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shayberri789 · 8 hours
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I have a question for Deaf folk around the world (or anyone who uses sign language really, of any variety):
When you discuss fandom in SL (eg: A book, or a movie, or a game), do you spell the name of the media in it's full? Or do you abbreviate it the way we do online (Eg: tloz for legend of zelda, istv for into the spiderverse, pjo for percy jackson and the olympians)? Or do you come up with sign names for them?
Do you spell it out full the first time (maybe using corrisponding full signs where appropriate eg the 'in' movement for into, or 'legend' in legend of zelda) then point back to that space to refer to it again? Come up with an arbitary nickname for it for every conversation/depending on the person?
How do you navigate fandom and character names in sign?
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woyms · 11 months
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Okay question for anyone who’s watched Sweet Tooth! What is Abbot’s accent??
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Here is a (non-exhaustive) list of free resources for different sign languages:
American Sign Language (ASL)
Australian Sign Language (Auslan)
Australian Indigenous Sign Languages
Black American Sign Language (BASL)
Brazilian Sign Language (LSB)
British Sign Language (BSL)
Chinese Sign Language (CSL)
Emirati Sign Language (ESL)
French Sign Language (LSF)
Italian Sign Language (LIS)
Indian Sign Language (ISL)
International Sign Language (IS)
Irish Sign Language (ISL)
Japanese Sign Language (JSL)
New Zealand Sign Language (NZSL)
Mexican Sign Language (LSM)
Plains Indian Sign Language (PISL)
Polish Sign Language (PJM)
Ukrainian Sign Language (USL)
Yolŋu Sign Language (YSL)
Please feel free to add on if you know of others, be it more resource for one of the sign languages above, or resources for learning any of the other 300 plus sign languages.
Edit: I updated the ASL reference to Bill Vicars, but reminder that these are just things I found around, please find Deaf teachers wherever possible! And for ASL, lifeprint.com is another wonderful resource.
Please also check out Lingvano if you want to learn American Sign Language (ASL), British Sign Language (BSL) or Austrian Sign Language (ÖGS). This app has D/deaf teachers and is designed for people who can only spend 5 to 20 minutes a day on learning and practicing, so it's very handy for those with busy schedules! Only the first few lessons are free though, then it’s around $10 a month.
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bandcampsnoop · 1 year
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4/2/23.
I'm a huge fan of Trouble In Mind Records. I'm even a bigger fan of New Zealand music. So I'm not really sure how I missed the release of the first Guardian Singles LP in May 2021. I learned about this release while shopping at Kicksville Vinyl & Vintage in Sacramento. I saw the hype sticker which says, "RIYL: Mission of Burma, Wipers, Hüsker Dü, Deaf Wish". Yes please.
Guardian Singles are based in Auckland, New Zealand, and really, you can hear the Flying Nun influence here - I can't help but think of the excellent Chills compilation "Secret Box".
There is a new Guardian Singles LP due in May 2023 - "Feed Me to the Doves". On the Bandcamp page, comparisons are made to Pixies and The Cure. And the new LP is mastered by Mikey Young.
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purecantarella · 1 year
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A Long Time Coming
not what i really wanted to post for my comeback buT THIS WAS ALREADY HALF WRITTEN SO I THOUGHT JUST RUN WITH IT!! anyway, i hope you all missed me and i will try to get more writing in, i promise. but for now, here yall go!! kim jennie x reader disclaimer/s : none, mostly floof and a touch of angst if you squint
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You think back to your entire life, never once thinking that you'd find yourself in one of the most stereotypical romcom plot trope in the book. Dashing through the airpot, trembling from the cold the rain brought you.
All for her. All for Kim Jennie.
Your entire life was intertwined with hers. Your father had worked closely with her mother during their college years, moving into the same community in New Zealand, both becoming single parents, and above all, had the same wants for their children.
You'd grown up with Jennie, especially with how familiar your parents were with one another. Same daycare, same friend group, same beliefs. It was uncanny how close you two were. You were even aligned to be in the same college, until she announced her intentions to audition for YG Entertainment.
She remembers the argument you two got into.
"You're serious?" You ask as she sits on your bed, trying to reason with you. She could tell from the furrow of your brows and the twitching of your lip just how upset you were. She breathes a sigh, "I just want to follow my own passion, N/n. Not the path our parents paved for us."
You fall back into your desk chair, averting your gaze from your childhood friend, your best friend. Eyes glued to the photo collage she made you during your 15th brithday. Jennie watches your stilled gaze as you stare at your young faces. Standing up to lean over you, placing her hand on yours.
The warmth of her hand sent sparks from your hand to your chest. Brushing the feeling off, you focus on her smile. The brightness radiating from it lighting up every night you slept over, the softness in those cat-like eyes, those soft plush cheeks.
You knew it would be better for her, but damn would you miss her.
"I know it'll be a little different..." She pauses, squeezing your hand gently, "But it'll always be you and me against the world. I could never lose you." The last part only gets past in a breath. Wordlessly, you pull her into a loose embrace. Arms draping around her waist, your head pressed against her chest, "I don't want to lose you either, Jen."
You whisper, silently giving her your blessing to leave as you nuzzle yourself deeper into her. Unbenost to either of you that your father was listening from the door, snacks in hand forgotten.
He watches as Jennie leans down to press her lips to the corner of your hairline, almost missing her saying, "And you'll always have me."
Your father keeps that in mind as you drive her to the airport, watching the tearful goodbye. He keeps it in mind when he watches you fall asleep talking to her. He keeps it in mind when he catches you making out with another woman in your class.
Most of all, he keeps it in mind when Jennie comes back to New Zealand.
"Dad, I was in a meeting. What's up?" You ask, carefully eying your assistant who fends off the angry businessmen. Suddenly, the nerves from the meeting are a distant memory when your father's gruff voice says, "You remember Jennie Kim?"
Your mind goes blank for a minute, previous stress from the meeting fading away as the memories of your first love filling your senses. Each sensation still fresh in your head, on your skin, and in your heart. Your father's words falling on deaf ears.
The last thing you caught before you thank him and tell him you won't be home for dinner is, "She's coming home."
It's been several years since you last saw Jennie, and just around the same time since you two drifted apart. She wasn't your adorable next door neighbor anymore, she was Kim Jennie of Blackpink. While you became a lawyer, choosing a smaller university to stay near home. You were successful and so was she.
But upon hearing her name again, you were a teenager just wanting her to look at you as more than a friend.
Your father and her mother spoke and arranged for a dinner just the four of you when she arrived. You'd planned all your cases around the week she would be in the country in spite of your client's irritability about all of it.
Her arrival date came far sooner than you were emotionally prepared for it. You dressed in your best, picked up flowers, and insisted to your assistant that you could drive to the airport just fine alone.
As you parked, you swallow thickly, placing a hand on your chest in attempts to calm your pounding heart. You take a deep breath and look at the lavish flowers with blue roses, lilac, and hydrangeas before whispering, "She's your best friend, it'll be fine."
Jennie was the same on the plane.
She sorely missed you but it had been years since she saw you. Would you be happy to see her? Would you want to see her? Were you the same? Did you still smile then your cheeks would flush? Do you still scratch at your nails when you got nervous? With how many questions flooded her head, she almost didn’t realize that she was landing.
As she dragged her luggage behind her, she looked around the airport for her mom. A couple minutes to no avail, she pulled her phone out in attempts to call her. A couple rings later, "Jennie! You've touched down, I presume?"
"Yeah-" Before she could say anything more, her mother interjected, "Oh! Then you'll see my surprise for you soon enough!" Jennie's mother exclaimed gleefully. A wave of tiredness washed over her and she sighed, a retort just at the tip of her tongue when someone spoke behind her.
