#doesnt matter no one hmu

[procyonidaez]

i truly think if i just let go of the fear of abandonment i would be a horrible person and act on the worst impulses and become an evil controlling asshole good thing i know shed leave me if i did right haha right guys

[her-canine-teeth]

back to you by flower face (reupload)

[rentheknightgale]

Thoughts on an ana/mia discord server?

If one already exists hmu. But I am also willing to make my own.

heres what my main rules would look like:

If you don't already have an 3d then don't join looking to get one. This isnt a place to get/start an ed but a place for people who already have it to talk. No coaches. This is for safety. Its okay to motivate people but no ana coaches as they are always no good. No fatphobia. I understand that fatphobia is woven into the fabric of 3ds but its still very harmful to decide that other people should change because of your opinions. This also means no f4tsp0, as it is inherently fatphobic. Keep your 3d to yourself, dont force it on anyone else. (this rule will be STRICT) Body checks are okay as long as they are in the dedicated channel and tw are put for si/sh. Also very little clothing is okay but no s3xualizing clothes or things that are meant to make you look s3xy. Also no br3ast or groin. Obviously. No substance talk. No no, nope. Talking about what meds you take is fine or whatever, but no promotion of alcohol, illegal dr-gs, vaping, grass or tobacco. Also no other forms of substance abuse, no matter how obscure. I am well versed enough to know the slick things and I know just how dangerous and horrible these kinds of things can get and while I can't stop you from doing it, I refuse to allow its influence to be spread. No homophobia, transphobia, ableism, racism, ect. I am also VERY well versed in minorities of all kinds and for these kinds of things its a one strike and you're out. If you say something and it comes off wrong then it will be a warning, but ignorance or hate will be immediately deleted. This would be a 17+ server strictly. oh, you're 16 and your birthday is in two months, nope. Got to wait. I wont ask for any personal info to prove age or anything of the sort, but If in some way I find out you are underage then you will be banned. NO CREEPS!!! I know redflags for gr00mers, and creeps. I will be on the look out. I have had other discord servers in the past where I had to put close friends on blast for creepy shit. I do not care if someone in the server is my best friend, if they are being a creep to you, you can tell me and I will take care of it. I wont shame you, or tell anyone who said something. I have been a victim too and had to go to court. I didn't get justice, I will not cause that kind of pain on even the smallest level to go without justice.

The last one is not even just for my discord server, but in general. If you are going through something my dms are open. Idc what the situation is, if you think you deserved it, if you are a boy, if they were a girl, if they were younger to you, if it was your partner. It doesnt matter to me. I'm here to listen, or to back you up if you want.

There would be other smaller rules, but these are the main ones. If theres some sort of issue with discord and why theres a reason people dont do this then also let me know pls. Also, if there are any other rules I should add, or questions put it in the notes or in my ask box and I'll answer!

Also, this would have a pretty thick authentication system. I hope I can figure it out. But I'm thinking some sort of level system where the more you are active the more access to the server you get. This will help with any raids or creeps. You would need to have quite a few days of talking in the main chat to get access to more and more channels. And the more sensitive ones (like body checking and vent) would be the kinds where you need to be talking daily for a week to get type thing. It sucks but I really need to weed out the minors, creeps, people who dont have 3ds and the like.

[fagcrisis]

What's your paprikás krumpli recipe? I need to know

i fucking love making paprikáskrumpli its all i do. if any of u make it based on this pls hmu

this about feeds my family of 3 for 2 days for literally every single meal so ull probably need to make less

ingredients:

10 potatoes. if theyre about fist sized use 12, if theyre those big ass potatoes god help you

2-3 frankfurters (hot dogs? wieners? idk what the fuck english speakers call these. virsli)

1 big sausage (or 2 if ur not using any frankfurters)

