#could be could be

[rusted-phone-calls]

Fallon vacker

[goldenpinof]

that table also looks like it could be PJ's (seen at 0:43 in his latest video "building a DIY cat tower")

okay, i'm 99% sure it's not a forever home.

so now Brighton is on the map. Brighton and IoM

[spilledmilkfkdies]

Duman will only ever exude chaotic older sibling vibes to me, I just can't see him as a dilf (or dad in general tbh). Ogron or Gantlos on the other hand...

No, fair point. I have given him kids but the one that's alive calls him by his first name, so take from that what you want ig

But Ogron and Gantlos are fathers. Figuratively. Literally. The whole package. Absolutely love it when they're drawn a lil aged too, it just works for me <3

[itsaboutnothing]

Wondering why theres so many fashionable children walking around while waiting for my bus Then I remember Ohhhh yeah that vintage market is happening literally across the street from me atm

[lrndvs]

compliments from girls go hard

[noodles-and-tea]

Last one from the archives

[snaxle]

I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[pyroinfusedtiger]

Posting this everywhere til im not obsessed with it anymore

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

[theblob1958]

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[frenchublog]

kosovo miku

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[bob-artist]

Bittern at the grocery store