"Jen...?"
The rapper whipped behind her and her eyes widened to a concerning degree.
There you were. Far more cleaned up than when she last saw you. Your tired eyes and loose fitting and dirty sweater evidently missing. In its place was a casual business suit, hair shiny and healthy, your eyes more alert and discerning. Her serious demeanor shattered at the look of you.
A squeal broke from her lips as she wrapped her arms around your neck. Your ears perked up at the contact, before you wrap your arms around her waist, pulling her impossibly closer. Savoring the smell of her vanilla body wash.
Jennie pulled away and looked at you in amazement while you take in every ounce of her. Not much changed, more so she just grew into her features. But regardless, you feel your heart pound harder than when you imagined reuniting with her.
"I uh..." You trail off awkwardly, only raising the flowers up to her. Like a child giving a gift to their first crush. Well, when it came to Jennie it was pretty much the same feeling. She smiles warmly at you before taking the bouquet in your hands, "Thank you, N/n. I love them." Her hand finding purchase on your arm.
A nervous laugh falls from your lips as you say, "The florist I terrorized for an hour will be very happy to hear that you liked them." Jennie looks up at you with an adoring glaze in her eyes. The smile on her face leaves you breathless and you grin like a child, slipping your hand onto the handle of her luggage, briefly brushing with her hand.
Jennie, trying to mask the flush on her cheeks, looks down. She sees how much you've changed from when she last saw you, just a teenager with their whole future ahead of them. It was odd, but comforting. You'd grown up to all that you strived for, she'd read up on some of the cases you've handled when she had down time. It filled her with an inexplicable amount of pride.
But she also couldn't tell if you would still want her around.
But then, her eyes fall down to your nailbeds and smiles, faint white lines. Maybe you weren’t too different from the Y/n she grew up with.
Once you were both hauled into your car, once again she'd felt like you've reached a point in your life where you have it figured out. A shiny and sleek black car that just oozed class and sophistication. It overwhelmed her to an nth degree.
The only thing keeping you grounded in her mind was the picked at nails you had, a sliver of what made her believe you were still the one she looked up to. The one she looked for in every friend she ever had...in every relationship she'd ever had.
You on the other hand, were just praying that your sweat wouldn't seep through your suit jacket. The anxiety of having her eyes on you weighed on you so heavily. The silence didn't help either.
You open your mouth to speak, but it shuts before anything substantial or just about anything came out. From the corner of your eye, you see Jennie smile before finally easing into the seat, gaze still locked on you.
"You really made something of yourself, N/n." She pauses as you shift the gears into drive and pull out of the slot you were in. You laugh gently at her statement, stealing brief glances, "You're one to talk, miss Jennie Kim of one of the world's biggest girl groups."
"Hope that's not all you think of me..." Jennie pouts before crossing her arms playfully, your smile softens as you lean over and pull her arms out of their position. Smoothly taking her hand in yours, in spite of yourself. Your heart catches up with the action but by this point it's too late, her fingers lace comfortably with yours.
You clear your throat and reply, "Of course that's not all I think of you..." I think of you as the first person I've ever had feelings like this for...maybe even the only one. You think to yourself.
Jennie stares at you expectantly, "You're extraordinary on stage, but nothing beats the memory of you and I just kicking back in my room with a cheesy sit-com on our off-brand cellphones on a crappy pirating site." You both laugh before you continue, stopping at a red light and looking over at her. "I guess what I'm trying to say is that I see you as I always have..."
Pausing to find the right words to say to her as Jennie waits with bated breathe. Her mind and pulse rushing at a million miles a minute. You smile goofily at her, "I see you as the amazing, smart, gorgeous girl who took a chance on her soft-spoken neighbor."
The air around you both is thick and your eyes unconsciously flick down to her lips. Jennie is shocked and is left frozen. Realizing yourself, you clear your throat and pull a forced and dry laugh. "But that's not of course without the drawback of your hair literally being all over the place, on top of your obsession with keeping everything tidy!"
Jennie is pulled out of her adoration and howls out laughing, "Shut up!"
"I swear, one or two of my jackets being left on the floor leads to a whole fuckin spring cleaning moment!" You retort as the light turns green. The rapper beside you rolls her eyes and scoffs.
"Please, if it were just one jacket as you claim, why could I not walk in your room without accidentally stepping on a clean t-shirt."
The rest of the car ride went without a hitch, falling back into your old conversations, her telling you interesting stories of the idols she socializes with, and you whining about the demanding partners and clients you have.
Before you knew it, you were at the curb of your childhood home.
You and Jennie stepped into your home, a sense of familiarity filled the rapper. She breathed in the scent of lavender and sandalwood, the only candle your father ever lit. 'Added a touch of class' he would always say. Your hand wrapped around her waist, making her jump out of nostalgia.
"Jen, I'm just going to grab your bag. Make yourself at home." You say quickly before ducking out the door again, leaving her with a hot flush on her cheeks. Damn feelings, she thinks to herself.
"Jennie Kim! It's been far too long." Your father calls from the door of your kitchen. She smiles warmly at him before jogging over to him and accepting his embrace. He pulls away, ruffling her hair. "You gotta come around more often, kid."
You grunt as you lift Jennie's luggage to the first step of your staircase. Proud of yourself you turn to see Mama Kim smiling at you, "N/n, dearest!"
"Mama Kim!" You cry happily before enveloping her in a warm and tight embrace. She chuckles and pats your arm affectionately and as you pull away, she slaps it gently. You feign distress before she says to you with playful anger, "I've been in the country for weeks and it takes me running into your dad for me to see you."
You chuckle softly before bowing your head respectfully, "Some partners just keeping my hands full."
Jennie's mother smiles deviously, the idol must've picked it up from her. "Speaking of partners keeping your hands full, ever going to woman up and tell my daughter how you feel?" Your eyes bulge as she says this.
"I swear to God, did dad tell you anything?" You ask, embarrassment pumping through your veins. She simply hums and bumps your shoulder with a childlike pout. "Like you could ever hide anything from me. Remember when I caught you sneaking in after curfew."
You eye the older woman cautiously, her eyes glued to her daughter and your father. A soft expression falls onto her face before she looks up to you. "I know how happy she makes you. You don't buy bouquets like that for someone you don't care for." Mama Kim nods over to the flowers atop Jennie's purse.
You blush thinking back to when you bought the arrangement, being so meticulous and seeking the perfect flowers to give to your childhood best friend whom you haven't seen nor spoken to in 9 years. You clear your throat as Jennie looks over at you both, eyes disappearing as her smile brightened.
"I just want everything to be up to her standard." You whisper as she closely approaches. Her mother, still looking at you mutters, "Is it what she wants though?"
With that Mama Kim walks up to her daughter, giving her a tight squeeze while you walk over to your father who was still leaning up against the door frame of the kitchen. Two bottles of beer in hand, he hands one over to you. "She looks good."
You cringe as you take a sip, "Creepy, dad." But you both laugh, before you look to the two other women in the living room looking at old memorabilia. "You are right though...those YG cameras have nothing on how she looks in real life."
There's a lull, you two sip your alcohol quietly waiting for the oven to ding for dinner. You hear your father chuckle beside you, "And that is one hell of a bouquet, Y/n."
"Shut up, dad." Your dad sputters laughing when the oven dings. You grin to yourself and walk into the kitchen, "Dinner time!"
Dinner was filled with laughter and one too many drinks. All the while you couldn't keep your eyes off Jennie. You knew even when you two were kids that she was gorgeous and that that gummy smile lit up anything and everything. She was an enigma...and she still was.
