#scout tf2 x reader

[homkamiro]

I really want to hug Scout.. Is that possible?

Everything is possible, dear

[supernova41st]

Scout fics when you go through a breakup: He’d comfort you and give you cookies :))

What he’d actually do..

[hypernova-writes]

*sad little brazilian orphan kid voice* oi moça... yanking scout by his dog tags and kissing him to shut him up. thats it :3 a lil suggestive in the end perhaps

Literally have had a dream about this! Also headcanons with Nova time! Scout's very sensitive when it comes to his neck, he doesn't let just anyone touch his neck nor yank on his tags! You would have to be literally the object of his affection for you to get close enough to do it!

Scout x Reader: Babe, You're rambling.

"So You're sure ya not annoyed by me?"

You look up from your book, eyebrow cocked as you and your boyfriend were chilling in his room after a day of battling.

"Jeremy. Honey we've been through this—"

"Yea yea, If I truly annoyed you, you would've been dumped me by now BUT THATS NOT THE POINT–"

You sigh and prepare yourself as he starts going on and on.

"I feel like ya just saying that to get me to shut up! Which if you wanted me to shut up ya could just tell me instead of lyin'!'

"And I'm not accusin' ya of lyin' but I'm just saying! A smokin' hot babe like you can't like someone like me! I mean look at me!"

He leans closer to you, his hands on his hips as he continued on, all while you crossed your legs and tilted your head. You looked at him with a soft smile as he continued on and on.

"Jeremy."

"And and don't even get me started on how today went! I know you were busy on the field but you didn't even give me my good luck kiss!"

"Jeremy."

"Look if I did something babes tell me! You know i don't like havin' ya upset at me especially if I did somethin'."

You sighed, it was useless, he's worked himself up and there was only way that you could get him to stop.

You leaned forward, your fingers hooking around his dog tags and pulled him forward, slamming your lips against his.

You could feel his body tense before it relaxes as you pull the two of you back onto the bed. He places his hands on either side of your head to brace himself. His lips move against yours slowly before you finally loosen your grip around his dog tags.

He looks down at you, speechless and breathless a bit before he collapses, laying on your chest, allowing you to rub his back.

"I hate when you do that.."

"Why? Cause it turns you into putty? I thought you liked it when I mark up your neck~"

"H-hey! I do..meanie.."

[mochi-art-blogz]

NSFW Scout headcanons

Scout:

Granted, Scout has relatively limited knowledge of women/men and, therefore, would absolutely be an awkward guy in bed.

That being said, he's always going to be cocky (no pun intended) when it comes down to seducing his lover or hitting on them.

He definitely tries using old pickup lines, or something he saw in a porno, only for it not to work.

He's a rather vanilla kind of guy and only really changes it up every now and then if his partner asks him too.

However, he does enjoy fast, rough sex, so make of that what you will.

When he was first starting out, he couldn't last that long at all, but after a while, he managed to hold out just a bit longer.

He'll never admit it, but he enjoys it when you guide him through sex, ex: guiding his hands onto your chest, waist, thighs, etc.

He's into every part of your body, but he's really into anal and butt stuff (Exhibit A: Mannrobics voicelines)

Scout is VERY vocal during sex, and he's not the best dirty talker, but he tries. Moans and groans galore, and yes, he cries during it too if you two are going at it hard enough.

Prefers more basic positions, such as missionary, but also loves sex standing up. He really enjoys getting handsy.

After sex, Scout is of two minds about aftercare: sometimes he'll kiss you, cuddle you, and snuggle you while he praises you. The other time will have him drop dead asleep a few minutes after the both of you finish. There's no in between.

[the-laughing-lunatic]

All 9 mercs w/ a reader who got them flowers! (PLATONIC OR ROMANTIC)

(I recently got to 20 followers on this blog! :D I wanted to do a little something to celebrate that, so I grinded and wrote headcanons for all nine of the mercs. It, uh, took a while so I hope you enjoy!)

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── 

☆Scout - Daisies☆

Legitimately starts tearing up

Tries to blame it on the flowers

“I ain’t cryin’ I- I’m just allergic to flowers.”

“Oh, sorry, I could just return them then—”

“What? You’d hafta take ‘em out of my dead hands, I’m keepin’ em.”

Isn’t a huge flower guy but the fact you went out of your way to get them for him makes him feel all warm inside

Reminds him of when his mom would pick flowers to give to him after his Little League games

☆Soldier - Poppies☆

Would aggressively compliment you

“THESE ARE DAMN BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS MAGGOT!! I FEEL IMMENSELY LOVED AND APPRECIATED!!!”

