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listen...im not an f1 enjoyer per se however comma the tragedy that whips around logan sargeant like a particularly spiteful sentient tornado is too compelling to not tune into
#i feel like a nosy homeowner peeking through their kitchen window to see the drama unfolding in their neighbor's backyard#“the fuck they doin over there” cat meme type beat#f1#logan sargeant
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Caitlyn Tooth Gap Appreciation Post
An important but somewhat overlooked aspect of Caitlyn Kiramanm is her tooth gap. Gaps like hers are very easy to correct with braces and wouldn't be a problem for someone who has parents as wealthy as hers, but she doesn't get it fixed.
The gap is a representation of Caitlyn's confidence in herself and her refusal to abide by the standards of others. She knows she's a "misfit" and that's okay. It's not her responsibility to change in order to make others more comfortable, which is likely why she's frequently in disagreement with her mother. So we see her very confident (very demure very cute) with no issues smiling wide and never making attempts to hide it. Caitlyn doesn't see her tooth gap as a problem to be fixed. It's just a part of her.
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ummm goober time sketchy doodle time w/heartslabyul.......... adeuce + lil babby crushies...
i think adeuce would enter that "no homo but tbh a lil homo" era of bestieship and be in mega denial before they realize their own feelings
also not necessarily ship exactly, but like i could see adeuce havin lil tiny crushes on treycay when they first enter the school fjdkshg like caters vibe matches ace + trey is that responsible upperclassman lookin after the freshies and i think juice would admire him [he admires like most of the older students tho it's soooo cute]
and then same reasoning for deuce w/riddle... riddle being sweet to deuce w/ his math struggles in deuces dorm story my beloved... + ace has that one thing he says about riddle in his ghost bride event card story where he was like "yeah he looked so cool bursting into the room i wanna work hard and be cool like him" and tbh sounded like a boycrush in denial.
#twisted wonderland#twst#cereal tries to draw#i feel like itll be annoying if i tag this too much since it was very much loose sloppy doodles but what ever i just#HEARTSLABYUL#good enough. good enough#i think the wine is kicking in#which. i cant blame the sketches on the wine i did most of it before i started the drink lool#fuck idk maybe it's ships whatever theyre all high schoolers beeing silly lil weirdos#but i do have a lil hc of like#adeuce crushing on treycay and then catching treycay doin a smoochie in the kitchen fksdfh caught in 4k#and bein like well damn the dream is dead. i mean what dream who said that-#anyway whatever they can kiss each other or w/e#juice is givin ace a piggyback ride in that first one idk if you can even tell LOL sowwy everything i do is a MESS <3#i was gonna just not post these but i decided what the hell ever this is MY archive of images on tumblr dot com#anyway do u c my vision. idk if i even conveyed it well lol#idk what caters doing in that first thing i think hes just squishing aces cheeks and bullying him for fun#and treys just being encouraging and juice so badly wants to be seen as an honor student outhghh my baby#remember that one time in buddy clock town event#where delinquent guy was like u bitch ass honor student#and juice was like HONOR STUDENT??? CAN YOU SAY THAT AGAINPLZ 🥺#who was that guy anyway. he was like a local teen right? theyre kinda enemies to lovers pilled#sorry it think the wine is actually hitting me fr now#i mean i had those thoughts anyway im just rambling now#ok my bald gate group is ready bye
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your art is so pretty and attractive congrats on the beautiful practice!
