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I DREW REN 4 HIS BIRTHDAYYYY
Ren belongz to @labratgurlz
He is so fun 2 draw omg
#NOT MY OC!!!!#not my oc#fanart?#my art but not oc#happy birthday 2 ren#crayon drawing#crayon shit idk#i eat crayonz#crunch crunch#art#drawin
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I hope u guys don't mind me posting these au doodles while I work on things ahaha
I also gave JD slightly longer hair in these doodles as a funny haha but I don't think it's funny anymore he looks genuinely good with his hair like that ahahaha I hope you're not mad at me for changing his au design a bit
#first of all ahem DONT TAG THIS AS SHIP OR WHATEVER!!! ILL THROW ROCKS AT YOU!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!#troIlcest (or whatever you call yourselves idk) DONT TOUCH my SHIT! Ty :] anyways...#For context I like to hc that when he was younger Bruce would always have JD brush his hair#and like... whenever lil Bruce was upset it would help calm him down i think ahhauysgjiodk do u guys see the vision??#and since it's my au i can make reality whatever i want it to be sooooo :]#I like to imagine that it still helps Bruce calm down even tho they're older now.. Big bro brushing his lil bros hair to soothe him UUGH#Let JD be a good older brother pleeease#also gave JD flowers in his hair too bc he deserves them me thinks... Now him and Bruce are matching!!!#i dont have any specific flowers in mind for the ones in their hair i just picked a color for the flowers that looked pretty and ran with i#also saying it again i love love LOOOOVE the crayon tool in mspaint using it to make gradients is so!!!! UUUGHUHHH!!!! /pos#the pattern on JD's jacket fur will never be consistent shhhhh#trolls#trolls band together#john dory trolls#trolls john dory#bruce trolls#trolls bruce#beach bros au#cherris canvas#I made that last image btw#everytime i saw that screenshot of jd it made me think of the spongebob scene where its a pov of flats waking up#and the first thing he sees is spongebob waiting for him with flowers in his hand and smiling
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idk how the cute room girlies do it im always beating my desk within an inch of its life
#im a serial item ruiner i wil pick apart anything that peels#colouring on that shit with crayons for no reason#i dont even rememer if i had a tag for my little me drawings#comic#maybe that idk
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a cute detail in haruka's room
This turned into a half-ramble half-headcanon post so I apologize for how messy it is lol
While watching undercover for the first time I noticed that there seems to be a sketchbook in Haruka's room, in which a colorful tree is drawn
Haruka seems to be hyperempathetic, and usually hyperempathetic people are quite artistic in their worldview and their hobbies, so I have a headcanon that Haruka likes to draw and/or paint, as a hobby and coping mechanism, a little escapism (especially since Haruka's no.1 coping mechanism with traumatic/stressful events seems to be denial—I'm going to elaborate on that in a different post because I've thought about that very, VERY often, and it partially explains why he acted the way he did in T2, to me) (I'm projecting a little bit because I kin Haruka and I'm a (hobbyist) artist myself but teehee)
When he was asked about his hobbies in his T1 interrogation, he just said he liked to talk to the other prisoners, but I think that's because he's insecure about his art being bad or unconventional (it looks like he used crayons or simple markers for the tree drawing. And also, the leaves are all different colors... perhaps I'm overanalyzing a simple scene, but it seemed to me that it's kinda symbolizing how he views & interacts with the world differently because of his neurodivergence. Still, the drawing is quite pretty imo, and he used the colors very well, so even though it's a tree with unusual colors, it still looks beautiful; even though he's different, it doesn't mean he's inferior, and there's still beauty despite how much he struggles to fit in. You know?)
Also also the way a lot of frames in weakness have hyper-realistic, vibrant backgrounds, as well as the blood being colorful (though that appears elsewhere too, like in Muu's MV) it really convinced me that Haruka sees the world through the lens of an artist, a passionate person who feels things very intensely.
