#crackship sh

[miradawhissu]

Plz I can't be the only ones who ships these two as a kid (and still do)😭

Can't let the gang know I FW KipperxPoppy

[blue-sunflower-bee]

Back with some more headcanons about them cause i cant get them out of my head.

Part 1 :

Ness loves to make jokes about their height difference. With everyone else Mike would be hella annoyed...but he just finds Ness incredibly cute when he giggles about his own silly puns.

Mike being the little spoon tho.

Ness is on the ace spectrum and Mike is really supportive and understanding. Sex just isnt important for either of them

But Ness has a thing for kissing Mike's hands, he'll just start pressing gentle kisses against Mike's palm and Mike always freezes when that happens, forgetting what he was about to say

Ness struggles with panic attacks; he learnt to deal with them over the years, but they are still present. The night Mike met him after work and he seemed down was a particularly rough night for Ness since a bad panic attack had hit him after a longer break during work. Because of that, he didnt really register what a customer had said and mixed up her orders. She made a huge scene and yelled at him, how useless he is at his job and sh*t.

Needless to say, Mike was SO ready to throw hands once Ness told him that story.

Same as Abby. They'd both get into fights for him.

Ness being the dorky boyfriend he is LOVES to flirt with Mike when he visits Sparky's, throwing really corny pick up lines at him. Mike answering them deadpan while he's blushing. "Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day!" "Ness, you know I work as a security guard..."

Ness loves animals. During a surprise date, Mike took him to a petting zoo and was afraid it was a dumb idea, until he saw Ness' face light as soon as he saw all the animals

[bohemian-nights]

A daughter of Daemon with the son of Otto is just too good 🤭

Listen I love Garmund, and I especially love his relationship with Rhaena due to what it symbolizes, but um I don’t wouldn’t mind if they merged him with Gwayne🤷🏽‍♀️

Out of all of Rhaena’s crackships, this has the potential to become canon. Season 2 obviously is done filming, but not too late to have them get together.

They can easily have Rhaena go to the Vale to learn a little about politics from Jeyne Arryn then season three rolls around Rhaena sees all the chaos and upheaval befallen her family and the realm at large. She can’t fight, she doesn’t want to fight, but she wants to do more. She pulls a Mulan, dyes her hair, and decides to leave the Vale to become a healer(maybe Jeyne knows maybe she doesn’t. It doesn’t really matter).

Rhaena somehow makes her way back to the Crownlands as a healer, which is convenient because Ser Gwayne has been injured(it’s a minor injury). He becomes her patient and as she attends to him they start to fall in love.

There is tension there. He knows she’s a highborn lady(and she keeps going into the woods at night for some reason. That’s because she keeps Morning there but he doesn’t know it), but Rhaena obviously won’t reveal who she is. They go back and forth on this for a time, but it’s okay cause they are in love.

Fast forward to when the Blacks take Kings Landing. Gwayne is almost killed, but Rhaena comes forward and saves him by revealing who she is to her father(🤣 actually Daemon might still try to kill him cause eww a Hightower has defiled his daughter🥴, but someone else is there and they back Rhaena up). So Gwayne is under house arrest or whatever, but he and Rhaena sneak around and see each other(maybe they secretly marry 🤷🏽‍♀️).

Fast forward again and Rhaenyra is losing her mind. Everything is falling apart more than usual. She’s lost the city and tries to convince Rhaena to go with her and Aegon back to Dragonstone. Rhaena says no cause she wants to stay with Gwayne(she reveals she’s secretly married to him). Rhaenyra says screw you, you're on your own and leaves.

Things in Kings Landing get a little better. Everything is still falling apart and everyone is dying, but Rhaena and Gwayne at least have each other. Things are normal until Aegon returns and he wants Rhaena under guard like with Baela and Aegon. By this point, she’s preggers, and obviously, Gwayne won’t let his wife and the mother of his child be kept in a dungeon or on house arrest so Aegon concedes and says her head is on him if she acts up.

Everyone is grieving. Rhaena and Baela reunite and look after little Aegon. Things are kinda stable until sh*t hits the fan again and Aegon is poisoned. Alicent of course loses it so Jaehaera is really under Gwayne and Rhaena’s care(and she really takes to the girl so she doesn’t die because Rhaena is constantly looking after her). Gwayne becomes one of Aegon’s regents. Alicent keeps getting worse and worse, but again Rhaena and Gwayne are there for her until she passes.

I don't know all the details, but it can work okay and Gwayne doesn’t have to die.