not sure what you mean by practice but ty a lot for the kind words more people should do that yknow im so busy with life cant do shit rn sad af no draw no c ool spots to take pictures i find mfs like u really interesting gang im not even gonna lie this like a personal thing for me you get what im sayign like a whole vide u feel me whats crazy is like you dont just go around into everyones page and leave a cool little message like that do you like you saw my art and went to it not gonna even lie gang thats aplomb fr straight up funky and awesomesauce snazzy in a spiffy way with crumb on top apple pie style typa way ong whats up with the practice comment tho no idea tf that supose to mean fr cant sweat it tho sure thats like a nice thing ivse supose to get but dindt sorry frrr🙏🙏🙏whats really crazy is that you realy just wrote me a whole targeted compliment i dont get those irl you get me like i apreciatee you fr didnt think you hungrry like that gang find youself something to eat likego open the frige or smth this aint a fridge this is the internet you know what im saying this shit taste insane tho shit wild seafood pasta uk what im on this shit actualy market price u feel me its liek a whole personal vibe uknow you seen any tarkovsky movies tho shits insane gotta watch those gang ive been to a mental institution not too long ago no internet there ufeel me fam brought haruki murakami books and he ate fr good ass books you ever read on some gravity's rainbow that shit insane tho i liked it like damn who writes like that ever watch some akira kurosawa gotta get on that snipe tf i bought minecraft for tho i aint got nobody to play with fuckyoumean?? anywho tf im on thank you for realsies some thing in the woods i aint step a foot in there tho only for mushroom season probs whatevs like thanks again sib
#ask#THA KITTY KATZ ATTAK MY HOUZE THEY EAT MY COOKIEZ AAA(like battery like tripple a like game like batery like SHOUTING) THEY GO NOM NOM#LIKE WHAT THA HELLLL YOU DOIN IN MY KITCHEN EATING ON MY COOKIEZ THO!! KITCHEN KINDA RHYME WITH KITTEN I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE THEN NVM!!#WHA HAPPEN#STAND ON BIZ DAILY DOZE OF AWESOMEJUICE TF GOING ON!!!#TUMBLR DOT COM SEND POST
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hey old gods of appalachia fans how we doin after the season finale
#old gods of appalachia#weeping in my kitchen how yall doin#my grandmother's name is goldie and this whole saga has been WHEW
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is it weird/lame i build myself a base first in creative in minecraft. like i just dont enjoy the slow start anymore it feels so tedious
#give myself no resources or anything I just make a nice lil base to operate from#hell i intentionally delete any resources I run into making it like coal or copper#im playing the vault hunter modpack rn#so ive made myself a big empty crafting/mod area room n then a little living area w a bed n a cute little kitchen#flew around to find a cool cliff to build it onto/into :3#but that’s it! once the living area is done im going back to survival n doin shit legitimately
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anyone elses day going 📉📈📉📈📉📈📉 bc it’s like god damN choose a fuckin side
ANYWAYS TO CURE MY BOREDOM; mutuals, what’s your favourite drink? 🎤
#goes from doin great to staring at a wall in debate to dancing in the kitchen#enjoying the sunlight to wondering where you went wrong#miss ma’am look at aventurine for 5 seconds you’ll be fine
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My coworker texted me "how's the skull" and my first thought was "what skull?? I'm not cleaning any skulls right now???"
Then I remembered my Concussion in My Own Damn Skull
Doin great.
#he joined ranks (unknowingly) with my mom and roommates in telling me to stay tf home tomorrow#but also im gonna lose my damn mind if im stuck just. existing with myself. for another day#i cant draw i cant run i cant hike i cant doomscroll i cant read for long periods im useless and miserable#my mental health has been FUCKED the past like. four days now?? i think sat it tanked but im not fact checking my memory rn#and now ive lost most of my coping mechanisms so thats fun#weve moved to energy drinks on the kitchen floor with angry music to regulate my emotions#doin great doin great#itll be fine i texted my friend and he doesnt mind me calling if i need some extra support#anyways#wish me luck with my morning routine tomorrow lol i dont wanna stay home again#idle rambling#vent
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lms for bill in your inbox*
*brain
#▲ THIS IS AN OUT OF CHARACTER POST IN THE UNIVERSE WHERE BILL IS NOT REAL (AS FAR AS WE KNOW)!#i might not get to it immediately because i'm feeling a little sleepy after doin some hardcore cooking in the kitchen but ;)
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Zhao moans and whines and meows and purrs too much and I want to throw him into the dirty Ijincho water
King stop moaning we’re in Smile Burger
who has the compilation of zhao saying 'kasuga-kun' and he's just moaning half the time like WHYYY is he like that
#snap chats#HE'S SO ???????#it's why i love him tho he's such a whiplash of a dude#which Yeah That's His Whole Thing That's What His Whole Social Link Is About but STILL i love it#man said 'hey kasuga-kun can i see you naked'#AND ICHI WAS DOWN FOR THAT they're both ill but this is about zhao#i can already imagine kashiwagi crying behind the counter#but zhao's so funny like bro's cookin in the kitchen makin beautiful meals bro's doin bonsai and that serene shit#and that evening he's gonna be acting up in the smile burger he's SUCH A Guy but not at the same time
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im in my apartment tonight peeling the ends of my asparagus while i prep the oven for a bake. i don't mind the texture of it, the toughness or the stringiness of it, but -- i miss my dad. he hates the fibrous bits! and he assumes that i do as well. whenever we'd have asparagus he'd painstakingly peel the whole bunch, no complaints. when i'd sous-chef for him, i'd be relegated to chopping-and-peeling duty. i'd take one look at the washed-and-strained bunch and i'd sigh. really? all of these? and he'd roll his eyes and respond with, do you want dinner soon, or not? i'd grumble and groan, i'd play the role, but the peeler would already be in my hand. once the batch had been roasted and served on the dinner table and we've taken a portion each, he'd ask, doesn't it taste better this way? and i'd chew on a stem and i'd chew on my answer and i'd nod in agreement. and yeah, it tastes great, but it didn't really bother me that much in the first place, is the thing.
anyways. i'm alone in my apartment tonight, and i've got a bunch of asparagus in front of me, washed-and-strained-and-peeled.
