#defeated man

[submission4]

Burglar In Trouble 3

As the burglar sank face forward onto the counterpane of Sabrina’s bed, the black-clad amazon could not resist bursting out laughing. “Men!” she chortled. “Always going limp on me!”

Meanwhile, the chloroform-drugged Gary continued to breath deeply from the soaked towel pressed up against his masked face, completely oblivious to the victorious woman’s trash talk.

Source: He Broke Into The Wrong House video by fetishmindproductions.com, available on Clips4sale.

[wrestlingarsenal]

Von Wagner rolls up Bodhi Hayward. An eye-catching image recently posted to WR's Screencaps blog.

[dykealloy]

how does shanks manage to have some kind of sexual tension with every warlord in the sea whilst also having practically zero screen time. ramona-esque dilf of the east blue. luffy wants to be king of the pirates but is stuck sailing through the several deadly seas of his dad's evil exes. they see the straw hat and it activates their fight reflex. half-convinced that shanks gave it away with full knowledge of this

[doctorsiren]

The books reveal that Ford is actually a secret partier

(Available as a print on my Etsy Shop)

(wips under cut)

[egophiliac]

we were fucking ROBBED

[veearrifarrariboom]

It was raining all day today and here we are.

No matter how free you are, you will never be free from your own body…

…but don’t let that stop you.

[narsh-poptarts]

my dark link thoughts coalesced into wonderful headcanons and crazy amounts of forced perspectives and dutch angles

also sorry HW i would have included your dark link(s) but i do not have passion for your game <3 maybe next time

Some thoughts below

I have thoughts about dark link that boil down to basically two things: 1. it's always the same dark link, and 2. dark link has a very difficult time changing.

No matter how many times dark link is brought into existence, he is formed from the shadow of link usually to test link's will. that shadow can be duplicated (as seen in HW) but generally speaking it's the same guy, sharing the thought space, you know how it is. In terms of sentience/thinking for himself, I don't think there's all that much of it. He is a dark reflection/shadow of link, so shares his abilities and thought patterns (for combat) with added aggression and. evil. i guess.

As said by navi, "conquer yourself", and all that. He's a challenge to the inner will power.

That being said!!! he can have a little bit of individuality, as a treat. Just in the form of being mean and sadistic <3 he's got thoughts, he's not just a combat doll (tho in times of low power, or a greater power having the reins, he reverts to that), so he can be frustrated, vindicated, happy, etc etc. though when your thoughts are mainly "evilevilevilevilevil" your idea of these emotions are a bit skewed.

When he's summoned for each different link, i hc that it's all the same magic, so the same dark link every time. he "remembers" in an abstract sense of his role in the same way a link or zelda "remembers" their own reincarnation. tho his is less of a reincarnation and more being used over and over again. a persistence.

The iteration that's summoned reflects the current link at the time, the part of link that needs testing/defeating, so it's not an existence that he himself can change to match the present. he's locked to that first copy/shadow only. So if he were to have a second encounter with an older link, he'd look like the first time they fought, unless he was specifically re-summoned. i hc he's got limited magic, so this is not something he can do himself.

in a links-meet scenario, his form would be limited to those specific forms of the links, and it would always be the points in time in which he first encountered them, unless there's other magic either he or someone else has access to to allow him to change forms to match.

now you might be saying at this point "wouldn't he be a weaker match if he was put up against an older link?" yeah probably lol. but also!!! i like the idea that with the limited magic he has, he's able to change juuuust enough to stay relatively evenly matched. being able to play to different strengths and all that. but the base stuff is still the same, so he is decently easy enough to read if link remembers the kind of stuff he was pulling back when he originally fought dark link.

dark link also knows about all this so while limited to the particular skillset, is able to adapt slightly.

but yeah been thinking a lot about a links-meet au where dark link is there choosing a different link to be every time he appears to the party.

though there are a couple links that he never impersonates in their games!!! so can't change into those guys unless he gets a new round of copycat magic.

