#don’t mess with quinn harris

[elizabethlailolsenfan]

[driversatellite]

this love | h.s | part three

synopsis: harry and y/n were in a secret relationship for years and unfortunately it had to come to an end, but a year after the split they find themselves face to face once again, maybe they can mend what was once broken.

harry styles x desi!reader  

part three: harry and y/n talk for the first time in almost a year 

word count: 2.5k

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Even though the show had ended no one was making a move to leave, Quinn and Zoya were going through their videos and pictures of the night, trying to find the pictures to post, while they raved about how great the show was, while Y/N was trying her best to keep it together. 

“Wasn’t the show amazing Y/N?” Zoya asked. All Y/N could do was nod her head, she had completely broken down at Sign of the Times and she wasn’t sure how she pulled herself together, but she was hanging on by just a tiny thread. 

She was taking a picture of Zoya and Quinn when her phone vibrated, she handed Zoya her phone, before opening her own phone, it was probably just Kiara checking in to see how the night had gone. But it wasn’t Kiara’s name that popped up, it was Harry’s. 

Y/N didn’t hesitate opening the text, she read over the words and started to panic, she didn’t know if she was ready to talk, especially tonight. She was having an internal debate trying to figure out her best move, maybe if she ripped off the bandaid and talked to Harry tonight she’d feel better, but on the other hand, she was already a mess and she didn’t know if she’d even be able to get through the talk. 

Zoya and Quinn noticed Y/N’s strange behavior and looked to one another, worried for their friend, “Are you okay y/n/n? You seem out of it.” 

Y/N nodded, “Yeah, I’m just not feeling great, it must have been something I ate, I’m gonna run to the bathroom, I’ll meet you guys outside.” 

“Are you sure, we can come?” Quinn asked and Y/N immediately shook her head. 

“Yeah, I’m fine, actually, I’m feeling a lot more sick than I realized, I don’t want to spread it to you, if I have anything, I’ll get an Uber home.” Y/N explained, she needed to buy time and she definitely didn’t want Quinn and Zoya hovering over her while she decided. 

“No y/n/n, it’s fine, we don’t mind.” Zoya assured her. 

“Honestly, I’d rather just be alone, I’m a whiny bitch when I’m sick, and I know you guys wanted to go out after the show, so don’t let me stop your plans.” Y/N explained. 

Zoya and Quinn share a look, they knew Y/N wasn’t going to back down anytime soon and they didn’t want to push it, “Okay, if you say so, just text us when you get home okay?” 

Y/N nodded and gave them a grateful smile, “I will, you guys text too.”

The girls shared a quick hug before parting ways, thankfully the arena had emptied out, there were very few people left, and most of them were arena staff. Y/N let out an exasperated sigh before plopping down on the ground and burying her face into her knees. She didn’t even try to stop the tears this time, and this time they were falling fast, she didn’t know what to do, she was so conflicted. 

Jeff had stepped out to see how empty the arena had gotten and to gauge if Y/N had left, but to his surprise he spotted her crumpled figure on the ground. He was a little glad that she hadn’t left yet, but he knew that her on the ground crying was definitely not a good sign and made a beeline towards her, but a security guard had beaten him to her. 

The security guard looked at the girl in pity, he felt bad telling a crying girl to leave, but it was his job, “Excuse me miss, I’m afraid you’re going to have to exit the arena.” 

Y/N looked up with her tear streaked face, she took a deep breath before responding, “Shit, I’m sorry.” 

She was starting to get up when Jeff jogged to them and started to help her up, “She’s fine.” 

Y/N was stunned to see Jeff, but nonetheless took his helping hand and stood up. The security guard narrowed his eyes at Jeff, “Are you sure?” 

Jeff nodded and held up his badge, “She’s got clearance.” 

The security guard’s eyes widened at Jeff’s badge, “Sorry Mr. Azoff, I didn’t know she was your guest.”

Jeff waved it off, “It’s fine, don’t worry about it.” 

The security guard gave them one last smile before walking to check the rest of the arena, while Jeff turned to look at Y/N, who honestly did look like a mess, but Harry wasn’t in better shape when Jeff had left him. 

“It’s good to see you Y/N.” Jeff said, pulling the girl into a hug. Y/N couldn’t stop the tears from falling when she hugged him back, she did miss Jeff, he was a great friend to her, and never failed to make her feel better.  

“It’s good to see you too Jeff.” Y/N choked out. 

The pair pulled apart and Jeff nodded to backstage, “Come on, he’s waiting.” 

Y/N glanced to the backstage area, before looking back to Jeff, “Is he mad?”

Jeff shook his head, “Not mad, but he’s shocked.” 

She sighed, “I wouldn’t have come, it’s just my friends are huge fans and they’ve been wanting to come and I didn’t want to ruin their night, but I guess I ruined H’s instead, way to go me.” 

“You didn’t ruin his night Y/N, he’s just shocked, to be honest we all are, this is the last place we expected to see you.” Jeff said as he guided her through the backrooms. 

“Yeah, me too. I can’t believe I’m actually here.” Y/N said as she looked around, it had been years since she had been backstage at Forum and was marveling at how nothing had really changed. 

“Well did you enjoy the show at least?” Jeff asked and Y/N gave him a knowing look.

“I think you know the answer to that.” 

Jeff laughed as they approached Harry’s green room, “Well I’m glad you enjoyed the show, and it really was great to see you. I missed you.” 

Y/N hugged Jeff again, “I missed you too Jeffrey.” Jeff chuckled as he pulled away, and then knocked on the door. 

Harry was quick to answer, he was losing his mind waiting for Jeff to grab Y/N. He pulled open the door quickly but faltered as soon as he saw Y/N. She was actually in front of him, he couldn’t believe it. Y/N was also standing still, she was in shock, she definitely wasn’t expecting to be this close to him again. 

Jeff glanced at the pair before deciding he needed to get away to give them their own space to talk, “Well I’ll leave you two to it.” He bid them a quick wave before practically running to the other greenroom. 

Harry’s eyes hadn’t left Y/N, he was at a loss for words, the only word he could get out was a measly, “Hi.” 

She swallowed hard before looking up at him, “Hi.” 

Harry opened the door wider and motioned for her to come in and she slipped in, she looked around and saw the yellow sofa and the familiar throw pillows, it felt like nothing had changed. 

Harry closed the door and walked towards the sofa and Y/N followed, they took a seat and sat in silence for a moment. 

She looked around once again, before looking back to Harry, “The room is nice.” 

“Thanks,” Harry smiled, “I can’t believe you’re here.” 

“Yeah, you and me both.” Y/N mumbled. 

“You look good.” Harry said, taking her in, now he could really see every little detail of hers that he had missed so dearly. He could even smell her familiar scent of jasmine and gardenia hanging in the air. He had missed everything about her. 

Y/N smiled softly at Harry’s compliment and her cheeks heated up, he never failed to make her act like a schoolgirl with a crush, “You look good too H.” 

Harry swallowed before looking back to her, “So did you like the show?”

Y/N nodded, “Of course I did, you were great, I mean you’re always great.” 

Harry smiled at that, before sighing, “Why did you come? Why didn’t you tell me you were coming?” 

Y/N looked down at her hands at his question, “My friends are really big fans and they already bought the tickets and I couldn’t say no to them be-” 

“Because you hate disappointing your friends.” Harry finished for her and she nodded. 

“I also didn’t want to make a huge deal out of things, so I thought if I didn’t tell you, maybe you wouldn’t even notice me.” 

“I’ll always notice you Y/N.” Harry said without missing a beat.

They sat in a few moments of silence before Harry broke it, “How’s school?”

“It’s okay, one more semester and then I’ll be on rotations.” Y/N told him. 

Harry grinned at that, “That’s exciting, I’m proud of you.” 

Y/N felt a lump in her throat, but she pushed it down, “Thanks H.” 

Harry could still read her like a book, so of course he saw the tears ready to spill, “Fuck, I didn’t mean to make you cry.” 

He scooted closer to her trying to figure out how to comfort her, Y/N just shook her head, “No, no, it’s fine, it’s just, this is hard.” 

“Yeah, I know,” Harry says, before taking a deep breath, “Can we talk about us?”

Y/N glanced at him with an unreadable expression, “What’s there to talk about?”

“Y/N, I still love you.” He said as he took her hand into his. 

Her lips quivered and she swallowed her tears, “We can’t talk about this right now H, you’re touring and I know you won’t stop anytime soon and I’m still in school” 

“I know, but y/n/n, I don’t think you understand, this year has been hell without you, I didn’t know it could hurt this much. It quite literally physically pains me to be away from you.” Harry said, a few tears slipping from his eyes. 

