#does this need a trigger warning?

[thevampireslovelywife]

Barty Crouch Jr. was the type of person who lived to be sexualized

For some reason this man had gotten it into his head at a young age that most of his worth could be found in his appearance

He needed to be wanted. Not liked. Wanted. His family fucked up his sense of love, so he wanted to be wanted. Barty wanted to know eyes were on him, he wanted the attention, no matter how he got it.

And no matter how much he loved it, he hated it. Hated the stares as he walked down the streets, down the halls. Knowing that people were looking at him with one thing in mind. It was exhilarating and shameful— thus was the constant battle inside his head.

And it only got worse once he lost his virginity. Now that he knew people thought he was a good fuck, It took him to knew heights of wanting to be sexualized, to be looked at in that way.

He hated it. Hated the way they touched him, talked to him, but he wanted it, he craved it. He wanted to be seen as an object, because when he was a person, he was shunned and abused.

(this is all before he met Evan tho)

[moodymisty]

that one magnus ask gave me horny magic brain worms i fear. consider: magnus getting you all dressed up in something so tight and revealing it'd make a slaaneshi blush, just so he can admire how pretty and obedient you are for him. you're on your knees before him as he reclines on a throne, reading a tome of ancient knowledge aloud to you. he knows it's going over your head - your little human brain is too occupied with the huge cock sliding in out of your throat, drool dribbling down your chin, not a thought in that lovely head besides serving him.

it's to be expected, after all. you're his naive little thing, his favourite human that he keeps spoiled and dumb lest his endless pursuit of knowledge confuse and upset you. it's best that you leave the thinking to him, but just to stroke his ego, he pushes you away from his cock and asks you to repeat what he's been reading to you. he laughs fondly as you stutter and bite your lip, trying so so so hard to give a real answer instead of simply sucking him off again or rubbing the glistening damp spot in your panties. he thinks it's cute! maybe if you're very good he'll pull you onto his lap and pound you for as long as your mortal body can take, every orgasm dragging you deeper into sweet, mindless obedience.

(take me to horny jail)

@kit-williams pspspsp

you liked the last magnus horny ask how about this one XD

[true-blue-sonic]

Your headcanon about Silver in water made me think the first time Silver saw a pond or lake he just JUMPED IN, not knowing how to swim and freaked everyone out

Lmao, that is very funny to think about. The gang ends up at a large body of water for some reason or another, and Silver is starry-eyed. This lake is enormous, it's so pretty and blue, the sky reflects on it so lovely, and it is so much water contained in there. And since he can go inside the water in the bathtub, surely he can go inside this as well? Everyone laughs when he tears away and hurls himself right into the lake, immediately disappearing under the surface and some bubbles popping up, and then some more... and more...

And then Sonic is like "Say, guys, can Silver swim?", and in the two-second debate that follows the answer they reach is a very clear Probably Not Actually.

They have Vector jump after him to get him out, which luckily goes smoothly enough. And even more luckily Silver is not at all startled by this experience... because he was too distracted by studying the world underwater to notice that he was gonna run out of air soon. But you can bet that he gets a firm speech about everything one needs to be careful about when wanting to swim in a lake or such! And also a lesson on how to most effectively shake out his pelt, haha. Silver remains unfazed by it all, but he'll at least keep in mind to be more careful next time.

[chaosdisorganized]

My friend, who's been in labor since Tuesday, just had her baby last night!! She's a happy healthy little bean! She'll be in the NICU for a bit since she came a month prematurely but she's stable and healthy and adorable 🥺🥺

If I wasn't so poor I'd be at the hospital giving my friend moral support but I'm relieved that their baby is in a stable condition and healthy.

[trapped-in-jasper]

Location: Armande’s private rooms

@sirduncanx

Armande normally preferred his subjects to be more … sturdy. Humans were so disappointingly fragile and died so easily. But Duncan was a special project and one that was worth being a little delicate with. I’m fact, the delicacy added a frisson to the whole experience. Or perhaps that was just the human’s deep fear of his own desires. It was so nice when they started already scared and aroused.