Since the prisoners can request anything, I like to think Haruka secretly requested a sketchbook and some crayons to continue his hobby (I'm not sure if he can do that since it's unclear how the prisoners request & receive stuff (I'm a relatively new Milgram fan so I might've forgotten/not have seen an explanation if there's any ueueu))
I like to think he keeps his sketchbook to himself at first, but slowly opens up to the other prisoners about his hobby. First Fuuta and Mu, then maybe Mikoto, then the others (and they're all very nice to him & praise his art!!! Especially Mikoto I think. he would be very excited to see all of Haruka's art!!! Supportive big brother figure) :3c
#if its not actually a sketchbook forgive me im blind as shit#if these aren't crayons too pls forgiev me#i hope this makes sense i wouldve probably talked more if i didnt have a godawful migraine rn#i love haruka i definitely think he likes to/wants to practise some form of art#should i tag this im a bit embarrassed eheh#milgram#haruka sakurai#sakurai haruka#headcanons#milgram headcanons#jay rambles bleh idk#okay maybe theres more than just a little bit of projection but shh it makes sense doesn't it#I LOVE HARU#he s literally me#if anyone has pointed this out before pls forgive me again#and show me the post pls id love to find. likeminded people#good night#milgram project
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I would like to see more of your cool art. You can draw my rat or whatever. I don’t really care. :] -🎱
@8ballanonymous and @showfall-media-receipts solving The Mystery tm
#That's supposed to be a marker#Not a crayon#whatever idk#art requests#I feel like they'd listen to Wham in the squad car or some shit#dreamerdraws
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2 quote some1 on the ramshackle discord, "I LOVE OETE THE CAT!🔥🔥🔥"
#Monke.makz#Art shit#pete the cat#Art#Did a medium experiment w#Oil pastels#Wich r basically crayonz#3/5 wud not recommend but I don't hate em#They're actually p ok 4 more simple stuff#Might try em out again or maybe I'll just use actual crayonz idk#Fanart#My art#Traditional art#Cats#Crayons#God tagz r annoying sometimez but they're better than an algorithm#2023
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Idk. Vent art kinda
#zachs art tag#mondo owada#mondo oowada#danganronpa#trigger happy havoc#dr thh#wanted to draw him using the album cover from Lovejoy’s Wake Up & It’s Over#started off high effort and then i just started scribbling#kinda fun tbh#idk i feel like shit#so what do i do like. talk to people and get my emotions out#nah scribble the blorbo like a toddler given a 96 pack of crayons crayons told to have fun
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me: trying to figure out what the deal w/ non-japanese sorcerers is
reddit: bc of the barrier there's more sorcerers in japan proportionally. it's like a greenhouse effect. sorcerer's are super rare outside of japan bc the lack of cursed energy
me: okay so we're just ignore the nyc exists? or that places like honduras get called the "murder capitol of the world"? bc like if things like curses and curse energy are heavily related to negative emotion and large population and shit then i call some kinda bullshit. still deciding on which but there's bullshit afoot.
#tiggidy talkin#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#instead of watching the fucking show and having hashtag lore given to me naturally ofc i am hunting down the Scrolls#i can get behind the idea that japan is getting hot boxed tengen so the sorcerer pop there is higher than it should be#but like there's 7+ billion ppl outside of that range so don't tell me that they're borderline unicorns#honestly my guess is just that these have always historically been VERY isolated and intentionally secretive communities#and only now in the modern age are really starting to run into each other/reach out/learn more about each other#like REALISTICALLY japan has about 1/3 of the total pop of the usa so even w/ the hotboxing depending on the base normie 2 wizard ratio#they could have the same number of sorcerers bc of that overall pop difference and shit china has OVER A BILLION PEOPLE#china has massive heavily populated cities w/ lots of bad vibes it's likely they beat everyone else out on population size shit ALONE#idk this is just precisely the kinda worldbuilding shit that annoys me#when like we try to actively imply something that should be all over and well developed isn't bc the Plot Isn't Over There#like how in hp the world is suddenly a crayon drawing once you leave england lol#like i don't need canonical lore and shit about other places just don't try to tell me that nyc isn't a cesspit of curses lol
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// I like both Ed and Amir's voice acting for different reasons. I headcanon Alexa as closer to Ed's voice but honestly go with whatever gives you the most psychic damage to read in his voice.