#penguin honks#i guess#smth experimental idk#not sure what this is but ahh i just had to get it out#adjacent but not related: something something how your love language is a remnant/extension of someone else's#acts of service is a big thing is my household. not the loudest sometimes but it's there and once noticed#it's almost impossible to un-notice#anyways! my dad is doin well heh i just miss him a lot right now#always miss him but#especially when i'm in the kitchen#sigh
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redoing an old serenitea pot realm to be a house for the husband & his husband fr
#genshin impact#venti#xiao#xiaoven#mostly bc (with inspo of lunasmr videos) it was gonna be for the traveler & venti#and then while editing the rooms i saw i put xiao in the room too#so i figured 'fuck it' & xiao's getting his own room on the first floor & venti just goes between his & my own/lumine's it'll be great#polycule moment /lh#.#WAIT THIS WOULD BE FUNNY AS SHIT W/ GENSHIN CARMEN W A I T GENIUS MOMENT OMFG#dipshit (/aff) finally asks 'em out ; 'wdym you have a bf?? fr?? sick!' ; yadda yadda yadda they accompany him (v) to liyue & 'wdym one of#the adepti is your bf that's so cool??' ; gradually carmen & xiao get over the awkwardness when it comes to socializing (mostly w/ assistan#from venti) & at an even *later* date. something something polycule in which both of them are dating venti. and an **even later** date all#are dating each other ; xiao's the one that gifts them the teapot and immediately vae goes ham trying to make it pretty & suitable for all#of them ; each of them have their own bedroom & a kitchen & the indoor mini-stage for when either of the resident bards feel like doin' a#lil serenading & a spot under the stairs w/ couches & bookcases & a tea set & a big wicker basket of extra blankets for cuddling/falling#asleep on the couch and#... this was supposed to be a semi-shitpost HOW DID THIS HAPPEN#og posts#carmen's ocs#oc x canon#canon x oc#venti x oc#xiao x oc#carmven#xiaocarmven
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my favorite baking spatula (butterfly design, gift from partners a few years ago) got curry stained by housemate who didn't even bother to tell me
guess it's theirs now idk
#the colors are way off now and it looks weird and gross#im just. we have a million stir sticks and other spatulas why use mine in curry#you Know curry stains why would you fucking do this#and then not tell me you fucked my shit up???#idk it's just really obvious there's no care or respect for us or anything we own and im tired of it#I'm doin my best to not fkign lose it over a silicone baking spatula but i Loved it ok it legit made me happy to use and see in the kitchen#it was a precious gift and the colors made me happy and now...they clearly tried to scrape the turmeric out bc it's scratched to shit too#i don't treat other ppls shit with that lack of caution or care. :/#stirring up trouble#(but not with my former favorite baking spatula i guess!!! fuck!!!!!)
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Jesus christ just realized I haven't like turned on my computer since Thursday, it's just been one of those weeks man
#shut up max#shit idk if im even gonna be in the mood to hop on anything today#i prolly should at least boot it up#but man ive just been so busy. which is both a blessing and a curse#on Friday i hung out with a friend and had dinner with him and that was a blast#<- biggest understatement of my life#and then i worked Saturday morning then went to go see that same friend's dad's band play at a bar afterwards#and then Sunday i worked a sexy 10 hour shift that made me looooooose my mind and also i was just like in a pissed off mood#and then Monday i had a corporate meeting in the afternoon and didn't get home till almost 6pm#but i hung out with a different friend for a few hours that night so that was fun to just like vent about work frustrations and shit#and now im typing up this post at work and i still have almost two hours to go#but i think im just gonna like clean the kitchen when i get home. the table is just fully covered in things and i neeeeeed to organize it#or else ill explode#but i also havent like. had a time to just sit to myself. ive either been working or going to meetings or hanging with friends#which dont get me wrong. Friday was sooooo fun and id take every opportunity to hang out with him if i could#but maaaaan ive been non stop doin somethin for almost a week now. not a single moment to sit and chill#unless im like showering or about to go to sleep
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full disclosure, Roll For Sandwich by Adventures in Aardia on tiktok is how I imagine Arthur’s cooking to be
Arthur has terrible luck and that’s how he always gets the shitty rolls leading to terrible terrible meals
#i saw this with full love for roll for sandwich#i just think arthur’s doin a little too much wild magic in the kitchen#the NA bros are CRYING why can’t their dad be NORMAL#hetalia#hws england#arthur kirkland
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i have to put this knife back in the kitchen but AH FUCK seems i stabbed it too deep into the mannequin im so fucked
#welp ok strength i dont have how we doin today#sigh ok its back in the kitchen and mom does not know i hold hatred for a mannequin (its someone else but💀)
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