Seriously though, he does

Since he was never allowed in the military he always felt jealous of the soldiers who got special flowers

But he wasn’t now, because you respected him

And if you did, that was enough

☆Pyro - Sunflowers☆

ABSOLUTELY LOVES THEM

Well, you can’t hear what they’re saying but the flappy hands and excited noises give you a decent idea

Will just spend hours holding them in their hands and looking at the flowers like they’re the most beautiful thing in the world

Draws sunflowers in all their drawings now

If they accidentally burned them they would get so sad and give you flowers back as a form of apology

Make flower crowns with them. Do it. 

☆Demoman - Bluebells☆

Like most of the mercs, he’s never gotten flowers before 

And he has no clue how to take care of them

“Thank ye, but, would ye consider showin’ me how to take care of them?”

Help this man out

Please

He would probably put them just on a table with no vase or water without you

Y’all would put the flowers in an empty bottle of scrumpy <3

☆Heavy - Violas☆

“Little merc has present for Heavy?” 

Surprised, but not so much as Sniper

Honestly the most chill about it out of all the mercs

He has sisters so he knows how to take care of flowers but he’s never been the one to receive them

Would press the flowers once the start to wilt and make bookmarks so he can keep them forever (sap)

And if he’s more protective of you during matches, who's to say the reason why?

☆Engineer - Bluebonnets☆

He sticks to the practical side of things, so when you give him a bouquet of flowers he’s utterly perplexed

He’s flattered of course, and thanks you greatly for the gift because he’s a Texas boy raised with manners

But he’s not used to pretty things and…doesn’t quite know what to do with them

He puts them in a vase with water but he finds himself stopping his work to look at them

They didn’t solve a problem, they didn’t hold a purpose yet people–including him now–seemed to love them

Eventually gives up trying to find a reason for it and just accepts it as they’re just pretty

Even though solving questions like “what is beauty” was never his forte, he’d somehow found an answer for it

And it was…well, you.

(He’d also 100% make you a flower out of scrap metal for you bc he’s a gentleman)

☆Medic - Cornflowers/Drosera Spatulata Sundew☆

There’s two flowers that he’d like

Cornflowers are one of his favorites, specifically the white ones (they remind him of Archimedes)

Not just because they are national flowers of Germany, but he also appreciates their medicinal properties

But if you somehow got your hands on a Drosera Spatulata Sundew he’d be pocketing you for months afterwards

Is absolutely fascinated with carnivorous plants and you get him carnivorous flowers???

The most romantic (or just super cool if platonic) thing in the world to him

Isn’t a botanist but he’ll be in the medbay all the time now just observing it and its reactions

He’s not sleeping for a while

He’d try to create a serum for whatever flowers you got him so they’d stay as beautiful as they are forever :)

☆Sniper - Wildflowers☆

No one has ever gotten him flowers before so when you show up at his camper van with hand picked flowers wrapped in twine he’s surprised, to say the least

Finds it interesting how he walked past those same flowers everyday and never cared

But when you gave them to him they felt…special.

Awkwardly mumbles a ‘thanks mate’ to you

Keeps them in an (UNUSED I REPEAT UNUSED) jar in his van

Smiles everytime he sees them

☆Spy - Roses☆

We all know this man is an old-fashioned lover boy so ofc he loves roses

But he’s never on the receiving end of them

So none are ever good enough for his high standards

“Eugh, where did you buy these, the gas station?”

Similar to Scout that if you say you could return them he’d absolutely refuse

Secretly thinks it’s really sweet 

Doesn’t act any differently towards you afterwards when he’s with you

But you find multiple bouquets of roses in your room and a note that says “if you ever consider buying me flowers again, buy roses from these boutiques instead of the trash you had before.”

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── 

(Putting in all the tags is another reason why I don't normally do all nine of them holy shit)

[d-a-n-n-y-y]

𝗦𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗫 𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗥𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥! 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥.ᐟ.ᐟ

A/n: just a thought I had in mind;)) might be ooc? Not sure Sorry I just get worried how I write😭 let me know if I did something wrong so I could improve!

» Tags: highschool au, fluff,cheerleader!reader, jock! Scout, reader is female

➤ Warnings: none ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜!! But..injuries mentioned nothing too extreme though

» Pairings: scout x reader

HEADCANONS ❕

A baseball athlete and a cheerleader? Gold combination.

Oh he definitely loves you so much

love seeing you cheering on him in games absolutely loses his mind when you cheer for him specially in his games

Always hyping you up during one of your performances even cheering out your name.

“YEAH! THATS MY GIRLFRIEND THERE!BEAT IT SUCKAHS—!”

Honestly the school doesn’t even know how you and scout even end up together.

He always mentions your name to his team, which makes them groan in complaint.

You two will be in the locker room and he will have his arm resting on your shoulder or holding your waist while he talks to his teammate.

PDA guy— will spin you around carry you on his shoulders anything to show you off.

And yes he will show himself just for you to see during a game tournament event.

Expect a kiss every time he scores or win.