#// before I started ADHD medication he'd regularly say stupid shit like 'dump a box of crayons in my ass and rattle me around like a maraca'#and follow it up with 'so when do i get to lead arts + crafts at the hotel' like truly a sentient shitpost of a man 24/7 causing mass#psychic damage to everyone. imagine whatever voice gives the most psychic damage.#mun post.#I'm sad that Canon Alastor didn't get the 'verbal shitposting as psychological warfare' gene but he's lovely and I respect it.#OH I JUST REMEMBERED the original context was people talking about their fetishes. so he was like 'my fetish? dumb a box of crayons in#my ass and rattle me around like a maraca. girl idk' which makes a little more sense as to why he was saying that in the first place.
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Once again waking up from dreams that got me 'it does not do to dwell on dreams and forget how to live'
#ive come to the realisation i want to make really cliche art except in this case art means photographing my hands#which are absolutely mummified by red ribbon#anyway thats harder than a shit crayon drawing or painting i think#its so on the nose symbollically but idk i see the end result in my heart and wonder if going through the work of making will help#grief has made me half mad and more than a little stupid but im tired of caring
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two unrelated kids (problematic 6yo and 4yo) were carousing together at the library, and then the older one Made Up A Guy that was just too real and the younger kid was so upset by the Made Up Guy that he had a screaming fit about it
the older kid (already known to us that day as an asshole) reported that a man outside had been banging on the windows and told the kids he was calling the cops and the kids were going to jail (please understand: this window was 15 feet from where I was sitting. none of it happened.)
4yo’s mom went running out there, i went to the window, other coworker in the children’s room went to the window, 3 kids playing at the puppet theater (with a direct line of vision to the window) all looked... there was No Man. literally the only person out there was the mom who went to check. plus, NO ONE HEARD ANY POUNDING ON THE WINDOW OR ANYONE YELLING (cuz it didn’t happen).
but the 4yo was Super Duper Upset, like red-faced screaming crying snot-flying gasping-for-breath UPSET and terrified that he was going to jail. meanwhile, the adult with the 6yo turned out to ALSO be problematic, and was haranguing the 6yo into giving a description, telling us she was going to press charges against the (Made Up) Guy, telling everyone in earshot that she THOUGHT the library was a SAFE place to take kids, etc.
The 4yo’s mom wanted us to do something, but she didn’t know what she wanted us to do, we didn’t know what to do... she did agree that she had been the ONLY person in the ENTIRE parking lot, and she was out there within 1 minute of the report of Guy Telling These Kids They Were Going To Jail, and that it was unlikely that the kids would have been able to so clearly understand someone yelling through heavy duty public building glass... but she wouldn’t take it to the natural conclusion that “Maybe this didn’t actually happen and the 4yo is doing his best to relate the situation, but his best ain’t great”
just... how unnecessary. good lord. EVENTUALLY, literally an HOUR LATER, problematic mom and problematic 6yo came up to the desk with a description of the Guy: he had a black jacket and dark hair. (do you wanna guess what the problematic 6yo was wearing/his hair color? if you guessed... black jacket and dark hair, you’re smarter than that kid’s mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
#library#i know the 4yo's mom was upset that her kid was upset... but literally no one in the children's room (and there were several adults!)#heard any pounding on the window/anyone outside shouting etc. the fact that the 6yo took the 4yo to the window and 1 MINUTE LATER#the 4yo was running screaming back to mom??? KINDA SUS#how do you tell a parent 'i think your kid made up a scenario and got spooked by it' ? how do you say 'maybe your shit kid is fuckin liar' ?#'merry how can a 6yo be problematic' idk friends... harassing library staff into printing Suicide Squad coloring pages for him#and then having a tantrum that we don't have a peach-colored crayon might have influenced my attitude towards him#and the fact that 1. he's seen suicide squad??? 2. able to harass staff for 10+ minutes uninterrupted about printing stuff#and 3. have a tantrum about not having the right color crayon.... ALL ENTIRELY WITHOUT HIS MOM NOTICING does suggest to me#that maybe he will do anything for attention... up to and including scaring a younger child and lying about to adults#ngl my first thought when that 6yo came back from the window was the two boys in england who murdered james bulger