You both stumbled into your bedroom, tipsy from the evening's drinks. Laughter echoing the hall followed by shushing from one another, given your father was asleep on the couch and her mother in the guest bedroom.
Once Jennie gains her composure, she looks around your room. "Not much changed around here since I was last here, huh?" She asks as you plop down on your bed. You hum softly as she continues to walk around the room, everything was meticulously kept. Even the stack of papers was kept tidy and organized. But something out of the corner of her eye piqued her interest.
"No." The rapper gasps before bolting to your shelf, there sat a Blackpink album beside her solo album. Jennie marvels at them for a second, dust had collected atop both of them but they hadn't lost their sheen. "You big fucking nerd!"
You groan and smile before you lift your head up, mind returning once you saw what she had in her hands. "You have my albums?!" She makes out of her laughter.
You grin sheepishly before sitting up to remove your jacket, "Don't make a big deal of it, Kim. I happen to be very in touch with music, not just yours." Trying to brush her off.
Without saying another word, Jennie returns your mini-collection to the shelf, and jumps onto you. You grunt as she lays flat on top of you. "Did your bed get lumpier or is it just me?"
You laugh breathlessly, "I will throw up if you crush me like this."
There's a silence for a moment, it lingers before she rolls over her eyes meeting yours. Eyes droopier but still so bright, it sends a wave of warmth through your chest. You stroke the back of her hair lovingly, weaving your fingers through her soft locks. "I don't think I've told you just how much I missed you, Jen."
She nods and lays her head flat on your chest, nuzzling deep into your shirt. You continue, "I wanted to reach out, but I never knew what to say or I was scared I'd say the wrong thing."
"You could never say the wrong thing, N/n." Her voice childlike and faint. You knew full well how hard your heart was beating and you just knew that she could hear it too. You press your nose atop her head, savoring the moment before your lips meet the soft skin of her forehead. "I almost did, so many times...I've almost told you that I-"
A soft snore.
You shift your gaze from the ceiling to the woman on your chest, sound asleep. You smile and lay another soft kiss on her forehead, "I love you, Jennie."
After that night, you noticed that Jennie had become more clingy. The morning after while you were cooking breakfast, she was seated on the counter, feeding you freshly cut fruit as you cooked. The next day while you were walking around in the New Zealand heat, she took the time to pat your forehead dry while your arms were interlocked.
Finding new ways to make each other smile and reminiscing on the days when all you had to worry about was a paper due at the end of the week. Now, you had jobs, she had crazy fans, and there was so much pressure on both your backs to do well by your clients and her audience.
"You get me, you just get me." Jennie says before she takes another lick of her ice cream. You two had found a nice shady tree with only a few onlookers in the middle of a serene park. You lay on her lap as she talks about how demanding her company is. Photoshoots, video shoots, promotional appearances, all of it. "Trust me, I know a thing or two about that, the people in my law firm suck." You whine.
Jennie laughs, brushing your baby hairs back with a thoughtful look on her face, "They can't be all bad."
You look up at her, catching her eye, giving her a small wistful smile, "They aren't you."
Jennie's eyes widen before she nervously laughs and crushes what's left of her ice cream on your forehead. You gasp and shoot up pulling the sticky substance from your skin, "You're fucking dead, Kim!" You yell before she squeals and runs around the tree.
Her laughter makes her breathe catch before she leans up against the tree, holding her hand out in defense. "Y/n, I call truce, please?"
You laugh, shaking your head. "You stuck a cone of ice cream on my head."
"I made you a unicorn." She retorts with that damn gummy smile on her face. Before you can catch yourself, your hands press against the rough bark of the tree behind her. The smile on her face falters and you feel a twinge of hesitation in your chest. But before you can take a step back, her hand finds its way to the back of your neck. Brushing the hair away and scratches the skin right below your hairline.
She'd done it since you were kids.
Your gaze falls onto her lips, pink, hints of the strawberry ice cream left on her. You wonder if that's what it would taste like if you'd kissed her, like you dreamed of since you were 15. Jennie gently, oh so gently, pulled you closer. "You know, you should really be careful what you confess when you think someone's asleep."
A dry chuckle falls from your lips, "I knew it," You pause, just looking at her in all her glory. No make-up, no stage lights, no big crowd screaming her name. But she still blew you away. Finally, you finish, "I meant it."
Her smile grows twice as wide and you lean forward, your lips ghosting hers before her phone goes off. You hear her curse under her breath before pulling it out of her pocket, leaving you rather awkward.
Jennie answers in the phone in Korean, her brows crease instantly. She's seemingly arguing with whoever's on the other end before her hand balls into a fist behind your neck. Practically fuming, she nods and hangs up. You'd pulled away a bit to give her room to speak, but she turns her attention back to you before she says, "It was my manager, apparently they'd booked me for something this Friday."
"But your going back on Friday?" You return.
The rapper nods but continues to say, "Yeah, but there's preparation, fittings, video shoots to promote that I'll be in attendance." She breathes a frustrated sigh, before her eyes loose their spark, "I'm flying back tonight..."
The rest of the afternoon was spent with Jennie, packing everything away into her suitcase. Making sure everything was packed. Her mom stopped by to bid her goodbye and that they would have dinner when she was in South Korea again.
"Now or never, N/n." Mama Kim whispered to you while she held you in her embrace. "If I hear from my daughter that you did nothing now, I will hunt you down."
You smile and nod. After that moment in the park, you knew it was about time. Your dad called a cab and you two waited on the curbside, a comfortable yet, as paradoxical as it was, uncomfortable silence. You knew what you wanted to say, you know you should explain, and she does too.
But the words just feel like they'd fall flat.
A car pulls up and Jennie takes her bag to the trunk, thanking the driver before turning back to you. "I'm sorry I had to leave, I know you moved everything around to be able to spend time with me."
"It's no worries...Just maybe don't wait a decade to come back?" You joke to which she slaps your arm gently. She smiles up at you. Your heart is hammering again. You want to say something, you should; but all you do is open your arms to her.
Jennie steps into your warm embrace and nuzzles herself into your neck. Leaving a light kiss as she did.
Your arms around her tighten as her taxi waits on the curb, honking impatiently. She should go, you know it but as the beat of your heart echoes loudly in your ears you need to do it. The urge fills you as you pull away. 
Everything slows, you pull the mask over her lips down slowly. The idea of her rejecting you terrifies you further, hands shaking, heart pounding, blood rushing through your body quickly and you feel warm in spite of the cold winter air flowing around both of you. 
Your foreheads press briefly together as your eyes maintain steady eye contact, as if she were giving you her final permission. With a grin on both your faces, you lean in and your lips press together for the first time. 
A long time waiting, but you can’t help the smile that breaks onto your face as time returns. It was short, but it was everything you'd ever wanted since you were just kids in your bedroom dreaming of the future.
Jennie pulls away with a gummy smile on her face, you mirror the smile on her face as you cup her cheeks lovingly. Your lips littering pecks across her face as she giggles as her hand finds yours.
"I can't believe I'm leaving now." Jennie says, a pout forming on her lips. You chuckle, thumb reaching back to stroke the back of her hand. "Neither can I."
You lean down, pecking her lips again, longer than the first time. "But if you think I'm waiting for the next time you're here for a kiss like that, you're dead wrong."
The rapper giggles again, before another honk pops the bubble around you both. Reluctantly, Jennie pulls away, her hand loosely locked with yours as she gives you a shy smile.
"I'll see you soon then?" She asks, hopeful.
You can't resist the teen-like giddiness running through your body, lifting her hand to your lips. Paying particular attention to her ring finger, your pulse hammering as you look up into her dark brown eyes. "It's a date."
