#corny ocs

[cornycopeia]

i know im late (art school hw has been kicking my ass) but שני טובה!!!!! Here are Bagel and Lox once again making their rounded challot in preparation for rosh hashana!

[feyascorner]

“I love you.” The first time he says those simple three words, he doesn't mean it. Not really. And he knows you're aware of it too, with the stern glare you give him in response to his smug grin. He's teasing you—or, it looks that way anyway. In reality, he hopes that there's a glimmer, a sliver of your heart that welcomes his enticing and open arms. It’s routine. A habit. It feels more natural to lure you in with songs of promises than to simply tell you what he needs. He hopes you take his hand and ignore the sharp nails digging into your skin. He hopes you fall.

“I love you.” The second time is months later. He thinks he might genuinely mean it this time, considering how heavy his heart feels in his chest as the words leave his lips. But it’s hesitant. You can tell. And ever so patient, you only smile at him, taking his hand this time to squeeze it gently. Ah, that feels nice. Does he love you? Have you grown on his cold, dead heart? The fact that he doesn't want to recoil from your touch is enough if an answer..

“I love you.” The third time is at his grave. He’s confident now. Feeling. Wanting. He wishes he could hold your fingers against his skin forever. He doesn't want to even let go, because he fears you might vanish into thin air, like every other caring thing in his life. You're good. Understanding. Nothing like him. You deserve better than him. But he's always been a selfish man, and even though your presence urges him to be better, he remains selfish when it comes to you. He doesn't--no, he won’t lose you.

“I love you.” He’d feared he would never get to say the words again. He had faith in you of course, but an Elder Brain is no easy feat to defeat. But as he watches the brain sink into the darkest depths of the sea, the others cheering behind him, he feels the sun begin to prick at his skin again. It stings. Gods, does it sting. For a moment, he wonders if he should even run. He's had a taste for the sun kissed glow and he's not sure if he wants to part ways with it if it means he’ll rot away in the shadows forever. But when he feels you hurriedly toss a cloak over his shoulder, covering his face with the hood just enough for him to meet your eyes, you offer him something he doesn't want to ever imagine himself without again. Something he’s still in disbelief he has. Someone to worry for him.

I love you, I love you, I love you. As years pass, the words become more frequent, yet they never lose their weight, no matter how they're said or when. It’s funny, really, how he'd almost feared saying the same exact words just a few decades ago. To Astarion, they remind him that you're still here, allowing him the privilege to let him love you as much as he does.

“I love you.” The last time he says it, whether it be after an untimely death or simply from old age, he’s holding your hand again. He hates that instead of the adoration it’s supposed to convey, he hears more of the wobble in his voice as he realizes his time with you is up. Even though he's said it so many times, he finds that it still wasn't nearly enough. Open your eyes, he pleads to nobody in particular. He breathes. Why is he breathing? He doesn't need to. But the breaths become faster, and he realizes he’s crying too. Curses, how immature. Ah, your hand is so cold, almost like his own. He hates it. Don't be like him. And when he begs, he begs. Squeeze his hand again. Touch him again. Smile at him again. Live again.

Let him love you again.

[hearties-circus]

Hello all 3 corny fans

[devotion-disorder]

Kuuya only got pregnant for the maternity leave from work :)

why are you being mean to him anon :( he's literally pregnant :(

no but i could imagine a very strange scenario in which, if you really tried hard enough, you could probably convince Kuuya that he really is pregnant. reason is not his strong suit when he's stupidly in love.

[knifebaby3000]

day/night

[magnificentmicrowave]

driptober day 12: disco

[plumbewb]

had to make sky a raver friend <3

[silusvesuius]

weakest altmer female and strongest dunmer male

[kanrix]

Ooh, does that mean deer man would be a deer in the pony universe?

Also, now that he's truly yours, are there any changes to his personality and origing that you have in mind?

Oh, obviously.

