Astuce contre la gueule de bois et la nausée, après une soirée arrosée : les électrolytes ✨✨!!! (Eau de coco, boisson énergétique type Gatorade, porwerdrink, ...), ça hydrate et ça ramène le système à zéro et c'est radical.
I was just gonna take it to the dealer!
I didn't want to overload you, you've been busy! Also, I cannot believe I finally got the drop on you, you literally looked so scared just now. I'm sorry how can I make it up to you?
- @twislajade
☹️ What you can do is tell me what’s wrong with the car. Pretty sure I can fix it so you don’t have to go through the trouble with the dealer. Hey, I’ll even do it free of charge.
Deep cut were invited to a masquerade party in inkopolis by the squid sisters.
Despite their dislike for anything fancy they decided to go, for maries sake.
they all get there in their best outfits with shiver in a black dress covered in a light blue sash and a decorative face covering. Frye with a black eye mask with decorations and a yellow sleeveless button top and glittered pants with diamond shape cutouts. And Big man with a Black sun hat, black bow tie with polka dots and a golden colored mask.
Once they got to the party it's like all of the musical artists are here, The Chirpy chips, Ink theory, even the latest H2Whoa. The group were in awe of the theme (not some fancy smancy stuff). The group spotted the whole squid beak including Dj Octavio. ever since he help neo agent 3 he has officially become a member and finally made peace with Cuttlefish. (it was all callie’s idea)
Then Big man saw a familiar figure in the crowd. He could believe it at first but it was him, Mr coco. He really couldn't believe it. How is Mr Coco here? Was all of the splatsville invited? Big man approached Mr Coco until he spotted him and his face lit up.
“Big man! it’s great to see you here” Mr coco” big man
“great to see you too” “but I gotta ask,how are you here?”
“Oh harmony was invited and chose me to be her plus one.” Mr coco answered.
“Wow…you must be special to her then”
Mr coco nodded in agreement. “so…how’s the holidays been treating ya” Big man asked. “oh it’s been great asides from the overwhelming amount of customers..w-well i mean that’s good business right?” Mr Cooc laughed. it’s like the ray could go on about his ramblings as if he was lost in his voice or..eyes.
Just then the regular music died down and the sound of creole filled the room. It was time for the main event. Every sea creature on the floor each got a partner to dance with. By instinct Big man turned to Mr coco as he held out his claw.
“May I have this dance?” Mr Coco offered asides from all the extra shoppers this time around and
Manta Ray's face was bright red as he was about to experience a magical moment with his lover.
“Yes you may.” Big man accepted
Meanwhile Frye and Shiver were having a chat with the squid sisters until they noticed big man wasn't with them until they saw the ray dancing with the coconut crab
“there he is with that big crab again” the blue octoling uttered
“Come on shiver, let them have it, and besides it has romance all over it” frye gushed.
“She’s right and besides it’s a little what you both need right now” Marie smirked while callie giggled.
“Well we’re not the ones dancing-“ Shiver was pulled away by Frye into the dance floor.
“Screw it let’s Dance”
And thus the rest of this snowy night ended like a fairytale.
Could you write a little story on Gojo and Geto where they use tickling as a form of endurance training? 💪
Hi anonnn, thank you ~
ALSO THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING THESE TWO, I'VE BEEN DYING TO WRITE SMTHB FOR THEM
“Sahahahtoru! Ahahah, l-lehet go ohohoff me!!”
“Whaaaat? Come on, you can take more than this, I’m not even going hard on you ~”
As much as it tickled, Suguru knew Satoru wasn’t lying about going easy on him. If he actually wanted to get him, Suguru probably wouldn’t be able to be talking through his giggles and would be, instead, melted into a puddle of hysterical laughter. Still, it tickled and he needed Satoru to fucking stop.
“Yohohou a-are such a jeheherk! Eheheh, cohohome on!” Suguru laughed, trying to push Satoru’s hands away from his sides or, at least, stop them from climbing his torso any further.
However, the only thing Suguru’s attempts earned was an amused chuckle from the other guy. Satoru made sure to keep his friend in place as he continued to tickle his sides and lower ribs, prodding and wiggling his fingers over any spot, looking for the one that would get him the best reactions out of Suguru. “What’s wrong? Are you really this weak to some tickling? Coochie cooc- oh.”
Before he could tease Suguru any further, Satoru was caught by surprise when the other managed to shove his hands away once for all. “A-aha, enough tickling me,” Suguru gasped, still smiling as he felt the ghostly tingles running across his body.
“Come on, I was just helping you train your endurance, Suguru. Isn’t that what buddies do for each other?” Satoru argued, sitting back on Suguru’s legs as he couldn’t keep playing like he wanted.
“What? Train my endurance?” Suguru scoffed, refusing to believe such an absurd argument. Yet, it was still so Satoru-like of him to say something like that…
“Yes! What if you find a super strong curse that tickles you? You’d be helpless being this ticklish!” Satoru teased, poking Suguru’s side and making the guy yelp under him. Satoru smirked.
“Such a thing doesn’t exist. You should worry about real threats, Satoru,” Suguru narrowed his eyes, looking away as he still needed to figure out how to shove Satoru off his lap since asking nicely clearly wasn’t going to take him anywhere.
Dealing with Satoru was so troublesome at times, Suguru thought while dropping his head back. It would take him a shit ton of effort to get the other moving if he didn’t come with a plan soon.
Maybe he should play along? As the saying goes: if you can’t beat them, join them. Suguru hummed quietly, contemplating this idea some more and started to consider that this could actually do the trick.
“What are you thinking about?” Satoru’s voice broke in, stopping Suguru’s track of thought. The latter smiled, tilting his head as he looked at his confused classmate.
had a dream last night that you and i were in a math class trying to solve a homework problem but both of our notebooks were too full of horny pictures of women for us to find our notes so we couldnt figure it out
SCREAMING jjvdgcnv
"Grace, I found it! The... The equation is....
Ass² + Boobies² = Cooc--" *gets shot*
But lbr we're both too much perfectionists who desperately need academic validation for this to happen...
surprise starter for @all-fleshed-out bc I love her.
The old gal was feeling rather sentimental this morning, and she couldn't exactly put her finger on the reason why. Not that she wanted to; her rough fingers already far to entranced by the soft black and green fabric bolts lain on the table before her. They seemed to be her new guests favorite colors, from what she could tell, and if she was going to be part of her, Big Moll, and Graham's strange little family well, she'd need some proper clothes now wouldn't she?
Her thoughts were interrupted by the flinging of the door. Speak of the devil: in waddled Big Moll, hoisting a basket of laces and trims into a chair, with her guest, Little Molly, toddling behind with a jar of buttons in her hands.
" Let's see then: I've five fabrics, three soft two sturdy, an' we've got a few patterns to try... Capt'n all we really need now are measurements. "
Jess is only half listening, focused instead on tossing the three year old girl high in the air and getting her to laugh.
" What do ya say, me little garden snail, " she cooced in her softest, happiest voice.
obvs theres real conspiracy nuts who are just off their rockers and bordering on psychosis but like...,,,,,, , plenty of "conspiracy theories" aint even so theyre just true and it helps the system for anyone who speaks out to instantly be labled as a crazy conspiracy cooc lol