“Mon ange, would you like to undress? Your colonial prurience is astonishingly endearing, but surely you’d prefer to give in and get it over with this time. The harder you fight, the longer I get to enjoy myself.” Duncan wouldn’t do it anyway, but Armande did so enjoy offering anyway. Because later Duncan would hate that he’d said no and hate that he wanted to say yes.

Armande kept his own playroom, and was very particular about what he kept in there. Ropes coiled like eels and snakes in the air around him, thin scalpels dancing above his head like a crown. Shadows covered him like clothing, though he was naked other than a pair of leather trousers underneath. Duncan was currently trying to look defiant. But there was fear there too. Delicious.

“You should hold still, mon beau. I don’t want you to bleed quite yet. Not on your clothes. Such a waste.” Snapping his fingers, the shadows peeled away from him and struck at Duncan, crawling over him and trying to force their way into him in any way they could. Armande watched, appreciating the view: they undid buttons and tore fabric like desperate fingers trying to get at the body beneath. He whistled, and the shadows came running back like eager dogs, leaving Duncan naked and possibly traumatized. “I did warn you, Mon ange. Now, do you want to assume the correct position?” Pointing at the St Andrew’s cross, Armande smiled in an almost affectionate way. “If you’re very good, I won’t tie you up facing the wall and make you grind yourself against that wood when I start fucking you. I know you simply hate how much you enjoy it.” He’d do it anyway, but Duncan would refuse and then would blame himself when he came gasping while grinding himself against the polished and waxed wood.

[suffolkhighway]

old friend

[yukierree]

ayo performance art is no joke, these people are terryfing

[bylightofdawn]

So about that whole sleeping thing. Bed translates to me going on YouTube and catching up on videos I missed today.

And I see a new Mark Rober and I love his videos. And then I see it’s about bedbugs and my initial first reaction is nope the fuck outta there. Bedbugs give me the heebie geebies as I’m sure it does every sane person out there.

But I’ve never NOT enjoyed a Mark Rober video and I’m not gonna lie…I had to look away in some parts. But it was full of interesting tidbits, especially on how 90% of bedbug treatments seem to be complete dog shit. Which is to be expected honestly.

So I finish the video and cue me at 2:30 am tearing the corner of my bed apart, pulling back my sheets and mattress protector JUST TO BE SURE I didn’t have any fucking bedbugs. Never mind the fact I’ve never seen any signs of them in my apartment.

But like….I feel like that is a very relatable mood. Also maybe watching this video at 2am wasn’t the best idea I’ve ever had.

[fridayiminlovemp3]

the fact that this is real is beyond horrifying

[redflagshipwriter]

preview for Check Yes to go on a Date with a Dead Guy

Danny opened his mouth. He shut it. He put a hand over his mouth. “Huh,” he said. “Huh.” His brow furrowed. “If I said it was scientific curiosity and that passion for death runs in my family- no, I hear it.” He flapped a hand at Jason to cut off the laugh he couldn’t stop. “Hush. Okay. Fine.” He stood up a little straighter. “I’m a necrophiliac and I’m proud.”

A window banged shut in the kitchen and there was a clatter as someone’s shitty little brother fell into the sink.

“...Hi, Duke!” Danny called.

Masterpost

[slushyseals]

All videos showing people removing barnacles from sea turtles are not rescue videos, they're animal abuse- even if the video is "real".

Please report these videos as abuse and stop letting these people profit off rescue videos

There are many videos where the "rescuer" is actually the one who attached the barnacles in the first place (some you can even see the hot glue underneath as they pull off the pieces). Unless you see the animal in a rescue center with a vet tech treating it, that animal is being abused. How so?