Think of the drama and the intrigue. It’s what this story is about. This is what Rhaena’s arc is about in the end. The Greens and the Blacks coming together. It’s Romeo and Juliet(minus the dying). We can achieve this and give Rhaena(and Gwayne) the arc they deserve 🙏🏽

I am so sorry anon that you had to read all of this 😭

[jackoshadows]

I think most Jonsas looked around and were displeased with the guys GRRM wrote as potential partners for their fave so they landed on Jon because he is one of the few young, completely able-bodied and possibly attractive male characters around and he is not a jerk like Harrold or cruel like Joff. That's it.

Details like whether they give a sh*t about each other or if they are each other type's were completely ignored.

Fanfiction and AUs exist for a reason. If Sansa fans don't like her canonical story and relationships they can dabble in fanfiction. That's the purpose of fanfiction. Some of the most popular relationships in fandom are not canon. Not being canon has never stopped anyone. Personally, I find Jonsa to be bland and boring but go for it. People like what they like. Write all the fanfiction and draw all the fanart between the stereotypical disney princess and hot secret prince. That's never been the problem.

The problem is their insistence that Jonsa is canon, work backwards from there, mutilate and mangle the book characters, themes and relationships to shove Jonsa in there. And when this is pointed out, gaslight and attack book readers for being sexist haters of Sansa. It's tiresome.

Hence why we get utter idiocy about how Sansa was traumatized and bitter about Ned's favoritism towards Arya and yet Jon loves Sansa so much it's simply too painful for him to even think of her 😂

Jon Snow needs an entirely new personality and completely different story for Jonsa to happen and so we are stuck with a shallow, Littlefinger type who has a crush on the bully who mocks Arya for being ugly and horsefaced 🙄.

The issue with Jonsa shippers are their sexist, classist tirades on the tags against Dany, Arya, Jon etc. for daring to be tier one main characters with well defined central plots and complex themes that revolve around them, where the author has painstakingly written in relationships and leadership arcs for them, given them conflict and critical thinking skills and build this world of secondary characters to support these main characters.

Sansa fans read Jon's political intelligence and diplomacy, Arya's arc of being unable to fit, discovering her place in the world, her relationship with her father, the North and her siblings, the Lyanna parallels, Dany's revolutionary Queen getting the love of the people and want all that for Sansa. Hence the essays about how Jon and Dany are terrible rulers, how it's Sansa who was the outsider and outcast (Ned's so called favoritism is all about this).

The popular Sansa in fandom now is a self insert, a mish-mash of other characters and made up headcanons. Her most popular ship is a crackship, her relationships with Jon, Arya, Ned etc. has been rewritten. She is perennially a victim, has no agency. Right from Jon I AGoT, Sansa is an abuse victim. (All the while blaming Dany for not stopping the Khalasar's rape under Drogo!).

The fandom dichotomy when it comes to Sansa Stark is the insistence that only she be read like a realistic 11/12 year old and treated like a little child with respect to all her actions and yet she is also the most shipped character of the series!

As per fandom, Sansa is a little child who cannot understand when adults tell her a situation is dangerous or a drug is dangerous and yet she is also shipped romantically with a 27 year old adult who falls for this child. A child when it comes to her thoughts and actions, an adult when it comes to romance, love, marriage and babies.

Often someone will mention how much they love Sansa because she’s just so realistic, implying all the other characters are not realistic for their age.

And yet while we get called ‘pedophiles’ and perverts for shipping fictional children, fictional incest with age gaps etc. these same folks who appreciate realistic child Sansa will be shipping her with with Sandor Clegane, Jon Snow, Gendry, Willas, Jaime, Tyrion, Young Griff, Stannis, Littlefinger, Daenerys, Arondir, Rand, Harry Hardyng, Tom, Dick, reader etc.  

If Sansa is truly this naive and childlike, unable to understand when the physician is straight up telling her a drug is harmful and dangerous for a sick little boy suffering from epileptic seizures, why are the same readers treating her as being old enough to fall in love and have a romance arc?

Many of these Sansa stans have not read the books. They are fixated on a made up version, confront others based on this made up version. When we then ask for the book quotes they throw a hissy fit, block us, delete/change their blog name and then write essays about the evil Arya/Dany fans lol.

[shiroboom]

ughhh

sh*t

I kinda ship them lmao, my first ever crackship

[normalayadraw]

A lil art gift I made for the little sh!t @petiterazu Srsly u really want this crackship revived huh?