“Babe—babe—did ya see that? That touchdown? I did that for you. Now C’mon, where’s my kiss–What? In front of everyone? Well yeah that's the point!”

Love seeing you in your uniform and will not shut up about how good you look.

Even when you two are together he still get little nervous around you 🤷‍♀️

If a some football player tries to flirt with you? He he’ll be irritated the audacity on that guy thinking he can charm around his girl?

Interrupts the conversation and his hand will drape into your shoulder showing that your already taken

“Oh what’s up? Didn’t see ya there. Babe, let’s go.”

And then you both walk off and plus you giggling.

I guess he still has to balance his education so you always tutor him at any subject he’s struggling with and help each other out.

Arcade hang outs! And then you both will hotdogs together later on.

If he gets injured during practice you’ll definitely bandage him up with his goofy smug of his admiring you while you do the work.

……………………

Ight that’s it;))

[fatfuckingcatsstuff]

Fuck it, two asks in a row 💫cose i can💫

How about mercs (ur choice bestie) x reader whos a climber, full out monkey mode

Heavy is basicly a jungle gym and hes not the only one to suffer. There is a spider jumping around the walls on every map they play now. Holding to walls with no holds no problem and stuff.

(Climbers are so cool omfg)

I prefer platonic but if you get any nice ideas for romantic then go for it

Thx in advance even if you decide not to write this babe <3

~🫀

What's up shorty sure I can absolutely do that

ALL MERCS

oh what the absolute fuck

why can you do this how are you even able to do this when did you discover you could do this

Someone could be in the kitchen trying to grab a nice snack after a long day. Then from the corner of their eye they see their co worker hanging off the fucking ceiling munching away on a sandwich.

They lost something and can't find it? Boom it's taped onto the ceiling now haha.

Initially impressed by your skills yet still somewhat a little horrified.

Don't get him wrong, he's amazed at how you can just scale from wall to wall without falling. He's just scared he might catch you in a horrifying position late at night staring at him, or rather.. waiting to pounce from anywhere.. 😨😨

Scout

Guess whos going to exploit that skill of yours to annoy another merc!!

You guys are the annoying duo now. Teaming up every round, and absolutely demolishing the enemy team with your wack ass skill combos.

Soldier, Demoman, Pyro

Dear lord what the fuck even. No major reaction to it but are silently impressed at how you are able to stick to any surface.

Will get a little scare here and then everytime they catch you in positions you arent supposed to be in, like on the walls for example.

"Oh fucking 'ell mate."

"Mon dieu."

Sniper, Spy

Oh mein gott!

Impressed and would totally not try to implant spider dna into you. (SPIDERMAN REFERENCE!?!? 1!?2!2(#(#!#!#)

Would try to persuade you to let him experiment on you. Trying to see if he could enhance your skill even more, perhaps make you able to climb faster and extend your endurance.

Medic

Oh that's awesome sauce. Would gladly let you swing around them due to their bigger bodies. Making it the perfect jungle gym for you. Anyone who walked by would be a little dumbfounded to see a big guy have their co worker swing here and there from their arms as they did their usual jobs.

Loves to watch you perform any tricks you have up your sleeve. Though a little worried you might lose your grip one day, fall and hit your head.

Engineer, Heavy

[wisteriaiswriting]

Befriending Scout and Sniper

Words: 466

Request: Hi! Huge fan of your writing!!! (Tf2) I was wondering if it would be possible to request a male reader who’s a new mercenary, around high school age, who took the job to leave an emotionally abusive and toxic family life. They’re finding it very hard to adjust to life with them because of their anxiety around an entirely new group of people. At first, they barely speak two words to them, maybe a few communications on the battlefield, but Sniper and Scout get them out of their shell when they find out some similar interests, especially in art (with scout) and nature (with sniper). Once they  become better friends and talk more frequently, their confidence gets a lot better and the mercs realize they’re a lot more chill than they originally seemed.

Requested by: 🪣 anon

“That seems like everything…” Miss Pauling was flipping through her small stack of paperwork, pausing suddenly one on. “Oh, actually, there’ll be a new guy around, I’ll be back with his details.” Glancing over at Medic during the last sentence before leaving.

“Oh yeah! Hopefully he’s not some old geezer like you lot.”

***

Days later Miss Pauling returned, this time with someone new in tow. And it turns out Scout was right, you were nowhere near the others in age, probably younger than Scout himself. Luckily most of the other Mercs were busy doing whatever they were doing, leaving Scout and Sniper to welcome you.

“Hey dude, let me show ya’ around even Snips will join us!” Throwing an arm around your shoulders while pulling you closer, “Mate–” “I’m good.” Gently but quickly removing his arm, “I’ll go set up my room.”

The two watched you pick up the few things you had brought, which was much less than either of them expected. Surely someone of your age should have more stuff, but what do they know?