Before she can cancel all her schedules for the coming week, she pulls your hand away and opens the door to the car. Turning back briefly to look at you standing with your hands in your pockets, a goofy smile on your face. "I'll call you before I board."
"And when you land?" You ask.
"And every night after." She replies before slipping into the car.
You smile at her through the car window, cheeks sore from all of it. Even though you know she can't hear you, you say, "I'll be waiting."
Jennie sinks into the seat with a dreamy sigh. The driver of the car looks into the rearview mirror, seeing the wispy look on Jennie's face and you folding out of what he assumes is delight. He smiles before saying, "Must be someone amazing to get you smiling that way, ma'am."
She's taken aback for a moment, but her shock melts into a warm smile, too giddy to push the question away.
"Yeah, but it has been a long time coming."
this was far longer than i had initially wanted BUT i quite like how it came out, the parents were a little janky and i feel like a lot of the parts are OOC but still, as a story i quite liked it HAHAHAH i was typing this on my bed so my back really, really hurts rn i hope you lovelies missed me a bit and i will try to continue to bring you guys the content you deserve. i love you all so much and i'll see you all vv soon!! - r
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𝚄𝚗𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚅𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛
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Pairing: AU!Criminal Malakai Black x Fem!Reader
Warnings: +18, adult language, angst, fluff, implied smut, nuances of potential toxic relationship
Tag: @theworldofotps , @writtingrose , @aerynscrichton , @daddyhausen , @melissahausen , @unoficialy-married-to-ace-austin , @sophiewolfheart-blog , @sultryfandoms , @new-zealand-chic , @crowleysqueenofhell , @thealliasylum , @legit9thlunaticwarrior , @adamjf , @josiewrites , @seeingstarks , @irish-newzealand-idian-dutch , @whenimakeitshine1234 , @moxkindagirl , @sunshinevirus , @im-just-a-mississippi-girl , @ripleyswhore
A/N: Tomorrow (August 19th) is the birthday of my beloved babe! I’d like to wish the happiest birthday to one of the most amazing people I’ve ever had the pleasure to meet: Crystal aka @theworldofotps . This is a small birthday gift to one of my best friends, thank you for being a part of my life! I love you 🌹😘
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Annoyance seemed to be your constant mood for the last couple of weeks. You absolutely hate when he does this shit! Goes “missing”, and doesn’t reply to your texts nor answer your calls, FaceTime seemed to be unknown to him, and at this point, even a handwritten letter would be enough to settle your aching heart. But no, not to Mr. “I Decide Whenever You Get To Talk To Me” who’s too good to let you know he’s still alive. If he wants to play this game, you’ll make sure he has to deal with the consequences.
“Oh no no no no, c’mon! You gotta be fucking kidding me!” You whined in the deserted street while your eyes spotted the front door to your house slightly open. This was the cherry on top of your already shitty and stressful week, a goddamn robbery! This had to be some sort of bad-taste joke from someone in the skies above. Who could’ve known a couple of unfinished Hail Marys would come back to bite you this hard in the ass.
Grabbing a piece of log from the backyard you steadied and mentally prepared yourself for the possibility of having to hit someone in their head as you entered the living room. The strong and fresh scent of coffee hit your nostrils like a punch, and when the log fell from your grip with a loud thud on the living room’s floor, you for once wished it was a burglar inside your home so at least you wouldn’t have to deal with the petulant figure before you.
“Hello, sugarplum. Long time no see” Malakai smiled widely. His face was shaved smooth and there were still remnants of his black makeup underneath his pale white orb.
Anger was the first feeling you acknowledged, followed by relief that soon enough was replaced with hatred.
Malakai sat in the hot pink armchair, dressed in black, and with an ankle resting on top of his knee. His tattoo sleeves were on display, and his inked hands played with the Alice In Wonderland teacup in his hand.
The next nine words were the only ones your lips seemed to know how to mutter “That cup is meant for tea, not for coffee”. But upon hearing the playful chuckle coming from him, your numb state of mind was quickly replaced by an annoyed one, “And get the fuck out of my house!”
The playful smirk didn’t leave Malakai’s lips, not even after hearing your angry outburst. He simply took another sip of the steamy black liquid and moaned “Why does coffee always taste better at your place?”
You were not going to back down from this, not this time. With a determined gaze, you pointed to your front door and only spat one word at him “Leave!”, before placing your bag on one of the wooden wall hooks and taking your way straight toward the kitchen.
The loud thumping of heavy boots followed you to the kitchen and the once numbed anger began to rise to the surface.
You turned around to face the man who was responsible for your constant sorrow. “Are you fucking deaf? I told you to get the fuck out!”
Without breaking his gaze away from you, Malakai filled his cup with the freshly brewed coffee before simply answering “No”.
Your fingers closed around one of the black handles in the acrylic knife holder, instantly pulling the blade and pointing at him “Get out or I’ll make you get out!”
Malakai’s deep laugh only served to annoy you even more, he leaned on top of the kitchen island, wetting his lips with his tongue and momentarily making you forget why you hated him so much right now.
“I always loved that fire in you. You’re so…saucy” He chuckled. “So different from all the other women I’ve been with. There’s something about you that is so addicting”.
You knew what he was doing, it was with the very same smooth talk that Malakai convinced you of forgiving him the other couple of times he pulled out the same disappearing stunt, only this time you were not having it.
“Out! I’m not going to repeat mysel- What the hell are you doing?!” You screamed soon after Malakai got on top of the kitchen island on his hands and knees. He slowly crawled toward you, instantly reminding you of those predator documentaries you used to watch on Animal Planet during one of your many sleepless nights.
When he finally reached you, Malakai sat on the cool granite stone, his legs hanging from the island countertop now serving as a shield that keeps you within his reach.
“Don’t you love me, sugarplum? Didn’t you miss me? Not even a little bit?” His sugar-coated voice covered your needy heart like a warm blanket.
Shaking your head in disbelief, you asked him to leave once more, but Malakai ignored your request and continued:
“Is this because I didn’t call you? Is that why you’re so mad at me? Because I didn’t send you a goodnight text” He smirked, “I thought we surpassed that”. Malakai’s hands cupped your cheeks, pulling your face closer to his, he let his thin lips bump into yours. The feeling of his smooth skin against your chin brought a feeling of unfamiliarity deep inside you.
“I already told you that I work with some dangerous stuff, and I don’t want you to be a part of that. It’s not a safe place for a beautiful woman like you”
“Julia knows everything though. She’s a beautiful woman and still, she knows everything you’re up to! You answer her calls, texts, emails…hell, I bet you’d even answer her telegram if she sent you one”
“Julia’s different-”
“Why? Because she’s adorable and blonde?”
*What is wrong with me?!* You mentally asked yourself the minute the words left your lips. You don’t have a problem with Julia, as a matter of fact, you’ve never had one. You love her like a younger sister and know that Malakai feels the same, *So what is my problem? Why am I suddenly attacking her as if she was my enemy?* You asked yourself once again until Malakai’s voice pulled you back to the present.
“Because she works for me. Nothing more, nothing less, and you know that” His hand traveled down your face, closing his grip around the sides of your neck, Malakai growls “Stop being so fucking paranoid! And stop accusing me of cheating on you, otherwise I’ll do it just so you can have a real reason to bitch about it”.
“What a fucking asshole you are!” You abruptly pulled his hand away from your neck “How fucking dare you?! You know what? I’m so fucking done with you! Get the fuck out of my house, get the fuck out of my life, I never want to see you again!”
“You’re breaking up with me?” Malakai tried to hold back his amused smirk but it was in vain. “Are you jealous, sugarplum?” He asks, and once he sees how flustered you were, his teasing smirk turns into a toothy grin. “Come here” He tries to pull you closer to him by your neon green tank top but you successfully manage to escape him.