1 onion (like the normal one not the purple one)

paprika (sweet. u can use spicy if u wanna) to taste (i use a heaped spoonful and then some bc i love paprika)

garlic to taste (a lot)

salt

water

BIG pot. its like salad. u need a bigger pot than you think youll need

peel the potatoes and chop them into cubes (if u want it to be sort of mushy chop them irregularly). chop up the onions and uhh idk english cooking terms. like cook em till they look glassy

this is where you add the paprika and this step is crucial and you might want to use a transfem nonbinary person of you choice help you. so when your onions are glassy looking enough you take your chosen amount of paprika and put it in the pot and stir it super fast and then you (or your transfem nonbinary person of your choice) pour the water in super fast the amount doesnt matter but u gotta do it as soon as uve stirred it or else the paprika will burn and get bitter. u can drop ur garlic in the water now as well

so now uve got ur paprika-onion water u just add ur potatoes, and then pour in just enough water to cover it, salt well and let it simmer on low. if you like your potaotes hard (ew) about half an hour to 40 minutes should do it, if you like it mushier you fan go as far as an hour, but either way i recommend leaving it be for 30 minutes and then checking it every 10 minutes bc it rly depends on your potaotes

when you think your potaotes are cooked enough chop up the sausage and frankfurters, add them and stir well and leave to cook for about 3-5 minutes. u can serve immediately or let it all sit together for a bit, ur choice. eat it w smth pickled

[rolereversalclassifieds]

25 [M4F] #Norway/Anywhere. Soft Christian looking for life-partner.

I know the title is a little serious, but I want to be clear with what my goal for posting here is. Its to never having to post again. That being said, Im not expecting to jump into anything right away but to start out chatting and see if we match/there is a connection yada yada. :)

So that cleared up heres me:

Im a 25yo Norwegian with lots of love but sadly no-one to give it to. (Yet.) Simply put Im looking for someone to click with who shares my love for a more femdom/ and or RR leaning relationship, who also happens to be a Christian and believes in God. I know its a rare combination, and especially here but being an outlier I guess Im simply just looking for another? One other thing is, Im looking for someone who like me doesnt drink/do drugs. Its just something Ive never been a fan of/comfortable with. Looking for monogamous and long term obviously.

As for me Im a person who connects with few, but connects deep with those he do. Loyal and honest, in offer of support and Ill hear your rants. However I will tell you my actual thoughts on the dress. :D Im probably the more soft and cuddly type who takes life easy. Im tall and average but that doesnt matter much once u get me flustered. I dress pretty standard for a guy but Im a sucker for anything cute, light colors and pastel when looking at stuff. Quirky introvert and a lil bit of a nerd, books, video games, fantasy and all that. But I also like to play sports and be if not super at least somewhat active. A not is that with the exception of the Role reversal I do have fairly traditional Christian values and would much prefer the same.

Also Id be happy to send pic and verify once you hit me up, and hopefully you are too, as though chemistry is a big part, physical attraction still is a factor. Would prefer someone not obese thou, as I wan be able to be if not hyperactive, do some physical stuff with her, but beside that anything goes as long as we find each other attractive. Dark and politically edgy humor is part of the package too btw, though I know to hold back. Prefer messages and would be great if you gave a little bit of an introduction.

As for who Im looking for its hard to tell who you click and have chemistry with but someone with common values and interests is a good start and everything else is just bonus. But someone whos decisive and knows how to take a lil charge wouldn't hurt. Or someone who loves cuddles. Im fan of the sappy stuff. :) And yes Im probably a little bit kinky too, but I dont want that to be what determines a relationship.

Now Id love to hear some about you!

Dealbreakers:

As mentioned I dont drink or do drugs Im and looking for someone who isnt either. (My weird lil deal breaker.)

As for long term and settling Im bound to my nations borders thou per my situation now, but as for visiting theres more flexibility. :)

Anyway a lil unsure what to write in this one but if you've made it so far, and youre not scared of yet and youd think we could hit it off then what u waiting for, send me a message, so we can get to know each other! Even if u dont fit all of this, which you prolly shouldnt as love shouldn't be a list then dont be scared to hmu. Unless its a deal breaker kinda thing obv. :) Cant wait to hear from ya!