***

Even as the weeks passed and the fights started up again, you barely changed. The main difference was now you had an official uniform. Giving a few call outs here and there but you were almost a second Spy with how quiet you were.

Today the team decided for whatever reason to get out early, it might’ve been the fact they lost last time but who cares? A few mercs were hanging around one spot, talking about whatever, Sniper and Scout were up in Sniper’s normal spots. Scout had started rambling about a new comic when Sniper spotted you.

You, who was sitting next to a flower, likely the only one. A small sketchbook was open in your lap while you were drawing, which somehow caught Scout’s attention. “Yo, they can draw? I gotta see what they’re doin’!” “Scout, the match is about to start, you can bother them after.” “Ugh, fine!”

***

“Yo, Y/N!” Just as you were about to leave the locker room, you heard the already familiar voice of Scout, or as he insisted, Jeremy. “You gotta show me what's in your sketchbook, I saw you drawing a, what was it?”

He was really thinking about it, “Mick said it was a… desert pillow?” “Willow, a desert willow.” “Yeah, that. He wouldn’t shut up about them when he saw it. You two should talk more, actually, MICK!” “Quiet down you, what do you want?” “Y/N really knows his flowers, you two should be friends.”

“Just because we like plants doesn’t mean we sh–” “Yeah, well…” Almost instantly you zoned Jeremy out, looking over to Sniper, only to see him doing the same. “Let’s get outta here.” Following him out leaving Jeremy ranting to no one.

[awkward-writes-shit]

Ficmass Day 1. Snowballs with Scout

Snow wasn’t exactly something you’d expect to see in New Mexico, but you weren’t complaining, especially with seeing your boyfriend so happy at simple snowflakes. Which lead to where you are now. Snow stuck and melting in your hair and pants slightly wet as you get smacked with another snowball, causing you to let out a yelp that was followed by a giggle.

“Are ya even trying?” Jeremy mocks, rolling another one in his hands. “C’mon, just because ya love me doesn’t mean that ya should go easy on me, sweet cheeks!”

“Not fair Jeremy! You’re too quick!”

You crouched down to roll a snowball only to hear the rapid crunch of snow before being tackled down and feeling Jeremy’s weight keeping you down as he peppered your face with warm kisses. A strong contrast to the previous tingle of cold on your cheeks.

“Shit, it’s gettin’ cold. Pretty sure there’s some coca inside?” He mumbles, sitting up and offering you a hand.

“That’d be nice…”

Sorry if it was short. I promise the rest will be on time!

1/12

[supernova41st]

Scout getting horny for everything

Scout x Reader (Headcanons)

Warnings: Smvt with no s€x, Female Reader, Mentions of lingerie bras/magazines, and perfume stealing (MINOR WRITING SMVT, DNI IF YOUR UNCOMFORTABLE!)

Divider by @uzmacchiato

Scout couldn’t keep his eyes off of you since you two began hanging out. He had the mind of a teenage boy and a dog in heat, especially when he saw your bra strap when you wore a tank top at his house. He couldn’t keep his eyes off of your bra, it looked almost exactly like the Victoria Secret catalogue that he kept under his bed. He accidentally slipped out that he noticed it when he was blabbering on about god knows what.

“—Anyways, I can see that bra is doin’ some work on ya”

“??”

..yes, he did regret saying it.

When you invited him to your bedroom for the first time he went into straight panic mode! He had never been in a bedroom of a girl he liked and wanted to fuck. The smell of your room alone got him horned up, he did a fair job at hiding it.. that is until you left the room. He immediately went on a little hunt for anything that could’ve hinted at you being a s€xually active person.

After a minute of digging through your drawers, he couldn’t find much.. until he found your mesh bra! He was shocked. He held it up in front of his face, confirming that the cups of the bra were almost completely see through. Had you always worn this around him?? Why didn’t you tell him sooner? Millions of thoughts went through his head, until he later decided to stuff it into his pocket and save his fantasies for tonight.

Bras weren’t the only thing that turned him on. He later noticed the perfume you used frequently on your desk. He’d never thought he’d be into scent stuff, but here he was, stealing the bottle of your 38$ perfume so that he could spray it onto his pillow. Lord, here he thought he’d have the ladies thirsting over him.

You touching him? Sends him into orbit. He nourishes the feeling like he’s getting his virginity taken. Even you tapping on his shoulder gets him to space out in the moment, not even noticing that you’re trying to get his attention.

“Hey, Scout, you know where my perfume went?”

“…huh?”

“I asked if you know where my perfume went.. are you okay? You’ve been acting kinda weird lately.”

Fuck. He wishes he can tell you how hard he’s been for you, but he’d rather touch Sasha than tell you about how he stole your perfume so that he could smell you on his bed. So for now, he’ll stay humping his pillow every night, wishing it was you underneath him..