“Fuck off, jerk!” You slapped his hand away “Stop, Malakai. I’m serious! I’m mad at you and I don’t want you here anymore”
“Malakai?” He chuckled “What happened with ‘baby’, ‘handsome’, and ‘my love’?”
“Dissapeared once you started acting like a fucking prick!”
“I love when you get all feisty like this. It’s the perfect combination of cute and sexy. It makes me want to do bad things with you” Malakai kissed the corner of your mouth, instantly making you whine “Stop it!” in return.
The low chuckle rumbling in his chest, and the mischief playing in his eyes were making it hard for you to stay mad at him for ghosting you again.
“But you don’t want me to stop” He murmured against your lips “Because you love me”, a sinister smirk danced across his lips.
You mumbled a quick “Shut up” before he smiled, “Am I lying though?” He asked with sincerity.
“I don’t enjoy you rubbing in my face the fact that I’m a dumb bitch for loving you”
“C’mon, you know that’s not what I meant” Sarcasm dripped from every word as he closed his arms around your waist.
“Why do you enjoy making fun of me so much? Just because I’m not a heartless piece of shit like you doesn’t mean that my feelings or my heart deserves to be used as your jester”
“Heartless piece of shit? Ouch, that one hurt” Malakai cackled, his hands now rested on top of your ass, and his fingers began to knead the meaty flesh of your backside. “And who says I don’t love you?” His sharp teeth tugged on your bottom lip, pulling it down until the soft skin escaped from his grip “I do love you, sugarplum…in my own way”.
“I fucking hate your way of loving”
Malakai’s lips captured yours in a famished kiss, enabling you from speaking anything else. His hands traveled through your curves, squeezing, kneading, and scratching every part of your body. He pulled back and allowed you to catch some breath before he repeated the same previous steps.
“You don’t say that when I make you scream all night long though” He murmured teasingly against your wet, swollen lips.
“I’m not playing, Malakai!”
With an annoyed sigh, Malakai held your face in his hand. “Fine! What the fuck do you want then? Do you want me to tell you all about my work life so you and your family can be targeted by my enemies, is that what you want?”
“I just want you to stop ghosting me every time you have to leave for a job, damn it! Is that too much to ask for, asshole?!”
“If I do that I’ll automatically put you in danger, you dumb bitch!”
Before you could process everything, your hand connected to his face, the harsh slapping sound was soon replaced by another one when Malakai’s fingers landed on your cheek. Time seemed to stop as you both stared in disbelief at each other, the surprise gave place to a much more primal feeling that caused Malakai to harshly kiss you again.
“I just want to know that you’re still alive” You murmured against his lips when he broke the kiss.
“I’m not gonna die, sugarplum”
“Yeah, so say everyone, until they get shot in the face!” You stomp your feet against the hardwood floor, making Malakai chuckle:
“Alright, woman! Goddamn it, I cannot believe you’re making me say this” He murmured to himself before he nodded, “Okay, from now on I’ll let you know that I’m alive when I’m on a job, but” He added emphasis on the ‘but’ to prevent your winning grin from becoming to wide, “It’ll be on my terms! We’ll both get a burner phone and I’ll occasionally let you know I’m fine, but we're not gonna be all lovey-dovey and shit with it! Don’t call me, I’ll call you. If you try to contact me I’ll not answer you, I’ll get rid of the goddamn phone, and we’ll never do this again, do you understand me?”
“Yes” Your smile was wide and victorious, making Malakai mumble “I already regret agreeing to this”.
Your arms wrapped around his neck, pulling him down to meet you halfway for a kiss “Thank you, baby” You whispered against his coffee-flavored lips.
“So now we’re back to ‘baby’, huh?” He pinched your ass with a teasing smirk.
You let your fingers trace the tattoo on the side of his head as you smiled pridefully “Just because you decided to stop being a jerk”
“Let’s see if you’ll still think I’m a jerk after I put you in your place” Malakai’s grunt was playful as he squeezed the sides of your neck.
Your eyes fluttered closed for a few seconds, enjoying the feeling of his warm hand around your neck. You leaned forward, breathing against his parted lips “I’d like to see you try, pretty thing”.
And that was enough for him to push all the contents on top of the kitchen island down on the floor before roughly pushing you face down against the cold granite.
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i got into an argument over official languages with my nana today but she didn’t let me speak so it’s been bubbling inside of me for fucking ages so i’m just gonna write what i would say here for my own benefit :)
(for context, i live in Aotearoa (New Zealand))
the only reason you would make a language official if it’s 1. important to the people of the country and 2. it’s going to be lost if it isn’t legally protected.
English doesn’t need the protection, we all speak english, we all know english, people aren’t denied opportunities because they only know english. Te Reo Māori needs the legal standing it has been granted to prevent it from nearing extinction, again. Making Te Reo Māori an official language means that Māori people have better chances to be represented accurately in court, hospitals, schools, and everywhere else. Te Reo Māori needed to be protected.
New Zealand Sign Language (NZSL) needed to be made an official language as the deaf people of Aotearoa didn’t have access to the country’s resources outside the deaf community. Making NZSL an offical language means that deaf new zealanders get to have a translator in court, in the medical sector, in schools. it gives them a fairer chance to succeed in a hearing dominated world. NZSL needed to be protected.
English didn’t. English doesn’t. you can go ANYWHERE and speak english, and get what you want, you don’t have to jump through hoops if you are a native english speaker of aotearoa. exams are, by default, in english, you don’t need to request a translator, or translated copy. you can understand everything without a middle man in a legal setting. the doctor can tell you directly what is wrong with you. English stands to gain absolutely nothing by making it an official language. it wouldn’t change anything. it’s not necessary, and it would lower the importance of being an offical language. in the public eye, Te Reo and NZSL got a boost up, climbing their way up to be seen as a proper language, not a “primitive” language, as they have both been described. English doesn’t need the boost.
Aotearoa only needs the two official languages.
Te Reo Māori (made official in 1987)
New Zealand Sign Language (made offical in 2006)
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lilliths-httyd-blog · 3 months
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I need you guys to start humiliating Aotearoa New Zealand on the world stage as much as possible. First the greenlighting of oil exploration in our waters, then the scrapping of our Smokefree targets, and now breaching our fucking Bill of Rights and Ti Tiriti (the founding fucking document) in order to diseatablish the Maori Health Authority (so many levels of fucked up, they're not even trying to hide their ignorance and racism anymore, they're being completely open about being horrible people), and that's just the shit that forgeiners HAVE been making fun of us for (i keep a list of things they fuck up and it is LONG). the coalition refuses to listen to advice and you can criticise their policies all you want but they'll just turn a deaf ear to it all. please, I'm begging y'all, unless it's discovered that David Seymour has a humiliation kink or something, KEEP MAKING FUN OF MY COUNTRY. SLAUGHTER OUR REPUTATION UNTIL THE COALITION START CHANGING THEIR TUNE. S.O.S. I HATE LIVING HERE SO MUCH.
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hi i'm too overwhelmed to watch rhys's murray cameo and i was wondering if you know of anyone who's posted a transcript somewhere? or if there's any chance maybe you would be open to telling us the best bits/highlights of the cameo? (thank you for your post about it with the fotc bloops video btw!!)
Oh hey! No problem, I’ll do my best.
So, Rhys is wearing a very cute Murray style ensemble for this one - beige shirt, Aotearoa themed tie, brown blazer.
He opens by calling ‘band meeting!’
First question is ‘where is Murray now?’