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I mean how big is Len's basement though because it looked rather big from the first art you did but I don't know???? Do They just lie there in pain all day or does Len give it a box of Crayola as a treat sometimes BC it doesn't seem like there's anything to really do in the basement except lie on the floor (also wait is the basement just like one room or is it multiple I've never had a basement) -🌟
Jdjxcmhdjf the one thing you can't ask me is for exact room measurements im not studying architecture 😭😭😭 idk shit abt interior/exterior design ill explode lmaoo... the perspective in my drawings is generally hella fucked so i apologize dhjfjfjf
JDSDJMCMCMCMV CRAYOLAS you are so right tho len should be giving it enrichment but idk if he does... maybe its sleeping shh
from personal experiences basements are just one room, it might be really big or relatively small depending on the building but its there
#ask#to be fair tho i dont think it has the correct grip/coordination to be able to color smthn :(#it could try but most it'd end up w/ would be parts of scribbles of varying degree#and a lot of broken crayons#len probably goes and checks on it to make sure its not so bored??? but idk how he keeps it entertained#'yeah so rikka paid me like $50 to do her essay. i just changed some words around from the wiki entry for bones tho lmaooo'#'....' 'ikr? shoulda double checked ya shit bitch she aint getting her money back lol i spent it already'#composite au#ollie the star anon
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Closeups w info under cut
Someone comes into Airy's office, and they get stared at, and then he misdiagnoses their issue/gives them a bunch of crackers saying, "You're hungry." No matter what you come in with, if it isn't a visible injury, Airy assumes you haven't eaten enough
Mephone4 and affiliated TAs probably run all the computer related classes as well, depending on curriculum, including coding classes, keyboarding, and classes that are just for certification (ex. Microsoft..?? Idk I took that class like last year. I miss coding classes, but the teacher SUCKED!!)
Mepad... we've all had the very, very tall TA who just wants to help, yeah? That's Mepad
Mephone4 DOES NOT want to do this with his life. He spends any time he can to watch reality TV and puts 'Just Dance' on for any grade level students
4S surprisingly would have knowledge imo. He'd call the students stupid and give them the harshest feedbsck, but he'd get the job done. Most definitely a shouter.
Floory would be along for the ride. Go, Floory, unqualified TA goals!!
Animatic runs every Psychical Ed Class. Works students to the bone, does the workouts alongside them, and still has energy to be found taking a jog after school
Crayon box's subject was an easy pick... the crayons would be TAs, I just didn't have the room for them, so I gave her the earrings !!
Popcorn sucks at his whole thing. She'll assign roles and stuff but give no notes or constructive criticism. Always arguing worthless shit over the phone in class, something wild happening every other day
Daddy Longerson is band because Sacri makes music. Also, he doesn't play an instrument. He does acappella. (Cue the elimination theme)
All of Clock's classes would start with "IT'S TIME FOR THE TIME," and then they'd say, "The world spins round, and time... time-"
Underrated X fact, also why I think of em as genderfluid >:]
X relies on positive reinforcement for teaching, whereas Four goes for verbal punishment, etc. X still isn't good at math. Just relies on Four, but the students still like X more for being nice.
Donut was probably a substitute teacher, Two is off being a luncher, Announcer may or may not be the principal. Idk, I haven't seen bfdi, bfb, tpot, etc, just algebralien comps.
#hosts as teachers#digital art#oso crayon box#hfjone airy#mepad ii#ii mephone4s#ii toilet#ii floory#ii mephone4#showvember popcorn#ab animatic#itft clock#burner daddy long legs#x bfb#four bfb#fanart#original character#sketch#osc#osc art#animaticlock#bfb 4x#love you all so much !!
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Guardian Angel, Death
idk its the skeleton pony but I was basing it off that dancing rainbow skeleton tattoo and this crayon brush I'm using from.
