#diets are evil

[trusty-transgender]

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Watermark added only for the tumblr post. Big thanks to Glaze and Nightshade for protecting my art and shout-out to all of you who love garlic! Make your food taste good!

This is the design without the words "Garlic Slut" but that one is available too

[ayo-edebiri]

SANTA CLARITA DIET (2017 - 2019) I 1.09 The Book

[stitchurl1pz]

[yuri-for-businesswomen]

we need more feminist horror

[rambrandt-the-painter]

been watching like. videos on marketing. I'm getting brain worms from this i love you company

[warpedpuppeteer]

10 shows, 10 people game!

Game: Add 10 gifs from your favorite shows and tag 10 people.

Tagged by the ever sweet @snowviolettwhite 💜

9-1-1 (my emotional support family 🥹)

Warehouse 13 (another found family show 🥺)

Grimm (I can't explain how much I love this one it's like spn but happier) (911 lovers Lou Ransone is in this one and he has so many shirtless scenes lmao)

The Guest (Korean horror) (I'm actually not into horror but the fact that this is one of my fav is so funny. It's more the 3 main characters than anything, I loved their interaction)

From Today It's My Turn (Japanese) (this one's so silly and hilarious)

The Librarians (another found family show!) (yes Albert from 911 is in it. so is Elliot from Leverage)

Person of Interest (literally my babies 😭 i'm sorry i couldn't add root/shaw 😭 also you WILL sob)

Unbelievable (heavy but so 🤌🏽 based on a true story)

Beyond Evil (Korean) (Lee Dong Sik 😭😭 this WILL destroy you)

Dark (German) (actually haven't completed it yet but s1 is exquisite)

Honestly there's SO MANY shows that I love but I tried to include diverse ones and some not so popular ones.

Honourable mentions: Haven (if you know this one I'll love you forever lol), Kotaro Lives Alone, Ragnarok (Norwegian), Kingdom (Korean), Signal (Korean), Tunnel (Korean), The Following

No pressure tags @scknight05 @lemotmo @eddiediazismyhusband @jackwhiteprophetic @diazguzman @begebege28 @mazzystar24 @syfygirl1998 @monroemary @ofqueensandwitches and anyone else who wants to do this!

[aquidragon]

Lunchbreak [Leon Kennedy x Reader]

Rating: E (for everyone)

CW(s): None

Word Count: 1092

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Your knuckles rapped against the amber wooden door, and your shoulder leaned onto the solid surface as you tried peering in the office window. The lights were dark, the only light came through the blinds of the window on the left wall. You purse your lips, stepping away from the door, the brown paper that contained your husband’s lunch was tight in your right hand. 

Normally, Leon was pretty punctual about remembering to bring his lunch to work. In fact, he looked forward to eating food that you had prepared for him the night before, since he never knew when the next time he’d be able to enjoy home-cooked food, due to potential calls to missions. 

You stood awkwardly in front of his office, looking around the hallway, trying to spot his familiar, feathery blonde hair. The occurrences when you’d drop into his work were rare, but you had taken the day off and your husband forgot his lunch. Usually, you’d just drop into his private office, but he wasn’t there. 

Your foot tapped anxiously, trying to decide on what your next course of action, the weight of last night’s leftovers felt heavy in their Thermos. You were torn between two options; go home or let Leon starve for the rest of his long shift. 

Loud footsteps sounded down the hallway, catching your attention. A lone woman, holding a thick packet of papers, her DSO tag clipped at the hem of her navy blazer. Your head explored your options one last time before you walk over to her, stamping out your anxiety as you did so. 

“Hey, I’m looking for Leon Kennedy.” The words came out more like a question, as you gave her a friendly smile, flashing her your visitor badge. 

The female agent, with graying brunette hair, looked at your badge closely. “Oh, Kennedy is in a meeting. He will be stuck in it for at least another hour.” 

Your face dropped into shock, eyes bulging out of your skull. “At least?” You squeaked. You couldn’t stay at the DSO building for more than an hour, since you too, were on your lunch break. 

“Unfortunately, it’s an important meeting.” The brunette’s voice was authoritative, and snarky, which began to frustrate you. 

You felt your teeth gnash against each other, as you struggled to gather your senses. “I just need to give him his lunch.” 

Her eyebrows rose up on her forehead, in a doubtful expression. “His lunch?” She parroted, mockingly. 

“Yes,” you sneered, “his lunch. Can you take me to him?” 

The woman sniffed, before finally nodding her head. “Fine, follow me.” She turned on her heels, before clicking back down the hallway. 