“..I’m good, and nah, it was probably Pyro. I can smell that shit on him”

[kingqueensoobscene]

VALENTINE’S DAY WITH THE SCOUTS

heyyy it’s been a while! Enjoy this little treat while I keep procrastinating on my real quests :3

Red!Scout:

Scout loves just about anything, however he loves when you let him pick the date (He likes to outdo himself). He chose to drive you down to the Teufort community fair and spend the afternoon there. Being a shortstop for his brothers had its perks because he was asked to stop playing after winning you 3 stuffed animals. Afterwards, he would order takeout and rent a movie for the night while cuddling you on the couch. 

Blu!Scout:

Scout’s mom would bake for him all the time before she passed away and now he wants to do the same for you. You wake up to a delicious breakfast, then he takes you out to the riverside within the town to have a picnic. An assortment of cheese, a small cake he made the day prior and drinks with spreaders and glasses. You gift him a little basket full of his favorite candies and that science fiction novel he wanted since it came out.

Lil Pootis!Scout:

Your whole day is planned. First, Scout peppers you in kisses to wake you up before giving you a big smooch on the lips.  Then Pootis is spoiled the moment he wakes up with juice and some candy. You two have breakfast with the team before taking Medimedes and Pootis to the park. While the two birds play, Scout has his head tucked underneath your arm. Then he playfully hits your stomach with a wrapped box. Remember that thing you wanted weeks ago? 

Lil Pootis!Blu!Scout:

He is not the best at gifting, but Spy told him he should stick to flowers. So, Scout got you an expensive bouquet. He’s a douche, but I do not see him being a cheapo. He’s down for whatever, but honestly, he would rather have a bonfire at the base and just talk with you. He can make a mean s’more. He likes collecting butterfly knives and custom engraved lighters, so if you got him a switch with the Scout’s emblem on the inner blade, he would squeeze you into a hug (which he never does).

Ass Pancakes:

He does not know what to do for this holiday, never really celebrated, so he unintentionally drags you around for the entire day. Messing with people is his favorite pastime and you are his favorite person, so what more could he ask for? Especially when his buddies come along with him, then he gets even more ecstatic. If you want something more relaxed, the most you get is him hugging you while sitting on the roof and taking pictures with him all day. Seriously, get him a Polaroid, he would always use it.

7th comic!Scout: 

Jeremy did not want to leave his kids alone on Valentine’s Day, it’s a special day to them. He always buys them chocolates or flowers and they do something fun for the night. This would be your second Valentine’s Day with them, so you decided to get them gifts as well! They played with their new toys while you and Jeremy made dinner together. He definitely owns a cute apron. After playing some games with the kids and putting them to bed, you two finally got some privacy.

New Again!Scout:

Honestly? He gets you some slushies and takes you to a basement show. Much like Lil Pootis!Blu!Scout, he regulars at this one venue by his apartment (his team does not have a base, it’s more of a meetup situation). Then afterwards, he goes to the after show at the 24-hour diner and gets you breakfast burritos. If you are not a fan of concerts, that’s cool! He would be down for some recreational fun if you were (he got some weed from his dealer earlier that week). 

Boston Boarder!Scout:

Despite how people look at him, he is an absolute sweetheart. BB!Scout is my version of Scout in his early 20s before he became a mercenary and lived his life in Boston as a skater. He meets you at the park and gives you a bag full of candy and some extra things you wanted for a while. Then you two spend the whole day and night walking around the city and talking and shopping around until you grab some drinks and head back to his mom’s house to watch TV. 

Magnificent Nine!Scout:

All he wants is a day where you two can relax together without worrying about the other teams. Unfortunately, you two do not get that. The fighting is constant and always will be. That does not stop him from getting you something small, like a drink at the bar or asking Engineer to make a custom add on for one of your weapons. When you two get even a second alone, he is holding you in his arms.

[hypernova-writes]

Meant To Be

Pairing: Older!Scout x Reader.

Synopsis: You and Scout have recently started dating again after not seeing each other in years. You're helping him set up Christmas, and caring for the children...with a surprise for your boyfriend as well~

A/N: HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONNNEEE you all have made the second half of this year very special for me!! I joined this fandom in July thanks to my friend and I've had a wonderful time so far!! I can't wait to see what the future holds <3 hope you enjoy~!

"JR! No come back here!"

Childish giggles filled the house as you chased Jeremy's youngest, Jr around trying to make sure he was properly dressed before Scout's Ma came. She was coming to spend time with her grandkids since Jeremy already hosted the mercs on the 24th.

You finally caught up to the little runner and swept him up into your arms, kissing him on the cheek and making him squeal as you placed him down.

You watched as he ran to tackle one of his sisters as you feel Jeremy wrap his arms around you.

