#cursed posts

[nunalastor]

Somebody needs to draw Human Alastor like this pls I'm begging. Just a weird lil guy marching off to commit felonies after his day job.

But also this TikTok is great.

So watch it

[redlipstickcigarette69]

jar him jar him

[goldenspirits]

[lewishamiltonstuff]

More cursed reaction pics for y'all ☺️

[hiddenmoonbeam]

when @polaroidcats was making her beautiful collage for this ask from @werewolfenthusiast I promised I would draw Shririus for her, so here have my very sherious and not at all traced Shrek Wolfstar AU fanart 💚

[will80sbyers]

us when we had constant discussions for nothing because Mike ends up being straight and dying a tragic death and El imagines their wedding in her mind in the finale:

[i-have-n0-1deas]

I was bored scrolling through my camera roll when i found this cursed picture....why do i have this saved? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ womp womp suffer now

[theconsciouscrow]

Welcome to the "Ilkka Villi Multiverse of Madness"!!! Your one and only source of news about finnish actors who just can't stay still!

Ooooor are just too angry with a certain "Game Award", so they will act a whoooooole movie by themselves, to make sure the Collective Unconscious can prove their point!!!

Isn't that amazing???

So heeeeeere are our year of two thousand twenty three, so far, in the Ilkka Villi Multiverse of Madness, powered by Remedy!

We have Sad Cat Ilkka:

Unhinged Ilkka:

Demon Ilkka:

Latin Grammy Ilkka:

"Delete This" Ilkka:

"I-Dont-Know-What-I'm-Doing-Help" Ilkka:

And of course,

The one and only:

Alan Wide Ilkka

[frownyalfred]

I'm cursing you forever for the mental image of a depowered Clark having to go to Bruce and explain he doesn't feel right and Bruce having to essentially potty train him.

Im so sorry. I don’t know why I posted that. I just have questions for DC Comics that nobody seemed brave enough to answer.

[miguelhuerta23]

Could someone draw Wally sitting in a jean chair? I NEED this.

[teal-skull]

Bojan saw the place crash fic on Ao3 and liked it so much he went to NYC to play it out

[nunalastor]

I need more of Alastor without the slutty fucking jacket on

[redlipstickcigarette69]

:3

[titleknown]

...You think in contrast to Gandalf Big Naturals, Sauruman's big naturals come in multiple pairs and in rows, each a different hue for his Many Colors?

[hiddenmoonbeam]

Tbh i am a little worried about Shirius, he looks a bit too skinny to be an ogre :( i hope hasnt been forcibly kept in inhumane conditions for over a decade or something

Don't you worry! He found a temporary transformative potion and decided to prank/surprise Shremus, who was rightfully concerned at first because he doesn't want Shririus to think he needs to change for him!!!! He wants his ogre husband to look like an ogre, and what a shrexy ogre he is too just the way he is!!! No skinny green humans in this swamp wtf!!!! But Shremus didn’t need to worry either because Shririus is very confident in his own body, and after clearing that up they had a good laugh about it, and once the potion wore off and Shririus was back to his true shrexy shrelf, they had a lot of hot and steamy shre-- *gunshot*

[spookiifi]

Alt!Cesar: You're the one with fucking Uno! *losing his mind laughing*

Intruder: I do not have Uno, so fuck off

Gabriel: You have Uno. It comes with the fucking Xbox for free

Intruder: For the last time, Stanley gave me the oldest console. It's not there

Gabriel: YOU HAVE UNO

Alt!Cesar: *crying laughing*