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[dirtfullofwork]

Ok. Here is something bizarre that I was wondering of how your OC reacted to this.

Your OC is the one who's taking orders in a fast food restaurant. Like McDonald's, Carls Jr, Starbucks-ANY.

And once they're about to take their LAST order before taking breaks.

They recognize a familiar accent from someone. A SAMOAN accent and you can hear BUNCH of people and kids in the background. (It was Kanoa and Tiala’s family by the way-)

This is gonna take a LONG time for you to take their orders. What are their reactions?

(Because I saw this on TikTok that the guy was taking SO many orders from a SAMOAN family and he was looking TIRED.)

Ruz: hello what would you like to order

Kanoa: *takes a deep breath before..*

I’ll have a mocha caramel latte chino made with skim milk with no whipped cream. Please put that in a grande cup, but use the same amount of coffee you use in a tall, that way that there’s an inch of room on top. To stir my own nutmeg without spilling any coffee at all!!

:D

Ruz: WAIT WAIT WAIT MR. TOA?! IS THAT YOU?!…

Tiala: yes!

Ruz: I can’t put all the order in my head! Can you repeat that?!

Kanoa: I’ll have a mocha Carmel latte chino-

When ruz got on her break

Nigel on the phone with her: ruz are you crying?…

Ruz sniffling and holding in tears since she is not comfortable crying in front of people: Noooooooooo, just the toa family ORDERE EVERYTHING!!

[laces-horrific-adventure]

🐾+Dirt

Are you keeping Lace safe?

dirt always keeps the guy safe but the guy is stupid and got himself and dirt and everyone else stuck in paldea and now dirt must fight for dominance with other non dirts dirt will obviously win but still annoying to dirt

[bigfatbreak]

#and also blackmail authority figures trying to get in his way of his investigations lol

lol but who is he blackmailing??

The Mayor. :D

[querytheauthor]

(your inbox is full of dirt) (..oh. and theres a few sweaters in there too. good luck cleaning those..)

Argh! Curse The Dirt Man. Fiddleford, I will get back at you for this—make sure your closet is locked. Don't ask your Dirt Man for help. Nothing in his lair can help you now.

[sadmages]

4. In developing their backstory, what elements of the world they live in played the most influential parts? 19. What is your favorite fact about your OC?

for Glenn !

GLENN....

4. Can I be real and vulnerable with you the ghost bar worldbuilding is actually so underdeveloped it's embarrassing. Although the thing about Glenn is that he's a weird rehash/upgrade of an old oc I plucked from an entirely different discontinued story and I kept the broad strokes of his backstory basically the same when I put him in the ghost bar world. So in a way Glenn's old backstory (being cursed by some sort of magic, being in a weird limbo) influenced the world I put him in (magic in some form needs to have existed there, i want there to be other in limbo creatures for him to interact with like ghosts and cryptids) more than the other way around.

19. Glenn can play guitar and piano!!! I like to think he plays either the haunted piano in the bar or his own guitar for his ghost guests at least once a week <3

[raiiny-bay]

some kel sketches i'm working on

[afkhowstrange]

Did i ever tell you that i gave Merlin the right to take any lives and will not be charged with murder yet?

Well now you know.

“All acts made by the Magister Supreme won’t be considered as crimes no matter how serious they are, every decision the Great Merlin makes is for the good of Esperia.” Is written in the law of Lightbearer Empire.

I believe the Celestials only take Dura’s orders, Merlin is Dura’s most powerful pawn so they don’t have the right to punish her either, unless Dura says otherwise…

This is more like a burden than the purge 24/7 tbh, even though Rose wouldn’t be punished, the people of Esperia will judge her based on her actions. Plus, other factions don’t abide this law.

[greenteacryptid]

Hello everyone

I have a big pit/hole in my garden

Suggestions on what you do with it are appreciated

[dirtfullofwork]

Hola linda! ✨💜 I was curious, how do you think Cat and Ruz get along or what an interaction between them would be like? 👀

Hola 👋

I feel like ruz would enjoy talking to cat ! She would ask if she likes cats lol she always looks forward to make a mutual

Ruz: hello pleasure to meet you

Cat: likewise *shakes hand*

Ruz: do you like cats?

Cat: yeah.

Ruz: I love cats aswell I can talk about it all day

Then they hang out to drink some tea or hot coco while talking about cats and other stuff :)

Thanks for the ask!

[laces-horrific-adventure]

🐾-dirt

is your trainer alright after the whole...... being stranded in paldea thing?

the guy is fine he just keeps heavy breathing and leaking from his face but then he gets up and starts acting normal again dirt thinks hes weird but its not like dirt can do much

[skeletalheartattack]

Releases pikmin creatures into your home

What will you do?

probably have sex with them i guess

oh fucm *slides my hair back and sprays perfume into my mouth* agh agh cough fuck wrong thing *sprays that other shit into my mouth then pops my shirts collar* what's up lil mamma. how about we find a quiet place to sit and make the whole place wet... EUGH!!! what's all this then!!

anon. anon. what do i do if she's a milf

[dirtychainsawconfessions]

I need an oiled up twerk contest between nubbins and choptop I know this sounds like a joke BUT ITS NOT! I want that I NEED that!!!

📬 If everyone sends a letter about this to their local member of council, maybe- just MAYBE.....

they will be extremely confused and ask please that you do not write to them about this topic again

[honey-dont]

Can we see Doctor in B2 or Penny in A3?

they ran into each other in the mall

[inlovewithyoucest]

The Autistic People of Color Fund: You got chosen for our grant! Me: Yay! TAPOCF: Would you prefer a check or direct deposit? Me: Direct deposit, please! TAPOCF: [Leaves me on read for almost a month] Me: ...?

[synobun]

What's your most hated fruit that people are always surprised to hear you hate

AVOCADO AVOCADO AVOCADO AVOCADO AVOCADO

cc: @bloodiedpunk

[ask-enchantingdelights]

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Paige sniffs at the berry and continues to inspect it closely as coos and chirps escape from his beaks. He has completely forgotten about the noctowl in front of him in his excitement, busy in his own head trying to figure out who to tell first about the new gift he was given.

The sudden familiar chime from the front door as a new customer arrives quickly snaps him out of his concentration. He welcomes them out of reflex as his eyes dart from the customer to Oakwen, to the berry, to Oakwen once again. How long have I been making dumb noises at this berry!!!

"AHEM! I hope the reading material is to your liking, please don't be a stranger at our Bowel Shop- OWL SHOP! Have an dice nay--NICE DAY!"

Paige FLEES.

( @flying-type-teacher )