You almost sighed in relief, shoulders relaxing as you trailed behind her. She led you to two large, double doors, with large paper taped onto the windows. 

“DO NOT DISTURB MEETING IN PROCESS”

“Stay here. I’ll fetch him for you.” She glared once at you, before slipping inside of the two doors, closing them before you could look inside.

Your mouth fell agape as the door slammed in your face, without another word. You stood for a couple of seconds, before the woman came back out, looking quite aggravated. “You can come in.” Her voice was dull, “-he said he wants to see you.” 

You couldn’t hide your snide smile as you walked past her, into the large conference room. It was illuminated by pure sunlight, through the wall of massive windows that lined the walls. Leon rose to his feet as he spotted you, lips curling in a thrilled grin. The three other men in the room exchanged glances. 

He walked over to you, and cobalt eyes brightened. “What are you doing here?” He whispered, sounding surprised. 

“You forgot your lunch.” You couldn’t help but mirror his expression.

Your husband glanced down at your hands spotting the paper bag that you held tightly in your hand. “Oh, I’m sorry, you didn’t have to bring it; sweetheart.” 

Your cheeks flushed as you felt the eyes of the other people in the room on you, low whispers of gossip passed between them. The woman agent’s eyes were wide, and her mouth dropped open. 

“I didn’t want you to starve.” you grinned at him sheepishly. “What kind of wife would I be?” You winked at her, making the woman instantly turn away.

Leon seemed to catch onto your snarky attitude, pressing a peck to your temple. “Thank you, Mrs. Kennedy.” He glanced back at the other people sitting at the roundtable, one woman and two men. 

Poor gal. 

“We’ll reconvene in fifteen, I need my lunch.” He nodded at you, hand wrapping around your bicep, giving it a loving squeeze. “Come back with fresh minds and ideas.”

With that, he guided you out of the conference room, walking down to his office with you. His name, spelled with golden brass, was across the top of the door. You smiled it as he fished for the keys, hanging beside his holstered gun. The door clicked, and he gestured for you to step inside. 

As soon as the door was shut behind him, Leon pressed an affectionate kiss to your mouth. You giggled into the kiss, as you sat on top of his oak desk. “Sorry that I interrupted your meeting, I just intended to drop it off.” 

Leon scoffed, rolling his eyes. “They weren’t coming up with anything interesting.” He grumbled, flopping into his leather office chair, taking his lunch from you. “You saved my life in more ways than one.” 

You chuckled, looking down at him as he started to take the contents of the bag out, his stomach audibly rumbling. “Just a cup of black coffee for breakfast today?” You joked, ruffling his blonde locks. 

“Close,” he smirked at you. “A cup of black coffee and an untoasted bagel.” 

You huffed, crossing your arms, dramatically. “You need to eat better!”

“I’d rather spend my morning snuggling with my wife, than making breakfast,” Leon whined, looking up at you from your position on top of the desk. “I’m not cooking at five in the morning.” He added, taking a bite of leftover pasta. 

You snorted, unable to hide the smile on your face. “No wonder you’re always hungry, Leon.” 

He looked up at you again, in the middle of a bite. “More hungry for your delightful cooking.”

You rolled your eyes again, playfully. “My husband is such a flirt.” 

Leon grinned widely at you. “I love you, and your cooking.’ 

You pressed a gentle kiss to his headache. “-and I love you.”

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[elfhunk]

if you are wondering why i go off on tangents about health and wellness culture it's because i did accidentally make it one of my main hobbies & interests out of gay carnal lust for the male form.

but also!

i used to run youth programs! and it was in my contract to do physical and nutrition education!

so after talking to a bunch of kids and parents learning about all of the systematic ways people are alienated from their bodies and opportunities to enjoy using them, i've realized helping people find ways to enjoy their bodies within their ability and financial means is really important to me.

because it is in fact possible to find ways to enjoy moving your body without it becoming an evil toxic thing that you resent. it's just that finding those activities when fitness spaces have by and large aligned themselves with the great evils of diet and weight loss culture is way harder than it should be.

but they are worth finding! or making yourself! because when you do, these activities are wonderful opportunities self care & community. where you pick things up and put things down. or shoot a bow. or skate around a roller rink tackling people. or climb a big rock.

the other reason i yell about it is that it's crazy how much even super basic resistance training can do for your body if you sit at a desk all day. like, in terms of your bones and muscles just feeling good?

everyone talks about stretching your wrist or whatever but no one is out here talking about making your back and shoulders stronger as a whole system.

