Pangur scratched the baby (shallow, not serious) and at this point I'm all for it. he's too rambunctious about pouncing on her to play. 100% against corporal punishment for humans, but amongst cats..... well, young man, perhaps you should experience the consequences of your actions >:( you've been alive for a few months now, grow up. get a job.
sally, over iris message: so how’s the semester going? are you studying properly? i know you mentioned having an exam tomorrow morning
percy: shockingly, i think i actually am
sally: okay good. i was worried you and annabeth would spend too much time together and not enough studying
percy: what? no of course not. in fact i haven’t even seen her today since i’ve been studying so much, like you suggested, so we don’t distract each other. we are both totally responsible adults.
sally: aw good! i’m glad to hear it. so quick question, which of your textbooks is responsible for the golden blonde hair i see by your shoulder?
percy, side-eyeing the strands of hair as they slowly get pulled away:
sally: *giving him the mom eye*
percy: having girlfriend time and cuddling is just as important as reading textbooks
annabeth, appearing from her hiding place under the covers: seaweed brain! why didn’t you just say we were studying together?
percy: …that, would have been the more logical thing to say, wouldn’t it?
sally: you know sometimes it really shocks me that you two are still alive