#cows exhibit mourning behavior for other cows

[aorticwhimsy]

recently cannot stop thinking about john gaius being tbe only one alive to remember a systemic patriarchy thus making him by default the number one misogynist in the world

[magnusth]

I saw someone ask for no spoilers for Nona the Ninth, and i found myself thinking... How would you even spoil this book? What possible thing could I write that would make a lick of sense? I suppose, like, the big one: "Nona's soul is actually alecto" but beyond that... what is there? "John nuked the world because he hates elon musk" "John was a twitch streaming necromancy cult leader" "Cam and Pal fuse into Paul" "The world ends because cows exhibit mourning behavior for other cows." "Varum the eater is there because of Nona but not because she's a lyctor." "Gideon and ianthe have friendship bracelets"

This is all just nonsense words. There are lesser mysteries to spoil, but, like... "Crown is actually coronabeth" is not exactly 'snape kills dumbledore!' is it? Most of this book is simply too wierd to be spoiled.

[6th-for-truth]

Cow stickers are here! Get them individually or as a set. Make people believe you just Really Like Cows when the reality is... darker 😅

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[lastflowerofyourhouse]

ya know in hindsight of course john didn't give a shit that cows have best friends. you know who else had best friends? his fucking lyctors.

[daydreamsinthemoonlight]

i hate being a locked tomb fan because i see the word hot sauce and promptly lose my mind

[figurativepieceoftrash]

CHARACTER BINGO that jod guy

What a guy. Afo could never

[kate-apologist]

recommending tlt to people is like....it's the most sapphic piece of fiction i've ever read. it's full of memes. it'll punch you in the gut with sincerity. you won't understand the second book. the main couple haven't seen each other in two books. it's about grief. it's about love. it's about lesbian necromancers. it's disgusting. there's an erotic scene about regrowing an arm and it's amazing. god exists - he's just a guy. cows exhibit mourning behaviors for other cows.

[sapphicclaw]

“They said, You wouldn't. It would be nuclear war.

I said, I’d do anything. You know I would. Cows exhibit mourning behaviors for other cows.”

he’s so real for that

[thunderon]

did you know cows exhibit mourning behavior for other cows? dont forget to like and subscribe for more cow facts!

[cargopantsman]

i will say it says something about tlt brainrot that I've taken on an apprentice at work and we're going over basic programming skills and in my disdain for "hello world" I had her first echo "cows watch sunsets"

and in teaching her arrays i had her make one that contained "cows watch sunsets", "cows have best friends and complex social structures", and "cow exhibit mourning behavior for each other."

it says a lot about this girl that she retained those phrases. (and also the basic principles of variables and arrays, but she remembered the phrases without even knowing where they come from)

[she was just happy to learn cow facts]

[the-crepuscular-queen]

The one thing that changed me as a person after reading Nona the Ninth is now everytime I see a cow on a drive I have to say "Cows exhibit mourning behavior for other cows" or "Cows watch sunsets" with no context. Instead of just naming an animal I see I have to confuse the driver and either explain what is The Locked Tomb or they end up having a genuine response to if cows should be treated better or if they are just resources for humans to use.

[roseshell]

Fun Cow Facts

Cows watch sunsets

Cows have best friends and complex social relationships

Cows recognize one another

Cows exhibit mourning behavior for other cows

[thylacid]

hey cowpaw did you know that cows have best friends, cows watch sunsets, and cows exhibit mourning behaviors for other cows?

just like me ^_^

[thesparrow1996]

COWS EXHIBIT MOURNING BEHAVIOR FOR OTHER COWWWWWS