"You're doing so good Babydoll..Such a good momma.."

You chuckle as he sways with you in his arms. His face in the crook of your neck.

The two of you had been dating for a year after rekindling with each other, with you having retired before the rest of the mercs. You and Jeremy were always close, and played around with dating before but now that you were older, you two wanted to make it official.

Jeremy chuckled as he watched his two oldest run by before he places his hand on your lower stomach.

"I can't wait til we can have one of our own Dollface..they'll look just like you, and I'd love them all the same.."

You smile softly and turn in his arms, kissing his cheek, then his lips, hearing a chorus of 'ews' come from the children who were peeking around the corner.

Jeremy was about to playfully scold them before there was a knock at the door. The kids all went scampering towards the door yelling "GRANDMAAA!!"

Cathyrn barely had time to make it through the door, as all 7 of her grandkids were attached to her. She giggles as she shuffled through the small crowd of children before coming over and kissing Jeremy on the forehead, then pulled you into a hug.

"Ahh! You two are so cute together~! Jer! You better keep this one, I like her alot."

Jeremy smirks as he wrapped an arm around your waist and pulled you close to his body. "..I plan on it Ma! She's my world..and I let her go once.." He leans so that your heads were touching.

"And I'm not lettin' her go ever again. She's perfect."

You blush bashfully and avert your gaze from your boyfriend which only made his Mom giggle.

"Well come on! I brought gifts for the kiddos and you two!"

You all head into the living room where Cathryn handed gifts to all of the children, you sat on the couch with Jeremy watching as the kids happily squealed and started playing with the toys gifted to them by their grandma.

You motion for Cathryn to hand you a small from under the tree with Jeremy's name on it. Jeremy seemed to have the same idea, as he got up, excusing himself to get your gift.

You carried on a conversation with Cathryn, who was holding Jr, who was playing with a stuffed animal that she gave him. The two of you talked until Jeremy came back in.

"Ahh Babes. Can you close ya eyes for me? I want this to be a surprise."

You looked to Cathryn, then smiled, closing your eyes as he asked.

Hearing him shuffle, before he cleared his throat and spoke. "Hey..you can open your eyes now."

When you opened your eyes, you gasped as your hands flew to your mouth, "Oh..Jeremy..."

Jeremy was down on one knee, that same adorable smile that you loved on his face, with a ring in his hand.

"Listen..(Y/n). I was naive then, I let you go, but now that I have you now. I don't even want to let you go.."

He rubbed the back of his neck nervously before finishing:

"Will you marry me?"

You nodded happily, holding out your hand so he could slip the ring on your finger. You pulled him into a tight hug and rocked him from side to side for a bit.

His mother, who was moved to tears wiped them away as she smiles at her son. "Oh Jer..I just know you two are gonna be so happy together.."

Jeremy chuckles as he pulls away from your hug, and tilts his head. "Soooo, how about your gift babe? Whatcha got for me?"

You giggle as you grabbed the box from beside you, before holding it out to him.

He takes it from your hands, being slow to pull the bow off of it before he opened it. Inside?

A positive pregnancy test.

Jeremy froze for a bit and it concerned his mom before her showed the box to her.

"Oh (Y/n)! Youre-!" She clapped her hands excitedly as Jeremy pulled you into a tight hug, buring his head into the crook of your neck.

You wrapped your arms around him and rubbed his back, was he..crying?

"Baby? Are you crying?..."

"Hell yea I'm crying! You..You..you just became my wife..and gave me another kid! These are tears of joy!"

Jeremy pulls you into another kiss before turning to the kids and clearing his throat.

"Alright! Everyone! From now on, (Y/n) is staying with us..and..you're getting a new sibling!"

It took the kids a minute to process but they soon exploded into cheers and all of them came running over to You, you did your best to hug them all as Jeremy looked down at you.

"Thank you Babe.."

"No need, Jer..you said it before..we were meant for each other..now we're expanding our family.."

"Yea..we are..— wait! Jr no! Don't eat that!! That's an ornament! Ma! Get him!"

"I got him!"

You chuckle as you watch your new Mother in law and your future husband chase around the 3 year old.

You had a family, your not so little family.

With the one you were always meant to be with.

Happy Holidays!!! 💞

[the-laughing-lunatic]

Hallo! Was wondering if I could request some platonic headcanons for Scout, Heavy, and Spy with a reader who likes to imitate their voices for fun? Sorry if zhis is a bit odd-

(Holy shit this idea is so freakin cute. Also first ask!!! I was giggling like an idiot when I got this. Thx for requesting!)

Scout, Heavy, and Spy with a reader that imitates their voice (PLATONIC)

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

☆Scout☆

Oh man

MAJOR ego boost for this man

Goes straight to his head, you can’t stop it

Thinks he’s the coolest guy in the world

You thought he talked a lot before? Get ready for him to yap all the time now

Gets used to it really quickly

The rest of the team fuckin hates it

One loud-ass Boston voice was enough but now there’s two???