“I know, how do you think I feel? I just, I just can’t do it again cause what if it doesn’t work, the first time broke me enough.” Y/N said, not stopping the tears this time. 

Harry wasn’t stopping his tears either, “I can try, I’ll be better, I promise, I’ll do my best to make things work. Just seeing you again showed me that I never stopped loving you, I don’t think I ever will, you truly are the best thing to happen to me, I need you.” 

“I need you too H, I literally couldn’t function properly without you for a whole month, but I just can’t do it again, I can’t go through another break up with you if something goes wrong this time. I just can’t do it.” Y/N cried. 

Harry took her other hand into his, “We can work together, we can do this. I believe in us, we were something, don't you think so?” 

“I know, I just can’t bear the thought of being away from you.” Y/N sniffled. 

“We’ll figure it out, I swear y/n/n. If it means me coming here every time I have a day or two off I’ll do it, I’ll do anything for you.” Harry pleaded. 

The pair sat holding hands as they sobbed, Y/N looked up to Harry’s eyes and saw how genuine he was being, but she knew she couldn’t make him do all of that accommodating just for her, it would put too much strain on him and that was the last thing she wanted. 

“I’ll always love you H, but right now isn’t the time for us, just give it more time.”

Harry’s heart broke hearing that, but he knew she was right, they just needed to wait a bit longer, “Can we still be friends until then?”

Y/N gave him a watery smile, “Of course we can, I can’t imagine my life without you.” 

Harry smiled at that, he was glad she felt the same way he did. She gave his hands one more squeeze before pulling away, “Well, I guess I’ll see you around then?”

“Let me drive you home?” Harry asked. 

“Okay.” 

Harry gathers some of his essentials before motioning to Y/N that he was ready. The pair quietly walk out of the room and head to the back where Harry had parked his car. Surprisingly Jeff was still there, Harry stopped once he spotted him, “Where’s everyone else? Did they go home?” 

“Yeah they did, also they said something about brunch tomorrow morning, but you’re going to have to check with them about that.” Jeff says and Harry nods, he didn’t think he’d be in the proper mood for brunch in the morning, but he wasn’t going to say that out loud.

“Oh, okay, I’m going to drop y/n/n back home.” Harry says and Jeff smiles, he was glad that at least they were talking enough for Harry to drop her off at home. He bid the pair a good night before walking off to check on some more details for the next show. 

The drive to Y/N’s was quiet, the radio was on but it was quiet and neither one of them wanted to say anything worried that any statement would cause another breakdown. 

Y/N looked out the window, she had tears streaming down her face, but they were silent, she was so torn up, she really wanted to be back with Harry but she thought they weren’t ready. She thought that they needed more time, they both needed just a little bit more time. 

Harry pulled into the complex and parked in front of her condo. He hadn’t been to her new place yet and was trying to take as many details in. Y/N looked at Harry before opening the car door, “Do you want to come in? I can make you some tea.” 

Harry wanted to say yes, he wanted to say yes so badly but he knew it wasn’t a good idea, “I don’t think I should, I have an early morning.” 

She nodded, “Ok, it was really good seeing you, I missed you.” 

“I missed you too Y/N, more than anything.” Harry murmured. 

“Goodnight H, drive home safe okay?” She said as she climbed out of the car. 

“I will, good night.” Harry smiled softly. Y/N closed the car door and walked the short distance from the driveway to her front door, she unlocked the door and stepped in and gave Harry one last wave before closing the door. As soon as she closed the door, the waterworks started again and Y/N was on the floor with her head between her legs sobbing. 

Harry waited until the door was fully closed before reversing out of the driveway and driving away. He wasn’t in better shape than Y/N, he drove straight to Jeff’s place, he didn’t want to be alone, he didn’t trust himself to be alone. 

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[autisticempathydaemon]

Hey hi hello!!! How are you today?

I was wondering if I could get a match up?

What song are you fixated on at the moment? What lyric or verse, and why?

I can't stop listening to Brand New City by Mitski since last week. I just really like the emotion in her voice. I also really associate myself with the line "if I gave on being pretty I wouldn't know how to be alive". So that's that.

What is your Enneagram type?

7w8, used to be a 9w1.

Do you love gargantuan Youtube video essays, and if so, which is your favorite and why?

I dooo! I really like enjoy video essays about linguistics and mental illnesses as well

Tell me about your childhood imaginary friend.

I never really had an imaginary friend. I mean, I remember being annoyed at my shadow for copying everything I do, but I don't think that counts.

I actually didn't have any friend untill I went to school. I was always okay playing by my self.

Though I do remember making little scenarios in my head while playing on the playground; one of them being me as Harley Quinn trapped in jail while Joker saves me (I was obsessed with Harley Quinn as a kid, okay..)

What is your go-to way to fall asleep?

Rambling asmr.

If you had to change your name, what would it be, and why? (In tandem, if you have changed your name, why did you pick that one?)

I'd like to pick a name that sounds nice in most languages, since mine doesn't.

Maybe something like Eleanora with Nora as a nickname.

What is your favorite of Redacted’s audios, and why?

I can't pick one so I'll say "holiday decorating with your boyfriend but he's a chaotic mess" and "listening in on your crush's thoughts". These are the audios that really made me smile like an idiot. They don't really have anything to do with the plot yet they're still my favourite.

What Redacted boy holds no appeal to you, and why? Like, not the one you hate but the one who you don’t get the hype for. (I won’t judge, I promise.)

Hot take but...David. It's just...idk man, I usually like the tsundere type put sometimes I feel like David is too rude. I enjoyed his first audio but the rest...idk man. I like angel a lot tho. I myself a lot in them, but David is definitely not the type I'd go for. I'd probably feel really annoying and unloved with a guy like him 🤷‍♀️

Tell me about that one book/movie/tv show you know all the words to.

"The spy next door". I watched it waaaaaay too many times as a kid and I sometimes still do.

Which Redacted boy are you platonically attracted to? Like- forget dating, which dude do you want to be your best friend?

Asher!!! He seems like so much fun dude. He also reminds me a lot of my friend.

Do you have a go-to thing you ramble about when you’re tired, and if so, what is it? (For example, my boyfriend knows I’m ready to sleep when I start talking about space.)

I start rambling about 'what if' scenarios. Like what if I was born a year later? What if brother hadn't been born? What if that one time at the cafe I didn't order my usual drink?

Stuff like that.

Tell me your go-to gas station and drink combo.

Idk I can't drive...😔

Chocolate and banana milkshake is my go to drink tho.

Tell me about your favorite playlist at the moment. 

All my saved songs mashed up...

What’s your guilty pleasure media, and why?

Harry Potter fanfiction.... hear me out okay... I know it sounds...bad.. But damnit some of the fics are just too good.

Other info:

Idk if this is important or not but my mbti is ENTP-T and I'm also very short (5'1). Do what you must with that information...

Thank you!!

The combination of your personality traits gives me the impression of an extroverted, strong-willed person; they’re giving Smartass, you know? This combined with your preference towards tsunderes makes me think you’d be a good match with Aaron.

I can get what you mean about David being “too rude”; in contrast, Aaron’s certain brand of tsundere reads more playful? Like, he grasped early on when the attitude isn’t serving him or when to tone it down which is why I like him better for you. Also, the fact that your chosen name would be Eleanora and his brother’s name is Elliott, the fact that both his most loved people in the world could be called “El” is just really cute. That’s kismet a little bit.

Your life with Aaron would be such a dream (though that’s any life with Aaron, I will admit.) I can clearly imagine him making you your favorite milkshake every Saturday morning to start your weekend right (even though I can see him personally hating it /lh something about his vibe tells me he hates chocolate and banana together but not as much as he loves you). I can see him asking you about the fanfic you’re reading- not because he cares about Harry Potter (he doesn’t particularly) but because he likes to hear you talk about it. Also, your not being able to drive is fun because he’s an excellent driver, and don’t we all dream just a little bit of having to be a passenger prince(ss)? /lh

Song:

I just don't wanna miss you tonight/ And I don't want the world to see me/ 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand/ When everything's made to be broken/ I just want you to know who I am

One, that last line is very tsundere-core, that sentiment of “I don’t need the world to know or see me as long as I have you”. Two, this song is such a classic, and it matches the alt, rock, grunge vibe that Aaron gives me. I think he likes this song and genre a lot.

