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[fanofspooky]

Cube Zero

2004 • R • 1h37m

A young programmer whose job is to watch over the reality-warping Cube defies orders to rescue an innocent mother trapped in one of its rooms.

[sysig]

Good skeles, like you lots (Patreon)

[actualjenna]

cube and enrico rocking my summer attire

[thatdeadaquarius]

Imagine everyone in genshin could physically see when you lag. Collecting some sunsettia then my ping sky rockets to 999 and im frozen for a good minute in the middle of doing an attack 😭

SOB bro ive gotten caught in some DOWNRIGHT SILLY lags before- i would pass away if they saw that

Esp since i get them stuck then just start laughing my ass off 💀

This gif took me out this is so funny 😭 i had to put it here LMAO

I accidentally made Venti jump on top of a Aranara house when I was first exploring Sumeru and did that "flying in the air/jumpin down pose" but just. Through a palm leaf, he's just fluttering in the wind it was painfully ironic 😭

BRO

BRO

Bro.

What if u were isekaied to Genshin but it still has game rules, and so now ur like a character too,

SO U CAN ALSO LAGGGG STOPPP 😭😭😭

I would constantly be omw to the Backrooms 💀

Glitching thru magic shit bc im inpatient and wanna hurry (lagged myself thru some domain steps once)

OH MY GOD-

IF THEYRE AWARE

OF EVEN JUST YOU LAGGING THEIR BODIES

DUDE 😭

So this is unrelated to lag shit, but Ive just done so much silly ass things in game that they would find just as funny or dumb 💀

♤

So, When i first started Genshin I was on some Shit.

I had only rlly played one or two open world games before, and even then not for a long time, so I just like did the stupidest things

I was fighting in those early domains in Mondstadt right, and I had just gotten to the cutscene with Lisa and Traveler, I think thats all who were there

And I had just finished the last battle in the chamber, so I had just deployed Baron Bunny from Amber but killed the monsters before it could go off-

SO IN THE MIDDLE OF LISA TALKING- JUST AN EXPLOSION HAPPENS STAGE LEFT OFF SCREEN AND INTERUPTS HER LMFAO

I LITERALLY APOLOGIZED TO LISA I WAS CRYING LAUGHING SO HARD

(no pls dont make her aware of that for me she would bully me forever)

I FELT LIKE I WAS JUST CAUSING THESE CHARACTERS PROBLEMS RIGHT OFF THE BAT LMAO

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And I also didnt know about boss monsters yet (i didnt watch anyone play genshin/know where or what they were lol goin in blindfolded essentially)

So im running around Mond. and I start fighting a Cryo whopperflower for a little while, im not high level yet, and deadass MID SWORD SWING-

I GLITCH THRU A TINY CRACK IN THE ROCKS BC ITS OPEN ON THE TOP RIGHT??!! SO IT WAS JUST SOLID GROUND TO ME AND IM JUST FALLING-??!!

AND THEN I LAND MY ASS THE GIANT CRYO FLOWER REGISVINE AND I STG IT LAGGED AND WAITED FOR A MINUTE BEFORE IT STARTED MOVING LIKE IT WAS CONFUSED TOO-

AND ITS LEVEL IS LIKE IN THE RED

AND THE FALL KILLED AETHER (which I also didnt know could happen 😭TRAUMA) SO I JUST SUDDENLY HAVE AMBER OUT- !!??

BRO THAT WHOLE SITUATION MADE ME THINK I HAD ANGERED THE TINY FLOWER SO BAD IT JUST BECAME HUGE-

I WAS LITERALLY SCREAMING AT MY SCREEN "AMBER FUCK RUNNNN OH GOD AETHER'S DEAD???!! "

BC I WAS LIKE LEVEL 14 VS. ITS LEVEL 36

Talk about an all-knowing creator god 😭😭

Thatd be so embarassing if they remembered that 💀 aether would literally bring it up all the time to get to me

AMBER WOULD PITY ME AND HAVE SYMPATHEY NOO

♧

Then later on in Liyue, theres a chest underneath these guard statues hidden by a bush right? And one of those Geoculus star things too, and i have my compass out trying to find all the Geoculuses(?)

And Im like, " ok towards the statue??"

THEN I JUST PLUMMET- AND I IMMEDIATELY INSTINCTIVELY LIKE, SO HEARTBROKEN AND DISTRESSED SOUNDING "nOPLEASENOTAGAIN- oh, ohhh my godd" my heart was racinggg i literally sighed and I sat there for a minute breathin heavy 😭😭

My team wouldve had a heart attack and field day with me doin shit like that, theyd be like

"This our god? This you?"

Aether has so much blackmail on me 🥲

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If I had a mora for everytime I fell on a boss monster in Genshin Impact, I would have 3 mora.

Which isn't a lot of mora, but it's weird that it happened three times.

Cheers,

💀♒️

(we updated the logo bc im stupid and didnt realize i couldve been typing that the whole time)

♡the beloveds♡

Srry figure it was close enough id tag yall anyway

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist

[bomnun]

231211 Weverse media update - Welcome to Shinwon’s birthday party!

[constantvariations]

"Blake hitting Sun was a production miscommunication!!1!"

Tell me what's more likely: a miscommunication so bad that it goes all the way from concept to final product without a single person catching it OR the guys who wrote Yang and Blake shoving each other in v2, Nora hitting Ren in v4, Oscar getting assaulted by Qrow and Jaune in v6, and Weiss holding her unarmed little brother at sword-point in v8 MAYBE like to write people hitting each other for no good reason, and, when fans didn't like that decision, they threw animators under the bus to save their own worthless hides

Man, pattern recognition is just so hard

[tkclips]

I was robbed of Ben and fei bestism, I could’ve had it all like their dynamic would of been amazing I mean like there frenemies? Co workers who hate each other but got no one else to talk to? Dynamic was cool and all but look at their wardrobe, their emo asses, wanting to be leaders, hating the umbrella’s, the emo gay cousins like cmon it all crashed and burned in front of my eyes I want to throw up 😫😫😫😫

[rubixpsyche]

I'm way too eepy for someone who "isn't depressed"

[presidentcircles-assistant]

A Sphere after barging into a random square’s house then proceeding to scream a geometric progression at him

[sodafrog13]

i love you youtubers who makes videos on incredibly niche topics and only that one incredibly niche topic you are the backbone of society

[c6jpg]

who the fuck decided you NEED dendro to beat the dendro cube. this is bullshit

[deus-ex-mona]

little brothers and their will to #slay, man </3

[sysig]

Sit literally anywhere else, why are you choosing to suffer (Patreon)

[raayllum]

I'M ABSOLUTELY DYING FROM YOUR NEW BANNER, ON THE MOON AND STAR RUNES JUST LIKE THEY SHOULD BE

listen i know who i am as a person

[sans-slash-wheatley]

hey portal folks? what the fuck is cave cube?

[radioves]

hey chat i think y’all should watch all of liam vickers animations real quick like right fucking now or else i’m gonna uhhh um uh