#court of darkness incorrect quotes

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

CoD!MC: Please I’m begging you to go see a doctor. OM!MC: I’m sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

[bitchkay]

Fenn: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Guy: I do have a sense of humor, you know.

Fenn: I've never heard you laugh before.

Guy: I've never heard you say anything funny.

[atomsminecraft]

Incorrect quotes

Fenn: Is Knight here?

Toa: Uhhh you know what

*Knight jumps through window*

Toa: He just left

[chirp-a-chirp]

Toa: *Sighs* Do you not understand the concept of personal space?

MC: What’s the problem? I don’t allow anyone to touch me unless it’s necessary.

Toa: I was talking to HIM. *Gestures to Fenn, sitting in MC’s lap*

Fenn: *Nuzzles even closer to MC* This is considered necessary!

[ithseem]

Fenn: Hey, can you help me out? Something's wrong with my upsexy Toa: What's "upsexy"? Fenn: Nothing much. What about you? Toa:

[missmayrin]

CoD Incorrect Quotes

Modern Au

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*texting Gilbert*

Toa: I dunno what to say

Knight: Here let me

*proceeds to type*

Toa: Don't be mean about it though-

Knight: *sigh*

*deletes paragraph*

[crystalmethsthings]

neil after baltimore:

[divinemare]

Azriel: Where are you going? 

Kallistrade (OC): To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

[fingerless-glovez]

Sherry: So I could either bake these cookies at 400° for 10 minutes, or 4000° for 1 minute.

Roy: Sherry nO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU MAKE COOKIES, SISTER.

Sherry: FLOOR IT?

Roy: SHERRY NO.

Sherry: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000° FOR 1 SECOND!?

Roy: SHERRY YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE ACADEMY DOWN.

Sherry: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!!!

Roy: SHERRY  P L E A S E!!!!

[faerie-goth]

Protection?

It's currently Hallowed Eve, and Lys is sitting up in a tree with Toa hiding from the other demon princes.

Knight: Oi! Need any protection up there?

Lys: We're not fucking up here, we were going to do that in the music room later on.

Toa shoots her a disapproving glare, but merely flicks her nose to reprimand her.

Lys: What? It's the best hiding spot.

Knight: Not what I meant, but thanks for the warning. I'll stay away for the rest of the afternoon.

[sonicsquid3000]

Guy and Roy Plotting

Guy: So here's the plan. If I have no luck winning her over, you go after her and make her your wife

Roy: Right, then after I gain her power

Guy: Yes

Roy: I kill her

Guy: Work in progress but sure

Roy: Then you use her power to conquer the world

Guy: Correct

Roy: Then we marry and live happily ever after

Guy: What?

Roy: WHAT?

Guy:

Roy:

Guy: ... Do make an effort not to spend time with Fenn too much. His humor is beginning to rub off on you and its distasteful

Roy: Aha. A joke. Yes, of course. Apologies my lord. *cry's in gay*

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Fenn: Father, this is my paramour, MC. MC: It's a pleasure to meet you, your majesty. Louis-Ernest: Please, call me "daddy." MC: Fenn: MC: With all due respect, I must politely decline.

[bitchkay]

Roy: good morning my anal princess💞

Roy: *ANGEL

Roy: OH MY GOF

MC: I SCREAMED

Roy: IM SO SORRY

[atomsminecraft]

Vane: If I treat people kindly, they call me an adeptus

Vane: and if I put them in their place, they call me a witch.

Vane: but one thing you’ll never hear them call me, is human.

Vane: They all seem to agree that I’m fundamentally… different… from them.

[darkagesincorrectquotes]

Fright Knight, whispering to Pariah Dark, who’s on the phone with Clockwork: Ask them something!

Pariah Dark: How are you feeling?

Clockwork: Fine.

Fright Knight: Something personal!

Pariah Dark: At what age did you first get your period?

Clockwork: ???

Fright Knight: *facepalm*

[ithseem]

MC: You know, people tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room Toa: Toa: That's arson. And those people are witnesses