#crack hc

[chuuya-fan-page]

sometimes i think that maybe chuuya hides puppies underneath his hat.

one time, dazai stole his hat and like 12 small little puppies came out of his hat and ran different directions.

-A

[nightreader133]

Gale would be an insanely competitive new york times minigames player

[blogquestionmark]

Pixal's robot voice is actually fake as you can hear when she shrieks in s3 her screams sounds different than her "normal" voice and even sound human-like

[mechatiqe]

“…”

You might be wondering how he ended up like this.

[hatchetselfship]

any lord in black (maybe humanized idk) roommate hcs cause i think thatd be v funny

💙💜💛🩷💚 WELCOME TO THE CHAOS WORLD MOTHERFUCKER 💙💜💛🩷💚

- God help you you're sharing a flat with five forces of darkness

- Nibbly eats you on day 4

[kairolee2004]

Me: Yo OP! Can I take a cracker please?!?

Optimus Prime: Sure thing lil one.

*I take 14 crackers in my hand*

Optimus Prime: YOU SAID CRACKER! NOT MULTIPLE “CRACKERS”!!!

Me: No- I said “Can I take a CRACKERS please” …

*Optimus throws me on the couch that is across the bass*

Me: *cough* Fu-Fuck you…

*Me dies*

Optimus Prime: Never mess with my crackers-

[bluezenzennie]

An AU in which the one ring is the one sword.

Thanks to @cilil for sharing this au with me, I have been laughing my ass off for 10 minutes now PIOJEDFSMOIJG ( the master sword is here for a specific reason kekekesiodfjælosid )

It began with the forging of the Great swords. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine swords were gifted to the race of men, who, above all else, desire power. But they were, all of them, deceived, for another sword was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master sword, to control all others. And into this sword he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One sword to rule them all.

This sword is able to speak with it's wielder and boy is it SASSY to anyone that isn't it's master or his husband vala, Morgoth.

Some interactions with characters:

The one sword: "Frodo, you are swinging THE WRONG WAY"

The one sword: "Dear Morgoth, my master could do better than this."

The one sword: ".... ew no" Gollum: "Precious sword... my precious" The one sword: "GET MEEEE OOUUT OF HERE OMFG"

The one sword: "Only one being is allowed to call me precious and that is my master, the dark lord Sauron, and the dark lord Sauron only."

Imagine someone like Legolas picking up the sword Lmfao, the reaction.

Option 1: "oh hello a fellow gay"

Option 2: "A filthy elf, with such a lanky stature and- why are you looking at me so weirdly, why do I smell daddy issues? Oh wait I sense... Oh, you're gay. Well I suppose this is alright, hmmm. Yeah, I'll let this one pass."

Gimli: ( Picks up the one sword ) The one sword: "Get your grimy fingers off of my hilt!"

Gandalf: ( Picks up the one sword ) The one sword: "Oh, you touch me? No." ( Burns at the hilt )

Frodo: ( Struggling to pick up the one sword ) The one sword: "Ah, hobbits, I missed them. Not. Now take me to my master!"

Bilbo: ( Picking up the one sword for the first time ) The one sword: "At least this hobbit doesn't look like a rotten tapeworm with giant blue glass balls for eyes."

Sauron: ( Picks up his sword ) The one sword: ( Moans ) Sauron: "You like that don't you precious."

Note: More details in the future, this is focused on the funny interactions OIÆJEFDÆOIJDFÆOIJ

[sp00ks-in-th3-cl0s3t]

Tumblr Pikachu Man HCs now that the meme is dead

He watches Tumblr users from inside the post text files, in a protective way

He sees Tum or users as family and he can communicate through their catered ads

His voice is ai, so he can only speak with AI filters

He's also in love with me and we smooch

[iwilldeletethisblogprobably]

Remus having a “I Have Confidence” Maria moment from Sound of Music to pep himself before going to Hogwarts as a teacher

[ew-headyhearts]

Edd would bully his S/O becuz theyre short LOL edd loves his S/O i swear

No, because you're absolutely right!!

So, previously I mentioned that he's pretty tall himself. Not crazy tall like Matt, but it's definitely noticeable. He's so mean with it. Though, I think he's mostly a spiteful type of guy.

He'll purposefully hide all of your favorite snacks on the top shelf. Why you ask? Because he was upset that you didn't help him put away groceries. Now your punishment is asking him for help everytime you want some chips.

Oh, you're too busy talking with someone when Edd wants your attention? Good luck being taken seriously with this guy pressing both of his elbows on top of your head and using you as a glorified arm rest.

Now you're too busy while working on a new project? Mother fucking, bet. Now all of your supplies are taped to the ceiling. Also, he hid the step stool and Edd sure as hell ain't helping you this time. Beg all you want, he won't cave easily.

Edd can also really hold on to a grudge. You could wrong him in the slightest and he will get that revenge months later. You learned this the hard way the last time you forgot to swing by the store and pickup cola for him one time. Months later he will come back with a sincerely cruel plot. It took him months to execute but it was a success.

You come home one day, only to find the stairs have been gutted in the house. There's no access to the bedrooms unless you can scale the wall. Edd will just stand right at where the top of the stairs used to be. Tom and Tord aren't very impressed with the outcome so they both probably get pissy with you too.

[tokillamockingbird427]

Logan's not actually mute it's just that Hesh jinxed with when he was like ten and no one's said his name three times fast to break it ever since.

[ooffmlsorry]

Strange Zoro HC

I lowkey headcanon that Zoro and Smoker are relatives...like probably second cousins or something. Or like Smoker is Zoro's grandpa's brother's grandson, something distant like that. God that'd be hilarious if ancestry.com was a thing 🤣 🤣

[kuschelkissen]

Just a sketch for now, but I wanted to share 😂

It's just a stupid idea that evolved from this one:

And while it's just a stupid idea, I kinda love it 😂

Who doesn't like a good relaxing spa day?

(Well, Kansuke obviously, he needs his 13 in 1 men shampoo/ conditioner/ deodorant/ mouthwash/...)

(And just for the lols because it was on the other side of that page, have this stupid crack again)

[whydamnitwhy]

Andrew Minyard would like K-Pop.

There I said it.

[person-behind-books]

ok but i’m in love with the crack hc that other than his official twitter hawks also has another twitter that is full of memes and stuff and so obviously hawks and no one is sure if this is really his acc or if it’s a troll or role player

[bluezenzennie]

Valinor's weather forecast

Warning: Suggestive, Manwë being a whore.

Thanks to @cilil @wandererindreams and others for this amazing conversation about how Manwë affects the weather, I've been laughing my ass off, to the point my stomach hurts /pos OIÆJFDSÆOIj!

Clear sky: No nut day. Windy: Manwë solo venture ( Wonder where this will go ). Cloudy: Manwë petting. Rainy: Manwë fucking. Thunder: Manwë twerking. Lightning: Manwë orgasms ( As Cílil said: "Yes, it's the sky jizz." Tornado: The big bird d. No wind: Manwë is either sick or is having a dry day. Foggy: Manwë mutual pining/Aroused. Dewy: Manwë and his morning wood. Hurricane: Manwë doing it rough. Light drizzling rain: Manwë is having wet dreams. Hail: Melkor crashed the party. Blizzard: Melkor pretending to be Manwë.