Runner-ups:

In addition to giving me Smartass vibes, your personality types also remind me of a more extroverted Damien; because of this, Huxley would be a cute runner-up for you. To do a total one-eighty, your mention of considering What If’s means I just have to give you Echo as a runner-up okay heaR ME OUT-

Read this post and send me an ask if you’d like a match-up of your own! 💌

[homosandhomies]

ok, if the new directions ever had a halloween party here are some couples costumes i had in mind (note: there are overlapping ships and some of these things don't apply to the glee time period. pretend they're gen-z ok)

Tike: Katherine (Tina) and Jack (Mike) from Newsies. Of course Mike loves a good dance musical. And Tina wants to play Katherine someday.

Brittana: Joey (Brittany) and Uncle Jesse (Santana) from Full House. Britt thought it was so cute that Santana dressed up as Jesse when she was a kid, and Britt's convinced that they were a couple on that show. Lord Tubbington plays Michelle.

Faberry: Heather Chandler (Quinn) and Veronica (Rachel) from Heathers. It's just them.

St. Berry: JD (Jesse) and Veronica (Rachel) from Heathers. Both have that intensity in their relationship (but without the abuse and murder ofc)

Klaine: Leaf (Kurt) and Chip (Blaine) from The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee. It would just be so cute and funny. Kurt makes both of the costumes (though it hurts him to have to intentionally make the cape look sloppy.)

Finchel: Barfee (Finn) and Olive (Rachel) from Spelling Bee. Rachel knew of the musical but Finn liked it much more. She was glad that he found an interest in a musical on his own so that's what they did. They practiced the Pas De Deux as well and it was a beautiful mess.

Samcedes: Ron (Sam) and Hermione (Mercedes) from Harry Potter. Mercedes was a closeted Potterhead for years. Sam only saw the movies (he has trouble reading due to his canon dyslexia) so Mercedes reads the books to him. She painted freckles on him and he got a red wig. Sam thought she looked INCREDIBLE in that uniform.

Bartie: Chrissy (Brittany) and Eddie (Artie) from Stranger Things. Sure, Britt's just playing another cute cheerleader in a different uniform, but they both love the show. Artie's wig is atrocious and beautiful.

Marlique: Gomez (Marley) and Morticia (Unique) from The Addams Family. It's unexpected but works so well.

Jarley: Voldemort (Jake) and Quirrel (Marley) from A Very Potter Musical. It's so nerdy but cute. They shuffle around back-to-back the entire night. Gotta commit to the bit.

Tartie: Doofenschmirtz (Tina) and Perry the Platypus (Artie) from Phineas and Ferb. It would be ridiculous but so fucking funny. Artie's special party trick is that he can make the Perry sound. Never fails to amaze people.

Pizes: Jack (Puck) and Rose (Lauren) from Titanic. They both secretly love romantic dramas. They recreate the iconic "I'm flying" pose and Puck carries a notebook with him the whole night for realism.

[jostystyles]

a/n: welcome to the first blurb of the harry's house series! thank y'all for being patient with me. i hope you enjoy! let me know what you think of this one and which one you want to see next.

They always say you don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone. 

Or, if you love something you let it go. 

Or even that you’ll never forget your first love. 

Maybe all three can be true at once. Quinn would like to believe so. 

He still remembers the day he met (Y/N) like it was yesterday. 

It was his freshman year at Michigan, and him and some of the guys were headed to a house party for halloween. He and Josh Norris had decided showing up in a yellow and pink tshirt respectively would be enough to convince people they were dressed as Spongebob and Patrick. 

“Right boys. Deal is, drink a bit, mingle, and keep tabs on who you’re talking to because we do not want a repeat of what happened last year.” One of the guys said.

“The fuck happened last year?” Josh questioned as they walked in.

“Some chick thought it would be funny to convince us she had an identical twin so she could sleep with two guys at once. Clever, but messed up.”

Quinn snickered, his eyes wandering around the house, before coming to a screeching halt. 

He was definitely in a dream. Or maybe some sort of sick twisted crystal ball, because right in his line of view, sat atop the kitchen counter, was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. 

She was dressed in a green tracksuit, hair pulled tight into a ponytail. Laughing at some joke her friend said, she looked up and somehow locked eyes with Quinn. 

He knew in that second he was fucked. 

Sometimes, he still thinks of this moment. When he’s alone in his hotel room, or third wheeling with Brock or Jack or Petey. She was some form of paranoia, unlocked something in him he didn’t know existed. It was perfect for a while. But he knew it was too good to be true from the way he felt the moment they met. 

Her sweet laugh, mysterious smile, and the delicate point of view she held about almost everything, including him. He wished he was good enough to keep her around. 

“Maybe we’ll do this again, Quinn.” She said with tears in her eyes. 

“Yeah, love. Maybe.” He whispered to her as he was leaving.

They didn’t do it again. 

That was the last time he saw her, and all he was left with were bittersweet memories or spilling beer on her friend, stargazing on trampolines, wet dreams, and kissing by the lake. 

Quinn thought about her more than he should be. Everytime he drank red wine, he remembered the way she giggled about how he always had to follow it with ginger ale. 

He knew he’d move on someday, and he knew she would too. They weren’t made to last. 

As he walked past a familiar bar back home, Jack and a little too tipsy Luke in tow, he glanced through a window and paused before he kept walking. 

“You okay Quinn?” Sienna asked.

“Yeah, I’m ok. Just thought I saw someone.” He answered. 

“Let’s go guys come on!” Jack wailed.

“Hey there, little freak.” A voice called behind Quinn. 

He stopped dead in his tracks. He knew that voice anywhere.

[bowtiesnmusicals]

Here is my recap of this weeks episode of ATWYRM podcast. Sorry this is a bit late.

Kevin and Jenna recap the pilot episode.

Cory couldn’t rehearse with the rest of the cast because he was waiting for a week visa.

Kevin instinctually hated Cory because he played the villain on Kyle XY.

What happens when Cory comes? Kevin, Jenna, Amber, and Chris had bonded. They ended up becoming fast friends with Cory.

Lea also joined them late. The four reheated together for a bit before Lea joined them and last was Cory.

Glee was one is the last shows to be filmed on actual film.

Figgin’s couch was Darren’s couch. Thanks for the reminder Kevin. Jenna said she slept on it too.

Schue was shirtless in under 5 minutes.

New Directions = Nude Erections. It’s a pun. How do people not know this? Is my mind just really dirty?

Jenna and Ian came up with Tina’s last name when they filmed Tina signing the sign up list for glee club.

The auditions were supposed to be at the end of the shoot. Jenna hadn’t rehearsed Tina’s original audition song. Tina’s character changed and so did the song.

Jenna was panicking because she wants prepared. Amber was calm and cool. Chris just disappeared.

The auditions were performed live.

Everyone was floored when they got to hear each other sing for the first time. They are all so different.

Has Ryan every had a slushee? Has he ever stepped foot into a 7-11?

Jenna talked about Glee’s continuity problems.

Everyone was very similar to their characters.

The scene before Rachel’s first storm out everyone kept laughing and got in trouble.

Ryan loves making jokes about bed bath and beyond. Has he ever been on a bed bath and beyond? Jenna and Kevin are making a list of questions to ask Ryan.

The scene with Emma stepping in gum is just cute.

Grey’s Anatomy joke in the first episode and now Harry is on it.

Is it the scene of Mr. Shue watching Finn in the locker room creepy or good?

Mr. Shue blackmailing Finn was the first scene shot for glee.

Kevin loved the show after reading the script because it was dark and funny.

Talked about all the fun posters in Mr. Shue’s office.

Last day of filming was when they watched Vocal Adrenaline.

Diana was the last person to be cast on the show.

The networks wouldn’t approve anyone for the role of Quinn.

Jenna laughed through the whole pilot.

They learned the choreography for the vocal adrenaline number.

New Directions is 95% heart.

Jenna actually cried during the scene where Mr. Shue told the students he was quitting.

The porta potty scene was the first scene that Kevin shot.

Cory laughed when Kevin told him about not liking him because of Kyle XY.

Don’t Stop follows Kevin and Jenna everywhere.

Everyone got in trouble for doing dirty dance moves during Mr. Shue’s coverage of Don’t Stop. They never messed around again when Ryan directed.

The pilots still got it.

Tartie’s Takes aka superlatives game.

Shit We Found On TikTok.

Yes Lea can read.

Ryan has had a slushee and has been in 7-11. He lived there as a kid. He has been in a bed bath and beyond.

Very special guest Chris Colfer on the next episode!

[mediocre-writerr]

a mediocre 2k party!!

