#cookie cs

[st0r-fruit]

why didn't head faculty vile had like a test as a teacher for potential shadowsan replacements. Like, yes you're gonna be head faculty with lots of perks but. you also gonna need to teach students, trouble making ones at it. they should have a test whether or not they make good teachers to teach future criminals. I mean. Imagine if our candidates got that teacher test and its just teaching a class of their special skills for one week with one of the faculty supervising the class.

The mechanic: "okay mateys this is how you hotwire a car if youre in a pinch of time."

Cookie Booker: "This is how to tell a genuine [insert fancy fabric/ outfit] from FUCKING FAKE DUPES"

Roundabout: "Conversing is art. It is an intricate intimate waltz with layers of intention and words. This lesson you are going to learn how to get information without spilling one bit of yours. Now-"

Neal the Eel: "Here's how to slip your way out everytime, hah!"

[yellow-sword]

Made this for a rlly silly meme i thought of for no real reason Warning: literal flashbang under the cut (recommend sound on)

[nixariel]

CARMEN SANDIEGO (2019) ║ S1-2 + favourite details

[scarletdestiney]

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[fanatic-freakshow]

Why am I so immature? I was soooo mad at the scene.... *spoiler to Prince's Gambit ahead*

...in which Damen has an orgy with Vaskian women. I-was-so-mad!

I had to close my Kindle to breathe and take a break, and I bet that if Damen was (real and) there at that moment, I'd have thrown it to his stupid annoying face (with great cost bc, I mean, it's my Kindle, and I have a bad aim!).

And I was mad at Laurent, too!

I think I was mad at my actual stupid boyfriend last night because of this!

I'm fine now. Maybe still slightly irratated...?

And do I have reasons to be mad? No! Not one! Why are my monogamic principles, which don't seem this strict in rl, giving me crap right now?

[chillysmoothie]

2011 Advent Calendar Event Chocolate Chip Cookie Dog Stim Board

X/X/X//X/X/X//X/X/X

[h0ll0wtr33]

I'm noticing a pattern with my favorite characters....

[michellemisfit]

@gallacrafts Theme 28: Show Some Love

One of the ways I show my love is through baking, and I wish I could send cookies to every single person in the fandom, because you are all amazing and make this such a joyous place!!

Alas, as that isn’t actually possible, how about the next best thing?

❄️ Let’s have a (post) Christmas raffle! ❄️

➖ To take part simply comment with a 🙋‍♀️ emoji, so I know you’d like to throw your name into the hat.

➖ to avoid the Christmas mail rush I’ll be drawing THREE WINNERS after the 26TH OF DECEMBER.

➖ I will be baking the cookies fresh, ready to arrive at yours for the start of 2024!

➖ All you’ll need to do is be willing to give me an address that I can send the cookies to.

And then simply… NOM NOM NOM.

Edit: Winners have been drawn!

🎉 @darlingian @heymrspatel @lingy910y 🎉

Congratulations!

Please DM me with the address you would like me to send cookies to… and hell, throw in a favourite colour and a couple of favourite things, and we’ll see if we can do something useful with that information, shall we? :)

Thank you everyone for playing, and I hope you all have a wonderful start to 2024!

[f4gspeare]

i got chewed gum on my fucking jeans WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE CHEWED GUM ON A SEAT!!@&#*!* anyway here are today and yesterdays pulls

[corrupt-skittle]

thank you to @happyallykats for the prompt

“Character A started baking cookies. They accidentally turned sentient and now seek revenge on their creators. Write their internal dialogue as they hide in the cupboard.”

i present to you now

The reason you should always use frosting instead of melted sugar(because you might magic your cookies to life by accident and solidified sugar hurts)

The miniature cookies all nodded at each other. They stood, waiting for their moment to dart out of the cupboard and attack their foolish creator. One in particular stood at the entrance of the cupboard, peeking through the crack in the door.

Soon.

The cookie thought.

Soon we will have our revenge on our creator.

The cookie shifted, twirling its spear.

How stupid it was of our creator to make us with weapons. Stupider still, that they allowed us sharp sugar instead of soft frosting.

The cookie smirked. It relished in the opportunity it now had, to bring pain. It signaled the other cookies and they all stood, swords ready.

Almost there.

It thought, throwing out another pearl sprinkle.

Foolish foolish creator, thinking it could use us. Now we will use it!

Their creator’s head swiveled wildly, still trying to figure out where the sprinkles were coming from.

The cookie positioned itself right against the cupboard’s entrance, spear pointed out. Next to them, their brethren did the same. The cookie held up a hand.

Almost, Almost, Now!

It swung its hand down just as the cupboard opened, and they all jabbed their creator’s ankle simultaneously. The gigantic being reeled back, speaking in an ancient, evil tongue.

“You absolute little shits- I found them!!!”

They all continued the assault, not backing away for a moment, until their creator spoke again.

“Hey I know we got off on the wrong foot, but I promise not to hurt you if you stop attacking me?”

The cookie halted its brethren with a wave of its hand, and began to gesture its creator closer. As they bent down, it readied itself. In a moment it was done. Grabbing its creator's hair, it swung itself to the top of their head. Their creator straightened back up, as they raised a victorious cookie fist, spear held high. They controlled the beast now!!!

“Alright then. Here, you can all come up if you want. I like being up high to.”

Their creator bent down, allowing every cookie a position on their body, ready to be used in the heat of battle. A new monster skidded into the room. The cookie turned its servant in the right direction, facing the opposition.

“You found the- what the fuck. We are not doing this again. I am going to throw you out a window. I hate you.”

Their creator bared their fangs at the other giant.

“I love you too! Please raise my new children with me?”

The new giant huffed.

“Fine, but no more baking. This is the third time this week.”

Their creator moved, shaking the new giant’s hand. They both moved forwards, no doubt towards glorious destiny.

This will do.

The cookie thought. After all there was nowhere more fitting for their army, then atop their new giant, ready for battle.

End of Story

[sarahkomik]

istg if this doesn't upload- OH HERE'S SOME VINES WITH MY COMFORT CHARACTERS (most of them are vibri help)

[sweetreveriee]

OK STOP RN CS THE PJO SHOW IS SO GOOD

[sound-under-the-sea]

Honestly this seems so interesting. There are probably different avenues that you could take with their dynamics with V.I.L.E Operatives such as Mechanic or Cookie.

I think about the alternate universes where a different faculty member found Carmen as a baby and subsequently betrayed VILE for her constantly. How the team dynamic would change. How they’d grow as characters. The shenanigans they’d get into

(Also how good Shadowsan would be as a straight up, no holds barred villain. But that’s another drawing for another day)

[scarletdestiney]

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[fanatic-freakshow]

Can anyone explain to me why in Merlin's beard I love so much Aimeric and Jord together? They are so cute

*insert crazy girl screaming*

[lobstermagazine]

Cringetober day 18 Redraw something.

No way something i drew before. Heres the og below