#don’t tell me it couldn’t happen

[143bc]

Incorrect BeChloe Quotes

Stacie - (shows off a very expensive watch on her wrist)

Aubrey - wow…that’s exquisite. When did you get that?

Stacie - today…Beca and Chloe misunderstood me last weekend when I said I wanna watch…

[lygma-nygma]

Being a batfam fan is funny because people will make a post like “here’s my headcanon-“ and it’s just something that’s directly canon to the story then post about major canon events and get everything wrong.

[shima-draws]

So my roommate is also into One Piece. I’m not sure if he’s watched any of the anime, I know for sure he’s watched the live action, but earlier tonight he came upstairs and watched a few episodes with me while waiting for a food delivery, and then he got hooked, and then he sat and watched MORE episodes with me without really knowing what was going on. But it was still wildly entertaining to him, esp since I’m right in the middle of one of the (arguably) best arcs rn, and now he wants to finish the arc with me LOL. NOBODY is immune to One Piece propaganda. Or Bon-chan 🥰

[mythologymadness]

[gillanfryingpan]

the collective feelings of chapter 29 of For The Forgotten Ones: (spoilers, obviously)

Geno I love you but I’m also gonna kill you stg

For The Forgotten Ones by Im_Sorry_Buddy

Geno!Sans by loverofpiggies

Ink!Sans and Aster by comyet

[boxwinebaddie]

so i was talking to rp ( aka the nina special, suprise, surprise, except i Was actually surprised bc we didn’t have our big deranged late nite talk — i’m clingy — and i thought she was mad at me but she was just writing this beautiful tbfw whumpshot w/ stormscared kitekyle )

but anyways i was dming my e-wife and we were talking abt raven x crimson dawn covering mcr songs and i just want y’all to know that raven totally wears all the lil slutty emo boy halloween costumes like gerard way did on tour omg there’s 100% a tool shed & a marshwalker one

annnnd i am canonizing the tiny sexc candy striper nurses outfit ;) because i want to see stan w/ his thigh tattoo out and the tiny coffin shaped clipboard and the death-o-scope giving jersey an extra af punk rock check up, administering 40 ccs of getting passionately kissed on the lips and then given a tiny cherry lollipop <333

[katara-stan-club]

this is my season 3 Chaos Card, or stuff that I wish would happen and don’t think will and stuff I desperately wish won’t happen and am nervous will happen! I thought it would be slightly more interesting than what I actually think will happen, but I am incredibly scared more of the sad ones will happen than my happy ones. time will tell!

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[batwynn]

Please help my autistic ass figure this situation out please I am so tired of this kind of thing happening. 😭

I called the cancel our scheduled mow times after our first and only apt with a lawn care company because the 100° days were over and we probably won’t get heat stroke using the push mower now and they said ok all good but we’ll call to check in for the fall clean up and I was like: cool. (Probably won’t need that since we like to keep a lot of it ‘wild’ for critters but ok.) I also said I was ready to pay for the previous mow they did but he said it wasn’t in the system yet and they’ll send it to me. So, yesterday they showed up and… mowed the lawn? I was not up for talking to people face to face so I tried calling the office and no one picked up because it looks like it’s maybe just those two guys. 🥲

The question is: What is more likely, they misunderstood me even though it seemed super clear and I need to call and confirm it’s canceled? They’re pulling one of those scam things where they keep showing up to do the thing so they can demand payment? They thought I meant after this week’s mow? Or they thought they were being nice and doing the one last mow before leaving us alone with our grass but now I have to pay them $160??

[mumblesplash]

getting better at drawing when you’re not trying for realism is kinda funny bc it’s like wow now my art looks even MORE like the exact midpoint between old-school disney and late 2010s anime. i didn’t think it was possible and yet i’ve done it again. inspiring

[yourqueenb]

You have no idea how happy I am to see that other people like you don't like blades 2 as well. Like yes it was decent, but on the same level as book 1 in the LEAST.

And I agree, book 3 seems like an excuse to get fans off of their back about the writing. The finale felt extremely disappointing, compared to the thrill you could feel in book 1 end

Yeah, I’m still gonna play book 3 and (foolishly) hope that it’ll be better. But those hopes aren’t too high because book 2 was not a good set up for book 3 at all in my opinion. There’s so much going on. I don’t like that Valax is a part of our friend group now. However, the group dynamics were off long before that if I’m being real. Mal’s route was ruined for me.

When I was going through and deleting my screenshots the other day, I reread the “You slept through it scene” and just felt a renewed sense of hurt and anger at him and really all of our friends. Mal caught a lot of heat from me specifically because he’s my LI and the one who said such an awful thing. But honestly, the rest of the group essentially agreed with him by expanding on what he said (Imtura and Nia) or not saying anything at all (Tyril) and only getting on one accord to exclude MC.

And then on top of all of that, there are quite a few holes that really should be patched up. The plot was a mess for the majority of the story. Tbh it was almost giving Endless Summer because they were locking important information behind diamond scenes and in the lore tablets.

So all this to say that at this point in time, I no longer have faith that PB can handle complex storytelling. Their parent company and higher ups (unsurprisingly) only care about money. And the writers themselves are too lazy and too biased. Does that mean they can no longer write enjoyable stories? No, of course not. But I do think they need to rein it in and be a bit more realistic about what they can handle right now because there’s nothing wrong with a simpler book/plot that’s aware of what it’s trying to accomplish. And it’s clear that they were far too ambitious with Blades 2

[jmeldog]

Because I need to make a PowerPoint shittalking Katta due in 3 weeks, I continued watching Katta era duema (I’m all over the fucking place) where I left off at early VSR. I’d managed to get 8 episodes in without getting the Katta Era headaches (very impressive, my max limit was usually 6), but yeah this sequence broke got me. I really did feel like the last pic by the end of it.

Fucking bootleg Mickey mouse-eared Disney Land wish granting team parachuting in, knocking Katta unconscious, and dressing he and Lulu up for their “honeymoon”. Insane. That’s enough Katta era for tonight yeah.

Anyway yeah good for Lulu, I’ll support obsessive teenage girls being a little silly. There’s hardly a force in the universe stronger. I’ll always support silly women, especially after all the shit this era in particular puts me through.

[donnatroyyyy]

Batman has/had some kind of miscommunication going on with every single one of his kids. The bat family is just one big miscommunication trope after the other.

[mysicklove]

i almost fainted today in class. ❤️

[iliveinprocrasti-nationn]

skipping class for the first time in my life bc my professor has covid and he sent out an email saying we’re having class and he’s asymptomatic and will wear a mask per cdc guidelines even tho he’s past the 5 day required isolation period. like. great whatevs but have you actually tested negative

update: the answer was no he had not

[grahammmzcrackerrz]

I’m convinced he doesn’t like giving me head and its freaking me out a little

I hate overthinking about jokes people make