2031 FRIENDS!! Y’ALL ARE AMAZING! If you want to participate in this little party, i have a variety of prompts based off lyrics from my favorite songs for you to choose from. you could choose one of the prompts and create a scenario out of it or just have me quote it in the blurb, up to you! also lmk if you want angst, fluff, or nsfw. when you request through my inbox please note that it is for the mediocre 2k party and what character you would like it to be written for. for those of you don’t know these are the characters i am currently writing for: criminal minds: jennifer jareau, emily prentiss, euphoria: cassie howard, lexi howard, maddy perez, mcu: kate bishop, natasha romanoff, wanda maximoff, you: love quinn, guinevere beck

prompt lists: 

“but all the we are is all that we’ll ever be, cause he’s the one waiting at home” - (smoke slow, joshua bassett)

“i’ll be fine for tonight with you by my side, but don’t you know you’re my lifeline) - (lifeline, joshua bassett)

“something keeps me holding on to nothing” - (haunted, taylor swift)

“when i told you ‘i’m fine’, you were lied to” - (mess it up, gracie abrams)

“i’ll be your summer sun forever” - (forever winter, taylor swift)

“nothing to say, when everything gets in the way” - (as it was, harry styles)

“i know heaven’s a thing, i go there when you touch me” - (false god, taylor swift)

“you’re a crisis of my faith” - (would’ve, could’ve, should’ve, taylor swift)

“but you had no problem leaving, now i’m the one to feel it” - (friend, gracie abrams)

“i still love you, i promise” - (i miss you, i’m sorry, gracie abrams)

“please don’t ever become a stranger, whose laugh i could recognize anywhere” - (new year’s day, taylor swift)

“i once believed love would be burning red, but it’s golden” - (daylight, taylor swift)

“and i need you sometimes, we’ll be alright” - (feels like, gracie abrams)

“i miss the shape of your lips” - (to be so lonely, harry styles)

“from strangers to lovers to enemies” - (in the kitchen, renne rapp)

“so i’ll leave before you go, cause there’s no tears when its my fault” - (let the grass grow, ruel)

“she could be perfect, but the problem is, she’ll never be you) - (somebody’s nobody, alexander 23)

“call me on your way home, don’t matter the time” - (on your way home, patrick droney)

“sacred new beginnings that became my religion” - (cornelia street, taylor swift)

“guess i’d die to keep your eyes on me” - (reckless driving, lizzy mcalpine)

“did you ever have someone kiss you in a crowded room” - (question, taylor swift)

“hash brown, egg yolk, i will always love you” - (keep driving, harry styles)

“i didn’t choose this town, i dream of getting out, there’s just one who could make me stay” - (you’re on your own kid, taylor swift)

“there’s many different way that you can kill the one you love, the slowest way is never loving them enough” - (high infidelity, taylor swift)

“london is lonely without you” - (london is lonely, holly humberstone)

“all our best years are behind, what a brutal way to die” - (where do we go now?, gracie abrams)

“i’m not worried about where you are, or who you go home to, i’m just thinking about you” (little freak, harry styles)

“and i wake with your memory over me” (maroon, taylor swift)

“i’m sure that i would like her, if i were slightly nicer” - (rockland, gracie abrams)

“and i’ll dream each night of some version of you that i might not have, but did not lose” - (stick season, noah kahan

[tocrackerboxpalace]

I stumbled across this comment on YouTube earlier—and at first I was like haha nice but then I actually thought about it and I think there’s a really interesting opportunity for mclennon conspiracy discourse here. (yay!)

Under a cut because it’s a bit lengthy.

Nowhere Boy (2009) with Aaron Taylor Johnson and Thomas Brody Sangster: In this film about early John and his path to the Beatles, there are (arguably) new, nuanced details about his familial life and childhood/background that haven’t typically been conveyed in prior film portrayals of Lennon—and this “new, nuanced” bit comes from reading reviews and hearing comments about how many people watching the film (what I would consider, like, a “general population” of Beatles fans) didn’t even know about the details of his mother’s death. In the film, there’s a scene where Paul’s playing Julia’s banjo, and long story short John gets in a fight with someone and tosses the banjo and storms out. Paul follows him out there and he punches Paul in the face, who goes crumbling to the concrete. So, that’s the “punching scene”. The point is, Paul McCartney reportedly made it very clear that that never happened (i.e., that John had never hit him) after he saw the film and was not happy about it. (I’ve heard this “not happy about [the film]” narrative over and over, but I can’t seem to find any great direct quotes from Paul, other than people saying that Paul wasn’t a fan and suggesting he wasn’t happy about certain other portrayals [lol]- so if anyone has any, I’d love to hear about it!). Essentially, in response, Taylor Johnson tried to defend the emotional validity of the film and suggested, like, well we think John probably wanted to hit Paul a lot of the time, and the movie is just activating an interpretation of that. But, yeah, the point was that Paul was pissed about the punch scene and was reportedly very adamant that John never, ever hit him. And it’s not as though Paul had issues with the violence of it, because if it was that, why would he discuss it as an inaccuracy? Is there a nicer way to punch someone in the face? And, that would be completely neglecting the 0.2 seconds later when John realizes what he’s done and pulls Paul into a tight hug, which forms a very beautiful street shot of one morphed being shortly thereafter (side note: creative decision meant to emphasize the oneness in their bond of losing their mothers? anyway).

Two of Us (2000) television drama with Jared Harris and Aidan Quinn: First off, I feel like it’s worth mentioning that this is directed by Michael Lindsay-Hogg (who is also the director of Let it Be (1970), so... guy who spend hours upon hours with and watching the Beatles?). In this movie, there’s an elevator scene where John and Paul are messing around, cracking jokes and getting in a playfight and whatnot, and in the midst of it all John kisses him. After a couple of seconds, Paul pushes him off and doesn’t say anything for a moment. Then, he just makes a joke (”Just ‘cause Yoko’s away doesn’t mean you have to stop brushing your teeth”) and they laugh it off. Contrary to Nowhere Boy, Paul rather liked Two of Us as remarked on by Aidan Quinn in an interview on April 18, 2004: “Just after I finished the film, I went on holiday and Paul McCartney was staying at the same place. I met him and we became quite friendly. Later, he saw the film and fortunately he liked it. It would have been terrible if he'd hated it.” It appears that Paul is very complimentary of Two of Us - hence, the joke in the fandom that like “paul likes the kissing scene”. Paul hasn’t said anything about the kiss directly that I can find (sus in and of itself), but there’s been reasonable arguments made for the validity of the scene in that all of the other portrayals of John and Paul in the film are so accurate and realistic and truthful (see: Martin Lewis quote)—why would this detail be any different?

We could analyze these films and creative decisions separately and in comparison for hours and hours, but I find the McCartney responses a particular area of interest. Because don’t we think if Paul was adamant about setting the narrative straight on things that did or didn’t happen between him and John, and if he wanted to continue to push his ever-insistent narrative of ‘John wasn’t gay bc if he was he would’ve made a pass at me (or someone else) in 20 years’, he would also want to make it very well-known that the kissing scene didn’t happen either? With the same level of insistence? Though the movies themselves aren’t reduced to these two polarized scenes, is it not worth considering why Paul chose to speak out about one, but not the other? If it was an issue of setting the record straight (no pun intended), would Paul not wish to exercise the same amount of caution with kissing scenes as with fighting scenes, especially given what we know about how he has typically viewed and discussed sexuality? 

Or, could it possibly be that the kissing scene—in its presentation of playfighting, spontaneity, a brief moment of confusion and realization, then laughed off and construed as a joke—isn’t an inaccuracy?

[chudleycanonficfest]

Air

Our first story on Day 1 comes to you by @zurisenchantedquill !

Title: Air Author/Artist: zurimadison Pairing: Romione, side Hinny Prompt: Rock Concert Rating: Teen, borderline Mature? Trigger Warning(s) (if any): bit of snogging :)

Full disclosure, I was inspired by the song "Stay Next to Me" by Quinn XCII and Chelsea Cutler

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Ron

“You have ten minutes,” Ginny says, smacking her gum as she stares at me. “Harry will be here soon.”

I don’t move from my seat on the couch. “So let me get this straight, not only are you forcing me into going to this concert tonight, but you also invited your boyfriend to my flat?”

“You like Harry.” She checks her phone. “Nine minutes.”

I do like Harry, but I’m not going to admit that to her right now. I try a change of tactics. “I had plans tonight, Gin. You can’t just show up unannounced and expect me to drop everything to go out with you.”

“Laundry is not a plan, Ron,” she says, texting furiously as she plops on the other end of the couch. “Mum says I need to get you out of the house because you’ve been moping since your breakup, and I knew that if I gave you warning, you’d find an excuse to bail.”