He absolutely uses as a defense in any argument

“Yeah? Well at least I don’t need to talk in another guy's voice.”

All in good nature though

He thinks it’s sweet

☆Heavy☆

When he first heard you he thought there was a spy in the base

Very relieved when he realized it was just you

A little puzzled but accepts it

Will teach you Russian and the proper pronunciation

“Okay, repeat me. Да.”

“Da.”

“No, no. Да.”

“Да?”

“There it is!”

Slightly insecure of when he speaks English since he feels it makes his sound less intelligent

So to know that someone likes his voice is really nice

☆Spy☆

Thinks you’re making fun of him at first

He can’t go one day without hearing a “hon hon hon baguette” from Scout

Secretly impressed by your accuracy but he’d never say that to you

He’d imitate your voice in retaliation until he found out that you just did it for fun

“You'd make a decent spy, you know. Not as good as me, of course, but decent.”

Y’all would imitate the other team together for funsies now

But bro casually drops the craziest lore he knows when you do it though

“Oh mein gott Heavy, it appears you have found out my secret!”

“Yes doctor, but do not worry. Heavy will tell no one about doctor’s secret diary with drawings of Heavy in it.”

“Wait Medic has what?”

“You didn’t know?”

“No! Tell me everything. Now.”

Congrats you just got a gossip bestie

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

[mrsvalentinefucker1]

Spy,scout, sniper, medic getting high

Maybe nsfw?

imblasted so there might be spelling errors

Spy: he wouldn’t be the type to get high just whenever. He has to be so stressed out of his mind for him to just spark up a joint. But when he does, oh my god. Different person. He’s so calm it’s scary. Sitting there in his own little world just dozing off. He does enjoy smoking with other people but he prefers to be alone so he can play his music and dance around (fruity tbh)

Scout: scout smokes every. Day. #Potheadscout. He definitely gets like 10x more horny when he smokes. He just got all that pent up energy. Gotta bust one out. He probably starts smoking and then just keeps doing it all day/night. Like “oh my highs wearing off” *sparks another bowl*

Medic: he prescribed it to them. He smokes but he definitely doesn’t like it because he starts tweaking. Fr.

Sniper: He smokes all the time you can’t tell me otherwise. That man SPARKS it. (I love him so much) he loves smoking alone, no one else. He is so calm when he smokes but every once in a while he gets too greened out and starts genuinely tweaking. Y’all know that sfm where he starts screaming whole throwing Jarate, I think it’s literally called ‘meet the Jarate’ or something. But that part is how hed act. I’ll attach the clip

This ⬇️

[scoutsbabygirl]

Just gonna drop this in <3

Scout x shy!reader.

No matter how much they try, they can't bring themself to confess. With Scout taking full advantage of this trait.

hi friend! ofc <3 enjoy this little blurb!

it had been many months since you confided within spy. you pleaded for guidance as he stared at you blankly, drawing his cigarette from out of his mouth. a puff of smoke left his mouth before he responded dryly.

"perhaps you try your chances." he concluded before opening the door to his smoking room while gesturing for you to leave with an open palm. you knew it was best to leave now than to aggravate him.

there had been three or four conversations just like this with a similar ending all theming with "try your chances, take the risk, what is the worst that can happen?" you repeated to yourself walking out of the once ambient room into the bright tuefort hall. the worst that could happen is he says no and you both get uncomfortable in each others presence and never speak to each other again. you briefly thought about dying on the sandy new mexican dirt then seeing him running and jumping over your bleeding out corpse instead of finding a medpac for you.

today was different, you laid on top of your bed, holding a book to your chest. you wanted to open the pages and get lost in the world of words, yet, it would be hard to stay focused and absorb the text written on the bright white pages. then it hit you, a memory of him laughing, swiping dells hardhat from his bald head and seeing jeremy jump back and remark about the engineer's bald head. his smile was so large, how his freckles complimented his face, how his nose crunched up when he laughed hard. even though his laughter was boisterous and echoed throughout the southern desert. you felt warm in your soul. you wanted to tell him how you felt but couldn't muster up the courage to even open your mouth.

a tear ran down your cheek. then another. then another from the other eye. you sat up, still clutching the book facing the pillows laid neatly on your bed. the tears came down until you began to audibly sob, attempting to mask the noises but shoving the book in front of your face.

how embarrassing would it be is soldier were to hear these pathetic noises from your room? he was growing on you- even after all the yelling.

you would be humiliated if tavish heard your weeping. would you still remain his drinking buddy on monday nights into tuesday mornings? then promise everyone that was the last time until it continued just a few days later that week.

a little knock interrupted you and brought you back to reality. your eyes shot wide open. the door creaked open little by little, somewhat cursing yourself for not locking it. at the time, in your head it didn't enter your mind to lock the door behind you. you could feel someone behind you. you didn't know who. little pitter-patters against your rug that you bought before moving hit and the noises of rubber rubbing against each other hit your ears.

and with a little muffled giggle you already knew who it was. a warm hand was placed on your back, which you melted right into the much needed warmth. behind you, you felt a dip in the mattress and crayons fell out of a yellow box, spreading all over the neat blanket.