[tillman]

happy halloween

[trusty-transgender]

If you like this design you can buy it here on phone cases, shirts, etc.

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Watermark added only for the tumblr post. Big thanks to Glaze and Nightshade for protecting my art and shout-out to all of you who love bread, garlic, onion, fruit, and all the shit that diet culture has condemned. Make your food taste good!

[isfjmel-phleg]

🥜

[lupins-hehim-pussy]

There was a joke in the Wriothesley Not-Birthday arc that didn't make the cut but it basically was someone being like "YOU WERE SKINNY??" when looking at Sigewinne's toddler pictures with her dad (Neuvillette is the one taking them, obviously). And Wriothesley is like "I was in the hospital for like a month. No shit."

[showdown-of-the-undead]

Here are the competing characters!

Sheila Hammond (Santa Clarita Diet)

Lily Hoshikawa (Zombieland Saga)

Diggory Graves (Hello From The Hallowoods

Eliza (Z-O-M-B-I-E-S)

Luke Patterson (Julie and the Phantoms)

Armand (Interview with a Vampire)

Brook (One Piece)

Kevin Wettsworth (Hunter: the Parenting)

Gerard "Gerry" Keay (The Magnus Archives)

Sasha Rackett (Rusty Quill Gaming)

Specter Knight (Shovel Knight)

Shuos Jedao (Machineries of Empire)

Quatach-Ichl (Mother of Learning)

Sissel (Ghost Trick)

Missile (Ghost Trick)

N (Xenoblade Chronicles)

Dahlia Hawthorne (Ace Attorney)

Mia Fey (Ace Attorney)

Vandemon (Digimon)

Bakemon (Digimon)

Shalltear Bloodfallen (Overlord)

Sunako Kirishiki (Shiki)

Chizuru Kirishiki (Shiki)

Ainz Ooal Gown (Overlord)

Olivia Voldaren (Magic the Gathering)

Isabella von Carstein (Warhammer Fantasy)

Khalida Neferher (Warhammer Fantasy)

Lenore (Lenore, the Cute Little Dead Girl)

Ragamuffin (Lenore, the Cute Little Dead Girl)

Della (Goosebumps)

Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil)

Drusilla (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

First round matchups will be announced tomorrow!

[littledqiryqueen]

‧₊˚ ཐི ♱ ཋྀ ‧₊˚.

introduction !

- i go by she/her and im unlabeled/bicurious ? im not rlly sure haha

- i lovee loki laufeyson, american horror story, you, final fantasy, hannibal, greys anatomy, bones and all, resident evil, girl interrupted, silent hill, alice in madness, miss peregrines home for peculiar children, etccc

- my blog is mostly just me reblogging stuff but im looking for new friends , so im open to dms :) no need to ask

- i mainly listen to a lot of lana del rey, hozier, nirvana, jeff buckley, hole, sufjan stevens and cigarettes after sex, jack off jill

[trappedinafantasy37]

We have finally reached the climax of Act 2 and so much has happened!

Look at this loser on his knees, angrily accepting mercy!

Such fookin dorks! How the hell am I supposed to take them seriously when they go around doing shit like this?

Had a very constructive conversation with Ketheric. Apparently he doesn't like being shown mercy so he ran away from the fight. AGAIN!

"Waaah! My god abandoned me!" Join the fuckin club buddy!

Wonder if Minthara recognizes Daedra's face?

She definitely recognizes Orin's!

What an icon!

Love the faces she makes when she's talkin about world domination.

Shadowheart, being the dramatic bitch that she is, cut and dyed her hair. Too bad Minthara is colorblind and cannot tell that she and her girlfriend now have the same haircolor! Imagine going through all that trouble giving yourself a completely new hairstyle, hoping your girlfriend will like it, and she can't even tell what's different. I'd be bawling.

Finally! Only took me 30 hours! This dating simulator has no business having combat and existential conversations about gods and stuff.

Welp, just like that. Act 2 is over! Now onto Act 3. With Shadowheart having turned over a new leaf and abandoning Shar, who knows what kinda choices she's gonna make from now on. And who knows if Minthara is gonna approve of them. But, hey, Minthara loves her Shadowheart. No matter what the future holds, Minthara is loyal and devoted and intends to stand next to her girlfriend until the very end.

Here, another lesbian photo dump. I got a little trigger happy this act. I will not apologize!

<The Gauntlet of Shar | Beginning of Act 3>

The Story of Act 2

[sockmonstergotstyle]

“Dean you shouldn’t text while driving” I’ve literally watched you rip a man’s throat out with your mouth