I can’t help but wince, reminded of both the recent end to my relationship and the correct assumption that I’m hiding away because of it. “I just need some me-time right now.”

She looks at me, cheek lit by her phone screen, and smirks. “Eight minutes.”

Whoever said Weasleys are pushovers has never met my little sister.

Actually, probably no one has ever said that.

I sigh and stand, making my way to my bedroom to change.

“Comb your hair or something, while you’re at it,” she calls. “You look a mess.”

“Thanks Gin,” I yell back, but then I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror. Sheesh, she wasn’t kidding. 

Seven minutes later, dressed and groomed enough to be presentable, I set off down the road with my sister and her boyfriend. 

“Go on then, who are we seeing tonight?”

“The Black Keys,” Harry answers, grinning. “I’ve been dying to see them for ages.”

I’ve never heard of them before, so I ask, “what kind of music is that? Rock?”

“Technically, more Indie Rock,” Ginny answers, and I can’t stop the small snort that escapes me. She shoots a glare that very clearly warns me not to take the mickey, so I hold my arms up defensively and clear my throat.

“Oh, sounds...erm, fun.” It’s lame, but Harry nods and starts rambling about his favorite songs. For all my trouble, Ginny graces me with an approving quirk of her eyebrow. Thanks Sis. 

The venue is close to my flat, so it isn’t long before we’re through the doors, pushing our way into the crowd. 

It feels like even less time before Ginny is snogging Harry, their bodies swaying in time to the music as her drink slops unnoticed on their shoes. They break apart every now and then to sing a lyric or two, then they’re right back at it.

I try to ignore it as I down my beer, but the venue is so congested that I’m constantly jostled into them. Not that they even seem to notice, mind you, but as much as I don’t care what Ginny does on her own time, it’s another thing entirely to literally have it shoved into my face. 

My bottle is devastatingly empty, so I mutter an excuse and snake away through the crowd, not finding it at all dispersed as I move further from the stage. I spot a bar in the back corner and fight my way over to it, feeling like a hero returning home after battle when I’m able to place my order with the bartender. 

It happens as I’m waiting for my beer. I glance down the length of the bar, more out of idleness than anything else, and I see her. 

She’s got dark curly hair that’s highlighted with honey, a red strapless dress that could bring a man to his knees, and, unless I’m much mistaken, she’s holding a book in one of her hands as she leans across the bar to be heard above the music.

I am struck with the impulse to know the color of her eyes. 

She seems to be alone, and is the only person in the venue actually sitting on a stool. I’m not altogether surprised when, after receiving her drink, she opens her book. She’s so absorbed in her reading that she doesn't notice the people bustling around her. She doesn’t even look up when the bartender hands a drink to someone over her head. 

It takes me two more beers, alone in the corner, watching this woman who has such impressive focus, before I work up my nerve. There’s a small opening in the crowd, so I decide it's now or never and throw myself through it. I slip to her side and deliver the almighty line that I’d been working on for nearly twenty minutes.

“Whatcha reading?”

I honestly expect her to ignore me or maybe genuinely not hear me, but to my surprise, she looks right at me. 

Brown. Her eyes are chestnut brown, with a dark ring around the outside. They appraise me before the corners of her round lips turn upwards almost imperceptibly. “Treasure Island.” She has to shout to be heard above the music.

“No way,” I exclaim, bemused. “That’s one of the few books I’ve actually read! Isn’t it crazy that Ben had the treasure the whole time?”

“He what?” Her eyes go wide as she gazes at me, slack jawed. “Seriously?”

“Wait, you didn’t know?” I ask, clapping a hand over my mouth. “I’m so sorry, I thought-”

“Just kidding,” she interrupts me, then begins to giggle at what I can only assume is my idiotic expression. “I’ve read this a million times.”

Her laugh is infectious, and I silently swear to make her do as much of it as I can. I lean against my forearm on the bar and turn sideways so I can view her better. Something about the way she’s looking up at me makes me feel brave. “What’s your name?” 

“Hermione.”

“Ron.” I extend my hand. She slips her tiny palm into mine. I shake it, but then I don’t let go. 

A drunk patron knocks into me, pushing me closer to her. I can almost see down her dress, I’m standing so close. “It’s too crowded in here,” she shouts as she glances over her shoulder. “So many random bodies pressed together.”

“We should go somewhere.” I’m not sure what’s gotten into me, but I don’t mind it when she rewards me with a tiny smile.

“Where? Outside?”

“I don’t care,” I say. “Your choice. I’ll follow you.”

She surveys me, looking as though she’s deciding. “Aren’t you going to miss the show?” 

“No,” I laugh. “I don’t know this band at all.”

“Me neither,” she admits. She’s nearly knocked off her stool by a surge of the crowd around us, and this seems to seal the deal. “Ok, let’s go.” She stands and winds through the crowd, never releasing my hand. 

_____

Hermione

I lead my tall, red headed stranger to the back patio, feeling instant relief in the cool night air as we step over the threshold. The music is much less loud out here, and it’s not as crowded. I drop his hand as I perch myself on the patio railing, sighing in contentment as my overstimulated senses are satisfied by the calming change in environment.

Ron flags a server for us, so I take the opportunity to examine him while he orders. He’s broad in the shoulders but narrow in the hips, though the shape is flattering in the way his t-shirt pulls across his chest. From underneath the material on his left arm, a full sleeve of tattoos runs enticingly to his wrist, leaving me with a burning desire to see the obscured designs. 

Tattooed and bearded. Just how I like 'em.

The server leaves and he turns his gaze back to me, reminding me of the thing so far that I like the most about him.

His eyes.

They’re almost turquoise-y blue, and seem to ripple like water. That alone would be sexy enough, but there’s something about the way they make me feel. They’re...kind.

He leans his back against the railing where I’m sitting, close enough that my leg is brushing his arm. “So, did you come to this show tonight because you like a little background music while you read?” 

I laugh. “No, my friends dragged me here with them, but I lost track of them pretty much the moment we arrived. Hence, this.” I hold up my book. “What about you? You said you don’t know the band either.”

“Nah,” he agrees. “I was also forced to come out tonight. But, I don’t fancy watching my sister snog her boyfriend all evening so…” He shrugs. His hair moves gently in the night breeze.

“Well look at us,” I say. “A couple of third wheels.”

The server comes back with the drinks: two shots of whiskey and two beers. I thank him as I take mine, and Ron raises his shot glass.

“Left your boyfriend at home, then?” He’s holding the whiskey expectantly, smirking while he waits for my answer.

I roll my eyes. “Very subtle.”

“Oh, you saw what I did there?”

“I did, believe it or not.” I hold my whiskey out as well. “To being single?”

It’s phrased as a question, and there’s a triumphant sparkle in his eye as he clicks his glass against mine. “To being single.”

“Cheers.” We throw back the shot. The alcohol hums just under my skin.

Ron doesn’t return to his previous position, but instead stands in front of me so that his stomach is against my knees. He places his free hand on the outside of my bare thigh, sending tingles down my spine. He meets my eye for a moment, as though asking if I mind, and in response I lean forward and place my free hand on his chest. 

The full, lopsided smile I receive in return is worth it.

“What do you do for a living, Hermione?” His voice is gravelly now.

“I’m in microbiology,” I answer. “I work in a lab.”

“Wow,” he lets out a low whistle. “Smart and beautiful.”

I laugh again. “What about you?”

“I’m a nurse,” he says, puffing out his chest. “I work in the ICU.”

Somehow I understand the kindness in his eyes even more. I’m so distracted by looking into them that I accidentally spill some beer all over my lap. “Oh no, I’m sorry!”

“Watch yourself,” he says, laughing as he grabs a napkin and dabs off my legs. “Why is your drink so full anyway?” 

“Yours is just as full,” I argue, offering my beer as evidence.

He looks between our two glasses and shrugs. “Maybe, but I can drink faster, so it doesn’t count.”

“How do you know that?” I demand, holding the beer up now as a challenge. “Chugging contest?”

His grin is evil and beautiful. “You’re on.”

“Three, two…” We both begin to drink as quickly as we can, though it becomes apparent to me that I’m quite outclassed. His Adam’s apple bobs distractingly and I reach out, tracing my finger down it before I can stop myself.

I freeze, my hand again on his chest, fingers grazing the skin above his neckline. When I meet his eye, he puts his glass on the railing and steps between my legs, wrapping his arms around me to bury his hands in my hair as he pulls me in for a kiss.

The way he feels is so distracting that I drop my own glass, still half full, on the outside of the patio, where it spills in the grass. I’m sure we could get kicked out of the venue for that, but right now I don’t care. I kiss my new friend Ron for all I’m worth. He tastes like whiskey and every flick of his talented tongue ignites tiny fires all over my body. 

