#content provider

[batwynn]

I just saw someone refer to an artist as a ‘content provider’ and I’m done. I’m out. Where’s the fucking time machine?

[orbsontwigs]

[ferret-propaganda]

The original negative Tripadvisor review on the Time Machine Doctor Who Museum, Bromyard, as mentioned in Stewart Lee: Content Provider (2018).

[valdotpng]

deltajune is here! which means that deltarune ch1-4 will be out deltasoon....... so deltasoon that im getting kind of scared. ahhhhhh

anyways heres some doodles i made in anticipation of the new chapters! i havent been able to stop thinking abt the consequences of alternative routes for years. can u tell

[forgottenbones]

welcome, unemployed TikTokers!

[lurkinginnernarrator]

Shen twins or bros au where the Shens go through Qiu Manor and Wu Yanzi together but only Shen Jiu joins Cang Qiong with Yue Qingyuan. Cut to Cang Qiong facing a problem that needs the expertise of a demonic cultivator and Shen Jiu presents the most powerful and elusive demonic cultivator as his brother

...how is it that the demonic cultivator brother is nicer than the one dressed in pastels

[wiltkingart]

This is a ritual, a prayer, a plea.

This is a sacrifice, a bloodletting, a need.

This is a transformation of flesh, one stitch at a time. This is meat from a stone, warm and pulsating. From one mouth to another, this is the passing of a story with far too many limbs, slick and scaly. -

Mouth to Mouth to Mouth is a collection of transmasc horror erotica, made up of 7 short stories featuring insects, elves, fairies, and more -- all mired in the grotesque and profane. I cannot be happier with how this turned out, and I hope you find it sickening.

[out now] // goodreads // storygraph

[caycanteven]

Todays lil warmup with Buster~!

[nymphacae]

oops i realized i posted these on every other site BUT tumblr please forgive me......these are some '22 illustrations i did back in the day for @ryminzine + the minizine ! i'm very honored to have helped bring this project to life, thanks to everyone who purchased or contributed in any way to the project!!

[northopalshore]

Hi Gaia, can you pretty please make a post about indicators of having a provider future spouse in your natal and gpc? 🥺

♀ Hello

Provider Spouse

Indicators

₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ ⭑ . ₊ ⊹ .₊๋‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ ⭑ . ₊ ⊹ .₊๋‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ ⭑ . ₊ ⊹ .₊๋‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ ⭑ ⊹ .₊๋‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ ⭑

Please note that being a provider does not mean they have to be wealthy, but rather have the mindset or natural inclination to provide or spoil their significant other. It's what they prefer to do or just naturally find themselves doing, whether it comes from a sense of responsibility or just their love language.

:¨ ·.· ¨:⠀

`· . ୨୧ In the natal chart

☆ Jupiter in the 8th & 7th house

☆ Venus in the 7th & 8th house

☆ Taurus or Libra in the 7th or 8th house

☆ Groom asteroid in 2nd, 4th & 8th & 10th house house

☆ Groom asteroid in Capricorn /Taurus

☆ Groom asteroid conjunct Venus, Mars, Jupiter

☆ Groom asteroid soft aspecting Venus, Mars, Jupiter

☆ Groom asteroid conjunct Saturn

☆Juno in the 2nd, 4th, 6th & 8th house

₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ ⭑ . ₊ ⊹ .₊๋‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ ⭑ . ₊ ⊹ .₊๋‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ ⭑ . ₊ ⊹ .₊๋‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ ⭑ ⊹ .₊๋‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ ⭑

:¨ ·.· ¨:⠀₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ ⭑ . ₊ ⊹ .₊๋‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ ⭑ . ₊ ⊹ .₊๋‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ ⭑ . ₊ ⊹ .₊๋‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ ⭑ ⊹ .₊๋‧₊

`· . ୨୧ In the groom persona chart

☆ Sun in Capricorn

☆ Capricorn stellium

☆ Stellium in the 2nd, 4th, & 6th house

☆ Venus, Sun, Jupiter in 2nd house

☆ Mars in 4th house

☆ Capricorn/Taurus/Virgo rising

☆ Moon in 4th, 6th & 7th house

☆ Groom in 2nd, 4th, 6th & 8th house

☆ Saturn in the 1st, 4th & 6th house

☆ Moon conjunct Jupiter

☆ Sun conjunct/trine/sextile Mars

☆ Sun in cancer in the 2nd house

☆ Sun in Virgo in the 2nd, 4th, 6th & 7th house

☆Jupiter in the 2nd, 4th, 5th, 6th & 7th house

☆Jupiter, mars, mercury in cancer

˚₊‧꒰ა paid readings available ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ ⭑ . ₊ ⊹ .₊๋‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ ⭑ . ₊ ⊹ .₊๋‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ ⭑ . ₊ ⊹ .₊๋‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ ⭑ ⊹ .₊๋‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ ⭑

₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ ⭑ . ₊ ⊹ .₊๋‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ ⭑ . ₊ ⊹ .₊๋‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ ⭑ . ₊ ⊹ .₊๋‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ ⭑ ⊹ .₊๋‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ ⭑

@northopalshore 2024 all rights reserved.

[dellovestorant]

My bff turns 32 today 🤍🎂 Feliç dia amor meu!!!!! Per molts més junts via @/gemmpinto ig

[orbsontwigs]

#outofcontextstewartlee

[hoejosatoru]

Random NSFW headcannons for Tokyo Revengers men

Mikey

Likes incorporating sweets. Specifically likes to put whipped cream on your titties and suck it off. He could legit do this for hours. Also Mikey has a hugeeee mommy kink. (I could expand on this, in fact I need to)

Draken

Keeps his hair down while fucking. He likes that you can easily run your fingers through it and pull on it. He loves that the way his scalp burns when you get rough with it. That’s how he knows he’s fucking you real good. If nothing else, he sees how you look at him with his hair down and likes making you feral. Also call this man daddy. Please.

Takemitchy

Wants to be dominated so bad. Like he doesn’t even realize it until he has a girl who’s pushing him around a little. Honestly I think being slightly scared of his partner would turn him on. But like whether he is on top or bottom, you are calling the shots and he loves it.

Mitsuya 

Really into foreplay. He will drag it out foreverrrr, not that you’re complaining Like he really is not into quickies at all (unless it’s a horny emergency). But truly taking his time with you gets him super hard. He loves being able to touch, taste, feel everything before going in.

Chifuyu 

LOVES being dominant. He’s like a bratty dom. He loves teasing and getting you really worked and laughing at how bad you want it. Probably likes overstimulating you as well. 

Baji 

Oral is his fave. Both giving and receiving. He fucking loves seeing you on your knees in front of him and feeling your warm wet mouth sucking on him. But also he could eat you out for hours. Specifically loves when you sit on his face. Bro will damn near suffocate himself in some pussy.

Kazutora

Really likes mutual masturbation. It started out because he was worried about his inexperience and wanted to know how to pleasure you, but grew into a regular thing. Watching you finger yourself makes his cock throb. And seeing him cum all over his tummy ain’t half bad either <3.

[g4rdens0fb4bylon]

y'all remember when dante wrote a fanfiction of the bible and then hozier wrote a fanfiction of said fanfiction?? iconic if you ask me

[glassrunner]

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