Answer - he’s been working hard, managing a band called Great Big Cow and getting them in to perform at the Troubadour in LA. The room sold out and the band played very well - a big achievement for Murray!
After that, he’s returned to New Zealand. He goes between NZ, LA and NY. FOTC was his heyday.
(I’ve written this next bit in full because I think it is excellent advice)
Life advice to note down: when you find yourself in a scenario you didn’t expect - don’t fret! Could be awkward, could be weird, you might be upset for some reason. Could be job you don’t want to do or could be some place you don’t want to be. But just think in the back of your mind - something good can come of this. The old silver lining.
Murray’s silver lining was that a couple of ‘cool-looking idiots’ turned up on his doorstep. They had a band that needed managing and Murray flourished in this new role!
They brought amazing comedy and music to the world, and there was a sense of sadness when it ended and they had to go back to NZ.
(Rhys gets briefly distracted by a plant in the background)
People related to Murray because he showed ‘fake it til you make it’, make use of any skills you have to level up - life is a ‘big theatrical escapade’, we have to put on a character everyday and pull something out of nothing to achieve in this world and Murray was the embodiment of that.
Murray is awkward, doesn’t quite fit in, but being like that you can still make it. Having a sense of humour is a big one, but you always have something unique about you.
Everyone has a sense of humour, some have a natural gift for it, but everyone has a certain set of skills to utilise.
(Then he talks himself out of giving advice - personally I love his advice and I always want to hear more but I think he started doubting himself here!)
Then he talks for a bit about improvisation in FOTC - a lot of it was improvised! They had so much fun.
Murray’s office particularly was always improvised - they had a goal to get to, a reason for the scene, but you could work anything into the scene. It was hard to stop each other from laughing!
Some highlights: arguing in front of the map, ‘I get ridiculed all the time’, ‘on your way to a dick meeting’, the dad guitar bit, ‘you’d have to be deaf to hear that’, ‘you could have a little bit of hay coming out of your mouth’ (🤣)
Rhys really enjoyed watching it back and he’s really proud of it.
Then he talks for a bit about band meetings and how Jemaine was always corpsing - he would be first to laugh and set Bret off. B&J would often have to leave the room and Murray would do the band meeting to two empty chairs because they were laughing too much.
Rhys would still hear them laughing down the corridor by the monitors so he’d call out ‘I can hear you! You’re gonna have to go back to your trailers!’
FOTC worked so well because of the connections they all had together as a cast and wanting each scene to be as funny as it could be.
You don’t want to rely too much on stuff you’ve written in a script, if you can do it (not everyone can) then improvising can be when you’re funniest. When Rhys gets a script he likes to do a run through where he adds his own stuff and people can see if they want to add in something different that he comes up with.
He then sings ‘Leggy Blonde’ as a thank you. He misses FOTC dearly and hopes they can get together again one day and do something.
(He includes all the parts of Leggy Blonde, including Jemaine’s rap, which had me in fits of laughter)
Wow that was long, I hope that my recap isn’t too overwhelming either! It was such a fun video and brought back so many memories of watching FOTC when I was a teen.
<3
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The Hunter's Moon | Part One
The Hunter’s Moon Masterlist
Summary: Austin Butler's life changed forever in 2017. If only people knew how deep that statement ran.
Pairing: Werewolf!Austin Butler x Gender Neutral Reader
Warnings: Angst, Language, Violence, Supernatural Themes, Suggestion of Mature/Explicit Themes - 18 + Only
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Author's Note: Inspired by the headcannons of @sassy-ahsoka-tano, written with her blessing. As this is based on supernatural content, it comes with an elevated level of violence and dark themes. It is also a bit of a slow burn, especially compared to my other writing.
Song suggestion: DARKSIDE by NEONI
Word Count: 1565
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Early 2017
To say that filming The Shannara Chronicles in New Zealand had changed Austin Butler’s life would be an understatement. A foundational experience, his first leading role, the furthest he had ever been from home. But there was a lot more to it than that. A weekend alone during the filming of the second season, camping in the mountains, had altered him permanently. At the cellular level.
The lone howl in the moon-drenched night had made his blood run cold. There were no wolves…no carnivorous mammals…in New Zealand. The flash of reflective eyes across the flames of his campfire, however, had startled him to his feet. The urge to run had flooded every muscle of his body, tensing in preparation to flee. He had not stood a chance.
The great grey wolf had easily cleared the height of the flames, all four paws impacting against his chest, driving him to the ground. Claws had shredded his shirt; teeth had sunk into the flesh of his shoulder. The sound of his cellphone ringing had startled the beast off into the night, leaving him in shock. He had somehow managed to make it into his tent, to tie a makeshift bandage around the wound using his pajamas before he had passed out.
Breakfast was waiting for him when he woke, the campfire stoked, his wound properly bandaged. He had not believed a word out of that man’s mouth initially. In fact, his reaction had charted the five stages of grief so neatly, it could have been a textbook case.
Denial.
There was no way this had been happening to him. This was the stuff of myths and legends. It was scientifically impossible and besides how could it have been occurring so long amongst the crowded human world, yet no one had proven it to be true…
He had gone back to work after his days off, acted as though everything were perfectly normal. Camping had been great, very relaxing…his statement to his colleagues was as much to convince himself as them. Until the changes began to take hold: the rapid healing, the heightened sense of smell, the increased sensitivity to light and sound.
Anger.
Had life not been hard enough for him already?! What sins had tarred his soul to bring this curse upon him in addition to the implosion of his family, followed by the loss of his mother so young…
The pure rage had taken over his whole body like a roiling sea. He had snapped at any thing and anyone that had the misfortunate to draw his attention. More than one glass had been thrown across the kitchen…his damage deposit was not returned.
He had fired and re-hired his personal assistant four times that week. The fight with Vanessa over FaceTime had been the first swing of the sledgehammer at the foundation of their relationship.
Bargaining.
There had to be a way to reverse the curse. There was still time before the full moon, he had not turned fully…just flashes of unnaturally bright eyes in the mirror, claw-like nails during fits of rage. He had scoured the internet, the local library, anything he could find to see if there was a way to stop this. He would have given anything to go back in time, to not go camping, to have run up a tree…anything.
The universe had proven deaf to his pleas.
Depression.
He had not been able to pull himself from the cocoon of his bed. The bright sunlight was a mockery of the heavy, oppressive, empty chasm beneath his breastbone. He had felt as though his life was utterly ruined, his career a complete impossibility. How could a normal person hide this…let alone a celebrity?!
He had faked a flu, turned off his phone, contemplated drastic measures. The simplest of tasks took on the appearance of mountains to climb. Time stopped in his apartment as he succumbed to the weight in his heart. Every muscle ached, resonating with the hopelessness of his situation. The only thing that pulled him from his self-imposed exile were the threats of his screaming agent over the phone when he had turned it back on briefly, having hoped to indulge in some doom scrolling. He had returned to set, a shell of himself. What had once been murmured rumours was then spoken openly. Something was wrong with Austin.
Acceptance.
By the night of the full moon his body had leaned out, his muscle mass increased. The timber of his voice had deepened, the tone had richened. Every nerve ending felt sentient, at the ready for his command. With great trepidation, he had crawled into bed, uncertain of what would happen to him, his body, the people around him. He woke up naked in the woods with that same man from before, the shredded remains of some poor small creature scattered about the clearing.
He was a werewolf.
The statement was both completely absurd and as final as carved in stone. Permanent, eternal. There was no escape, there was no going back…he had been forced to find a way forward.
The man who had bitten him, Ross, was frank and honest with him now that Austin was ready to listen. After the first change, his body became foreign to him; an upgraded model that required complete re-training to operate. Any heightened emotion would trigger at least a partial shift. The greater the emotion, the more forceful and complete the transition.