The reason those growths are there is likely something far more dangerous that needs to be addressed. Healthy turtles do not get this level of growth on their shells. So if you see something like this, it’s a sign that this turtle is unwell and has been sick for a while. Scraping off the growths doesn’t solve the underlying issue. Also, doing so without any tools or pain medication can be extremely painful and stressful for the turtle. Often with this level of growth, barnacles will have borrowed through the turtle’s shell into live tissue. And just ripping them off like this without the expertise of a medical professional can do more harm than good. Not to mention that it is WAY stressful and not what the turtle needs most. Imagine if you had a the stomach flu or food poisoning and someone decided to “help” you by first detangling your hair, popping pimples, and exfoliating you when what you really need is fluids and someone to handle you very gently. It’s focusing on the wrong problem first and can worsen the underlying condition.

If you see an animal "rescue" video, always think- how did they find this animal? (Is it likely they just found an animal- or did they put an animal in danger to play hero for clout and ad profits? How did this animal get into this terrible situation in the first place? (The number of giant snakes found wrapped around a dog is pretty unbelievable- usually it's a person abusing two animals they own.) How is this person running into so many animals in dangerous situations? (Especially when you look at their other videos and they reuse the same animals to "save".) I am outside daily and I don't come across anywhere near as many animals needing help like these content farm channels.

Even when videos are real, if they are not a trained rescue worker they are often doing more harm than good! The people kidnapping tortoises and "saving" them by throwing them out into lakes and rivers might have just killed that animal. Many tortoises are land animals and aren't built for swimming like sea turtles, they can easily drown! A surprising number of people don't understand seals need to rest on shore, and end up killing babies and harassing adults by chasing them into the water. Baby seals can't swim for long distances, and chasing them into the water means their mom won't be able to find the baby after she's done hunting fish- the baby will slowly starve to death if actual rescue workers do not intervene!

Heck, some people have found perfectly healthy and happy baby seals waiting for their moms on the beach, but because the person doesn't understand that the mom isn't there 100% of the time think the baby has been abandoned; a man kidnapped a pup when the rescue wouldn't send someone out to get the animal which not only hurt that pup whom he caused to be an orphan, but now that pup is taking up resources that could have been given to babies that actually needed it. Rescues don't have infinite resources and I don't want to put to words what can happen when they reach maximum capacity. (The guy was also very lucky he didn't get bit- seal bite infections are much worse than regular bites!) So many others people mistreat because they don't know better, like the baby seal that had people dumping water and ice on it like it was Free Willy. Or trying to feed them sandwiches. Both of these actions make life worse for the animal.

That video of a dog as a service animal rehabilitating a baby seal? That was made by a couple idiots who likely scared the mother off and caused the baby to starve to death just so they could make their intentionally misinformative video knowing full well they were lieing! Dogs should be leashed and kept far away from any seal as they are a reason many seals are horrifically mauled to death each year! Videos like this are absolutely vile as they misinform the public who own dogs and may see a seal on the beach and think, "Oh! My dog is a good boy and can go play with the water puppy! They enjoy that!" Please do not do this! Seals shouldn't be encouraged to associate with or like dogs, that puts puts in danger not only of cross contamination with things that can make them very sick, but you don't know the temperament of any and every dog that seal will see in its lifetime. All it takes is one- and there are plenty of dogs who act fine around human children and vicious around a random seal they find. The babies don't even have a chance against a full grown dog! Their ONLY chance is that situation never happens; keep your dog leashed, because it will see that seal and shoot off before you can stop it. As well behaved as your dog is on the best day, it has free will and at the end of the day is a dog and will be an animal.

Let's face it, most of us don't know the proper care of any and every wild animal we could run into and can only guess when faced with a genuinely unexpected situation. Any legitimate rescue video should start with the person contacting the local rescue to ask the experienced and knowledgeable staff what should be done if they themselves are not a trained rescuer. Often times the animal is perfectly fine, humans just see something they don't expect and misread what's going on causing a situation that didn't previously exist. Other times if there is an issue, the rescue will instruct the person what to do- which may be to keep an eye on the animal until trained rescuers can arrive. And lastly, please be aware of fake animal rescue channels and report any videos you see and inform others about this so these channels stop being praised and profiting from animal abuse.