We snog for I don’t know how long, until we’re forced to come up for air. He doesn’t step away from me, but keeps his face close to mine as we pant. 

“I can’t waste another second here, can you?” His whisper tickles my cheek.

I run the analysis, weighing my options even as my head spins from the snog. I grip his arms tighter. “We should go somewhere.”

His lopsided smile takes my breath away.

[thekatebridgerton]

The Viscount Who Loved Me is my favorite book. But after the changes in the first season and the fact that Julia Quinn herself happily said in the Netflix Book Club episode that she is very hands off with the series, I knew there were going to be changes.

Not as many changes as there ended up being… obviously… but I don’t hate what they’ve done. Do I wish they had stayed truer to the books, of course, especially with the iconic scenes than just became tease points for the reader viewers.

But no adaptation is every exactly as things are done in the books. I’m a big fan of both Outlander and Harry Potter both the books and the series/movies. There are always things we wished they had done better. Plot lines they toyed with. Characters they changed for better or for worse.

All that to say, that season 2 ended up being a very exciting story. Something I wasn’t expecting. Did I nearly have an anxiety attack when there was an actual fucking wedding scene? Uh yes! But after seeing what Shonda Rimes and her team came up with for Season 1 taking the (in my opinion) lacking book 1 and making it as exciting as they did, I trusted that she wouldn’t mess with the heart of the story: Kate and Anthony falling in love.

And she didn’t fail us there. We still got our beloved Kathony… maybe not the way we had expected to, but we got them. Maybe not in the fully matured way we expected… but Jonathan and Sierra both said they plan to stick around which means that we get to see Kathony again and see how their relationship develops over the coming seasons.

Then there is the added fun of being able to wonder, just like our non-reader friends, what the fuck is going to happen next?! Will season 3 be Colin and Penelope or Benedict and Sophie? Will Benedict and Sophie still have a Cinderella trope or no? What’s going to happen with Marina and Sir Phillip… since he clearly is going to marry Eloise eventually.

As much as I love the books… it’s kind of fun trying to guess what they’re going to do in the future. They’re going to keep us on our toes for sure!

As you recall a while ago. Author Julia Quinn lost her father and sister in a car crash around the middle of 2021. And was probably grieving for her loss right around the time s2 was being filmed. Which is why I don't hold it against her for her lack of input in the s2 storyline.

If she's being hands off from production then I'm sure there's a good reason for it and hope she doesn't regret it.

That is to say s2 will eventually grow on me once I get over the disappointment of seeing a Retelling and not an adaptation for s2. Maybe when I watch it for a second time.

Shonda is an excellent creator for s3, we will probably see more of Benedict's hilarious shenanigans as it should be and lovely Sophie will have an actress to play her that I'll be able to put in my storyboards.

But taking a page out of Penelope's book, I'm the type who skips to the last page of the book to see how it ends, it's 2022, sometimes I really do want to watch something I'm familiar with where the storyline is corny, funny, predictable but never boring.

Being kept on my toes is good and fun in original productions, but as you mentioned with examples like Harry Potter and Outlander. In book adaptations keeping close to the source material is what reasures the viwers that all will be well in the end. Because they know the end.

I'm sure once I get over this disappointment in a few days I'll be back to being positive about future changes made to the books source material, I'll find a way to put a positive spin on this narrative Netflix is handing us and feel much more motivated about being surprised by season 3 and 4.

In fact in a few days I'll be off to make fun of Anthony once again in all l my posts but right now... I'm kinda discouraging.

And I hope you don't feel offended by that or hold it against me

[elizabethlailolsenfan]

Elizabeth on set of ‘You’ season 1

[fixeddawn]

Hey! I'm probably going to send in quite a few asks so I'll use the ☀️ emoji so you know who I am if that's okay. So what about Jacob, and the rest of the wolves? How do they fit in?

(STRAP IN BABY)

Jacob:

"Okay so, there are three families, right? All our great grandaddies immigrated from the old country around the same time. The Blacks, the O'Cleary's and the Udy's.

My grampa, Ephraim, had my dad and my aunt Shannon. My dad married my mom, Ellen, she's native, Makah. They had me n' my sister, Rachel, and my Aunt married a Puerto Rican guy and had my cousin Lysandre.

The O'cleary's are a massive family, we got Harry, Sue, Leah and Seth, Sue is Quileute and was raised in La-Push! (Go donate please) Emily, Quinn and Eagan are Leah and Seth's cousins.

With the Udy's we got Sam and his parents. Pauls his cousin.

We all live around Pullman, and my dad owns The Rose and Thorn, a pub downtown, I've been working at it most of my life, and it became a family meeting place. The O'Cleary's own The Farm, I mean, they don't farm it, but it's a massive piece of land and we all hang out over there, we have a ton of parties and family gatherings out there.

When Eddie boy pulled the whole Martyr thing, Bella started coming to the pub more often, and I helped her find a place. It was actually my Auntie's friends old place, and it was near The Farm.

So all the wolves start turnin' and Bella's in on it cause I kinda shifted in front of her. She became part of the Pack. We got our shifting ability from the old world, all our great grandaddies were descendants of the people of Ossory.

We originally wanted the Cullens to fuck off cause you shouldn't mess with the fucking Fair Folk, but when the mama, Esme, started helping sam with organizing protections when we were trying to stop Victoria, we realized they were pretty chill. Leah and Bella became real tight, and so did Bella and I, but she eventually shut me down totally. She tried to tell me no from the start, but I was...young and dumb. ANYWAY we fought off that army or whatever, and Rosalie and her husband like, adopted one of them, and by then we all relaxed with each other. Paul and Emmett are bros now, and Ed's not so bad, a nerd, yea, but he's funny. Jasper is bros with Lysandre.

Bella and I are still buds too, even though she reeks, and they all come to the family get togethers now. Once a member of the pack, always a member of the pack, we all love her like a little sister. It's just fun she can keep up now lol."

Quinn: "Oh also Jake never imprinted on a fuckin baby, and neither did I."

Jacob: "Wait, what the fuck?"

Quinn: "Did you ever read the last book?"

Jacob: "Gimme that..."

Jacob: "AY YO STEPHANIE, HEY, WHERE YOU AT? I JUST WANNA TALK-"

[sapphicgarlic]

You NEED to write about Harry and famous!y/n doing the 9 things we've never tried before in the allure YouTube channel xx

Y/N and Harry  try 9 things they never done before

i INDEED NEEDED TO!

warning: chaotic energy!

“Hi! My name is Y/N L/N”

“And I am Harry Styles and we are are trying 9 things never done before with Allure!” He turns to Y/N, giving her a high-five, completely clueless. Them both didn´t know what they were going to try out, of course that the plan did go through both of their managers to guarantee everything was okay keeping it entertaining to the viewers.

Two Allure´s staff comes in frame, one bringing a small white table and the other a bowl filled with different plastic flowers and butterflies and a what it seems nail polish. Quinn, the director, says what Y/N should do which makes the girl instantly smile.

“To start off, I am going to decorate Harry´s stubble. They said beard, however, I find the term stubble more…accurate.” Y/N turns to her boyfriend who is blinks and shaking his head, pretending that he could not believe she said that. “Don’t be mad at me. Maybe one day.”

Y/N laughs at his face, opening the little frask of glue, shaking her head as in to say that Harry could go ahead and choose the first garment. He immediately gets it, searching for one that sparked joy on him while his girlfriend gently placed the glue on his face.

“Can you put this one first, please?” Harry chimes, getting excited and Y/N nods in response. “Oh! This one is very pretty! It has glitter on it!”

Y/N started to place them as Harry tells her – he got way over excited and decided to take the creative decisions on it.

“Not there! I said it right on my mole!” Harry says, trying to touch his mole to be sure Y/N placed the glitter blue butterfly on the wrong spot, it was a very difficult move since there was a lot on his face and he could not messed the rest up.

“Harry! You are not going to feel the mole because the butterfly is there!” As Y/N responds him, he feels it was on the right spot all along.

“Oops.” His cheeks going into a pinker tone. “Sorry.”

After the pair decides that Harry´s ´beard´ had enough flowers and butterflies, the two staffs come back again – they learn that their names were Jordan and Tyson – with a hot towel to help take the glue off Harry’s face without making his skin red and three small dripper bottles half filled.

The camera start recording once more, after a few instruction of Quinn.

“How we should do this then?” Y/N asks. “Maybe put a drop on our fingers and then taste it together?”