Clothes were shredded at such a prodigious rate that he began shopping at thrift stores just to keep his bare ass covered. He did not see himself in his wolf form until several months in. A steam-filled shower, trying to resolve a persistent problem had brought release. Release from both his hard cock and his human form. He had growled to himself, shaking off the water droplets as they hit his fur, unable to turn it off without opposable thumbs. He had glanced in the mirror and tilted his head at his blue eyes staring back…from the face of a huge sandy wolf.
He stayed a month after filming, selling a lie about wanting more time the explore the country. Yoga, meditation, boxing – these practices had helped him gain control over his mind and his body. Unexpected shifts were mostly under control by the time he returned to Los Angeles. To Vanessa.
Being somewhat unknown served him well. He was able to develop a routine, solidify the control of his new form. May even enjoy it a little. He had found a rental property, installed a cell to secure himself away during the night of the full moon – the only night he did not have control over the shift.
The burden of the secret, however, had eaten away at his long-term relationship with Vanessa. Suspicions and rumors swirled around them. Where did he go, what was he hiding, he had changed. Though it was not a surprise, it was no less painful when the relationship ended just as he was settling into pre-production on Elvis. One last thing the universe could take from him. The greedy, cruel, grasping universe seemed the thrive on his pain.
Post Elvis, he had engaged in a publicly staged relationship with Kaia in an effort to portray a stable, normal human being. In reality, he sought physical affection from a string of women. The encounters had an expiration date of twenty-four hours. It was safer that way, to satisfy a need without risking discovery of his true self. If they never got close, never had expectations, the wolf could remain hidden. It was incredibly painful for someone like him who craved and thrived on connection and stability. He was forced to lock his heart away; it was the price of continuing his career.
Even Elvis turned out to be a curse disguised as a blessing. Yes, the role had been incredible; yes, the film was spectacular and well-received; yes, he had finally ‘made it.’ But this all came at the cost of his relatively unpublicized life. He could hardly buy a coffee without someone snapping a photo now. People around the world were fighting for every last piece of him and it felt like the walls were closing in.
He had to get out of Los Angeles.
Somewhere close, somewhere with woods, somewhere small but near an airstrip. With those vague parameters, his real estate agent had found him a sizeable house beside an alpine lake with nearly six acres to himself. It was just outside a small village named Lannet’s Falls, a fifteen-minute drive to the airport on the edge Placerville, California. An hour flight to Los Angeles.
He had felt a pull as soon as the agent spoken the name; the pictures had convinced him.
“Lake Forbearance…” He had murmured, struck by how appropriate the name was for the life he had been forced to lead.
“Oh, you know, one of those overly dramatic gold rush names.” She had giggled and waved it away with a toss of her manicured hand.
Austin reflected on how little he would miss the glossy veneer of life in Los Angeles, the perfected artifice.
“I’ll take it.” He had surprised her with how quickly he had made his decision, offered full asking.
The property had stood vacant for nearly two years, immediate possession was easily secured. He felt a sense of immediate peace upon signing the papers.
Escape.
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Read Part Two
The Hunter’s Moon Masterlist
Tag List: @karamelcoveredolicity, @mymamalife
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zephyrwynd · 8 months
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Beetle & Butterfly - The Catfolk Twins
I'm still on that Terraverse grind. It's nice to get some of this in a public space that isn't my friend's DMs... click read more to read more lol! No colors this time, I don't have the eggs for it rn.
First, let's define what a Catfolk is, by defining what Theria are!
Theria are mammalian bipedals that exist on Terra. They are classified either as Canidae, Felidae, or Rodentia and are further divided by what species they are! So, a lion would be a Felidae Theria, or just Lionfolk, for the sake of simplicity!
Hybrid Theria like ligers, wolfdogs, etc. do exist, they're often referred to as either or (in the case of the wolfdog, they'd be either Dogfolk or Wolffolk, however they prefer) or just their main classification (a Canidae hybrid). Hybrids like cat-dogs don't exist.
Okay, back to Beetle and Butterfly!
Beetle and Butterfly, commonly called The Twins in the Bronze Tower Guild, are defined by just how in sync they are. Alone, they are formidable opponents. Beetle can hear an enemy coming from a mile away, while Butterfly's mech enhancements are hard to overcome. Together, they cover each other's weaknesses and turn their unity into a strength that can not be beat.
Beetle - Master of Traditional Combat
Beetle Ratfoot is the oldest of the two, born two years before her brother. At a young age, a bout of illness left her blind on both eyes, forcing her to develop her hearing to compensate for the loss of sight. When she was only 10, she enrolled into the Solarian Guild Academy and developed a unique fighting style that helped her hone her skills. Using a modified flail weapon, she uses the heavy, hollow balls on both ends as a sonar, sending soundwaves all around her before triangulating an opponent's location. At 28, she is a master in her skill, even able to passively use her sonar hearing by clicking or chattering.
Her main strength can also be a weakness, as too much audio input can leave her dazed and confused and thus vulnerable to attack.
Outside of combat, Beetle is a cat of few words, never saying more than she needs to and always analyzing the situation. That's not to say she's a serious person – quite the opposite. Beetle often assists Butterfly in harmless pranks and has gained a reputation as an enabler and petty thief. Rumor has it she was only admitted into the Bronze Tower Guild to keep her from breaking into the mess hall. It didn't work, the kitchen still reports shortages of fish and bird...
Other information:
Age: 28 years
Pronouns: She/Her; They/Them
Sexuality: Pansexual (Aromantic)
Gender Identity: Cisgender Woman
Height: 4ft 3 in (~1.3m)
Weight: 82 lbs (~37.2kg)
DnD Class: Fighter
Human equivalent: New Zealand - Maori
Defining Markings: Dyed white stripes on ears, head
Butterfly Ratfoot - Mechanical Extraordinare
Butterfly was born deaf in one ear, with the other ear gradually losing its hearing over time. An inquisitive child, he once snuck into a Dwarf's mecha shop and built a small automaton all on his own. When he was 8, his sister joined the Solarian Guild Academy, and while he was too young to enroll, he auditioned alongside his sister, showing off that very automaton he built all those years ago. His skills impressed the Academy's Forgemaster, and he was admitted early under special circumstances. At first, he tried to find ways to replace his ears but then specialized into expanding his eyes. At 26 years of age, Butterfly is an expert technician, using drones and nano-tech to essentially create a suit of armor around his entire body. Nicknamed The Swarm, his nanobots sit underneath his fur, vibrating whenever danger is near and shooting out to form a defensive shield. Butterfly controls The Swarm through a neural chip on the back of his neck, using them in unique ways inside and out of combat.
His main weakness is the loss of his neural interface, and a direct hit from an electromagnetic pulse could leave him incapacitated for a long time.
Outside of combat, Butterfly is boisterous and full of ideas, constantly seeking adventure and excitement. That's not to say he's reckless. He is a master of analysis and planning but is often distracted by small things and obsesses over insignificant details. He was admitted to the Bronze Tower Guild alongside his sister, perhaps as a way to keep her in check. Instead, the Guild realized they were a little over their heads... Butterfly was the master planner of the duo.
Other information:
Age: 26 years
Pronouns: Any
Sexuality: Gay
Gender identity: Transgender man
Height: 4 ft 5 in (~1.3m)
Weight: 93 lbs (42.2kg) [yeah, he's a chunky boy]
DnD Class: Artificier
Human Equivalent: New Zealander - Maori
Fun fact: Each of them wear something that reminds them of their sibling. Beetle an orange bandana, Butterfly a blue ribbon.
