#completely gobsmacked

[candy-crackpot]

I hope this doesn't come off condescending but like I really am stunned and confused over how it became a fanfic trope and fanon that:

- Allen, Apprentice of Cross Marian who canonically sleeps completely naked and starts the day sunbathing nude, was depicted as so "pure and innocent and unassuming" that he was absolutely ignorant of sex or what maiming meant

- Lenalee who at a young age got kidnapped into the notoriously anti-sex, pro-celibacy Vatican's military organisation, who her brother very protectively guards and is consistently shown to be very oblivious to advances, ended up somehow well versed in relationships and sex

- Kanda who can barely stand being around anyone but a select few is a rampaging sex chad who fucked everyone in the Order and has an insatiable libido

[queenofsquids]

I voted today in Ohio USA, these were the big two:

Issue 1 - Establish a Constitutional Right to Abortion

Issue 2 - Legalize Marijuana

I'm terrified to hear the results. I just want to live in this moment where I can imagine everything goes right and we wake up tomorrow in the good timeline

[bestjeanistmonster]

In dc au there isn’t this one big, climactic, movie moment of sonic and shadow getting together.

when, where and how it happened is a complete mystery, it just happened one day and even then their entire situation is so confusing for people to understand cuz they’re so Like That, that no one even knows they’re dating anyway

Like they’re rivals but they’re also allies on occasion, they’ve tried to kill each other more than once, Sonic keeps stuff at his apartment, Shadow gave Sonic a potted plant for his birthday, Sonic dangled Shadow of a building and left him for Batman after a heist, Shadow thinks clowns are stupid yet lets Sonic hang around, etc.

They’re not what you’d typically expect from a romantic relationship, not even close, so no one really gets what’s going on there but their honestly too scared to ask

But Silver knows. He’s the only one who recognised what was going on with them as soon as he first saw them interact in the present.

He hates it. He hates so much

[ozwuv]

anyone else remember the gayest line in pandora hearts

[twilightcunt]

I’ve been rewatching Person of Interest and I’ve finally reached that episode in season 3. I can’t believe they fucking kill her 😭😭😭😭😭 It’s been haunting my mind since halfway through season 2 and now I’m gonna have to see it all over again.

[saym0-0]

sometimes i read dni lists for fun and whimsy

[radioprune]

rewatching 38 across for a humbling reminder of all the new york times crossword puzzles my friend brian and i have completed huddled in corners at various parties

[thenighttrain]

i don't think anything could have ever prepared us for the lwymmd music video - from her crawling out of a damn GRAVE "here lies taylor swift's reputation" and zombie taylor, the snakes, the spotify reference, the bathtub with the single dollar note, the references to kim/kanye, the "CAUSE SHE'S DEAD!" giving us a heart attack, and then all the old taylors plus the conversation at the end... she was truly a cultural reset. a moment in time. will never ever be forgotten.

[kingdomoftyto]

Re-reading the transcript for "Matryoshka" on my lunch break.

"Angels are real. Our town is a deeply weird place. We know and acknowledge that it is a deeply weird place. There are dotted lines and arrows in the sky, and I love my family. And I love my brother Steve, he was right about everything, he always has been."

Valiantly not crying on my lunch break.

[fyrewalks]

do you ever read a plot twist so good you kinda just gotta set the book down and stare into space for a min?

[imperatorrrrr]

everyone else: watching the SCF me: foaming at the mouth wanting to fight everyone on twt saying the Devils should take the captaincy away from Nico Hischier

[darcyfirth]

2 more wips to go ig? one is a disney princes!hartwin au and the other is the paranormal club!hartwin but its merlin & harry being students in that club whereas eggsy is the mysterious creature

[danascullysjournal]

Today’s Dracula Daily Entry:

Van Helsing, proving that vampires exist by listing the Bloofer Lady, Methuselah, vampire bats, and toads that have slept in rocks for thousands of years since the beginning of time as proof:

Seward:

[petewentzisblack1312]

that moment is crazy though because it was a girl saying she keeps passing out when she comes and the other two answering the question were definitely gearing up to make fun of her and then travie hits em with the 'yeah that happens to me a lot its normal' and they just sit there in stunned silence as they realise they are kind of bad at sex.

[blithesharem]

Spent my 3 hour car ride thinking about the look on Solomon’s face when you kiss him for the first time

[desolyx]

Destiny 2 - Lightfall Exotic Quest Image Collection

The Black Garden