Remember I dont bite I cuddle. :)

[stupendoussoulinternet]

What fascinates me is how dim and ridiculous you have been , i know Ryan knows Chris and the 90 pound queer with the little dog , and i know there is no one anywhere

Outside of about 100 miles or so , involved at all

no one in England

no one in Texas

and the ones i already caught on the luceferian facebook group and the gay friends app ive been monitoring for a couple years ,

(thats two snitches that came looking for me so far)

And no one else that matters

the consequences begin tonight

lol sorry lol ,

let me tell you something , i HATE gay men , and idgaf who doesnt like it , lol

Every single one ive ever known tried to hmu, after i said i was straight and most have no problem raping drunk men , something ive heard from a ridiculous number of people , but despite that, i have never mistreated gay men who have clearly earned the criticism

Dont think for a second you can run your fucking mouths to me for defending myself ,

No one anywhere else ,

Just fred corey casey ryan robert rose kat and no one else i give a fuck about and the consequences begin in 6 hours

No ,

Not parsons or russell or scott or randy or emma or renay or any of my kids

Just you and your stupid AF friends and now youll see what youve brought on yourselves

[onehitjimmy]

ok but what if.... jean also went to empire state university with emma.... and they were in love.........

[leechobsessed]

like this if I should get another white claw!

[boylikeanangel]

can't believe I'm asking this but....does anyone have any good podcast series they can recommend to me (that are like. easy to access)

[jewpacabruhs]

if you feel like it, pls make an ace pride icon w Kenny or Stan

here u go 😊

& without the hearts if you like em more like that

[naernon]

oc change.

estryon does not adopt lucia, he only adopts sofie. ive had this sorted even before i made that drawing of older sofie but ive never stated it here because on tumblr i can’t restrain myself from rambling on incessantly

i feel bad so another oc’ll be adopting lucia but ultimately i dont think estryon already someone too into having kids with the exception of sofie, who was adopted purely by circumstance and one thing after another, and the fact that she was an older child (13/14) which from what i’ve heard about adoption, correct me if i’m wrong, leads to a different sort of dynamic than adoption of younger children. (aka adopting teens is a bit diff than adopting children, although as important, of course. everyone deserves a loving family)

more ramblings about estryon’s adoption of sofie and what i mean by “purely by circumstance” in these two twitter threads [x] [x], although predictably hard to follow because me cassius. cassius no write concisely

estryon’s also not a homebody in the slightest-- in what i wrote about sofie in those threads, it already took him a while to actually get sofie in the same home as he (instead of living in dragonsreach for the time being, although as well-taken care of and loved. better be so. or else balgruuf gets the 🗡️🔥) and for him to even remotely settle down.

when he gets with ondolemar, it’s similar. both to avoid the thalmor still on their asses and because that’s how they are, they spend their time on their feet and staying from city to city, adventuring, doing various shit, the like.

point is, even if estryon was fond of the idea of having kids nevertheless raising them in a more... domestic environment, it’d be complicated to adopt a child with that sort of lifestyle, i feel. they make it work with sofie. sometimes sofie comes along with them, sometimes she stays in breezehome or in dragonsreach. but still. difficult. definitely not the type of storm for TWO adopted children.

[mishmashblues]

>.>

[bibbleboo]

why yall should join goatlings ;;;

its like neopets!! but goats

you can keep goats as pets, they start off as grey/basic and you can buy ‘Appearance Dolls’ (like np paintbrushes) to customize them. there are currently 490+ ADs, and the number is constantly growing. these goats are easy to take care of, they dont die, and you dont have to feed/play/etc unless you’ve been using them in the battle arena.

the ADs, items, etc. are very frequently designed by actual random users of the site, many users are artists and theres a big focus on collaborative efforts, and no matter your abilities you always have a chance to have your designs be accepted by the official team and turned into real designs if you put them out there. not 2 show my bias but i currently have 7 official items i designed 👉🏻👈🏻 (heres some of them shown below!)