It's our Undertale OC, Shaggy (the human, it's mine) and Flynn (the skeleton, it's theirs).

Oh, w/o the bday words drawing and some context of the ship are below:

Context:

It's a what-if scenario, in which Shaggy meets Flynn along with the skeleton brothers, and Flynn comforts him by befriending him after he got his heart broken since he just got rejected (my OC, I mean. Not Flynn). And long short story, they kissed at the end.

[wanderingmoonmen]

hiiii my kennderland goddess so ive been catching on to ur series of kennderland sooo much im so hooked to it ITS SO GOOD GODLY DELICIOUS KAWAII DELIGHTFUL GOODNESS i love it so much and like its the reason why im into crackship SO like im not rushing u or anything im just worried if theres anything wrong around u cuz u havent updated since july and i kinda worried ..... if u answer this THANKS SO MUCH for answering and i hope ure always doing well in everything !!!!1!1

Oughhh this is such a sweet ask 😭😭😭 There hasn't been anything "wrong" necessarily - I've been struggling to get through this part of the planned story as I am... way more comfortable writing angst/hurt/comfort/more plot nonsense rather than fluff. I love drawing fluffy stuff! Struggle to write 😅

Between that and just general ~adult life~ fun times (job has been stupid, but now I've committed to finding a new one so that's given a lot of relief, after a couple other med changes for the Mental Illness I'm finally finally feeling better) I haven't been able to progress

However! I do have.......... a lot of other stuff written (both for james/Leon and me falling down the rabbit hole of wesker/Birkin and intertwining everyone between SH and RE) that hopefully once I get through this slump I'll have a little bit of backlog (tbh getting this ask has kinda motivated me to wanting to try and work on this :) )

I also literally have an entire sketchbook full of drawings and have been drawing Entire Group Nonsense that I can hopefully post? I won't promise because it's annoying to scan stuff lol so maybe I'll take some pictures if that's something you'd want to see too (I do have some stuff on here already that went to the drawings on ao3)

It also has passed the one year of drowning into this nonsense where I accidentally drug myself and @fly-rye into this. Seeing these awful unpracticed drawings is so funny and scary 🤣 with me drawing Leon with SUPER emo hair

I'll also in lude some doodles for the last chapters uploaded for PE

Also James' big beautiful body in unrelated stupid shirts

(I've done this on mobile so hopefully the formatting isn't horrendous 😅)

[koralaio]

powersphera crackship (oh god dont read this sh)

i know their in the same place but uhhhhhh their platonically dating ( i swear im not a proshipper)

[blacksugarpirateship]

Caine stop drawing sh*tpost crackships, you're gonna scare the crap out of everyone in both fandoms. Stop it. Dude stop. /silly

[lexpseudonym]

Oh sh*t. People eat this up... Crowley/Furfur my beloved crackship.

[karaboutmyart]

do you like dubsquared or omegadaddycule as a ship/crackship

DUBSQUARED DUBSQUARED DUBSQUARED DUBSQUARE D. D HHHEE WBE SHS I mean..... ahem. straigjtens tie. i'm regular.

but also..... for some reason my interpretation of bill/willy is absolutely not canon compliant at all...!!!!.. and i DO think barry joined in at one point with thejr little silly thingz.. i think they should all hold hands /srs :3

[bohemian-nights]

I know a lot of Lucemond shippers go crazy over that dinner scene but in my opinion all I got from that scene was Aemond x Rhaena vibes. It definitely looks as though they’re low key eyeing one another. And even though people forget, Aemond is 16 to Rhaena’s 14. It’s two years. So I would’ve loved to see Viserys just betroth and ward everyone. Aegon to Balea (Aegon here has his book Personality where he’s not an abuser or rapist) Jace to Helaena (Jace may or may not have an accident which leaves Helaena with Daeron but either way it works) Aemond to Rhaena (so much potential because it could’ve worked, especially since Aemond and Daemon are pretty close personality wise and it’s pretty much a fact that Rhaena embodies Daemons emotional side) and then Luke is Viserys/Alicents ward whereas Daeron is Daemons/Rhaenyra’s.

Pukemond shippers are the most delusional people in this fandom and that's saying a lot because Dumbnyra (and their sad little siblings Helaemond ) stans who are making up sh*t every five seconds exist.

This fandom is a mess🤦🏽‍♀️

The fact that they believe their ship has any canonical basis is pathetic. If you were to ask anyone(Ryan Condal, GRRM, the actors, etc.) no one would agree that their was romantic/sexual(🤢 Lukes actor is a minor) tension between those two in that scene.