I'd liken her role to being that dead ghost some people see before they pass of family members they loved. They use feminine pronouns although being a un-gendered concept because because uuuh idk I wanted them to be 'empathetic towards mortals' and the idea was they generally gravitate towards things that are viewed as "kinder" or "nicer" gender. She typically doesn't give a shit what people gender her with though. The flowers are all dried deathbed flowers and she stores one from the bedside of the souls she comforts or places one for those with nothing. yada yada Yada
She’s not the only one who does the role..? There’s like multiple different angels who also do that. It’s just this is her method of doing it
Yeah an angel concept
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WHAT A SURPRISE.
warnings: incest (uncle/niece), uncle Leon, leon being a freak, non-con, vomit, Leon thinking reader is child until he sees her ??? 😭
this is dead dove/dark content. if are uncomfortable with this kind of content or don't like it, then do not interact.
a/n: ummm idk about this? felt like this was rushed : P
tags ^w^: @bunnyclaire
Leon hasn't seen you since you were around 12, too many missions and meetings to actually pay attention to family.
Besides, he fucking hated his brother, always stealing his women, but it was Christmas, so why not go see them? He's got nothing better to do than drink his feelings away and pay hookers for a barely good fuck.
He drove all the way down to his brother's house, he got you a coloring book and plushies…but until he knocked on the door, and you answered, in that fucking outfit.
"Uncle Leon?" you tilted your head.
Holy shit. That's my fucking niece? He thought
He just nodded, playing it off with the fact he thought you were some hot chick that your mom was friends with, could've almost fucked you right there.
"Uh, yeah….this is for you." he handed you the three presents, fixing his jacket.
"Wanna come in?" you pointed inside the house. He just nodded.
Throughout the night, he got more and more touchy with you, his hand on the small of your back, grabbing your hips to move you out the way, but he really just wanted to feel his boner against your ass.
It was time to open presents. Your other family members got you age appropriate things, underwear, socks, bra's, and just clothes.
It was time to open up your uncle's present! awww, how sweet of him to get you something after all this time!
You unraveled the poorly done wapping paper to find a princess and hello kitty coloring books, a box filled with 25 crayons, and the best yet….an plushie.
You smiled and dryly chuckled while everyone else was laughing their asses off.
Leon was not so proud of himself, rubbing his temple and groaning to himself, walking into the kitchen to get himself some whiskey.
You followed after him. "Leon?" you called out softly to him, hoping he wasn't crying or something. No more 'Uncle Leon! Uncle Leon!' it's just Leon. Just Leon now.
"Yeah, darlin'?" he muttered, leaning against the counter as you sighed and stepped beside him. "You know I'm not a little kid anymore…right?"
He cleared his throat and looked down into his glass "Yeah, yeah….I know"
His brothers walked in. "Hey! Leon!" he threw his arm around Leon's neck and chuckled. "How's my baby brother doing?"
"Fine. I'm good." Leon shook his head and groaned.
"Got yourself a little lady yet?"
"Nope, not yet."
Leon was in the bathroom, wetting his face with water. "Yeah…nice fucking job embarrassing yourself in front of everyone. dumb fuck….. buying your niece kid shit….fuck, fuck, fuck." his mind was a mess.
he wanted to fuck you, but he's your uncle, and he thought you've been a kid for years.
You knocked on the bathroom door. "Hey, you okay in there?"
"Y-yeah…just wait" he grumbled and opened the door.
"Umm…were you talking to yourself?" you tilted your head and slightly squinted your eyes at him.
He wanted to take you in the bathroom right now, bend you over the sink and fuck you like your his and his only.
"No…..uhhh yeah. You got me." he looked at you.He pulled you into the bathroom and just instantly bent you over the sink.
"w-woah…. Leon, wait, wait!" he slapped your ass and lifted the skirt of your dress. "Only sluts wear shit like this…are you a fucking slut?....huh?" he slapped your cheek lightly.
You shook your head "Wh-what?... Leon, what are you….what?"
"No. No. No more Leon….. it's fucking 'uncle'. Got that?" he was in your face, pulling your hair back, so you could look at him.
You quickly nodded as he forced you onto your knees, he struggled to undo his belt and pulled out his dick, smacking the tip on your cheek.