Picrew Used: Felidaze Cool Cat Creator
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     “ one, two, three, go ! ”  strawpedoing her hit flask of half-rum, half-coke hadn’t exactly been on frankie’s bucket list for the night, but unfortunately the bouncers at the clubs are like, super thorough, to the extent where even her hide-it-beneath-your-jacket-and-carry-your-jacket-over-your-arm technique had failed to hustle them. the whole time her and max are downing their drinks, the beady-eyed bouncer is watching them, his face like an egg with two microscopic buttons and a slit in the shape of a mouth. everyone in europe is so stoic, and not even in a quirky wes anderson kind of way, just like straight up rude. feels like her, max and val are the only people around here who know how to have any fun.  “ we’re with val, ”  she says to the bouncer again, as he checks his list, consults the other security guy, and says something into his earpiece.  “ valerie, y’know ?  she’s the dj. ”  frankie mimes spinning a disk, complete with the hissing sound of a record scratch.   “ no, i don’t know her surname. max, do you know her surname ? ”  who the fuck in the villa bothered to learn each others surnames ?  miles and josh called had her castro, in that cute frat bro kinda way, but other than that… she’s got no chance.   “ i don’t even know your surname, ”  she tells max, point blank, before turning back to the bouncer.  “ look, please just ask her, okay. tell her it’s frankie and max. we’re literally staying at her place right now. ”  her attempts fall on deaf ears. they’ve queued for twenty minutes only to be turned away, and it feels like getting to the turnstiles of the superbowl only to find you’ve been duped into a ticket scam.  “ fuck sake, ”  frankie cusses, five minutes and two drags of max’s cigarette later, round the side of the club, as the two of them scan for an alternative route in.  “ why are european bouncers such cunts. is it our accents ? ”  it’s definitely their accents. feels like that episode of flight of the conchords when jermaine and bret experience racism for being from australia, when they’re not even from australia, they’re from new zealand.  “ i wish we hadn’t shotgunned all our alcohol. ”   @orumad​
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I love the IRA episode lol - I find myself humming the "God save Ireland said the heroes" song from time to time
agreed! the conspirators has a place in my heart because columbo tackles something much bigger than a single homicide and the show handles that pretty competently. it was also a very hot topic at the time, as i believe The Troubles were at a fever pitch when this episode was aired. as it goes, you find it's less about the murder and more about, well, the conspirators. it's a nice change of pace.
like aside from some dumb mistakes and devlin's accent being pretty wonky to even american ears (clive revill's from new zealand; his northern irish brogue ranges from convincing to non-existent lol), i would say in terms of cultured columbo plots of the 70s it's probably the best one. better plot than dagger of the mind (england), more thrilling than matter of honor (mexico), and certainly more nuanced and thoughtful than a case of immunity (..."suari". lmao)--which as a middle easterner i find loads of fun but pretty laughable otherwise. though if we're talking arab representation i'll take a hundred moderately tone deaf columbos over Homeland any day. but speaking of internationally-themed columbos...
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from "shooting columbo"
imagine what could have been! we very nearly got more than just geishas and fugu with a columbo in japan ON LOCATION, but producer everett chambers butted heads with peter falk on too many other things. though if you were working with falk productionside you were inevitably butting heads with him...
ANYWAY this episode is also hugely boosted by the friendship and chemistry columbo has with devlin. they're both intellectual smart asses with devious streaks so they click! it smacks of a similar caliber of camaraderie that columbo develops with carsini in any old port. here, it's so cute and fun to watch that i dont even mind the limerick rap battle filler lol
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they might not know it, but they are dating.
speaking of tune humming, i had my rebel tune of choice oro se do bheatha bhaile stuck in my head while watching this, but i'm a huge fan of the episode's musical score! i think it's one of the best soundtracks of the series and it adds to the show in a big way. i always get chills hearing those fourths and fifths...
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rei-does-stuff · 2 years
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OKAY SO IVE BEEN THINKING A LOT FOR THE PAST HOUR AND
Y’know how a lotta ppl ship Greenland and Antarctica? WELL I’ve decided to make that canon and use it for my chverse lore (tho it’s more of a friendship but whatever)
SO, 7 countries own parts of Antarctica, Argentina, Australia, Chile, France, New Zealand, Norway, and the United Kingdom. Greenland saw them going over to Antarctica’s land a lot, and got curious. He’d never been there but he’s definitely familiar with ice and extreme cold.
So he decides to take a visit under the other countries noses. Where he meets Antarctica. Antarctica at first assumes he’s there for military or scientific research like the other countries and isn’t very happy, but once Greenland explains he warms up a bit. They interact for a bit. Bond and stuff, Antarctica is grateful to find someone who doesn’t really WANT anything from him.
He wants him to come back. So asks if he could come back soon. Greenland is hesitant as the journey to Antarctica was pretty long and he surely couldn’t keep doing it everyday without the other countries getting suspicious. So they make a compromise. Every year on new year’s eve he’ll make a visit and spend the new years with him <3
HERES AN ANTARCTICA HC TOO: Antarctica is deaf and mute, uses sign language to communicate (he also uses writing and can lip read as well)!!
Yea that’s it-
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Jay Briscoe kinks
This will be fun 😈
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Primal Play: Focuses on raw feelings and actions that are evoked by natural impulses and urges. Is about tapping into your basic, primal - and sometimes animalistic - urges.
Jay’s teeth sank into your shoulder, the growl followed by a harsh bite made your walls clench around his length. Your nails scratched his forearms, leaving burning trails on his tanned skin. Jay snarled in your ear, before biting your ear lobe “Scratch me again, peaches”. You happily obliged, sinking your nails into his skin again. “Harder” His hips snapped against your ass, moving at a frantic pace. Your hands roamed down to his thighs, repeating the same actions from before…
Dirty talk: Involves talking about sex acts with your partner in an explicit, arousing way before or while engaging in sex acts.
You placed your Ipad on top of the bathroom counter so you could continue to talk to Jay while you did your night routine. Your turquoise silk robe - Jay’s favorite - was partially open and gave him a nice view of your breasts. “Hey, peach. Why don’t you open that up for me, baby?” You could see him taking his shirt off and sinking his hand down to his boxers. Slowly, your hands opened the robe completely, making him moan “Fuck, I wanna slide my cock in between those perfect tits, babe”, when you cupped both of your breasts in your hands and got closer to the camera so he could get a good view of your fingers playing with your nipples. “I wanna cum in your mouth while my cock is trapped between your sweet tits…fuck me”...
Degradation: Consensual practice of using derogatory names and phrases (bitch, whore, idiot…) to humiliate and degrade your partner during sex.
“That’s my perfect little slut” Jay tugged on your hair and sank his cock deeper in your throat. “Look at how good you can take this cock. Fuck, peaches” His forest green eyes were fixed on your face “That’s why you got me hooked, baby. No one can suck a cock better than my favorite fucktoy”...
Impact Play: Sexual practice in which one person is struck (usually repeatedly) by another person for the gratification of either or both parties which may or may not be sexual in nature.
“Faster” The impact of his hand against your ass cheek made you gasp loudly. The prickling feeling he left on your skin made you momentarily lose track of what you needed to do. His thumb caressing your chin was the silent warning for you to relax your neck before the next slap hit your cheek. “I said RIDE ME FASTER! Are you fucking deaf?!” Jay pulled your torso down to his chest while he frantically thrusted into you. His free hand slapped your ass several times before he pushed you back to a seated position “Now ride me like you fucking mean it!”...
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eph-em-era · 1 year
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"come live in wellington, it's the film capital of new zealand, you'll meet celebs on the street!"
I go deaf in one ear every winter cause my sinuses and the weather here is so fucked
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