Aemond wants to bash Luke’s skull in. He doesn’t want to kiss him.

Moving on Rhaemond is a crackship(before you Pukemond weirdos come at me I’m not delusional like you people), but it appeared like they were eyeing each other.

They would've made a cute couple, they've got a lot in common(late bloomers who are overlooked by their daddies) and I think Rhaena could tame Aemond’s more high-spirited nature(dude needs to calm down).

Your idea for betrothals makes much more sense(maybe it would've even prevented the Dance), but if that had happened the Strong Boys would definitely not be long for this world since there is no way Daemon is sitting back without his blood eventually inheriting the throne.

[catoscloves]

tvd/to for the ask

tvd

favorite character: caroline forbes (honorable mentions: tyler, rebekah, & klaus)

least favorite character: the s*lvatore brothers (they're just so overrated :p) and al*ric

brOTP: klaus/rebekah/elijah, matt/bonnie, matt/tyler/jeremy, stefonnie, barolena in any variation, carenzo, denzo, bamon, defan i guess :/

OTP: to absolutely no one's surprise forwood, klaroline, steroline, also carenzo and rebekoline as wasted potential crackships. as for non-caroline characters (yes i show favoritism towards her oops): jeremy/anna, klayley, bamon, bonenzo, elejah, beklena, mabekah, matt/bonnie (you two deserved so much more), denzo, kennett, stefonnie, and klaus/bonnie.

OT3: sterowood, bamenzo, klefaroline, matt/rebekah/nadia, [whispers] jeremy/anna/vicki

NOTP: st*ferine, m*roline (although they did have gr8 platonic chemistry/friendship, i just hated when it turned romantic because of ~heteronormativity~ and the fact that being together made their romo relationship extremely stale and uninteresting), d*roline, d*lena, also probs KC at some point based on scenes i like to avoid romanticizing as a general rule

favorite storyline: beklena finding the cure together/elena's vampirism in general. also elejah and forwood's interactions in s2 the good old days, s6 dark!steroline (chef's kiss), s3 klaroline, klaus versus his hybrids, klefan going on a murdery road trip together (they are hizzie before hizzie was even hizzie goodbye), katherine and nadia reuniting before the writers ruined that, bamon and the prison world, bonnie + shane's interactions (dark!bonnie was so so close we could have had it all)...... for such a terrible show it gave so much material.

least favorite storyline: d*lena sirebond nonsense probs, caroline/andie being reduced to a blood bag, st*ferine in s5.

what I wish had happened but didn’t: abby actually working hard for her and bonnie to have a relationship, caroline hating on DE in s4 for the RIGHT REASONS and reminding elena of the fact that she did not "jump into bed" on the first date but was assaulted, elena being free of the [redacted] brothers and regaining agency in s4, sheila having more of a presence on the show (and replacing the s*lvabros/al*ric as PRIMARILY BONNIE'S CARETAKER because she would prioritize her granddaughter first, but also protecting the rest of the scooby doo gang as well she'd also teach bonnie to value her self worth and not allow them to step all over her), BONNIE BEING ALLOWED TO MOURN the same way her white friends were allowed to, a motivation for bonnie outside magic, more love interests for bonnie, bonnie/qetsiyah interaction, caroline having motivations/storylines outside of male love interests, at least half the characters on this show being queer, luke parker being allowed to actually date men, nora realizing her exgirlfriend took the side of valerie's abuser over valeria and that she can do better/dating bonnie, katherine and nadia exploring their mother-daughter relationship, the mikaelsons and bonnie securing some kind of alliance

what happened that I wish hadn’t: d*roline (do i need to explain), tyler!klaus (it could have been an opportunity for michael trevino to show off his acting skills the same way nina dobrev did by playing multiple characters in one body, but instead the writers just had to go there), the second KC biting scene (which was completely unnecessary/recyled idea and totally could have been handled differently), katherine pursuing stefan instead of prioritizing her daughter

the originals

favorite character: klaus mikaelson, rebekah mikaelson (i love literally every character on this show tbh)

least favorite character: mikael i guess? also greta and her supernatural n*zis

brOTP: klebeklijah, davina/cami, davina/hayley, haymille, haybekah, vincent/klaus, klavina is totally my platonic crackship sh

OTP: klayley, klamille, haybekah, haylijah, elijah/gia, elijah/aya, kolvina, klaus/aurora because i find the toxic patterns of their relationship hella entertaining