Harry thinks for about a second, trying to think of a different outcome that wouldn’t desmotize the video. Not coming with a better one, he hums in response grabbing the last bottle to his left and untwisting the cap.

Inside which bottle where a type of flavoured lube and they would need to correctly answer which flavour was it. Their mind went to places when the director finished her little speech, for a moment, and only a moment. The sweet memories of everytime they tried a different type of lube during sex and how it felt on their sensitive skins while the other softly moaned on the background. Harry swears that if the camera took a mere second more to start rolling, he would be rock hard for the rest of the segment.

“1,2,3.” Y/N counts down tasting the small drop on her finger at the same time as Harry. Her face scrunches, finding the taste too sour and strange. They never tried that one before, she is certain of that. “ Apple? This one tastes horrible by the way.”

“No idea, really.” Jordan says that correct answer is mango. “Mango? What they did to the poor mango to taste like this?”

“Yeah, mhm.” Y/N hums negatively meanwhile puts another one drops another drop of lube on their fingers.

“Coconut?” Harry says it first, looking at Jason who makes a sign to indicate that is more or less correct. “Piña Colada then.”

This time Jason gives him a thumbs up.

Y/N repeats the same process that her boyfriend did with the last one and even before the liquid touches her tongue properly, she knows the right answer right away. She looks at Harry who has the biggest grin splattered on his face.

“Watermelon.” They say exactly at the same time, making everyone on the room laugh. Maybe they should have acted a little more inconspicuous.

“I have a song out with that name, actually.-”

“ I highly doubt it that someone doesn’t know that by now, Harry. Everybody has listen to it on the radio or their friends car:”

“I haven’t!” Harry exclaims and Y/N turns to him with a nonchalant face, rolling her eyes right after.

“As if you aren’t your biggest fan.” Y/N sticks her finger out so Harry drops a different lubricant. “Not that you shouldn’t be, it’s good to recognize the things we are good at and be proud of them too.”

“Are you insinuation there are things I am not good at?” Harry looks at her in disbelieve.

“You are a sore loser, Harry.”

“So are you!” Harry looks at his girlfriend in disbelief.

“I never said I was any better!” Y/N respond, turning herself to the camera. “We are very competitive. We don’t cheat though! We just… play smart.”

“That’s the same thing, love.” Harry brings his finger to his mouth, tasting the liquid. “What do you think this one is?”

“Mhmm, it´s definetly chocolate. Cinnamon chocolate? That´s like christmas morning chocolate.”

“Chocolate Peppermint?” Harry searches for a signal that his response is right and when he gets it, a little squeal of joy leaves his mouth. “I won!”

“See?That is what I was talking about!”

.・゜゜・　　・゜゜・．

Draw each other using makeup.

“Mine drawing is impecable.” Y/N promise and she quite think that she is doing a pretty good job. For the body she used a pale foundation making it chubby it enough so she could attempt to draw nhis tattoos with a eyeliner, his face was easy thanks to his very recognizable features: his green eyes, his mole on his chin and his curls chocolate locks.

Since the canvas were facing against each other, Y/N couldn´t peak to see how Harry´s drawing is coming together.

“Well, right after this I will call Louvre so they take the MonaLisa down to put this one up.”

A few more minutes go by until they both feel satisfied with their creations.

“Ready? One, two, three!” Y/N exclaims, giggling as she struggles a bit to turn her painting over.

“What the bloody hell is that? That should be me?” Harry asks. “ Why I am without a shirt?”

“Well, I wanted to draw your tattoos! See?” She points to the butterfly tattoo on his chest.

“That’s hardly a butterfly. Maybe if a 3 year old kid drew.”

“Stop being rude! I still think I did a incredible job.”

“Whatever helps you sleep at night, darling” Y/N scoffs.

“Show me yours then! C’mon, don’t be shy!” At that Harry reveals his drawing and well, Y/N couldn’t be less impressed. “That is me?”

“That’s you! Look, I even drew Eve!”

“If she ever sees this, she will scratch your whole body while you sleep. She looks like a trash bag!”

“She does not!”

“And you were saying shit about my drawing! Mine at least resembles you, I do not look like that at all.”

“That’s because you are too beautiful.” Harry playfully says, moving his eyebrows a little too much.

“Cut the crap, Styles! Just admit I did a better job. Say it!”

“I won’t because it’s not true!” Harry grins, crossing his arms.

“He always does this, always says nice things just to get away with things.” Y/N announces to the camera.

“ Now you are making me look like I am a terrible person.”

“Harry…I think it’s time to tell you the truth.” Y/N puts her hand on his thigh, making a very dramatic pause,as Harry keeps his face straight. “I am kidding! I am kidding! You are a wonderful person!”

Y/N gets up to kiss her boyfriend’s cheeks a couple of times.

“Did you notice?” He asks her, forgetting for a moment that they were being recorded. The light banter was a part of their routines and they would never change that, it was always very entertaining how they could kept it going for hours on end.

“Noticed what?”

“Noticed how I didn’t say you were a wonderful person as well.” Y/N’s mouth drops to the floor, not believing that he actually did that.

“Absolute wanker, that’s what you are!” She shakes her head going near her masterpiece.

“Oi!” Harry smiles widely at her cute expression of false rage, looking to Quinn afterwards. “Can we keep them, please?”

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Decorate 30 cupcakes in 18 seconds was their next challenge. The small table was replaced by a way bigger one filled with the vanilla cupcakes and in the right corner, four different color of icing – yellow, purple, green and blue – and two bowls of sprinkles.

“ I think each one of us should do 15 cupcakes so we can nail this.” Y/N suggest to Harry who agrees. “Which colors you want to use?”

“Green and purple, please.” Y/N hands him the icings of his choice. “What about the sprinkles?”

“We just throw them after? Technically speaking we would have 3 seconds at the end to do that.”

“Who you know that?”

“Math.”

“Oh, yeah yeah, right.” It’s not that Harry is dumb, he immediately gets what she was thinking after Y/N says ´math´, he was just a tad lower thinking then her sometimes when it comes to non-music related content. Even though it was a very easy thinking, Harry loves that his girls is smart and the amount of general knowledge she has in her brain. Y/N blames it that it´s because she finished school and when to go collage for a bit before getting her first big role, however, they both know that she just likes researching and knowing stuff for the heck of it. It was actually her secret hobby, spending nights reading a bunch of articles and watching hours of documentaries.

Since they were two people, the task of decorating the cupcakes went very smoothly until it was time to start putting the sprinkles.

“Harry!” Y/N screams as her boyfriend throws the bowls of sprinkles, making a even bigger mess that the one they already done.

“I am sorry you guys are going to have to clean this up and this all our fault!”

“Our? It’s yours!” Y/N says, noticing how distracted Harry became on putting the final touches on his part of the cupcakes, she puts a considerable amount of yellow icing on her left hand.

“Time’s up!” Quinn informs.

“Mine look better than yours.” Harry says, quickly comparing the both sides.

“Yeah? But what about this one?” With her clean hand, Y/N points to the cupcake that is more distant from Harry making him push his head forward to see.

And at that moment, Y/N slaps Harry’s face with her left hand, spreading the yellow icing on his face. After noticing what she done, Harry quickly grabs the purple icing bag to squirt on Y/N´s face but she dodges it, making it end up on the top of her head. The studio falls silent for a moment because it was one thing to mess the face and it was another to do it with the hair. A lot of other celebrities made a scene with less so everyone was expecting her to scream bloody murder. However, they are immediately relieved when Y/N starts to laugh.

“I did a terrible job at dodging it didn´t I?”

“Yeah, you did, love.” Something inside of her makes Y/N swaps a finger on Harry’s cheek and tasting it even though the she still has some icing on her other hand.

“At least you taste good.” When Y/N fully understood what she said, it’s too late and Harry gaze at her makes it clear that he interpreted the same way she did.

Needless to say that the producers got very happy with the content they got.

[olivicsc]

[ jessica alexander, cisfemale, she/her ] have you seen OLIVIA SCOTT lately ? yeah, i heard they're 23 years old and an IG MODEL now in charleston city. i mean, i don’t know if it’s their CANCER vibes or that they’re -OBSESSIVE and -MANIPULATIVE but also +DEBONAIR and +CHARISMATIC but they remind me of GASOLINE by LEYLA BLUE. here’s to hoping they don’t cause too much trouble around here.

hey loves ! it’s gaya back with a third chara . olivia is brand new so i hope her background will make sense and that i won’t ramble too much .