[carlatsukinamistolemyhamsandwich]

I always said I'd never post anything like this when I was actually active on this blog as I didn't want to start drama but you know what, screw it, I'm not here anymore and I'm tired of staying silent on this.

The way some of the fandom treats Yui is absolutely nuts.

And no, I'm not talking about people who call Yui "weak" or who get jealous over her situation (that's a whole other can of worms), I am talking about the other obsessive fans.

I'll start off by saying I am not saying all Yui fans are bad (some are delightful) but I swear she also manages to attract some of the most unhinged people I've encountered on the internet.

I can't even begin to name all the posts I've seen defending her and arguing against anyone who would call her weak or criticise her in any way etc. And while I know there certainly are people who call her weak or fanfictions where she acts as a love rival for one of the boys versus an OC or reader character, I've actually seen far less of those posts than ones defending her, to an almost problematic degree. Like I literally once saw a post where someone was genuinely telling people to kill themselves because they were treating Yui badly in fanfiction and like what the actual fuck?

I personally have no gripes with Yui as a character. She's written to be exactly what the story needed, and if you like kind cinnamon roll characters, she definitely falls into that category, but people don't have to like characters just because they're good people.

In the same way, the diaboys are all terrible to some extent and if they were real people, you wouldn't want anything to do with them. However, I would argue all of them are well-thought out characters with interesting backstories that clearly tie into who they are by the time the series starts. An immoral character =/= a badly written character in the same way a moral character =/= a well written character.

Now I'm not trying to say Yui is a badly written character, as I mentioned above, I think she fits the role she needed to in DL perfectly, but I do think people need to stop treating her like literal perfection at the expense of actual real human beings. I'll admit, I have seen people dislike Yui for immature reasons, but you can't have a go at people for not liking a fictional character.

I know, and have seen, some people argue that your attitude towards Yui reflects your attitude towards rl abuse survivors and just no. That's not how that works. If someone is reading an account of actual abuse and starts victim blaming that's one thing but DL is NOT REAL and it was never meant to be an allegory about abuse or abusive relationships, it's made for people who are horny about vampires. That's it. There is no deeper meaning. I cannot emphasise this enough.

I think if there's any real point here, it's that if some of these fans genuinely value morality and goodness as much as they claim, they would take a good look in the mirror at how they treat real people. If you love Yui so much, use her an example (i.e. being nice), not some icon to beat people over the head with. And people liking and enjoying the darker aspects of DL doesn't make them bad people in the same way watching a horror film doesn't make you a future serial killer.

Anyway thank you for coming to my TED talk. Again, I am not talking about all Yui fans, just the worst ones I've seen. And to be fair a lot of the points I've made here are true for rabid diaboy fans as well. At the end of the day, it's how you treat other people, not fictional characters, that matters.

[wordswithkittywitch]

I'm just saying, if they wanted a compelling anti-hero plot with Cruella de Vil, they could have done so much better with less effort. Just... have her not care.

All we need is one speech about, "Animals only have the importance we give them. Humans only have the importance we give them. So my coat used to be an 'adorable' puppy? Your burger used to be a calf. A calf that looked up at it's mother with big round eyes, not understanding that it would be locked in a cage far away from her for the rest of it's, rather short, life. But I'm not asking you to care about that. I'm asking you what makes dogs different. They aren't. The only difference is you've decided they are because you've met dogs and you haven't met cows. And you can make up imaginary rules to live your life by, but don't act surprised that not everyone made up the same rules as you. The only reason we don't wear human leather is it doesn't look as good as deerskin." And there. Now we have Cruella de Vil as a lady Joker. It's not that hard.

[discountalien-pancake]

I keep thinking these covers will get easier but they just get more elaborate. And creepy. Given how on-the-nose this cover is, you wouldn’t think it took @longsightmyth and I literal hours of back and forth in the harem discord to hammer out all the specifics!

[runawaymarbles]

When you love a fic but are deeply irritated by the author's notes. We all contain multitudes.

[kiwisandpearls]

DON’T LOSE YOUR HEAD! 🍵🌼