NOTP: uhm idk...... s5 haylijah i guess

favorite storyline: when klaus found out about rebekah's "betrayal" (i have a lot of thoughts about this arc and the acting in these eps was*chef's kiss*) and totally went off his rocker lmfao, cami becoming a vampire (which for some reason isn't really popular), klamille's slow burn development, haylijah's s1 chemistry and buildup (i lost interest after s2), the introduction of genevieve's character, hayley becoming a hybrid, gia's vampire transition, marcel putting klaus on "trial" after davina's death, lucien becoming a hybrid 2.0 (which is basically just an original on redbull lmfao, how does JP expect me to buy that there's something more powerful than the very first vampires on earth), kol and rebekah bodysnatching, freya reappearing as the Long Lost Sibling in s2

least favorite storyline: elijah's character regression in s5

what i wish had happened but didn't: klayley basically "adopting" davina in some sense; and i wanted cami to be dark!cami for a little while longer so klamille could parallel steroline. also klayley exchanging platonic gestures (klaus's hand on hayley's shoulder, her hand on his arm when she told him kindness=/= weakness) should definitely have been utilized more.

what happened that i wish hadn't: [stares into the distance mournfully] s5

[skania]

First off, I LOVE your reasoning for your ships. You actually have a head on your shoulders. Second, I noticed you're a Sasukarin fan but how do you feel about crack ships? More specifically, Sasuhina? They remind me strongly of Shirlulu. So many parallels. so much wasted potential. Yin & Yang. I would love to recommend some fics to you if you're ever open to checking them out or fanarts and blogs! They revolve around Naruto like sun & moon but have never even met!

Thank you so much, anon! I love thinking about the whys and hows of my ships so that means a lot me haha

I'm all for crackships! I have quite a few myself, though now that I think about it nearly all of them are in Naruto and they all involve Ino 😂 As for SH, I've come across some fanart and there are some really talented people in that fandom! I'm afraid it's basically genetically impossible for me to get into it though because I have no interest in Hinata as a character :( Still, thank you for thinking of me!

[limetimo]

1, 2, and 8 for the asks, and also your crackships are killing me rn

Happy to be of service anon xD

1. What was your first fic and could you stand to reread it today?

My Name Is "No" (2019) and yeah, I could read it. I mean it's crack so it's low-key embarrassing by its nature but I remember how much fun I had writing it. Banged it out in like 3 hours too

2. What’s your most recent fic and how far do you think you’ve come?

Teenagers Scare The Living Sh*t Out Of Me (WIP) Writing-wise, I don't think it's my best work. I mean, it's good crack crack full speed ahead but speaking about the writing, I feel like I've done better, esp in a longfic. Jealousy Jealousy is short and sweet and more comparable to My Name Is "No" and if I compare these two, I'd say I've done well.

8. What’s the oldest (longest since last update) fic you most want to continue (unfinished or no)?

Magic Eyelashes. If I could get a more concrete idea of where I was going with it and how to get there...

[zumpietoo]

Waiiiittt....Asslee (see, peeps, there’s a real account I know and hate) is still around? And still uses this? Even tho she stopped watching fucked off years ago?

OMG....this is extra hilarious because, waaayyyyy back in season one, when lots of us figured out SH were a thing....Asslee didn’t, because “what if they break up and then I won’t have my imaginary teevee couple anymoar?”. Cuz then, as now, nothing is moar important than what you get to watch on teevee. She was actually like the last person to even accept they WERE a couple, BTW.

Moving on....dude, that you and some boy at the little convenience store you staff had to share limited hours together is not even remotely the same thing. And, actually, if he sexually harassed you or you sexually harassed him, yes, by law---you’d have to be separated.....and, LBR, the one doing so would be shit canned immediately. 

Additionally, Cole and PP do still work together. It’s just been changed a LOT.

And cuz those storylines followed that. They also twice split up Vagey cuz Crotchi wanted it. So your argument fails. It IS possible to have break ups simultaneously for story line AND personal reasons. You can’t possibly be this dummm....

Oh wait, you’re Asslee....of the “underground railroad in a bus driven by Smithers out of town. You ARE this dummm...

Also I see you do believe in the multiple AU thing....further proving my point. 

And apparently....nooooo....

In the last 10 seconds of the series....no kissy-kissy.....every fuckin’ time. And fans haaaattteddd it...

What should we “let go” facts, Brainfreeze? Why don’t you “let go” getting your crackship back?

Alsoooo....looks like you were wrongggggg