Mario is transmasc he's gender apathetic he's a butch lesbian he doesn't know what a pronoun is he's Schrodinger's man he's nonbinary he's gender non-conforming he's transfem gender is a game and he's winning
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minecraft movie but it’s a ghibli-esque animated film about surviving in the wilderness with a healthy balance of legitimately tense monster sequences and relaxing building, farming, and mining. under no circumstances will it be longer than 90 minutes. steve will not be white
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you can improve literally any word by adding “girl” in front of it btw. girlscared. girlnormal. girlweird. girlsilly. etc. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of anyone’s vocabulary
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I know Martyn hasn’t actually logged onto fantasy smp yet but. But. But. Do you hear me. Do you see my vision. Do y. Do. We could have it all
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Do you see my vision? The world could be such a beautiful place...
Sorry for all the shitposts doodles and sketches recently sdlgkjsgdfg, the worms in my brain are everywhere right now.
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Laios and Mithrun hanging out at a park :
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Odysseus jumps. He is falling off the cliff. He thinks he will be reunited with Penelope in the afterlife at least and that is good enough.
Time stops. The slow ticking of a clock. Gentle, soothing piano.
"Have you forgotten the lessons I taught you?"
"Have you lost all of your hope? This is not you."
"I see you changing from all that you've been through."
"have you forgotten your purpose? Let me remind you."
Violas start playing.
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Worker: Sorry, can’t let you on you need a ticket.
Alice: What about them?
*Camera pans to eye monster with screeching static sitting on the train petting the recorder on their lap.*
Worker: Well, they bought a ticket.
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i think someone busting into alastor’s room and he’s doing increasingly weirder things should be a running gag.
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