#via shitposts

[crossedwithblue]

random thought bc I've been listening to Six on repeat: the queens claim that the only reason they're remembered is because of Henry, but would Henry be one of the most iconic and well-known English monarchs if not for them?

[lildoodlenoodle]

Thinking about the way noir and Hobie were most likely treated because of how they look and being severely underestimated because of it.

Hobie looks and acts like a punk. He is just unserious enough to not be taken seriously. The dude is smart enough to recreate a dimension jumping watch from scraps, that people WATCH him steal and go “ugh sorry about that, he’s always like that”. And they treat him like an instigative child. Meanwhile this man is staging an interdimensional coup and is essentially a rebel freedom fighter in his own world. He is incredibly strategic and a genius while also being kind and sticking to his guns. And as a reminder, without knowing Miles or how his powers worked for even two minutes he was able to accurately help him improve his abilities! Man is observant and a quick thinker! But he’s quiet about it!

Noir dresses and sounds like an ‘oldtimer’ bc he’s from the 1930s. People probably went “ah yes grandpa” with the assumption of a mild mannered, old, and jaded private eye. Probably thought of as behind the times and not as intelligent because of lack of experience with technology. But overall first impression was of a sensible hardworking guy, and at worst melodramatic. In reality, dude is more than mildly neurotic, has severe anger issues, and prone to getting into fights. A raised socialist activist, who has very little to lose, and has canonically burned down the Statue of Liberty, shockingly he is a bit of a wildcard. And more than likely got kicked off/quit the ‘elite strike force’ for those reasons. But he’s also resourceful, smart, and quick to adapt.

Both of these characters are going to be a force to be reckoned with when they get together. Very much house on fire that burns down the entire neighborhood type relationship. I’m very excited.

[fashion4standusers]

Anyway, if I had a nickel for every time a series had six installments that gradually escalated in ridiculousness, only for the sixth installment to end with a universe reboot and the seventh installment to pick up in a new universe where alternate versions of the original characters now exist in the distant past, I'd have two nickels.

One of those series is JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. The other is Riverdale

[theminecraftbee]

i was about to start gushing about the among us tango made that no one ever talks about because it was like, the last gasp of season seven, except then i had an EVEN FUNNIER IDEA, which is. tango as the unintentional harbinger of the server ending. with his big, overly-complex minigames and also that one time moon bunnies blew him up. canary4canary partnership with jimmy. this is very stupid but it is HYSTERICAL to me in this moment does anyone hear me,

[feathers189]

in preparation for what's to come

[wildflowercryptid]

it's all fun and games until your goofy ass kinnie jokes actually start to bring some interesting similarities to light.

[bedrotboy]

cripplepunk but instead of cool outfits, smoking, and flipping people off for staring at my mobility aids, it's literally just me lying naked in bed swearing vengeance on the overhead lights i'm too fuckibg exhausted to turn off

[pnk-spiderr]

Been wanting to make this stupid joke for ages now

[thatswhatsushesaid]

[crossedwithblue]

had an idea for a modern aubreyad AU where Jack and Stephen are next-door neighbours who never actually meet for ages, but they play duets through the walls bc it just so happens they knew the same one, and for a long time they still don't meet but slip each other sheet music in the post

and then obviously they end up meeting and getting married

[cowboy-robooty]

watched brokeback mountain yesterday.... mid as fuck. i think it wouldve played out a lot better if the main characters were yuri and jimmy from yarichin bitch club. do u see my vision?

[misteria247]

2003 Kranng: Terrifying aliens.

2012 Kranng: Terrifying aliens who kidnap people to experiment on and mutate them.

2018 Kranng: TURNS PEOPLE INTO FLESH PUPPETS LIKE A FUCKED UP VERSION OF THE MUPPETS.

[m1nts]

EVEN MORE MODERN AU ! we have julian and pat! Tbh both their fits were what they wore in their flashbacks

[explosiv-glasses]

Frost: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Kremy: I'm a knife.

Gideon, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

[kross-nyte]

I made cursed cat alastor bongo cat

[etrevil]

It's giving dead wife flashbacks but Rimbaud's actually the one dying