Anyways goodbye guy standing there with standard camera angle, i have dutch angles and forced perspective

[oscahpitlane]

mclaren P1 in the Gingerbread Grand Prix goes to Oscar Piastri. 😆🍭

Sometimes babygirl is a 23 year old man doing his best

[happypeachsludgeflower]

During the five years Shen Yuan was dead, a glitch in the dormant system occurred. Liu Qingge defeated and killed Luo Binghe to retrieve Shen Qingqiu’s corpse. Because there was never a chance for Luo Binghe to give up besides death.

Liu Qingge gently takes Shen Qingqiu from Huan Hua Palace and returns to Cang Qiong, but as he does he begins to notice the world around him is… weird. He doesn’t know what to call the jittering of colors splicing out of reality, but he knows it’s wrong. He’s uneasy as he makes it home and begins the process of laying his Shixiong to rest, and keeps watching out of the corner of his eye as the disturbance in reality gets worse as time passes.

And then, right as midnight is upon them, the world around him blacks out and he comes to in his regular bed on Qian Cao Peak with Mu Qingfang worriedly scolding him for getting hurt again in his last fight with Luo Binghe. And the longer the conversation goes on, the more déjà vu he experiences as the conversation follows the same pattern it did just that day before. And not in the normal, familiar way. It’s word for word, moment for moment what happened before he went to fight Luo Binghe for the last time.

Liu Qingge gets up and leaves the sect and returns to Huan Hua to find that Luo Binghe is there and waiting for him once more.

[missmetus]

[kozukihiyori]

Denji's Loved Ones in Chainsaw Man Chapter #183

[larabar]

last one for the night. sometimes he's just got those big ol eyes

[adrixivy]

Peter is always making jokes and laughing in missions. Imagine he’s not. He’s tired and he has many assignments due the next day that he just want to finish before sleeping but he’s forced to join the mission because apparently, it’s a large scale mission and every Avenger is needed there. Luckily, there’s no evacuation since that was handled so imagine the attitude he has during the mission. He may or may not have even increased the amount of strength he exerts into his hits by 20 percent because he doesn’t have the energy to adjust give mercy to this people. So he’s punching everything slightly below half his strength which is still very painful for an average person

The Avengers are summoned to a mission where Alchemax’s captives which are mutants from different universes are basically having a prison outbreak. There’s a portal which if the mutants are thrown into, they are sent back to their universe. Peter basically sees it as whack-a-mole.

Peter in the most deadpanned voice: Bam. Back to your universe *knocks out a mutant with a punch and throws him into the portal*

Tony, noticing Peter’s lack of energy and tries cheering him up: Hey kid! Highest score wins?

Peter looks over tiredly and nods. He cracks his fingers, stretching and warming up before he’s up and about, charging at the mutants silently, no quips whatsover coming out of him like usual. He punches the mutants a few times harder than he normally does and they’re out like the light. (He’s basically insomiac spiderman atp) and he throws them into the portal easily. He does this, basically rounding up the group of mutants, coloring the avengers mildly surprised and definitely concerned. Not sure of Peter or the mutants he’s beating and sending off like whack-a-mutant

Soon the mission is finished thanks to him and Peter is seen zombie walking towards the Quinjet, where he inevitably flops onto the seats and sticking to it so even with a rough ride back home, he’s stuck onto the seats till he’s woken up. He treats the time as a nap before having to work on his assignments.

[babyblankyerror]

What if when Stanley went to help Stanford after receiving the postcard he was shorter than the other twin and it just baffled Ford, made him so shocked that he just couldn't focus on the very important task at hand?

Stanley Pines is not supposed to be shorter or smaller than Stanford Nerdy Pines... What the heck.

And that's how Ford realizes how malnourished his bro is :3 and nothing bad happens and he takes care of him uwu

With Stan being shorter, Ford has more of a physical demonstration that Stan IS the YOUNGER sibling. Not the protector or the powerful bright man he built in his head. That's his lil bro, guys

[daydreamey]

inquisitor lavellan: 🧍‍♀️is there....any chance that solas might listen to reason..?

everybody else:

[michelle-jwhssp2719]

"Don't you want the world to know true beauty, Sixer?"

Or, Bill Cipher trying sooo so hard to convince Stanford to have their baby