"You're gonna take this like a good girl and there'll be no problems…. understand?" he cooed sternly, slapping the tip against your pouty lips.
He grabbed your jaw to force it open and burry his cock inside your mouth, groaning as he forced your head up and down, making you choke and scratch his thighs. He chuckled and slapped your cheek.
"I said you take this like a good girl." he moaned and hissed a breath in as your teeth scraped his skin slightly
"stupid bitch…." He thrusted too hard, hitting the back of your throat and making you vomit all over his dick, thighs and some even on his bottoms.
"You…..you stupid bitc-!" he stared at you.
On the floor sobbing and hiccuping as you tried to clean him up. Muttering tiny little 'sorries', he sighed and threw you out of the bathroom.
He had to ask his brother for a new pair of pants because he 'accidentally' pissed in his.
You did keep quiet but you wanted more.
So, he fucked you and fucked you until you passed out.
Such an amazing uncle. One of a kind fucked up man.
#leon s kennedy#leon kennedy smut#leon s kennedy x reader#resident evil#leon kennedy x reader#resident evil smut#resident evil x reader#tw.incest
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I would like to see headcanons from you about how your favorite mercenaries realize that they fall in love with the reader :333
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my first request! hi my little meow meow! i wrote for all the mercs bc why not?! fluff below the cut! also written in headcannon form! idk how to write for soldier (i just don't see the appeal)
scout:
-why did ms. pauling have to be lesbian???
-when you came along he was immediately drawn to you, maybe it was because you were new and young
-he's way too cocky around you and acts like he doesn't care about you
-after a stern talking to by spy, jeremy decides to ask you out
-other than sports, jeremy loves to paint and draw and is surprisingly good at it. he asks you to make some art with him and of course he draws you
-this melts your heart and you've fallen for him. he's just waiting for the right time to confess and ask you to be his
soldier:
-man has zhanna
pyro:
-hearing you say "you're all good! no worries!" after he lights the hem of you shirt, almost burning you alive. he feels a spark...literally
-pyro slinks around you where ever you may be. in the kitchen baking? pyros throwing flour all over the kitchen. working out? pyros cheering you on. got some spare time? pyros got some crayons, colored pencils and a bunch of coloring books
-spending time with a masked man that the team fears has him drawn to you. the mercs warned you about him, you never felt intimated by pyro yet understood yet you could understand why he was treated differently
-if you're ever sad he will give you the best comfort. he's never shown himself to the mercs but once he sees you cry the mask is coming off and expect kisses to be planted over you
-its a very intimate moment and he just admits it then. he's never had anyone love him back, he's always been depicted as a monster.
heavy:
- won't approach you first. he waits for you to make a move. he knows his size is intimidating in itself and doesn't want to scare you away.
-he's a gentle giant. he's very careful with his words and movements. he's so paranoid that you'll view him as something he's not on the inside.
- one night you cooked with him and he told you all about his life back home, showed you photos of his sisters and taught you basic russian (assuming you don't know any already)
-if you speak russian he'll be over the moon or if you use the simple russian he's taught you he loves you just a little bit more. he adores your accent when you stumble over certain pronunciation. he knows you're the one for him
-when he decides to confess he handwrites you a long poem with an russian to english translation on two separate pages. after he signs his name he writes that he won't bring this up unless you do
-please don't break his heart. he's so sensitive
demo:
- when he confesses he's drunk as fuck. he doesn't even remember when you bring it up the next day.
-is so embarrassed. he's hungover and groggy. he plays it off by acting defensive. "i was just drunk! i meant nothing by it!"
-in the inside he's freaking out. he wanted to plan it out. it's only been 7 or 8 months since you've been at teufort but he fell so quick for you.
-3am outside pointing at the constellations, telling you about old celtic, scottish myths and folklore, shit talking the other mercs, and an accidental kiss on the lips he caught feeling for you right then and there.
- he's willing to give up scrumpy just to have you reciprocate the same feelings for him. 🤞
engineer:
-lord, he used so many pet names with you; "check this out, sweet pea", "you look beautiful, darling", "i made pancakes, you want any hon?"
