#chaotic mc

[tsukii0002]

Two dangerous-looking demons approach Mc in a city allerway.

Demon 1: Oh? What do we have here?

Demon 2: Dont worry doll, if you are lost-

Mc: Oh! , I have been lost in many places: in the House of Lamentations, in the RAD, in the city…

Dmeon 1: Wait-

Mc: In the royal Palace, in Barbatos' room, in the cave of Thirteen…

Demon 2: Hey that's ... that's not-

Mc: In the Celestial realm, in the stables of Mephisto, in the catacombs ….

Demon 1 and Demon 2: ....

Mc: Yeah, many places, every time is a new adventure... now then, *moving very fast and putting a knife wand on the neck of one of the demons* I always find myself, so …. maybe you are the ones who need help.

Demon 1: *criying* Sorry....

Demon 2: Help...

Mammon: *worried* Where have you been human?!

Mc: *checking a wallet* Oh, you know, taking a little walk.

Mammon: You got lost again, didn't you?

Mc: Maybe...

Mammon: ...

Mc: Wanna share? *offering him the wallet*

Mammon: Yeah.

Mc: So, don't tell anyone I got lost again please.

Mammon: Deal, but call me the next time.

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[that-one-pretty-bitch]

The product of lesson 16

MC: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Lucifer: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

MC: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

[obeymeimaginesandasks]

Incorrect Obey Me! Quote #126

MC: You fucking don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Satan: *not looking up from his book* Spear.

MC: BLOCKED.

[luxthestrange]

Incorrect quotes#690 The Infamous Mc

As we all know...Mc/You are considered to be one the most dangerous human sorcerer up with Solomon...both Devildom to the Human world who knows about the three realms knows about your infamy...To have The Seven Deadly sins under at your command...with proof of how you used your pact on them with no whiplash of your pact on them...to how you got the Diavolo the Heir of the Devildom under your finger...Barbatos at your side, How even Simeon an angel was "bewitched" no one expected such a human to even GO for more having Mephistopheles,Thirteen, and Raphael join the ranks who now follow you...

So the Infamy you get is...Your are The Most Seductive creature that exceeds even Asmodeus(Asmo: They Slay me so much!~)

So when the angels in the celestial realm got to formally meet you in their realm after hearing so many rumors...

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Mc*Coming down where Simeon lives the stairs wearing a pink feathered robe that Asmo gave to you as a gift*Hi, Guys, I just came down for one of luke's cupcake-*Spots two young angels who came to get reports from Simeon and Raphael*

Angels*Stare in awe with redding faces as you descend the stairwell with glee*!?!?!

Mc:Wait a minute, wait a minute. Hold on! Who are the two cute puppies in the kitchen? Look at you two~ You are the cutest little things. Yes, you are~-*Fawns over the two examining their faces and looks down and eyes widen* Ooh, and this one has an erection!

Angel1*Snaps head to his friend with wide eyes*!

Angel2*quickly covers his lower regions with the files*!?!

Sim*Putting his arms out to "cover" you while also exposing your figure more* Jacob, don't look directly at them, They are like an eclipse with shameless flirting~

M/Mc F/Mc or what ever in between Mc you will slay with this☆Love ya self!

[leoneliterary]

I hope it's not too late for me to send this meme

AHHHHHHH

Never too late for this!!

[1-siracha]

lucifer: please mc this is a dance battle stop hitting the fucking griddy

mc: right foot creep

[ithseem]

MC: You know, people tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room Toa: Toa: That's arson. And those people are witnesses

[noirezki]

Twisted wonderland Incorrect Quotes

What is your name?

Normal students: *Gives their names*

Bastard students: *Ignores or straight out calls you whatever that makes you want to clip their tongue with gorilla glue*

Flirty Bastards: *Cringiest, smoothest, corniest mfs you wanna run over a stroller with*

Gentlemany bastards: "It's common courtesy to introduce yourself firsthand." or the mfs that are so fake or holding back that you just wanna scream "DO IT" "JUST DO IT"

Then... There's our chaotic Gen z Mc.

Mc deciding to fuck with them: Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas

Everyone at the vicinity:

[stories-and-story-ideas-at-3am]

Teenage street artist turns into an unintentional informant, then into a vigilante. No official superpower, just someone who is an adrenaline junkie that somehow joined a parkour cult and parkours the cityscape whilst creating beautiful or rebellious murals. Also is a fan of street racing and has a addiction to hotdogs. The world does have heroes, and hero focuses/studies in select schools. Just wanted a hero story full of crack with a chaotic gremlin using trash can lids, martial arts, random objects, and a yo-yo in both acts of self-defense and vigilantism. Is also completely oblivious to their fame and reputation despite the facts being more obvious than blue LED headlights.

[the-queer-family-disappointment]

NEVER HAVE I EVER seen a more chaotic protagonist

[ryllen]

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

[tsukii0002]

Mc: *looking at the brothers* I can take the seven of them at the same time.

Diavolo: Ha ha ha, Mc there is no way that you can win a fight against them at the same time.

Mc: *grinning* Yes, I know.

Diavolo: *processing* wait...

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[wildasarah234]

MC sometimes needs to be bonked aaaaaaaaaa

[anna-the-undertaker]

MC has taught Mammon about Vine and all the references. While out shopping with the boys, they lose the second born in the stores.

Lucifer going into damage control: Dammit where did he go?!

MC: Hold on I got this.

Lucifer: what are you gonna do?

MC: This *they pull out a mega phone from thin air* ITS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES!

Mammon in the distance: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

MC: there he is.

[still-a-morosexual-help]

Cute Privilege™ : allowed to get away with war crimes because the cosmic horrors find you adorable & cheeky

[nocreativityfornames]

MC: Me and Sat just saw Mammon racing down the halls carrying Luke on his back, what's going on?

Simeon: Oh, yes... *chuckles* Apparently Mammon didn't have enough money to buy Luke a birthday gift, so he offered to carry him around anywhere he wanted for the whole day.

Satan: Oh.

Solomon: Luke was embarrassed to accept it at first, but now he's having a blast bossing Mammon around and having him carry him to all sort of different places. It's adorable, haha.

Satan: Pff, I guess that explains why Mammon looked so dead when we saw them. He must tired from all the running around.

MC: *gasp* I have an idea!

Simeon: Oh?

MC: Sat, carry me!

Satan: What? Why??

MC: So we can go and challenge them to a race!

Satan: Wh, what are you? A child?!

MC: Come on, it'll be fun!

Satan: I'm not going to carry you around the school just so you can participate in some stupid and childish game, MC. That's something only an idiot would do.

MC: Damn it...

Solomon: ✋ I'll do it. I'll be the idiot.

Satan: What-

MC: Yessss!!