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etrevil · 6 months

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can I say he's a child of divorce (rimlaine) at this point

#GET A DIVORCE COUNSELOR ARTHUR #dont bring it out on the children #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd 15 #bsd fifteen #bsd 15 manga #bsd manga #bungou gay dogs #rimlaine #arthur rimbaud #bsd rimbaud #paul verlaine #bsd verlaine #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara

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midnight-roses-candy · 7 months

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What’s my love language? Glad you asked, my love language is biting. But it’s cool that yours is acts of quality affirmation or whatever from some book by a homophobic pastor.

#periodic reminder that the book which originated the concept of 5 love languages was written by a Baptist pastor and is very misogynistic #and since he doesn’t believe in divorce it also encourages women in abusive relationships to stay in them #also there’s 0 scientific backing; he made up the whole concept based on his experience as a marriage counselor for couples in his church #and has no credentials as a therapist or psychologist; his doctorate is in religious education #chomp

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miss-spookhead · 21 days

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one thing about me is that no matter how bad the metallica hyperfixation gets i still wont watch some kind of monster because i refuse to watch 1+ hours of polycule infighting and and unadulterated lars content

#mom and dad are on the road to getting a divorce #the most sane one is somehow both the marriage counselor and the poor kid caught up in the custody battle #peepaw goes to court mandated therapy #they all come together and make their magnum opus of shit #i love it #metallica #james hetfield #lars ulrich #kirk hammett

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uniquephantommiracle · 9 months

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Headcanon:

Whenever Yjh and kdj's arguments get a little out of hand and they start avoiding each other, hsy deals with them, mostly talking to Yjh during his practice in the ungodly hours of night.

Kind of like a marriage counselor, save the fact that only one spouse attends.(read: forcefully)

*this is because of the many fanfic ideas I have in my drafts, some specifically having this scene.*

#kim dokja #yoo joonghyuk #han sooyoung #joongdok #orv #marriage counselor han sooyoung needs more attention #and jung heewon can be the divorce attorney #omniscient reader's viewpoint #omniscient reader novel

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melonthesprigatito · 4 months

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I've been hurrying to finish my Breath of the Wild playthrough, so I stopped off at Rito Village to get the Great Eagle Bow again and I happened to run into Saki and I like her, so I talked to her to see what she had to say

And uh…. Hoo boy, this dialogue hits different knowing what happens to Tulin in the sequel 😬

#tears of the kingdom #breath of the wild #loz botw #loz totk #rito village #botw saki #totk tulin #loz tulin #Saki: I don't want my son to be a warrior. He's going to lose his whole childhood 🥺#Flash forward 5/6 years #Tulin age 14 lost his whole childhood: HEY MOM I'VE BECOME A SAGE AND I'M GONNA GO TO WAR TO FIGHT THE DEMON KING! 😄#Saki: WHAT #It's kinda implied that Saki is an archer herself because Teba gave her fucking Bomb Arrows to defend their home and she gives them to Link #Because she doesn't want Tulin to play with them #TOTK AU where Saki is like: I swear if the Demon King harms a single feather on my sweet boy's head I will personally go down there #and kick his ass into the stratosphere myself. AND SHE DOES.#Tens to hundreds of thousands of years planning to beat Ganondorf when he is revived gets completely side swiped by a pissed off Mama Bird #Honestly between Teba ignoring his wife's wishes to not make Tulin a child soldier and Kass abandoning Amali to look after 5 kids by hersel #I think there needs to be a Rito Marriage Counselor. Or Bird Divorce

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visenyaism · 1 year

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tlou finale/succession premiere double feature at the tumblr user visenyaism household tonight…tough day to be a nb lesbian ellie AND a failgirltwin

#shiv is just like me for real #my mom‘s succession analysis is better than my dad’s tlou analysis #because she’s a couples counselor giving me paragraphs about tomshiv divorce psychosexual politics #and my dad is like ellie WE should go on a perilous quest

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myriad--starlings · 4 months

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I really have the worst youngest sibling impulses sometimes because there's nothing funnier to me in a ttrpg than license to interrupt moments of pathos with some fuckshit.

#local birb opens beak #i know when to bite my tongue mostly i hope #but the Urge within me.....#today i got to play the campers in sleepaway and insert random commentary about whether the two counselors having an intense discussion #were actually getting a divorce

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savage-rhi · 1 year

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jrueships · 2 years

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i love the wide receiver corner back dynamic

#during the creation of football they were like 'lets make a position specifically for bitchy men #... and then another position for even bitchier men who have to try to outbitch them every game #and lets make them fight to the death #because it'll be funny'#and u know what ?#they were right.#diggs: im going to punch you in your fuckugly face you fuckugly fugly little man #eli: im gonna make your husband look so dumb youre gonna want a divorce and then ill be your marriage counselor #diggs: *comments a 3 letter acronym that violates twitter guidelines and he has to use his phone #number to unlock his account

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maremote · 1 year

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IM SORRY but nacho and lalo betraying and trying to kill each other is simply more interesting if it's part of a divorce arc. maybe black sails has poisoned my brain, if so then so be it. i don't care if it's friend divorce or gay divorce it's just more interesting if they're killing each other as part of the divorce!!!!!!!!!!!!

#we could've had mike being their divorce counselor... the hijinks we could have had....#og #bcs

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wrightfamily · 2 years

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me pulling asougi out of london and away from b*r*k post dgs2