Personality? I don't believe so, maybe. Still haven't thought about it

Origin? I basically made it up already with alas.tor so i don't see the point in changing it- but I can keep adding stuff.

He's still a cannibal (I really liked that part) he does like to smile a lot but he drops it from time to time, he's a very clean guy until it comes to guts. A Mamma's boy......art obsessed, he's a bit of an asshole, has a distaste for other men (most of the time at least), he will NOT!!!! eat anything low-quality (despite being willing to eat human meat)

He doesn't tend to get very attached and does not see the necessity of forming bonds with other people unless he is benefited from it. But for the strange occasion that he *does* like someone he will get Disgustingly obsessed and he gets very. Overwhelmed. Do I make sense

[ashersanity]

Hey this is my second message. Uh, not sure how to identify myself? Especially since my ask hasn’t been responded to. But! Uhhh, social anxiety?? I said your tags are charming?? I like gore? I don’t know

But I wanted to ask if it was alright for me to draw my dol pc with one/some of yours? I’m asking cause like—

You post about Asher and Lyra and stuff, and I don’t wanna like, idk— just, I— yall seem like friends? And I don’t wanna, I don’t know, do something that would be seen as creepy? Idk I’m dying right now.

Don’t worry, you’re good. No need to be shy about it, I’m fine with any sort of art about my PC’s with other people’s PC’s lmfao

Yeah, @shokujin-art and I are friends. She’s great, made this really good Ashlyr art recently and well, I gotta share it, of course. ↓

Running back into your arms, the only place that feels like home —

So hold me tight

And don’t let go.

[difty-dift]

Beautiful commission by the endlessly wonderful Roamingthrough1~! 💚💚💚

-> [Source]

[cornycopeia]

I haven't done a color illustration of her and thats a real shame

[ishomieokay]

—texting boyfriend!homelander

HOMELANDER X HISPANIC TEXTER (2/?)

✰ summary — a series of random texts between homelander and you, his girlfriend 💕

✰ warnings — +18, suggestive themes, hints of breeding kink, latina baddie with an attitude.

✰ genre — texts, domestic fluff, flirting, smut.

✰ taglist: @poisoned-cupcakes 🤗

[kiashie]

"Sink or float, don't forget to rock the boat!"

made a splatoon oc band. as a treat 😊

[mitskijamie]

Teacher Ted AU where he moves to London in the midst of his divorce to teach a group of rowdy and disrespectful year 3's at a boys' school under the supervision of Headmaster Rebecca, who has no faith in him and is trying to get the kids to fail miserably so that she can have the school shut down and use the property it's on (which she owns) for something more profitable. But of course he gets through to the kids and turns the school around with the power of Believe and shit <3

Coach Beard gets a job alongside Ted as the gym (or whatever they do in the UK) teacher. He's very committed to his craft and takes the strategic aspect of their in-class football matches unreasonably seriously. Has the children running complicated plays

Nate is Ted's extremely shy teaching assistant who the kids push around and do not listen to in the slightest until he goes on his whole confidence journey and the kids learn to like. Be less mean

Higgins teaches the other year 3 class (2nd team?) and he and Ted frequently strategize together (this diamond dogs)

Jamie is a bully and a troublemaker who terrorizes the other kids and makes it difficult to manage the classroom, and Ted finds it really hard to make any progress with him until he finds out that Jamie is going through hell at home and is able to get through to him and work with him

Roy is a year 11 who got in trouble at his own school for his involvement in multiple fistfights and is being forced to "volunteer" (not voluntary) to help out in the little kids' classroom as part of a rehabilitation/mentoring program. He "hates it" (loves it) and "can't wait for it to be over" (is going to kill himself when it's over) and "can't stand the little pricks" (would both kill and die for them)

Keeley is also 15-16 and (actually) volunteers around the school during her free hour, because she loves it and is great with the kids <3 she runs their school insta and it looks incredible

[yooitsyorick]

Biker dude I had to do for college, they are very cool