"sure, we can color." you wiped your face once again, trying your hardest to conceal your emotions.

a familiar gas mask was looking at you as they got themselves comfortable on your bed while holding out a colouring book. it was your favourite- one of candies and cupcakes. you turned around to face pyro, thanking them for the colouring session as it got your mind off things. you had taken it upon yourself to learn sign language to communicate with pyro, which excited the firebug immensely. they signed something back but you couldn't piece it together entirely.

"me? you? scout?" you asked aloud in an attempt to piece your thoughts together, not entirely understanding what they were trying to convey to you. you watched as pyro flipped through the pages of their colouring book, scribbling something down on the last sheet of paper which was blank.

"scout said to get you." was written in dark purple writing which was surprisingly eligible and neat.

"why?" you questioned. "where is he?" you continued, picking up one of the dull sage green crayons. in a quick swift motion pyro raised their hand and pointed to your wide open door making a "mhpf!" noise through the thick material covering their entire face.

"is he outside?" outside the door?" yet you didn't receive a response from the firebug. you took that as a sign. could jeremy possibly be outside the door.

pyro scribbled something with a sky blue crayon.

"do you like him?" they wrote. this made you more suspicious. you made a comment about how jeremy could be under that suit it was so obvious. earning a muffled laugh from pyro. you covered your hand over your mouth whispering if he was outside the door simultaneously attempting to sign your inquiry. pyro nodded.

"yes but i don't have the courage to-"

"see! i told you i was right!" you heard that vivacious voice from right outside your room. you jumped a bit by the sudden noise with your cheeks turning into a light pink blush scattered across your face.

the room and hallway suddenly got silent. you would be able to hear a paperclip drop across the base it was that quiet.

"why can't you stay silent for one fuckin' second, you fuckin' drongo." you recognized mick's heavy and low drawl.

"sorry. i was excited." a few moments later jeremy spoke in a low monotone voice.

you looked back at the opened door to where the voices were emitting from then back to pyro, whom was still busy drawing in their book like nothing seemingly occurred. you felt confused yet butterflies flew around in your gut as this little interaction validated your feelings towards scout and those feelings were reciprocated vice versa.

suddenly, the door burst open and there appeared scout. he quickly walked behind pyro and found himself next to them on your bed. in another context you would have found this moment exciting yet it seemed as if the entire base was waiting right outside your dark oak wooden door.

"well, (y/n), i think you're really sweet, you make me laugh, uhh-" he looked up at the ceiling, trailing off his words. "i think your personality is great." he turned to the door which your eyes trailed there in confusion. spy was in the doorway with an eyebrow raised rolling his hand over and over as he was trying to signal to the younger boy to continue on with his waterfall of compliments.

distracting you, pyro made a gesture as they were yawning which earned a snicker from you.

"i think you're beautiful, smart, witty, clever, there are so many adjectives i could use to describe you. i admire you. you're the first girl (or boy or person) that i've felt attracted to without thinking about having sex with you in a broom closet."

you heard and annoyed sign from spy and a chorus of "what the hell's" and "jesus, scout" and something incoherent from soldier.

"and if im being honest, (y/n)-" he stopped briefly, pondering his words in his head again. "i like you a lot- i might go as far as saying love but i don't want you to think i'm crazy or love bombing you or something."

you smiled at him, feeling the butterflies do backflips in your stomach as your cheeks must've looked like summer roses.

"if you're insinuating for us to go on a date then yes, i would love to."

which was met by a high five between scout and pyro and a chorus of cheering from the men flowing into the doorway.

[phoenixthegreat101]

Pls... Scout and pyro with a punk reader.... Pls... Pretty pls

okay, since you asked so nicely. This can be seen as platonic or romantic

Scout + Pyro with a punk reader

Them both when they first met you:

They both think you’re so cool

They both follow you around like lost puppies, complimenting you endlessly

Scout wants to be like you so bad

When you gave Scout an old leather jacket that you had he almost cried

He feels so cool in it and wears it pretty much everywhere

Brags about how cool you are to anyone who’ll listen

kiss this man and he faints on the spot

You gave Pyro an old pin with a skull on it and they wore it around the base for weeks.

best trio friendship / relationship ever

Sorry this is so short, but I'm working on a few other things so yeah. -Axel