the economy is pretty dang stable, you do various tasks and dailies to get ‘sugar stars’ (the in-game currency) and it’s fairly easy to keep up with the market. users put in effort to keep the markets balanced and affordable, they pay each other fairly and are quick to call out people who try to scam or lowball, so thats virtually a non-issue. there are also Many generous users who can help people out with getting items/ADs they want, especially newcomers! 

you can also use real world cash to buy ‘diamond dust’, which you can then use in a special store, BUT!!! the cool part is!! these diamond dust items once bought CAN be freely sold and traded amongst users for the regular site currency, and they are reasonably attainable. i’ve been able to save up for Plenty of items i couldnt put down real life cash for. there is literally almost nothing in this game that is gatekept from your account if you dont have real money to put into these special items, its just a slight advantage but you can still do and obtain whatever you want.

goatlings also allows off-site trading, meaning you can trade goatlings items/currency/etc. for items/currency from any other gaming website (that also allows cross trading), including flight rising!!

you name your pets, choose their gender (or lack thereof), you can give them custom bios, and even give them a displayable collection of favorite items or ‘treasure’ that you want to show off, they are highly customizable.

its a very lgbtq+ friendly community with many >official< lgbtq+ items, like a huge array of flags and pronoun sets for your avatar, many flag clothing items, flag icons, multiple official pride goat designs, and more!

also many racially diverse options for your avatars, many skintones, hijabs, So many dreadlock, braid, fade, etc. hairstyles, black lives matter banners for your avatar, and more :)

there are also occasionally charity fundraisers, theres one every june for black lives matter, theres been one for breast cancer, one for a species of endangered goat, etc. and i’m sure these will continue in the future.

the website doesnt use flash anywhere, so everything is fully operational and isnt waiting on a re-coding like many other gaming websites atm, it doesnt require any special software, etc. and you should be able to use it easily on any device!!

tldr; please join me ive been here since 2015 (username is bibble hmu) and the community is really growing the past few years, but i wanna share it with more people :(

[tetranymous]

How to get me to watch any movie or TV series:

Step 1- include one (1) or more robots

[it9chi]

ex boyfriend!itadori 

a bitter ex right off the bat. doesnt matter if you two broke it off in good terms he WILL be bitter for a while (only for a while tho) 

you were probably his first love that’s why he’s so hurt that you two broke up 😔

immediately cleans his room/place up in case there’s still remains of you lingering around and he doesn’t want that shit around

probably gets megumi or nobara to return your clothes you’ve left and some personal belongings like your toothbrush and shit like that

also!! expect him to pull up at your place first thing in the morning after your break up to get his clothes that you kept... 

as much as it hurts his ego, he WILL block you on social media during the first few weeks lmfao since the wound is still fresh not even ieri can fix him up

just for his own good tbh . if it helps him heal then let him 

then proceeds to post a really obvious quote on twitter or instagram about being broken hearted or going through a breakup n shit. the worst he could do is post a black screen on his stories with the caption “no one hmu” or some kind of corny sad caption 🥶💯

if you two ever bump into each other in public, best believe he’s gonna pretend you two don’t even know each other 💔

BUT !!! if he sees someone harassing you or wtv, he still won’t hesitate to step in but that’s just it. no more walking you home after that. just a simple, “are you alright?” and when you nod, he just leaves #pain

you won’t hear from him for a while but when he comes back out from his little bubble, there would be a noticeable change about him

he’s still the same goofy yuuji we know but he’s more guarded w his heart yk?? 

moral of the story, please don’t break his heart </3 

[heatmiiiiser]

art collabo with me 😳

would anyone wanna do a collab? i was specifically thinking a 3 way collab like one of these:

where one person sketches, the other lines, and the third colors x 3! we could draw ocs or whatever doesnt rlly matter! we dont have to be mutuals or anything :) hmu! comment or dm me if u want