-he knows his voice with a combination of his pet names do something to you. he loves when you call him those names back!
-compliment his cooking! bbq is his specialty! he'll gladly eat up anything you make. hungry boi :3
-he loves when you spend time with him in his workshop, working on his little metal trinkets warms his soul. he tries to teach you about the intricate parts of engineering. it's okay if you don't understand, he's more than willing to break it down for you and teach you a bite-sized version quantum mechanics
-friday night. a few beers in. a lot of work finished. "(y/n), i know i'm a bit older and dusty at the whole romance thing but" he pauses "you ain't seeing anyone right now, are you?"
medic:
-he either falls in love with you the second he lays his eyes on you or it takes many, many months for him to catch feelings for you. regardless, of how long the process takes his love for you becomes an obsession.
-you begin lingering around his office, inquiring about his tools and weapons. he finds it very interesting that you're not startled by him and his... unethical ways of "doctor assisted suicide"
-internal battles with his conscience. does he want to rip your organs out and shove them in the wrong places? he wants to slice your arteries one by one. yes, he wants to cut your jugular and see how much you bleed before dying. alas, he won't. you're too beautiful to be cut up into pieces. he doesn't want you to die by his hands, he doesn't know what he would do with himself.
-"guten morgen, wie gehts?!" has him weak. just a simple phrase you've rehearsed a few times. you though he would appreciate you taking time out of your day to learn his native tongue. he thinks this is your way of flirting with it (and perhaps it is).
-occasionally he'll call you into his office, not for a checkup by any means but rather just to chat (on company time). he removes the gloves and runs his hands over the scars on your face and neck. "schätzelein, i have been feeling some way for a while."
sniper:
-he is such a cunt. he's so rude and bitchy to you. his attitude causes you to avoid contact with mick at all costs and he avoids you like the plague. he spends a lot of time in his van anyways so staying away from you isn't too hard.
-seeing you hurt breaks his heart. he decides to visit you in medbay after your broke your arm. the baboo uterus experiment procedure wasn't finished by the time you got hurt. you notice how out of character it is but appreciate it regardless. he brings you a little necklace made with animal teeth (him making jewerly with animal bones is the most canon-noncanon headcanon.)
-after you get a cast you ask him to sign it. next to his name he writes a little heart. then scribbles it out. and draws a skull underneath it.
-butterflies in his stomach when he lays eyes on you. he hates that he's gotten feelings for you. you're his teammate, not his partner. not yet atleast. no? why is he thinking like this.
-it's obvious that mick is touch starved of attention, he want to be validated and appreciated. he's also getting shit from his teammates so when you begin to stand up for him and complimenting him he looses his mind.
"scout, you're being mean. no wonder you have no dad, i would leave too. " "he's not ugly at all. you're old and its evident enough in those wrinkles of yours."
-oh god. who knew a petite little thing like you could spit venom. he wants to tell you how he feels so badly but he doesn't want to loose you as a friend.
spy:
-he'll flirt with you before even developing feelings for you. always trying to court you, inviting you over at late hours. he just wants to get laid tbh.
-you're playing hard to get. it excites him a bit but he's much older now so if anything he's annoyed that you won't sleep with him. he tries being more romantic and pushes idea the idea of getting with you sexually and takes a different approach.
-smoking on his red velvet couch until the sun begins to rise, sharing cigs together. he has a small stash of weed (he stole it from scout) but coughs when he smokes it, earning a plethora of giggles from you. now he's smiling and laughing with you despite his lungs being filled with smoke.
-stacks of guy de maupassant on his table near the red couch, he reads the love poems to you and translates it to you. please snuggle up into his chest and try to read the french words yourself. your pronunciation is horrible and your accent is awful. you sound so cute yet so pathetic at the same time.
-he tries to keep his feelings hidden for as long as he can. of course, it slips out. he's stopped wearing the balaclava when around you (and only you, even his own son doesn't know what he truly looks like) so the bright red blush is evident on his face. he tries taking back what he said but there's no use as your already face first into his chest.
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