#do you wash your hands????

[bowenoke]

edit: btw it is not safe to wear contacts in the shower! the option is included for accuracy, but please consider throwing on an old pair of glasses or just going blind into that wet box instead.

[murderandcoffee]

This whole "simp martin" martin thing has got me thinking

Like

Jon: sex isnt on the table for me

Martin (who still cant even believe he got THIS far): thats not gonna be a problem for me

jon: yeah, don't expect sex me from, I rarely--if ever--desire it

martin, ecstatic at what all that leaves on the table: THAT'S WHERE YOU DRAW THE LINE???

jon, a little horrified: I have never seen anyone so excited to learn that sex is out of the equation

martin: I THOUGHT YOU HATED ME FOR A SOLID YEAR

jon: ...

martin: THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

au where ted somehow finds out what happened with max and is just an absolute bastard about it. any time pete does anything to even remotely inconvenience him he threatens to turn him in. pete eats the last hot pocket and ted phones him up and asks him what it's like being a murderer.

[elbiotipo]

People don't know this but I shower everyday. It's not even to get clean I love showering. It's always shower time here in my house. The first thing I did when I was a kid and I moved to my new house was shower. I'm always counting the time for my next shower. I shower at 1 AM, 4 PM, 6 AM, any time is shower time. Soap, shampoo, conditioner, my best friends. I don't go anywhere without showering first. Wanna have sex? It's gonna be shower sex with me sooner or later (sooner). They call me The Shower or El Duchas in the Spanish dub. I'm showering right now.

[uncanny-tranny]

A (non-exhaustive) list of reasons trans people might not tell you or other people that they're trans:

They might not know if you are close enough to them to warrant a coming out

They might have thought you already knew

They might not be interested in you, and thus don't think it's necessary

They're stealth and don't want people to spread around the fact they're trans to everybody (because they are stealth)

They want to be physically and mentally safe

They don't plan on being in a certain space long enough for personal information like that to feel appropriate

You are not their medical provider

It's not inherently anybody's business

[gothicdolores]

What kind of utensils do Yautja use? Asking for a friend.

I feel they would slurp and sup on soups and such from shallow bowls or regular ones (their mandibles look like they’re made to hold a bowl comfortably yknow?) but it would also make me ridiculously sad if they miss out on the concept of SPOONS. I love spoons man. Tho it is funny to think of them gingerly stuffing a tiny spoon right up their mouth holes.

[spyroz]

i dont reblog those posts about how hard it is to have moralizing ocd in online spaces, even though i deeply resonate with them. ironically, i can only talk to 2 people about my ocd, because one of my obsessions is that other people will assume im using my mental health as a shield against criticism if i talk about it. therefore, if i talk about my ocd in any circumstance, my brain believes that i'm already doing something immoral

basically, most of my obsessions resolve around people assuming bad faith of me or that i'm somehow secretly an irredeemably bad person, no matter how hard i try to be good. i am a bad person if i dont reblog posts about serious topics, spend every waking moment thinking about extremely serious topics, or make any social mistakes whatsoever (which is scary because i'm also autistic). i believe that i am irredeemable if i make a small mistake, and i often think all my friends are waiting for me to make a mistake so that they can attack me, and that my life will be ruined if i fuck up. im constantly scanning all my interests (and people i know) for the tiniest imperfections (far beyond healthy amounts of criticism in your interests) out of fear that liking anything or anyone makes me a horrible person. if you dont take a side on this lgbt label discourse, then youre a bigot! im ALWAYS mentally preparing responses and apologies to totally theoretical situations of people being upset with me. i have intrusive thoughts about doing the immoral things that scare me most.

the problem is, *talking about* any of these thoughts invites people who will actually bad faith me. "if youre so worried about this stuff, then you must have something to hide! you just want to avoid accountability!" they make your obsession a reality by accusing you of the exact thing you fear most. none of these thoughts are reasonable or realistic, and i know that. i know that i'm mentally ill. i know logically that i'm as good a person as anyone else. when i actually do make a mistake, i stay level-headed and apologize, acknowledge what i did wrong, and change my behavior

but there is a large part of me that does not want to heal from my ocd, because i believe constant self-monitoring and self-critique is the only thing preventing me from becoming a horrible person

there is nothing i want more in this world than to be a good altruistic human being who is capable of growth, but spending weeks trapped in thought loops analyzing all my behaviors for the smallest signs of a mistake will not help me be a better person. it makes me a worse friend. it drains my energy so that i dont have the mental capacity to actually spend time being kind to others. i reread this post many times while writing it to make sure i didnt accidentally write 6 different slurs. but i can't figure out how to heal. what the fuck do i do about this

this is incredibly hard for me to write about. i'm fighting the urge to delete this post as you read it. i cant stress how debilitating this is for me, it is the biggest hurdle in my life and it sucks away days worth of my time and energy. i will become trapped in thought-loops THE SECOND im not kept sufficiently busy and stimulated by tv/music/my bf/being out of the house somewhere/etc. so much of my life is wasted wanting to be good, that i dont get a chance to actually live the life of a good person

i really hope this post resonates with someone. ive only met a few other people who have this particular kind of ocd, and its extremely isolating. but i want to try to heal from it, and i know the first step to healing is talking about it

[afortoru]

Douma is actually the type of partner who'll follow you inside the bathroom and lean over the wall and continue yapping as you do your business

[navybrat817]

Lovelies, please send me the strength to get through this 9-hour work day after being up over half the night with my son with a stomach bug. 😭

[catherine-sketches]

A thought:

People mix 2 concepts together when talking about Aegon Vs Rhaenyra’s claim

1) who is the rightful heir

2) who would be good monarch

Babes, it doesn’t matter if Nyra was the shitiest queen to ever live, as per the previous ruler she is the heir.

Charles is Elizabeth II heir no matter how much we have being shitting on his name in the name of Diana since time immemorial

Besides, if you read the book, Rhaenyra has more people on her side than Aegon and I can see why!

Because setting the precedent that the heir that the previous head of house chose can be replaced upon their death is a stupid ass precedent to set, worse than male primogeniture vs genderless primogeniture could ever be

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

I love reading comments on cooking videos because some people have really bizarre and unscientific ideas about food safety and hygiene

[katherine40598583-blog]

Not me feeling anxious every time I start thinking about how recently Colin washed his hands before getting into that carriage 🌚

[amber-pecan]

the brother is the source of evil within the household

[fragmentedblade]

The "Dan Heng is Dan Feng" dogmatics annoy me a lot. It entirely brushes off one of the most interesting and prevalent questions posed by the game, incarnated by several characters and stories that give the question different hues with different potential answers, and a constant also in HI3, like a thread waving the two games together

[tatsumi-rin]

Moral Orel doesn't seem 100% like a show I'd feel seen in if you don't know me but then I remember the episode with the special ed kids and underneath the usual satire on extremist bible belt religion it reminds me WAY too much of how actual special ed departments treated me and other kids growing up.

Like the writers must HAVE BEEN THERE IN LIFE, man. I'd kill to sit down with Dino Stamatopoulos and find out what the fuck inspired him and the other writing staff that day.

[holdoncallfailed]

to be fair we've had cultural differences in the past cos she did not grow up in america but i feel like not washing your hands after peeing is surely not a cultural thing. surely most people on god's great earth wash their hands after peeing. i have to believe this for my own sanity