FULL NAME  :  olivia wren scott NICK NAMES  :  liv , oli , vivi  AGE  : twenty three DATE OF BIRTH  : july 4th , 1998 ASTROLOGY SIGN  :  cancer sun , scorpio moon , leo rising. GENDER  :  cis female.   PRONOUNS  :she / her / hers.   SEXUALITY  :  bisexual.   OCCUPATION : instagram model HOMETOWN  :  charleston , south carolina. POSITIVE TRAITS  : charismatic , debonair , honest , independent , strong willed , charming , intellectual , confident NEGATIVE TRAITS  :  manipulative , obsessive , stubborn , possessive , can be selfish at times , unstable . HABITS  :  tba CHARACTER INSPO  : love quinn , a bit of fallon carrington , rory gilmore , blair waldorf , alex russo , ruby matthews 

tw: mentions of fire , stalking

background:

–– olivia was born on july 4th 1998 to alana and harry scott . her dad grew up in england while her mom is american . she is the last child in the schott family and has an older brother and a sister who are twins .  –– she comes from a very rich family –– mom’s a lawyer and dad owns a hotel company that has hotels in both england and all around the us. –– her mom grew up in charleston , hence why the family lives there . her dad traveled a lot when she grew up and even though her mom was at home more often than her dad she still didn’t get much attention from her parents . –– she did get a ton shit of gifts tho . she never heard the word “no” throughout her life and she sure did get everything she wanted . this affected her when she got to middle school . she had the biggest crush on this guy at school when she was 14 . she followed him after school , trying to learn his routine so she could “accidentally” meet him and possibly make him fall in love with her. –– but little did she know he was already seeing someone . this caused her to act up and burn this girl’s hair “by mistake” at school . no one saw it happening but the girl ended up ratting her out which caused her parents to send her to boarding school in england when she was just 15 .  –– she started her modeling career when she was 18 , after she finished school . she’s been going on trips and doing her thing ever since , but decided to come back home at the age of 21 . she’s been in and out of charleston but has officially moved in the last 6 months .

personality:

–– she has obsessive tendencies . once she gets heavily involved with someone she also gets obsessive .  –– she tries to distance herself from people she crushes on because she’s afraid of what she might do .  –– she has a queen b type of vibe but is not a mean bitch ?? like she will say things as they are but is actually kinda sweet in a weird way lol –– she’s VERY confident . like she knows she’s hot and and she knows what she’s worth and if you’re not into it ? then fuck u she’ll go to someone else –– she lives for attention . give her attention and you’ll have her .  –– she can be very deceiving tho . she may seem sweet and lovely but she can also ruin your life in a blink of an eye –– she’s very much spoiled and loves to be spoiled  –– she’s very well put together but don’t let that fool you cuz deep down she is fighting her demons every freaking day . –– hates her middle name and might smack u if u use it when u talk to her –– heavily based on the songs gasoline by leyla blue and black widow by rita ora and iggy azalea

this is it love u a lot she’s a mess and i’m sorry if this didn’t make any sense <3

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Katy my beloved 🧡

so once you're up and you have time!!

I'm requesting your list of the characters brithdays

anyways good night may your dreams be sweet because it is late for you ✨

Good Morning! It is 8am on a Sunday! and I want to go back to sleep! but I have a train to catch at 9!

So, Birthdays!! I posted about it on Reddit like almost a year ago (the first thing i ever did on reddit, actually!) So I'll copy paste that and change some things because i think I have changed some things since.

So I started this because of my fic series One More New Direction and i went a bit inane due to, like, timelines. so i wanted to give everyone birthdays if they didn't already have them. (and obviously have a note of them all just in case they could be used in the plot)

Here is a screenshot from my timeline google sheets of all of the birthdays (ignore the OCs and the colour coding, it's just me trying to keep track of who is new and who is graduated, this is also why Roderick isn't in this, becasue in my fic he hasn't transfered yet (this is the year between S5a & 6) and Jane hasn't started highschool so that's why she's not on it) and I'll explain them (mostly S2 NDs) under the cut (my reddit comment amended, basically) 💛

I know I missed Blaine but... he's not in my fic as a ND member at all so i didn't give him a birthday just yet because i haven't needed to.

Puck: Aug 17th 1993 I choose Mark's actual birthday because Glee did that with Kurt so why not the other characters. - I see Puck as being the second oldest after Kurt, just based on vibes, so Mark's birthday fit here.

Rachel: Dec 18th 1994 This is her canon birthday. this means she turns 16 in S2 which makes her the youngest of her year group. I've headcanoned that she skipped a grade, or maybe her dad's started her in school a year earlier than everyone else because, well, it's Rachel.

Santana: Jan 12th 1994 Basically I used Naya's birthday. I know this messes up Finn's 'canon' birthday but bare with me.

Finn: Jan 15th 1994 I didn't use Finn's canon birthday because in S4 Sue says he's 19, like a lot, and I also couldn't find it anywhere but the Fandom Wiki. So his canon birthday doesn't work. Finn dies at 19 and if his birthday was the canon one of Aug 24th 1994 he wouldn't have been 19 when he died but 18. So I changed it and used Naya's birthday and what was said during S1's madona episode that Finn was 3 days younger to come up with Jan 15th.

Quinn: Feb 1st 1994 Basically I just looked up her birthday and there was a random thread on Fandom Wiki that stated this was her birthday so I rolled with it because it works with the timeline.

Britt: March 14th 1994 It's what it says on Fandom Wiki, but I don't remember it ever being said in canon. However it's also Pi day (3.14) so that's fun for the 'math genius'

Tina: Mar 28th 1995 A year younger than the others as she graduates S4 not S3. I was going to go with Jenna's birthday just because but apparently her and Harry (Mike) share the same birthday! So I had Mike have April 28th and moved Tina's up a month

Mike: Apr 28th 1994 See above I guess. It's Harry's birthday so I rolled with it. graduates S3

Sam: May 6th 1995 A year younger because he graduates S4. It's said in the prom episode that his birthday was a week before so I looked up when American's have prom (I'm english) and yeah. this was what I decided??? I can't remember why exactly I chose that date but I'm sticking with it because I can't change it in my fic now without messing stuff up. I maybe would change it to a week earlier so at the end of April.

Kurt: May 27th 1993 This is canon and makes Kurt the oldest in the club which is fun since Chris is the youngest of the main cast and it's also Chris's Birthday take away 3 years. My headcanon is that his mum and dad kept him back a year before starting school because he was so small or something OR that he missed too much school when his mom died and had to retake a year. I'm leaning towards the latter because that's a sadder backstory.

Artie: Jun 14th 1995 A year younger than everyone. again, I used the actor's birthday because I'm lazy and it fit.

Mercedes: Jul 10th 1994 I just see Mercedes having a summer birthday for some reason. IDK? literally just picked my mom's birthday.

And that's it for the main cast.

Here's the S3&4 newbies too, but it's mostly either random or the actor's birthday.

Unique: Aug 20th 1995 so she's in the year below Sam/Tina/Artie in my headcanon which is why she's not still at McKinley or highschool in S6. Alex's Newell's birthday.

Ryder: Sep 14th 1996 A year younger than Unique. A Sophomore in S4 (I think that may be said somewhere? or at least implied?) He could be a Freshman too, so 1997 or stick with '96 and have him kept back a year because of his dyslexia, but I decided against that in my story. Just a random date I picked because I didn't have anyone else in September.

Marley: Oct 4th 1996 Also a Sophomore in S4. (again I think that's said?) Melissa's birthday

Jake: Oct 17th 1997 Freshman in S4. Honestly, it's simply because Puck doesn't know him and if he was a Freshman in S3 than Puck would have maybe interacted with him? or at least known there was another Puckerman in the school and I don't think it's said anywhere that he's transfered or anything. so hence, a freshman... Jacob Artist's birthday.

Joe: Nov 12th 1994 completely random. In my head canon he's in the same year as Sam/Tina/Artie

Sugar: Feb 14th 1996 A year younger than Sam/Tina/Artie. I also just like the idea of her birthday being on Valentine's day, it kinda makes the whole Sugar Shack thing kinda sad in a 'noone would come if it was just for my birthday but! Valentines!!' way

Kitty: Feb 22 1997 Young enough to come back in S6 as a Senior (don't get me started on the confusion of that timeline) Random date.

I also headcanon the McCarthy twins as around late-1998/1999 (I picked 23rd May because Twins and Gemini! Only one based on astrology!) and in their sophomore year in S6. Same with Spencer

Rodderick ~ 1997 ish. I believe it's stated that he's a senior in S6? Same with Alistair??

Jane's a Freshman in S6 so a late-1999/2000 birthday.

and Myron is around November 2001 ish because he turns 13 in roughly November 2014... i think... again S6 timeline is insane.