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[niiwa-angel]

Even More Baffy+ Animaniacs Headcanons

Back on that hyperfixation train everyone!! Remember, you can block me but you can never forget me.

The Warners have Disney merch, like Donald Duck sweaters, Mouse ears, what have you. You may think it’s to support their fellow toons but no its to get back at Bugs and Daffy when they annoy them. The Duck triplets have the same thing but Warner Bros merch.

Daffy is the first to go feral for his kids. Teacher wouldn’t let Wakko have his snack so his sugars dipped? Daffy is at school in 5 minutes ready to drag them in front of the whole school. Somebody honks at the kids while their crossing the road? Daffy is cutting tires.

Dot had to sit on a phone book when the Warners first moved in with Bugs and Daffy. Now she has a little booster.

Bugs is the driver when they have to go somewhere. Daffy is in charge of snack distribution.

Calling shotgun is a major thing in the Baffy household. Yakko is the only Warner legally allowed to sit in the front seat and he can be very happy about it. If you call shot gun, you get shot gun. this has resulted in Daffy sitting in the back with the younger kids while Yakko rides shot gun with Bugs.

Daffy deals with injuries, Bugs deals with illnesses. Daffy will buy themed bandaids for each of the kids and can be silly until they smile. Bugs is the one who can stay up all night with a sick kid, sneak the medicine into their drinks, and makes the best chicken noodle soup.

Wakko has unironically gifted Daffy a rubber ducky of himself.

Based on The Looney Tunes Show where Taz is a pet. Dot has painted Taz’s nails and put a bow on his ears. 

The Warners hide food in each of their rooms, Bugs and Daffy pretend not to know because they know its left over from them having to ration food when they lived by themselves.

Yakko feels guilty about living with Bugs and Daffy, he feels like he should be able to take care of his siblings by himself.

Dot sometimes feels that the only reason she was animated was to be the damsel in distress.

Yakko keeps a journal, it’s hidden under the mattress of his bed.

Bugs loves giving the kids piggy back rides.

Dot and Wakko give a small fathers day gift to Yakko every year.

The adult toons have a deal that they all protect the kids. Doesn’t matter what company they’re from, if a child toon needs help they’re getting it.

Wakko gives a portion of his allowance to the animal shelter because he wants all the animals to be taken care of.

The Warners often have sleepovers with the Duck triplets and Max goof. They all rotate which house they stay at. 

Wakko once ate his copy of the house key and couldn’t get back inside. Fortunately, Porky also has a copy and let him in.

When there is a thunderstorm, the Warners all sleep in a pile.

Bugs once got bitten by Dot because he accidently stepped on her tail.

 Wakko once ate a spider that Yakko had trapped under a cup. He learned it from Taz

Bugs and Daffy have an extensive wardrobe, ranging from comfortable loungewear to fancy suits/dresses because I love my boys in drag. 

Yakko has stolen some hoodies from them, he claims it’s because he’s trying to be annoying but actually he finds the smell of his parents comforting.

The Warners can all curl into balls and when they all do at the same time, they just become a mass of black fur.

[allanalightwood]

i'm like- 80% sure no one's done it yet.

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #152

Every year around the holidays, a "bug war" breaks out in the Parker-Stark households 

Not bugs as in creepy crawlies. Technology bugs. Surveillance.

Tony and Peter are both determined to figure out what the other wants for the holidays 

The two are on surprisingly even ground: Peter's spider-sense doesn't consider this a threat, and FRIDAY won't snitch. They both have to find any "bugs" the old fashioned way.

Bonus:

Soon enough the whole Ironfam is wrapped up in it. November and December become a time of yearly paranoia, everyone watching what they say and "checking for bugs." 

Even Peter's friends discover tiny bugs on them. When Ned first learns the itty bitty robot behind his coat button is from Tony Stark trying to find out what he wants for Christmas he faints on the spot

Bonus 2, Crack Taken Seriously Boogaloo:

For a bit of drama: it's all fun and games until one year Peter gets kidnapped. The situation is bad. They only find him in time thanks to one of the "holiday bugs" Tony recently snuck on

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was Bugs Bunny and was spraying my dad with cologne.

[conceptofjoy]

big believer of "as long as its funny it would probably work in cannon"

[that-rackin-frackin-varmint]

I don't remember why I felt compelled to make this, but here this is!

[starrysharks]

he's like if a woman and a man had a baby

[alanshee-keeper-of-realms]

*sits back* So one of my strangest thoughts with Bugs gags is that he can change his gender on command, this thought came to mind when I read about Chuck Jones calling him Trans(He used the outdated term of Transexual) but that he had always seen the rabbit as such, I thought instantly maybe he's genderfluid

Like literally Genderfluid like can swap genders,

A majority of his drag is that him being a badass veteran Drag Queen, but occasionally he will swap to having a female form, this can be spotted majority with his Marilyn Monroe Appearance.

In my Off the Animation Table AU Daffy and Bugs loved to play fast and loose with this Gag, they always made jokes about something happening, which is why when Dorothy Eileen their Daughter resulted in 1978, the rest of the Tunes were dying of laughter. Like you dumbasses made jokes about this happening now its happened way to go,

[spotty-bee]

[iamvery-confused]

The quality is not the best but… eh

[niiwa-angel]

More Warner's + Baffy headcanons

All the Warner's can purr.

Being kids, the Warner's aren't allowed coffee. Yakko can have 1 (one) cup of decaf a day but that's it

Bugs is the one to comfort Yakko in a panic attack

Daffy helps Wakko and Dot

Bugs tried to help Wakko through once, but Wakko grabbed onto one of his ears and squeezed and pulled on it until the worst of it was over.

Yakko may be lactose intolerant but that didn't stop him from eating an entire tub if ice cream on a dare.

Bugs called him an idiot but also stayed up with him all night while he was sick.

Daffy and Bugs don't have rings, they just get in the way. They each keep a copy of their marriage certificate in their hammer space.

Dot likes rough play just as much as her brothers and often initiates it.

When in trouble, Dot accepts her punishment, Wakko cries, and Yakko tries to bargain his way out of it.

Being kids, the Warner's are morning people. Bugs and Daffy are not morning people.

Que the Warner's busting into their bedroom at 6 am like"Wake up, sun's out" and Bugs is like "we wanted kids" to force himself out of bed

Meanwhile Daffy's like "you wanted kids, I just live here."

Like his name isn't on the adoption certificate.

[vanillashusband]

its easter and all that matters to me is seeing hot men in sexy bunny suits

[jenkys-hoard]

The duckscord brings me much brain rot

[51nn0n]

I’m very curious about somethin

[cinematech]

when you try to tell the kid watching your show about jesus and he soaks your plush in milk and throws it against the wall and sucks the milk out over and over

[canongf-archive]

the first time my dad saw eddie was when he came into the room while i was rewatching ep. 1 and i said “this is my new boyfriend” and he said “you. you mean the guy with the devil on his shirt causing a scene and also selling drugs” and i said “yes” and he said “oof. ok” but today i brought eddie up and my dad said “just saw a picture of him recently and i understood. he looks like a rockstar, very ruggedly handsome. the long hair and everything, i get it. i thought we were gonna have to have a talk about your taste in men but i’m glad that we don’t.” character development