying to compensate for her friend's speech patterns, was going to be a bitch, she could tell.
So. It was your money, and now it's your computer. How much did it cost?
Two months, Generico replied.
“God,”  she said aloud, staring at the nonsensical translation, “This is shit. How the hell are we going to work this???”
You know, Generico, if I'm going to message you, I should probably learn Spanish.
si. espanol muy bien.
She was already beginning to treasure the messages she didn't need babelfish for.
Suddenly, her phone began to ring.
BRB, she quickly typed And, sending it along, she answered the phone.
It was Finn.
“Becky!” Finn said, far too enthusiastically for, among other things, the middle of winter, “Are you busy? I'm in your area and was thinking maybe lunch.”
Rebecca looked back at her screen where a lone question mark had appeared as a response, Generico clearly not understanding what BRB meant in any language.
And as she stared at it, thinking of how excited she had been to get that first message and how sad she knew in her heart Generico would be if she logged off so soon, she couldn't help but smile into the phone as she replied.
“You know, Prince,” she said, invoking the nickname she had given Finn years earlier, “I think I am.”
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